OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
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May 14, 2014RORY ALBRIGHT vs. CHRIS EVANSMassive boos from the crowd as "The Trooper" plays and Chris Evans comes to the ring, actually dressed to wrestle for once. You can almost hear the world wide television audience groaning as Evans motions for a microphone.
CE: This is a joke right? I'm THE best wrestler in the history of this company and yet instead of getting the World Championship match I deserve, I'm wasting my time with some rookie no one has ever heard of and who doesn't even belong in the same ring with me? It's pathetic, our General Manager clearly has an agenda against me. I hope he's paying attention when I wipe the floor with this young punk.
Evans throws the microphone down as "18 and Life" by Skid Row plays and OOWF Newcomer Rory Albright comes down to ringside accompanied by Carrie Weiss. To the surprise of absolutely no one, Evans ambushes Albright as he comes through the ropes driving him into the corner as the bell rings.
Evans gets off to a fast start nailing the rookie with hard skin lacing chops, before pulling him out of the corner and hitting a belly to belly suplex. Brain buster is followed by a double underhook backbreaker. Regal plex is followed by a Lionsault that gets a 2 count. Ligerbomb right into a pinning combination gets a very close 2 count. Evans sets up for the Eye of the Storm but Albright ducks and counters with a DDT.
Albright hits a delayed vertical suplex and then heads to the second rope and hits a kneedrop. Bridging German Suplex gets 2. He sets up for the El Sol, but Evans wiggles free and rolls out of the ring. Evans shakes his head and starts to leave, but Albright follows him and starts dragging him back to the ring. He whips Evans into the ringsteps and then slams his head into the post, drawing blood. Evans hits a low blow and then grabs a chair and slams it down onto Albright's head, right in front of the referee.
Winner by disqualification in 3:12 Rory Albright
Evans continues to nail Albright with chair shots until security comes out to drag him away
MOOSEHEAD JACK & STAN FULTON vs. DK MURPHY & ALEXANDER DARLINGAlexander Darling and DK Murphy are announced first and make their way to the ring. Both Darling and Murphy are ready for war, fists taped, weapons handy. They wait in the middle of the ring waiting for the Saints to be announced. Moose and Stan come out from the back, and DK and Alex waste no time, they leave the ring and charge up the ramp and the fight is ON!
DK and Moose tackle one another and roll around on the ramp throwing punches. Stan sees Alex coming and charges at him and tries a back elbow to the face, but Alex ducks under it, when Fulton stops and turns around, Alex kicks him in the knee slowing the big man in his tracks. Alex grabs Fulton by the head and slams him face first into the guardrail, then shoves his head back and hammers him with shots across the chest. Fulton shoves Alex, sending him rolling down the ramp toward the ring.
Moose and DK get to their feet and Moose gouges DK’s eyes and grabs him in a front face lock for a DDT on the floor, but DK shoves him back first into the guardrail. Moose winces in pain, DK rears back for a big shot to the face, but Stan sucker punches him in the face with a massive left hook. Murphy drops like a sack of bricks. Fulton turns and heads toward the ring where Alex is on his feet. Stan charges at Darling, but Darling hops to the apron and springs off the middle rope and connects with a nice MOONSAULT that sends both men to the floor.
Moose pulls Murphy to his feet and grabs a chair and SLAMS it down on DK’s head. Murphy drops to his knees and blood begins pouring down his face. Moose hammers him with straight punches to the cut, DK just snarls and shoves Moose back. Moose comes back at him and drives his elbow into DK’s forehead, DK falls to the floor, but immediately gets back to his feet and spits a mouth full of blood in Moose’s face. Jack staggers toward the ring, DK charges after him and leaps and BULLDOGS Moose onto the ramp! Moose’s head hits the ramp with a sickening thud and he doesn’t move.
At ringside, Alex pulls Stan back to his feet and tries to whip him into the guardrail, but Fulton reverses it and sends Alex into the steel. Fulton grabs his axe handle and raises it to bring it down on Alex’s skull, but DK grabs Fulton’s arm and spins him around and PEPPERS him with punches to the jaw backing the big man up. Fulton begins fighting back, but Alex grabs a chair and SLAMS it across Stan’s back, the big man lurches forward and DK kicks him in the gut and hits a STUNNER! Alex and DK pulls Fulton up and slide him into the ring. DK and Alex head to separate corners, DK leaps and hits a perfect FLYING ELBOW to Stan’s chest, then Alex lands a PHOENIX SPLASH! Alex covers, but Stan is able to roll his shoulder at two.
Alex reaches back and tags in DK, then pulls Stan to a sitting position, DK hits the ropes and comes at Stan from the front while Alex comes from behind and both land SICK stiff kicks to Stan’s head. Fulton collapses to the mat and DK covers, but Moose slips into the ring and grabs Murphy’s face like a bowling ball and pulls him to his feet. Murphy howls in pain Alex charges into the ring and SLAMS Moose on the back of the head with a forearm, then grabs Jack and shoots his long time enemy out of the ring to the floor. Inside the ring, DK staggers around the ring and tries to clear his vision. Fulton gets to his feet and sees DK standing against the ropes and grabs him and sends him to the ropes and tries a back body drop over the top rope to the floor, but DK lands on the apron. He waits for Fulton to turn around…..but never gets a chance to do anything. Moose hops onto the apron and kicks DK in the gut and DRIVES him down with an APRON DDT! Moose rolls DK into the ring, where Fulton hits the ropes and drops the DROP LINE across DK’s chest and covers, but Alex breaks it up with a kick to Fulton’s face before the three.
Fulton pulls DK to his feet and shoves him into the Saints corner and tags in Moose. Jack comes in and traps DK in the corner and repeatedly hammers him with elbows to the side of the head. Moose lets DK go and he staggers out of the corner right into a T-BONE Suplex! Moose doesn’t even try to cover, opting instead to hammer DK with punches to the face, trying to open the gash on his forehead further. DK fights back with a rake to the eyes, then gets to his feet in the corner. Moose tries to charge in, but DK catches him with a boot to the face, then slams him between the eyes with a headbutt. DK hooks Jack and lifts him for a suplex and both men tumble over the top rope to the floor.
On the outside, DK pulls Moose up and CROTCHES him on the ring post, then lets him fall to the floor hard. Murphy looks at Alex, who comes into the ring drawing Fulton in as well, while the referee is ordering Fulton out of the ring, DK pulls a chain from his pocket and wraps it around his fist, grabs Moose in a side head lock and HAMMERS him with punches to the face. DK is merciless, laying jackhammer punches to Jack’s face. When he finally stops, Moose slowly slumps to the floor. DK pulls him up and rolls him under the bottom rope, follows and tags in Alex.
Alex charges into the ring and drops a knee across Moose’s throat, then gets to his feet and repeatedly, viciously, stomps Moose in the face. The referee steps in to break it up and Alex argues with him a bit. While he is doing that Moose drags himself to a neutral corner and slumps there wiping the blood from his face. When Alex is done, he glares at Moose and Moose smirks and flips Alex the bird. Darling charges in and SLAMS his knee into Moose’s face, then pulls him out of the corner and grabs him around the waist and dumps Jack to the mat with a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX. Darling grabs Moose by the hair and pulls him to his feet and kicks him in the gut and sets him up for a PILEDRIVER, but Fulton comes in and BLASTS Darling with a forearm to the back of the head. He releases Moose and grabs his head. Darling reaches out and tags in DK, then turns and LAUNCHES himself at Fulton and they tumble out of the ring to the floor!
Murphy comes in and lifts Moose onto his shoulders and DRIVES him to the mat with a BURNING HAMMER! DK covers, but Moose kicks out at two. On the outside, Fulton and Darling are brawling around ringside, hitting one another with anything not nailed down. Fulton grabs a beer bottle and SMASHES it upside Alex’s head! Darling howls in pain and staggers away, blood POURING from his ear, which looks like a chewed up piece of meat right now. Fulton grabs him from behind, but Darling turns on him and lands a punch to the throat that stops Fulton in his tracks and drops him to his knees.
Inside the ring, Murphy stretches Moose’s arm out and drives repeated knees into it, then slides out of the ring and grabs a chair and sandwiches Moose’s arm in the chairs and climbs to the top rope to PILMANIZE Jack’s arm! But Moose gets to his feet and THROWS the chair and DK, bouncing it off his skull! DK rocks backward on the turnbuckle and nearly falls, but manages to hold on. Moose climbs to the second rope and sets DK up PACKAGE PILEDRIVER FROM THE MIDDLE ROPE! DK is DEAD! Moose covers, one……two…..thre……NO! DK gets his foot on the bottom rope!
Outside the ring, Darling staggers around, holding his ear for a moment then reaches under the ring and brings out the SLEDGEHAMMER! Alex waits for Fulton to stand up, then charges at him with the sledge, but Fulton catches him and turns it into a SPINEBUSTER that sends them both into the guardrail! Alex hits back first and slumps to the floor, but Fulton is not unscathed, he hit it a little too hard and slammed into the steel face first. Fulton remains face down on the floor, holding his face, when he starts to get up, we see blood EVERYWHERE. Looks like Fulton may have broken his nose. He and Alex both struggle to their feet, Alex grabs a monitor from the French Announce Table and SLAMS it into Fulton’s face. If the nose wasn’t broken before, it sure is now.
Inside the ring Moose slides to the outside and first grabs a chair. He slowly stalks Alex, when Darling turns around, Moose SLAMS the chair down on his head. Alex falls to the floor, Moose laughs, then remembers what he was doing and grabs a table from under the ring and slides it under the bottom rope and sets it up in the middle of the ring. Moose pulls DK to his feet and bounds off the ropes and MURDERS him with a BUISAKU KNEE! Moose rolls DK onto the table and climbs the corner facing the crowd and calls to Fulton for HDB.
Stan gets to his feet and grabs HDB and is about to hand it to Moose when Alex recovers, grabs a kendo stick and races around the ring (as much as he can at this point) and SLAMS the kendo stick upside Fulton’s head! Fulton drops to one knee and Darling uses the stick to choke Fulton. Inside the ring, DK rolls off the table while Moose is yelling for Darling to get into the ring, he gets under Moose, then climbs to the middle rope, then the top rope and hits a SUPER POWERBOMB that sends Moose CRASHING through the table! DK drags himself over to Moose, who may also be dead, drapes his arm across Jack’s chest, one…..two……three. This one is mercifully over.
WINNERS in 29:44 – Alexander Darling & DK Murphy
The fight continues after the match, Fulton gets to his feet and grabs Darling and knees him in the gut and rolls him into the ring, he grabs a piece of table and tries to kill Darling with it, but Murphy gets to his feet and fights off Fulton. Stan decides it might be better to live to fight another day, he grabs Moose and pulls him out of the ring and the Saints head to the safety of the back.
MIRANDA WILLIAMS vs. TOMMY WILDERMiranda Williams comes out first, looking focused but not steeled for her match with her friend, as she slaps some fans’ hands on the way down the ramp. Fans look around for Wilder when his music hits and he’s not atop the ramp…and there he is, grinding his skateboard along the stair rail and hitting a kick-ollie-whatever to land in the lower section, where he coasts over to the guardrail, hops it and gets in the ring. Handshakes, and this match is on.
Tommy tries to move quickly around Miranda; it’s an odd sight to see the bigger guy trying to run speed circles around the smaller opponent, but Tommy only has one gear, and that’s GO. Miranda ducks a springboard flying clothesline, pulls Tommy’s leg out, and pulls him over into a half-Boston Crab. Tommy looks to fight out, so Miranda begins to work over the knee with elbow drops. Tommy fights out of an STF position, however, kicking Miranda into the turnbuckles. He kips up, charges, nobody home, stops just short, spins out of the way of charging Miranda, hits the second rope, dropkick to send Miranda rolling out of the ring. He invites her at first to come back in, but Miranda is taking a breather…
…and Tommy Wilder doesn’t wait for anyone, off the ropes, suicide plancha – and really a suicide plancha, because Miranda half-catches him and throws him toward the barricade! Miranda begins laying into Wilder with sharp kicks, drawing a boo or two, which surprises her. She shrugs, whips Wilder toward the steps, Wilder leaps over the steps! Miranda pops up to the barricade, leaping toward Tommy with a crossbody – he catches her and flips HIMSELF backwards, landing her flat with a powerslam! Tommy rolls Miranda in the ring, going for the cover: good for only a two count. Wilder goes to cover again, Miranda reverses into a small package, now Tommy kicks out!
The two go back to mat wrestling, where Miranda is able to take advantage just by her breeding, looking for a Dragon Sleeper – but Tommy Wilder reverses into his own Buzzkill! Miranda is struggling toward the ropes – reaches up, grabs the head, turns Tommy around, reverse snap suplex landing Tommy ribs first on the mat! Miranda goes back to working on Tommy’s leg from before, trying to cut the wings off the bird – Tommy kicks her off again, he sits up as she bounces off the ropes, BICYCLE KICK to the face of Tommy! Now Miranda is looking to emulate the high-risk style: Miranda climbs to the top rope for her patented Frog Splash – right into a JUMPING CUTTER from Tommy Wilder! Miranda gets nailed HARD, and she rolls out of the ring to prevent Tommy from capitalizing.
But you can’t run from the Free Runner, as Tommy pops up to the top rope, looks at the distance outside…AIR WALK! AIR WALK from the top rope to the outside mats onto Miranda! Tommy stumbles upward, pulling up Miranda and rolling her into the ring – the man can crash and burn all over the place, but when he hits the big one, it’s over. Wilder hooks the legs: 1-2—a narrow 3! Miranda got the shoulder up just a moment too late!
Winner in 8:22…Tommy Wilder.
Tommy Wilder seems actually impressed by Miranda’s last-second bit of strength, as Miranda confirms with the referee that she was a smidge too late. She tries to fight up, but stumbles, until Tommy helps her up. The two exchange words quickly, and when Miranda regains her footing, they shake hands and head separately to the back.
CHLOE vs. MAI MUYO“Hero” brings out Mai Muyo with a shimmer of pink pyro. The former Intercontinental champion runs around the ring slapping hands and finds a young girl at ringside with a “Chloe is a Meanie” sign. She slaps hands with the girl, gives her a “Mai Time” headband and takes a selfie with her. Mai is so absorbed with the girs that she doesn't hear the crowd screaming because Chloe is coming up behind Mai with a Kendo stick. Chloe catches Mai off guard, then reaches over and tears up the girls sign. Chloe wails away at Mai with the stick before grabbing her by the hair and running her into the ring post. She starts to follow but finds another fan with a less tasteful anti-Chloe sign and she grabs that sign and tears it up. She gets into an argument with the fan and turns into a fist from Mai! Mai unleashes some chops before hurling Chloe into the ring post. Both wrestlers are busted open before this match even begins! Mai rolls into the ring and dares Chloe to follow her. Chloe rolls in and takes some shots from Mai as the referee finally rings the bell. Mai throwing wrestling mostly out the window focusing on a striking offense against the Martyr. Mai throws Chloe across the ring and hits a back body drop. She waits for Chloe to get to her knees and hits the ropes...SHINING WIZARD. Mai goes for the cover but Chloe drapes a leg across the bottom rope. Mai throws Chloe into the corner then follows...handspring elbow! Mai throws Chloe across the ring and goes for a straight on spear but Chloe dodges and sends Mai shoulder first into the ringpost. Chloe pulls Mai back into the ring and begins driving that casted hand into her shoulder. Chloe throws Mai into the ropes and draws back with that hand but Mai ducks and comes off the other rope with a Thesz Press. Mai doesn't go for the pin but strikes away at Chloe. Mai picks up Chloe and throws her into the ropes...Leg Lariat sends Chloe down. Mai follows up with a lateral leg drop before heading for the ropes...Mai goes for the Savior Splash! But Chloe rolls and extends that casted hand and Mai hits it hard! Mai is down hard and Chloe is holding her hand. Chloe finally stands and picks up Mai...Shoulderbreaker. Mai is holding that shoulder while Chloe shakes that casted hand. Chloe crawls over to Mai...not trying for a in, but driving knees into that shoulder. Chloe stands up and drives that casted hand into Mai's shoulder and Mai lets out a yell. Chloe pulls up Mai, twists that arm, pulls it back into a hammerlock, then body slams her with that arm twisted back. Mai grabs the arm and tries to kick at Chloe but Chloe stays back and times her attack between kicks and grabs that arm and twists it, climbs over the top turnbuckle, and drops off the apron, yanking the shoulder and arm of Mai. Mai falls to the mat in pain. Chloe rolls back in and locks in the LONDON DUNGEON! Mai screams but is trying to find a way out....but finally has to tap out.
WINNER in 14:34 – CHLOE
But Chloe's not releasing the hold. The referee begins to count but Chloe releases at 4.999. But Chloe keeps stomping away at the shoulder. Out from the back comes....Ecosystem? He runs in and gets a couple of shots in on Chloe before Chloe unleashes that casted hand on Eco's head. She grabs Eco in a front face lock...DDT! She grabs Eco's arm and locks in the LONDON DUNGEON on him as well! Out from the back runs Miranda and Power, which is Chloe's cue to exit. A staredown between the two sisters occurs as Miranda and the referee check on Mai and Eco, who appears to have been busted open by that cast. Power yells at her sister while Chloe just laughs and exits up the ramp.
GHOSTHEAD & MATT FOLZ vs. CHRISTIAN CARTER & ALEXIS DARLINGThe OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, Ghosthead, makes his way to the ring with his blue light, fog and "Divide The Hate" by Submersed. Then to “Battle Without Honor or Humanity,” out comes Matt Folz. The response from the crowd, applause and cheers, causes Folz to momentarily pause at the top of the entrance ramp. He shakes his head and climbs into the ring. He talks to GH, the gist of which is that he wants the title, but for tonight, they are partners against two hated rivals.
Said rivals arrive to the strains of “Soulfire” by 12 Stones. Christian Carter and OOWF Intercontinental Champion Alexis Darling pose at the top of the ramp, Alexis draped over Carter and giving him a kiss on the cheek. All the while, Carter is sneering at the crowd, at the two men in the ring... especially at Ghosthead who has his belt. The Masked Man comes out behind the pair and all three walk to the ring.
Referee Mel Creech is holding Folz back while The King and Queen climb into the ring, shooing back Folz as if that would work. Ghosthead tries to calm Folz down and suggests he starts and Folz reluctantly agrees. Matt steps to the apron as does Alexis and this one is a go.
Carter wastes no time and sucker punches Ghosthead right between the eyes before the peals from the ring bell even fade. Creech admonishes Carter, but Carter mounts GH and starts raining down rights and lefts until GH is busted open.
Creech finally succeeds in pulling Carter off and Alexis is tagged in. She walks over near Folz and blows him a kiss which brings Folz through the ropes. Creech drags Folz back to his corner and tries to get him out of the ring. This allows Alexis and Carter to put the boots to Ghosthead in their corner.
The pattern repeats. As soon as Creech gets Folz out of the ring and can look back, the Suicide Kings make their tag and taunt Folz. Matt comes in the ring. The Kings lay into GH. Rinse, lather, repeat. Vintage double teaming.
Finally a mistake is made. Carter goes for a Hell on Earth but Ghosthead ducks his head and rolls under Carter, pulling Carter down for a two-count pin. Carter gets up furious at Creech, which allows Ghosthead to nail a Horror Driver!
Ghosthead is unable to make a cover though. He’s trying to get his bearings and finally makes his way to his own corner and tags in Folz.
Folz is a house o’ fire in the ring. He first lands a Springboard leg drop from the apron onto Carter’s throat. Then he gets up and levels Alexis off the apron with a flying forearm. Back in on Carter. Suplex after suplex. Stomping on Carter’s legs, arms and throat.
Folz grabs Carter by the hair and whips him to the ropes. Carter ducks a clothesline and both men run the ropes opposite each other. Folz hits the ropes and as he’s coming off, the Masked Man trips him. Folz goes down face first and Carter, who grabbed the ropes to stop his momentum, tags in Alexis.
Carter doesn’t leave however. He motions to the Masked Man who steps up on the apron. Referee Mel Creech won’t have any of that and he moves to intercept. That allows Alexis and Carter to double-dropkick Ghosthead off the apron.
Then they take the beating to Folz. Folz is whipped to the ropes and Carter and Alexis connect with a 3-D type neckbreaker. Carter helps a woozy Folz to his feet and scampers out of the ring before Creech turns around. Alexis hooks Folz arms... BITCH KILLER!
Alexis covers... ONE... TWO... THREE!
Your winner by pinfall in 7:32... CHRISTIAN CARTER AND ALEXIS DARLING!
Darling, Carter and the Masked Man make their way up the ramp, celebrating the win. Ghosthead has crawled back up to look over the apron. He sees the sprawled form of Matt Folz, shakes his head and makes his own way to the back. Folz gets some help from Mel Creech up. He gets told the outcome and gets even more mad than he was when the match started. He roughly shakes off Creech’s help and stares daggers at the Suicide Kings who taunt Folz from the top of the ramp.
ECOSYSTEM vs. POWER vs. LD WILLIAMS vs. SHANE TUSKA – Non-Title MatchPower, Shane Tuska, and LD Williams are already in the ring when Florence and The Machine's "Bedroom Hymns" plays over the loudspeakers. This is a fine theme song for our Onslaught Champion, but the crowd is confused at first because Ecosystem has not stuck with any one theme song since winning the Onslaught title. When he finally steps out from the back everyone is like "Oh, okay... YAYYYYY!!"
Anyway... Ecosystem comes out to cheers from the crowd which he is still not used to hearing and doesn't quite know how to react. In spite of his current status he still craves money, power, and riches, but his opposition, as of late, have made him a sympathetic character which Eco slightly resents... but only slightly. Cheers are nice to hear after all, but he would rather they came from adulation over sympathy. Perhaps there is a way to make that happen? Eco makes a mental note to get Christina Gallagher on the case as he steps between the ropes, hands his Onslaught Championship Belt to the ref, and begins to remove his tie, his suit jacket, and unbutton his shirt.
The bell rings as Eco folds his clothes up neatly and sets them in the corner, before he can turn around however, he is ROLLED UP for TWO!!! by LD Williams and kicks out in desperation before scrambling to his feet! LD is on him again, and as they lock up, we remind you that this is a Non-Title Fatal Four Way match, the "Fatal" in Fatal Four Way meaning elimination style.
LD and Ecosystem are trading Haymakers while Shane Tuska REVERSES and Irish Whip attempt by Power who bounces of the ropes and runs right into The SILENCER!!! Holy Shit! Are we going to get an elimination this early in the match?? Tuska leaps for Power, but he must not have gotten all of his finisher on her, as she has the presence of mind to roll out of the ring and fall to floor below! Shane is on his hands and knees staring down at Power, as she lays on her side clutching her head. The crowd cheers wildly when Eco stuns LD with a high impact move, that has Shane clasping his hands over his ears, as the ref counts the pin attempt on LD 1.. 2.. NO! LD Williams rolls his shoulder at the last moment!
Meanwhile Power pushes herself up to her hands and knees and shakes the cobwebs from her aching head. She rises to her feet and turns JUST in time to catch Tuska who attempts a SLINGSHOT PLACHA... but Power catches and converts it into a POWERSLAM which drives Tuska onto the unforgiving, mat covered, concrete floor!
Meanwhile Ecosystem has pulled LD Williams to his feet. He attempts to whip Williams toward the ropes, but LD REVERSES and as Eco approaches the ropes he LEAPS over them in a NO HANDS SOMERSAULT PLACHA landing on both Power and Tuska just as Power was trying to pull Tuska to his feet! LD spots everyone sprawled on the floor and he runs the ropes, as they all slowly rise, and he comes back with a SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES, knocking EVERYONE back down like bowling pins! The crowd cheers loudly and a small "This is Awesome" chant erupts from the cheap seats which slowly starts to infect the rest of the fans in the arena. Shane with is back turned to his opponents, is on his knees with his eyes shut and his hands over his ears in an attempt to calm himself.
LD Williams is up to his feet first. He grabs Power and SLINGS her into the STEEL STEPS! He then turns his attention to Ecosystem, but is grabbed behind his neck by Shane Tuska and forced back into the ring under the bottom rope! Shane Tuska slides in after LD Williams and as The Saint rises to his feet, Shane CHARGES and nails LD Williams with THE SILENCER!!!! LD is OUT!!! Shane covers!!
One..
TWO...
THR-- NO!!! Ecosystem nails Shane with a DIVING ELBOW from the top corner mistiming the move and effectively saving LD from elimination!
Eco scrambles to his feet and looks down at both LD and Shane writhing on the mat! He goes for Tuska and slaps the silent one in a DRAGON SLEEPER looking for ENDGAME, but is SPEARED hard to the mat, by POWER!! She pulls Ecosystem to his feet...POWER DRIVER hits!! She runs the ropes looking for a RUNNING SPLASH, but only runs into a kick in the gut and a CANADIAN DESTROYER by LD WILLIAMS! Cover 1.. 2.. THREE
Power has is eliminated!
Shane Tuska has risen to his feet at the same time as LD and charges at him, but Williams uses Shane's momentum to toss Tuska OVER the TOP ROPE where Shane hits his head on the announce table (The regular OOWF announce table)! LD then pulls Ecosystem to the center of the ring, drops, and locks Eco in the STF!! (Of the non-shitty variety) Eco struggles in an already weakened state from Powers offense, but Tuska struggles to pull himself up to the ring apron! On instinct LD releases Eco and stalks over to Shane who hits LD with a SLINGSHOT CROSSBODY into a pin attempt which LD smoothly rolls through and reverses into his own pin attempt and a surprising THREE count!!
Shane Tuska has been eliminated!!
Ecosystem meanwhile has pushed himself up to his hands and knees as LD rises to his feet and stalks over to him. LD reaches down to pull Eco up, but the Onslaught Champion pulls LD down into an INSIDE CRADLE for the PIN, but LD kicks out at TWO!! Both men scramble to their feet and lock up in the middle of the ring! Eco drives his knee into LD's gut and brings an elbow down hard onto the back of Wiliams's neck! He spins LD around and goes for ECO'S NEW FINISHER!! but somehow LD REVERSES THAT into a DDT! LD Williams then rolls over and locks Eco back into the STF, and after a valiant struggle, taps him out!
Winner by Submission in 18:07 - LD Williams!!
LD Williams rolls quickly out of the ring, breathing heavily and clutching at the back of his neck as the ref slides out after him and raises his free arm up in victory! As the Jumbotron replays the finish, Ecosystem slowly rolls over onto his back with his fists over his eyes, as LD Williams smiles evilly and backs his way up the ramp to his own theme music and mostly boos from the crowd, a great performance getting away with one with a hurt neck and a tapout from the Onslaught Champion!
STANK vs. FIREWOMAN – Winner Gets an OOWF Intercontinental Title Shot Next Week“Skin” plays and Stank makes his way to the ring. The OOWF Grand Slam champion steps into the ring and stands defiantly in the middle of the ring with his arms folded across his chest. The crowd mostly boos him, but there is a smattering of cheers, but Stank doesn’t move to acknowledge them. “War Child” plays and Firewoman comes to the ring accompanied by Lucky. Lucky gives her a few bits of last minute advice which Fire only appears to be halfway listening to, then steps into the ring and eyes Stank. The referee calls for the bell and this one is underway!
Fire slowly circles Stank, Stank just slowly turns so he is always facing Fire. Fire darts in and they lock up Fire grabs an arm wringer and catches Stank with a crescent kick across the chest, then keeps hold of his arm and runs to the corner, scales the ropes and leaps on Stank and takes him over with a HURRACARANA! Fire and Stank both quickly pop to their feet. Fire charges at Stank and tries to baseball slide between his legs, but Stank catches her and lifts her for a GERMAN SUPLEX, but Fire contorts herself, falls forward and flips between Stank’s legs. She traps his legs and takes him to the mat with a DROP TOE HOLD. As soon as Stank hits the mat, Fire grabs his legs and applies an INVERTED BRIDGING INDIAN DEATH LOCK! Stank snarls in pain, but is able to drag himself to the ropes and force the break.
Fire releases the hold and pulls Stank to his feet and sends him to the ropes. On the rebound, Fire lands a dropkick to the jaw that sends Stank staggering back to the corner. Fire charges into the corner and connects with a back elbow to the jaw, then grabs Stank by the head and races across the ring and climbs the turnbuckles for SLICED BREAD #2 but Stank holds on to Fire, not letting her rotate the move, and turns it into the CTG! Fire slams into the mat, and immediately rolls out of the ring to the floor to try and regain her bearings.
Stank climbs to the middle rope and reaches down and grabs Fire and pulls her up into a SUPERPLEX! Stank lingers on the middle turnbuckle for a bit, then falls backward to the mat. He floats over and covers Fire, but Fire slips free at two. Stank pulls her to her feet and hooks her for another suplex, but as he lifts her into the air, Fire shows her flexibility and SLAMS Stank in the face with her knee. Stank staggers backward and drops Fire. Fire hits the ropes and clotheslines Stank, the big man staggers backward but does not go down. Fire hits the ropes again and tries another one, but Stank ducks the clothesline, Fire hits the opposite ropes and Stank tries a clothesline of his own, but Fire ducks the clothesline and hits a FLOAT OVER DDT! Fire pulls Stank right back to his feet and pulls him into the corner where she hits a TORNADO DDT! Fire covers, but Stank kicks free at two.
Fire waits for Stank to get to his knees, then launches a vicious attack, hammering Stank with kicks and knees to the face. She pulls a stunned Stank to his feet and sends him to the ropes and POPS him on the rebound with a SUPERKICK to the jaw! Stank doesn’t go down, so Fire hits a second, then a third sending Stank tumbling between the ropes to the floor. Fire gets a head of steam and dives between the ropes crashing into Stank and sending him over the guardrail into the crowd. The crowd scatters as fast as they can and Stank gets nothing but floor.
Fire waits for Stank to start climbing back over the guardrail, when he is straddling it, Fire sets up a chair, gets a running start and leaps off the chair and lands on the guardrail with Stank in a front facelock, Fire plays to the crowd a moment, then falls backward DDTing Stank on the floor! Stank may have broken his neck there! Stank doesn’t move and the referee quickly checks on him, but it appears he is not in fact dead. Fire tries to pull him to his feet to get him back into the ring, but Stank is dead weight at this point. Fire shrugs and slides back into the ring, the referee follows her and starts the ten count.
Stank begins to stir at five, at seven he is on his feet, barely, at nine he slides under the bottom rope JUST before the referee gets to ten. As soon as Stank is in the ring, Fire nails him with a drop kick to the face, then rolls him over and covers, but Stank kicks out at two. Fire waits for Stank to get up and springs off the middle rope and tries another tornado DDT, but Stank catches her in mid air by the throat and DRIVES her down across his knee in a BACKBREAKER! Fire howls in pain and grabs her ribs. Stank pulls Fire up and shoves her back into the corner and charges in and lands an elbow to the side of the head, then grabs Fire’s head and hits the SHITFACED! Fire’s face takes a BEATING on Stank’s knee and soon enough there is blood flowing from Fire’s nose. Stank pulls her up and sends her to the ropes and catches her with a SNAP POWERSLAM on the rebound! Stank covers, hooking the leg hard, but Fire kicks out at two.
Stank pulls Fire to her feet and whips her into the corner and charges in after her and hits a BIG SPLASH. As Fire staggers out of the corner, Stank hits the ropes and nearly decapitates Fire with a CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! As Fire gets back to her feet, Stank kicks her in the gut, lifts her up and DECIMATES her with the STANKBOMB! This one is academic at this point. Stank covers, one…..two…..thr…..NO! Fire kicks out! Stank is stunned! He grabs Fire and pulls her to her feet and lifts her onto his shoulders for the STANK-U but Fire slips off his shoulders and HAMMERS Stank with forearms to the back of the head, then blasts him with an ENZUGURI! Stank is stunned, Fire pulls him back into the corner and she climbs to the middle rope, plants her knee on the base of Stank’s skull and falls forward driving his head into the mat! Fire is not done, she grabs Stank’s arms and pulls them back and REPEATEDLY hits the FIRESTOMP! Stank is once again not moving. Fire covers him, but somehow the big man gets his foot on the bottom rope before three.
The two continue to tear into one another. Twenty minutes passes, then thirty, forty and fifty. Stank and Fire are both down, bleeding and battered. They have thrown damn near everything at one another and neither could keep the others shoulders down. We get the announcement that there is five minutes remaining in the match.
The referee starts the ten count on both of them, since they are both down. Stank struggles to his feet and lifts Fire onto his shoulders. He walks to the corner, then runs toward the opposite corner and hits a ROLLING SENTON SPLASH! Stank rolls through it and goes to the corner and climbs the ropes, Stank gets to the top rope and tries the STANKSAULT! HOLY SHIT! Fire moves out of the way though! Stank SLAMS into the mat and gets on one knee holding his midsection. Fire hits the ropes and lays Stank out with a SHINING WIZARD! Fire gets to her feet, holding her ribs, then climbs the turnbuckles and hits the BEST FIRESAULT EVER! Fire covers, the crowd counts along, one…..two……NO! Stank kicks out! Fire stares at the referee in disbelief, even the crowd is stunned.
Fire and Stank get to their feet and stumble into opposite corners. They stare at one another and both smirk, then charge out of the corner and start throwing HAYMAKERS at one another! Stank connects on a couple of shots that stagger Fire, but she fights back with spinning chops to Stank’s chest, and a few well placed left hooks. The crowd is roaring for the brawl when suddenly……..the bell rings?
WINNER – 60 minute time limit draw
The crowd is NOT happy about this, and neither are Stank or Fire. They plead their case to let the match continue. The referee looks to be considering it, but GM the Nate comes out. Stank and Fire are both exhausted in the middle of the ring. The crowd chants “LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!”
Ok, ok, ok guys calm down. We just witnessed one hell of a fight, and while I’m SURE they could go another hour if need be…….I honestly don’t see the need for that. So what I’m going to do is.……..<GM the Nate is interrupted by Christian Carter’s music as he and Alexis come out to the top of the ramp. Carter has a mic of his own>
CC: What you’re GOING to do, is to send Fire and Stank…..no offense big man…..to the back of the line while the Queen of Kings gets the week off from defending HER Intercontinental title, a title she has EARNED!<GM the Nate smirks, Stank looks around like he is deciding what to do, Fire seethes>
GMtN: Is that what I’m going to do?
CC: <getting closer to Nate> If you know what’s good for you…….yes. You forget your place Nate…..this is the King’s World, you are just…….
GMtN: ……the GM of the company
CC: You little sonofabitch if YOU EVER interrupt me again……[/i]
<Alexis takes the mic from Carter and calms him down a bit, she turns and looks at Nate>
Lex: The stipulation was that the WINNER of the match would get a shot at MY title next week. A draw means there are NO winners, therefore, no one gets a shot…..even YOU can understand that, right Nate?
GMtN: <nodding his head> Yeah, I can understand that[/i]
<Alexis and Carter celebrate and start to head to the back, Fire looks even MORE pissed off and Stank is looking none too pleased either>
GMtN: I understand that……….HOWEVER……I also have a company to run, and a show to put on. THEREFORE I……as the General Manager, and the guy who gets to do these things, have decided that next week, you WILL defend your title, and it will be in a TRIPLE THREAT match against Stank AND Firewoman. Now, even YOU can understand that, correct Ms. Darling?<GM the Nate drops the mic and heads to the back while Carter and Lexie seethe with rage. Fire climbs to the middle rope and stares daggers at Alexis, Stank eyes Lexie’s title, then rolls out of the ring and heads to the back>
SUICIDE KINGS vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. TEXPRESS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Triple Threat MatchAwesome Bill and Justin make their way to the ring without the standard entourage. Bill is carrying a cooler which might have something in it. Texpress enters right behind BFE and Bill offers the good old boys a drank which Texpress politely refuses. All four climb the turnbuckles and the crowd cheers.
But those cheers turn to boos when the Suicide Kings hit the stage, holding their World Tag Team Titles over their heads. They strut down the ramp and insist that the referee get the other teams back. Finally Jose and Jason enter the ring and hand the belts to the referee who shows the belts to the crowd and hands them to the timekeeper who then rings the bell. Jose and Jason exit the ring, as Bill finishes his Mason Jar of delightful refreshment and hands it to Justin who exits the ring and almost falls to the floor. Zane steps out and it will be Bill and Chad who will start out. Bill and Chad lock up and immediately Jason begins yelling epithets at Zane. Bill throws Chad into the ropes and Jose steps over and punches Chad in the back, sending him to the mat. The referee turns back to see nothing, but Zane is complaining to the referee. Bill backs Chad to the corner and Jose steps over and grabs Chad and punches him in the back of the head. Bill tries to complain but he gets a backhand to the face. That upsets Bill and he tries to get after Jose but Jose grabs Bill's head and hotshots it over the ring rope. Meanwhile Jason grabs Chad by the ankles and with Joses help, posts Chad in the family jewels. Backstage Miranda is weeping. The Kings dash back to the corner before the referee turns around. Bill blindly reaches up and tags in Jason who grabs Chad and tries to roll him up for a fast three but Zane blocks that. Chad tries to mount an offense but a knee from Jason that was borderline low stops that noise. Jason tries to get Chad up for the Royal Flush but Chad reverses it into a DDT! Chad rolls to the corner but instead of tagging Zane, Justin sticks his hand in for five bucks and it gets misinterpreted as a tag. Jason drags Justin in and mauls him badly with a series of legal and not-so-legal maneuvers. Each time Jason goes for a pin, Justin somehow kicks out. Down the ramp comes Christian Carter and Alexis Darling. They start taunting and threatening and that just gets under Texpress' skin as Chad and Zane hit the ropes and hit dual suicide dives onto the King and Queen. Meanwhile Jason has caught Justin in a full nelson in the middle of the ring and Jose has entered. Jose sets up for a Lightning Kick to Justin but instead he hits Jason! Jason is out! In runs Bill hitting Jose with the Mason Dixon line. Bill drags Justin to the corner and tags. Bill climbs to the ropes....CAN YOU BELIEVE A HILLBILLY CAN FLY? FREEBIRD onto Jason Allen. The referee turns, sees Bill covering Jason, and counts to THREE!
Winners in 23:45 – and NEW (THREE TIME, THREE TIME, THREE TIME) TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS – BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE!
The fight continues between Texpress and the Suicide Kings but Security is down to try to break it up. Bill hoists a semi-conscious Justin on his shoulders as the Referee hands them the Tag Team Titles. They grab the cooler and slap the belts on top as they head to the back....
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