OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
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PHIL vs. MERCURY vs. SOULDRAGONPhil comes to the ring first and waits in the corner, reading from a massive volume of legal briefs. Mercury is announced next, after a minute or two he does not appear, so then they announce SoulDragon, the crowd waits, and SoulDragon does not make an appearance either. The ref confers with the announcer and they look confused, the ref approaches Phil, but he is far too engrossed in his volume to be bothered. Finally the announcer announces both men again and the ref starts the ten count. At about three, SoulDragon comes staggering out from behind the curtain, clawing at his eyes with one hand; in the other he carries a steel chair. It certainly appears that something has been tossed into his eyes. Mercury is out next, he is bleeding heavily from a gash in his head and he carries a little pouch with him. SoulDragon recovers enough vision to take a swing at Mercury; Merc easily avoids the blind swing and levels SD with a forearm to the mouth. Merc grabs SD and rolls him into the ring and follows himself. Finally Phil puts down the massive book and looks on amused as the two get into the ring. The ref calls for the bell and this is now an official match. Phil crosses his arms and waits in the corner; Merc pulls SD to his feet, sends him to the ropes and connects with a beautiful dropkick that catches him right in the mouth. Merc springs to his feet, looks right at Phil and yells, “how’d ya like that, FATBOY!” Before Phil can move out of the corner, SD sweeps Mercury’s legs dropping him to the mat. SD is up and unleashes some brutally stiff kicks to Mercury’s face. SD pulls Mercury to his feet and lifts him for a German suplex, which at the last second he reverses into a choke slam. SD hooks the leg and gets a two count. SD walks right up to Phil and just glares at him. Phil starts to make a move, when Mercury grabs SD from behind and rolls him up. Phil breaks up the pin at two. Phil, maintaining a massive size advantage whips Mercury to the ropes and hits a fall away Samoan drop. SD escapes to the apron and tries a springboard clothesline, but Phil catches him and choke slams him to the mat hard. While the referee is checking on SD, Mercury comes off the top rope and slams the massive book down on Phil’s head. Phil actually staggers and falls to one knee. Mercury and SD momentarily put their differences aside and unleash a barrage of kicks that send Phil to the mat. Mercury calls for SD to go to the top rope for a flying Dragon kick, but as soon as he gets up there Mercury runs to the corner and unleashes a shining wizard that knocks SD from the top rope and sends him crashing to the floor. Mercury glares at SD and laughs to himself. What he does not see behind him is that Phil has completely recovered and is none too pleased about being hit with the book. Mercury turns around and walks right into a YARPLEX! Phil covers and gets the three count, this one is over!
WINNER in 7:06 Phil
After the match, SoulDragon hits the ring and waits for Mercury to slowly get to his feet. As soon as he does, SD hits him with an OMEN DRIVER, much to the delight of the crowd. Mercury is left lying as SD makes his way to the back.
SERAPH vs. MR. JEALOUSUsual entrances for both guys, Jealous is chomping at the bit, and seraph is ready to go but still selling the effect of his ppv match. Quick lock up and Jealous with the early advantage after a DDT. Jealous dropping knees and elbows to seraph’s head. Seraph rolls out and MJ is after him peppering him with punches. Seraph finally dodges a punch and catches MJ with a Rock bottom on the floor. Seraph rolls back and MJ soon follows, both men lock up again and seraph is whipped off the ropes and ducks a clothesline only to get nailed after rebounding off the ropes. MJ covers but seraph kicks out at two. Seraph blocks an attempted suplex with a back body drop and drops a knee on MJ. Seraph locks on a sleeper hold but MJ fights out only to be met with a yakuza kick to the chin. MJ is down and Seraph covers for a two count. Seraph picks up MJ and nails him with a neck breaker and covers for two again. MJ kicks out and goes apeshit nailing seraph with several quick suplexes Seraph is beginning to show signs of wear. Seraph Lands a couple of punches out of desperation but is nailed with the Jealous Rage. Cover and seraph kicks out at two, MJ picks up seraph and nails him with the monster. Cover and at two Seraph barely gets a foot on the ropes. MJ then grabs seraph drags him to the middle of the ring nails a jealous rage and gets the three count on a battered Seraph. WINNER in 8:05, Mr. Jealous
THIM REYNOLDS vs. AUSTRAROOThim Reynolds comes to the ring, no nonsense and waits in the ring. Austraroo comes out and celebrates with the crowd, stopping to shake hands and hug fans. Thim quickly tires of waiting and slips out of the ring. Austraroo does not see Thim, and as he rounds the corner to get into the ring, Thim blindsides him with a forearm, which draws a warning from the ref, this is an onslaught match after all. Thim rolls Austraroo back into the ring and follows him in. Thim yanks Aust to his feet and takes him over with a belly to belly suplex, and then rolls Aust over on his stomach. Thim drops an elbow across Austraroo’s lower back, then wraps up his legs, grabs his chin and rolls back into a bow and arrow driving his knee into his lower back. Austraroo grimaces in pain but will not submit. After several minutes of this, Thim releases the hold and allows Austraroo to get to his feet. Thim whips Aust to the ropes, catches him with a choke slam, but instead of planting him on the mat, he drops him across his knee. Austraroo writhes in pain and Thim makes a lax cover, more concerned with driving his forearm into his chin. Austraroo kicks out at two Thim seems to have picked out Austraroos back to destroy, he grabs the much smaller Aust and whips him hard into the corner, Austraroo hits hard and staggers out of the corner, Thim lifts him and absolutely destroys him with a spine buster. Thim makes another cover, but once again the plucky Austraroo kicks out at two. Thim pulls him up again and sends him into the corner, this time Austraroo scales the corner and turns and leaps, catching Thim with a cross body block. Aust hooks the leg and almost gets a three count. Thim kicks out and quickly gets to his feet, Thim tries a fast clothesline, but Austraroo ducks the clothesline and bounds off the ropes and catches Thim with a hurracarana that sends him across the ring. Thim gets up and backs into the corner, Austraroo charges across the ring and monkey flips Thim out of the corner, kips up to his feet, then springboards off the bottom rope and lands a beautiful moonsault for another two count. Thim is a little woozy right about now, Austraroo pulls Thim to his feet and scoops him up and slams him to the mat. Austraroo scales the ropes and tires a 360 corkscrew moonsault, at the last second Thim moves and Aust lands flat on his back. Thim pulls Aust up and puts Aust up on the torture rack, then drops to his knees. Aust falls to the mat grabbing his back in pain. Thim scales the middle rope and leaps off and drops a knee – all his weight – on the small of Austraroo’s back. Austraroo screams in pain. Thim once again grapevines the legs and locks on the Adjustment, making sure to twist Austraroo’s torso and pull back hard putting all the pressure on his lower back. After only a few seconds, Austraroo is forced to tap.
WINNER in 11:49 Thim Reynolds
THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE vs. UNDERDAWG & BLACKDRAGONThe bell rings and all four men go at it. UD gets the better of TO in the corner while HC & BD trade lefts and rights. HC charges at BD and both men go over the top ropes and to the floor. The ref gets them to break up the scuffle and go to their respective corners. In the ring UD is in control. He nails TO with a shirt arm clothesline. UD then picks up TO and levels him with a big boot. Tag to BD who comes in with springboard leg drop. He covers for a 2 count. BD works TO into a neutral corner and levels him with 3 vicious chops. BD wraps up TO for a German but TO kicks his leg back and lands a well timed low blow. TO now delivers a stiff kick to the head and tags in HC. HC shows off his power arsenal hitting a military press slam. HC puts a boot on BD’s chest for a 2 count. HC then nails a power bomb. He keeps walking past UD and talking trash as he lifts BD up for a side slam. Cover gets 2. HC lifts up BD again but BD counters into a small package for 2. BD is up and starts a mini rally hitting 3 rights then bouncing off the ropes before he gets caught with a spine buster. HC drags BD over to his corner and tags in TO. TO comes in and locks in the Gaelic Cloverleaf. BD if fighting it and is about to get to the ropes when HC kicks him in the face. The ref didn’t see it but UD did and runs across the ring. The ref stops UD giving the Devil’s Brigade chance for a wicked double-team DDT. TO goes for the cover but BD is able to kick out. TO waits for BD to get to his feet and is looking for that wicked left hook. BD ducks the hook and hits a spinning kick. Both men are down. TO is able to crawl over and tag HC. HC enters the ring at the same time BD makes the tag to UD. UD steps over the top rope and HC takes a step back. UD slowly walks towards HC. HC now decides to step up and both men are nose to nose. HC blinks first and goes for a right, blocked by UD. UD nails HC with 2 rights of his own and then slaps on the choke and is ready to lift him for a choke slam. TO is in with a chop block and UD goes down. HC nails UD with a Dominator and pins UD. BD is able to break up the count. The ref gets BD out of the ring and TDB gets a phantom tag while the ref is occupied. TO is in and attempts the wicked left hook, but UD catches the fist with his left hand and hits a choke slam with his right. HC comes in but BD leaps from the top and tries a cross body, but Camby moves out of the way and BD takes out the ref! Camby rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair, and slams it down on the back of UD’s head. Camby pulls big Dawg to his feet and power bomb on the chair and helps Tommy to his feet. Blackdragon stirs and Camby picks up the chair and slams BD in the face, and tosses him over the top rope. As UD gets up, TO cold cocks him with the Wicked Left then locks him in the Gaelic Clover Leaf. Camby rouses the ref, who sees UD is not moving and calls for the bell. WINNERS at 12:36 The Devil’s Brigade
DONOVAN VIPER vs. SAINT CHAOSViper is first to the ring. He paces impatiently while Chaos makes his way down the aisle. Viper goes for the Death Elbow as Chaos gets in the ring, but Chaos drops out of the way and hits the Greco-roman uppernut as the ref calls for the bell. Viper staggers back and Chaos shoves him back into the corner. Chaos points to Ayaka and, as the ref turns to look, wraps the tag ropes around Viper's neck to choke him out. The ref turns back, sees the choke, and reaches four before Chaos lets go. Viper drops to his knees and gets kneed in the face. The ref backs Chaos put of the corner. Chaos shoves the ref out of the way and moves back in, only to get speared. Viper stays on top, hitting rights and lefts to the face, until the ref pulls him off. Chaos gets back to his feet and they lock up. Viper hits an arm drag, and follows up with a second one as Chaos gets up. A third arm drag is blocked, and Chaos knees Viper in the stomach. An Irish whip is reversed and Chaos slams into the corner, crushing the referee. As the ref goes down, Viper's face breaks out in a sadistic grin, but it fades as he sees a similar look on Chaos' face, even through the mask. Viper catches the chain Ayaka throws him, but is tackled by Chaos before he can use it. The chain lands in mid ring and both men scramble for it. Chaos reaches the chain first as Missy frantically tries to wake the ref. Viper grabs Chaos' wrist and takes the chain, causing Ayaka to tap the still groggy ref with her bat putting him back down. Chaos docks a chain-assisted death elbow, grabs the chin wrapped arm, and uses it to add extra pain to a Chaos Spiral. Chaos grabs the chain and wraps it around his fist, which causes Missy to try to wake the ref again. Ayaka chooses a more direct route, sliding into the ring and attempting to hit a grand slam with Chaos' head. Chaos ducks the blow, but before he can retaliate, Viper yanks him from his feet. Viper pins Chaos down with his knees, takes the chain away, and uses it to pummel Chaos until blood seeps from under the mask. Chaos contorts his body, throwing Viper off, and rolls to the outside.
Viper follows Chaos out, but eats a sick chair shot that draws blood. Chaos pulls Viper to his feet and attempts an Irish whip, but Viper reverses, driving Chaos into the ring post. Inside the ring, the ref starts to get to his feet, but Missy distracts him while Viper nails Chaos with the chair and throws him back in. Viper makes the cover as the re turns around - one…two…three. WINNER in 16:46 - Donovan Viper.
CAPELLAN vs. UNCLE ENTITYCapellan and Uncle Entity are already off and running as the OOWF returns from a commercial break. Yes, a commercial break. The OOWF is getting big time. Cap whips UE into the ropes but UE pulls up short. Cap charges and UE ducks, sending Cap flying over the top rope. But Cap hangs on, and when UE turns Cap grabs UE’s head and drops off the apron, pulling UE’s neck across the ropes and catapulting UEW back toward the center of the ring. Cap quickly mounts the top rope and flies off with somersault plancha! UE bails outside the ring, but Capellan flies over the ropes and hits a twisting, twirling somethingoranother that topples both men to the floor and the crowd to its feet! Cap picks up UE and tosses him into the ring, but UE counters with a couple kicks to the face that finally slows down the speedster. UE gets to some mat wrestling, rubbing Cap’s face in the mat and driving his forearm into Cap’s face. UE pulls Cap up and delivers a series of punches, then whips him into the ropes and delivers a brutal clothesline! UE mounts Cap and pistons another series of punches to the head before going for the pin. UE gets a two-count, tries again for another two-count, and tries a third time before tossing Cap out of the ring. UE follows Cap out of the ring and grabs a chair. The mighty OOWF referee is quick to react however, and starts a fight with UE over the chair. The two struggle, and Cap takes the opportunity to DROPKICK THE CHAIR INTO UE’S FACE!! UE goes down, and he takes the ref out with him! Cap takes a look at the damage, tosses UE back into the ring and sets up for the Spinning Dragon Kick. A second referee charges the ring, however, and confronts Cap. This gives UE time to recover and when Cap returns to the fight UE nails Cap with a low blow! Cap crumples to the ground and UE starts up the offense with stiff knees and elbows to the head. UE has things in firm control and has the smaller man battered when the original ref starts to stir. The original ref gets into the ring, sees the first ref and gets into a verbal confrontation! Do we have an angle between the refs?!? That stuff never flies! But it does take UE off his game, and Capellan takes the momentary laps to roll UE into a small package. The refs both fall to the mat in tandem and make the three count! WINNER in 13:29, Capellan.
ERIC O’MAC vs. FIRECHILDEOM looks completely business like, and Firechild comes out limping and heavily bandaged after that war with Seraph. This is an Onslaught Rules match, so no barbed wire or chairs in this one, much to FC’s relief no doubt. The two men meet face to face in the center of the ring and EOM looks FC up and down and smirks. FC, with rage burning in his eyes hauls off and slaps the taste out of EOM’s mouth. This sparks a good old fashioned hockey style brawl between the two. They stand toe to toe and hammer away at each other. The ref tries to break them up to preserve the sanctity (HA!) of the Onslaught rules and they pretty much ignore him. Finally EOM ducks one of FC’s punches and goes behind him and shoves him to the ropes and catches him with a leg lariat as he comes off the ropes. EOM mounts FC and pounds away at FC; FC reverses it and takes turns pummeling EOM as well. FC finally breaks the hold and whips EOM to the ropes and catches him with a high knee to the mouth. EOM staggers, and FC grabs him and drops him with a DDT. FC covers but only gets one, as EOM gets to his feet, FC catches him with a side Russian leg sweep and then climbs the ropes. EOM catches FC on the top rope and nails him a couple of times in those injured ribs. EOM takes FC over with an angle slam from the top rope! Firechild gasps for breath. EOM gets to his feet and bounds off the ropes and hits rolling thunder. EOM opts not to go for a cover; instead he climbs the ropes for a five star frog splash. He soars through the air, but at the last second EOM moves out of the way. FC gets to his feet and sets EOM up for the Wings of Phoenix! But EOM backdrops out of it. Both men are up and EOM charges at Firechild but EOM sidesteps and sends EOM on to the ropes as EOM rebounds, FC elevates him and hits a one man Dudley Death Drop! FC covers but can only get a two count. FC pulls EOM to his feet and once again sets him up for the Wings of Phoenix, but once again EOM back drops out of it sending FC over the top rope. EOM turns and gets a running start and leaps over the top rope to the outside. Both men are knocked down and sprawl across the floor, after a minute or so, they are both up and resume the brawl. Both men grab plunder from ringside and swing wildly. The brawl rages out of control and instead of heading to the ring, the two head up the ramp and toward the back. The ref starts the count and reaches ten without either man seeming to notice in the least. Officials flood from the back to separate the two.
WINNER – Double count out in 12:38
JOHNNY ADRENALINE & ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. DRINK & DESTROYThe Chickenshit Heels come down to the ring as “Right Now” plays over the PA system – The crowd KNOWS these are the heels, since they use Sammy Hagar era Van Halen for their music! They are looking very confident, not at all concerned facing the multiple time OOWF tag team champs! And then the crowd goes NUTS as “Have a Drink on Me” starts and Drink and Destroy head to the squared circle! They are looking VERY determined this evening – D&D climb through the ropes, salute the crowd once and then CHARGE the CSH! Taking a page right out of the original LOD’s book, Capslock and Stank pound Attitude Adjuster and Johnny Adrenaline through the floor of the mat, culminating with a double press slam of JA out of the ring! The ref threatens D&D with disqualification, getting FFC out of the ring – but not after he walks across Al Capps’ back. Stank follows this up with an elbow drop, then picks AA up and whips him into the corner! AA arches back in pain, but still manages to get out of the way of Stank’s follow-up avalanche, and nails the big man with a hard elbow to the side of the head. A second elbow, then a rake to the eyes as Stank pushes Al off. AA stays on the advantage, peppering Stank with fast jabs, chops and kicks, while managing to stay just ahead of Stank’s counters. After a minute, AA gets too close and Stank whips him to the ropes – Johnny gets the blind tag as AA rebounds, ducks Stank’s clothesline and hits a low dropkick, hitting Stank RIGHT in the knees – and dropping Stank to his knees JUST as JA lands a running knee to the head! Johnny with a fast cover, but Stank presses JA out of the cover and about 3 feet in the air! Johnny dashes back as Stank gets to his feet, rebounds off the far ropes and SLAMS into Stank in an attempted shoulder tackle – JA goes down, but Stank staggers! Johnny gets up, Stank invites him to try again, and Johnny goes off the far ropes again, and SLAMS into Stank a second time! Stank won’t go down, and dares JA to do it one more time! Johnny puts everything he has into this one, but as he charges off the ropes, AA comes in and chop blocks Stank, and JA drops him with a shoulder tackle! Johnny looks at FFC and does a “Hulkamania flex” and shouts "WHAT'S MY NAME BITCH?" drawing the Pride of Fresno into the ring – the ref cuts him off, allowing The CHS to double team Stank some more, and they work him into their corner for a “legal” tag. AA is in, and starts throwing lumber – he goes for The Rock punch combo, but when he gets to the spit punch, Stank comes ROARING out of the corner with a clothesline – that move must have been about all Stank had left after the beating he’s taken, and his leg gives out, and he crawls to his corner – AA is up though, and grabs Stank’s leg – drops an elbow across the knee, a second, but when he goes for the third, Stank gets his free leg over and kicks AA flush in the side of the head! Stank drags himself the last few feet and tags in a RED HOT FF CAPSLOCK! FFC comes barreling across the ring, blasting JA who is on the outside, knocking him to the floor, then immediately shoulder tackling AA to the mat, and then DROPS the leg! He picks up Attitude Adjuster, whips him in a neutral corner and follows up with a huge splash – and then bulldogs him to the mat! FFC continues the assault, hitting power move after power move on Al – Belly to belly slam, sit out choke slam, and then a Samoan drop – AA might just be out after that Onslaught ™, folks! Cover, 1 – 2 – ref is pulled out of the ring by Johnny Adrenaline! The ref admonishes JA, and FFC comes over to toss in his 2 bits from the ring. JA says something that FFC didn’t like as he starts to come through the ropes to the outside – but instead turn his attention back to AA who is just starting to get his wits about him. But JA is over and grabs FFC’s leg in a trip attempt – but FFC is just too big, and responds by stomping on JA’s hand, and starts to climb out of the ring again. Ref is over to stop him, and with the distraction, AA is up and attacks FF Capslock from behind! When he turns to hit AA with a hard right, JA is up on the apron and joins in the double team! FFC is holding is own, but the numbers game is starting to tilt the odds! Stank, still favoring his knee, gets into the fight to help FFC, and spins AA around for a DDT attempt – but AA kicks the knee again, and Stank collapses in pain – AA stomps the knee, then FFC hits AA with a straight kick to the head – AA goes down again! Capslock closes in for the kill, when JA springboards over the top rope and crushes Stank’s bad knee – Capslock turns to help his partner as the ref tries to get JA and Stank out of the ring – so neither FFC, Stank or the ref see AA pulling a set of brass knuckles out of his boot – until he nails FFC with a rabbit punch! FFC’s eyes roll back, but he doesn’t go down! Before the ref can react, JA hits FFC with a super kick and AA tosses the knucks to the outside and school boy’s FFC for the cover - 1 – 2- Stank tries to make the save, but is just a moment too late – 3! Stanks spots the weapon on the outside and points it out to the referee, who looks at the Chickenshit Heels as they make their way up the ramp – of course, they assure the referee that a popcorn vendor must have dropped them…. WINNER IN 12:40 - Johnny Adrenaline and Attitude Adjuster!
HARDBODY HARRIS vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK – Cage MatchWe lower the cage and ring the bell and both men have a hardened determined look. They both know they are in for a war. To everybody’s surprise the first ten minutes of the match is a wrestling clinic. HH gets the better of most spots by MHJ is able to dish out some wrestling goodness as well. Harris gets a few rollups for two. Jack is able to counter a suplex into a DDT. Jack busts out a backbreaker followed by a Boston crab. Harris is able to roll through the crab for a pin and a 2 count. Jack comes right back with a kick to the gut followed by a pile driver. Jack covers for 2. First cage spot comes after HH nails a drop toe hold that sends MHJ face first into the cage. He gets up wearing a tiny trickle of blood. Harris takes advantage and opens the cut up by using the cage as a cheese grater with MHJ being the cheese. MHJ gains the advantage with a thumb to the eye followed by driving Harris repeatedly into the cage. MHJ then lifts Harris up for a vertical suplex slamming HH’s back into the cage before letting him drop to the mat. MHJ then goes to work on Harris’s lower back. MHJ takes off the turnbuckle pad and then whips HH into the exposed turnbuckle with all his strength. Jack then lifts Harris up and drives his back into the cage before delivering a power slam. Cover gets 2. MHJ continued to work over the back with everything but the kitchen sink. He hits a Superplex off the ropes and gets a two count. Jack continues the carnage by hitting a jumping pile driver from the second rope. Somehow Harris kicks out at 2. Harris mounted his comeback around the 20 minute mark after landing a low blow followed by a TO BE EDITED IN LATER. Harris struggled to drape an arm over Jack and Jack just kicks out at 2. MHJ regained the edge shortly after by another Irish whip into the exposed turnbuckle. MHJ back-drops Harris into the cage again. MHJ then nails Harris with a straight right between the eyes to draw blood. Jack then grabs Harris and drives him into the cage face first with all of his strength and Harris is now sporting a full fledged HBK caliber Crimson Mask. But the blood loss somehow made Harris stronger! He rallies again blocking lefts and rights from Jack and landing punches of his own. Harris hits a northern lights suplex for 2. Jack is on his heels as Harris continues his assault by borrowing the exposed turnbuckle that MHJ had set up. He sends Jack into the Turnbuckle and then climbs to land 10 punches to Jack’s head while the crowd counts along. Then he grabs MHJ’s head and slams it into the turnbuckle ten times with the crowd counting along to those also. Jack’s crimson mask is now reaching Flair levels. Harris gets pumped and delivers a Heart punch to Moosehead Jack. The cover only gets 2. Harris looks a bit surprised that he didn’t get the win. Harris is not deterred for long. He hits MHJ with a few more punches and then a body slam. Then he climbs the cage. Harris is perched atop the cage and the crowd is eating it up. Harris leaps from the cage and drops the Macho Man Elbow right into the heart of MHJ. We are at the 35 minute mark and both guys are down in the center of the ring. Both men manage to get back to their feet but both are very slow and look like they’ve been through hell. Harris hits a One and Only, MHJ kicks out at 2. Both are up again and Jack lands a Heart punch. HH kicked out at 2. Both men back up and find one more burst of energy to try running clotheslines. They both hit at the same time and both are down again. Both men are slow to get up again but Jack manages one last desperate move and he lands Harris’s own TO BE EDITED IN LATER. The cover and somehow Harris gets his shoulder up at 2. Jack has almost had it. He pulls himself up to his knees and then drags Harris up to his knees. MHJ delivers a heart punch with his last remaining strength and slumps over onto Harris’s body. The ref counts to three but neither man moves while Jack’s music is played. Officials storm the ring and the Cage is lifted. Both men are helped to the back while the crowd shows their appreciation for one brutal match. WINNER at 52:53 Moosehead Jack
CORAX vs. CANADIAN DRAGON – Onslaught Championship MatchThe ref calls for the bell and CD and Corax dive in head first . . . after around a minute of bouncing around the ropes and into the turnbuckle with neither man gaining the upper hand CD gains a quick win by back heel tripping Corax whilst backing him into the corner. CD begins to lay into Corax in the corner but the ref pulls him out as he begins to get carried away and use closed fists!!!!! The pair dive in again but this time Corax drops down to the mat and takes CD down with a single leg, following that up by rolling CD onto his front and riding his in the center of the ring. Corax stands up and just stands there laughing at CD. The men dive in for the third time and again Corax takes CD down with a single leg. This time though CD rolls over, grabs Corax and turns his advantage quickly into a pin. Corax kicks out at 1 but is visibly pissed off at having given away the pin fall opportunity. They dive again but this time CD changes tack and instead of heading into the tie-up CD just keeps going and clotheslines Corax down to the mat, quickly following up with an elbow to the head. This succeeds in doing no more than pissing Corax off and he rolls out of the way, back to his feet, and dives in with roaring elbows. There follows 10 minutes of backwards and forwards action culminating when DC hits Corax with a drop-toe-hold but ad he comes down he catches his throat on the bottom rope. CD attempts to follow up but sensing that Corax isn't able to breath properly the ref holds him back. Abiding by the OO Championship rules and spirit CD backs off to allow the ref to check. Getting cocky and showing up to the crowd CD straddles the turnbuckle and lies back relaxing. While the ref is checking and CD is chilling Eric O'Mac hops over the barrier with a chair and absolutely creams CD in the head - CD falls to the canvas . . . hearing the noise the ref and Corax turn around, presumably thinking that CD got over-cocky and over-balanced. Corax crawls over the ring and covers for the one, two three to take the Onslaught Championship in 18.26!!!!
WINNER in 18:26 and NEW Onslaught Champion - Corax
wCw vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchTTFDU storm the ring first. They look determined to regain the belts, but they are surprisingly cordial when wCw enters the ring, shaking hands before the match. Gatorbait and Wilder start off for their respective teams. Collar and elbow tie up, and Gator goes behind with a hammerlock. Wilder reverses, and Gator re-reverses, continuing the motion and bending Wilder over. Gator places a knee in Wilder's neck and drops him face first to the mat. Gator floats over and grabs the arms, trying to lock in his Hooked hold, but Wilder struggles away. Gator moves in as Wilder gets up, but takes a fist to the midsection. Gator takes a step back, and eats a dropkick. Wilder hits the ropes and catches Gator with a leg drop. Wilder picks Gator up and spins behind him, locking in the Buzz Kill. Gator goes limp, dropping just enough to allow Jack to level Wilder with a lariat. Wilder goes down, releasing the hold. Westgaard attempts to get in the ring, but is blocked by the Ref. Jack heads back to his corner. Gator and Wilder both stir, and start crawling to their corners. Gator makes the tag first, but before Jack can reach him, Wilder dives to tag JW. JW nails Jack with a punch, but jack ducks a second one. JW's momentum carries him around, and Jack hits an atomic drop. Jack grabs an arm, but JW rolls away. They lock up again, and Jack muscles JW into a corner. A chop staggers JW, and Jack whips JW to the opposite corner, following in with a clothesline. A body slam puts JW down and Jack makes the tag. As JW gets to his feet, Gator and Jack go to opposite ropes. Call of the Wild! JW is turned inside out! Jack powders out as Gator makes the cover - one…two…Wilder nails an elbow from the top rope to the back of Gator's head. Wilder kips up, but gets leveled by a boomerang from a returning Jack. Jack picks Wilder up and throws him to the ropes, but Wilder hangs on and reverses. Both men hit the ropes and topple to the outside, with Wilder landing on top.
Gator gets to his feet and eats 3/4's of a dropkick from JW. Gator stumbles, but does not go down. JW grabs the legs and levers Gator up, nailing a wheelbarrow face plant. JW rolls out of the way as Wilder comes in with a springboard leg drop and rolls back out. JW makes the cover - one…two…three. WINNERS and still OOWF Tag Team Champions - in 18:38 - wCw
After the match, JW helps Gator to his feet as Jack and Wilder slide back in. The teams exchange handshakes and TTFDU raise wCw arms to the crowd's delight.
CHRIS ALT vs. LD WILLIAMS – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchAlt and Williams meet in the center of the ring, Williams slowly takes the belt off from around his waist and holds it up for Alt to get a good look. Williams sneers at Alt, Alt looks furious. Williams smirks, and Alt attacks, dropping Williams with a forearm to the mouth. Williams gets to his feet and Alt hits an enzuguri, when LDW staggers forward, Alt rolls him up in a small package and gets a two count. Both men spring to their feet and Alt grabs Williams and takes him over with a deep arm drag. Alt locks on an arm bar and slaps the top of LDW’s head. Williams quickly works his way to his feet and sends Alt to the ropes and catches him with a knee to the midsection, then drops a sledge across his back. Alt hits the mat, and Williams hooks his arm, rolls him over and gets a two count. Williams pulls CA to his feet and sends him to the corner and follows him in with a clothesline. Williams pulls him out of the corner and lifts him in a vertical suplex, then hits a SLINGSHOT SUPLEX! Williams floats over and gets a two count. Williams gets to his feet and rakes his boot laces across Alt’s eyes, then pulls him up and shoots him between the ropes to the floor. Williams snarls at the ref’s warning and waits for Alt to get back into the ring. As Alt gets up on the apron, Williams stalks over to him and Alt doubles him over with a shoulder to the gut, then springs over the tope rope with a sunset flip. Alt gets a two count, Williams springs to his feet and Alt levels him with a clothesline. Williams springs to his feet and eats a second clothesline, true to wrestling form, he springs up a third time, and tries a clothesline of his own, but Alt ducks and hits a tiger suplex, bridges, and gets a two count. The two keep up this frantic pace for the next thirty minutes, the match is surprisingly clean, but brutal, both men try everything in their power to put the other one out. At the forty five minute mark, Chris Alt catches LD Williams coming off the ropes with a Death Valley Driver, and starts to climb the ropes. Williams gets to his feet and falls on the ropes, crotching Alt on the top. Williams makes his way to the top attempting a superplex. Alt fights out of it, head buts Williams several time, but does not let him fall, instead Alt sets up the ALT-OMIC bomb! Somehow thought, in mid move, LD Williams shifts his weight and turns it into a top rope, flying DDT. The impact stuns both men, but Alt certainly got the worst of that one. After several seconds, Williams stirs and locks on the STF. Alt fights it, dragging himself to the ropes and forcing the break. Williams pulls Alt to his feet and scoops him for a slam, Alt slips over LDW’s shoulder and lands on his feet, and spins Williams around, but Williams acts faster and catches Alt with a kick to the midsection followed by a thunderous DDT. Williams covers and gets the three count.
WINNER in 51:23 LD Williams
MICROPLAY vs. NILES ANDERSON – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchNiles comes to the ring first, the crowd boos and he soaks in every boo and just laughs at the fans. Microplay comes out next, and actually gets a warm reception; the people hate Niles so much they are willing to cheer Microplay. The ref takes the title from MP and holds it up, when he turns to hand the title to the official outside the ring, Niles grabs the title and looks at it, smirks, and lets Microplay know that in just a few minutes, the title will be his. This pisses MP off and the two go nose to nose yelling at each other. Niles shoves MP, MP shoves him back Niles slaps MP across the face, then bails out of the ring, infuriating MP. Niles taunts MP from out side the ring, MP leaves the ring and chases him, as they round the corner, Niles stops, turns and KO’s MP with a forearm to the forehead, then pulls him up and runs him face first into the steel ring post. Niles rolls back into the ring and MP slowly gets to his feet, his head is split open and he is a bloody mess. Niles waits for MP to get to on the apron then tries a belly to back suplex into the ring, as they are falling backward, shielded from the ref, MP nails Niles in the forehead with a chain he pulled out of his tights. Niles falls backward, MP lands on top of him and gets a two count; somehow Niles managed to get his foot on the bottom rope. Microplay pulls a dazed Niles to his feet, whips him to the ropes and drops him with a running elbow right between the eyes. MP puts the boots to Niles stomping away on his head, then pulls him to his feet, another whip to the ropes, this time MP connects with a heart attack clothesline. Another cover gets a two count. MP pulls Niles up, grabs his head and runs to the ropes and leaps over the top rope guillotining Niles head on the top rope, Niles flops back into the center of the ring, MP catapults himself back into the ring and drops an elbow across Niles chest. Another cover can only get a two count. While the ref checks on Niles, who is slowly getting to his feet, MP takes the padding off the turnbuckle. Niles gets up, and MP charges in and takes him down with a forearm to the back of the head. MP sets up Niles and catapults him into the corner, bouncing Niles head of the exposed steel. Unfortunately for MP, Niles falls between the ropes to the floor. When the camera catches up with Niles, we see that he is also a bloody mess. Niles slowly makes his way back into the ring, MP presses his attack, scooping Niles and slamming him hard in the middle of the ring. MP bounds off the ropes and drops a knee across Niles chest. MP then begins to climb the ropes for the flying elbow. As he waits perched on top, two masked men hit the ring, one distracts the ref, while the other pushes MP off the top rope. MP crashes to the mat. Niles gets to his feet and calls for the SteeDDT, but Moosehead Jack rushes from the back, takes out one masked man with the croquet mallet, then hits the ring and charges at Niles with the mallet, Niles ducks and MP takes the brunt of the move in the face, knocking him cold. Niles grabs Moose, spins him around and drops him with a SteeDDT, masked man #2 drags Moose out of the ring and Niles pulls a barely conscious MP to his feet and hits another SteeDDT, this time on MP and covers, the ref counts three, NEW WORLD CHAMPION!
WINNER in 15:44 and NEW OOWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION – Niles Anderson!
Jack is immediately jumped on the outside by the two masked men and beaten to semi-consciousness with chairs, they then roll him into the ring and hold him at Niles feet, Niles slaps Jack across the face several times then calls for a mic.
Niles looks lovingly at his newly won title. Tears almost flow from his eyes. He is unphased by the crowds boos. After looking at the title for a while, Niles turns his attention to MHJ Finally, after several minutes, he speaks.*
Niles - Moose, I didn't forget about you. And I didn't forget about what I promised the world after I won the title. I'm gonna get Concrete TG's suspension lifted AS OF TONIGHT!!!
*The crowd stops booing. They are dumbfounded by Niles' claim. MHJ stands by outside the ring, barely restraining himself. You can see him mouthing the words "you got nothing Niles."*
Niles - I got nothing, Moose? I got nothing? Well, here I am holding the title for the SECOND TIME! And you haven't even held it once! You call that nothing? But before I continue, Concrete, wherever you are, I want you to listen up real carefully, you are going to be really interested in this…..
<Just then “Scum of the Earth” by Rob Zombie blares over the PA, and Saint Chaos makes his way to the ring. Niles looks confused, he looks over at the masked men holding Jack and they just shrug. Chaos makes his way to the ring.
Niles: Uh, look Chaos, I know you probably came down here cause you are gonna want a title shot and all, but there will be time for that later, you are kind of interrupting something here….
<Just then Saint Chaos reaches behind his head and pulls off the mask…..REVEALING CONCRETE TG!>
Jack and Niles both look shocked; Crete looks at Niles with fury on his face, then casts a suspicious look Jack’s way.
Niles: Well since we are all here now, I guess we can continue….
Jack again taunts Niles "you got nothing Niles.”
Niles: You think so Jack, you think this title is nothing? Or maybe you call this nothing?
*Niles pulls a tape recorder out of his tights. MHJ is puzzled by this action until Niles presses the play button as he holds it up to the mic.*
MHJ <pausing for a moment> remember that night that Concrete hit me with a chair? He said he was going for Niles, but I saw it coming. I got in the way on purpose.
EOM: What?
MHJ: I know it would look intentional and Crete would get suspended. The contract forcing us to team was about to come to an end and I knew he would be after the world title. I could not let him have the chance at the title. I had it planned all along, Concrete just made it all that much easy by swinging that chair.
*MHJ's eyes widen as he hears his own voice played back to him. Concrete stares at Jack in disbelief.
Niles - You have severely underestimated me, Moose. I've held the title longer than anyone. I'm one of two 2-time title holders. I am the only person who has ever taken you hostage and brutalized you worse than you could even hope to brutalize me. And now, I have you on tape, backing yourself into a corner. You pride yourself on head games, Moose. How's it feel to have your head played with finally.
*Niles stops for a moment as the crowd starts chanting "Moosehead Sucks, Moosehead Sucks" over and over. Niles revels in a moment where he is not being booed.*
Niles - You hear that Moose? That’s a whole crowd saying you suck. And that is just the last thing that reaffirms something we've both known for a long time: I am better than you!
*The crowd starts cheering Niles for the first time in his career. MHJ is left dumbfounded as Niles leaves the ring and cuts through the crowd holding his newly won world title. Fade to Black.*
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