OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Hicksville, Ohio
December 4, 2013
MAI MUYO vs. CHLOE – Steel Cage MatchChloe is in first and she taunts Mai as Mai slowly circles the cage. Mai finally enters and Chloe attacks, but Mai fights off every attack and grounds Chloe, trying to keep her on the mat and work wrestling holds rather than just use the savagery of the cage. Mai sends Chloe into the corner and tries a charge, but Chloe gets a knee up and Mai staggers backward. Chloe grabs Mai and viciously throws her into the cage, then repeatedly bashes her face into the steel, rakes her face across the mesh, and taunts a now bloody Mai the whole time.
Chloe keeps up the onslaught and soon enough Mai is in trouble. Bleeding buckets and losing strength quickly, it looks like she won’t be able to hold off Chloe’s onslaught much longer, but Chloe lifts her for a CORKSCREW and Mai slips behind her and lands on her feet and hits the FINAL CUT! Mai is too weak to take advantage though. She slowly drags herself to the corner and sees she is a bloody mess. She looks at the blood on her hands, then looks out into the crowd at the kids who are screaming for more blood. Mai gets a distant look on her face and pulls herself up, as Chloe stands, Mai charges out of the corner and nearly cuts her in half with a SPEAR!
Mai goes to work, giving a burst of offense that has Chloe reeling in the ring. Mai grabs Chloe and tries a PILEDRIVER, but Chloe reverses out of it and hits an ALABAMA SLAM! Chloe goes for the pin, but Mai kicks out at two. The two get back to their feet and fight into the corner, and soon they are both on the top rope. Mai goes for a SUPERPLEX, but Chloe blocks it and uses her impressive strength to lift Mai and hit a TOP ROPE SIT OUT POWERBOMB! (or, the move that nearly killed Adam Cole)! Chloe crawls across the ring and falls on Mai, one, two, three. This one is over.
WINNER in 23:11 – Chloe
CHRISTIAN CARTER vs. MATT FOLZ vs. DANNY TAYLOR vs. CHRIS EVANSAll four make their way to the ring and the match gets out of control quickly with Folz going after Carter and Taylor attacking the man responsible for his friends retirement, Chris Evans. The referee gives all four men a lot of latitude as Carter liberally uses a chain from his tights, Folz with what looks like brass knuckes in his tights, Evans using anything he can get his hands on, and Danny, well, he just keeps shrugging it off and coming back fighting.
After about fifteen minutes of wild, out of control action, Evans manages to hit Taylor with the Way of the Future, but before he can cover, Folz Suplexes Carter out of his shorts, knocking the referee aside as well, and locks Evans in a Folzmission! Carter grabs the chain out of his tights, wraps it around his fist, and begins punching away on Folz, with a couple of shots at Evans as well. Carter puts the chain away and starts to pick up Folz for the Fall from Grace when a man in a hoodie jumps up on the apron wielding a Sledgehammer. The man pulls back the hoodie to reveal...Alexander Darling.
Carter charges but a little too late as Darling drives the handle into Carter's nether regions, then brings the business end of his sweet baby sledge down on the back of Carter's head. Alex walks over and grabs two cans of Molsons from the Canadian Announce Table, eh, pouring the contents over Taylor and the referee before pulling up the hoodie and walking backwards up the ramp. Taylor sputters, realizes something has happened, but shrugs his shoulders, picks up Carter for a Dynamite Drop, and covers him where a barely conscious referee counts to three.
Winner in 18:45 – Danny Taylor
Taylor gets his hand raised but then sees the other Suicide Kings heading for the ring, and he heads out to challenge them when the figure on the ramp swings his sledgehammer, stopping Jose Reyna and slowing Jason Allen enough for Danny Taylor to suplex him out of his shorts. Alex raises Danny's hand, Danny raises an eyebrow looking at Alex, while the other three opponents are stirring in the ring, wondering WTF?
BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE & MURPHY’S LAW vs. SUICIDE KINGS & SALVATIONThe OOWF Tag Team Champions, Salvation, are out first, stoically absorbing the jeers of the crowd. The response for their partners, the Suicide Kings, is even more heated, and the Kings respond in kind, taunting the fans on their way to the ring. The two teams exchange a few words, but are cut off by the roar of the crowd as their opponents step onto the stage. Ellie May, riding her likkercycle, leads Awesome Bill and Justin Sane to the ring astride Drunkey and Drunkette. Murphy’s Law follow Banned from Everywhere, stepping carefully and acknowledging the crowd. Referee Angelo Barros gives the teams their instructions, then gets everyone but Justin and Jason Allen out of the ring and calls for the bell.
They lock up and Jason backs Justin to the ropes. He breaks, and then slaps him across the face, following up with an Irish whip. He buries a knee in Justin's stomach and then hooks his head and drives him to the mat with a lariat. He pulls Justin up and stuns him with a European uppercut, then shoves him into the corner and tags Jose Reyna Jr. The Kings each wind an arm and snap Justin over with a suplex, then drive twin elbows into his chest. Reyna pulls Justin up and sends him into the corner, following him in with a high knee and turning in the air to drop him with a bulldog. He sets Justin up for a powerbomb, but Bill is in to stop him. As Barros ushers Bill back to his corner, Allen comes in behind his back and the Kings plant Justin with a tandem belly-to-back suplex. Reyna covers, but Justin rolls a shoulder just before three.
Reyna drags Justin to the corner and reaches to tag his partner, but Eco reaches in front and tags himself in. Eco works Justin over with chops and sends him across the ring. He catches Justin with an elbow to the face and tries to set him up for the Endgame, but Justin slips free. Justin dives for his corner, but Eco drags him back. Eco hits a gutwrench backbreaker and makes a cover, but Justin kicks out at one. Eco pulls Justin up and sends him to the ropes. Justin ducks a clothesline attempt and comes back head-first, spearing Eco with his mohawk. Justin rolls to his corner and makes the tag to DK Murphy.
DK storms across the ring and slams into Eco with a clothesline that knocks him into the ropes. DK follows up with a mess of short, solid punches to the gut. He muscles Eco over with a belly-to-belly suplex and drops a leg across his throat. He sits Eco up and pummels him with crossfaces, then drags him to his corner and tags his sister. Daniella rebounds off the ropes and nails Eco with a dropkick to the face as DK holds him in place. She drives repeated knees into Eco's head, then pulls him up and sets up a DDT. Eco drops to his knees to block, the yanks her off her feet. He tries to flip over her into a rollup, but Daniella gets her elbows up so that Eco's spine is driven into them. She rolls them over and ties him into an Ankle lock, but Reyna breaks that up with a superkick.
As Barros forces Reyna back to his corner, Daniella hauls Eco to his feet and sends him into her corner. She tags her brother, who hits an atomic drop that bounces Eco into Daniella's forearm. With Eco staggered, the Murphy's go to opposite ropes. Daniella goes high while DK goes low - Call of the Wild! DK makes the cover, and Barros counts One...Two...Thr - Stan Fulton breaks it up with a splash! Fulton drags DK to his feet and hits a massive headbutt followed by a double chop to the neck. Barros orders Fulton out of the ring, but he drops his weight across DK's spine before rolling out to the apron. Eco crawls to his corner and reaches out, making the tag to Jason Allen.
Allen runs across the ring and hits DK with a double stomp. He springs off the middle rope into a Lionsault, then rolls him over and hooks both legs, getting a two-count. He pulls DK up and sends him to the ropes, going to the ropes himself and hitting a flying forearm. He rolls to the corner and tags Reyna, then hits an atomic drop on DK that sends him into a flying dropkick from Reyna. Reyna rolls right back to the apron and springboards off the top to hit a legdrop. He forgoes the cover and sends DK into the corner. Fulton reaches out and Reyna hesitates, but tags him in. Fulton pulls DK out of the corner and sends him back in, then squashes him with an avalanche. He scoops DK up and slams him, then goes to the ropes and hits the Dropline. He climbs to the second rope and goes for The Crusher, but DK rolls out of the way. DK keeps on rolling and makes it to his corner to tag Awesome Bill.
Stan gets to his feet as Bill stomps across the ring. They glare at each other for a moment, then both men nod and Bill hauls off and hits a haymaker. Fulton responds in kind, and they go back and forth, each punch harder than the last. Bill gets the advantage and tries for an Irish whip, but Stan puts on the brakes and yanks him back into a shoulder block. Fulton stomps Bill into the mat, then hits the Dropline. He drags Bill up and shoves him into the corner, tagging in Jason Allen. They lift Bill onto the top turnbuckle and Allen climbs up as well, delivering a few punches before taking him over with a superplex. He floats over and covers, but DK is in to break it up. Barros tries to force DK back to his corner, and Allen takes the opportunity to nail DK with a cheap shot. In the resulting confusion, Daniella sneaks into the ring and drags Bill to their corner. When Barros finally gets DK back to the corner, Justin slaps Bill on the back to tag himself in.
Justin launches himself at Allen, surprising him with a flurry of punches and kicks. He drives Allen back to the ropes and hits an Irish whip. Allen reverses and then side-steps his return trip. Justin continues on to the opposite ropes, and Eco kicks him in the back of the head. This brings Bill back into the ring, and shortly after we have a pier eight brawl. Barros tries to restore order, but doesn't have much luck. Reyna nails DK with a flying forearm, sending them both over the ropes to the floor. Eco has Bill trapped in a corner, choking the life out of him. Stan slams Daniella to the mat and turns to see Allen struggling with Justin. Allen pins Justin's arms, and Stan launches into a discus clothesline. Bill steamrolls Eco and tackles Justin, knocking him out of the way, Stan tries to stop his momentum, but still clips Allen. Daniella tackles Stan while he's off balance, knocking him to the mat. Allen stumbles, and Justin skitters behind him and rolls him up. Barros slides into position and counts One...Two...Eco tries to break it up, but Bill blocks him...Three!
WINNERS, in 18:09, Banned from Everywhere and Murphy's Law.
KZ vs. TEXPRESS – Best of Seven Series Match Five – Texas Tornado MatchSave A Horse, Ride a Cowboy Plays out, and the crowd POPS as Chad Madison & Zane Myers hit the stage. They both already wear jeans to wrestle in, so the wardrobe change is ot such a big deal to them. What is different is Chad carrying a aluminum bat to the ring, while Zane carries… The Clangy Pole. They skip the glad handing, and walk with a purpose towards the ring.
The crowd turns on a dime and begins to boo, hiss and jeer as
Laser Cannon Deth Sentence[/ul] plays. Moosehead Jack & LD Williams stand on the stage in jeans and black Saints of Sinners T-Shirts. LD holds up a kendo stick, while Moose drags HDB (3? 4? 18?) behind him.
The referee calls for the bell and smartly gets out of the way. His only job here is to count to three.
LD goes right at Chad, swinging the kendo stick right at this head. Chad drops the bat and catches it, twisting and flipping LD in his back. LD moves out of the way of a knee and puts Chad in a Rear Naked Choke. Chad struggles to the ropes, but it does him no good.
Moose and Zane start brawling staring out. After a shot, Moose produces a set of Brass Knuckles and pops Zane in the jaw. He kicks the big man to the floor, then mounts Chad and begins to pound him in the face. Here we are, not 3 minutes in and Chad is busted wide open. LD slides to the floor and grabs a chair and pops Zane in the head. He grabs him be the hair and drags his face along the apron. Zane elbows LD in the throat, and repeatedly runs him head-first into the ring post.
Chad has managed to squirm out of Moose’s grasp, and catches him with a dropkick. Moose rolls to the floor, and Chad follows. Moose stands up, holding a chain. He swings it wildly at Chad, who ducks and the chain wraps itself over one of the turnbuckles. Chad backdrops Moose into the Announce table and pounds away.
Zane has LD pressed high overhead and throws him up the entrance ramp. He retrieves a table from under the ring and sets it up. Moose and Chad are engaged in a slugfest. Moose tries to send Chad into the barricade, Chad reverses it, and Zane catches Moose & Belly to Belly Suplexes him through the table! Chad rolls Moose into the ring and scampers to the top rope. Zane is in quickly, and sets Moose on his shoulders for the Dropkick Device.. but LD slides in, and take out Zane’s knee with the aluminum bat! Chad crashes and burns, and Moose grabs HDB and grinds Chad’s already bloody face into it. LD stomps on Zane’s leg, then slides to the floor and pulls Zane’s legs around the ringpost. In a flash, it’s a RINGPOST FIGURE FOUR!
Chad has gotten the upper hand on Moose and plants him in the ring with a Michinoku Driver. Chad goes up top again, sees Zane in trouble and hesitates, and moose Blasts him with the kendo stick! Moose climbs up, and they trade shots while perched on the turnbuckle. Moose goes for a Superplex, but Chad blocks it! After a couple more shots, Chad SUPERPLEXES MOOSE OUT OF THE RING AND THROUGH THE HINDU ANNOUNCE TABLE! The crowd breaks into its 28474th “Holy Shit” Chant of the match. Neither man is moving, and the table shards have opened up Moose nicely.
Meanwhile, Zane has caught LD in a bad way, arms trapped between the twisted ring ropes, and is giving his shot after shot with a chair. He measures him for a running Big Boot. LD frees himself in time, and pulls the rope down. They both tumble to the floor. As they come up, LD has a cable wrapped around Zane’s throat, and is in the process of hanging him by it over the top rope when he hears the crash of the announce table. A knee to the back of the head and he drops Zane and goes right at Chad, dragging him back in the ring. He picks up the Kendo Stick and blasts him over the head with it time and time again. Chad low blows him and gets in a couple of shots of his own, but LD is quick to regain control.
Zane collapses on the floor, and frees himself from the cable. He sees Moose stirring and goes over to him. Moose sees him coming and kicks him in the leg, and Zane goes down wobbily. Moose drags himself to his feet and nails Zane with a chair shot. Zane goes down, but Moose stumbles on the debris and Zane sends him crashing into the barricade. Zane BLASTS Moose with the Clangy Pole across the face. Moose staggers back into the barricade, where Zane knees him in the gut and positions him for a powerbomb lift.. BORDER TOSS INTO THE RING STEPS! Moose isn’t moving. Zane looks up to see LD pummeling a no-longer-moving Chad with HDB. He slides in the ring and goes to spear LD, but catches a boot to the face from LD! Zane crumbles to the mat & LD pounces. He grabs a chair and begins to hammer Zane’s knee with it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. Shot after shot strategically placed on the kneecap. Zane is writhing in pain, unable to get to his feet. LD pulls his leg through the chair and kicks Zane in the head. With an evil grin, he pulls himself up on the middle turnbuckle and PILLMANIZES Zane’s knee! In a flash, LD has him locked in a Figure Four and is wrenching down on the leg while Zane screams out in pain.
Chad has managed to rolls out of the ring and is pulling his self up on the ring apron. Across the way, Moose has come back to life and is circling the ring towards Chad, ring bell in hand. He raises it over head and is about to crack Chad in the skull with it when Chad SNAPS off of Sweet Chin Music! Moose’s head snaps back and he collapses on the floor. Chad slides in the ring and grabs the kendo stick. He gives LD a shot in the chest, then rolls LD over, reversing the move and now Zane has LD in pain! Chad slides a chair under LD’s face and goes to the corner. He grabs the chain still draped over the turnbuckle and wraps it around his arm. He goes up top… Chain Assisted Top Rope Elbow to the Back of the Head! LD’s face is smashed into the chair below him and he is out! Zane breaks the hold, and rolls to the floor and grabs Moose’s leg, preventing him from climbing in the ring. Chad rolls LD over, drapes an arm over his chest and gets 1…2…3! Winners, in 38:17, Texpress
At the bell, Security & Medics swarm ringside. Chloe is running down to ringside, Bridgette right behind her. Neither Chad nor LD has moved. Chloe pushes a medic away and insists on helping Moose to his feet herself. Zane cannot do so on his own either, and it takes three to get him to his feet and support him up the aisle. Miranda has made her way into the ring, and scurries back and forth between LD and Chad as they are revived and assisted from the ring. The camera pans back to the empty ring, where it slowly zooms in on the one small patch that is not covered in red.
GHOSTHEAD vs. ALEXANDER DARLINGThe two men begin slowly and feel one another out. Alex uses his speed advantage to pepper Ghost with quick kicks and take downs. Ghost uses his strength advantage to hit some power moves, but almost ten minutes in, neither can get so much as a two count on the other.
They go nose to nose and Ghost responds with a backhand across Alex’s face, which sets things off. Alex attacks Ghost and throws him out of the ring and hammers him with punches and kicks, then sets him in a chair and hits a RUNNING DROPKICK OFF THE APRON right to Ghost’s face! The side of Ghost’s head slams into the steel and he falls to the floor barely conscious. Alex drags him back into the ring and covers, but he only gets a two count.
The match continues on with Alex dominating a dazed Ghost. Alex goes for a DARLING DRIVER, but Ghost kicks out of it, spins Alex around and nearly decapitates him with a CLOTHESLINE! Ghost takes over and hammers Alex until he is a bloody mess, then lifts him for the PHANTASMAGORIA, but Alex escapes, and kicks Ghost’s legs from beneath him and traps him in the MONEY CLIP!
Before the referee can even ask if Ghost wants to quit, the Suicide Kings hit the ring and attack both men! They beat down both Alex and Ghost, and Carter sets Darling up for the FINAL TESTIMONY when Matt Folz hits the ring with a chair and chases the Kings out of the ring.
WINNER – No Contest in 18:31
After the match Ghost and Alex slowly get to their feet and the three men go nose to nose arguing. Folz points out his guaranteed shot, Ghost reminds them both who the champ is, and Alex reminds them that he is Alexander Fucking Darling. Words quickly become fists and Folz nails Alex with an OLYMPIC SLAM! As he gets to his feet, Ghost catches him with a BOOT TO THE FACE than nearly sends his head into the tenth row. Ghost grabs his title and shows both of them who the champ is, but while he is doing that, the Suicide Kings hit the ring a second time and DECIMATE Ghost, culminating in the FINAL TESTIMONY! The Kings stand over their fallen foes and soak up the boos of the crowd. They finally leave when medics hit the ring to check on the three.
STANK vs. MIRANDA WILLIAMS – Onslaught Championship Proving Grounds MatchMiranda makes her way to the ring first, she slaps hands with the fans, but the look on her face is one of pure determination. Stank is announced next, and he comes out to a chorus of boos. He ignores them, focusing on his opponent in the ring, who never breaks eye contact with him. The two meet in the middle as the ref goes over some last minute instructions. The bell is sounded, and we are underway.
The two circle, and Stank goes to lock up, but Miranda ducks under behind him. Stank again goes to lock up, and again Miranda ducks under and behind. Stank tries a third time and yet again Miranda dodges. Stank takes a deep breath obviously getting frustrated, and when he turns back to her, he is rocked by a surprise superkick. Miranda quickly tries to press the attack with rapid forearm shots to his chest, but it’s too early in the match for one kick to keep the veteran stunned for long, and he is able to shove her away and then charge in with a shoulderblock that takes Miranda down.
Stank pulls her up and sends her back down with a scoop slam. He covers, but Miranda kicks out at one. Stank then sends her to the ropes and nearly decapitates her with a stiff clothesline. He follows up with a powerbomb and covers, but Miranda shows her fortitude by kicking out at two. Stank’s face quickly switches between looks of frustration and admiration. He sends Miranda into the corner and looks to charge in, but Miranda dodges at the last second, and Stank crashes into the buckles.
Miranda slides out of the ring to catch her breath, but the big man quickly follows. Miranda slides back in, and when Stank attempts to follow, she nails a sliding dropkick that sends him to the mat. Miranda covers, but Stank easily powers out. This is the blueprint for the majority of this contest, as Stank constantly puts Miranda down with power moves, but she finds the inner strength to kick out, while using her speed advantage to try and keep the big man off balance.
Eventually she tries for a top rope crossbody block, but Stank catches her in midair, he tosses her to his shoulder looking for a Stank-U. Miranda wriggles free and lands on her feet behind him, and is shocked to hear the bell ring. Stank looks confused as well, until the announcer comes over the mic announcing that the time limit has expired.
Your winner: 15 minute time limit draw
Miranda asks the ref for 5 more minutes, but he tells her he can’t give them, drawing some boos from the crowd. She looks to Stank who just shrugs his shoulders indifferently. She again asks the ref for 5 more minutes, and is again denied. Stank leaves without incident, and the crowd cheers for the display they got to see, with some of them still heckling the ref.
TOMMY WILDER vs. FIREWOMAN – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match, Alexis Darling Special Guest RefereeThe two shake hands before the match and we are underway. Long sequence of chain wrestling that has the fans on their feet. Lexie remains mostly in the corner, looking more bored than anything, like she does not want to be the referee for this match at all. Both Fire and Wilder get several two counts that bring her out of the corner, but once they are done, she moves back to looking disinterested in the whole thing.
As the match wears on, Fire gains the upper hand and begins to dominate Wilder, keeping him grounded on the mat. Fire goes for a FIRESTOMP, but Wilder manages to get his foot on the bottom rope and Lexie, rather forcefully, forces Fire to break the hold. Fire and Lexie argue a little, which lets Wilder get a roll up for a two count.
The match continues on and Wilder takes control using high risk moves to keep Fire off balance. Wilder lands the AIRWALK, but Fire gets her foot on the bottom rope before the three count. As the match continues, Joey Reyna comes in and grabs Fire’s foot as she is running the ropes. Fire turns and looks at him and he jumps to the apron and tries to connect with a kick to her head, but Fire ducks. Lexie charges to the ropes and rears back to throw a punch, and catches Fire in the nose before knocking Reyna to the mat. From behind Wilder rolls a dazed Fire up, and Lexie turns around and does the only thing she can do, make the three count.
WINNER in 22:10 – Tommy Wilder
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