OOWF MidWeek Mayhem: OOWF Invitational Round 1
Live! From Climax, Saskatchewan
January 29, 2014
Corax BracketJOEY REYNA vs. AKIRU TORNADOReyna attacks before the bell and hammers Tornado with punches and kicks, then backs him into the corner and lights him up with chops. Reyna lets Tornado stagger out of the corner and charges at him with a clothesline, but Tornado catches him with a crescent kick to the jaw that sends the tag team champion to the mat. Tornado waits for Reyna to get to his feet then catches him with a series of chops to the chest followed by a throat thrust that sends Reyna staggering back to the corner.
Tornado charges into the corner, but Reyna moves out of the way and Tornado slams into the turnbuckle sternum first. Reyna grabs him from behind and lifts him for a belly to back suplex, then springboards his legs off the top rope and DRIVES him to the mat with a chokeslam. The back of Tornado’s head hits the mat hard and he is dazed. Reyna covers, but Tornado kicks out at two.
Reyna yells at Tornado to get to his feet, each time he is about to stand up, Reyna kicks him in the face. On the fourth try, Tornado catches Reyna’s leg and stands up and sweeps the other to the mat and goes for the SHARPSHOOTER! Reyna makes it to the ropes and forces the break, then slides out of the ring and sits on the apron for a moment to collect himself. Tornado grabs him by the hair and tries to pull him into the ring, but Reyna guillotines him on the top rope sending him staggering back into the ring.
Joey rolls in and pulls Tornado to his feet and 713 TIL I DIE, then waits for Tornado to struggle to his feet and DESTROYS him with the OH EM GEE! Reyna covers and gets the three count advancing to the second round of the tournament.
WINNER in 5:01 – Joey Reyna
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. AWESOME BILL FROM DAWSONVILLEBill starts out fast, using the POWER OF THE PCPL! to nail Darling with powerful right hands. He whips Darling out of the corner and connects with the Mason Dixon Line. Bill heads up top and looks for the Freebird, but Darling moves out of the way. Darling gets to his feet and then hits a Brainbusta, then a curbstomp and then he heads up top: DARK DARLING RISING!. 1, 2, 3.
WINNER by pinfall in 1:35 and advancing in the Invitational: Alexander Darling.
POWER vs. ECOSYSTEMA flash of pink pyro and
Helloween's "Power” brings out Power, carrying her pink and purple aluminum baseball bat. She has a smile on her face, though quite distant. She climbs into the ring and takes a couple of swings with the bat as if she's in the batters box, then uses the bat to stretch and warm up.
PA: “Morgan had a dream…Buffet had a dream…Muyo have a dream.”
A slightly remixed Kendrick Lamar’s “Backseat Freestyle” plays over the PA system as Ecosystem comes out at the top of the ramp, full suit, and microphone in hand.
Eco: The friend of my sister is my sister as well. I remember how hard you fought against her, and how you tried to help her when others were against her.
Eco takes off his jacket at the timekeeper's table, opposite the ramp.
Eco: But is my sister my responsibility? Is it my job to protect her from others, or is it my job to administer....tough love?
He removes his slacks, and as he does so the Draculs charge the ring and administer yet another beatdown on Power. Eco takes off his shirt and tie and leaves all but his tie at the announcer's table before climbing into the ring. He stands in the corner watching the beatdown as the referee finally calls for security to remove the Draculs from the area.
Eco: (to the ref) RING THE DAMN BELL!
Power has been busted open by the Draculs assault and Eco takes advantage by kicking and punching away at the more muscular woman. Power fights her way to her knees but Eco hits the ropes and pops her with a Shining Wizard. Eco goes for the quick pin but Power kicks out at 2 with authority. Eco tries to get Power up for the Endgame but Power reverses it somehow into a Swinging Neckbreaker! Power is woozy and bleeding but gets to her feet and comes after Eco but a quick Greco-Roman eye poke stops Power in her tracks. Eco takes his tie and wraps it around Power's neck in a blatant choke. The referee would be intervening but coming down the ramp laughing and pointing is Chloe. She threatens to enter the ring and that has the referee distracted so he doesn't see the choking of Power. Finally the referee turns and orders Eco to get rid of the tie. He does so and engages the referee in an argument over the likelihood of Chris Christie actually knowing about Bridgegate. He turns and Power charges him with a SPEAR! Wobbly legged, Power locks in a front facelock and lifts Eco … but she's too close to the ropes and Chloe reaches in and pulls hard and Power falls on her back with Eco on top. The referee misses this, of course, and starts to count. Chloe grabs Power's legs and holds them down out of sight of the referee, and Eco gets the three count!
WINNER in 6:16 – Ecosystem Chloe backs up the ramp laughing and pointing as Ecosystem insists the referee keep raising his hand. Power grabs the tie from the corner and wraps it around Ecosystem's neck choking him! She whips Ecosystem into the ropes...GORILLA SLAM! Ecosystem is on dream street as he stands up...SPEAR! As if to punctuate her anger, Power picks up Eco...POWER DRIVER!
Power rolls out of the ring, picks up her baseball bat and Eco's clothing, rolls back into the ring, and dumps all his clothing on top of him. She then sends the business end of the bat into his nether regions and holds the bat high over her head to the cheers of the crowd. She rolls out of the ring and up the ramp, still very angry and bloody, as the referee tries to get Ecosystem out of the ring.
TOMMY WILDER vs. MIRANDA WILLIAMSAfter 15 minutes of back and forth between Wilder's speed and Miranda's technical ability, Miranda hits a dropkick that sends Wilder falling out of the ring. Miranda quickly surprises Wilder by diving over the top and hitting a plancha. Both get back to their feet and Miranda charges looking for a clothesline. But Wilder ducks and backdrops Miranda onto the Peruvian Announce Table. Wilder heads up top and.... My God.. AIRWALK that sends both crashing through the table. As the crowd starts a well deserved "holy shit" chant, Wilder uses the last bit of his energy to roll Miranda into the ring and cover for the 3 count.
WINNER in 16:20 and advancing in the Invitational: Tommy Wilder
Semaj B. BracketALEXIS DARLING vs. EMBER BLACKPOOL"Blair Witch" Ember Blackpool is out first to a chorus of boos. He ignores them and climbs into the ring. He drapes the black cape he wore over one of the ring posts and tells Referee Davis Hightower to get on with it.
“Life is Beautiful” by Sixx AM blares from the sound system and Alexis Darling, dressed all in black of course, walks down the entrance ramp. A 50/50 mix of boos and cheers greet her, all ignored. Her anger at the recent loss of the OOWF Intercontinental Championship is readily apparent.
Alexis climbs in the ring and before Hightower can call for the bell, she attacks.
Darling throws elbows and punches to the face of Blackpool and staggers him back to the corner. He slides down the turnbuckle until he’s sitting on the mat. Darling doesn’t stop however and knees Blackpool in the face over and over.
Hightower finally manages to drag Darling away from the corner and checks on Blackpool. Blood is pouring from his forehead but the Blair Witch waves Hightower off and says he can continue. Hightower looks askance at Ember, but calls for the bell anyway.
The peals from the bell are barely fading before Darling is back in and throwing knees and fists and feet until Blackpool is laid out on the mat.
The crowd boos these tactics and Darling steps back to glare at the crowd. If looks could kill, this would be the site of the largest mass murder in history. Darling’s incensed and it appears Ember Blackpool is going to be the recipient of Lexie’s torment.
Darling spits at the crowd, moves to the corner and picks Blackpool up. BITCH KILLER! Darling covers and Hightower makes the count.
ONE... TWO... THREE!
WINNER in 3:41 via pinfall... ALEXIS DARLING!
Hightower goes to raise Darling’s arm, but she rips it out his hand and flings the blood that’s collected on her hands at Hightower’s face. Darling drops to the mat, rolls out of the ring and storms up the ramp to the back. EMTs are out to help Blackpool to OOWF Medical.
LD WILLIAMS vs. STAN FULTONLD and Stan meet in the middle of the ring, despite the crowd booing both of them, they don’t seem to even notice. They smirk at the boos and shake hands, which draws more boos from the crowd. The bell rings and they lock up and Stan grabs a side headlock and LD sends him to the ropes, but Stan knocks him down on the rebound. LD pops to his feet and charges at Stan, but Stan takes him to the mat with a judo throw, and when LD pops back up, Stan catches him with a spinning kick right behind the ear that sends LD to the floor.
LD regroups for a moment and climbs back into the ring and they lock up again, this time LD goes low and kicks Stan’s knee, then sweeps his legs sending the big man to the mat. LD grabs his legs and tries a figure four, but Stan kicks him off sending him into the corner, as LD comes back out of the corner, Stan gets to one knee and takes LD over to the mat with a fireman’s carry into an arm bar.
The match continues back and forth with neither man keeping the advantage for long. LD uses his speed advantage to try and ground the big man, while Stan uses his weight advantage to wear LD down. The end comes when LD grabs Stan and tries to drop him with a cossface. Stan fights the move for all he’s worth and manages to grab LD around the waist and PLANT him with a belly to belly suplex, then get to his feet and bound off the ropes DROP LINE! Stan covers, hooking LD hard and gets the one, two, THREE! Stan Fulton advances to the second round of the Invitational.
WINNER in 18:11 – Stan Fulton
The crowd still boos them both, even when Stan helps LD off the mat. They shake again, once again drawing the ire of the crowd and leave the ring together. On the way to the back, they both mock the fans booing them and laugh after tearing up a few signs.
CHRISTIAN CARTER vs. MAI MUYOChristian Carter is announced first, and he comes out without his suicide king teammates. The crowd boos, and Carter stops to jaw with some fans before sliding in the ring and posing on the turnbuckles. The new Intercontinental champ is announced to a chorus of cheers. Mai comes out with her belt around her waist like any good champ, and slaps hands with fans as she makes her way ringside. Mai mounts a
turnbuckle, and lifts her title up high to another loud pop. The ref goes over some last minute instructions and then calls for the bell.
Mai extends a hand, and Carter takes it, but quickly pulls her in for a short arm clothesline. He follows up with several stiff boots, and then picks her up and slams her down. He covers, but Mai kicks out at one. Carter irish whips her into the corner, but when he follows in, she dodges out and he eats the buckle. As Carter turns, Mai hits a big dropkick that sends Carter back first into the corner. Mai backs up, charges, and then nails a running knee and follows it up with a bulldog. Mai covers, but also only gets one.
Both are up slower now, neither willing to make the next mistake. Carter tries to lock up, but Mai avoids it and goes for a kick that Carter catches. Mai instantly counter with an enziguri, and Carter is rocked. Mai follow up with some forearm shots rocking Carter backwards. Mai leaps up for a hurricanran, but Carter counters and switches it into a boston crab. Mai refuses to tap and is able to pull herself to the ropes to get the break. Carter gives her no chance to recover however and lays in several stiff knees to the back. He then lifts her up for a gut wrench powerbomb, but Mai can't be powerbombed, and she reverses it into a face plant.
At this point Jason Allen comes running down the ramp and jumps onto the apron. The ref sees it and cuts him off. While this is happening, Jose comes out of the crowd and jumps onto the opposite apron and nails Mai in the back of the head with a loaded fist and she drops. Carter covers, and Jason drops down. The ref turns sees Carter making the pin and counts the three.
WINNER via pinfall in 12:14 Christian Carter
Post match a groggy Mai comes to in the ring as the Suicide Kings celebrate back up the ramp.
JASON ALLEN vs. RADU DRACULRadu is out first and the crowd boos the Black Hand member mercilessly. Jason Allen is announced that the tag champ is also booed loudly. Before the bell even rings, Allen reaches in and grabs Radu’s leg and pulls him out of the ring and runs him face first into the ringpost! Dracul falls to the floor writhing in pain. When we see him again, he is split wide open and POURING blood. Allen stands over him and smirks, then pulls him up and rolls him into the ring, the referee calls for the bell and this one is officially underway!
Allen stands over a prone Dracul and mocks him. As Radu pulls himself up Allen knees him in the face. Radu crawls to the ropes and pulls himself up on wobbly legs and staggers over to Allen and spits a mouthful of blood in his face momentarily blinding Allen. Radu takes him to the mat and hammers him with punches, but Allen rakes his eyes forcing the break.
As Allen stands up he snarls and waits for Radu to stand, then POPS him with a SUPERKICK! Radu hits the mat and looks just about out of it, blood is EVERYWHERE. Allen pulls Dracul up, he can barely stand at this point and lands a PELE kick. Radu collapses to the mat and the referee looks like he is about to stop it, but Allen steps in and pulls him up and hits the ROYAL FLUSH and mercifully ends this with a three count.
WINNER in 3:22 – Jason Allen
Spin Hansen BracketDK MURPHY vs. VLAD DRACULBoth men are in the ring and as the bell rings Vlad tries to attack DK from behind, but DK hears him coming and turns around and blocks his punch and peppers Vlad with shots of his own, rocking the Romanian Nightmare back on his heels. DK whips Vlad to the ropes and elevates him with a big back body drops. As Vlad gets to his feet, DK clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor, then heads out of the ring after him.
DK grabs Vlad and slams his head against the table then whips him toward the barricade, but Vlad stops himself, turns around and charges at DK, and gets backdropped on the floor for his effort. Vlad howls in pain, but DK grabs him and rolls him into the ring. When DK gets in he pulls Vlad up, and Vlad rakes his eyes, then knees him in the gut and takes him to the mat with a swinging neckbreaker. Vlad covers, but DK kicks out at one. Vlad gets to his feet and bounds off the ropes and drops a knee across DK’s chest and covers again, but once again DK kicks out at two. Vlad yells at the referee to count faster, then gets up and once again yells at the crowd.
Vlad pulls DK to his feet and taunts the crowd, then swings wildly at DK, who easily ducks it, catches him and hits and atomic drop sending Vlad to the ropes, on the rebound DK the WICKED LEFT and Vlad drops. DK pulls Vlad to his feet and hooks him and lifts him for a suplex, and DRIVES him down with a brainbuster, keeps hold on him pulls him up again, hooks him, and hits the CHOMP! He covers, the referee slaps the mat three times, and DK Murphy moves to the second round of the invitational!
WINNER in 7:06 – DK Murphy
CHAD MADISON vs. FIREWOMANChad Madison makes his way to the ring, soaking in the cheers of the crowd… Now sooner that he hits the ring than Firewoman comes out on stage, and the cheers just keep on!
Once she hits the ring, Fire and Chad shake hands, wave to the crowd, and get set – Angelo Barros call for the bell… And HERE WE GO!
Fire and Chad circle for a moment, lock up center ring, and launch into a fast chain-wrestling sequence, neither gaining advantage. They break, go off of opposite ropes, Fire ducks a clothesline, opposite ropes, Chad ducks a clothesline, and both wrestlers pull to a stop.
Chad shakes his head and applauds, Fire nods and gets ready – they lock up again, Fire with a side headlock, Chad pushes her off to the ropes – Fire rebounds and surprises Chad with a dropkick to his legs, elbow drop, she goes for a second elbow but Chad rolls out of the way, then covers her! Fire kicks out at 1 –
Back to their feet, Chad fakes a Irish whip and pulls Fire back into a short-arm clothesline to take control. He transitions to the legs, moving from spinning toe-hold to single leg Boston Crab – Fire fights her way to the ropes, clean break – Chad scores off the lockup with a double leg takedown to a full Boston Crab! Fire won't tap, and is able to escape – but it looks like Chad's tactical change up has caught Fire off guard!
Chad continues to us a ground based attack, working on Fire's back and legs. She kicks him off on and gains enough space to get to her feet – she launches herself into a shoulder-block, putting Madison through the ropes to the floor! Fire gets the break she needs, and Chad gets back into the ring at the 6 count. Fire follows up with some hard-style offense, forearms and chops, mixed with knockdown elbow strikes. She whips Chad HARD to the corner catches him coming out with a rotation power slam! Fire goes for the FIRESTOMP, but Chad avoids, picks Fire up for a Death Valley Driver variation – Fire slips out and the separate again!
This tremendous pace goes on for the next several minutes – both wrestlers getting their shots in, but neither one can get enough to put the other away. The fans are EATING it up, cheers alternating for both of them, and the "This is AWES-SOME" chant. This is a real display of technical and tactical wrestling!
Fire locks on a standing crossface that Chad quickly reverses into a chicken wing submission – Fire JUST as quickly gets out of the hold and whips Chad to the ropes – Chad changes up again, and nails a flying forearm! Chad switches to his high-speed attack, mixing dropkicks, suplexes, and slams, keeping Fire on the defensive. Avalanche clothesline into a bulldog by Chad, and he goes to the top for a frog splash!!! NOBODY HOME! Fire rolls JUST clear, and might have been playing a bit of possum – to her feet – FIRESAULT…NO! Chad avoids! Cover by Chad! 1… 2
Fire reverses! 1…2…
Chad kicks out, both get to their feet – Chad with a SUPERKICK – NO! Fire ducks it! Fire with a neckbreaker – Reverse by Chad!
OKLAHOMA ROLL by FIREWOMAN!
1…2…3!
WINNER at an exhausting 30:18 - FIREWOMAN!
DANIELLA MURPHY vs. CHRIS EVANSDaniella makes her entrance, and Evans follows. Quick rundown of the rules by the referee and after the bell we get off to a quick start. Evans rushes Daniella and drives her back into the ropes, punishing her with a series of chops. He, ironically, Irish-whips her into the other corner and follows with a splash. He backs up and tries to make another run, but Daniella dodges, then grabs his arm and pulls him around into a knee to the gut, then lofts him over for a suplex. A round of kicks and strikes to keep him down until she's good and ready. She bends down to grab his head, but Evans greets her with a forearm to the face, driving her back. Evans scrambles to his feet, with a few more strikes and hits the ropes, flying out with a Dropkick to Murphy. (See what I did there?) It doesn't knock her down, but it does spin her around a bit, allowing Evans to hit the closer ropes and grab Daniella for a CYCLONE OF CHAOS! He goes for a pin and one, two...no! Don't be silly. Daniella gets to her feet as Evans regroups. She doesn't take long to recover and kicks Evans to the midsection again, and it looks like she's thinking of doing CALL OF THE WILD all by herself? She sweeps the leg, knocking him back and spins around for the high kick, but Evans grabs it, and twists her around into the ankle lock, but Daniella flips out of it. She kips up to her feet, to the roar of the crowd, but just in time for Evans to hit...CODEBREAKER! He makes the pin, and puts his feet on the second ropes for extra leverage! The referee can't see it but the crowd, Russ, and Razz certainly can. No matter, one..two...THREE!!
WINNER in 12:05 – Chris Evans
CHLOE vs. BISHOP BLAIZEDragonforce's “Through the Fire and Flames” brings out the PHWF's Bishop Blaize. The crowd doesn't really know how to react to Blaize as he steps through the ropes...
But when they hear
Baptised in the Blood of the Innocents and Korn's Shoots and Ladders, they boo mightily the DDT Ironperson Heavy Metal Champion as Chloe skips down the ramp, barbed wire branding iron and bloody towel in hand, and circles the ring. She rolls in and looks at Blaize, a look of hunger in her face and a look of trepidation in his. The referee admonishes her to leave her toys in the corner, and she drops them on the apron and raises her hands. The referee calls for the bell and this one is underway.
A lock up in the center of the ring has Blaize backing Chloe into the corner, but Chloe reverses and begins just punching away on the PHWF talent. Chloe throws him across the ring and follows Blaize into the turnbuckle with a Busaki Knee that drops him. Chloe locks in a front facelock and lifts him for the corkscrew but here comes a bandaged up Power down the ramp with her Baseball Bat! Power rolls into the ring and delivers a sharp bat shot to Chloe's midsection. The referee immediately calls for the bell, but Power starts kicking away at Chloe, who is clutching her ribs. Power picks up Chloe and throws her across the ring...GORILLA SLAM! Chloe rolls out of the ring quickly and grabs her branding iron and towel as the announcement is made.
WINNER by Disqualification in 1:57 – Chloe Chloe backs up the ramp laughing and pointing at her sister. Meanwhile Bishop Blaize gets to his feet and touches Power on the shoulder, and he quickly discovers that's a mistake. Power spins around with a Discus Punch that sends Blaize reeling. She then throws him into the corner, and as he staggers out hits a SPEAR! Power locks in the front facelock and lifts Blaize for a POWER DRIVER! Power grabs her bat and rolls out of the ring and raises the bat high in the air with an ear piercing scream and heads up the ramp to the back, leaving Bishop Blaize to reconsider his promising career as a medical technician.
Patrick Quinn DivisionDANNY TAYLOR vs. DILLON WALKERTaylor and Walker are both in the ring, Waker comes to the middle of the ring and offers his hand to Danny, Danny walks up to him to shake hands, but Walker slaps him across the face! Danny just looks at the crowd for a moment, then BLASTS Walker with a forearm to the side of the head that sends him to the mat. Danny pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a release belly to belly suplex that sends Walker across the ring. He gets to his feet and falls into the corner, and Danny charges in and crushes him with a clothesline, then grabs a side headlock and BULLDOGS him to the mat.
Walker rolls out of the ring and tries to call a time out, but the referee keeps counting. Just before the ten, Walker rolls into the ring and moves to lock up with Danny, but rakes his eyes. Danny staggers around the ring and Walker flies off the ropes and takes Danny down with a FLYING CLOTHESLINE. Walker covers, but Danny kicks out at one. Dillon pulls Danny up and hooks him for a suplex, but Danny blocks it and lifts Dillon and keeps him in the air for a long long time. He finally turns it into a JACKHAMMER and covers Walker, but the kid kicks out at two.
Danny pulls Walker up, but Dillon hits a low blow on Danny and heads to the top rope and tries a cross body block., but Danny catches him and turns it into a POWERSLAM! Danny grabs Walker and PLANTS him on the mat with the DYNAMITE DROP! Taylor covers, one, two, three! Danny is on to the second round of the Invitational!
WINNER in 8:41 – Danny Taylor
GHOSTHEAD vs. ZANE MYERSGhosthead makes his way to the ring first, stoically ignoring the reaction of the crowd. He climbs into the ring and warms up in his corner while the fans come unglued as Zane Myers steps onto the stage. Zane acknowledges the crowd, but never takes his eyes off the ring as he proceeds down the aisle. Referee Davis Hightower steps between the two combatants as they approach the middle of the ring. He gives them their instructions and calls for the bell.
Lockup, and Zane backs Ghosthead to the ropes. Zane breaks clean, but Ghosthead kicks him in the gut and sends him across the ring. Ghosthead snaps off a superkick that takes him down. Ghosthead attacks with stomps, then sits Zane up and hits several knees to the spine before pulling his head back and driving the point of his elbow into his forehead. Ghosthead pulls Zane to his feet and sends him into the corner. He charges, but Zane dodges a splash. Zane drives an elbow into the back of Ghost's head, then spins him around and sends him across the ring. Ghosthead springs off the second rope and comes back with a flying forearm, but Zand snags him out of the air and plants him with a belly-to-belly suplex. He hooks the leg, but Ghosthead kicks out at one.
Zane stuns Ghosthead with a pair of European uppercuts, then scoops him up and slams him to the mat. He goes for a leaping legdrop, but Ghosthead rolls out of the way. Ghosthead rolls to his feet and slams a knee into Zane's face, then hits a leaping legdrop of his own. He covers, but only gets one. Ghosthead pulls Zane up and winds his arm. He twists it up behind him and doubles him over with a knee to the gut. Ghosthead switches his grip and gut wrench suplexes Zane onto his arm. Ghosthead rolls to his feet and stomps on the shoulder, then pulls him up and bars the arm. Zane grabs Ghosthead's leg and tries to yank him off balance, but Ghosthead floats over and locks him into a cross arm breaker. Hightower asks, but Zane refuses to submit.Zane manages to gain some leverage and rolls Ghosthead up, getting a two count.
Ghosthead releases the hold to kick out, then gets to his feet. He blasts Zane with a running knee as he tries to get up. Zane staggers to his feet and Ghosthead hits the ropes behind him and plants him with a bulldog. Ghosthead forgoes the cover and pulls Zane to his feet. He sends Zane hard into the corner and follows him in with a corner splash. He sends him to the opposite corner and hits a second one. He sets Zane up for the Anaconda Vice, but Zane elbows free. Ghosthead moves back in, but Zane drops to one knee and nails him with an uppercut. Ghosthead staggers back, and Zane spears him into the corner. Zane hits several more shoulders to the midsection, then lifts him onto the top turnbuckle. Ghosthead battles back before Zane can climb up. He kicks Zane back and leaps, but Zane catches him and turns it into a spinebuster. Zane covers, but Ghosthead rolls a shoulder just in time.
Zane pulls Ghosthead up and stuns him with a series of forearms. He doubles him over with a kick to the stomach and lifts him for the Bordertoss, but Ghosthead reverses into the Phantasmagoria! Zane struggles, but he's in the middle of the ring and has no choice but to tap out.
WINNER, in 12:47, Ghosthead.
JUSTIN SANE vs. MOOSEHEAD JACKJustin is out first, to an ovation from the crowd. He shakes some hands and collects a few fives on the way to the ring. Moosehead jack gets a diametrically opposite reaction and nearly causes a riot as he snarls his way to the ring. Referee Junior Hale calls for the bell as soon as Moose steps between the ropes, and Justin meets Moose in the middle of the ring. Justin goes for a lockup, but Moose buries a knee in his gut. Moose hooks him for a DDT but Justin shoves him off. Justin goes to the ropes, and runs right into a brutal spinebuster. Moose covers, but pulls Justin up at two. He flings Justin into the corner and charges, but Justin darts out of the way at the last second. Moose hits the corner hard, and Justin hits a high knee to the back. Justin climbs onto the second rope and tries to set him up for an inverted DDT, but Moose muscles him onto his shoulder and turns it into a powerslam. Moose drags Justin to his feet and nails him with a headbutt, then winds his arm and hits a heart punch. He holds Justin up and hits a second and a third. He sends Justin to the ropes and blasts him with the Busaiku knee, then rolls him over and locks in the Jiendo. Justin struggles, but quickly has no choice but to tap.
WINNER, in 4:06, Moosehead Jack.
STANK vs. TAVIAN DRACULStank draws the craziest of the Dracul’s tonight. He steps into the ring, and Tavian, who is damn near foaming at the mouth, charges across the ring and attacks him. He backs Stank into the corner with punches and kicks, but Stank is able to block most of the shots. He POPS Tavian with a straight right that stuns the madman, then grabs his head and slams him between the eyes with a headbutt, likely breaking his nose since blood begins to pour off of Tavian’s face. Undaunted, Tavian grins when he feels the blood and comes at Stank again, leaping at him in the corner. Stank SWATS him to the mat with a urinage, Tavian rolls out of the ring to the floor and Stank follows him.
On the outside, the two of them hammer one another with everything not nailed down. Tavian catches Stank with a beer bottle to the head that drops the big man to one knee and busts him open. While on one knee, Tavian takes one of the cables running at ringside and chokes Stank until the big man is gasping for air. Tavian finally releases the choke and grabs a chair and charges at Stank, but the big man gets to his feet and punches the chair back into Tavian’s face. The chair slams into Tavian’s forehead, echoing across the arena. He staggers and Stank grabs him and hits the STANK-U through the Chilean Announce Table! Stank pulls Tavian out of the wreckage and throws him into the ring.
Inside the ring, Tavian crawls across the ring to the corner and slowly pulls himself up. What Stank doesn’t see is that Tavian pulled a fork (ala Abdullah the Butcher) from his shorts. Stank grabs him from behind to lift him onto the top turnbuckle, but Tavian repeatedly jabs the fork into Stank’s forehead! Stank staggers away bellowing with rage. Tavian slides out of the ring and throws a chair over the top rope, then climbs to the top rope in the corner and waits for Stank to turn around. When he does, Tavian leaps trying to hurracarana Stank onto the chair, but Stank catches him and hits the STANKBOMB on the chair! Stank then pulls a barely conscious Tavian to his feet and locks him in the CATCH 22! Once Stank falls to the mat, this one is over. The referee calls for the bell, and Stank moves to the second round.
WINNER in 13:45 – Stank
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