OOWF Blood, Sweat & Tears II PPV
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May 25. 2014CHRIS EVANS & SHANE TUSKA vs. RORY ALBRIGHT & POWERAll four are announced and make their way to the ring. None seem particularly happy that this is a tag match and there is bickering among all four of them. The referee is about to call for the bell when GM the Nate makes his way to the top of the ramp.
Hold on a second…..you know, when you are the GM, in this kind of position of power, sometimes you just assume that your decisions are the right ones. When I made this match last week, I thought it was a solid affair that the fans and wrestlers would enjoy. But this week, I heard a lot of feedback from fans and wrestlers alike who thought this match didn’t quite make sense to them. Now, in years past, previous GM’s probably would have ignored that and gone with their idea anyway, but I want the fans, and especially the wrestlers, to have a say in things. All that being said, I think it makes a WHOLE LOT more sense for this to be a FATAL FOUR WAY <crowd pops> ! Referee, you may NOW ring the bellCHRIS EVANS vs. SHANE TUSKA vs. RORY ALBRIGHT vs. POWERAs soon as the bell rings, Evans charges across the ring and blindsides Albright, sending him between the ropes to the floor. Evans hits the ropes and does a plancha over the top, landing on Albright and driving all the wind out of his lungs. Evans gets to his feet and snarls at the crowd and stands on Albright’s throat while taunting the crowd. Albright fights and finally gets his foot off his throat and gasps for air. Evans is not done yet though, he pulls Albright to his feet and whips him into the steel guardrail, Albright hits chest first and staggers backward, Evans charges at the guardrail and springs to the top and tries a leg lariat, but Albright catches him and dumps him to the floor with a belly to back suplex! Evans’ head slams into the floor and the former world champion doesn’t move. Carrie Weiss races around the ring and checks on Rory and tries to help him to his feet.
Meanwhile, inside the ring, Shane and Power slowly circle one another while Spider yells encouragement from the outside of the ring. Power pauses and offers her hand to Tuska, Tuska pauses for a moment, his expression never changing and bumps knuckles with Power. They lock up and Power immediately grabs a side head lock and takes Tuska to the mat. On the outside, Evans is on his feet and looks at Albright who is on his knees. Evans pulls brass knuckles from his shorts and BLASTS Albright between the eyes sending him to the floor! Evans glances into the ring where Tuska grabs Power in a head scissors. Power pops free and hits the ropes, but Evans grabs her foot and trips her to the mat. Power pops back to her feet and lunges between the ropes at Evans, but Evans KO’s her with a brass knuckle shot!
Evans slides into the ring where Tuska is standing staring at him. Evans offers his hand in friendship, but Tuska just stares at him. Spider climbs onto the apron and says something to Evans, the referee turns to order McNulty down, as soon as the ref’s back is turned, Evans BLASTS Tuska with the knucks! Evans charges across the ring and NAILS McNulty as well, sending him to the floor. He hides the knucks in his trunks again and falls on Tuska and covers, somehow the referee never saw a thing and counts, one…..two…..three. This is a travesty of justice right here.
WINNER in 10:54 – Chris Evans
Evans gets to his feet and grabs a mic and looks around at the carnage, Tuska, Power, Albright and McNulty are all out cold, only Carrie Weiss is left unscathed, and she remains at Rory’s side trying to revive him. Evans grabs a mic
You know…….our esteemed general manager was out here earlier and said something funny. Corbitt said he wanted to listen to the fans and the wrestlers concerning the OOWF product. Uh huh. Well, I couldn’t give a shit less about you idiot fans, but Corbitt……clearly you are not listening to what I am saying.<the crowd boos loudly, but Evans just ignores it and continues on>
I am……without question……THE best wrestler the OOWF has ever seen. If you want to give these moron fans their money’s worth, I should be the main event EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT.. Ghosthead? Ohhh Mr. Spooky. The only reason HE is the champion is because he refuses to face me. Intercontinental champion Stank? Don’t make me laugh. You were a bad joke with Drink & Destroy, and everyone knows Capslock carried your fat ass. And Ecosystem. For fuck’s sake don’t get me started on Ecosystem. I mean, I guess I should congratulate you Corbitt…..you have managed to develop the OOWF’s version of Santino and give him a nice long title run, essentially sucking every ounce of value from that title there ever was. And finally, Miranda Williams and Tommy Wilder……<shaking his head> a makeshift team holding the tag gold after beating those inbred idiots Banned From Everywhere……I would say that reeks of the dying days of WCW, but that would be an insult to the dying days of WCW.<Evans paces around the ring for a moment, clearly not done>
And now this. Shane Tuska and Rory Albright are two punkass kids who haven’t done SHIT in wrestling, OR the OOWF, and here I am having to hold their hands and lead them through a good match. And Power……she’s no rookie, but she’s nowhere NEAR my level. This……this is a complete fucking waste of my time Corbitt. This is a fucking joke, a bad joke………you know……..word gets around the locker room, gossip flies, and the rumor is right now……there is quite an offer on the table for the OOWF. Quite…..a generous offer. An offer for this company to be run by someone who is a WRESTLING GOD. By someone who has a fucking CLUE what is going on. Corbitt…….you would be wise to listen up. You are in over your head. You can’t even get the damn show started on time! Hell even that drunk moron Rick could get our shows started on time! Sell out……or start treating me right, or I might just have to bring the end of the OOWF my own damn self.<Evans drops the mic and leaves the ring. The camera pans up to one of the luxury suites where we see Eric O’Mac. The camera pulls back a little bit, and we see he is flanked by Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Stephanie McMahon and……..Vincent Kennedy McMahon. They all have an evil smile on their faces. What the hell is going on here?>
DK MURPHY vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK – Last Man StandingWe are told there is a disturbance backstage, and the cameras quickly cut back to the Hallway of Random encounters where Moose and Murphy are hammering one another with punches to the face! A referee races to the back, and evidently they are just going to start the match here. Moose rakes Murphy’s eyes and slams him face first into the wall. Murphy recovers quickly and nails Jack with a spinning elbow to the face, then grabs him in a front face lock and hits a snap suplex onto the floor. Murphy gets to his feet and grabs a clangy pole and waits for Jack to get to his feet and BURIES it in his midsection, then puts it across his throat and hits a SIDE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP on the floor!
Murphy grabs a hand full of Moose’s hair and drags him down the hall toward the concourse. They burst from the back and the crowd pops big. DK pull Moose to his feet and whips him into a garbage can. Jack hits shoulder first and sends the can flying, dumping its contents all over the ground. As Murphy approaches, Moose picks up a can and crushes it on the ground. As Murphy pulls him up, Jack slams the flattened can into DK’s forehead. As Murphy staggers, Moose gouges at Murphy’s forehead with the can, opening a nice gash on his forehead. DK staggers away trying to wipe the blood from his eyes, Moose charges at him and DK recovers fast enough to catch him with a big back body drop on the concrete.
Moose howls in pain, so DK kicks him in the face repeatedly. DK pulls Moose up and tries to set up the CHOMP, but Moose shoves him off, sending DK shoulder first into a concrete pillar. DK grabs his arm in pain, Moose grabs him from behind in a CHICKEN WING and falls to the floor. There are no submissions in this match, but the pain on DK’s face is certainly evident. DK reaches up and tries to get to Moose’s eyes, but Jack bites his fingers. DK howls in pain again, and this time grabs a Texas Pete bottle that is on the floor with his free hand, he dumps the sauce all over his fingers and again reaches for Moose’s eyes. This time when Jack tries to bite his hand he gets a mouthful of hot sauce. Moose breaks the hold and DK manages to get it in his eyes as well, which completely blinds Moose.
Jack staggers around the concourse, looking for something to clear his eyes. He grabs a beer and is about to splash it in his face when Murphy grabs him from behind and dumps him to the cement with a BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX! Murphy gets to his feet and sees Moose lying motionless and tells the referee to start the count. The ref starts the count, Moose stirs at seven and manages to get to his feet at nine. DK charges in and tries a clothesline, but Moose grabs him and throws him over his head with a T-BONE SUPLEX that sends DK through the Chickenshit Heels Discount Merchandise Table! Moose grabs a replica Box O’Promos and SLAMS it upside DK’s head, then pulls him up and wraps a long sleeve Johnny Adrenaline “Adrenaline Rush” t-shirt around his throat and tries to choke him out. DK starts to fade, but he reaches up and DROPS Moose with a STUNNER! STUNNER! STUNNER!
Jack slumps to the mat and DK pulls him to his feet and lifts him onto his shoulders. Jack heads to the concession stand and climbs onto the counter then hits an F5 that DRIVES Moose onto the counter! Moose bounces off the counter and falls to the floor, DK quickly gets to his feet and leaps off the counter driving an elbow right into Jack’s heart. DK once again orders the ref to start the count, but Moose is back on his feet at eight. DK picks up a bottle and SMASHES it on Moose’s head, Jack drops to his knees as blood pours down his face. DK grabs Moose to pull him to his feet, but Moose hits a LOW BLOW doubling Murphy over in pain.
Moose grabs Murphy and runs toward the stairs and LAUNCHES him down the steps! Murphy hits several stairs then lands on the landing clearly in pain while the fans yell for him to get to his feet. As Murphy gets to his feet, Moose runs and jumps off the stairs and KILLS him with a BUISAKU KNEE to the face that sends him the rest of the way down the stairs to ringside. The referee starts the count while Moose stands over DK taunting him. The referee gets to eight and DK uses the guardrail to pull himself to his feet. Moose clotheslines him over the guardrail to ringside, then hops over the barricade and slams DK’s face into the ringpost.
Murphy staggers and falls to the floor, leaning against the steel. Moose gets in his face and mocks him for not staying up, DK grabs Moose and BITES HIS FOREHEAD! Moose howls in pain and rakes DK’s eyes to free himself then staggers around the ring and pulls out a table. Jack sets it up and pulls DK to his feet and lays him on it and heads to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle. DK gets off the table and climbs the corner as well and sets Moose up for a SUPERPLEX but Moose holds on for dear life. Moose hammers Murphy in the face with punches and he falls off the turnbuckle into the middle of the ring. As Murphy falls, his foot catches the referee in the face and he tumbles out of the ring to the floor.
Moose stands on the ropes, wipes the blood from his eyes and tries a FLYING KNEE DROP, but Murphy moves out of the way at the last second and Moose crashes and burns. The crowd boos loudly as referee Ben Coleman makes his way to the ring. DK throws Moose out of the ring and lifts him onto the table and climbs up and sets up for the CHOMP, but Coleman warns Murphy that that move is somehow illegal. Murphy drops Moose and jumps off the table and grabs Coleman by the shirt. He threatens to hit him, until Moose grabs him from behind and hits a BACKDROP DRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE! DK SLAMS his head on the table, then the floor. Moose gets to his feet, barely, and Coleman starts a VERY fast ten count! Murphy tries to get to his feet, but Coleman conveniently looks the other way as Moose kicks Murphy in the face sending him back to the floor, and gets to ten and raises Moose’s arm in victory!
WINNER in 33:12 – Moosehead Jack
SUICIDE KINGS vs. TEXPRESSTexpress are announced first and make their way to the ring. Chad and Zane continue to be one of the most popular teams in OOWF history. They slap hands with the fans, slide into the ring and pose for the crowd. While they are doing this, Reyna and Allen sneak through the crowd and hop the guard rail and slide under the ropes and attack Chad and Zane from behind!
Allen POPS Chad with a SUPERKICK to the back of the head that sends him into the corner. As he sits up, Allen charges in and catches him with a knee to the face that nearly knocks Chad cold. Reyna ducks a clothesline attempt from Zane and clips the back of his leg, driving him to the mat. Allen and Reyna pull Zane to his feet and dump him over the top rope to the floor. They follow him out of the ring and pull Zane up and slam him knee first into the stairs. Zane slumps to the floor and Allen connects with a running boot to the face, then Reyna grabs him in a front face lock and DDT’s him on the floor! Zane may be out cold!
The Kings head back into the ring and they both put the boots to Chad in the corner. The referee finally makes Reyna get out of the ring and Allen pulls Chad to his feet and sends him to the ropes and connects with a perfect dropkick to the jaw on the rebound. Allen covers, but Chad kicks out at two. Allen keeps Chad on the mat and reaches out and tags in Reyna. Jose hits the ropes and drives a knee down onto Chad’s ribs and covers him again, but again Chad kicks out at two.
The Kings work over Chad’s ribs, dropping elbows and knees onto his ribs. Reyna lifts Chad up and drops him across his knee and tags in Allen, who comes in with a flying elbow drop across Chad’s chest spinning him to the mat. Allen covers again, but Chad kicks out once again. The crowd starts to roar as Zane fight back to his feet and gets onto the apron, holding his head and looking a little glassy eyed, but otherwise chomping at the bit to get into the ring and get his hands on the Kings.
Allen pulls Chad to his feet and drives him to the mat with a snap suplex, then pulls him up for a second and tags in Reyna. Allen lifts Chad for a suplex, then brings him straight down, BRAINBUSTER! Reyna soars off the top rope FROG SPLASH! Reyna hooks Chad hard, one, two…..NO! Zane comes in and makes the save, dropping an elbow onto the back of Reyna’s head. As the referee ushers Zane out of the ring, Allen comes in and chokes Chad, standing on his throat. Finally Zane leaves the ring and Allen bails as well. Reyna pulls a gasping Madison to his feet and grabs his leg. Chad tries to steady himself, Reyna tries to sweep the leg, but Chad leaps up and POPS him with an ENZUGURI to the back of the head!
Reyna staggers but doesn’t go down. Chad tries to dive between his legs to make the tag, but Reyna grabs his leg and sits down into a SINGLE CRAB! Chad continues to fight toward his corner, so Reyna hooks the leg, then reaches around and grabs Chad in a facelock as well. The referee moves in close to see if Chad wants to quit but he refuses to give up. Reyna finally breaks the hold and lands a stomp to the small of Chad’s back, then pulls him up and lifts him for a belly to back suplex, but Chad flips free and lands on his feet, grabs Reyna around the waist and runs him toward the Texpress corner. As they get there, Zane HAMMERS Reyna with a forearm to the jaw, and tags in Chad.
Chad continues the move, hitting CHAOS THEORY! Reyna kicks out and gets to his feet and gets run over by Zane, who DECIMATES him with a clothesline! Allen comes in and gets caught in the gut with a kick from Zane. Zane grabs him by the throat and lifts him with both hands, then DRIVES him to the mat. Reyna is back on his feet and tries to attack, but Zane side steps him and sends him to the ropes and connects with a big POWERSLAM on the rebound! Reyna and Allen both bail out of the ring and fall to the floor, the crowd is beside themselves with joy seeing the Kings get what they deserve.
Zane reaches over the top rope and grabs Reyna and pulls him to the apron, then lifts him for a suplex, but Allen hops onto the apron and lands a knee to Zane’s jewels that causes him to drop Reyna, Reyna SPIKES him to the mat with a DDT! The crowd goes from cheering madly to booing them out of the building. Reyna drags Zane to the Kings corner and they take turns brutalizing him with kicks and punches. Chad races in and lunges at Allen, but Allen drops off the apron and the referee turns and tries to get Chad out of the ring. While the referee is doing that, Reyna motions to Allen and he rummages under the ring and comes out with a can of something and a cloth. What the hell, what is that smell? IT’S ETHER! THOSE BASTARDS!
Allen hands the rag to Reyna and Jose whips Zane to the ropes and catches him on the rebound in a sleeper hold! Reyna cleverly hides the cloth in his hand, but makes sure to cover Zane’s nose and mouth. Chad has no idea what is going on, and he yells for his partner to fight it. Zane fights for a moment, then slumps to his knees and goes limp. The referee checks his arm, it drops once, twice, three times! The referee turns and calls for the bell.
WINNERS in 18:18 – Suicide Kings
Chad is stunned on the apron, he races into the ring to check on his partner and sees the rag Reyna used and smells it and almost falls over. Chad goes to the referee and shows him the rag, but the referee never saw Reyna using it! The Kings retreat up the ramp laughing their heads off. Medics hit the ring and help revive Zane. Zane wakes up, completely glassy eyed and has no idea where he is. Chad, Miranda and Bridgette help Chad to the back, Bridgette and Miranda are concerned, but Chad is something else, Chad is livid.
ECOSYSTEM vs. LD WILLIAMS – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchLD is announced and makes his way to the ring. As usual LD shows very little emotion, but a ton of focus. He steps between the ropes and waits in the corner for his opponent. The OOWF Onslaught Champion, Ecosystem, is announced and gets a huge ovation from the crowd. Eco comes to the top of the ramp dressed in an expensive three piece suit with the title around his waist. He slowly makes his way to the ring and stops, eyeing LD while he takes off his jacket, tie, shirt and pants and slowly steps into the ring. Eco hands the title to the referee and offers his hand to LD. LD eyes him warily and shakes it, then the ref holds up the title and calls for the bell.
Eco and LD slowly circle one another and lock up, LD grabs an arm wringer but Eco comes right back with a knee to the gut then grabs a side head lock. LD shoots him to the ropes and catches him with a hip toss on the rebound. LD tries to drop an elbow, but Eco rolls out of the way and gets to his feet. As soon as Eco stands up, LD shoots in and takes Eco to the mat and tries to lock in a figure four, but Eco repeatedly kicks him in the face forcing the break. The final kick sends LD staggering back into the corner. Eco gets to his feet and races into the corner and monkey flips LD out, but LD lands on his feet and hits the ropes, Eco tries a clothesline, but LD ducks the move, floats over and tries a DDT, but Eco shoves him back into the corner again. The referee gets between them and calls for a clean break and Eco backs away slowly with a smirk on his face.
They both move to the middle of the ring to lock up again, this time when they move to lock up, LD SLAMS Eco in the face with a headbutt that sends Eco to one knee. LD grabs a front face lock and lifts Eco for a suplex, then drops him on the top rope. LD hits the ropes and tries to clothesline Eco off the apron, but Eco falls to the apron and low bridges him, sending LD sailing over the top rope to the floor where LD grabs his neck in pain. Eco slips back into the ring and lets the referee start the twenty count, then sees LD isn’t moving so he goes out to check on him.
When Eco gets to the floor he keeps his distance, because Eco is not Sting. LD stirs and starts to get to his feet so Eco grabs him and shoots him into the ring and slides in after him and covers, but LD kicks out at two. With LD trapped on the mat, Eco pounces and locks in the RINGS OF SATURN! LD howls in pain and looks like he might give up, but he fights through the pain and manages to work around and get his foot on the bottom rope.
LD Williams has used his first rope breakEco pulls LD to his feet and lands several chops, then tries a whip to the ropes, but holds on and pulls LD back into a SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE! LD hits the mat hard, once again holding his neck, Eco covers, but LD powers out at two. Eco pulls LD up and shoves him into the corner and lights him up with chops, but LD does not care for being chopped, so he reverses Eco in the corner and DESTROYS him with some CANADIAN VIOLENCE! LD beats Eco to the mat, then takes a few steps back and charges in for a knee to the face, but Eco moves out of the way and LD slams into the turnbuckle sternum first. As he staggers around the ring, Eco gets to his feet. LD sees Eco up and charges, but Eco HOTSHOTS him on the top rope, sending LD’s head snapping backward, and sending him right back to the mat. Eco covers and hooks the leg hard, but LD shows his resolve and kicks out at two.
Eco keeps LD on the mat and tries to set LD up for the CATTLE MUTILATION, but LD fights the hold and once again gets his foot to the bottom rope to break the hold.
LD Williams has used his second rope breakEco seems to be on top of his game tonight, he releases the hold and pulls LD up and hits a series of spinning chops that backs LD into the corner. Eco lands several knees to the gut, then sets LD on the top rope and climbs up for a SUPERPLEX! LD fights the move with shots to Eco’s ribs, but he can’t shake Eco free. Finally Eco hooks the move and takes LD over with a SUPERPLEX! LD slams into the mat and grabs his neck in clear pain. Eco quickly gets to his feet and climbs back to the top rope. As LD stands up, Eco dives for a FLYING CLOTHESLINE, but LD grabs his arm in mid-air and spins him to the mat into the CROSSFACE! Eco is in a WORLD of trouble right now!
Eco fights with everything he has, and LD pulls back as hard as he can, trying to separate Eco’s head from his body. Eco finally manages to get his toe on the bottom rope forcing the break.
Ecosystem has used his first rope breakLD keeps the hold locked in, and the referee warns him that he is going to be disqualified. LD keeps the move locked on.
LD Williams has used his first referee warningLD continues to keep the hold locked on and the referee warns him a second time…..
LD Williams has used his second referee warningLD still doesn’t break the hold, and the referee has no choice…..
LD Williams has used his final referee warningLD finally breaks the hold and Eco slumps to the mat, now grabbing HIS neck in pain. LD pulls Eco to his feet and grabs him around the waist and hits a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! Both men remain down on the mat and the ref starts the ten count. LD is up first and heads to the corner, it looks like he is going to try a FLYING HEADBUTT, but Eco gets to his feet, runs to the corner and BLASTS LD with a kick to the side of the head! Eco falls to the mat, and LD falls off the top rope, hits the ropes and falls into the middle of the ring.
Eco is up first and calls for the ENF! As he waits for LD to get to his feet, we see Christian Carter and Alexis Darling race to the ring. Carter starts yelling something at the referee, getting his attention, meanwhile Lexie hops on the apron behind Eco, he turns around and lunges at her, but she drops off the ropes. Eco reaches between the ropes for Lexie, but she zaps him with a TASER! Eco howls in pain and staggers toward the middle of the ring, completely dazed, LD gets to his feet and shoves the referee aside, kicks Eco in the gut and lands the CANADIAN DESTROYER! LD covers, one….two….THREE! New Onslaught Champion! The referee never saw a thing!
WINNER in 13:34 – and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion – LD Williams
CRASH & BURN vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match“Insane in the Brain” plays and Banned From Everywhere come out from the back, Justin riding Drunkette and Bill riding Drunkey while Ellie May follows behind on the Likkercycle. The fans roar for the unorthodox duo and they get to the ring, dismount and climb between the ropes. Crash & Burn is announced next, and Miranda and Tommy come out to the top of the ramp and wait for their music to hit the intense part, then sprint to the ring and slide under the bottom rope before hopping to the top turnbuckle, then doing a back flip back to the middle of the ring. They shake hands with Justin and Bill and hand off the titles and the ref calls for the bell and this one is underway!
Bill and Tommy lock up and Tommy catches Bill with a spinning heel kick that rocks the big man. Tommy tries a whip to the ropes, but Bill reverses it and sends Tommy, and tries to elevate him on the rebound, but Tommy shifts his weight and snaps Bill over with a HURRACARANA! Bill gets right back to his feet and Tommy charges, but Bill back drops him over the top rope to the apron. Wilder lands a kick to the back of Bill’s head that sends him lurching forward, Wilder then springs to the top rope and takes Bill to the mat with a BULLDOG! Wilder kips up and tags in Miranda, they wait for Bill to get to his feet and hit a DOUBLE DROPKICK. Miranda covers Bill, but he kicks out at two.
Miranda pulls Bill to his feet and lands a series of kicks to the sides of his legs and ribs, stunning the big man, then lines him up for the kick to the head, but Bill ducks the kick and grabs Miranda and PLANTS her on the mat with a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Bill covers, but Miranda kicks out at one. Bill pulls Miranda to her feet and tags in Justin, then sends her to the ropes and drops to his hands and knees. Justin comes in and launches himself off Bill’s back and slams into Miranda sending her to the mat. Justin covers, but Miranda kicks out at two.
Justin is FIRED UP though! He grabs Miranda in a side head lock and points to the corner and hits the HIGH RISK HEADLOCK! He keeps hold of Miranda and races to the opposite corner and lands the DOUG HATES TOAST! Justin covers Miranda, but she kicks out at two. Justin pulls Miranda up and grabs a side head lock again, but this time Miranda takes him down with a BACKDROP DRIVER folding Justin in half. Miranda pulls Justin up and shoves him into the corner and sets him on the top rope and climbs up for a superplex, but Justin fights out of it with a kick to the leg. As Miranda falls off the turnbuckle, she catches her arm across the top rope snapping it HARD. Miranda falls to the mat, then quickly crawls over to her corner and tags in Wilder before rolling to the floor holding her shoulder.
Wilder comes in and as Justin drops to the mat out of the corner, he grabs him and sends him to the ropes and catches him in an ABDOMINAL STRETCH on the rebound! Justin howls in pain, but somehow manages to reverse the move quickly. Wilder reverses it again. Then Justin. Then Wilder. Then Justin. Then Wilder. Then Justin. Back and forth we go until Justin is the one who has the move locked on Tommy, but HE is the one howling in pain while Wilder and the referee just look at him. Justin realizes what is going on, shrugs his shoulders and falls to the mat putting Tommy’s shoulders down for a two count.
Wilder kicks out and goes after Justin, but Justin crawls between his legs and tags in Bill. Bill comes into the ring and tries a clothesline, but Wilder takes him to the mat with a deep arm drag. As Bill gets to his feet, Wilder tries another HURRACARANA but Bill catches him and POWERBOMBS him to the mat! Wilder’s head slams off the mat and the high flyer is dazed. Bill heads to the corner and launches the FREEBIRD and covers, but Tommy escapes at two.
On the outside, OOWF Medical is out checking on Miranda, she is still holding her arm and pointing to her shoulder, she may have dislocated it. The medic works on it, possibly trying to pop it back into place. Meanwhile inside the ring Bill sends Tommy to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a SNAP POWERBOMB then locks him in the CUYLER CLUTCH! Wilder screams in pain, but he sees his partner on the outside and fights the pain. Wilder manages to get to the ropes and force the break, but the damage may already have been done. Bill tags in Justin, and they hit TAG TEAM FINISHER #1! Justin covers Wilder, but Tommy rolls his shoulder at two.
Justin gets to his feet and looks slightly lost, then heads to the corner, turns back around and drags Wilder closer to the corner, then heads to the top rope for his JUSTIN SANE LEGDROP! Wilder was playing a little possum though, and when Justin leaps, Wilder gets to his feet and POPS him with a SUPERKICK to the jaw! Justin is OUT! Bill comes in to help his partner, but Tommy ducks a clothesline attempt from Bill and clotheslines him out of the ring to the floor. Tommy goes to the top rope and hits the AIRWALK! He covers Justin, one….two….THREE! The champs retain!
WINNERS in 15:01 – Crash & Burn
Wilder leaves the ring and checks on Miranda. Ellie May checks on Justin and Bill and they are ok and head outside the ring to check on Miranda as well. She is on her feet and assures them that her shoulder is ok. They all exchange handshakes and BFE heads to the back while Miranda and Tommy collect their titles.
CHLOE vs. TBA – No DisqualificationTwo stagehands bring a glass drum filled with papers. Following them, Chloe Neal skips out to ringside as Kawehi's Closer plays. Her casted hand and branding iron contrast with the...sequined gown she's wearing? She grabs a microphone and climbs the steps.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to a very special game, where we will pick our victim...OH I'M SORRY...our contestant, at random. Our General Manager Nate is backstage with a camera and he will notify the contestant selected to join me in the ring tonight. Are you ready, Nate?”
We see Nate backstage with a clipboard. He nods his head.
“OK, let me reach into this drum....here.”
Chloe picks out a paper and shows it to the camera.
“Lucky number 13, Nate. Find number 13 on your clipboard and bring them out.”
Nate looks at the clipboard, shakes his head, and begins walking. He passes most of the locker room areas and heads straight to Medical. He finds Firewoman and Alexander Darling checking on Miranda Williams. Nate points to Miranda and says, “You're up. You and Chloe. Now.” Darling shakes his head while Firewoman grabs Nate and says,”No, you can't do this. She's already wrestled.” Nate just shakes his head. Miranda gets up, holding her shoulder and tells Fire it's alright. Firewoman shouts into the camera,”No...no, Chloe, please...”
Chloe answers back, “There, there, Fire. You had your chance to keep this from happening. It's too late. Unless you...well, we all know the answer to that.
Fire is...crying? Miranda tells her it's alright as she accompanies Nate out of medical. Alex holds Fire and tries to comfort her.
Serena Ryder's Stompa plays as Miranda makes her way down to the ring. She climbs into the ring and assumes a defensive position, favoring that shoulder. Chloe smiles and walks toward Miranda, holding up a hand.
“At ease, Miranda. I just wanna talk to you. Now, you have a pretty good idea why you're in here, right?”
Miranda nods her head
“You know, I actually ought to respect you. After all, you're a Williams. Your dad is a kick ass wrestler. An OOWF Original™. Yeah, last time we got in the ring together you were overmatched, overpowered, and, well, let's face it. I kicked your ass. But look at you now. You're half of the Tag Team Champions, former Onslaught Champion, and you aren't scared of anything. You've got spunk kid. You're gonna go far. How does it feel to be better than the person who trained you? How does it feel to be better...and braver...than Firewoman?”
The crowd oooos and boos that statement and Miranda looks angry and rares back when Chloe hold sup her hands.
“My bad, my bad. You look up to that woman, no matter how bad she treats you, no matter how much of a kid she treats you like. Frankly, it doesn't surprise me. After all, you've taken her place in one spot, haven't you? You know, as the primary Scrabble partner of her former squeeze.”
The crowd hoots and hollers.
“Gosh, I don't even mention his name, and y'all cheer him.”
Chloe moves closer.
“Tell me, Miranda. Who is it that wears the spurs in that relationship? And does he even last the full eight seconds?”
Miranda's had enough and rares back and slugs Chloe who goes down. Miranda picks up the drawing drum and drops it on Chloe's head and it shatters, strewing debris and paper all over the ring. Miranda starts kicking Chloe and tearing at that dress. Fortunately Chloe has on her wrestling gear underneath. Miranda takes the tattered dress and wraps it around Chloe's neck and starts choking her. Somewhere in all this the referee has ordered the bell rung and is telling Miranda to let go of the dress, which Miranda does before pushing the referee back. Miranda turns around and Chloe drives that cast into Miranda's stomach which takes the wind out of her. A sharp uppercut with the cast puts Miranda on her back. But Chloe is having a hard time catching her breath. Chloe tries to pick up Miranda but she's still got a lot of fight in her and fights back. She slugs away at Chloe and pushes her back into the ropes and throws her across the ring before nailing Chloe with a Clothesline! But Miranda used that arm that got tweaked in the Tag Tem match and holds it. She climbs to the top rope and comes off with a Frogsplash! She goes for the pin but Chloe powers out. Miranda picks up Chloe and goes for the Desecrator but Chloe is able to muscle up Miranda and drops her on that shoulder. Miranda appears to be in a world of hurt as Chloe starts pounding away on that injured shoulder with the cast. She picks up Miranda and drops that shoulder over her knee. The fans boo as Chloe stretches that arm into a hammerlock, picks up Miranda and bodyslams her on that arm. Chloe turns to the crowd and yells “Where's your Firewoman now?” The crowd boos Chloe before starting a chant of “Fi-re-wo-man” Clap Clap Clapclapclap. But no Firewoman to be seen. Chloe picks up Miranda and throws her into the corner. Chloe steps out on the apron and grabs that injured arm. She holds onto the arm as she jumps to the floor and Miranda screams in pain as she holds that shoulder tighter. Chloe takes her time getting back into the ring and wastes no time in locking in the LONDON DUNGEON! Miranda screams in pain but refuses to tap out. Finally Chloe leans back a little more and suddenly Miranda begins tapping violently.
Winner in 14:33 – Chloe
But Chloe doesn't release the hold. The referee begins counting but Chloe abruptly releases the hold and rolls out of the ring when out from the back comes ALEXANDER DARLING! Darling rolls into the ring as Chloe rolls out and finds her microphone.
“Well, well, well. Seems the purseholder has made his way out here. Seems like your wife let you have your testicles back.”
The crowd booing.
“Tell you what, Alex. You said once that my time would be soon. How about proving that my time is here. You and me, at Mayhem. Something simple. An I QUIT match. How about it?”
Alex starts to turn away to check on Miranda when Chloe speaks up. “No big surprise there. Looks like Alexander Dumbshit is just as afraid of me as his poor helpless wifey.”
Alex turns and hits the rope yelling at Chloe. We hear Alex saying “Beware of what you want, little girl. Because you've got it!”
“Oh, there you go! Make the match, Nate. Alexander Darling and Chloe Neal in an I QUIT match at Mayhem. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a fight to be getting ready for. For that matter, so do you.”
Chloe drops the mike and skips up the ramp, laughing all the way. Darling snarls and follows behind her, with plenty of security between them.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. STAN FULTON – Sadistic Madness“The Crusher” Stan Fulton is out first. He walks slowly to the ring carrying Bloody Mary. As the crowd boos grow louder and louder, Fulton looks at Bloody Mary and a smile creeps across his face. Fulton heads to the corner and waits. Alexander Darling is announced, but doesn’t come out right away. The crowd starts to get nervous, wondering what happened. Darling finally comes out from the back with his head bandaged and glares at Fulton. Stan smirks and once again looks down at Bloody Mary. Darling snarls and pulls his sledgehammer from behind the curtain and slowly points it at Fulton. Fulton’s demeanor changes completely and he motions for Darling to bring it. Alex sprints to the ring and slides under the bottom rope and the two meet in the middle of the ring and start trading punches, the ref calls for the bell and the match is underway!
Alex backs Stan into the corner and hammers him with punches to the face, then whips him across the ring to the opposite corner and charges in with a flying forearm to the face that drops Stan to the mat. Alex grabs Stan’s head and repeatedly hammers him with knees to the face. Fulton slumps to the mat and rolls out of the ring staggering, checking his head for blood. Darling climbs onto the apron and sprints and leaps and catches Fulton with a flying knee to the face that sends him crashing into, then over the Vietnamese Announce Table. The rules of this match are very simple. Anything goes. The only way there can be a pin counted, or submission is only after both men are bleeding. Stan tries to get to his feet, but Darling is waiting for him, he brings the sledgehammer down, luckily Fulton moves out of the way and the hammer breaks the table in half instead of Fulton’s skull.
Stan gets to his feet and grabs a chair and throws it at Alex, but Alex swats it away with the sledgehammer and lands a kick to Stan’s ribs. Darling drops the sledge and pulls Stan up and sits him in a chair, then climbs to the apron again, runs the apron and leaps off catching Stan with a SICK KICK to the side of the head! Stan’s head SLAMS into the guardrail and he falls to the floor grabbing his face. The referee steps in to see if Fulton is bleeding, but he is not…….not for long though.
Darling traps Fulton’s arms in the guardrail, essentially rendering him helpless. Alex stands for a moment and looks at Fulton with a sick grin on his face, then kicks Stan right in the face. Fulton’s head slumps and Alex turns and looks for something under the ring. He pulls out a bat wrapped in barbed wire. Not HDB, but close enough. Darling slowly walks up to Fulton and stares at him “you want to be manipulated by the Puppet Master? Then you will bleed for the Puppet Master.” With that Alex repeatedly rakes the barbs across Fulton’s forehead, Stan howls in pain but is helpless to do anything to stop it. After several minutes, Fulton is Full Muta, bleeding buckets from his face. He remains hung up in the steel head down, blood dripping off his face. The crowd roars for what Alex has done, but Stan just slowly looks up at Alex, with a sick grin on his face and spits a mouth full of blood in Alex’s face.
Alex grabs a chair and turns to bring it down on Stan’s head, but the big man finally frees himself and rolls out of the way and Alex warps the chair on the guardrail. Darling drops the chair and staggers away. Fulton slowly gets to his feet and tries to wipe the blood from his eyes, but it is of little use. Darling turns around and charges at Stan, but Fulton catches him with a boot to the gut, then grabs him by the throat and lifts him off his feet and SLAMS him back first into the guardrail. Darling falls to the ground, Stan pulls him to a sitting position and pulls the bandage off his head, and we see a nasty goose egg on Darling’s forehead with a few stitches already there. Evidently Bloody Mary left her mark earlier in the evening.
Stan tilts Darling’s head back and repeatedly drops elbows down onto the wound. When that doesn’t work, Stan digs in with his fingers and tries to pull the stitches out. When THAT fails, he BITES Alex, pulling the stitches out with his teeth! The crowd recoils in horror, but Fulton seems to be loving every second of it. Darling howls in pain as the blood begins to flow down his face. And NOW this is an official match! Stan pulls Alex up and rolls him under the bottom rope and follows him into the ring and stands over him glaring down at the man he calls Reek.
Fulton steps on Darling’s stomach and just stands there for a moment, Darling howls in pain and Fulton steps away then pulls Alex to his feet and whips him into the corner and peppers him with Vader punches to the side of the head. Darling gets his arms up and blocks some, and finally fights out of the corner and does a bit of rope a dope, but more of the shots connect and soon enough Darling is staggering trying to stay upright. Stan grabs a stunned Darling and sends him to the ropes and lifts him onto his shoulders and does a FORWARD ROLL SENTON right into the corner, where Fulton gets up, climbs to the middle rope and does a VADER SPLASH! You can hear all the wind rush out of Darling’s ribs as Fulton covers, one….two…….NO! Alex manages to kick out at two!
Fulton grabs Darling again and pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but Alex catches him with a kick to the gut doubling Fulton over. Darling slams Fulton’s head into his knee, then sets him up…..PEDIGREE! Darling rolls Fulton over, but doesn’t go for the pin, instead he grabs his sledge hammer and climbs to the top rope. But Alex takes a little too long and Fulton gets to his feet and catches him in the corner. Fulton and Alex fight it out, Darling rears back with the sledge and NAILS Fulton between the eyes! Fulton stumbles out of the corner and falls to the mat on his hands and knees, a fresh new gash on his head spurting more blood. Darling climbs to the top rope and waits for Stan to stand up and turn around, then leaps and NAILS Fulton with a sledgehammer shot to the head! Fulton slowly falls backward to the mat and Darling falls on top of him and covers, one….two…..NO! Fulton kicks out at two! How the hell did he do that?
Darling snaps at the referee, then grabs his sledge again and drives it down on Stan’s knee repeatedly. Stan howls in pain and grabs his knee, but Darling is not done yet. Alex grabs Stan’s legs and turns him over in the MONEY CLIP! The referee is right there to check on Stan to see if he wants to quit, but Fulton refuses. He slowly drags himself to the ropes while Alex leans back even further putting more and more pressure on his knee. Finally after several agonizing minutes, Fulton makes it to the bottom rope and forces the break. Alex keeps the hold on until the referee threatens disqualification, then finally releases. Fulton grabs his knee and slides out of the ring to the floor.
As Fulton limps around the ring Darling follows behind him landing kicks to the back of Stan’s knee. The big man finally drops to his knees and Darling chokes him on the guardrail, then grabs a cord running around ringside and chokes him with that. Fulton slowly gets to his feet and shoves away from the guardrail, catching Alex’s back on the apron. Darling falls to the floor grabbing his lower back in pain. Fulton pulls him up and rolls him into the ring.
They continue on for another half hour at least, pummeling one another into near submission. Both men are slowed by blood loss, but neither can keep the other down for long. Stan is having trouble standing on his knee, while Alex can barely stand up straight because of his back, made no better by several powerbombs into the turnbuckle and ring apron. The crowd is roaring, cheering the effort more than the people, especially Stan.
The end of the match comes when Alex has Stan on the apron, against the turnbuckle. He has been hammering Fulton with a chain wrapped around his fist and Stan looks like he is just about out on his feet. Earlier on, a table had been set up on this side of the ring. Alex begins to climb the turnbuckle, it looks like he wants to send Stan through the table with a HURRACARANA! He drops onto Stan’s shoulders, but the big man is not ready for that just yet, he holds on and drops Alex to the mat, Darling SLAMS into the apron, then rolls off right onto the table. Stan stumbles down the apron and half falls, half leaps and hits the DROP LINE sending he and Alex both crashing through the table! The crowd pops with a very appropriate HOLY SHIT chant. Both men lie there in the wreckage for a moment, the referee starts a ten count, but Fulton and Alex manage to get to their feet, barely. Fulton grabs Alex and rolls him into the ring and climbs in after him, as he is stepping between the ropes, Alex hits a low drop kick on Stan’s knee. Alex hits the opposite ropes and tries for another one, but before he can land it, Stan comes off the ropes with a SPINNING CLEAR CUT! Darling does a complete 360 and hits the mat, dazed. Fulton falls on him and covers one…..two……THREE! Darling rolls his shoulder a fraction of a second too late!
WINNER in 49:41 – Stan Fulton
STANK vs. FIREWOMAN vs. ALEXIS DARLING – OOWF Intercontinental Title Triple Threat MatchEveryone is introduced and makes their way to the ring. Fire glares at Lexie and paces back and forth. Just as the bell is about to ring, Chloe walks out to the top of the stage and just looks at Fire and laughs. Fire swallows hard and suddenly seems to be VERY aware of her position. She looks around nervously, then bails out of the ring and heads through the crowd to the back. The crowd boos this a little bit, Chloe just smirks and laughs, then skips around the stage before going to the back while laughing her head off. Stank and Lexie just shrug and the referee calls for the bell.
There is certainly no love lost between these two and it shows as they go at it. Stank and Alexis rip into one another with punches and kicks. Stank gets the upper hand and backs Lexie into the corner and unloads a series of chops. The crowd suddenly roars as Eco system is making a beeline to the ring holding a baseball bat! He slides into the ring and looks at Stank, Stank eyes him for a moment, then Eco goes after Alexis, BURYING the bat in her ribs! The referee immediately calls for the bell!
WINNER in 4:02 by disqualification – Alexis Darling
Stank goes after Eco, but he catches the bat in the ribs as Eco and Lexie tear at one another. Soon enough, Christian Carter, Jose Reyna and Jason Allen hit the ring and begin a beat down of Eco. That doesn’t last long however, as Alexander Darling, Matt Folz and Mai Muyo race to the ring. Stank stands there not entirely sure who to go after, until Moose, Chloe, Stan and LD come to the ring and pull the big man out. The Saints retreat and wait at the top of the ramp while the others tear into one another.
Alexis and Mai fall between the ropes to the floor and fight it out, Eco and Allen fight, Reyna and Alex fight and Folz goes after Carter. These eight are doing their best to kill one another. Soon enough, weapons come into play, tables are broken, chairs are used, there is blood, broken bodies, broken bottles, and everything else you can imagine at ringside. The PHWF roster races to the ring to break it up, though Moose stops the Black Hand from getting involved, preferring to keep the Saints out of it. When that doesn’t work, the Nova Scotia Championship Wrestling roster comes out, and when THAT doesn’t work, we finally get Nova Scotia’s finest. Ghosthead makes his way out to the top of the ramp with his title over his shoulder and watches it all with an amused look on his face. GM the Nate is also out, and is screaming at the wrestlers to restore some order.
The brawl rages on, and Nate is getting more and more desperate to stop it before we have another riot and more jail time for the roster. The Kings and White Hats (for lack of better cohesive name) cannot seem to be stopped. Finally after nearly half an hour of brawling that saw the ring suffer significant damage, and everything at ringside used as a weapon, the eight bleeding wrestlers are restrained and helped to the back. Half of them on stretchers. Nate looks around frantically and sees Ghostehad heading to the ring.
GHOSTHEAD vs. MATT FOLZ vs. MAI MUYO vs. CHRISTIAN CARTER – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Fatal Four WayGhost steps into the wrecked ring. The ropes are hanging down, the mat is ripped, and one of the turnbuckles has been snapped off completely. He surveys the damage, then looks at a referee and orders him into the ring. The ref looks confused, Ghost says something to him, and he calls for the bell…..then immediately starts a ten count………after ten seconds, he calls for the bell again, what the hell?
WINNER in :10 via countout and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Ghosthead
Ghost holds his title up and leaves the ring and heads to the back. The Saints nearly fall over with laughter while Corbitt looks horrified. The crowd boos this decision loudly and clearly NOT happy with the outcome. The camera pans to Eric O’Mac’s suite where Vince McMahon is laughing hysterically with an evil grin on his face as we fade to black.
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