OOWF New Year’s Evil 9
Live! From Belcher, New York
December 29, 2013
KZ vs. TEXPRESS – Three Stages of Hell Match 1 – Submission MatchThe crowd erupts as Texpress enter the arena for their first match tonight. They greet the fans on the way to the ring, but absently - clearly they are focused on the matter at hand. They climb into the ring and pose, then Zane Myers stretches as Chad Madison runs the ropes to warm up. The cheers change to boos as though someone flipped a switch as kz step onto the stage. Moosehead Jack ambles down the aisle, snarling at the crowd, while L.D. Williams stops on the stage for a moment and stares at the ring before he smirks and follows his partner. Referee Angelo Barros steps between the teams as kz climbs into the ring. He gives them their instructions, sends Moose and Chad to their corners, and calls for the bell.
Zane and L.D. circle and lock up. Zane backs Williams to the ropes. Barros calls for a break, but Zane knees Williams in the gut and hits an Irish ship. Williams reverses, but Zane re-reverses. Williams ducks a clothesline and comes back with a flying forearm, but Zane snags him out of the air and plants him with a powerslam. Zane bounces to his feet and drops a leg across Williams' throat. He pulls Williams up and shoves him into the corner, making the tag to Chad. Texpress work Williams over with chops, then send him to the ropes and hit a flapjack. Chad grabs Williams' leg and ties him into a step-over toehold. Barros checks, but Williams isn't about to give up. Williams tries to hook Chad to roll him up, but Chad dodges it, releases the hold, and drops an elbow into the knee and twists the leg, pinning Williams to the mat. Williams kicks him in the head with his free leg and manages to break free. He pulls himself up with the ropes. Chad throws a superkick and Williams catches it. He sweeps Chad's free leg, knocking him down, and rolls over him, hyper-extending the leg and reaching out to tag Moose.
Moose catches Chad with a hard boot to the head as he gets up. He stomps Chad into the mat, then drives his knee repeatedly into Chads leg, using the ropes for extra leverage. Barros steps in and backs Moose off. Moose moves the ref out of the way and goes back to work on the leg. He drags Chad to the kz corner and wraps his leg around the bottom rope. Again, Barros steps in. Moose argues with the referee as Williams drops off the apron. Williams grabs Chad's legs and yanks him into the ringpost, then applies a figure four around the post. Barros pushes past Moose and sees the illegal hold. He counts, and Williams breaks at four. Williams circles the ring as Barros berates him, drawing the ref's attention and allowing Moose to kick the knee into the ringpost. He drags Chad to his feet and hits a kneebreaker, then ties on a figure four. Williams yells at Barros to watch Zane, and when the ref turns around, he drops to the floor and grabs Moose's arms for leverage. He lets go when Barros turns around, but Zane sees it and storms into the ring. Barros cuts him off, and Willaims takes advantage with leverage again. Barros turns around again and this time he catches it. He threatens kz with disqualification and Williams returns to his corner. This time, Zane takes advantage by stomping Moose to break the hold.
Moose is up first and nails Chad with a European uppercut. He sends Chad to the ropes and plants him with a spinebuster. He bounces to his feet and tries to tie him into a sharpshooter, but Chad kicks free. Chad rolls to his feet and dives for his corner, but Moose catches him from behind in a waistlock. Moose hits a German suplex, but Chad grabs his head as he flips over, locking Moose in a Dragon sleeper. He has it cinched in, but Moose manages to hook the ropes with a foot and force the break. Chad releases the hold, but turns and drives Moose to the mat with an elbow in his throat. Chad rolls to his corner and makes the tag.
Texpress each grab one of Moose's legs and make a wish. Zane works him over on the mat with elbows and knees, then pulls him up and hits a long delayed vertical suplex. He sits Moose up and locks in a surfboard. Moose gets his feet under him and Zane switches his grip and hits a release German suplex into the turnbuckles. He pulls Moose out of the corner and snaps him over with a suplex. Williams is in, but Zane sees him coming and levels him with a headbutt. Chad joins him and they stomp kz into the mat. They position them in the middle of the ring and row the boat! Barros decides to ignore the whole 'legal man' thing and checks both members of kz, whose responses are unprintable.
Barros finally starts to count, and Texpress release the hold. Chad heads back to his corner and Williams rolls out to the floor. Zane pulls Moose up and slings him into the corner. He drives Moose's head repeatedly into the top turnbuckle. The crowd counts along, but Zane ignores them and hauls Moose into the torture rack. Barros checks, and Moose shakes his head. Williams hooks Zanes leg from the outside. Zane stumbles, but stays on his feet and maintains the hold. Williams climbs onto the apron, and Chad greets him with a forearm. Williams responds with a forearm of his own, then grabs Chad's head and drops to the floor, clotheslining him on the ropes. Williams slides into the ring and chopblocks Zane, knocking him to the mat. He drags Moose to the kz corner and tags himself into the match.
Williams heads back across the ring, but Zane is already up and nails him with a forearm. He follows up with several more and sends Williams to the ropes. He hits a black hole slam, but Williams manages to reverse it into an armbar in mid-air. He turns it into a crippler crossface and screams at Zane to tap. Barros checks, but Zane refuses to give up. He manages to hook the ropes and force the break. Williams rolls to his feet and stomps on Zane, then drags him up and slings him into the kz corner and makes the tag.
kz take Zane over with a tandem suplex. They climb to the second rope, wait for Zane to get up, and level him with twin shoulder blocks. Williams rolls out to the apron while Moose locks Zane in the Jiendo. Barros checks, but Zane refuses to give up. He gets his feet under him and gets up, but Williams takes out his legs with a baseball slide dropkick. Moose lands on top of him, still hanging on to the Cobra Clutch. Chad springs off the top rope with a legdrop to break it up. Chad rolls to his feet and Williams takes him over the ropes with a clothesline. Moose pulls Zane to his feet and tries for a DDT, but Zane blocks and muscles him up into a Canadian backbreaker. Barros is out separating Williams and Chad, so it takes him a minute to get back in the ring. He asks, but Moose refuses to give up. Williams tackles Zane to break the hold. Chad is in as well, and things break down. In the resulting confusion, Williams hits Zane with a low blow, setting him up for a DDT from Moose. Moose pulls Zane up into a Tazmission. Zane struggles, but Moose manages to lock on a body scissors, holding him in place. Williams tackles Chad before he can help, and Zane has no choice but to tap out.
WINNERS, in 13:46, kz.
EMBER BLACKPOOL vs. EDRA – PHWF World Heavyweight Title MatchNickelback's "Rockstar" brings out “Cowboy” Dillon Walker who takes a seat at the announce table next to Russ. When asked why he's there, he simply says he has the winner of this match on Wednesday at Mayhem and wanted to scout the opposition.
"I Have the Power" burst from the speakers as an explosion of pink pyro and the sounds of
Helloween's "Power brings out the new look Power. She stops at the top of the ramp, turns her back on the crowd and flexes and poses. At a peak in the song she runs down the ramp, slides under the ropes and crosses the ring, leaping onto the turnbuckle and raises her arms. As she looks down at the announce table she spies Walker and points her finger at him. Walker just raises his hands as if to say, Not me.
Black Sabbath – Type O Negative brings out the PHWF World Champion “Blair Witch” Ember Blackpool. At 6-10 and 339 pounds the big Brit has nearly a foot in height and a hundred pounds on Power, and she knows she has her work cut out for her. Blackpool steps over the top rope and Power immediately goes as face to face with him as she can. The referee order her back, Blackpool gives the referee the belt. He shows it to Power who nods her head, the referee shows it to the crowd, and hands it to the timekeeper who takes it back to the table and rings the bell.
Power and Blackpool lock up in the center of the ring. Blackpool easily backs Power into the ropes, throws her across the ring, and just stands there as Power tried to tackle him, but Blackpool doesn't budge. They lock up again, Blackpool backs Power into the ropes, again tries to throw her across the ring but Power reverses and just stands there. The two collide in the middle of the ring and Power takes a step back but doesn't go down. One more time, lockup, Blackpool backs Power into the ropes. But this time Blackpool catches Power with one of those stinging chops, then attempts the throw across the ring. But Power catches him unaware and reverses. As Blackpool charges, Power drops down and on the rebound catches Blackpool with a spinning heel kick that knocks the big Brit down. Power quickly scales the turnbuckle and waits for Blackpool to get up...and then launches a flying tackle that again knocks Blackpool down. She covers Blackpool but only gets a one count.
Power presses the attack with strikes to the legs that keep Blackpool off his feet and ties him up with a half crab. Blackpool reaches the ropes and Power takes the opportunity to drive Blackpools knee to the mat with a stomp. Power steps back as the referee reminds her to break. As she approaches Blackpool he comes up with a big uppercut that stuns Power. He backs Power into the ropes and lands several more hard shots before grabbing her arm and twisting it. He climbs the turnbuckle and walks the ropes to drive a solid shot into Power's arm. Blackpool takes Power down and scissors the arm. Power fights to reach the ropes and Blackpool breaks, but not until he lays some solid knees into the bicep. Power rolls out of the ring to recouperate, but after a moment Blackpool follows. He tries to hit her with the big boot to the face but Power catches it, spins him around and pushes him into the ring post. Power rolls back into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle, waiting for him to get up. When Blackpool finds his feet, Power leaps and hits Blackpool with a Thesz press from the top rope. The crowd, initially indifferent to the big woman is starting to get behind her. Power rolls Blackpool back into the ring, and she goes to follow but the big Brit sits right up and takes over on Power, stomping and punching. He backs Power into the ropes again and goes to throw her into the corner but Power reverses course and the referee ends up sandwiched in the corner between the turnbuckles and Blackpool.
Power goes to check on the referee but sees Dillon Walker leave the announce table and walk up to ringside. She begins jaw jacking with the big cowboy when Blackpool sits up and comes up behind Power, locking in a full nelson. Walker jumps up on the apron and takes off his belt and wraps it around his fist, with the silver buckle across his knuckles. He reaches back to swing but Power slips out of the Full Nelson and Blackpool eats buckle! Walker is stunned, and even more so when Power grabs Walker's hair and Hot Shots him throat first across the top rope. Walker falls to the floor, as Power turns to Blackpool who is pulling himself up in the corner. He turns around to find himelf the target of a SPEAR! Power locks in a front facelock and lifts Blackpool high in the air and holds him there...then like a cat spins---POWER DRIVER! The referee is back to life as Power hooks both legs...One...Two...THREE!
WINNER in 22:44 – and the NEW PHWF World Champion – Power!Power can't believe it. She's on her knees as the referee hands her the Championship belt and hugs it like it was a long lost friend. She climbs onto the turnbuckle and shows the belt to the cheering crowd. Razz climbs into the ring with a microphone to talk to the new champion.
Razz: Power, first of all, welcome back.
(Cheers) How does it feel?
Power: Razz, honestly, I thought I came back for one reason, and everyone knows that's my lying sister. But this right here feels good. It feels like home. And Sis, what does it say that I've done more in this company my first night back than yo've done in the last six months! Tonight I did something you've NEVER done. I won a singles championship. One you win and defend in the RING, not your stupid 24/7 jump someone in the back title. This right here proves you wrong! This championship....
While Power was talking a masked man dressed in black climbed over the barricade from the Saints of Sinners section...and out of the back came the Draculs! Razz scrambles as the four swarm Power. Tavian Dracul pounds away on Power with what looks like a piece of barbed wire wrapped around his hand and the big woman is trying to fight back but she is quickly becoming a bloody mess. The masked man tells them to roll her out onto the floor. They proceed to kick and beat the bejeesus out of Power, eventually ending up in front of the Tagalog Announce Table. The masked man outs Powers head between his legs and sets her up for a Powerbomb through the table! The Draculs continue the assault until Security comes out of the back and the masked man heads back through the Saints of Sinners section and the Draculs head to the back. The referee calls for help from the back and medics come down with a stretcher and it looks like Power will be getting a ride to the back...
MIRANDA WILLIAMS & MAI MUYO vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE“Stompa” by Serena Rider heralds the entrance of the two-woman team, as Miranda Williams and Mai Muyo make their entrance together. The two haven’t been quite as inseparable since Miranda’s big reveal of her lineage, but they look to be a solid unit here, trading tips and last-minute thoughts as they slap hands and enter the ring. There’s a ruckus from within the audience, and Banned From Everywhere comes a’stormin’ through the Belcher audience, PCPL in hand, Justin and Bill a’bounding over the guardrails and a’rollin’ into the ring. The four shake hands, and it’s Justin Sane starting off against Miranda Williams.
Justin and Miranda open with a lockup, though Justin is constantly twisting and turning the hold with theatrics, even cartwheeling out at one point. Miranda does a cartwheel to match, smiling. Mai and Bill encourage the two occasional lovebirds to, y’know, fight, and Miranda gets the memo early, coming at Justin with hard kicks. Justin trips up Miranda by catching the leg, almost on instinct, and flips over into a half-Boston Crab. Miranda gets to the ropes and Justin releases, going up to the top rope…and appears to forget what he was doing there. He waves hi to Miranda, who waves hi to him – before crotching him on the top rope! Miranda climbs up, going for the superplex – but Justin suddenly comes at Miranda with headbutts and knocks her from her perch to the mat below!
Before Justin can leap from the top like a graceful rhino, however, Miranda smartly gets the tag to Mai, who runs toward the turnbuckles—Justin leaps off past Mai, but Mai runs up the turnbuckles and flips off behind Justin, D-Bry style, before catching him with a spin kick to the jaw! Mai begins to drive the forearms in the corner, Justin swinging back on instinct and the two have a small brawl in the middle of the ring—before Mai pulls Justin in to a…hug? Justin hugs Mai back, but then Mai throws him with a belly to belly! That wasn’t all that nice, and Mai looks a bit apologetic.
Awesome Bill tags in and charges right at Mai with a clothesline—she ducks with a split, but catches a boot to the back of the neck for her trouble! Here, Bill takes control with a bit of ground and pound, striking a more serious note tonight. After a big tilt-a-whirl slam doesn’t get even a long two-count, he hooks Mai up for a Powerbomb…
BUT YOU CAN”T POWERBOMB MAI MUYO!
Hurricarana sends Bill flying, Mai off the ropes with a diving shoulderblock, taking Bill down once, twice, Bill swings, Mai hooks under, up and down again…Mai Muyo is doing the Five Moves Of Doom! Rather than pull a “You Can’t See Me,” howeer, Mai makes the sign of the cross blessing and leaps up to the top rope, looking for the Savior Splash—but ABFD rolls out of the way as Mai crashes and burns! Awesome Bill off the top rope – FREEBIRD! He goes for the cover on Mai as Justin blocks Miranda’s entrance: 1-2-3!
Winners by pinfall in 7:32…Banned From Everywhere!
Justin and Bill help Mai up as Miranda looks a bit miffed, but handshakes all around close the match out. Mai pulls Bill in for a moment before he goes and whispers something to him, but the camera doesn’t catch the sound as Bill nods.
DANNY TAYLOR vs. CHRIS EVANS"The Trooper" plays as Chris Evans makes his way to the ring. He slides in and then calls for a microphone.
CE: This is rediculous. Here I am, the best wrestler on this roster by far, and I'm in the one of the opening matches of the card. And look at the trash we have in the main event. An old, past his prime Alexander Darling? I hope he dosen't break a hip walking to the ring. And Matt Folz?? Are you kidding me? My back still hurts from carrying him so much when he was my subordinate in the New Guard.
Evans looks like he can continue for a while, but thankfully the egocentric asshole is cut off as "Here Comes the Boom" plays and Danny Taylor comes out to a nice pop.
Evans nails Taylor with a cheap shot as he's trying to get into the ring, then drags him into the corner and begins to connect with hard chops as the bell rings. Evans tries to Irish Whip Taylor out of the corner, but the big man reverses and nails Evans with a clothesline that nearly turns him inside out. Taylor starts kicking Evans's ass all over the ring with his high impact offense. He sets up for the Dynamite Drop, but Evans escapes and hits a low blow right in front of the referee.
Winner by Disqualification in 4:40, Dynamite Danny Taylor
Post match, an enraged Evans slides out of the ring and grabs a chair. He slides back in and nails Taylor right between the eyes. He continues to connect with hard shots to Taylor's back and ribs until OOWF officials finally manage to drag him away. The medical staff comes out to help Taylor out of the ring.
KZ vs. TEXPRESS – Three Stages of Hel Match 2 – Chain MatchThis is not going to be pretty. Both teams make it to the ring, both are already show signs of war. Chad and Moose are jawing the entire time, and they demand that they be chained together. The referee shakes his head no, but kz threaten to walk out of the match if he doesn’t. Moose and Chad both grab the chain and strap it around their wrists. The referee shakes his head and shrugs and straps Zane and LD together, then makes a show out of getting the HELL out of the way before he calls for the bell.
We get an immediate tug of war. Zane has more power than LD, and slowly inches him toward him. Moose and Chad are pretty evenly matched with neither getting the advantage. As LD gets close to Zane, he wraps the chain around his fist and lunges at him, catching him with a punch right to the forehead that knocks the Texan into the corner. Chad turns his attention from Moose for a fraction of a second and Moose charges in and clotheslines Chad to the mat.
LD knees Zane in the gut doubling him over, then grabs his head and repeatedly slams his knee into his face. Moose grabs Chad and pulls him to his feet and whips him to the ropes and tries another chain clothesline, but Chad ducks it and POPS Moose with a SUPERKICK that sends him to the mat. Chad turns his attention to the corner where Zane is taking repeated knees to the face. Chad tries to make the save, but Moose grabs the chain and pulls Chad to the mat. Moose and Chad crawl on their hands and knees to the middle of the ring and begin HAMMERING one another with punches.
In the corner, LD lets Zane go and the big man staggers out of the corner and falls to his knees. LD wraps the chain around Zane’s head and slams him into the middle turnbuckle. Zane falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring to the floor, blood running down his face. LD falls to the mat and follows him, this will end poorly for someone.
Inside the ring, Moose grabs Chad by the head and begins BITING him. Chad shoves him away then grabs the chain and WHIPS Moose right upside the head with it! The chain wraps around Moose’s head and smacks him in the eye! Jack immediately crumples to the mat holding his face. Chad gets to his feet and grabs Moose by the hair, and as he pulls him up, we see a pool of blood on the mat, and blood POURING from a nasty gash right over Moose’s eye. Chad actually looks shocked for a moment, but then recovers quickly enough to POP Moose with a superkick to the face and cover him, but Moose kicks out at two.
On the outside, LD grabs Zane and tries to whip him into the post. Zane shows impressive agility for a big man and slides across the ring in front of the post, lands on his feet and grabs the chain and pulls LD right into the post! LD’s head THUDS off the post and he falls to the floor. Zane slips in and out of the ring freeing the chain, then pulls LD up, scoops him up and slams him back first into the post, then dumps him in a chair sitting next to the guardrail. Zane takes a few steps back and charges and catches LD with a boot to the side of the head that slams his head into the guardrail. LD falls to the floor, and soon enough HE is bleeding, from the ear. Zane pulls him up and rolls him under the bottom rope and follows him into the ring.
Inside the ring, there is blood everywhere. Chad has Moose in the corner and is hammering him with punches to the face, Moose’s blood is all over Chad’s hand, and he looks at the ref with that “maybe you should stop this” look but the ref shakes his head. Moose slams Chad in the face with a headbutt and he staggers away. Zane covers LD, but Moose charges out of the corner and connects with a kick to Zane’s head breaking it up at two. Moose grabs Zane and gouges his eyes and pulls him to his feet, Moose goes for a spinning back fist, but Zane catches him and dumps him to the mat with a BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!
Across the ring, Chad sends LD to the ropes and back drops him, then waits for LD to stand and connects with a drop kick to the jaw that sends him to the corner. As LD staggers into the corner, the chain pulls Zane, who was setting Moose up for the HELLEVATOR. With Zane off balance, Moose springs off the ropes and connects with a BUISAKU KNEE to the face! Zane falls back into the corner against LD, and LD immediately wraps the chain around Zane’s throat and begins to choke him out.
Moose is still on the mat, having lost a lot of blood already, Chad tries to save Zane, but Moose grabs the chain and pulls Chad to the mat. Moose and Chad wrap the chain around their fists and start hammering one another. Moose is quickly losing strength, but he is too hate filled to quit. LD has Zane barely conscious at this point, and he keeps the chain looped around his throat and dumps him over the top rope! LD pulls the chain, dragging Zane to his feet, Zane claws at his throat and second referee races to the ring to be right there if he decides to quit! Chad knows he cannot save his partner, so he grabs Moose by the head and starts hammering him with punches until he has the madman on the mat. Chad covers Moose, but Moose kicks out at two. Chad shoots a worried look toward his partner, then just begins hammering punches down on Moose’s face. Finally, the referee sees Moose can no longer protect himself and he calls for the bell!
WINNERS in 27:54 – Texpress
Chad gets to his feet and yells for the ref to make LD release the hold, the referee and security all get to the ring and finally LD lets go of the chain and Zane falls to the floor in a heap. The chains come off and Chad slides out of the ring to check on his partner while LD turns around and sees Moose gushing blood and yells for a towel and EMT’s
STANK vs. FIREWOMAN – OOWF Onslaught Title MatchRing Announcer Mike Elevenbee:
Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is for the Onslaught Championship. Introducing first, the challenger, now making her home in New Orleans, Louisiana. She weighed in tonight at 135 pounds…. Firewoman!War Child blares out & Firewoman comes down to the ring, with a look of pure determination on her face. The music fades and we hear this…
Ring Announcer Mike Elevenbee:
And her opponent, th reigning and defending Onslaught Champion. He weighed in tonight at 335 pounds. From Atlanta Georgia….. STANK!
"Skin" starts to play, and Stank makes his way to the ring, ignoring the crowd’s reaction to him.
Inside the ring, the referee gives them their instructions and calls for the bell. Stank charges right at Fire. Fire takes him to the mat with a drop toe hold that slams Stank’s head off the turnbuckle. She immediately slides out of the ring and waits on the apron, as Stank gets to one knee, she springs over the top rope and drops a leg across the back of Stank’s head sending him back to the mat. Fire grabs Stank’s leg and pulls him to the ring post and SLAMS Stank’s knee into the post several times. Stank snarls in pain and grabs his leg and pulls himself back to the middle of the ring.
Fire slides into the ring and grabs his leg and flips over Stank’s head pulling his hamstring hard. Fire falls on Stank and covers, but Stank powers out at one.
Fire gets to her feet and waits for Stank to get to one knee, then hammers him with kicks to the side and side of the head. Fire goes for the finishing kick to the head, but Stank catches her leg, stands up and pulls Fire toward him and nearly decapitates her with a clothesline. Stank can’t immediately follow up, he limps to the ropes and tries to stretch his knee back out. Fire gets to her feet and charges at Stank, but Stank backdrops her over the top rope. Fire lands on the apron, drops to the floor and pulls Stank to the mat, then slams his bad leg onto the apron. Stank grabs his knee in pain and Fire races around the ring and climbs to the top rope and hits a FIRESAULT! She covers again, this time he gets a two count before the big man kicks out.
Fire slams the mat in frustration and gets back to her feet and climbs the ropes again. She waits for Stank to get to his feet and tries a cross body block, but Stank played just a little possum on that one and catches Fire, then spins her around for a black hole slam, but drops her across his knee, pulls her back up and shoves her into the turnbuckle, Fire slams into the corner sternum first and staggers backward and Stank lifts her and KILLS her with a BURNING HAMMER! Fire gets folded in half and looks out of it. Stank grabs her arm and pulls her to her feet right into a short arm clothesline. He drops an elbow across Fire’s chest and covers, but Fire shows resilience and kicks out at two.
Stank pulls Fire to her feet and sends her into the corner, then charges in with a clothesline. Fire staggers out of the corner, dazed. As Stank reaches for her from behind, Fire NAILS him on top of the head with a PELE KICK! Stank staggers back into the corner, Fire gets to her feet and shakes her head trying to clear the cobwebs, then turns and charges in and tries a splash, but Stank SWATS her to the mat. Fire hits the back of her head HARD on the mat and rolls out of the ring. Stank leaves and gives chase, as he is pulling Fire to her feet Fire nails him with a kick to the knee, then slides back into the ring. Stank recovers, just barely, and gets into the ring just before referee gets to ten. Fire springs off the middle rope and catches Stank with a springboard elbow to the jaw, as Stank hits the mat, Fire pounces on him and traps him in the FIRETAMER. Stank fights it and Fire struggles to hold on. Just as Stank reaches for the ropes, she pulls him back to the center of the ring and the Bell Sounds! Firewoman lets go, thinking she’s won the match, but the ring announcer’s proclamation dashes that hope. DECISION: 15 Minute Time limit Draw.
Fire is pleading for 5 more minutes, and the crowd chants their agreement, but the referee just shrugs. Stank has already slid out of the ring, grabbed his belt, and is halfway up the ramp. We see him tap his wrist and tell Fire she couldn’t get it done in time.
SALVATION vs. MURPHY’S LAW – OOWF World Tag Team Title Steel Cage MatchSalvation and The Murphy’s are in the ring and waiting as the cage in lowered… This is for the OWF Tag Team Championship, pinfall, or submission to win. Angelo Barros knows he’s only there for the final call, so he backs up and as soon as the cage in locked down, calls for the bell!
The two teams talk it over for a second, and Eco and Daniella Murphy start out for their respective teams. Murphy has the reach and height, and uses it for the opening minutes to leverage Eco into a corner, then delivers a wicked chop across the chest. Second, then a third chop and Eco ducks under the rope to force some space. The referee push Daniella back, and Eco comes out to meet her. They lock up, Dee goes for a headlock, Eco turns out of it whips Dee to the ropes – Dee rebounds off the ropes with a shoulder tackle, pauses, and runs the ropes again – Eco leap frogs, runs the opposite ropes, Dee ducks her head a bit early going for a back drop, and Eco grabs her by the hair and slams her backward to the mat, tags in Stan, then he stands of Dee’s neck while Stan drops an elbow across her chest.
Stan takes over, and his power offense keeps her off her feet for the next few minutes – power slams into the side of the cage, clotheslines, straight up punches. Dee looks to be rocked when he picks her up, over his shoulder, takes a few running steps and launches her into the side of the cage! Cover by Fulton results in a two count!
Stan picks up Dee and tags in Juni, and they use quick tags and double teams to put the Murphy sister in a bad way. Eco holds Dee up, as Stan rebounds off the ropes for a lariat, she suddenly pulls free and NAILS Stan with an Orton-esque power slam, and Stan’s foot cracks Eco in the head on the rotation! Dee crawls over, and just as Eco gets to his feet she tags in her brother!
DK comes in and cleans house, stunning Eco with a running forearm, then “helps” Stan out of the ring (over the top rope). He turns back to Eco, and starts in on the high impact strikes, and when Eco starts to punch out, Murphy drops him with a double leg take down and works him over with a ground and pound attack, until Eco covers up – there is no 5 count though, so Murphy simply stands up an drops a knee into Eco’s gut! DK drags Eco to his feet, tags in his sister – he points to the sky, DK and Dee grab Eco and PLANT him with a double ura -nage! We gotta name that one! Let’s call it – Boston Strong!
Dee goes for the cover, but Stan is back in and he drags her off of his partner! This brings DK back in and he busts Stan open with a superman punch! Now it is pier 6 time, all four wrestlers going at it hammer and tongs – Stand and DK are both bleeding now! Eco is still shaking off the effects of the double team, and Dee delivers a yakuza kick, putting him back on the mat, she then spins Stan around, kicks him in the gut, spins him BaCK toward he brother, who limbs up the turnbuckles and lifts Stan up for a power bomb, and Dee climbs up – They are going for a TOP ROPE IRISH CAR BOMB!
Fulton grabs the cage and blocks!!! Dee crashes to the mat from the top rope! Fulton bites DK’s forehead, gets one leg free to escape the powerbomb, but DK pitches backward, dragging both Stan and himself over the top to crash to the floor – there is a sickening ‘CLONG’ as one of them hits the step at the bottom!
Eco is back to his feet, and stalking Dee Murphy - he delivers a palm strike to the jaw, spinning back kick to the gut and then drops her center ring with a DDT – he looks around, bows to the crowd, and climbs to the top rope for the Salvation Splash! Ecosystem launches himself into the air…
And DK Murphy appears out of nowhere to spear Eco out of the air! That might have broken Eco in half! DK rolls out of the ring as Dee Murphy groggily gets to her knees, and drops face first to the mat, one arm draped over Eco –
1….2….3….
WINNERS AT 30:16 and NEW OOWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! MURPHY’S LAW!
TOMMY WILDER vs. ALEXIS DARLING – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchAlexis makes her entrance to "Radioactive" and is 100% attitude. She slams some hands but the look on her face says she's serious. YOUR Intercontinental Champion Tommy Wilder enters and it is clear that he has, like the song says, come out to play. He does glad hand and dart around the ring clapping with his music, and just in general celebrating life or something. He gets in the ring and extends a hand to Lexie who looks at it, and then takes it and shakes anyway. The crowd cheers this display of sports-personship. The referee calls for the bell and we're off!
We start off with some VERY fast paced action as these two are not exactly sluggish. Some in the crowd may have trouble keeping up as they fly across the ring, off the ropes, onto the ropes, a few snap suplexes and SOME high flying but nothing major..the occasional elbow drop or missile drop kick. It's all very crowd pleasing. Wilder is smiling and laughing with each move, whereas Alexis continues to carry the serious demeanor. She wants that IC belt back, badly, and thus she's the first one to get the upper hand offense-wise.
Alexis whips Wilder into the corner and then monkey flips him out. Wilder gets up woozy and Alexis catches him with a bitchslap that doesn't help. She hits the ropes and comes out with another dropkick to the gut that doubles him over. She gets up quickly and hits a butterfly suplex into an armbar. Wilder thrashes about for a minute before catching his bearings. Even grounded his flippiness helps him out, as he's able to maneuver around until he can slowly get to his feet, dragging Alexis with him. He tries to counter, but Alexis does still have hold of the arm, and, using his momentum against him, swings him around to the ground, and grabs his other arm. DARLING STOMP! and Wilder's head bounces off the canvas. Alexis rushes to the nearest turnbuckle, and climbs up, setting up a SHOOTING STAR PRESS! She flies, and oh, it's a beauty! So beautiful, in fact, that Wilder rolls away to admire it, and Alexis lands on her feet. A quick balance check, and she spins around to see Wilder on his feet, grinning. He hits the ropes, flies out and hits a Pretty Good Diamond Cutter. He puts her over for the pin, one...two...NO! Alexis kicks out! Wilder gets her to her feet, and almost into a fireman's carry, heading toward the turnbuckle, but no! YOU CAN'T FIREMAN'S CARRY ALEXIS DARLING...unless'n you're actual fireman, that is. Since Wilder is not, Alexis is able to maneuver down to her feet, trapping Wilder's arms and then she does the next to impossible and lifts Wilder...BURNING DRIVER! from out of nowhere! Alexis goes for the cover and it's one...two...NO! Wilder kicks out. Alexis lays back on the mat in disbelief and in a bit of a rest, while Wilder recovers. The referee looks at them and starts the count, but Alexis is up at four, and looks to capitalize, but Wilder is up at five. The two charge and lock up and for a while it's toss up, but Wilder is a bit bigger. He shoves Alexis backward. She bounces off the rope, as does Wilder on the opposite side, but the difference is he turns his into a FACE PLANT! Alexis spins and falls and Wilder immediately runs up to the top rope and without waiting flieeeeeeeees....NO! Now it's Alexis's turn to move, and Wilder hits the canvas hard. He was expecting her to be there and is stunned for a bit. Alexis is on her feet, but the referee insists on checking on Wilder.
Wilder has made his way to the side and is using the ropes to assist his climb and looking not at all steady on his feet. The referee is talking to him and he appears to be kind of answering, but not sure he's making any sorts of sense the referee turns toward the time keeper's table, but Alexis is not having any of that and SUPERKICK! right to Wilder's jaw! The crowd boos this a bit as not being very sports-person-like. As Wilder spins around to fall, Alexis grabs his arms behind her and gets him up, over...BITCH KILLER! Alexis goes for the pin, and one...two...THREE!!
WINNER in 29:18 and NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Alexis Darling
The crowd kind of boos this a bit, however Alexis doesn't care as she holds her back and raises the IC belt high above her head before rolling out the ring and walking slowly to the back, belt still held high.
KZ vs. TEXPRESS – Three Stages of Hell, Match 3 – Taipei Fence MatchThe “cage” (its made of barbed wire nailed to wood beams) is set up, barbed wire has been wrapped around the ropes, a variety of weapons are strewn in the ring and all four men have dipped their hands in glue and broken glass. If you are squeamish……well then you probably shouldn’t be watching the OOWF in the first place. The four men step into the cage and the jawing begins. Texpress look at the plunder and mock LD and Moose about needing weapons. Moose and LD counter their pointed argument by questioning their manhood in a match like this. More words are exchanged, diplomacy breaks down and the fighting begins!
Moose’s eye looks like it has been sewn back into his head, so naturally Chad digs at the stitches trying to tear them out. LD has fresh stitches on the side of his head, Zane hammers him, but that just makes the Canadian mad and he slams Zane right on the bridge of the nose with a headbutt that drops him to his knees, blood pouring out of what is certainly a broken nose. Chad chases Moose across the ring and tries to slam his face into the wire, but Moose holds on to the cage and catches Chad with a mule kick to the jewels that sends the cowboy to the ground. Moose grabs Chad and throws him between the ropes into the wire, then hits the opposite ropes, catching his back on the wire, and landing a boot to the back of Chad’s head that sends him even harder into the barbs. Chad slumps to the mat, blood running off his face. Moose turns his attention to Zane.
Kz pulls the Texan up and sends him to the ropes, then takes him down with double drop toe holds that send him face first into the wire. Moose slams his boot onto the back of Zane’s head and tries to push his head through the wire. While he is doing this, LD lands repeated kicks to his ribs. Across the ring, Chad gets to his feet and grabs a kendo stick, he charges across the ring, Moose turns and sees him, but it is too late, Moose takes a shot from the kendo right across the face, he falls to the mat in pain. LD swings at Chad, but Chad ducks it and catches LD with a kendo shot to the head that drops him to the mat.
Chad grabs LD’s leg and repeatedly kicks his hamstring, then locks him in a FIGURE FOUR, the crowd responds with the appropriate WOOOOOOOO! LD will not give up, so Chad takes a page from Adam Cole’s playbook and begins repeatedly kicking LD in the face. LD falls to the mat, but before the referee can count his shoulders down, Moose grabs a chair and brings it down right on top of Chad’s head! Chad falls to the mat and appears to be out cold!
Zane sees this and charges across the ring and SPEARS Moose into the side of the cage! The wood support breaks and Moose gets snagged in the wire! He is helpless! Zane staggers back to the middle of the ring and checks on Chad, who is barely moving. His eyes are glassy and he looks like he has no idea where he is. Zane waits for LD to get to his feet then lifts him up and POWERBOMBS him to the mat! Zane covers, one, two….NO! LD kicks out!
Zane pulls LD up but LD kicks him in the knee, Zane doubles over and LD hits the CANADIAN DESTROYER! LD covers, but Zane kicks out at two! LD walks to the corner and sets up a ladder that had been sitting there. He heads toward Moose and with his urging, grabs his arm and PULLS him out of the wire! Moose howls in pain and is sliced open all over the place. LD grabs Zane and whips him at Moose and Moose BLASTS him with a chair shot to the head! They set Zane up for a SPIKE PILEDRIVER, Moose climbs to the top of the ladder while LD lifts the big man. Across the ring, Chad staggers to his feet and can barely stand. He stumbles toward the ladder and SUPERKICKS the ladder! The ladder falls, but Moose grabs the wood beam running across the top of the roof and hangs there helplessly.
LD shoves Zane aside and connects with a THUNDEROUS enzuguri to the side of Chad’s head, Chad falls to the mat and LD pounces on him and traps him in the CROSSFACE! Zane gets to his feet and grabs Moose and POWERBOMBS him onto the LADDER! He folds Moose up and covers, one, two, THREE…..but wait…..Chad also tapped out to the crossface! Who wins?
Medics immediately storm the ring, and no one is moving very well. Officials gather outside the ring and huddle to see if we have a conclusive finish. The end is replayed on the OOTron and we see that the referee’s hand came down for the three a FRACTION of a second before Chad tapped out, Texpress wins!
WINNERS in 40:40 – Texpress! Texpress wins Three Stages of Hell 2-1 and wins the Best of Seven Series 4-3
All four men are stretchered to the back as a clearly concerned GM Nate looks on shaking his head.
SUICIDE KINGS vs. GHOSTHEAD, ALEXANDER DARLING & MATT FOLZ – Kings Corner Match, Whoever Gets the Pin Fall Wins the World Title"Breaking Benjamin" by Diary of Jane brings out the Suicide Kings: Jason Allen, Joey Reyna and Christian Carter. The three make their way to the ring climb in. All the while the boos rain down and the three men give the crowd notice that they’re “number one.” Sort of.
Referee Junior Hale is in charge of this one. He gives each three a warning that he’s not above tossing any of them if things get out of hand.
The Kings, in response, give Hale the what’s-for and explain that they’re the better wrestlers and have no need for shenanigans. And if any of you believe that I’ll sell you this watch. It’s a Rolex. No really! They just misspelled it on this one.
Porcelain & The Tramps’s “King Of The World” leads out OOWF Grand Slam Champion Alexander Darling. He pauses at the top of the ramp to bask in the crowd’s cheer. Darling gets to the ring, but doesn’t climb in. He turns as his music fades.
“Battle without Honor or Humanity” by Tomoyasu Hotei brings out OOWF Imperial Onslaught Champion Matt Folz with his briefcase. He walks down the aisle to a mix of boos and cheers. Folz acknowledges neither and give the manly nod of “Let’s Do This” to Darling. Folz eyes the Kings in the ring with what can only be described as a seething hate. Messing with his wife has moved the Kings to the top of Folz’s sh** list.
The OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Ghosthead is out to his music, "Divide The Hate" by Submersed. Folz and Darling turn to wait the arrival. The single spotlight follows the champ to the ringside area. He slightly acknowledges Darling and Folz and the three circle the ring going in different locations. Darling is on the far side, Folz sets his briefcase down on the Moroccan Announce Table and Ghosthead is front and center.
The Suicide Kings retreat to the once side not with an opponent and wait. Darling, Folz and GH climb into the ring. Hale calls for the bell and we’re on.Ghosthead and Reyna start things out. Collered-elbow lockup. Reyna backs GH to a corner and when Hale calls for the break attempts to throw a cheap shot. GH is wise to it; he blocks the punch, pulls Reyna into the corner and starts knocking Reyna’s head back and forth with alternating punches.
Hale finally gets Ghosthead out of the corner and Reyna stumbles to his corner and tags in Carter. Carter comes in and tries a clothesline, but Ghosthead ducks and NAILS Carter with a Superkick. Carter slumps to the canvas and GH covers. ONE! TWO!! Carter kicks out.
Ghosthead tags in Folz. It doesn’t take Folz long to start just beating the living tar out of Carter. This ain’t wrestling. This is a whipping. Finally Hale can’t allow this to continue and pulls Folz off. Carter has enough frame of mind to roll to his corner and Allen comes in.
Folz backs to his corner and Darling is tagged in. Allen and Darling lock up in the middle of the ring. The two grapple and Allen turns Darling into the Kings’ corner. A good ol’ fashioned mudhole is stomped into Darling as Carter, Allen and Reyna tag in and out before five counts as Hale is counting non-stop.
Finally Hale gets the Kings to let Darling up and Darling collapses in the center of the ring. Reyna is the legal man for the Kings and he makes the cover. Darling kicks out after a two count. Darling rolls to his corner and tags in Ghosthead while Reyna tags in Carter.
Carter and GH go back and forth for a few minutes as GH tries to take the big man down. Finally Carter gets the advantage and whips GH into the ropes, Ghosthead bounces off and Carter gets him up and around... FINAL TESTIMONY! Carter covers... ONE! TWO!! THR... NO! Darling is in to break it up!
Jason Allen comes in and starts in on Darling. The two beat on each other until Allen is thrown out of the ring. Allen isn’t hurt that badly that he cannot get back up. He makes it to the apron where he’s met by a hurtling Darling who Suicide Diving at Allen. Both go flying and crash through the side of the Moroccan Announce Table hard. Splinters and other pieces of wood are everywhere.
Reyna comes in but is met by Folz who suplexes Reyna out of the ring and follows him out to finish him off. Folz looks up and notices Carter coming into the ring as Ghosthead is starting to stir. Folz starts to come in, sees Carter with a pair of brass knuckles on, and moves around towards the Announce Tables.
With Hale checking on Darling and Allen, Carter comes in and levels Ghosthead with the brass knuckles. Ghosthead drops like a rock through a wet paper bag. Carter hides the knucks, gets Hale’s attention and covers. Though this has taken precious seconds... ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!!!
Your winner in 13:21 and NEW OOWF World Heavyweight Champion... CHRISTIAN CARTER!As Hale has Carter’s arm raised, Darling is back into the ring and nails Carter in the back. Darling with a mount and wailing away at Carter. Folz has his briefcase and slides into the ring. He hands it to Hale and says he’s cashing in!!!
Hale confirms as Darling rolls out. Carter climbs to his feet all woozy like, but apparently tells Hale he can continue, but he might be in LA-LA land. No matter as Hale calls for the bell.Folz kicks Carter in the ankle and Carter crouches down to grab the injured limb. Folz in quickly... OLYMPIC SLAM!!!! Cover!
ONE! TWO! THREE!!!!!
Your winner in 0:39 and NEW OOWF World Heavyweight Champion... MATT FOLZ!Folz quickly slides out as the Suicide Kings finally scramble into the ring, but there’s no one left to fight as Darling and Ghosthead are long gone and Folz stands halfway up the ramp holding up the title he’s worked so hard for so long on. What an ending to 2013!Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action! Be sure to check out the Dance of Death 10 PPV, coming to you Live! Sunday January 26th, 2014, LIVE! from Hell, Michigan! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem! Wednesday, January 1st, 2014, Live! From Quiggleville, Pennsylvania. Did you see something you really liked? Post it here in the 2013 Awards Reminder Thread. Please join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights! And be sure to check out the full OOWF Archive and read up on the 9-year plus history of the OOWF!
