OOWF November Pain 6
Live! From Climax, North Carolina
November 24, 2013
CHLOE vs. MAIA blast of pink pyro and Hero erupting from the Jumbotron brings Mai Muyo out from behind the curtain. She raises her hands and the crowd cheers. She begins slapping hands around ringside but stops at the black shirted Saints of Sinners contingent. Mai, being Mai, tries to reason with the rowdy group. The group just keeps jeering her chanting “Zero, Zero” and the distraction gives Chloe Neal the opportunity to jump Mai from behind. Chloe slams the barbed wire branding iron across her back and Mai falls into the barricade. Chloe rakes the barbs across Mai's head and before this match has even started Mai is a bloody mess. Chloe picks Mai up by the hair and runs her into the turnbuckle and Mai falls to the floor. She tries to get up but it appears that she's barely aware of where she is. Chloe rolls Mai into the ring and the referee, seeing that this match may get out of control, calls for the bell to start the match.
Mai is woozy from the start and Chloe controls the match easily just punishing Mai with strikes and chops and head drops. Chloe refuses to pin Mai, but after about ten minutes Chloe lazily covers Mai and Mai powers out, tries to sit up but falls back. Chloe climbs on top of Mai and just rains down fists, stopping long enough to break the count. Chloe keeps going back to that, but does it one time too many and when she holds up her hands to break the count, Mai hooks her shoulders with her legs and almost gets a three count. That incenses Chloe, who goes back on the attack, giving Mai not a bit of breathing room. Chloe tells the referee to check Mai and see if she can continue as the blood continues to cover her face. As the referee tries to confer with Mai, Chloe reaches into her pocket for a thumb brace. Chloe picks up Mai and shields the move with her body...Asiatic Spike and Mai is now clutching her throat. The referee checks Mai as Chloe pitches the thumb brace into the Saints of Sinners section and they fight over it like it was a trophy. Chloe picks up Mai and locks her in a front face lock the center of the ring...DDT. Mai is flat on her back in the middle of the ring...Chloe climbs the ropes...extends her arms and just dives...Head Butt! Mai rolls over in the fetal position just curled up. Chloe drives an elbow into Mai's head wound and rolls her up...one, two..th..NO! Mai kicks out again and with authority, but she can't seem to get to her feet or even to sit up. Frustrated, Chloe lets loose with a guttural primal scream, begins kicking and stomping on Mai who just covers up. Chloe picks up Mai for another body slam...she goes back to the top rope again, extends her arms...and Mai rolls at the last minute and Chloe hits hard...So hard that it appears that Chloe has busted herself open hardway! Now both are bleeding badly, and the referee looks like he's considering stopping this one. Mai reaches the ropes and starts picking herself up as the referee has started the count. At 8 Mai has pulled herself up the ropes and is standing as it looks like Chloe has knocked herself silly. A screech pours from Mai's throat, and her eyes open wide. Suddenly she goes on an attack on Chloe, unloading vicious chops and strikes. Mai grabs Chloe by the hair with a wild look in her eyes and plants her with the ENDGAME! Before Mai can cover, Chloe rolls out of the ring. But Mai follows. She grabs Chloe by the hair and runs HER into the ring post. She turns to the Saints fans and screams something in Japanese, then picks up Chloe by the hair right in front of them.
She's not going to...YES...END-IS-HERE! Chloe is planted on the concrete floor and the blood begins to pour from Chloe even more!
But Mai's not done. With the wild look still in her eyes she drags Chloe to the Cajun Announce Table, rolls Chloe onto the table...Mai climbs back into the ring and slowly onto the top turnbuckle...she makes the sign of the cross...SAVIOR SPLASH through the table! Amongst the rubble, Mai is the only one stirring. She is very slow to get up, and the referee decides that a quick ten count is in order.
Decision in 24:46 – No Contest
As the bell rings Mai shakes her head and she begins to realize what has happened. A look of horror crosses her face as she realizes what she's done. Trainers flood ringside and approach er. Mai drops her head and allows two of the trainers to help her to the back. Meanwhile a gurney is being rolled down to ringside as Chloe is carefully extracted from the ruins of the table and placed on the gurney. They strap her in and start rolling her toward the ramp when we hear maniacal laughter and realize that Chloe is conscious...sort of. She starts thrashing and tries to get off the gurney but the straps are holding until they get her into the back to look her over....
MURPHY’S LAW vs. SUICIDE KINGSThe kings try to attack at the bell but the Murphy’s are ready for them. DK catches Reyna with a back body drop, then as he gets to his feet, catches him with a WICKED LEFT that sends him between the ropes to the floor. As Allen charges Daniella, she catches him with a SPINEBUSTER, when he stands, she charges and nails him with a big boot to the face that sends him over the top rope to the floor. The Murphy’s wait for the Kings to stand up, then charge the ropes and dive between them slamming the Kings into the guardrail! DK grabs Allen and rolls him into the ring and the Murphy’s follow.
The Murphy’s keep Allen on their side of the ring and work him over using quick tags to get several near falls. Allen finally manages to hit a low blow and an enzuguri on DK to make the tag to Reyna. Reyna comes in and nearly takes DK’s head off with a clothesline, then catches Daniella with a high knee to the jaw that sends her to the floor. The Kings take every advantage they can and in turn they get several near falls on DK. The match breaks down when they attempt a SPIKE PILEDRIVER on the floor, but Daniella races around the ring and stop them and they brawl.
Reyna catches Daniella with a running PLANCHA off the apron slamming her into the steel, while DK and Allen manage to make in back into the ring and trade punches. DK gets the better of the exchange and rocks Allen with a series of EUROPEAN UPPERCUTS, then hooks him for the CHOMP, but when he turns around, Reyna POPS him with a SUPERKICK to the jaw! From behind, Allen rolls him up and grabs a handful of tights to get the one, two, three!
WINNERS in 13:45 – The Suicide Kings
MATT FOLZ vs. DANNY TAYLORHere comes the Boom brings Danny Taylor down the ring carrying a box. He slaps hands with the fans and works his way into the ring. Battle Without Honor or Humanity brings out the Imperial Onslaught winner Matt Folz. Folz looks up at Taylor as he gets into the ring and walks toward the big man. Taylor picks up the box and extends it to him. Folz takes the box, and Taylor points at Folz, points next to Folz, clasps his hands together, then makes a heart with his hands. The crowd applauds at this gesture of kindness by Taylor. Folz looks inside and sees a premium bottle of Dom Pérignon and a block of Wisconsin Cheese. Folz shakes his head and places the box in the corner. Taylor offers his hand to Folz, and Folz slaps it. The referee calls for the bell and the match is underway.
The match goes through an extended feeling out segment, which ends in a flurry of power moves and strikes by both sides. The crowd is on its feet as these two put on a great exhibition that have neither even going for a cover until well after the 20 minute mark. Realizing that time is winding down Danny rolls the dice and gets Folz up for an Exploder suplex, but the referee was out of position and took the brunt of the blow. Danny, shaken up somewhat himself, checks on the referee, and it's now that Folz goes for the gold...or rather, brass...reaching into his trunks and pulling out a pair of brass knuckles. Folz approaches Taylor, taps him on the shoulder, and takes a big swing....but Taylor grabs the hand in mid flight! He forces Folz's hand open, removes the knuckles, and throws them toward the audience...where ironically a member of the Saints of Sinners contingent has it bounced off his head before someone there has a souvenir. The battle resumes and Folz is able to take the upper hand and is finally able to lock in a Folzmission...when the bell rings?
DECISION – 30 minute time limit draw
Taylor holds up his hand asking for 5 more minutes. Folz looks at Taylor, points at his wrist and the gift and says no. Folz takes the gift, gives a thumbs up to Taylor, and walks up the ramp and to the back. Taylor shrugs his shoulders and climbs out of the ring and heads up the ramp.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. CHRISTIAN CARTERThe bell rings and these two tear into one another. Alex has a rage in his eyes that we haven’t seen since the days of his feud with Moose. He backs Carter into the corner with a series of chops, then kicks him down to the mat, then just straight chokes him, breaking only when the referee threatens DQ. Alex pulls Carter to his feet and sends him across the ring and charges after him and hits a running boot to the face. Carter falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring, but Alex follows him.
On the floor, Darling lifts Carter and slams him crotch first into the ring post, then mocks his pain. Carter slowly gets up and Alex charges him, but Christian sidesteps and Alex nearly runs into the barrier, but stops short. When he turns around, Carter KILLS him with a boot to the face that sends him into the crowd! Carter pulls him back across the barricade and rolls him into the ring.
The match continues on like this, back and forth action, inside and out of the ring. Both men are busted open and bleeding buckets, which only seems to make them stronger. Carter catches Darling with a spinning elbow to the side of the head that nearly knocks Darling out cold. The referee looks like he is about to stop the match, but Darling waves him off. Carter pulls Alex up and sets him on the top rope and hits a BRAINBUSTAAAA but only gets a two count.
Carter tries everything he can to keep Alex down, but he can’t keep the wily veteran down for three. Alex fights back and has Carter on the ropes, he slides out of the ring and is about to hit a leaping enzuguri when Jason Allen and Jose Reyna charge the ring. Alex fights the off for a moment, but they quickly overwhelm them. Before they can do any permanent damage, Matt Folz races to the ring with a baseball bat and attacks, sending the Kings to the back. In the confusing melee, Alex grabs the bat and slips into the ring. While the referee isn’t looking, Alex KO’s Carter with the bat! When the ref turns around, Alex is on top of Carter, the ref makes the three count, and the match is over.
WINNER in 30:31 – Alexander Darling
KZ vs. TEXPRESS – Best of Seven Series, Match 4 – Stips TBATexpress leads the series 2-1. Both teams are announced and make their way to the ring. Chad and Zane get a huge pop from the crowd, while Moose and LD are nearly booed out of the building. After the announcements are made, GM Nate makes his way out to the top of the ramp.
ok, I have decided on the match. It was Texpress’ turn to pick the stips, so from their list I have chosen…….Onslaught Rules. Have funThree of the four men in this match are former onslaught champions, so this should be an interesting match, and the one who is not, is certainly not the one you would expect; Zane is the only one never to wear Onslaught gold. The bell rings and LD and Chad lock up. They go through some chain wrestling and LD gets the upper hand trapping Chad on the mat and locking him in an Indian Death Lock. LD repeatedly works the knee trying for a submission, but Chad finally gets to the ropes to force the break.
Texpress use their first rope breakThe match continues with both teams keeping it relatively clean for the first ten minutes. Then Chad and Moose get into the ring and things disintegrate as the bad blood between them boils to the surface. Both teams run through their referee warnings quickly, and both LD and Zane have to come in and calm their partners down before someone draws the DQ. Chad and Moose both tag and the match continues.
After more tags and more rope breaks, both teams are at their limit. Moose works over Zane in the corner and tries a whip but Zane reverses it and sends Moose sternum first into the corner, then hits a release German on Moose that dumps him on the back of his head. Zane tags in Chad and Chad comes in and waits for Moose to get up for a SUPERKICK, but Moose ducks it and hits the opposite ropes and KILLS Chad with a BUISAKU KNEE! Moose tags in LD, and LD comes in and pounces on Chad and tries to lock in a CROSSFACE but Chad fights it. Moose starts into the ring drawing Zane in. As the referee gets Zane out of the ring, Moose bounds off the ropes and hits a low drop kick right to Chad’s face allowing LD to cinch in the move! Chad fights it, but LD torques back on the move and Chad has no choice but to tap out!
WINNERS in 21:18 – KZ – Series tied 2-2
MIRANDA WILLIAMS vs. STANK – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchMiranda starts out fast, using her speed to take Stank down. She instantly starts focusing on Stank's surgically repaired knee. She works on the knee continually for the first few minutes of the match before locking in a Texas Cloverleaf. The big man reaches out and grabs the bottom rope.
Stank has used his first rope break.
Stank tries to get back to his feet, but Miranda is quicker and nails him with an enziguiri right on the back of the head. She covers for 2. Miranda heads up and tries a frog splash, but Stank gets his knees up, driving all the air out of the Onslaught Champion.
Stank's barely able to get to his feet, so he abandons his usual power based offense in favor of some impressive mat work. He slowly begins to wear Miranda down before locking in an impressive STF. Miranda struggles before just reaching the ropes.
Miranda Williams has used her first rope break.
Both get slowly back to their feet before Miranda nails Stank with a dropkick to the knee, followed by a Shining Wizard. She grabs Stank's leg and tries for a figure four, but Stank rolls her into a small package. 1....2....3
Winner in 10:25 and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion: Stank
SALVATION vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchThe Banned From Everywhere entourage makes their way to the ring, Bill and Justin ride Drunkey and Drunkette while Ellie May zips to ringside on her likkercycle. Arctic McBearington remains at the top of the ramp, sipping a martini checking his stocks for the day. The crowd roars for them as they climb into the ring, but the cheers quickly turn to boos once Salvation is announced. Stan and Eco make their way out and Stan has a tense staredown with Mr. McBearington. The champs get into the ring the bell rings and we are ready to go.
Bill and Stan start things off and Stan goes right to the eyes in the lock up. Bill staggers and Stan sends him to the mat with a headbutt. He drags Bill to his corner and tags in Eco, who comes in and lands several stiff kicks to Bills head. Eco pulls him up and runs him to a neutral corner and slams his head into the turnbuckle, which has zero effect. Bill turns and nearly clotheslines Eco out of his boots.
BFE take over and work on Eco, Justin comes in and shows off his impressive karate skills, which we learn that he learned from watching TJ Hooker, so the moves are less than effective. Eco dodges a corner charge and Justin slams into the post. Stan comes in and decimates Justin with power moves, getting several near falls. Stan pulls Justin onto his shoulders for a fallaway slam, but Justin wiggles free and scampers between his legs and makes the tag to Bill.
Bill comes in and cleans house! He sends Stan to the mat, then Eco, then Stan again. He tags Justin in after he hits a MASON DIXON LINE on Stan and hits the UNNAMED TAG FINISHER (UTF) on Stan (the one where he lifts Justin for a powerbomb and Justin drops an elbow) Justin covers, but Stan kicks out at the last second. The crowd is roaring for a potential title change here and Justin calls for the DOUUUUUUUUGHAWK but before he can hit it, Stan PLANTS him with a belly to belly suplex, then tags Eco who hits ENDGAME, covers and gets the three count!
WINNERS in 12:04 – Salvation
Stan and Eco continue to beat on Justin and Bill after the match, which brings out the Murphy’s. DK and Daniella fights Stan and Eco off and the champs bail out of the ring and head up the ramp…..where they see the Suicide Kings standing there. The Kings smirk and point at the titles, Stan is about to go after them when Eco stops him. We hear Eco say one thing “earn it” then he smirks and the champs head to the back
ALEXIS DARLING vs. FIREWOMAN vs. TOMMY WILDER – OOWF Intercontinental Title Three Way DanceEveryone is introduced and the bell rings. Alexis and Fire immediately go after Wilder and dump him over the top rope, then go at one another. Wilder skins the cat and gets back into the match, grabbing Fire and throwing her out of the ring. Fire skins the cat herself and soon all three of them are fighting in the middle of the ring. Wilder charges the ropes and springs off the middle rope and tries a kick to Alexis’ head, but he catches Fire instead and she goes down in a heap. Alexis grabs Wilder from behind and takes him to the mat with a backslide for a two count.
The match continues on at a frantic pace for over twenty five minutes. Alexis fights off Wilder and Fire and gets several near falls of her own. At one point Fire tries a moonsault from the top rope to the outside, but Wilder and Lexie move and Fire crashes and burns on the floor and grabs her ribs in pain.
The end comes when Fire grabs Wilder and launches him to the ropes, then back drops him over the top rope to the floor. She turns around and catches Lexie with a FIRESTOMP. Fire heads to the top rope and hits a BEST FIRESAULT EVER! She grabs her ribs in pain for a moment before making the cover, before the three count, Wilder soars in from nowhere with the AIRWALK! He rolls Fire off of Lexie, Fire is clutching her ribs gasping for air, Wilder covers, one, two, three! NEW CHAMPION!
WINNER in 26:28 and NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Tommy Wilder
GHOSTHEAD vs. CHRIS EVANS – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchThe strains of “The Trooper” by Iron Maiden signals the entrance of the challenger. Chris Evans appears at the top of the ramp and the boos from the crowd only seem to invigorate him. He walks towards the ring, almost strutting in his arrogance. Referee Junior Hale awaits him and checks out his wrist bands, tights and boots. Evans goes to a far corner and just waits.
The lights dim and Submersed’s “Divide the Hate” plays as a single spotlight illuminates the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion as he appears on the entrance ramp. The light follows him as he saunters to the ring; he’s in no big hurry. As the spot follows, he makes his way into the ring and a fog envelops the ring and GH climbs a turnbuckle, turns and stares daggers at Evans.
The lights come up, the fog recedes and Ghosthead climbs down and gets the check-over from Hale. As he does, OOWF ring announcer Robert Johns climbs in and steps to center of the ring.RJ: “The following match is one fall and is for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship! The man in charge is Senior Official Junior Hale.
“Introducing first, the challenger. He weighed in this afternoon at 231 pounds and hails from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. He is “Lionheart” Chris Evans!”
The crowd boos accordingly.“His opponent is the reigning and defending OOWF World Heavyweight Champion. Weighing in at 232 pounds from Atlanta, Georgia! Ghosthead!”
Johns leaves the ring and Hale calls for the bell.Lock up in the center of the ring. Ghosthead turns it into a side headlock, but Evans quickly reverses it into a chickenwing. Evans quite smoothly wraps his arm around Ghosthead’s neck from behind... reverse DDT! Cover for about one-and-a-half.
Evans climbs out of the ring onto the apron and then up the turnbuckle. GH is slowly getting to his feet, with his back to Evans. As Ghosthead gets up and turns he’s met by Evans’s missile dropkick. GH is flat on his back again. Evans again is out on the apron.
As Evans turns to jaw with a vocal fan, Ghosthead is finally up and baseball slides directly into Evans’s ankle! That’s a different move. But it was effective. Evans drops like a sack of potatoes (let’s say sweet potatoes in honor of the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday). GH leans over the top rope, pulls Evans to his feet and suplexes him back into the ring.
Evans is woozy and he’s struggling to get to his feet. Ghosthead is waiting for him and as Evans finally gets to his feet and turns around, Ghosthead sprays Black Mist!
Evans, however, was able to duck it but Junior Hale was standing behind Evans and takes it full in the face. Hale is down and clawing at his eyes. Within seconds, EMTs are out and attending to Hale. Ghosthead seems flustered by this turn of events and that allows Evans to drop to his knees as GH walks past and nails Ghosthead with a low blow to the twig and berries.
Ghosthead drops and Evans slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair. Evans throws it back into the ring and slides back in himself. He takes the chair and starts wailing away on GH’s back and legs. Evans then sets the chair up around Ghosthead’s leg and it looks like he’s going to Pillmanize the limb.
Evans however notices referee Mel Creech running out from the back and he grabs the chair and throws it out to the floor. Creech checks on Hale, gets the EMTs to remove the downed referee and signals the timekeeper that he’s taking over.
Evans goes over, shakes Creech’s hand and then pins Ghosthead. That’s it, new champ... ONE... TWO... THR... NO! Ghosthead just turns his shoulder. Evans is livid.
Evans is up and stomping around the ring and railing at Creech for the supposed slow count. Creech isn’t fazed by this and stands there oblivious of Evans’s ravings.
GH is starting to stir and Evans finally realizes that he’s still got work to do. He ducks his head under GH, and picks Ghosthead up so he’s sitting on his shoulders. Poseidon’s Rage! Evans bridges for a pin. ONE! TWO!
No! Ghosthead rolls out. Evans slams the mat in frustration. He’s over in Creech’s face again. Creech finally has had enough and after Evans pushes him, Creech pushes back. Right over into Ghosthead who’s getting to his feet.
Ghosthead leaps... PHANTASMAGORIA! Ghosthead has this locked in tight and Evans struggles, but after trying to get to the ropes and unable to do so, Evans has no choice but to tap out.
RJ: “
Your winner by submission, in 13:41 and still the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion... GHOSTHEAD!”
Evans rolls over to the corner and tries to get the blood flowing properly again while Ghosthead climbs one of the corners to celebrate. GH is therefore oblivious to the Suicide Kings who’ve slid into the ring and attack Ghosthead from behind.
Christian Carter hits a Fall From Grace. Jose Reyna picks Ghosthead up and nails the “713 ‘Til I D-I-E.” Jason Allen has CC and Reyna pick Ghosthead up and set him up for the Royal Flush. GH is out on the mat. All this time, Evans has sat and watched the carnage from the corner.
After the last move, Evans rolls out of the ring and walks up the ramp as the Kings get chairs and start brutalizing Ghosthead. Evans never turns back to watch, he just walks out.
The Suicide Kings finish tenderizing a Ghosthead steak and stand tall in the ring holding their steel chairs over their head.Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action! Be sure to check out the New Years Evil PPV, coming to you Live! Sunday December 29th, 2013 from Belcher, New York! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem! Wednesday, November 27th, 2013, Live! From Odd, West Virginia. Did you see something you really liked? Post it here in the 2013 Awards Reminder Thread. Please join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights! And be sure to check out the full OOWF Archive and read up on the 8-year plus history of the OOWF!
