OOWF Maple Leaf Massacre II
Live! From Waywayseecappo, Manitoba, Canada
June 29, 2014
RORY ALBRIGHT vs. SPIDER MCNULTYRory comes to the ring accompanied by Carrie Weiss. Albright does not seem to be in a good mood tonight, he ignores the fans and rolls under the bottom rope and stands in the corner looking impatient. “The Rage” plays and Spider McNulty slowly makes his way to the ring. He climbs onto the apron and looks at Rory carefully, then wipes his feet and steps into the ring. McNulty leans against the ropes with an odd smile on his face. The referee calls for the bell and the match is underway.
Spider moves to the middle of the ring and Rory walks up to him and looks him up and down. We her Rory call Spider an old man, but it gets no reaction from McNulty. Spider offers his hand, but Rory slaps him across the face. THAT gets a reaction from McNulty, he cocks his fist back and pops Rory in the mouth, sending him to the mat. Albright backs to the corner on his backside holding his jaw. Carrie Weiss tries to comfort him, but Rory pushes her aside. Rory pulls himself to his feet using the ropes, and charges out of the ring and he and Spider lock up.
Albright grabs a side head lock and grinds in on hard, but Spider shoves Rory to the ropes and takes him down with a shoulder block on the rebound. Albright pops to his feet and Spider scoops him up and runs to the corner, slams him into the corner, then runs to the middle of the ring and PLANTS him with a POWERSLAM! Spider covers, but Albright kicks out at two.
Spider pulls Albright up and kicks him in the gut doubling him over, then repeatedly drives elbows down on the back of Rory’s head. Spider whips Albright into the corner and follows him in with a big clothesline. Spider lets Albright stagger out of the corner, waits for him to turn around, then nearly decapitates him with a running clothesline. Albright hits the mat and rolls out of the ring, Spider waits a moment then follows after him.
Spider grabs Albright by the hair and tries to pull him up, but Rory grabs a handful of tights and falls backward sending Spider face first into the ring post. McNulty’s head slams into the steel with an audible thud and he falls to the floor and doesn’t move. Albright gets to his feet and Carrie Weiss checks on him to make sure he is functioning. Albright slides into the ring to break the count, then rolls right back to the floor. He pulls Spider up and rolls him onto the apron, then climbs back into the ring. From the inside Rory pulls Spider up and we see that his face is a bloody mess. Rory pulls Spider back across the ropes and repeatedly hammers him across the face with forearms and tears at the gash on his forehead while Spider howls in pain. The referee forces him to break and Albright takes a step back. Spider drops to one knee and tries to wipe the blood from his eyes. As he stands up, Rory POPS him with a SUPERKICK that sends Spider off the apron and through the Pakistani Announce Table! The crowd gasps at this, the referee goes to check on Spider, while Albright stands in the middle of the ring and soaks up the boos of the crowd.
The referee climbs back into the ring and starts the ten count. The crowd is cheering Spider on, encouraging him to get back into the ring. Spider slowly gets to his feet and finally notices the cheers and looks around in shock, before realizing the referee is already at seven. McNulty slides back into the ring and Albright drops a knee on the back of his head as soon as he gets into the ring. Albright spends the next few minutes BRUTALIZING Spider. The crowd cheers Spider on, but the blood loss is starting to make him sluggish…..well, perhaps the beating he is taking from Albright is playing a part as well.
Rory gets a near fall after he takes Spider to the mat with a swinging neckbreaker, then follows that up with a leg drop to the back of the head. He rolls Spider over and covers, but the big man kicks out at two. Rory whips Spider into the corner and charges in after him, but Spider catches him with a boot to the face that staggers him, Spider grabs Albright in a bear hug and takes him to the mat with a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Spider can’t immediately follow up, and when he does, Albright rolls his shoulder at two.
McNulty grabs Albright and pulls him to his feet, but Rory rakes his eyes and Spider staggers to the corner. While Spider stands there, facing the crowd, trying to regain his vision, Albright moves in and grabs him from behind, but Spider catches him with a MULE KICK! Albright staggers out of the corner and falls to the mat. While the referee is checking on him, Spider takes the padding off the turnbuckle and tosses it aside, looks out at the crowd and puts his finger to his lips, and the crowd instinctively yells SHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Spider stifles a smirk, then turns and waits for Albright to stand up.
When he does, Spider charges out of the corner and KILLS Albright with a ROARING ELBOW! Albright falls to the mat, Spider grabs his legs and CATAPULTS him into the corner, Rory’s head SLAMS into the exposed turnbuckle, he turns and staggers toward Spider, barely able to stand on rubber legs, and Spider catches him in the SPIDERS WEB! (caught in the web from the Spider bio page, this just flowed a little better) Rory fights it for a few moments but quickly fades and falls to the mat. Spider keeps the pressure on and soon enough the referee checks Rory, then calls for the bell, this one is over!
WINNER in 16: 53 – Spider McNulty
DANNY TAYLOR vs. CHRIS EVANSThese two are very familiar with one another, so this should be quite the match. Danny is introduced first and comes to the ring with Vic. The popular silent fighter steps between the ropes and points to the crowd in all four directions, then mouths the word BOOM! Which the crowd fills in nicely with a resounding BOOOOOOOOOOM! Danny smiles widely, but that smile quickly fades as Chris Evans is introduced. Evans makes his way to the ring and slowly walks around the outside eying Danny the whole time. Evans acts like he is going to slide in and go after Vic, Vic jumps, Danny steps in the way and Evans just laughs. As Chris climbs onto the apron Ecosystem makes his way to the ring. Once again the OOWF originator doesn’t say a word, he just takes a seat at ringside and watches. Evans steps between the ropes, Vic climbs to the floor, the ref calls for the bell and the match is underway.
When the bell rings, Evans moves to the middle of the ring and faces Danny. Danny moves to lock up, but Evans SLAPS him across the face! Danny stares at Evans disbelief. Evans BACKHANDS him again, dropping Danny to one knee. Taylor quickly gets up and lunges after Evans, but Evans bails out of the ring. Danny slides right out and gives chase, but Evans stays a few steps ahead of him. Evans slides back into the ring and hits the ropes. As Danny slides under the bottom rope and stands up, Evans leaps and lands on Danny’s shoulders, then HURRACARANA’S him over the top rope to the floor! Both men hit hard, but Evans is up first and slides back into the ring, waits for Danny to stand, then springs over the top rope and slams into Taylor sending him back to the floor. Evans rolls Danny under the bottom rope and covers, but Taylor kicks out at two.
Evans pulls Danny to a sitting position on the mat and grabs a side head lock, then takes him to the mat and keeps the hold on. Now and then Evans will pull him back up and elbow him on top of the head or cross face him before taking him back to the mat. You can see the frustration building on Danny’s face as he keeps trying to get back to his feet, but Evans takes him right back down, often with a handful of hair or tights.
Finally, Danny fights to his feet and backs Evans into the corner. Danny tries to throw elbows at Evans head, but Evans ducks each shot. Finally Danny turns around and HAMMERS Evans with forearms to the side of the head rocking the Canadian. Danny whips Evans to the opposite corner and charges, but Evans slips out of the ring and hops to the floor. Danny tries to put on the brakes, but he hits the corner hard and staggers backward, Evans gets onto the apron, leaps off the top rope and takes Danny down with a clothesline! Evans covers, but once again Danny kicks out at two.
Evans pulls Danny to his feet and lands several shots to the side of the head, then sends him to the ropes, but Evans lowers his head a moment too soon and Danny connects with a kick to the jaw that stands Evans up. Danny hits the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Evans hits the mat and bails out of the ring to the floor once again. Danny has had just about enough of this and reaches over the top rope and grabs Evans and pulls him onto the apron, but Evans grabs his head and slingshots him on the top rope! Danny staggers back to the middle of the ring and Evans springs to the top rope and tries a cross body block, but Danny catches him and turns it into a thunderous POWERSLAM! Danny covers, but Evans kicks out at two.
Evans tries to escape out of the ring, but this time Danny catches his foot and pulls him back into the ring, grabs his other leg and starts a GIANT SWING! Danny spins Evans around so many times the crowd loses count, then lets him go. Evans skids across the mat then rolls under the bottom rope to the floor. He pops back to his feet and tries to take a step, but falls face first to the floor. Danny isn’t faring a whole lot better inside the ring, but he manages to get to his feet and keep his balance and finally steps out of the ring.
On the outside Danny pulls Evans up, lifts him and hits an APRON POWERBOMB! Evans back slams into the apron and he falls to the floor howling in pain. Danny rolls him into the ring and follows. As Evans stands up, Danny charges and nearly kicks his head into the tenth row with a big boot to the jaw. Evans is on wobbly legs, Danny grabs him and hits a CAPTURE SUPLEX that drives Evans to the mat. Danny pulls Evans up and sends him to the ropes, catches him on the rebound and lifts him straight into the air, as Evans comes down (still vertical) Danny DESTROYS him with a DISCUS CLOTHESLINE catching Evans before he hits the mat! Evans looks like he just might be dead! Danny covers, but Evans somehow kicks out at two!
Danny gets to his feet and calls for his new move DROPPING THE BOMB (slingshot hellevator/backbreaker/clothesline combo, we need a better name for this one). Danny grabs Evans and lifts him in a suplex, but before he can slingshot him off the top rope, Evans slips free and lands on his feet behind Danny, and immediately collapses to the mat grabbing his knee and howling in pain. Danny turns around and looks at Evans, who appears to be in extreme pain. The referee moves in to check on him and is about to make the dreaded X sign when Evans tries to pull himself to the ropes to stand. He gets to his feet, but immediately collapses. The referee is about to call the match again, but Evans begs him to let it continue saying he will be fine.
Danny doesn’t look so sure, but the referee shrugs his shoulders and orders the match to continue. Evans continues lying on the mat, finally Danny reaches down to pull Evans up, and Evans pulls him into a SMALL PACKAGE one…..two…..THREE! Evans rolls out of the ring immediately and celebrates……no knee problems now huh Chris? Evans points at Danny, who is on his feet in the middle of the ring and looks confused as hell. Evans laughs at Danny and points to his head and we hear him say “work smarter, not harder.” Danny finally pieces it all together and is LIVID. Vic climbs into the ring to calm him down, Evans continues to laugh and heads to the back.
WINNER in 17:07 – Chris Evans
Danny looks at Eco who just shrugs, gets up and adjusts his tie and walks to the back. Danny calms a little as he realizes the fans are cheering him, but you can tell he is not a bit happy
DK MURPHY vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK – Crucible Match“Warrior’s Code” plays and DK Murphy comes to the ring, taped up and ready to go. He gets a huge ovation from the crowd and slaps hands as he comes to the ring. Murphy steps between the ropes and waits in the corner as his opponent is announced. “Scarecrow” plays and Moosehead Jack comes out, and the roof nearly comes off the building from the boos. Moose snarls at the fans and walks to the ring, rolls under the bottom rope and remains slumped in the corner.
The rules for this match are simple. It is a one hour Iron Man match, but it is broken into four segments. Pinfalls or submissions will accumulate accordingly, but the match will not stop until sixty minutes has expired The first fifteen minutes will be fought under onslaught rules. The second fifteen minutes will be a straight wrestling match. The third fifteen minutes will be a weapons match, and the final fifteen minutes will be a barbed wire fence match. Between each match segment, the competitors will have 60 seconds to rest, then the match will continue. The referee makes sure both men know the rules, he calls for the bell, and this one is underway!
Moose pulls himself to his feet and stands in the corner looking at Murphy. Murphy moves to the middle of the ring and motions for Moose to lock up with him, Moose snarls and charges out of the corner and takes a wild swing at DK, but DK ducks and dumps Moose to the mat with a side suplex. Moose lands hard on the back of his head and pops to his feet holding his head. Moose tries a wild swing again, but DK takes him to the mat with an arm drag and holds the arm while dropping repeated knees onto the side of Jack’s head. Moose fights to his feet and backs DK into the corner, the referee calls for a clean break, but Moose ignores him and hammers DK with punches to the face.
Moose gets his first referee warningMoose backs off and DK charges out of the corner, but Jack takes him to the mat with a drop toe hold and tries a side head lock, but DK slips free and grabs a hammer lock. Moose howls in pain and works to his feet and backs Murphy into the corner, then lands several elbows to DK’s had that leaves him slumped in the corner. Moose turns around and rakes DK’s eyes, digging his thumbs into DK’s eyes until he howls in pain, the referee does not tolerate that and…..
Moose gets his second referee warningMoose snapmares DK to the mat and kicks him in the back of the head. Murphy falls to the mat and Jack STOMPS his hand. Moose pulls Jack to his feet and lifts him up and sets him on the top rope, and lets him fall back into the TREE OF WOE! Moose crosses to the opposite side of the ring and charges and SLAMS into DK with a knee to the gut. Murphy falls to the mat and Moose stomps the back of his head repeatedly. DK rolls out of the ring to recover, but Moose gives him no time, he charges across the ring and SUICIDE DIVES between the ropes slamming Murphy into the guardrail.
Moose grabs DK by the back of the head and tilts his head back and hammers him with punches to the face, then rolls him back into the ring and covers him, but DK kicks out at two. Moose pulls Murphy up again and sends him to the ropes and tries a back body drop, but Murphy lands on his feet, when Moose turns around, DK POPS him with a SUPERKICK to the jaw! Moose staggers and Murphy hits the ropes and takes Moose down with a SPEAR! DK covers Moose, but Moose kicks out at two.
Now Moose bails out of the ring and DK follows. He pulls Moose to his feet, scoops him up and SLAMS him onto the Guatemalan Announce Table. DK looks to the fans, then climbs onto the apron, runs and leaps and lands a FLYING ELBOW to Moose’s heard driving them both through the table! This gets DK a warning.
DK Murphy has used his first referee warningMurphy recovers first and pulls Moose out of the wreckage and rolls him into the ring and covers him, but Moose kicks out at two. Just as Murphy is about to pull Moose up, we hear that fifteen minutes has expired, and there will be a one minute break before we start the standard match.
Moose is lying in the corner trying to get his senses back when the sixty seconds expires and the regular match starts. DK charges across the ring and slams his knee into Moose’s face. DK grabs Moose’s feet and drags him to the middle of the ring and stomps the shit out of him, then hits the ropes and drops an elbow across Jack’s chest. DK covers, but Moose kicks out at two.
Murphy pulls Moose up and lifts him for a suplex, then drops him stomach first across the top rope. Moose hangs on the rope for a moment, then drops onto the apron, DK charges into the corner, springs to the middle turnbuckle and leaps and catches Moose on the jaw with a dropkick that sends Moose to the floor.
Murphy follows Moose out of the ring, pulls him to his feet and slams him face first into the Canadian Announce Table. Jack staggers around and Murphy grabs him and slams him face first into the guardrail, then sets him on a chair. Murphy charges at Moose and connects with a boot to the side of the head, Jack’s head slams into the steel and he collapses to the floor. As Murphy pulls him to his feet, we see a nasty gash on the side of Moose’s face and blood running down the side of his head and neck. Murphy repeatedly hammers the cut with punches, then rolls Jack into the ring.
Murphy climbs into the ring and pulls Moose up and sets him up for a PILEDRIVER, but Moose blocks the move by sandbagging it and dropping to his knees. Murphy tries again, but Moose lands a low blow, gets to his feet and lifts DK and hits a BUCKLE BOMB! As DK staggers out of the corner, Moose hits him with a SPINNING FIST to the temple, Murphy falls to the mat, dazed, and Moose pounces on him and locks in the JI-ENDO! DK is in trouble, but manages to make it to the ropes. He gets his foot on the bottom rope, forcing the break.
Moose pulls Murphy up and sends him to the ropes and buries a knee into DK’s midsection, then lifts him for a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Murphy hits the mat again and Moose covers again, but DK kicks out at two. Moose keeps Murphy on the mat and stomps the back of his head. DK fights to his feet, and each kick to the head only seems to motivate DK more. The crowd picks up on this and Murphy fights to his feet. As Moose begins throwing punches, Murphy blocks them and slams Moose in the face with a headbutt dropping Jack to his knees. Murphy hits the ropes and KILLS Moose with a low clothesline that bends him in half on the mat. Murphy covers, but before the three count can happen, we hear that another fifteen minutes has expired.
The referee separates the two of them, sending them to opposite corners while stage hands bring barrels of plunder from the back.
As soon as the time expires, Moose and DK both roll out of the ring and dig through the buckets of plunder. Murphy grabs his shillelagh and heads around the ring to Moose. He gets there and grabs Moose from behind and spins him around, but Moose has a beer bottle in his hand, and he SLAMS it upside DK’s head. Murphy immediately drops to his knees holding the side of his head, but we can already see blood running through his fingers. Moose slams his knee into DK’s face sending him back to the floor. Jack reaches into the can and pulls out a chain and wraps it around his boot, then STOMPS on DK’s face! Murphy is not moving at all, and there is blood EVERYWHERE! Moose pulls a limp Murphy to his feet and rolls him under the bottom rope. Moose pulls a table from under the ring and sets it up on the outside, then rolls into the ring.
Jack kneels next to Murphy and hammers him with more punches to the face, then pulls DK to his feet and shoves him into the corner. Moose grabs a chair and charges into the corner, but DK gets his foot up kicking the chair back into Moose’s face. Jack staggers around the ring, Murphy grabs one of the cans o’plunder and lifts it, dumping stuff all over the ring, then charges out of the corner and BLASTS Moose in the face with the can. Murphy doesn’t go for the cover, instead he lifts Moose up and sets him on the turnbuckle facing the crowd. Murphy grabs a kendo stick and slams it against the back of Moose’s head, repeatedly, until Moose is slumped on the corner, blood dripping from his forehead into a pool on the floor.
Murphy grabs Moose by the arms and hits a CRUCIFIX BOMB off the corner! Moose’s head SLAMS into the garbage can on the mat, Murphy folds Jack up, one…..two……THREE!
DK Murphy leads 1-0Murphy gets to his feet and staggers around the ring trying to wipe the blood from his eyes. He spots the table set up on the floor and gets a wicked grin on his face. Murphy rolls out of the ring and rummages in one of the buckets o’plunder and pulls out a large burlap bag. He walks over to the table and dumps it out…..THUMBTACKS AND BROKEN GLASS! DK rolls back into the ring and pulls Moose up again, and once again sets him on the top rope right above the table. Jack steps onto the apron and climbs the corner and hooks Moose for a SUPERPLEX!
Jack fights the move, hammering DK in the ribs with punches. Finally Moose breaks free and bites DK and shoves him off the ropes, but Murphy manages to land on the apron and not go through the table. Moose snarls and climbs down off the ropes onto the apron and pulls Murphy to his feet, but DK has a piece of glass in his hand from the table, and he SLASHES at Moose, leaving a bloody cut across his chest. DK grabs Moose and ties to set him up for the CHOMP….but Moose blocks the move, and now it is his turn, he grabs a piece of glass off the table and JABS it into DK’s leg! DK lets go of Moose and grabs his leg howling in pain.
Moose grabs Murphy and sets him up and hits a PACKAGE PILEDRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE! Moose and Murphy both lie in the wreckage, Moose has a piece of glass sticking out of his arm while Murphy has a piece of glass, and numerous thumbtacks stuck in his head. Moose can’t take advantage of the situation though as the announcers tell us that we are ready for our final fifteen minutes.
While stage hands rush to the ring with sections of the barbed wire cage, ringside officials roll Moose and Murphy into the ring. The barbed wire cage has no door, so they have to be in the ring while it is constructed. The cage is constructed, our time runs out and the announcer announces that the final fifteen minutes will begin NOW!
The ref encourages them both to get up, though in reality there isn’t anything he can do. Moose pulls himself up first and sees Murphy lying on the mat, blood running from numerous cuts on his head. He pulls Murphy up and whips him into the barbed wire face first. Murphy hits, sticks sickeningly for a moment, then falls back into the ring. Moose dumps one of the buckets of plunder that got left in the ring and a barbed wire wrapped chair falls out. Moose grabs the chair and waits for Murphy to stand up, when he does, Moose SLAMS the chair down on DK’s head. Murphy falls to the mat, Moose falls on top of him, one……..two………NO! Murphy kicked out! How the hell did he do that?
Moose lifts DK onto his shoulders and struggles around the ring, walks over to the metal plunder can, and DRIVES Murphy onto the steel with a SNOW PLOW! Moose covers, this one is academic……one……two……NO! Murphy kicks out AGAIN! Moose turns to the referee and threatens his life, but the referee insists it was two, Murphy rolled his shoulder at two.
Moose snarls and grabs Murphy’s legs to catapult him into the cage, but DK fights it and frees one leg, as Moose bends to grab it, Murphy kicks him in the face repeatedly. Murphy frees his other leg and pushes Moose back, Moose falls between the ropes and gets tangled in the barbed wire! Moose howls in pain which the crowd LOVES! They start a MUR-PHY, MUR-PHY chant. DK slowly, but steadily fights to his feet and sees Moose stuck in the barbed wire. Murphy hits the ropes and dives between the ropes and SPEARS Moose driving him into the barbed wire even harder! DK recovers and pulls a hideously bloody Moose off the wire between the ropes and back into the ring.
Murphy hits the far ropes and charges at Moose, who looks like he is barely standing, and tries a clothesline, but Moose was playing possum, ducks the clothesline and hits the ropes himself, as he rebounds, he leaps in the air and DESTROYS Murphy with a BUISAKU KNEE to the face! Murphy might be legitimately unconscious this time. Moose crawls across the ring and drapes an arm across his chest, one…..two…….three.
Match tied 1-1Moose and DK both seem to lie there forever, but they finally stir and fight to their feet. The two stagger to the middle of the ring and throw some punches that don’t do much damage. Moose finally breaks the dead lock with a kick to DK’s knee. Moose hits the ropes and charges at Murphy, but DK was playing possum and he nearly decapitates Moose with a clothesline. DK covers, one…..two…..NO! Moose kicks out at two!
DK pulls Murphy to his feet, but Moose rakes his eyes and sets Murphy up for a PILEDRIVER! But Murphy backdrops Moose instead. As Moose now struggles to get up, Murphy gets his second wind and hulks up, much to the delight of the crowd. As Moose stands, DK TAGS him with the MURDEROUS RIGHT! Moose staggers, but doesn’t go down, so DK POPS him with another! Moose struggles to stay upright, stumbling and staggering around the ring, eyes barely open. As Moose staggers up to DK, Murphy puts his arm out stopping Moose, then looks at the crowd, and UNLEASHES HELL! LEFT HOOK FROM HELL! Moose drops, Murphy falls on top of him, one…..two……THREE!
DK Murphy leads 2-1Murphy pulls Moose to his feet, Moose is on wobbly legs and can barely stand. Murphy turns and throws him into the barbed wire, Moose flips over the top rope and falls between the rope and wall of barbed wire and gets stuck there again. DK staggers over to the corner and repeatedly kicks Moose in the face, then staggers around the ring and spots the chair wrapped in barbed wire.
Murphy drops to his knees and starts pulling the barbed wire off the chair, then opens it up and sets it up. He walks over to Moose and pulls him into the ring and tries to set Moose up for a CHOMP ON THE CHAIR! Moose falls to one knee to stop it, then drives DK into the corner, slamming him sternum first against the turnbuckles. Moose lifts Murphy and sets him on the top rope, then slams him back into another TREE OF WOE! Moose picks up the chair and sets against Murphy’s face, then leaps into the air and DRIVES both feet into the chair, driving it into Murphy’s face. The crowd goes silent, as Murphy hangs there, not moving, blood already pooling on the mat beneath his head.
Moose pulls himself up using the ropes and lifts DK onto his shoulders, steadies himself and struggles to walk out of the corner. Moose stops and seems to use the last bit of his strength to lift Murphy off his shoulders and hit the GTSF! Moose collapses to the mat, but drags himself over to Murphy, rolls him over and covers, one……two…….three.
Match tied 2-2Both men take an eternity to recover, and we hear the announcer say there is five minutes left in the match. Moose and DK both get to their knees and hammer one another with punches in the middle of the ring. There is not a whole lot behind them, Murphy unleashes a right hook that has Moose seeing stars. Moose grabs a kendo stick and JABS DK in the gut, grabs him and PLANTS him with a SHORT DDT! Moose rolls DK over and fights and fights and finally gets DK in the JI-ENDO! The referee is right there to check for a submission. Blood nearly obscures DK’s face, but we can hear him refusing to give up. Murphy can see the time from where he is, he is trying to hold on. Under one minute now. Moose pulls back as hard as he can, you can see he is fighting to stay conscious as well. Thirty seconds, DK is starting to fade, but comes back when the crowd starts screaming MUR-PHY! MUR-PHY! Ten seconds……..nine……Moose screams for DK to give up…..six.......five……Moose pulls back more and we see Murphy wince, then go limp. The referee calls it, and three seconds later, the bell rings.
WINNER 3 falls to 2 in 60:00 – Moosehead Jack
Both men fall to the canvas, out cold. The ring crew is out with the EMT’s and quickly disassemble the cage. Both men are quickly stabilized and loaded onto stretchers and carried to the back.
SUICIDE KINGS vs. ECOSYSTEM, MATT FOLZ, MAI MUYO & ALEXANDER DARLINGEco, Mai, Folz and Alex are all announced and make their way to the ring. Mai keeps her distance from Alex after the recent……unpleasantness with Fire. They step into the ring and the Suicide Kings are announced. Christian Carter, Alexis Darling, Joey Reyna and Jason Allen make their way out from the back and the crowd boos them mercilessly. They make their way to the ring and Eco and Mai have to hold Folz back from going after Carter. As the Kings step into the ring, Alex and Alexis lock eyes. Alexis just smirks and turns her back on her brother, Alex just stares at her and shakes his head. The referee calls for the bell and Alex looks like he is going to start, but Folz demands the start so Alex shrugs and leaves the ring.
Folz walks to the middle of the ring and points to Carter, Carter starts into the ring, but Lexie says something to him, and instead Jason Allen steps between the ropes and moves toward Folz. Folz shakes his head, then kicks Allen in the gut and fires a hard forearm to the back of the head that sends Allen to the mat. Folz drops to his knees and hammers shots down on the back of Allen’s head, stunning him. He pulls him back up and walks him over to the Kings corner and holds his hand out to Carter, begging Carter to tag in. Carter just stares at Folz with a little smirk on his face and refuses to tag. Folz turns and whips Allen to the ropes and PLANTS him on the rebound with a belly to belly suplex.
Folz sits on the small of Allen’s back and pulls him back in a chinlock, facing the Kings corner, and repeatedly cross faces Allen, all while staring at Christian and Alexis. Reyna has finally had enough and comes into the ring to break up the hold, but Folz catches the kick from Reyna, spins him around and hits a release German suplex that dumps Reyna on his head. Joey rolls out of the ring to the floor. Folz grabs Allen and whips him into the face corner and tags in Mai.
Mai steps between the ropes and unleashes a BARRAGE of stiff kicks to Allen’s ribs. Allen tries to stagger around the ring to get away from Mai but she follows him and hammers him with more kicks. One kick drops Allen to his knees, then Mai sets and BLASTS him with a spinning kick to the face that sends him rolling to the Kings corner. Allen reaches up and tags in Alexis, then rolls to the floor to try and catch his breath.
Lexie steps between the ropes and she and Mai lock up. Mai shoves Lexie to the corner and lights her up with chops, but Lexie rakes her eyes and reverses positions. Lex climbs to the second rope and hammers Mai with punches to the head, Mai grabs Lexie and walks to the middle of the ring and hits an inverted atomic drop, then hits the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Lexie grabs her and throws her between the ropes to the floor. Carter immediately hops off the apron and grabs Mai and slams her shoulder first into the ring steps.
Eco races around the ring and attacks Carter from behind, while Reyna and Alex go at it, and Folz grabs Allen and decides he needs more punishment. The match completely breaks down with everyone fighting inside and out of the ring.
Alexis gets away from Mai and slides into the ring, at the same time, on the other side of the ring, Alex breaks away from Reyna and he slides into the ring. The Darling siblings turn around and suddenly, for the first time, they are face to face in the middle of the ring. The two go nose to nose and their words get very heated. Just when it looks like they might come to blows, Folz slides in on one side and Carter on the other. Carter grabs Alex and spins him around and tries a sucker punch, but Alex gets him first. Folz grabs Alexis and lifts her for an OLYMPIC SLAM but Lexie slips off his shoulders and when Folz turns around, she POPS him in the mouth with a SUPERKICK sending him back out of the ring to the floor!
Alexis turns and for a second looks like she is going to help Carter against her brother, but Mai grabs her foot from the outside and pulls her out of the ring. On the opposite side of the ring, Reyna has Eco on the Japanese Announce Table. He climbs to the top rope and leaps for a FROG SPLASH, but Eco moves off the table and Reyna crashes and burns! Eco grabs a dazed Reyna and pulls him out of the wreckage and hits the ENF! Reyna might be out!
Eco turns around to see what’s next and Allen BLINDSIDES him with a chair shot to the face!! Eco collapses to the floor, and Allen hammers him with punches until he opens a nasty gash. Alexis rakes Mai’s eyes and runs from her, on the opposite side of the ring she rummages under the ring for something. Inside, Carter hits a low blow on Alex, then pulls out a pair of handcuffs from his boot and cuffs Alex to the bottom rope, then shoves him out of the ring. When Alex realizes what is going on, he is LIVID! Mai races around the ring to save Alex, but Allen was lying in wait, as she comes around the corner, Allen BLASTS her with a chair to the face!
Inside the ring, Folz finally gets Carter, he hammers Carter with punches, backing him into the corner. Carter tries to cover up, but some of the punches are hitting home. While the referee is checking on Eco, Mai and Reyna, and trying to do something about Alex, Alexis slips back into the ring and she has…..A TASER! Folz pulls Carter out of the corner and dumps him to the mat and locks on the ANKLE LOCK! Carter taps immediately, but there is no referee there to see it. Folz threatens to snap Carter’s ankle and seems to be enjoying Carter’s pain immensely. Lexis runs over to Folz and TASERS him! Matt immediately falls to the mat writhing in pain. Lexie gives him a second shot, then a third. She finally pulls Matt to his feet and shoves him to Carter, who is now also on his feet. Carter grabs Folz and hits the FINAL TESTIMONY not once, but TWICE! Carter covers Folz by putting one foot on his chest. Lexie yells for the ref, then hugs Carter as he makes the cover, the referee counts, one…..two…..three. Those sons of bitches.
WINNERS in 24:02 – The Suicide Kings
FIREWOMAN vs. CHLOE – Hell in a Cell DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Title Match"Closer" plays and Chloe comes out, slowly walking down the ramp, carrying her branding iron. There are boos. She stalks around the cell that has been lowered during the intermission and checks all the connections. She goes to the door and the referees open it for her, but she slams it shut. She looks up and throws her branding iron to the top of the cage, and the follows it up to the top. She gets to the top and turns to face the entrance as the lights go down and the flame pots start, but we don't hear "Warchild" or anything else. A voice says
Terror...that's what you call me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeQt0-Dzq2UFirewoman appears, stands at the top of the ramp to cheers (although the are slightly confused) and looks up to see Chloe on top of the cell. An evil smile creeps across her face as she sees where Chloe is and as the chorus hits she races down the ramp and scales the outside of the cell quickly. The two square off and are exchanging some kinds of words. Probably not nice ones. Suddenly without warning they both start exchanging hockey punches, high atop the cell. The fans are eating it up! Chloe takes her branding iron and cracks Fire across the back down towards the ribs with it. Again, and again. Fire collapses to her hands and knees and then rolls in pain across the top of the cage as Chloe makes sure she aims right for her ribs as much as possible. Finally she gets bored of that and tosses her branding iron aside. She grabs Fire behind the neck as Fire is trying to stand, and Chloe tries to guide her over to the side. It looks like she's going to go for a suplex, but instead Fire fights back, with punches to Chloe's midsection. She grabs Chloe behind the neck and starts toward the side. Is she going to--
GMtNate: JUST HOLD ON A MINUTE THERE!
Fire stops mid run and she and Chloe both turn and look as Nate is walking down the ramp.
GMtN: I know, I know....everyone wants to go for the big spots. Well, this match is barely five minutes old, and these people paid good money to see you two beat the crap out of each other for a significant amount of time before the attempted murder. *Crowd cheers*. Now get down from there, and in the cell and have a proper match.
Chloe and Fire look at each other and then at Nate.
GMtN: If you don't, I am stopping this match right now, and you two will be suspended WITHOUT PAY. Now get down from there....Chloe you go to the right, Fire to the left.
Fire and Chloe look at each other a moment, and grin, and for a second it looks like one, the other, or both will eat that suspension. Then, they nod and without taking their eyes off each other for long, do as Nate says. The crowd is somewhat disappointed. Fire takes off her leather jacket, and Chloe walk around to the door, and insist on the other going in first. Finally, Chloe, as the first one down the ramp goes in, and then Fire after her. The door is closed and the referee calls for the bell so we can actually start the match. Satisfied, Nate goes to the back.
Fire and Chloe smirk at each other and we get a repeat of how this match started on the top of the cell, with the two exchanging fast and furious punches. Fire manages to land a good one and then drive Chloe back with chops. Chloe bounces off the ropes and Fire plants her to the mat with a bulldog. Fire runs the ropes and heads for the top for Best Firesault Ever, but Chloe's got that one scouted. Before Fire can jump, Chloe hits the rope and Fire falls landing awkwardly rib-first on the outside apron. Chloe backs up to pick her moment while Fire awkwardly stands up on the outside of the ropes.
Just as she's getting her feet under her, Chloe springs, and CHARGES!! The force knocks Fire out of the ring and into the side of the cage, face first. Fire crumples to the ground. Chloe rolls out of the ring as Fire gets slowly to her feet, using the assistance of the ring apron. Fire's bleeding from the mouth, but whether it's from the force of the cage hitting her face or from a rib problem, we can't tell. Chloe heads toward the ring steps, and starts to grab them but Fire hears it and is having none of that. She ignores the pain and grabs Chloe's arm, whipping her around and away from the stairs to the other ring post, face first. Fire manages to get the steps and runs them straight into Chloe, driving her into the steel cage. Now Chloe's face is also bloodied, from...who knows what? Fire rears back and drives her in the cage with the stairs again. Chloe falls to the floor and Fire stalks her, an evil but bloody smile on her face.
Chloe gets to her feet and Fire pushes her against the cage and hammers her with very stiff uppercuts and chops and whatever else she can think of. Fire rolls back into the ring against the far ropes and gets a run...SUICIDE PLANCHA~! Except Chloe isn't there! Fire hits face first onto the cage and drops like a lead weight. Chloe waits for Fire to recover and then runs...BULLDOG INTO THE CAGE~! Chloe grabs Fire by the head and slams her into the cage again, then rubs her face back and forth. If she didn't have a cut because of the cage before, she does now. The referee pulls her off, and Chloe rolls back into the ring.
Firewoman staggers to her feet and gets into the ring. It's not clear if she knows where she is. Chloe grabs her, a kick to the midsection and...PILEDRIVER~! She makes the cover, one..two...NO! She mounts Fire in frustration and punches the living hell out of her. The referee pulls her off (not sure why, it's a no DQ, but whatever). Chloe hits the ropes and comes out with LEGDROP FROM HELL~! She goes for another cover, one...two...NO! Chloe gets to her feet and slowly Fire rolls away and starts to stand. Chloe takes advantage of the still dizzy Fire, and DDT~! Instead of making the pin, Chloe slides out of the ring and brings up...A BAG OF THUMBTACKS!! She sprinkles them all over the mat, and spreads them out.
Fire staggers to her feet, back turned to the thumbtacks. Chloe punches her a few times to keep her from advancing. Each time Fire looks like she's going to fall backward into the thumbtacks, but manages to keep on her feet. Chloe hits the ropes and comes out, but Fire stops her with a choke. Chloe pushes away, and Fire sways a bit but doesn't go down. Chloe hits the ropes again, and Fire drives her back with a big boot to the face. Third time's gotta be the charm right? Chloe hits again and comes out and this time Fire tries to counter with a scoop slam, but Chloe wriggles free before Fire can get a good hold of her. As her feet hit the ground, Chloe counters by sidestepping and getting Fire into a sleeper hold. Fire goes down to one knee...then the other.... The referee tries to get a response from Fire, and no dice. He raises her arm once....it falls....twice....it falls...thrice....it....DOES NOT FALL! Fire grabs Chloe's legs and powers her way to a stand, Chloe on her back, and staggers back one step...two steps...and then falls backward...RIGHT INTO THE THUMBTACKS~! Chloe's back is covered! (Thus wrestling rule #2, s/he who gets out the implement, will get driven through or into the implement, is satisfied.) Chloe writhes in pain, but Fire isn't exactly unscathed either. Chloe gets to her feet, screaming from the thumbtacks. Fire is none too pleased about them, either, and turns while Chloe is recovering. Chloe staggers her direction, and Fire wastes no time...SIT OUT POWERBOMB INTO THE THUMBTACKS AGAIN~! Chloe again writhes in pain for a bit while Fire waits (catching her breath too). Chloe gets to her feet again, and staggers around a bit, but Fire is waiting and...FIRESTORM~! Chloe maybe out....permanently. Fire makes the cover...one, two... NO!!!!!
Fire can't believe it. The crowd can't believe it...the referee is actually having a hard time with it. Fire is annoyed and rolls out. She starts looking under the ring for plunder, but earlier matches have it pretty bare under there. As she checks all four sides, Chloe slowly rouses and sees where Fire is. She rolls out of the ring and waits for Fire to go around to all four sides. Once she gets close, Chloe grabs her and whips her face first into the ring post. Fire bounces off, and then Chloe grabs her again and whips her to the cage wall...or in this case the cage door that flies open. Fire lands hard on the mat outside the cage. Chloe laughs. Fire gets to her feet, and sees where she is. She looks around, looks up...looks at Chloe...and smiles evilly again. Fire starts to climb, slowly at first but then more quickly. Chloe watches her, confused for a minute, then a look of rage takes over and she rushes out of the cell and climbs again to the top of the cell.
The two circle each other. Chloe notices that her branding iron is still up there, and finds it and starts swinging. Fire is able to leap out of the way once, twice, three times, before grabbing that arm and disarming her with the help of a really stiff armbar. The branding iron falls to the mat below. Chloe is enraged and grabs Fire for a choke slam. They are perilously close to the side and Chloe eases ever closer. Fire looks down and grins. Chloe lifts Fire up and CHOKE SLAM OFF THE TOP OF THE CELL~! But wait...at the last second, Fire grabbed Chloe behind the head, so DOWN THEY BOTH FALL~! They crash through the Sudanese Announce Table.
There is chaos around ringside. Alexander Darling comes running down, followed by security and medics. He glares at Chloe and then heads to where Fire is laying and medical personnel swarm to both of them. Gurneys are brought down but can't get through so the cell is slowly raised to allow it. One gets to Firewoman and the other gets to Chloe and while there was at first a fairly loud Holy Shit chant, it's faded away as the crowd realizes the severity of this. Alex has to be restrained by the referee to allow the medics to attend to his wife, although the look of anguish on his face is clear.
Slowly, the get both of them on their respective gurneys and start to wheel them up the ramp. They don't get very far, before there's a gasp from the crowd, and we see Fire struggling to get off the gurney and get to her feet. Alex is trying to stop her but she pushes him away. She goes over to the stretcher where Chloe is and grabs her by the hair and pulls her off. The spurt of adrenaline spurs Chloe to her feet, but Fire got a tad more and rolls Chloe in to the ring. Fire grabs a microphone.
FW: NOT LIKE THAT....WE ARE FINISHING THIS!
Fire drops the mic and rolls in after her. Both women stagger to their feet, as the cell is relowered. There's a pause, and while it's not long in real time, it feels like an eternity. While their hatred is keeping them standing, it's just barely. They are both swaying a LOT as the damage they've inflicted on each other is still there. Fire swings and BITCHSLAP~! The microphones barely picks up Fire saying "I brought you into this company, I WILL take you out." Chloe's legs are wobbly and she almost falls. The force of the slap is almost too much for Fire herself and she stumbles forward. Chloe catches her with a knee to the stomach and somehow manages to get the strength to lift Fire up over hear head...CHLOE CORKSCREW~! But NO~! As she holds Fire in the delayed portion, Fire shifts her weight and Chloe's knees buckle ever so slightly. Fire falls behind her, and that gets her in perfect position. She lifts Chloe up and.... MOOSEKILLER~! Chloe crashes to the ground and Fire does too. Both wrestlers lay there for a moment before Fire crawls over and puts an arm over Chloe...one....two....Fire reaches with the last of her strength and hooks the leg....THREE~!
WINNER and NEW IRONPERSON DDT HEAVY METAL CHAMPION in 45:32.....FIREWOMAN~!
The cell is lifted....Alex, referees and medical staff flood the ring. They are checking on Fire and chloe and both seem to be insisting on getting to their feet and no stretchers, despite how stupid that is. The referee, after it being demanded, hands Fire the DDT Championship belt. Fire does get to her feet, with Alex's help and holds it up triumphantly. She looks at Chloe and smirks, kicking at her arm. Alex tries to distract her, but Fire continues to mock Chloe. She throws Alex off her and staggers around the ring...literally staggers...running into things and such. Chloe starts to move. Fire sees this and does NOT approve. She stands over Chloe telling her to stay down, but Chloe's not playing that. So, Fire gives her little choice and to the shock of her spouse, the audience, everyone, smashes the DDT belt down on top of Chloe's head. A lot. She grabs her leather jacket. As security tries to stop her, she grabs her shiny pretty knife and swings at them. They wisely retreat. She grabs Chloe by the hair and appears to be very interested in scalping her. Security and referees try to plead with her to stop, as does Alex. Fire goes so far as to get the knife to her forehead, and a small cut is visible right at the hairline...then she looks around at all of them and just laughs, and throws Chloe to the ground. Fire rolls out of the ring and walks...sort of...in a zig zag fashion up the ramp, knife in hand, which keeps everyone mostly away from her, except Alex who follows until she collapses, then helps her to her feet and back to, we presume, medical.
LD WILLIAMS vs. CHAD MADISON – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchChad Madison is announced first and makes his way to the ring, and gets booed the whole way to the ring. Chad looks around at the crowd and seems genuinely surprised. He steps into the ring and climbs to the middle rope and tries to play to the crowd, but it only makes the boos louder. Chad looks disappointed as he jumps off the ropes and waits for his opponent. Canada’s own LD Williams, the OOWF Onslaught champion, is announced and the crowd EXPLODES! Williams comes out to the top of the ramp and pauses for a moment and soaks in the cheers of his fellow Canadians. He does his best to suppress a smile – after all, he IS a heel – and makes his way to the ring. LD climbs onto the apron, wipes his feet and steps between the ropes. When he takes the Onslaught championship from his waist and holds it in the air, the cheers get even louder. LD hands the title to the referee then moves to the middle of the ring to face Madison. Chad and LD share a tense handshake, then return to their corners. The referee holds the title in the air, then calls for the bell, and this one is underway!
The two move to the middle of the ring and lock up, Madison immediately slips behind LD and rolls him up for a one count. LD kicks out and pops to his feet, but Chad grabs him and takes him to the mat with a side head lock. LD quickly fights to his feet and shoves Chad to the ropes and drops to the mat, Chad steps over LD and hits the far ropes, LD tries a hip toss, but Chad blocks it and takes LD to the mat with a backslide for a two count. Chad only has fifteen minutes to pin LD, so he has to work fast. LD gets to his feet again and Chad takes him down again with a drop toe hold and grabs a hammer lock. LD fights out of it and manages to get to one knee. As he stands he grabs Chad’s head and flips over Madison’s back and lands a low drop kick to the back of Chad’s knee that sends him to the mat.
Williams grabs Chad’s leg and mercilessly kicks his knee, then goes for a figure four, but Chad grabs and inside cradle and gets another two count. LD kicks out and gets to his feet, but backs into the corner. Chad gets up as well, and when he turns around, LD charges out of the corner and nearly takes his head off with a clothesline. The move pops the crowd HUGE and they start cheering LD’s name. Williams pulls Madison to his feet and slams him between the eyes with a headbutt that rocks the cowboy back on his heels. LD sends Chad to the ropes and drops him with a back elbow to the jaw. LD drops several knees on the back of Chad’s head, then rolls him over and covers, but Chad kicks out at two.
LD gets to his feet and heads to the corner and waits for Chad to get stand up. When he does, LD leaps for a double axe handle, but Chad recovers and POPS him with a SUPERKICK in mid-air! LD’s head snaps back and he hits the mat hard. Chad covers, one…..two…….NO! LD gets his foot on the bottom rope to break the count.
LD Williams has used his first rope breakChad pulls LD to his feet and hooks him and hits a trio of SNAP SUPLEXES, then heads to the top rope. As LD fights to his feet Chad leaps and catches him right on the jaw with a MISSILE DROPKICK! Chad covers again, but once again LD kicks out at two. Chad shows a little frustration and pulls LD up and muscles him back to the mat with a belly to back suplex, then grabs LD’s legs and repeatedly kicks his hamstrings. While holding both of Williams legs, Chad looks out at the crowd, and the crowd is booing him mercilessly. We see Chad say something like “oh yeah? Watch this!” and he puts the SHARPSHOOTER on LD! The crowd boos the holy hell out of this. Madison sits back and tries for the submission. He has LD in the middle of the ring, no way Williams can make it to the ropes.
Instead LD grabs Chad’s foot and begins pulling it back and pushes himself up. Chad fights it, but his center of balance is off and he falls forward, LD gets up and traps Chad in the SHARPSHOOTER! Chad howls in pain and the crowd ERUPTS. LD sits low and pulls back as hard as he can trying to get Chad to tap. Madison fights the hold and finally he is able to drag himself to the ropes and force the break!
Chad Madison has used his first rope breakChad rolls under the bottom rope to recover, but LD grabs him from inside the ring and pulls him back onto the apron and tries to suplex him back inside the ring. Chad slips over LD’s shoulder and lands on his feet, grabs LD and hits a GHETTO BLASTER to the back of the head that drops LD to the mat again, Chad grabs LD’s legs and drags him to the middle of the ring and reapplies the SHARPSHOOTER! The crowd shits on this even harder and Chad has some choice words for the Canadian fans.
The referee is right there to check on LD, but he will not give up. He howls in pain but refuses to tap. Once again the ropes are a mile away, so he is going to have to figure something else out. He grabs Madison’s foot again and tries to reverse the sharpshooter, but Madison isn’t having THAT again, he breaks the hold, flips LD over and drops a knee right into his groin, the referee is not going to stand for THAT!
Chad Madison has used his first referee warningMadison goes right back to the well and grabs LD’s legs and tries to turn him over again, but this time LD blocks it. As the two of them fight for position, LD reverses the hold and drops Chad to the mat and traps him in the LEBELL LOCK! Chad’s eyes go wide as he realizes now HE is in the middle of the ring with no hope of escaping. LD pulls back hard on Chad’s head, Chad tries to claw toward the ropes. LD’s hands start to slip and he transitions it into a CROSSFACE! Chad howls in pain again and continues trying to claw his way to the ropes. Chad is about to reach the bottom rope, when LD breaks the hold and pulls Chad’s arm back and traps him in the RINGS OF SATURN! Chad somehow frees his hand from LD’s legs and tries to reach the ropes once again. LD breaks the hold just before Chad can grab the rope moves him around, hooks both arms and traps Chad in the CATTLE MUTILATION! Chad is helpless now. He fights it for as long as he can, but Chad is forces to tap out. When he does, the crowd goes NUCLEAR!
WINNER in 14:08 – LD Williams
Williams gets to his feet and the referee hands him his title. LD holds it up and the crowd goes insane. Chad finally gets to his feet and LD offers a handshake, the crowd boos the hell out of the offer and Chad looks out at the fans and shakes his head, glares at LD and leaves the ring. The whole way back Chad snarls and tries to ignore the fans. Inside the ring LD stands there for a moment soaking up the cheers, then points to the fans, leaves the ring and heads to the back
CRASH & BURN vs. STRENGTH IN SILENCE – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchA burst of noise and the lights going out has the fans buzzing. A spotlight falls on center stage as Shane Tuska walks toward the ring with authority, accompanied by Spider McNulty. He rolls into the ring and climbs atop the turnbuckle. The crowd collectively says “Shhhhhhhh!” And Tuska puts his hands over his ears, though there's a smile on his face...
As H-Blockx cover of “I've Got the Power” brings out the other half of Strength in Silence, Power. She flexes at the top of the ramp before sprinting down the ramp, hopping onto the apron, climbing into the ring, and locking eyes with Tuska atop the turnbuckle. She kneels and turns her back to Shane, extending her arms palms up. Shane places his hands on hers and kips up in a handstand. Power stands up and extends her arms fully and walks to the center of the ring, The crowd cheers, but when Tuska and Power bend their arms at the same time to springboard Tuska from his perch to a smooth somersault landing on Power's shoulders, they go absolutely nuts.
Serena Ryder's “Stompa” brings out Miranda Williams on roller skates. She glides down the ramp, skates around ringsinde slapping hands with the fans, then smoothly stops at the bottom of the ramp when Tommy Wilder comes roaring down the ramp on a mountain bike, popping a wheelie. Miranda sheds the skates as Tommy takes a lap around the ring and slides the bike under the ring. The both jump up on the apron, leap over the top rope, and climb opposite corners to pander to the fans. Power claps while Tuska just stands there.
The referee calls both teams to the center of the ring and administers some last minute instructions then directs the teams to the corner. Power and Tuska stand in the corner and hold hands. They look into each others' eyes,then nod and Power steps out of the ring. Miranda steps out on her side and it will be Tuska and Tommy starting out.
The bell rings and Tuska flies across the ring and ties up with Tommy, who seems surprised at the quick assault. Tuska lands some solid forearms and tosses Tommy across the ring into the ropes. Tuska takes aim for a clothesline but Tommy is able to duck under. Tuska braces for a back body drop but Tommy rolls over his back. Tuska turns around and finds Tommy's feet in his face with a dropkick! Tommy throws Tuska into the ropes and Tommy leaps over Tuska, then as Tuska comes back Tommy drops to the ground. Tuska stops and drops an elbow on the back of Tommy's head. Tuska picks up Tommy and hooks him for a Fisherman Buster but Tommy wriggles free and sets for a DDT of his own, but neither can gain an advantage and stand up squaring off with one another. The crowd applauds the effort, but Tuska puts his hands over his ears and Power leads the crowd in a “Shhhhhhh!”
Forty five minutes of non-stop action ensues, including Power getting Tommy up for a Gorilla Press, but Wilder using it as leverage for a Springboard Forearm off the top rope, Miranda attempting a desecrator on Power but having it reversed into an Indian Death Lock, Wilder going for the Face Plant, but Power turning it into a half crab, followed by Miranda dropkicking Power off the top rope and Tuska hitting Miranda with a high cross body, leaving the ring strewn with bodies.
Finally after a very long time where neither side has been able to establish a solid dominance in the match, Miranda is able to hit Tuska coming off the ropes with a spinebuster! Miranda goes for the pin but Power breaks it up at two. Miranda picks up Tuska to throw him across the ring but Tuska reverses... SILENCER! Tuska dives for Power and makes the tag. Power waits for Miranda to make it to her feet...SPEAR! Power starts to cinch in the front face lock but instead grabs a rear waistlock on Miranda and lifts her toward Tuska. Tuska climbs the ropes and comes off with a clothesline on Miranda and Power bridges. The referee counts 1, 2, 3! We have NEW Tag Team Champions! Power and Tuska are thrilled, though Spider at ringside is shaking his head. Sure enough, the referee gets the belts and hands them back to the champions?
The replay on the Jumbotron shows Power's shoulders on the mat, and that Miranda rolled her shoulder at two. Power pinned...Power.
WINNERS in 48:56 and still Tag Team Champions – Crash and Burn
Crash and Burn, ever the good sports, shake hands and Tuska does the same. But Power is not happy. She's left the ring and is slamming and banging all around the ring. Spider tries to get her to go back in the ring and she pushes him back and heads up the ramp. Tuska shakes his head as he heads out to meet up with Spider and head up the ramp. Tommy and Miranda hold their belts high over their heads and play to the crowd as this match is over....
STANK vs. ZANE MYERS – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchZane Myers is out first, and unlike his tag team partner, he gets a rousing ovation from the crowd. Zane just shakes his head and slaps hands as he heads to the ring. Zane climbs between the ropes and climbs the turnbuckles and points to the crowd, and they get even louder. Zane does the “point to all four sides” thing, and each one cheers him louder than the last. Myers shakes his head and heads to the corner as the OOWF Intercontinental champion, Stank, is announced. The second Stank steps out from the back, the wild cheers turn to boos. Stank laughs, reaches into his tights and pulls out a wad of cash and hands it to someone behind the curtain, then the big man makes it to the ring. Stan steps between the ropes, the IC title slung across his shoulder and stares Zane down. Zane doesn’t even flinch. Stank hands the title to the referee, the bell rings, and the match begins.
Stank charges across the ring and NAILS Zane from behind with a punch to the back of the head. Stank repeatedly slams Zane’s head into the turnbuckles, but the tough Texan first back several elbows, one catches Stank right on the bridge of the nose and the big man staggers backward to the middle of the ring. Zane hits the ropes and clotheslines Stank, but the big man doesn’t go down. Zane hits the ropes again and Stank leaps at him with a THESZ PRESS and hammers Zane with punches to the side of the head.
Zane rolls Stank off of him and the two get to their feet and throw down hockey style with punches to the face. Zane catches Stank with a knee to the gut, then whips him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a SNAP POWERSLAM! Zane covers, but Stank kicks out before the referee even gets to the mat. Zane pulls Stank back to his feet and backs him into the corner and climbs to the middle turnbuckle and starts the ten punches of doom! He gets to eight when Stank shoves him off the ropes. Zane hits the mat and rolls right to his feet, Stank charges out of the corner and tries a clothesline, but Zane ducks it, grabs Stank around the waist and runs with him into the corner, then hits the CHAOS THEORY! Zane tries to bridge on the German, but Stank kicks free and rolls under the bottom rope to the floor.
Zane slides out of the ring and pulls Stank up and shoves him back first into the apron. Stank hits hard and drops to his knees, holding his back in pain. Zane pulls him up and grabs him for a chokeslam, then slams him down across his knee, holds on and falls back, driving Stank face first into the floor. The crowd roars at this, and cheers even louder when Zane pulls the dead weight that is Stank up and rolls him under the bottom rope back into the ring. Zane climbs onto the apron and flips over the top rope, dropping a leg across Stank’s chest. Zane covers, but the champ kicks out at two.
Zane pulls Stank to his feet and backs him into the corner and hammers him with punches to the side of the head, then lifts him and sets him on the top rope. Zane climbs up and hooks Stank…..SUPERPLEX! The big man hits the mat HARD. Zane floats over and covers, but Stank kicks out at two. Zane gets to his feet, completely pumped and calls for the BACKBREAKER! Zane waits for Stank to get to his feet, then lifts the champ onto his shoulders, TORTURE RACK! Stank howls in pain but will not give up. Zane moves a little too close to the ropes and Stank pushes off the ropes and sends both of them to the canvas. Stank rolls out of the ring again, and once again, Zane gets to his feet, sees Stank and charges across the ring and dives between the ropes to the floor, but Stank moves out of the way and Zane crashes and burns on the floor!
Stank gets up and starts clearing off the Mexican Announce Table, then grabs Zane and rolls him onto the table. As Stank climbs onto the table, he lands several kicks to Zane’s chest, then pulls him up and lifts him for the STANK-U but Zane slips off his shoulders and shoves the big man off the table. Stank lands on the floor and stumbles and falls shoulder first into the steel steps. Stank lies on the floor in tremendous pain, Zane climbs off the table and pulls the big man up and rolls him into the ring, grabs his arm in an arm wringer and snaps it driving Stank to the mat. Zane then traps Stank in a FUJIWARA ARM BAR! Stank howls in pain and quickly scoots around to get his foot on the bottom rope forcing the break.
Stank bails out of the ring and holds his shoulder. He drops to his knees and you can see the big man is in a world of pain. Stank looks to the back as Zane gets out of the ring. Myers stalks the champ and lands several hard kicks to Stank’s shoulder. Zane rolls Stank under the bottom rope and climbs onto the apron and plays to the crowd a bit. While he is doing that, LD Williams races to ringside and grabs Zane around the waist and hits a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX off the apron! Zane CRASHES through the Mexican Announce Table! The referee clearly sees it and immediately calls for the bell.
WINNER by disqualification in 14:44 – Zane Myers
LD continues to put the boots to Zane in the wreckage of the table, which brings Chad Madison back out. The crowd boos Chad again as he goes after LD. The two of them trade punches for a moment, but soon enough Chad gets the better of the exchange and LD decides it is better to live to fight another day. LD grabs Stank’s IC title and hands it to the big man and helps him up the ramp to the back. Chad checks on his partner and helps him out of the wreckage of the table to his feet. Zane is a little wobbly but otherwise he looks to be ok as they head to the back.
GHOSTHEAD vs. STAN FULTON – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchStan Fulton is out first, carrying Bloody Mary. The crowd boos Fulton loudly, but he doesn’t even seem to notice them at all. He gets to the ring and climbs between the ropes and stands in the corner looking down at his axe handle. The OOWF World Heavyweight Champion is announced next and makes his way to the ring, he gets more of a mixed reaction, maybe even more cheers than boos, but he doesn’t notice at all. His focus appears to be 100% on Fulton. The champ steps between the ropes and hands the title to the referee and waits in the corner for the bell to ring.
The bell rings and the two lock up. Fulton easily backs Ghost into the corner, the referee calls for a clean break, and surprisingly Stan gives it, giving Ghost a little pat on the cheek before he backs away. They lock up again and Ghost grabs an arm wringer and tries to take Fulton to the mat, but the big man remains low and Ghost can’t do much with him. Fulton reverses the arm wringer into a judo throw to the mat. Ghost pops back to his feet, but Fulton scoops him up and slams him to the mat, then stomps on his face. Ghost rolls away to the ropes and gets to one knee and checks for blood. Fulton remains intent in the center of the ring.
Ghost gets back to his feet and they lock up again, Ghost grabs a side head lock and Fulton pushes him to the ropes, but Ghost surprises Stan by springing off the middle rope and landing the EIDOLON! Fulton hits the mat and Ghost covers, but Fulton kicks out at one. As Stan gets to his feet, Ghost begins working his leg, landing several kicks to his knee and hamstrings, slowing the big man some. Fulton puts on the brakes and gets tired of the kicks, he turns around and nearly takes Ghost’s head off with a clothesline that takes him over the top rope to the floor.
Ghost hits the floor hard and tries to shake out the cobwebs. He looks up and sees Stan sitting on the middle rope inviting him back into the ring. Ghost slowly gets back to his feet and walks around the ring to the opposite side and climbs onto the apron. Fulton charges across the ring and catches Ghost with a forearm to the side of the head, then hooks the champ and lifts him for a suplex. Stan keeps Ghost up there for a long, long time before he finally falls back to the mat. Fulton gets right back to his feet and drops an elbow across Ghost’s chest and covers, but the champ kicks out at two.
Fulton pulls Ghost to a sitting position and drives several knees into his back. Ghost howls in pain as Fulton grabs his arms and stretches him out, keeping his foot planted squarely in his back. Ghost fights to his feet and remains vertical despite Fulton landing several headbutts to the back of his head. Ghost finally breaks free, keeps hold of Fulton’s arm and runs to the corner, scales the turnbuckles and leaps onto Fulton’s shoulders and snaps the big man over with a HURRACARANA!
Fulton gets to his feet and Ghost POPS him with a big boot to the jaw that rocks Stan onto his heels. Ghost grabs Fulton and pulls him back into the corner. Ghost climbs the turnbuckle, looks like he is going for a TORNADO DDT, but instead, he pulls Fulton up onto the ropes with him! Stan climbs to the middle rope, Ghost hooks him and lifts him and hits a MIDDLE ROPE VEX VICE! Ghost struggles to keep the anaconda vice part of the move hooked in, but he finally gets it locked in! Fulton struggles, but quickly gets his foot on the bottom rope forcing the break!
Ghost releases the hold and gets to his feet, he pulls Stan up and lands several chops to Stan’s chest, then doubles him over with a karate thrust to the throat. Ghost hits the ropes and tries another EIDOLON, but this time Fulton catches him, and in one fluid move hefts him up onto his shoulders, then falls back FALL AWAY SLAM! All the air rushes out of Ghost and he rolls out of the ring to the floor, gasping for breath. Fulton follows Ghost out to the floor and pulls him up and pins him against the apron and lights him up with chops. Fulton pulls Ghost forward and kicks him in the gut, then lifts him and POWERBOMBS him against the apron! Ghost grabs his back, howls in pain and falls to the floor. Fulton walks over and stands on the small of the champ’s back, drawing more cries of pain, then climbs back into the ring to break the ten count.
Fulton lets Ghost get to his feet and climb onto the apron. As Ghost stands, about to come back into the ring, Fulton hits the ropes and lands a CLEAR CUT! The clothesline thuds across Ghost’s chest and sends him staggering down the apron, he slams back first into the turnbuckle, then falls off the apron to the floor, clearly dazed. Fulton steps onto the apron and measures Ghost, gets a running start and tries the DROP LINE, but Ghost rolls out of the way at the last second and Stan hits the floor HARD! Both men are down and the referee begins the ten count!
Both men are up to their feet at eight and make it back into the ring just before ten. Ghost waits for Fulton to pull himself to his feet in the corner, then charges in and hits a high knee to the jaw. Fulton’s head snaps back and he staggers out of the corner to the middle of the ring, Ghost kicks him in the gut and sets him up for the HORRORDRIVER, but Fulton backdrops out of it, hits the ropes and nearly KILLS the champ with a BIG SPLASH! Fulton covers, hooking the leg, but Ghost manages to kick out at two.
Stan pulls Ghost to his feet and knees him in the midsection then lifts him up and hits a BUCKLE BOMB! Ghost staggers forward and Fulton DESTROYS him with a spinning fist to the side of the head. Fulton covers Ghost, but the champ rolls his shoulder at two. Fulton pulls Ghost back up and sends him to the ropes and traps him in a BEAR HUG on the rebound! Ghost howls in pain and tries to fight out of the hold, but you can see the champ fading fast. The referee checks his arm and it falls once, twice, almost a third time, but Ghost stops it at the last second. Ghost gets a second wind and hammers Fulton’s nose with elbows. Finally Fulton breaks the hold and staggers backward holding his bloody nose. Ghost runs past him and springs off the middle rope and lands the NIGHT TERROR! Both men remain down for a moment, then Ghost rolls Fulton over and covers, but Stan rolls his shoulder just before the three count.
Ghost gets to his feet and struggles for his balance, then heads to the corner and climbs. Ghost leaps and hits SPECTRE’S FALL! He hooks Stan’s leg and the crowd counts along, one….two….thre….NO! Fulton rolls his shoulder at the last second! Ghost slaps the mat with frustration. He waits for Stan to get to his feet and tries the PHANTASMAGORIA but Stan holds on! It’s a fight of wills here, Ghost is trying to cinch in the move while Fulton is trying to fight the submission. Finally Fulton wins and he DRIVES Ghost to the mat with a POWERBOMB! Ghost lands hard on the back of his head and rolls to the corner. Fulton lies on the mat gasping for air for a moment, then rolls out of the ring.
Outside the ring Fulton sets up two tables outside the ring and rolls back into the ring where Ghost hasn’t moved much. He lifts the champ and sets him on the top rope, then leaves the ring and climbs the turnbuckle outside the ring. Fulton looks like he is……oh no, not this! He is going to BACKDROP DRIVE Ghost off the top rope through the tables! He hooks the champ and as he starts to fall, Ghost turns slightly and SPRAYS BLACK MIST in Fulton’s face! Both men fall and crash through the tables and neither moves! The landing is so violent that the crowd goes quiet. Even the referee looks shocked.
People begin to realize what happened and medics rush to ringside to check on both men. The referee starts a hasty ten count and quickly both men are counted out so the match can stop and medical attention can begin.
WINNER – double count out in 52:44
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