OOWF Midweek Mayhem
Live from North Battleford, Saskatchewan, Canada
Wednesday, September 4th 2013
Jeremy Punswick vs. Justin SaneThe match happens, Amazing Jos comes out when the lights go out and Justin screams DOUGHAWK and while he’s busy petting Drunkette, Jos hits Punswick with the FALCON KICK. Ellie Mae turns Justin around and slaps a big, fat kiss on him that shocks him into rolling into the ring and he somehow winds up with an arm over Jeremy leading to the 1, 2, and 3.
Your winner in 6:33, Justin SaneAwesome Bill vs. Jason Allen"Devil Went Down To Georgia" starts to play as Awesome Bill From Dawsonville makes his way down the to the ring as the crowd cheers.
As he gets in, "Diary of Jane" starts to play, and the crowd gives Jason Allen cheers as well, as he makes his way to the ring.
The two lock up as the bell rings, and the bigger man, Bill pushes Jason down. Bill smiles and sort of does a little smile, as Jason, gets up and gives Bill a nod before locking up again.
Again, Bill pushes Jason down with his strength, and now Jason looks a bit ticked off, as he slaps the mat and gets up.
The two look to lock up again, but this time, Jason with his speed, goes under Bill, runs off the ropes, and drop kicks BIll in his knees. The big man goes down, and drops to his knees.
Allan runs off the ropes and hits an enziguri, knocking Bill down, and goes for the pin.
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Bill kicks out, and Jason is flung in the air. Bill gets up, as Allen comes to him, and clotheslines Allen, turning him inside and out.
With Allen dazed, Bill goes to pin, but only manages a 1 count.
Bill picks Allen up, and connects with the Awesome Bomb. He goes for the pin.
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Allen's hand grabs the rope as the ref's hand goes down for three, stopping the count.
Bill though he had it, and looks at the ref holding up three fingers, but the ref tells him no. As Bill is pleading his case, Allen has gotten up, and under the ropes to the apron.
As Bill turns around, Allen jumps on the top rope and hits a springboard Hurricanrana. Bill goes down, and slides out of the ring.
Bill tries to gather his thoughts as Allen comes flying over the top rope, flipping in the air, and connecting with Bill while landing on his feet. The crowd is in awe, as they start to chant..."THAT WAS AWESOME!" Allen tries to pump up the crowd, and grabs Bill.
He goes to put Bill in the ring, and slowly gets him in. He sets Bill up and goes to the top rope and goes to hit the Joker's Wild (Spiral Tap).
Bill moves out of the way, as Allen hits hard on the mat. THis gives Bill enough time, to put Allen in Cuyler Clutch.
Allen is in pain, but is trying to reach for the ropes. He is moving around, and is about to grab it when he has no choice but to tap out.
Winner: Awesome Bill from DawsonvilleAfter the match, Bill checks on Allen, and sees to makes sure he is ok. He is, as they shake hands and head up the ramp.
Tommy Wilder & Mai Muyo vs. Ghosthead & The WordGhosthead and the Word make seperate entrances, and stand apart from each other in the ring. The Word looks disinterested, and Ghosthead seems slightly frustrated at even being in this match. A mix of Wilders and Mai's music plays as the two come out together to a large pop. They do the handslapping and posing with the fans, and slide into the ring and stand on opposite turnbuckles soaking in more fans. Wilder backflips off of his for another pop, and Mai cheers him on. It looks like Wilder and Ghosthead are going to start. We get last minute instructions from the ref, and this one is underway.
Ghosthead looks to circle slowly, but Wilder doesn't do anything slowly and quickly takes the fight to Ghosthead. Wilder is able to use quick kicks and strikes to keep Ghosthead off balance, but it's called a high risk offense for a reason, and an attempt at a springboard dropkick is dodged by Ghosthead causing Wilder to crash and burn. Ghosthead takes over with a series of armwringers and wrenches looking to weaken Wilder up for a submission victory. Ghosthead drags him to his corner, and looks to tag in The Word, but he makes no effort to accept the tag. Ghosthead stares daggers at his "partner", but this lets Wilder get free and make a quick tag to Mai.
Mai comes in house en fuego, and puts Ghosthead again on the defensive. Ghosthead is pushed back into the corner, but when Mai tries a running bulldog out of it, Ghosthead counters sending her to the mat. Ghosthead picks up Mai, and attempts a powerbomb, but you can't powerbomb Mai! However, you apparently can't hurricanrana Ghosthead either, as he blocks her reversal into a single leg crab. Mai struggles and is able to pull herself to the rope causing the break. Ghosthead drags her to his corner, and this time slaps the Words chest to tag him in. The Word stares at Ghosthead, slowly enters the ring. He lays a massive forearm to Mais back that drops her, before immediately turning around and slapping Ghostheads chest tagging him back in.
Ghosthead shoots a deathstare at The Word before entering the ring to find a fresh Tommy Wilder that Mai had tagged in the meantime. The next several minutes are essentially a handicap match as Wilder and Mai utilise fast strikes, high impact moves and quick tags to wear the Death's Knell down. The Word makes no effort at any point to help Ghosthead, or to even show any interest in this match. Eventually Ghosthead is able to take advantage of Mai dropping her head to early and plant her with a DDT. Ghosthead tags the Word in with a hard chop to his chest. This brings the Words attention back to the match. As he enters the ring, Mai has tagged in Wilder, and they are ready and waiting. The word catches stero superkicks from them, and drops. Wilder makes the cover as Mai looks to cut off Ghosthead. She needn't have bothered, as Ghosthead mearly looks disgusted at the Word, and walks away from the match. The ref makes the three count, and this one is over.
Your winners via pinfall in 15:13 Tommy Wilder and Mai MuyoGhosthead continues up the ramp, obviously not pleased with this evening's events. Meanwhile inside the ring Mai and Tommy figure a win is a win, and climb the turnbuckles to cheers from the fans.
Onslaught Title Proving GroundAmazing Jos © vs. MirandaMiranda comes to the ring, accompanied by her new manager, Davin Moreland. She starts to slap hands but Davin encourages her to serious up. She does so, reluctantly and then she slides into the ring. It's clear she's excited by the opportunity and is a fan favorite. "Amazing" by Kanye Kardashian plays and Amazing Jos comes out to his own cheers. Face v. Face! Jos shoots Davin a look...he's clearly doesn't trust that Moreland will stay out of it. But he gets in the ring, Miranda offers her hand (Fire has trained her well). Jos shakes it with a smirk and we get the bell.
Jos clearly has the advantage of the rookie, and keeps it during the opening lock-ups. We transition to some rope work, and Miranda is whipped back and forth. Jos misjudges just once though, and once is all it takes, as Miranda comes to a stop preventing the back body drop and leaps! Scissorkick to the head! Jos goes down the mat, and Davin barks out orders to Miranda, who hears and goes for the pin. It's a quick one count before Jos is up and on his feet. Jos armdrags Miranda over once, twice, thrice, and then wrenches her into an armbar. Davin pounds the mat in encouragement...as Amazing Jos merely laughs at the rookie. Miranda reaches for ropes, for anything, then kicks her legs straight up, rolling into Jos and knocking him over. She gets another pin just by coincidence, but again Jos kicks out. Jos is less than thrilled about this, but continue to smirk as he grabs Miranda's hair (drawing a warning) and snapmares her toward the corner, and kicks her in the back. She collapses a bit into perfect position for the Lionsault, which Jos does hit. He gets a pin, one, two....NO! Miranda kicks out. This seems to annoy Jos, as he grabs her arm into an armbar, driving the knee into her back. She reaches for the ropes, but Jos pulls her to her feet and gets her in a hammerlock...DDT! That should do it, one two.....no? Jos decides to have a bit of fun and pulls off her at the last minute. Davin is furious on the outside. Jos gets Miranda to a stand, and Miranda takes a page out of Firewoman's book. She rushes Jos into the corner, surprising him. She backs off and runs in, getting a high knee to his face as she perches on the second ropes. She mugs for the crowd and then starts with the one..two...three..four...punches...five...six...seven...eight...nine. She winds up for ten, but Jos pushes her backward to the mat going up top for something? It's going to be a legdrop and wait! Miranda rolls out of the way JUST IN TIME! Jos hits the mat and Miranda Fires up (she can't Miranda up quite yet...
) Jos had it scouted though and landed just barely on his feet. Miranda spins around and grabs his arm (Davin coaching from the corner) and gets him set up for the Desecrator! Holy cow, the rookie could pull up the upset! But no! Before she can lift Jos up, he turns the tables and gets HER in a fireman's carry and...SHUT THE HELL UP! He makes the pin, one...two...no!!! Jos bangs the mat in frustration, while Miranda rolls away and uses the ropes to help herself climb up. Davin shouts encouragement as the clock is creeping toward 15:00. Miranda steadies her resolve and attacks, spearing Jos unexpectedly. Jos goes down as Miranda gets to her feet and starts stomping on his head for good measure. This draws a warning (for some reason...just because it should), and Miranda takes to the corner. She poses in pre-frogsplash posture, and then flies, but Jos has gotten to his feet. He catches her mid-air and tries for the fall away slam, but it's Miranda's turn to shift and she drops him with a DDT. She goes to cover, and Jos counters, getting her into a school girl...one...two...Miranda SHIFTS HER WEIGHT! Now Jos is pinned...one...two...NO! Jos gets ready to counter but BZZZZZZZT!!!! TIME UP!
Your result in 15:00, Time Limit DrawAmazing Jos is amazed...amazed that this went to a draw and amazed that Miranda, the rookie, almost won. Miranda however is ecstatic.
The Darling Twins vs. Christian Carter & Chris EvansChristian Carter and Chris Evans make separate entrances, neither man acknowledging the boos raining down from the crowd. Once in the ring, they exchange a few words of strategy as they await their opponents. Alexander and Alexis Darling receive a much more positive reaction as they step out onto the stage. The siblings pause to drink n the cheers, and then make their way to the ring. Referee Angelo Barros gives the teams their instructions, sends them to their corners, and calls for the bell.
Alex and Carter start off for their teams. They lock up and Alex snaps off an armdrag. He hangs on and turns it into an armbar. Carter works his way to his feet and reverses. He pulls Alex into a knee to the gut, and follows up with a European uppercut. Alex stumbles back a step, and Evans punches him in the back of the head. Alex turns and lunges, but Evans ducks out of the way. Carter attempts to attack from behind, but Alex moves. Carter manages to put on the brakes and avoid hitting his partner, and Alex rolls him up from behind, getting a two count. Carter rolls to his feet as he kicks out and makes the tag.
Alex is up and throws a punch. Carter catches it and swings him around so that Evans can grab the other arm. They deliver twin kicks to the midsection and take him over with a suplex. Evans floats over and delivers a series of forearms to the face before pulling Alex up and shoving him into the corner. Evans waffles Alex with chops and sends him across the ring. He follows him in with a Stinger splash and uses the rebound to send him back across the ring. Alex dodges a second charge, and Evans springs off the second turnbuckle for a back elbow. Alex catches him around the waist and drives him to the mat with a German suplex. He bridges, but Carter breaks it up at two.
Alexis tries to come in to help her brother, but Barros cuts her off, allowing Evans to hit a gut wrench suplex onto Carter's knee. Carter pulls Alex to his feet and sets up the Fall From Grace, but Alexis pushes past Barros and takes his head off with a superkick before he can hit the move. Carter drops to the mat and rolls outside, holding his jaw, while Barros ushers Alexis back to her corner. Evans drags Alex to his feet and sets up the Way of the future, but Alex elbows free and hits an Irish whip. Evans ducks a clothesline and comes back with a flying forearm, but Alex snags him out of the air and snaps him over with a powerslam. He rolls to his corner and makes the tag.
Alexis slings herself over the ropes and hits a double stomp on Evans. She rolls to her feet and goes to the ropes, driving a legdrop into his throat. She covers, but Evans kicks out at two. Alexis gets to her feet and immediately attacks him with kicks. Evans manages to get to his feet despite the assault, but a knee to the temple puts him back down. Alexis springs to the middle rope for a lionsault, but Evans gets his knees up and she lands hard. Evans rolls her over and covers, but Alexis also kicks out at two.
Evans drags Alexis up and snaps her head back with a European uppercut. Alexis responds with a hard forearm to the jaw. Evans gets the advantage in the ensuing exchange and sends her to the ropes. He ducks his head and she catches him with a kick to the face, then knocks him down with a standing dropkick. She rolls him over and grabs his arms - Curbstomp! She pulls Evans to his feet, sends him into her corner, and makes the tag to Alex. The Darlings each wind an arm and duck under, lifting Evans onto the top turnbuckle. They climb up as well, but before they can hit the superplex Carter is in and pulls Alexis off with a powerbomb. Evans breaks free and hammers Alex with forearms, knocking him to the mat. Evans leaps - Frogsplash! He hooks the leg, and Barros counts One...Two...Th-Alex rolls a shoulder just in time!
Evans drags Alex to his feet and sends him hard into the corner. He follows him in with a back elbow and makes the tag. Evans pins Alex's arms and Carter comes off the second rope with an elbow to the face that draws blood. Carter catches Alex before he falls and tries to set him up for the Fall From Grace, but Alex backdrops out of it. Evans spins Alex around, but Barros steps between them and forces Evans out of the ring. Alex turns back around and eats a forearm. Carter hits an Irish whip, but Alex reverses and slams into him in the corner with a shoulderblock. Alex kicks Carter's legs out from under him and gets a running start - stalling dropkick! Carter's nose almost immediately starts spouting blood. Alex pulls Carter up and backs him against the ropes. This time, Carter reverses the Irish whip and sends Alex to the ropes. Alexis makes a blind tag and after Alex is levelled by a clothesline she springs off the top rope and takes Carter over with a hurricanrana. She rolls Carter up, and Barros counts One...Two...Evans is in to break it up.
Evans drags Alexis off his partner and pulls her toward his corner. Barros separates them and Alexis turns around - right into a superkick. Carter stomps on Alexis, then pulls her up and snaps her over with a suplex. Carter sits Alexis up and goes to the ropes, hitting a diving clothesline. He makes a cover, but Alexis kicks out at two. Carter pulls her up and sends her into his corner, following her in with a clothesline. He makes the tag to Evans and sets Alexis up for a piledriver as Evans scales the ropes. Alex storms past Barros and tackles Carter, catching Alexis before she's dropped on her head. Evans leaps as Alex straightens up, spiking him with a tornado DDT! He forgoes the cover and pulls Alex to his feet - Way of the Future! Evans makes the cover as Carter drags Alexis out to the floor. Barros counts One...Two...Three!
WINNERS, in 18:46, Chris Evans and Christian Carter.Street FightMoosehead Jack & The Draculs vs. Drink & DestroyDrink & Destroy are out first, properly dressed for a street fight – cowboy boots and jeans. They wait in the middle of the ring, DK and Daniella both wielding weapons while Danny stands between them staring up the ramp. “Scarecrow” plays and Moosehead Jack and the Black Hand, Vlad, Tavian and Radu Dracul storm the ring. Vlad remains at ringside while Tavian, Moose and Radu slide under the ropes and attack!
Moose goes for Danny and the two of them begin trading shots while DK and Radu stumble to one corner and fall to the mat fighting. Tavian ducks a shot from Daniella and SPEARS her between the ropes to the floor. Tavian gets to his feet and sets Daniella up for a SUPERKICK, but she ducks the move, but runs right into a CLOTHESLINE from Vlad! Tavian immediately slides back into the ring and grabs DK from behind and pulls him up and hits a spinning fist to the side of his head that dazes him. Tavian grabs DK and sends him to the ropes and takes him down with a drop toe hold, as he is falling, Radu charges at him and NAILS him with a knee to the face! Murphy hits the mat, dazed. Radu pounces on him and rains punches down on him, while Daniella reaches into the ring and grabs Tavian and pulls him to the outside and whips him HARD into the ring steps, then follows with a running boot to the face.
Danny gets the better of the exchange with Moose and shoves him into the corner and hammers him with elbows to the side of the head. Moose absorbs several stiff shots, then shoves Danny out of the corner, when Taylor turns back around and charges in, Moose catches him with a boot to the face. Danny staggers backward a bit and Moose climbs to the middle rope and leaps at Danny, but Danny take a step back, lets Moose land on his feet, grabs him by the head and slams him between the eyes with a HEADBUTT, then grabs him and hits a BELLY TO BELLY RELEASE SUPLEX! Moose sails across the ring and lands in the corner. Danny stands in the center of the ring for a moment soaking up the cheers. As he moves to pursue Moose, Radu pulls himself away from DK and BLINDSIDES Danny with a straight left to the face.
Moose grabs DK and pulls him to his feet and lifts him for a vertical suplex, then tumbles over the top rope to the floor (like Eddie Edwards) sending both crashing to the concrete. Across the ring, Daniella pulls Tavian to his feet and rolls him under the bottom rope, then climbs into the ring. Radu has Danny on the mat, and lands a stiff kick to his face that puts him on all fours. Radu grabs a chair that was lying in the ring and heads to the ropes, but Daniella steps in and catches him on the rebound with a thunderous SPINEBUSTER! The chair flies and Radu howls in pain.
Tavian recovers, and slides out of the ring and grabs a bottle and SMASHES IT ON HIS OWN HEAD (he is the crazy one). Blood pours down his face, but he has the jagges neck part left and slides into the ring and waits for Daniella to turn around, then slashes at her face. Daniella stumbles away and falls into the corner, Tavian pounces on her and grinds the glass into her forehead, drawing cries of pain. Tavian relishes the screams, grinning like a madman as blood pours down his face.
Daniella’s cries spur Danny on, he grabs Tavian from behind and sends him to the ropes and connects with a BIG BOOT to the face. As Tavian pops to his feet, Danny scoops him up and ties him into the TREE OF WOE! Danny moves back to the middle of the ring and waits for Radu to get to his feet, then PLANTS him with a T-BONE SUPLEX! Danny moves to the corner where Daniella remains and pulls her to her feet, looks her in the eyes, then whips her into Tavian! Daniella lowers her shoulder and hits a SPEAR on Tavian! He falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring grabbing his ribs in pain.
Outside the ring, DK has Moose pinned against the guardrail hammering him with punches to the face as the crowd roars their approval. DK lines Moose up for another shot when Vlad grabs his arm and spins him around, kicks him in the gut and tries for another DDT on the floor, but DK lifts him up and charges toward the corner and CROTCH POSTS VLAD on the steel! The Dracul falls to the floor and howls in pain. No kids for Vlad. DK turns his attention back to Moose, who now has a chain wrapped around his fist. He charges at DK and catches him right between the eyes. DK goes down like he has been shot and Moose grabs him by the head and hammers him with punches to the face until DK is a bloody mess.
Inside the ring, Danny and Daniella are taking turns pinballing Radu with shots to the side of the head. He swings wildly and finally falls face first to the mat. Danny and Daniella pull him to his feet and set him up for the CALL OF THE WILD, but before they can hit it, Tavian and Moose slide into the ring and attack! Moose BLASTS Danny with a chain shot to the side of the head. Danny falls to the mat and grabs the side of his head. When he pulls his hand away, we see blood, then lots of blood. Moose snarls and pounces on him and hammers him with punches to the side of the head until Danny’s ear is a bloody hunk of meat. Daniella and Tavian are brawling around the ring hitting one another with anything not nailed down. Outside the ring a bloody DK gets to his feet and slides into the ring and grabs Radu from behind, spins him around and hits a LOW BLOW then lifts Radu and hits a CHOMP on the chair! Radu is DEAD!
In the chaos, DK covers Radu, but Vlad has recovered enough, he grabs a kendo stick and slides into the ring and cracks it upside DK’s head. The crowd roars as Tommy Wilder races to the ring and slides under the bottom rope, avoids a wild kendo swing from Vlad, hits the ropes, springs off the middle rope and connects with a spinning heel kick to Vlad’s face that sends him out of the ring! Moose sees Wilder and stops hammering Danny and chases him out of the ring. Danny remains in the corner holding his head and trying to regain his composure.
Daniella slides out of the ring and grabs a table and throws it into the ring and sets it up. DK is back on his feet and he catches a charging Tavian and LAUNCHES him over the top rope, right through the Hindu Announce Table! Daniella climbs to the middle rope, and DK pulls Radu up and shoves him toward Daniella, she grabs him in a front facelock, lifts him into the air and hits a LAST CALL (Hellevator) THROUGH THE TABLE! Daniella hooks Radu’s leg, one…..two…..THREE!
WINNERS in 28:11 – Drink & DestroyFirewoman & Matt Folz vs. Saints of Sinners (Stank & LD Williams)"Path Less Taken" by Taproot plays as Stank and LD Williams make their way to the ring, ignoring the massive boos from the crowd. "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" plays and Matt Folz walks down the aisle looking less than enthused to be in this match. Finally, "Firewoman" begins to play and Folz's 'partner' Firewoman makes her way to the ring. LD waits in the ring, waiting to start the match for his team, and looks on amused along with Stank as they look across the ring and see Folz and Firewoman arguing already. The two so called partners almost look like they're about to come to blows before Fire sighs and steps on to the apron. The bell rings and this one is underway.
LD charges, but Folz takes a tiny step forward and catches him with an overhead belly to belly suplex. LD tries getting to his feet but Folz quickly pulls him into a vicious looking brainbuster. Folz looks to pick LD up again, but LD nails him with some punches to the gut, then gets to his feet and nails Folz with a knee to the stomach. LD locks in a crossface, but Folz reverses it to a crossface of his own. LD reverses that into a pinning combination for a 2 count. Both men get to their feet, but LD pokes Folz in the eye and goes to his corner to tag in Stank. Fire reaches her hand out, asking Folz for a tag, but Folz shakes his head and beckons Stank to the middle of the ring. Fire reaches out and blind tags herself in. Folz is livid, but the referee orders him out of the ring.
Stank charges across the ring and levels Fire with a powerful clothesline. He picks Fire up, whips her off the ropes and hits a huge spinebuster. He runs and looks to hit an elbow drop but Fire moves. Stank gets to one knee, only to be quickly nailed by an enziguiri. Fire grabs Stank's arms.....FIRESTOMP! Fire heads up top and nails the Best Firesault Ever. She covers, only to be told by the referee that Folz blind tagged himself in before she went to the top rope. Fire glares daggers through Folz as he slides into the ring and tries to steal the match with a quick cover, but Stank kicks out at 2. Fisherman's Suplex gets another very close 2 count. Folz looks for the ankle lock, but Stank rolls him into a small package for a 2 count. Folz looks for a German suplex, but Stank escapes and hits a release German suplex of his own that sends Folz halfway across the ring. Stank throws Folz into the Saint's corner and tags in LD.
For the next several minutes Stank and LD put on a tag team clinic, cutting the ring off and using frequent tags to double team Folz. Folz has to expend energy kicking out of several pin attempts. LD goes for a Canadian Destroyer, but Folz counters somehow and nails a DDT. Both men are down now, each crawling towards their corners looking for a tag. LD tags in Stank, who runs in trying to cut Folz off but Folz makes the tag. Fire runs into the ring like a house on... well, you can fill in the blank and nails Stank with a flying forearm. Stank gets to his feet, Fire takes him over with a snap suplex. Legdrop gets two. She flips Stank over and locks in the Walls of Jericho (the real one, not the lazy Boston Crab version). Stank looks in tremendous pain and Fire has it locked in so well that he can't possibly make it to the ropes. Fortunately, he dosen't have to as LD runs in and levels Fire with a clothesline that causes her to release the hold. Fire manages to stagger to her corner and tag in Folz as Stank tags in LD and we're back where we started.
Folz and LD lock up, LD slips behind him and hits a bridging German suplex for a 2 count. He picks Folz up looking for another suplex, but Folz grabs his ankle and rolls him into a small package... 1, 2, 3 just a thousandth of a second before LD can kick out.
Winners by pinfall in 24:30, Matt Folz and Firewoman.Folz can barely get to his feet before LD grabs him and hits a Canadian Destroyer. He starts putting the boots to Folz and Fire runs in... to join in? To help Folz? We'll never know for sure as Stank clotheslines her over the top rope. Stank and Fire start brawling on the outside as LD hits a second Canadian Destroyer on Folz. Fire charges, but Stank catches her and drives her head into the ringpost, leaving her unconscious. Stank slides back into the ring and he and LD hold Folz up as Moosehead Jack, Christian Carter and Jeremy Punswick come to the ring. Moose blows cigar smoke in Folz's face and then grabs a microphone.
"I keep telling you Matty, actions have consequences. Last week, you attack me from behind, put me in an illegal chokehold and you considered it something of a victory. Now, because I try to be a nice guy, I'm going to give you one opportunity to apologize to me right now."
Moose holds the microphone in front of Folz's face.
Folz spits in Moose's face and says "Fuck you, anyone can look like a big man 5 on one. Grow some balls and face me one on one for that belt, you fucking pussy"
Moose laughs, before slamming the microphone into Folz's face. "So be it. I want you to know before you lose consciousness that this is the closest you are EVER getting to this belt"
Moose yells instructions at Carter and Punswick, who grab a table from under the ring, slide it into the ring and set it up. Then Moose grabs some lighter fluid and starts spreading it on top of the table. He takes his cigar and lights the table on fire. He nails Folz with a heart punch, then motions to Carter and Punswick who pick Folz up and nail him with a DOUBLE POWERBOMB THROUGH A FLAMING TABLE! The Saints leave triumphantly as OOWF medical frantically scrambles to the ring to check on Folz and Firewoman.
Non-Title Texas TornadoTexpress © vs. Salvation”Reinvention” by The Protest brings out Ecosystem and Stan Fulton. The crowd greats them warmly and Fulton and Eco return it in kind. They climb in the ring and Referee Angelo Barros gives them the once-over. Salvation moves to the far corner of the ring as their music fades.
The crowd erupts as Big & Rich blare out “Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy).” Chad and Zane burst through the curtain and pose on the ramp as cheers, applause, hotel keys and the occasional pair of panties rain down.
Texpress climb into the ring and Barros checks them over. The bell rings.All four men come to the center of the ring and, with Fulton prompting Eco a bit, all four shake hands. They all mutually agree that Fulton and Zane will match up and Eco and Chad match up. Texas Tornado rules allow all four men in the ring at once and they all four lock up.
Zane and Fulton end up shoving each other back and forth into the corners, from one to another, while Eco and Chad quickly escalate into a series of holds and reversals. Chad’s showing his wrestling acumen with some nice chicken-wings, wrist locks and finally a snap-mare into a reverse chin lock.
Fulton, meanwhile, finally gets Zane backed into a corner and Barros calls for the break. Fulton takes his time, using nearly the whole five count, but does break clean eventually. Zane isn’t happy at all about Fulton taking so long and shoves him and gives Stan the what's for. Fulton cocks his head as if listening to something or someone. He smiles oddly then snaps a quick punch directly into Myers’s nose. Zane’s eyes roll back into his head as he grabs his nose. He falls back into the turnbuckles then to the mat, and finally rolls to the floor semi-conscious.
Chad is yelling at Eco prompting him to tap out and end this quickly oblivious of his partner's fate. Fulton, now without an adversary, runs the ropes and hits a low dropkick onto Chad’s forehead. Madison saw it coming at the last minute but couldn't avoid the kick. He rolls to the floor. Eco, released from the hold, is slow to rise and Stan helps him to his feet. Fulton sees Chad rising, runs the ropes again and tries to slide feet first into Chad, but Madison, ever the wily veteran sidesteps, grabs Fulton’s leg and helps continue the slide until Fulton is no longer supported by the ring apron or anything else for that matter.
Fulton, as he actually has studied law, succumbs to the law of gravity and crashes head first onto the concrete floor. There is a very audible ‘crack’ as Fulton’s head hits the unforgiving concrete. Barros, Madison and Eco all wince as blood starts to pool under Fulton’s head. Barros quickly throws up his arms crossed and EMTs are quickly rushing to the ring. Chad, naturally is concerned and leans over Stan trying to keep him conscious.
Eco slides out of the ring; he seems to be watching someone give him directions. Eco nods and grabs a steel chair. Chad stands up letting Barros check on Fulton and turns and steps around right into the swinging steel chair as Eco slams it across Chad’s head. Chad folds to the floor in a heap.
Eco nods again, drops the chair and climbs into the ring. Barros, checking on Fulton, never saw any of it. Zane is climbing back in the ring, blood caking his mouth and jaw. His nose seems to be unbroken but all he sees is Eco standing in the ring and Barros standing on the floor. Myers yells at Barros as Zane and Eco lock up.
Zane and Eco now put on a clinic of power wrestling as Barros leaves Fulton the EMTs and is back in the ring. Clotheslines, European uppercuts, slams, suplexes and assorted power moves. In the middle of all of this, Zane runs the ropes and, with Eco climbing to his feet after a powerslam and just turning towards Zane, Myers shoulder blocks Eco low at the knees, just like that cheating bastard Joe Looney did to Vikings defensive lineman Kevin Williams
(Ed. Note: the views expressed by the author of this recap are not necessarily those of the OOWF, Pun’s House, Nate Corbitt or any San Francisco 49ers fans).
Eco’s knee is definitely damaged, but as Zane finally notices Chad laid out on the floor, Eco snaps off a beautiful standing dropkick off one leg. Zane drops and Eco gingerly climbs to the top turnbuckle... SAVIOR SPLASH! Eco screams, grabs his knees and just manages to drape an arm over Myers. Barros is there. ONE... TWO... THREE!
Your winners in 10:53... SALVATION!The EMTs have Fulton on a stretcher (somehow) and are wheeling him out. Chad is just now getting to his feet. As Fulton is wheeled passed, Eco slides out of the ring and is limping along side, using the stretcher to keep himself upright. Chad crawls in the ring, kneels next to Zane and stares daggers at Salvation.Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action! Be sure to check out the HELL ON EARTH 9, coming to you Live! Sunday September 29th 2013 from Asheville, NC! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem! September 11th 2013! From International Falls, Minnesota. Did you see something you really liked? Post it here in the 2013 Awards Reminder Thread. Please join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights! And be sure to check out the full OOWF Archive and read up on the 8-year plus history of the OOWF!
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