OOWF JUDGEMENT EVE 9
Live from Tokyo, Japan – Tokyo Dome
Sunday, August 25th 2013
Banned from Everywhere vs. The Word & Cyber KongInsane in the Brain by Cypress Hill brings out Awesome Bill from Dawsonville and Justin Sane, still dressed in the remnants of their tuxedos from Justin's date with Miranda, aboard Drunkey and Drunkette. Behind this mess is Ellie May from Ellijay, riding her likkercycle and towing the ever-present cooler of what might be PCPL. Bill and Justin stumble into the ring and wave to the crowd. Ellie May hands Bill a Mason Jar and he downs the contents, shakes his head, and lets out a rebel yell...
Bach's Fugue in D Minor brings out Father Lou, who blesses the crowd before the shimmering white pyro brings out The Word along with his special partner, Cyber Kong. Father Lou walks behind the big men to ringside, climbs the steps ahead of them, and holds the ropes so The Word and Cyber Kong can climb in. The big man returns the favor so that his manager can climb in, and Father Lou walks to all four sides of the ring and blesses the crowd as The Word and Cyber Kong stand in the corner, arms crossed
Awesome Bill charges at The Word who easily dodges him but Bill follows through by hitting Cyber Kong on the apron and knocking him off. The Word smiles until he finds himself dropkicked from the rear by Justin Sane. Bill follows through with a Bionic Elbow and attempts to throw The Word into the ropes but tThe Word reverses the whip and hits Bill with a Spinebuster. He covers but The Word can only get a two count. The Word ties up Bill with a series of suplexes but Bill avoids the pinfall. He picks Bill up, throws him into the corner, and tries to follow with a corner splash, but Bill ducks out at the last minute to have a refreshing drink and The Word finds nobody home. Bill politely offers some PCPL to The Word, who takes the jar and throws it in Bill's face. Big mistake. The Word finds himself lit up with kicks and punches and Bionic Elbows from here to next Thursday. Bill throws The Word into the ropes and hits the MASON DIXON LINE! Through all this Cyber Kong is in the corner shaking his head and calling for the tag. Bill picks up The Word – DIRTY BIRD! Bill goes for a cover but The Word finds the ropes and forces the break. The Word slides partway under the ropes but suddenly finds that Justin Sane is on top of the turnbuckle and hits the MOMENT OF CLARITY! The Word and Cyber Kong were obviously taking this team too lightly and Cyber Kong shows it by laughing and pointing at his partner, who works his way back to the corner and slaps the taste out of Cyber Kong' mouth, which the referee calls a tag. Cyber Kong goes right to work on Awesome Bill, tying him up in knots with chain wrestling that has Bill totally lost. Cyber Kong tries to hit the Cyber Bomb but Bill fights his way out and tags in Justin Sane, who tries to come off the top to take Cyber Kong down. But that never works, and Cyber Kong pulls Justin into a Powerslam. Cyber Kong laughs and points but his partner just stands there. Cyber Kong launches into a tirade against The Word, unaware that Justin has crawled over into his corner and tagged in Awesome Bill. Bill creeps up behind the creep Cyber Kong and rolls him up for the three count!
WINNERS in 13:45 – Banned from Everywhere!Bill and Justin roll out of the ring, totally thrilled as is Ellie May who brings the boys PCPL. They work their way to the back as Cyber Kong and The Word continue to argue in the ring.
Jason Allen vs. Chris EvansTo quote the late, great Gorilla Monsoon "A real Pearl Harbor job" as Evans catches Jason coming through the ropes and sends him to the floor. Evans slides out of the ring, grabs Jason and smashes his head on the steps. Then he follows that up by slamming his head into the ringpost, busting Jason open. Evans throws him back into the ring and yells for the referee to ring the bell. The bell rings and this one starts officially. Evans tries to steal the match by making a quick cover, Jason kicks out at 2.
Evans whips Jason into the corner and starts lacing his chest with hard chops as the crowd boos. The crowd is much more receptive to Jason reversing and now nailing Evans with hard chops of his own. Jason whips Evans off the ropes and follows with a lariat that nearly takes Evans's head clean off. Evans manages to get to one knee... only to be nailed in the back of the head by an Enziguiri. Jason sets up for the Joker's Wild, but Evans nails a low blow. Evans rolls Jason up, of course using the ropes for leverage, the ref never sees it and counts 1, 2, 3.
Winner by tainted pinfall in 3:02, Chris EvansPretty Hate Machine vs. Murphy’s LawFirewoman and Miranda make their way down to ringside first accompanied by the self-proclaimed GOAT, Davin Moreland. He’s going over last second advice in their corner as the Dropkick Murphys begin to play and to a pretty nice sized ovation out come the second-generation wrestlers, DK & Daniella Murphy. The four competitors meet in the center of the ring as handshakes are exchanged all around. It looks like Miranda and DK will be starting us off as the bell rings and we are underway.
Miranda and DK lock up and we get a feeling out process and it is evident that Miranda is benefitting from the dual managers as she is showing vast improvement in keeping up with DK, but she does make a rookie mistake by putting her head down too early on an Irish whip and DK plants her with an AXE KICK. And now we get into an extended face-in-peril sequence as DK & Danielle cut off the ring and isolate Miranda. Quick tags and the onslaught is beginning to wear down the feisty Miranda. She does get close a few times to making her way over to Fire and compelting a tag, but the Murphy’s are clicking on all cylinders and are able to stop it.
Daniella is wearing down Miranda with some heavy offense, but she takes her eye off the quick & limber Miranda for just a split second and Miranda’s able to fire off a dropkick that lands square. But both women are down as the ref begins his count. DM is up first but Miranda attacks first with an almost spear-like move to Murphy’s stomach that staggers her back. That gives Miranda a chance to get to her feet and as Daniella charges, Miranda damn near takes her head off with a BUTTERFLY KICK. As Daniella crashes to the mat, Miranda barrel rolls into her corner and Firewoman gets the hot tag. DK is able to extend his long arms and makes a tag as well.
But that doesn’t seem to matter as Fire is bursting at the seams to inflict some damage. She takes DK down with a snap suplex before rolling through and locking in a guillotine choke. She can’t hold it for long as she sees Daniella getting to her feet so Fire stands up and snaps off a beautiful HURRICANRANA. Fire stays on the attack on Daniella, and nails a VOODOO DROP and goes for the pinfall, but the ref doesn’t make the count as DK is still legal. And that costs Fire as she rolls back to her feet and DK is already standing there and nails her with a TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER that nearly bends Firewoman in half. DK makes the cover…
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No, Miranda dives in and breaks up the count. As the ref escorts her back to her corner, the Murphy’s take the chance to inflict some sibling offense on Fire with alternating clubbing blows. Now they are back to cutting off the ring and isolating Fire this time. The onslaught doesn’t last as long though as Fire isn’t someone inexperienced in fighting out of hostile situations. A back elbow for DK on the apron sends him crashing to the floor and then fire jumps onto the second turnbuckle before leaping off and nailing Daniella with a TORNADO DDT. Fire retreats back into her corner where Miranda tags herself in.
She springboards over the top rope and nails Daniella with a MISSILE DROPKICK. Miranda looks to follow up and as DK gets back on the apron she tries to suplex him into the ring, but he blocks it and that gives Daniella a chance to get back into it and and she drops down behind Miranda and lifts her onto her shoulders. DK climbs the ropes and goes for a DOOMSDAY DEVICE, but Miranda ducks under and takes Daniella down with a victory roll…
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No, Daniella kicks out. And now Fire’s back into the mix with DK and all four are trading moves. Firewoman nails DK with a CODEBREAKER which has to make her husband thrilled, but as she tries to follow up, Daniella spins her around and lifts her up…DOMINATOR. But that’s going to cost Daniella as she has taken her eye off the legal opponent and that lets Miranda come up and Daniella gets planted with the DESECRATOR. But Miranda doesn’t go for the cover and instead climbs the ropes and she might be feeling a bit froggy. But she forgot about DK still being around and DK meets her on the top rope and they are slugging it out. DK gains the edge and nails a vicious shivering forearm that knocks Miranda wobbly. Back down in the ring, Daniella is back on her feet and she sends Firewoman flying over the top rope. DK lifts Miranda up for a superplex but doesn’t drop her as Miranda gets close and grabs Miranda by the legs…and as DK leaps backwards with a HANGMAN’S NECKBREAKER, Daniella hits a SITOUT POWERBOMB. And that folds Miranda in half. DK gets to his feet and meets Firewoman as she climbs back onto the apron as Daniella makes the cover…
1…Firewoman trying to find a way to pass DK
2…She’s having a hard time, but she finally slams his head into the turnbuckle.
3…She gets there a split second too late.
Your winners in 12:49, Murphy’s LawChristian Carter vs. Alexander DarlingChristian Carter enters the arena first, and receives a reaction worthy of a Saint of Sinners. He ignores the majority that boos him, but stops for a moment in front of the small band of Saints supporters. He eggs them on before climbing in the ring and posing on the ropes. The crowd gives Alexander Darling a much more positive reaction, cheering wildly as the veteran makes his way down the aisle. Alex acknowledges the reaction, but as usual he is intent on the business at hand. He climbs through the ropes and meets Carter in the centre of the ring. Referee Junior Hale gives them their instructions, sends them to their corners, and calls for the bell.
They lock up and Carter drives a knee into Alex's midsection. He follows that with an elbow to the back of the head. He grabs Alex around the waist, muscles him into a powerbomb position, and runs him spine-first into the turnbuckles. Carter pummels Alex with forearms and Alex fires back. Carter stuns Alex with a headbutt and lifts him for a spinebuster, but Alex reverses it into a tornado DDT. He hangs on at the landing, turning it into a choke. Carter lashes out with forearms and breaks free.
Both men are up and Alex catches Carter in the bridge of the nose with an elbow, drawing blood. Carter staggers and Alex presses his attack, nailing several shots to the ribs before taking him over with a gut-wrench suplex. Alex drops a knee into Carter's face, and then pulls him to his feet and backs him to the ropes. Alex attempts an Irish whip, but Carter grabs the ropes to block. Alex slams a knee into Carter's stomach and pummels him with forearms, but Carter fires back with forearms of his own. Carter sends Alex hard into the corner and nails him with a high knee, then plants him with a belly-to-belly suplex as he stumbles out. Carter drives a pair of elbows into Alex's throat in quick succession and makes a cover, but Alex kicks out at one. Carter rolls to his feet and stomps on the veteran, and then sits him up and drives alternating knees into his back. He pulls Alex up and snaps him over with a suplex. Carter floats over, but Alex kicks out at two.
Carter drags Alex to his feet and hits an Irish whip, but Alex reverses. Alex ducks his head and Carter tries to kick him in the face, but Alex catches it. Alex sweeps Carter's other leg and attempts to tie him into the Darling Money Clip. Carter fights it, but Darling manages to roll him over. Junior asks, but Carter spits at him and drags himself to the ropes to force a break. Alex releases the hold and drops his weight into Carter's back. He gets in some kicks, then drags Carter to his feet and shoves him into the corner. Alex drives his shoulder repeatedly into Carter's stomach, then stands him up with a European uppercut. He winds Carter's arm and twists it into a hammerlock, and then drags him back into a lung blower. Alex covers, but Carter kicks out at two.
Alex is up first and grabs Carter, who nails him with a low blow that Junior conveniently misses. Carter sends Alex into the corner and follows, but Alex darts out of the way of the charge. Carter slams into the turnbuckles, and Alex springs off the middle rope and tries to drive a knee into his head. Carter ducks it and shoves Alex over the ropes. Alex lands on the apron and Carter stuns him with an elbow before heading to the apron himself. Carter hooks Alex - and hits an STO on apron! Carter grabs Alex as he hits the floor and runs him face-first into the ring post. Now both men are bleeding. Carter slings Alex into the ringside barrier and tries to kick his head off, but Alex ducks and he hits steel. Alex lurches to the ring and rolls in to break the count, then goes back to the floor.
Alex kicks Carter in the head as he gets up, and sets him up for a suplex. Carter blocks and reverses, but Alex breaks free in the air and drops behind him into the crowd. Carter turns around, and Alex slams his head into the railing. Carter stumbles back, and Alex climbs onto the railing and levels him with a flying clothesline. Junior's count is at seven, so Alex slides in to break it. He moves to go back on the attack, but Carter explodes off the floor and spears him into the apron. He follows that up with a series of chops and stuffs Alex into the ring. Carter climbs onto the apron and slings himself over the ropes to drive an elbow into Alex's throat. He covers, but Alex kicks out just in time.
Carter pulls Alex up and sets up the Fall From Grace, but Alex pulls his arms free and reverses, hauling Carter onto his shoulders. Before he can set up the Darling Driver Carter grabs the top rope and pulls himself out to the apron. Alex pivots and swings, but Carter ducks and pulls him throat-first across the top rope. Carter slides back in behind Alex and plants him with a German suplex. He bridges, but Alex rolls a shoulder at two. Carter rolls Alex to his feet and shoves him into the ropes. He hits a series of chops and sends him across the ring. Alex ducks under a clothesline and hits the opposite ropes, coming back with a flying forearm. Alex drives an elbow into Carter's throat and gets in a few kicks before pulling him to his feet. He hauls Carter up - Brainbusta! Alex rolls Carter over and hits a Curbstomp, then springs to the top rope and leaps - but Carter rolls out of the way of the Phoenix Splash. Alex crashes to the mat as Carter drops to the floor. Junior starts a count, which may be for either man, or possibly both.
Alex starts to stir at four, and gets to his knees by six. At eight, Carter crawls onto the apron. Alex launches himself forward with a spear, knocking him back to the floor. Alex tumbles out as well. Alex drags Carter to his feet, but Carter nails a rising uppercut in the process. Carter tries to send him into the ring post, but Alex reverses. Carter manages to break his momentum, but a high knee from Alex finishes the job. Alex stuffs Carter back into the ring, leaving his head hanging off the edge. Alex hops onto the apron, gets a running start, and misses a legdrop as Carter slides out of the way. Alex lands hard, and Carter rolls to his feet and drives a knee into his temple, knocking him to the floor. Carter scales the ropes and leaps, but Alex moves out of the way of a double stomp. Alex grabs Carter and snaps him over with a suplex, floating over and pummelling him with forearms until Carter throws him off. Junior's count is at eight, so Carter slings Alex toward the ring. Before he gets there, the bell rings.
This match has been ruled a 30 minute DRAW.Carter doesn't seem to notice the announcement, as he attempts to murder Alex with a running kick. Alex just manages to get out of the way, leaving Carter hung up on the apron. Junior rolls out of the ring to separate them, but quickly changes his mind after dodging Alex's backswing. Alex hauls Carter onto his shoulders, but Carter manages to throw his weight into it and reverse into an inverted DDT. Carter pulls Alex up and drags him over to the Saints fans, slamming his face into the railing in front of them. Alex responds with an elbow to the stomach and a face slam of his own. The timekeeper rings the bell a second time - and a third - to no effect. Carter and Alex continue to brawl even as security floods ringside. They make a couple of attempts to separate them before settling for simply guiding the brawl through the curtain to the back.
Onslaught Title MatchAmazing Jos © vs. Jeremy PunswickThe issues between these two grapplers go way back, so it will be interesting to see how this plays out under Onslaught Rules. They circle, Punswick trying to shoot in for a takedown, but has to stay away from Jos’ striking.
After a minute or so, Punswick takes a chance, and shoots in hard on Jos’ – he eats a fast kick to the shoulder, but gets hold of the Champ, and drives him to the ropes – whip to the opposite ropes, he follows up right behind and buries a knee into Jos’ gut. He then grab Jos by the back of the mask and slams him back first to the mat. Jos kicks from his back, and catches JP in the side of the head. This appears to just piss off Punswick, who starts working over Jo’s leg, focusing on the knee. He ultimately turns this into a half crab, and REALLY wrenches back – but it is too early, Jos won’t tap, so he releases the hold and starts working it over with more stomps and slamming it into the mat.
Punswick drags Jos to a corner and hooks his leg over the middle rope, but before he can do anything Jos comes out of the corner with a tornado DDT! Jos gets to his feet first, leaping into the air and dropping his good leg across the back of JP’s head. Jos is now on the offense, but is a little slowed down due to the attack on his leg. He’s able to keep the upper hand by switching up from strikes to grounding Punswick, then using the ropes for a somersault leg drop. He keeps Punswick off balance, finishing with a neckbreaker. Quick cover – kickout at 1.
Jos goes to pick up JP, but the Canadian surprises him with a dragonscrew leg whip! He quickly transitions to the half crab, and Jos scrambles for the ropes!
Jos has used his first rope breakThe Referee –barely- gets Punswick to release the hold, and he pounces back on Jos, delivering kicks to the hamstring, He yells for Jos to give up, but Jos is having none of it. Punswick hooks Jos leg over the top rope and pulls the middle rope to trap it! He hammers away on the knee, until the ref forces a break, giving The Saint an earful of grief. Jos gets to one foot, and is trying to get his leg free, when Punswick brushes off the ref, and DECKS Jos with a right hand!
Punswick has used his first warningJos yanks his knee hard as he hits the mat, and is howling in pain as the referee works to free him. The second he does, Punswick is back on the attack, cranking in an ankle lock and pulling Jos to center ring – Jos fights, and manages to get back to the ropes.
Jos has used his second rope break.Punswick can taste blood, and goes to finish Jos off – he German suplex Jos away from the ropes back to center ring. Elbow drop on the knee, he then hooks a standing figure 4 leglock on Jos! Jos is struggling, then Punswik drags Jos near the ropes, taunting him, DARING him to use his last rope back… He cranks the hold, screaming “TAP OR GRAB THE ROPE, LOSER!” Jos looks desperate, but has no choice and grabs the bottom rope -
Jos has used his FINAL rope breakPunswick “breaks” the hold by pulling Jos into the air and dropping him back on the mat. He then turns to the crowd, making the “MY BELT” motion, and shouts “This is it!” He then turns and stalks Jos, and slips behind him as the Champion struggles to his feet…. Goes off the rope, looking for the chop block… Jos dodges! As Punswick hits the breaks, he turns and eats a FALCON KICK! Punswick crumples to the mat… But Jos is down too! He crawls over – arm across Punswick’s chest –
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WINNER in 13:33 AND STILL CHAMPION, The Amazing Jos!Intercontinental Title MatchAlexis Darling © vs. Mai MuyoPA: “Who’s Gonna Fight For The Weak, Who’s Gonna Make ‘Em Believe?”
“Hero” by Skillet heralds the arrival of the challenger Mai Muyo…but where is she? The camera pans around, and we see her coming down through her homeland crowd, slapping hands and doling out hugs, security eventually clearing her a path through as she runs down, hops the guardrail and slides into the ring. Next out is the Intercontinental Champion Alexis Darling, who gets a good reaction but is all business as she makes her way down to the ring.
The opening few minutes are a lot of felling out from the opponents—both know each other very well at this point, and jabs that once met their mark are now dodged, reversals and rope grabs meeting every twist and torque. Mai in particular is pulling the action toward the ropes whenever Alexis attempts to move the action into the technical game. At one point, Alexis becomes frustrated by the frequent rope grabbing, and pops Mai with an uppercut after Mai uses it to break an armbar! Mai gets briefly frustrated, and sends a BIG chop across the chest of Alexis! Mai keeps chopping (WOO!), Alexis stumbling back into the corner, and Mai backs up to charge with the knee—Alexis spins out of the corner, nobody home! Alexis leaps and grabs Mai’s neck from behind, big neckbreaker from the elevation! 1-2-no! Mai gets the shoulder up.
From here, Alexis holds the advantage, playing to the ground and pound that Mai has less of an answer to. She hooks Mai’s arms back for a Curbstomp—EXECUTED! Alexis goes for the cover—and Mai kicks out at two! Alexis seems surprised, but wastes little time hooking Mai up for the Royal Butterfly suplex—she sends her flying, but Mai keeps going, right out of the ring! Alexis goes to the outside and stomps Mai on the floor…she thinks about rolling her in, but changes her mind, hops up to the guardrail, MOONSAULT—but Mai rolls out of the way and Alexis goes SPLAT! Mai hops up to the guardrail herself in turn, and leaps—MOONSAULT onto Alexis! Mai stumbles upward almost too fast, rolling Alexis into the ring and going to the top rope herself, gesturing for the Savior Splash...
…but Alexis has recovered and catches Mai at the pass, climbing up to the top and sending gut shots to Mai. Alexis hooks the arms, looking for a superplex…Mai responds with forearms to Alexis’s gut, trying to prevent the leverage—suddenly Alexis moves the leverage SIDEWAYS, and Mai goes flying gut first across the top rope! Alexis leaps from the second, SCISSOR KICK to Mai! Mai goes down and Alexis goes into the cover: 1-2-Mai barely kicked out! Alexis admonishes the referee for not counting faster, but when she turns back around, Mai pulls Alexis down…Trinitarian Choke! Mai is trying to lock the triangle choke on her smaller opponent! Alexis tries to rain punches down on Mai, but Mai is managing a tighter hold than usual given the unusual strength advantage she retains…Alexis finally grabs the ropes to break, but the referee has to force Mai to break, which she finally does at 4!
Mai is suddenly going HAM now, kicking at Alexis hard against the ropes yelling “HAI! HAI! HAI!” over and over, before running back and clotheslining her over the ropes! Mai tears the top off of the announce table and throws it to the side. She pulls out the monitors and tosses them to the ground, as the announcers remark that it’s too early in the night for this shit. Alexis has recovered, however, and grabs Mai by the hair, smashing her head into the remaining monitor! Mai falls back stunned as Alexis pulls out the final monitor and pulls Mai up slowly, looking to powerbomb her through the table and end it—but YOU CAN’T POWERBOMB MAI MUYO! Mai follows the momentum and leaps right over Alexis’s head, landing behind her. Alexis turns around—SUPERKICK! Alexis lands flat across the announce table!
Mai, hurried, grabs the Japanese flag from ringside and begins to climb back up on the apron—the fans begin to ooh as they anticipate, and Mai indeed climbs the tunrbuckles, to the top rope…crosses herself…and LEAPS! MAGIC CARPET RIDE with the Japanese Flag….does NOT connect! Alexis rolled out of the way, and Mai CRASHES through the announcers’ table! Alexis takes a second to survey the carnage as she rises, but wastes no time in grabbing a battered Mai and rolling her into the ring. Alexis goes for the cover: 1…2..NO! MAI GRABBED THE BOTTOM ROPE!
Alexis looks down at the broken Mai Muyo incredulously, finally grabbing her arms behind her, hooking her up—BITCH KILLER in the middle of the ring! This time, Mai stays down.
Winner in 14:22…and STILL Intercontinental Champion…Alexis Darling!Alexis takes her championship, acknowledges the fans, and after the trainers disperse, walks over to Mai to help her up—Mai stumbles upward, falls down to her knees first, but forces herself back up to lift Alexis’s arm quickly before rolling out of the ring, insisting she leave under her own power, kicking the guardrail as she goes.
World Heavyweight Title Contender’s MatchMatt Folz vs. Danny Taylor vs. Chloe vs. GhostheadSevendust's
"My Ruin" plays through the speakers as white fog envelopes the stage, ramp and ring. We remind you that this match is no disqualification and no countout where you can win by pinfall or submission. Ghosthead walks out from the back holding his IO briefcase. The crowd responds with applause and respect carried over from his earlier time here in Japan. Ghosthead walks stoically down the ramp and slides in the ring under the bottom rope. He strolls over to a corner and sits on the mat in the lotus position, his eyes closed in seeming meditation. Korn's
"Shoots and Ladders" precedes the arrival of the demoness Chloe. She walks out on stage with her branding iron in hand. She gets about halfway down the ramp when the lights go out. When the come back on Ghosthead is standing in the middle of the ring defiant. He gazes out toward the ramp where he sees Chloe is laid out and Matt Folz is standing over her!
Folz pulls Chloe to her feet and drags her to the ring. He tosses her in as the opening riff of POD's
"Here Comes the Boom" heralds the arrival of "Dynamite" Danny Taylor. By this time Ghosthead is observing Matt Folz's beatdown of Chloe in a corner of the ring, seemingly oblivious to Danny Taylor running down the ramp and sliding in behind him. Ghosthead knows Taylor is there though and whirls around with a roundhouse kick that Taylor is JUST able to duck under! Seeing that all participants are in the ring the ref shrugs his shoulders and calls for the bell. We're UNDERWAY!
Matt Folz pulls Chloe up in the corner and starts laying into her with punches and kicks. Meanwhile Ghosthead Irish whips Danny Taylor toward that same corner which is REVERSED, Matt Folz scrambles out the way and Ghosthead controls his momentum enough to convert his advance into a FLYING BODY SPLASH onto Chloe who slumps down to the mat, rolls, and falls out of the ring! Ghosthead whirls around just in time to get CLOTHESLINED HARD by DDT! Ghosthead is knocked off his feet and falls hard on his ass in the corner! Danny Taylor steps aside just in time for Folz to nail Ghosthead with a knee to his face! Ghosthead slides slowly over onto his side, rolls, and falls out of the ring near Chloe!
Matt turns to face Danny Taylor and they meet in the middle of the ring. Collar and elbow tie-up, headlock on Taylor by Folz, Taylor shoves Matt toward the ropes, who rebounds off right into a POWERSLAM by DDT! Cover gets a two count! Taylor pulls Folz up to his feet and hits him with a DELAYED SUPLEX! Float over and cover, Matt kicks out at one and a half! Danny Taylor is up to his feet first as Matt rolls slowly to his. Taylor launches himself at Folz with a full head of steam, but Folz counters with a DROP TOE HOLD that causes Danny Taylor's head to hit the bottom turnbuckle in the corner! Folz Drags a woozy Taylor to the center of the ring and covers only to get SPLASHED from HIGH up by Ghosthead with the SPECTRE'S FALL!
All three men inside the ring are down as Ghost recovers enough to drape an arm over Folz's chest 1.. 2.. NO! Taylor drags Ghosthead off of Folz, breaking up the count! Taylor pulls Ghosthead to his feet then lofts him up on his shoulder for a British Bulldogish RUNNING BODY SLAM! Taylor then runs the ropes, but falls over backwards hard to the floor below due to an assist by Chloe pulling down the top rope! Chloe hops down from the apron and is on Danny Taylor like a Banshee from Hell cutting loose with a flurry of elbows and punches, punctuated by some clawing at DDT's eyes and biting his arms as he tries to block!
Meanwhile Matt Folz is up. He walks over and pulls Ghosthead up to his feet. He softens him up with a few knees to Ghost's gut, then hauls The Death Knell up onto his shoulder, but Ghosthead scrambles off behind Folz and nails him with wicked BACKDROP DRIVER that would make Dr. Death Steve Williams sit up in his grave and applaud. Ghosthead sits up and looks at Folz lying on his belly. Ghost slowly rises to his feet, stalks over to Folz, drops to one knee and applies an ANKLELOCK on Folz's bad one! Folz howls in pain as Ghosthead leans back and grapvines the leg looking to end this match with a submission! Folz is seconds from tapping when Chloe stops her attack on Taylor, slides in under the bottom rope, charges and lands FLYING LEG DROP on top of Ghosthead causing him to release the hold!
Folz rolls over in pain grabbing at his ankle and while Chloe is busy with Ghosthead, he crawls out of the ring to catch a breather, falling to the floor below. Chloe's wild attack on Taylor is repeated on Ghosthead. She manages to scrape some of the paint off of Ghost's face leaving trails of blood where the scratches go deep. She rears back for a wild punch toward Ghost, but the Death Knell moves his head at the last moment dodging the attack, he catches her arm, grapevines his legs around her head and traps the demoness in PHANTASMAGORIA!
Chloe struggles, flailing her free arm wildly, seeking the bottom rope, but Ghost cinches the hold in tighter and she starts to fade. Once again the ref is on the verge of calling this match when DDT stumbles his way into the ring. Ghosthead sees him coming and releases Chloe before Taylor can break up the submission. Ghost rolls to his feet, charges, and tackles Taylor to the mat as Chloe rolls slowly out of the ring!
Danny Taylor shoves Ghosthead off of him and rolls out of the way of a falling elbow. He does so a second time and a third. On a fourth attempt he catches Ghosthead in a SCHOOLBOY ROLLUP for 1.. 2... Thre-- NO! Ghosthead kicks out! Taylor scrambles to his feet just a step quicker than Ghost and nails The Death Knell with a Muay Thai Kick to his head! Ghost falls backwards, Taylor grabs his legs and locks Ghosthead in a TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! Ghosthead is close enough to the ropes to grab the bottom one and the ref calls for the break which Taylor obliges.
Meanwhile Chloe has managed to crawl back up by the ramp where she dropped her branding iron after Folz's surprise attack, and is now on her way back down to the ring where Folz has been resting. He sees her coming and shakes his head, cursing the fact that his ankle still hurts and knowing he needs to protect it. Folz manages to scramble to his feet as Chloe lunges at him with the branding iron! Folz however is able to BLOCK the blow by catching Chloe by her wrist, but she manages to dislodge Folz with a kick to his bad ankle! She then brings the iron down hard on Matt's shoulder! Folz recoils in pain and narrowly avoids another wild swing by Chloe. Folz ducks yet another wild swing which manages to accidentally hit an overzealous fan leaning over the barricade opening a cut on the man's face! Neither Folz, or Chloe notice, but an opportunity presents itself where Folz is able to duck under another swing and TACKLE Chloe sending them both flying over the barricade and into the crowd!
Meanwhile back in the ring, Ghosthead has taken control over Danny Taylor and has whipped him HARD into the corner! Ghost follows up by charging the big man, but Taylor rolls out the way at the last moment, however Ghosthead adjusts and runs up the turnbuckles pausing at the top to catch his footing. Taylor tries to sweep the legs with a swing of his arm, but Ghost performs a back flip over and onto the mat causing Taylor to whiff on the attempt! Taylor whirls around instantly and just in time is able to catch Ghost's foot, blocking a SUPERKICK attempt! He swings Ghosthead's foot out the way, so The Death Knell follows through with a ROUNDHOUSE KICK from his other foot, but Danny Taylor nimbly avoids it by rolling under! Ghosthead whirls around and as Taylor rises up, scrambling to his feet, Ghost nails the big man on the top of his head with a charging knee strike! Danny Taylor falls to the mat! Ghosthead runs the ropes and comes back with THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN (Double Foot Stomp!) to Danny's chest! Ghosthead covers!
We've turned our attention to Chloe and Folz fighting in the midst of the crowd but we hear the ref's count halt at TWO! as Taylor kicks out of the pin! Most of the spectators have scrambled out of Matt and Chloe's way, giving the combatants a wide birth! A flurry of fists and kicks are exchanged before Folz manages to fling Chloe into a row of empty chairs! Folz advances, brushing chairs aside as he stalks Chloe rising slowly to her feet. Once the path is clear, Folz limply launches himself at her, but the demoness pulls a young Japanese female teenager in front of her, using the girl as a human shield! Folz stops just short of blasting the child in the face with an elbow! Chloe reaches past the child and lands a THUMB to the EYE on Folz! She tosses the girl to the side as she moves to advance her attack on Matt, but the girl's father protests and taps Chloe on her shoulder. Chloe whirls around and spits bloody spittle in the man's face! She then turns her attention back to Matt, who has his back to her, as he bends over, and rubs at his poked eye! Chloe reaches down and picks up a steel chair. She raises it over her head and SLAMS Folz across his back! Matt Folz falls to his knees and just manages to get an arm up to protect his head from a second blow of the chair!
Meanwhile back in the ring, Danny Taylor is in trouble and it shows on his face as blood flows down his forehead from and open wound. Ghosthead with an Irish whip, REVERSED by Taylor! On the rebound Ghosthead ducks under a clothesline attempt and leaps off the second rope with EIDOLON! but NO! Taylor catches Ghosthead in midair and tosses him up and over with an EXPLODER SUPLEX! Taylor turns, stalks over, then drags Ghosthead to the middle of the ring and applies the TNT(Twisting Neckbreaker Trap)! Ghosthead struggles in the hold, howling in pain! The crowd (those not distracted by Chloe and Matt) buzz in anticipation, expecting Ghosthead to submit! Seconds which seem like minutes of agony go by for Ghosthead, but unbelievably he slowly manages to get to one knee... then two, as Taylor holds on! Ghosthead leans backwards and finds himself on top with Danny Taylor pinned underneath! One... Two... NO! Taylor swings Ghosthead over and onto his shoulders for a pin! One... Two.. NO! Ghosthead JUST manages to get his foot on the bottom rope, forcing the break! The crowd applauds the efforts of both!
Meanwhile Chloe drags a battered Matt Folz over by the barricade. She pushes him over to the other side and climbs after him. Folz is a bloody mess as is Chloe, but how much of it is her blood and how much actually Matt's? She laughs maniacally and takes a step toward Folz lying ringside when the father of the teenage girl from earlier, reaches over the barricade and taps Chloe on her shoulder, screaming at her in Japanese! Chloe reacts by turning around and shoving the fan back on his heels warning him to fuck off! When she turns back around Folz stands before her and SMACKS her upside the head with her own branding iron! Chloe collapses and we see a deep gash on her cheek from where the iron hit! Folz turns his attention to the ring and just barely scrambles out of the way as Ghosthead has pulled down the top rope, causing Danny Taylor to fly over and out of the ring a second time, right where Matt had just been standing.
Taylor has crashed and burned as Ghosthead climbs to the top turnbuckle. He DIVES for Folz who catches Ghosthead and swings him around, SLAMMING the Death Knell to the floor with a T-BONE SUPLEX! Folz collapses to the floor as well grabbing at his bad ankle. He's inspired though (or rather just pissed off) and scrambles back to his feet quickly. Blood flowing down his face, he limps over to Ghosthead, pulls him up, and TOSSES him violently over the Asgardian Announce Table! Thor and Loki dive out the way as Ghosthead CRASHES into their empty seats! Folz turns and gets TACKLED as he is driven back first into the table by Danny Taylor! Taylor pulls a stunned Folz off the table and tosses him into the ring under the bottom rope! DDT slides in after, pulls Folz to his feet and underhooks the arms looking to end this match with a DYNAMITE DROP! But Matt REVERSES swinging suddenly up and around and catching Danny's head, dropping him with his namesake, a vicious DDT! Matt covers 1.. 2.. NO! Taylor kicks out!
Matt maneuvers over and locks on an STF (The non-shitty kind)! Taylor struggles hard in the hold clawing his way to the bottom rope where Folz is forced to break! Folz drags Taylor back to the middle of the ring and reapplies the STF! Taylor once again tries to claw his way toward the ropes, but this time Folz cranks it in tighter and wrenches back on Taylor's head! If Taylor could scream audibly he would. He's seconds away from tapping out when Chloe breaks the hold by STOMPING on Folz's busted ankle! Folz rolls over in pain grabbing at his ankle as Chloe kicks at his back! She keeps kicking at Folz until he rolls out the ring! She follows Folz from inside the ring, watching him crawl around on the floor pawing at his ankle until she standing in front of the corner. She thinks about climbing and doing more damage to Folz when she senses someone running up behind her and sides steps out of the way just in time for Ghosthead to crash into the corner! He stumbles backwards into Chloe's arms, who attempts a GERMAN SUPLEX, but Ghosthead REVERSES that into NIGHT TERROR (Asai DDT)!
Ghost starts to go for the cover, but he spies Matt Folz pulling himself up onto the ring apron. The Death Knell lightly massages the underside of his jaw indicating he is about to spew BLACK MIST, but gets spun around by Danny Taylor who kicks Ghost in the gut, causing Ghosthead to spray black mist on Taylor's boots! Underhook... DYNAMITE DROP HITS! Matt Folz falls into the ring through the ropes, as Danny Taylor covers...
1.. 2.. THREE! Folz's ankle is in too much pain for him to break up the count!
Your WINNER and NUMBER ONE CONTENDER to the OOWF WORLD TITLE... "DYNAMITE" DANNY TAYLOR!Folz rolls over onto his back in pain... more from disappointment than his ankle. Danny Taylor falls over exhausted as the ref reaches down and raises his arm in victory. Folz sits ups and grabs at his injured ankle. His back is to Chloe as she stirs to consciousness and hears Danny Taylor's music playing in the background! She shakes herself awake and screams hopping quickly to her feet and charging at Folz! Matt turns his head, but is nearly knocked out by a SHINING WIZARD from Chloe! Danny Taylor rolls over onto his hands and knees and is about to help when he spies Jeremy Punswick running down the ramp and sliding in under the bottom rope!
Punswick attacks Danny, keeping him busy while Chloe pulls Folz to his feet... CORKSCREW! Folz is laid out! Chloe slides out the ring and retrieves her branding iron. She slides back in under the bottom rope and starts wailing away using the weapon! She hops back out the ring and approaches the barricade. She reaches over and grabs a steel chair, but once again the father of the teenage girl intervenes. He grabs at the chair as both he and Chloe pull at it in a tug of war! Chloe finally drives the chair into the man's ribs, causing him to let go then she slides back in under the bottom rope. She places the chair where she wants and lifts the nearly unconscious Matt Folz to his feet! She has Matt up for another CORKSCREW, this time on the chair, but Danny has dislodged himself from Punswick and knocks her to the mat, causing Folz to fall on his side. Taylor grabs Chloe and pulls her to her feet, but is spun around by Punswick! He BLOCKS a punch from Jeremy and grabs him by the throat, driving him backwards until he pushes Punswick over the top rope to the floor below! Chloe jumps on DDT's back screaming! He FLINGS her over onto her back in front of him! She hops to her feet as Taylor takes a step back and charges forward CLOTHESLINING Chloe over the top rope and to the floor below next to Punswick!
The Saints rise slowly to their feet as Taylor stands in front of Matt Folz'z corpse at the ready. Chloe and Punswick stalk around the ring to the side facing the ramp, looking in at Danny Taylor for an opening where they can attack, when
THIS music starts to play over the loudspeakers... and this man...
walks out on stage.
“My name is John Ross Ewing the Third, and I am a member of the OOWF Board of Directors. And right now I want to apologize to the fans of the OOWF for not doing my job. You see, my daddy and... and Mr Wyatt Cox... whom some of you may know as Chloe's daddy..."Chloe screams obscenities up at John Ross who pauses. He ignores her mostly as he stands at the top of the stage then continues!
"... My daddy and Mr Cox were business associates over the years. As happens, families sometimes get close, so when this woman's daddy wanted to bring his daughters to the OOWF, I helped make it happen. Whenever there were questions about their actions, I would always speak up for them. But what this woman has done in the last two weeks are inexcusable, and her actions today even with our families being good friends can no longer be tolerated.”A small grin forms on Danny Taylor's face as Matt Folz starts to stir from unconsciousness and Jeremy Punswick is doing his mighty best to keep Chloe from charging up the ring and attacking John Ross. Ross sees this and gets a little nervous. The volume rises in his voice and he faces the crowd with conviction.
“It is my duty to inform you that at a meeting of the Board of Directors minutes ago, in a unanimous decision, Chloe Neal... ... ... you are SUSPENDED from the OOWF effective THIS EVENING!”Danny Taylor applauds, as do a lot of the crowd, despite them being your typical Japanese wrestling audience. It would seem Chloe has infringed on their sensibilities this evening. Matt Folz lifts himself up on one shoulder and rubs at his ankle. He doesn't quite know what is going on other than he is hurt and he thinks he just heard Chloe get suspended. He wants to smile at that, but the pain in his ankle takes precedent. Upon hearing the news, Jeremy Punswick releases Chloe, as both stand there stunned at the announcement. Seconds pass before Chloe screams "YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" Ross raises the mic back to his lips.
“I assure you miss, I can... You are suspended from ALL OOWF activities until October Second, 2013. And don't even think about trying to sneak in. Do that, and your ass is FIRED! Oh, your mentor Moosehead Jack and the other Saints of Sinners? They get involved in this and they're FIRED as well!”Punswick reacts broadly, stomping around in front of the ring, throwing his fists in the air. He glares at Ross with wide-eyed disbelief. Ross continues quickly, rushing each word out of his mouth, as Chloe starts to slowly make her way up the ramp, screaming at him.
“And the board came up with something a little special for you, Miss Chloe. I know you like fights. I know you like a good brawl, hell, so do I. Last year you didn't get to see too much of the Imperial Onslaught, so the board decided this year to give you a spot where you'll really enjoy it. You will be the NUMBER ONE entry in the 2013 Imperial Onslaught on October Second. And this year.... *smiling*... try hard not to get dumped out faster than Justin Sane, wouldya? “Before Chloe can make it half-way up the ramp, security officials bolstered by members of the PHWF roster, including Bishop Blaize, Ember Blackpool, the British Canadian Bulldog and Matty Alouette, rush out and surround John Ross. On signal, they swarm Chloe as she charges up the ramp, making sure Punswick keeps his distance. They take her down, handcuff her with Zip ties and drag her up the ramp. Chloe is screaming all the way up and through the curtains as John Ross tips his hat at Danny Taylor and Matt Folz in the ring then follows security through to the back.
World Tag Team Title MatchTexpress © vs. Salvation vs. Saints of Sinners (Stank & LD Williams)i]In the ring is referee Mel Creech. Announcer Robert Johns climbs in.[/i]
RJ: “This match is one fall with a sixty minute time limit and is for the OOWF World Tag Team Championships!”
Nonpoint’s “Skin” plays.RJ: “Introducing first, weighing in at a combined weight of 572 pounds, LD Williams... Stank... they are the Saints of Sinners!”
A few boos rain down from the top of the Toyko Dome but mostly silence greets the Saints as they make their way to the ring. The obligatory tiny cheering section is very noticeable. Stank stops to stare at them, while LD climbs in the ring and dutifully accepts Creech’s boots and trunks check. Stank finally stops staring, climbs in the ring and gets checked over.
“Reinvention” by The Protest plays.RJ: “Their challengers, at a combined weight of 630 pounds, Stan Fulton and Ecosystem... Salvation!”
Fulton and Eco are out and the crowd is appreciative. They slap hands and enter the ring opposite Stank and LD. All four men keep an eye on each other as Creech gives Fulton and Eco the once-over. Fulton and Eco whisper in their corner while they eye the Saints.
Then the place goes nuts as “Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)” plays.RJ: “And their opponents, at a combined weight of 555 pounds, they are the reigning and defending OOWF Tag Team Champions of the Woooooooooooorld... Chad Madison, Zane Myers. TEXPRESS!”
Johns bails out of the ring as Chad and Zane work the crowd around the ring and finally steps in. Creech checks Texpress out, gives final instructions and gets the first two opponents in and everyone else out. Looks like it will be LD Williams and Chad Madison to start. Creech calls for the bell.Chad and LD lock up in the center of the ring and LD rolls it over into a side headlock. He turns away from Creech and slugs Chad in the schnozz. LD pulls Chad over to his corner and tags in Stank. Chad is bleeding from the nose.
LD holds Chad’s side open and Stank places a boot right into the ribs of Chad Madison. Chad is bent over in pain and Stank reapplies the side headlock. Stank snaps Madison over and with Chad seated on the mat, kicks him in the face. Stank tags in LD.
LD with boots to the face and chest. LD picks Chad up by the hair and Creech admonishes Williams. While LD is paying attention to Creech, Chad lands an uppercut to LD’s jaw and Chad leaps to the closest tag, which happens to be Fulton.
Fulton slowly steps through the ropes and motions for LD to come at him. LD tags in Stank.
The two giants of the OOWF step to the center of the ring and go eye-to-eye. Well close; since Stank is a bit taller it’s more like eye-to-chin. Stank is jawing at Fulton and Fulton just smiles. This increases the vitriol Stank spews, but Fulton is letting it roll off his prodigious back. Which enrages Stank all the more, until Stank throws a haymaker. If it connected, Fulton would have been knocked into next week.
But Fulton seemed to know what he was doing and easily ducks what he was expecting, drops to his knees and punches Stank directly in the nuts. Twice. Once for each testicle. Stank drops to his knees holding his wedding tackle. Fulton, now face-to-face, starts landing lefts and rights to the side of Stank’s head. This is a much more malevolent Stan Fulton.
Fulton stands up and lands a roundhouse kick to Stank’s head. Stank goes over and Fulton pins. One.. two.. no! Zane Myers breaks it up. Fulton stands up and gets in Zane’s face about it. This allows Stank to roll to his corner and tag back in LD Williams.
LD with a running clothesline to both Myers and Fulton. LD drops elbows first to Fulton and then to Myers. Zane rolls out of the ring as he’s not the legal man. LD covers Fulton and gets a two count. LD pulls Fulton up but he’s near Texpress’s corner and Zane tags himself in. LD looks at Creech for confirmation, gets it and shrugs his shoulders. Then turns around and LEVELS Zane with a punch to the ear.
Myers drops to the apron and then to the floor. Chad tries to get at LD but Creech keeps him in the corner while LD goes to his corner with a smile on his face. He climbs onto the apron. Fulton, meanwhile has gotten to his knees and crawled to his corner where he tags in Ecosystem.
Myers gets to the apron and tags in Madison from there, but Creech gives them a bit of leeway based on the actions of the Saints. The Saints of course are screaming about it, but Creech just shrugs his shoulders and smiles himself.
Chad comes into the ring and he and Eco face off and put on a nice solid five minutes of chain wrestling with suplexes, snap mares, dropkicks mixed in. Eco gets the advantage and gets Chad up... ENDGAME! This is it! Salvation’s going to get that Tag Team Championship! ONE... TWO... THRE... NOOOOOO! Stank’s in to break it up.
STANK-U on Eco! Eco rolls to the apron near the Saints corner. Fulton is in behind Stank. MODIFIED BACKCUT SLAM! How did he get Stank up without any momentum?! Chad rolls to his corner as LD tags himself in on Eco while Stank rolls to the floor. Zane is in no condition to tag in, however. LD flies at Fulton and starts the violence anew. Eco is up though and low blows LD from behind. Looks like both Fulton and Eco were aiming to make the Saints squeal tonight.
Fulton climbs to the second turnbuckle and Eco lifts LD up... SECOND ROPE POWERBOMB! Eco climbs the opposite turnbuckle over Chad... SAVIOR SPLASH! Though it looks like Eco got more of Chad’s face and throat then planned and both Fulton and Eco check on Chad to make sure he’s okay.
They miss Zane, finally to his feet, sneakily tagging Chad. Zane slides into the ring and covers the still prone LD Williams. Creech is right there. ONE! TWO! THREE!
Your winners in 14:31 and still OOWF World Tag Team Champions, TEXPRESS!Eco and Fulton turn around too late and Fulton drops to his seat and puts his head in his hands as Eco just stares. Stank is moving from the floor and he drags LD out of the ring and motioning the rest of the Saints, who’ve come out from the back, to leave the area as none of the four left in the ring are disabled so a storming of the ring wouldn’t achieve anything at this point. Stank and LD though are not very happy about getting the Twig & Berries treatment from Salvation and they stare the two down.
