MidWeek Mayhem (07/09) Live! From Yellowknife, NWT, Canada

[lizzypofnyc]

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Yellowknife, Northwest Territory Canada
July 9, 2014

OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
Stank vs. Zane Myers

OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
Crash & Burn vs. Strength In Silence

Steel Cage Match
Saints of Sinners vs. Murphy's Law & Ghosthead

Non-Title Match
LD Williams vs. Rory Albright

Suicide Kings vs. Banned From Everywhere
Alexis Darling vs. Mai Muyo
Christian Carter vs. Ecosystem
Danny Taylor vs. Chris Evans
Alexander Darling & Chad Madison vs. Spider McNulty & Matt Folz

card subject to the midnight sun

 

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 3, 2014 8:21:10 GMT -5 wyattcox said:

(Shortly after Mayhem it's quiet in the Saints of Sinners locker room. Chloe, bandages from the beating by the WWE “entertainers”, sits up straight and turns to Moosehead Jack, whom she hasn't spoken to since before Mayhem.)

Chloe: Let's go.

Moose: Where?

Chloe: LET'S GO!

(Moose, bandaged himself, sighs and gets up. Stan starts to follow but Chloe holds up her hand.)

Chloe: No, Stan, this is something we have to handle.

Fulton: I'm here if you need me.

(Chloe walks down the hallways, with Moose following her. Eventually they come upon an SFJ interviewing Power and Tuska about their Tag Team Championship rematch.)

Power: ...we will take those titles, Bet on It...

Chloe: Sorry to interrupt...

(Power pushes back the SFJ and starts to make a move on her sister, but Chloe holds up her hands.)

Chloe: At ease, sis. This isn't about you, but it involves you.

Power: Chloe, so help me...

Chloe: Listen, I could have brought the whole bunch and taken you two out, but this isn't the time.

SFJ: Chloe, this isn't your time.

Chloe: No, this is OUR time. I've got something important to say. Sis, you remember how hard we had things back in the early days, don't you?

Power: Of course.

Chloe: We had those hard times because someone like the McMannequins tried to take our families business. Those moves cost us our only aunt and uncle. And dad lost the business anyway.

Power: (Starting to get a small smile of realization) You're right so far. Keep going.

Chloe: Everyone here has been somewhere else. And if anything happens here, many of these people will just go somewhere else. But YOU and ME. This is the only place we have ever been. We started here, we grew into what we are today, and this is our home.

Power: The OOWF is our family. Is that where you're going?

Chloe: Exactly. We are the Saints. BUT We are the OOWF. I hate you and your little friend there, and we'll beat the crap out of you any time we want to. But these New York assholes? They come in here, and I promise you, sis, Moose and I will stand with the both of you against them. Because no matter what I think of you two, you're OOWF family. If these assholes think they're turning us against one another, they've got a surprise coming.

(Moose puts his hand on Chloe's shoulder as Chloe extends a hand to Power. Tuska places a hand on Power's shoulder as Power shakes Chloe's hand. Chloe pulls in Power close.)

Chloe: Oh, one more thing. I hope you win those Tag Team Championships. Because Jack and I would love to rip them from your cold dead hands.

(The sisters share a demented smile before Chloe pulls away and they walk back toward the Saints locker room..)

Moose: Chloe, about Fire.

Chloe: I get it now, Jack. It's family. And while you and Fire are true blood, we are family in blood. Bathed in blood of those who oppose us. I was just a little hurt. That's all.

Moose: So you're...

Chloe: (Stopping and turning to Moose.) You, me, Stan, LD, Stank. The Saints are my family. And like I told her, no one fucks with the Saints...or the OOWF...unless it's us. Trust me.

(Moose smiles...a real smile...as Chloe turns back toward the locker room and the cameras fade)

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 3, 2014 21:27:14 GMT -5 wld said:

**Miranda enters the Darling Luxury Suites and sees Alexander sitting, staring off into space. She sits facing him and watches him for a long time before speaking.**

M: "For what it's worth, you did the right thing."

AD: <snorts> "Tell her that."

M: "...I like my head attached to my shoulders."

AD: "Exactly."

M: "Look, I'm a Williams - I don' t do sugar-coating. The truth is, she'll probably hate you for this - at least for a while. But if you didn't do it, you'd hate yourself more."

**Alex's only response is a nod, and silence settles for a while.**

M: "Besides, even Moose agreed with you."

AD: "That's one of the things I'm worried about."

M: "With the way Moose hates you, I don't think he'd agree with you in public even to manipulate you. Hell, he'd nail his boots to the ceiling and swear up was down just to disagree with you. No, his backing you up means it had to be done - and shows how worried about Fire he is. "

AD: "Where'd you learn so much about people?"

M: "My parents met when my father was hired to kill my mother's brother. Messed up family dynamics are sort of my day-to-day."

<fade>

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 4, 2014 0:04:05 GMT -5 @ecosystem said:

Ecosystem stumbles out of the trainer's room, face still caked in blood, cell phone in hand.

Nurse #1: Get back here! We haven't even -

But Eco is walking, nearly sprinting, storming to the parking lot, when he walks inside a small travel bus. Christina Gallagher is sitting at her laptop, and she jumps at the sight.

Christina: Oh my goodness, you scared me half to death.

Eco sits down, silently, staring at Christina.

Christina: What's the matter? Are you all right? I can wash that off.

Eco: Vince McMahon.

Christina: I saw what -

Eco: Vince McMahon said, when his men were done bludgeoning us, he said that some people in this company had reached out to him. Did you reach out to Vince McMahon?

Christina: Why are you asking me?

Eco: Did you?

Christina: ...Junichiro, I handle your business dealings, and I have to make backup plans for you. Ratings are down, Ghosthead as champion isn't setting the world on fire, you're spinning your own wheels with Christian Carter, I just thought -

Eco: No. You didn't think. But I did. And I thought you'd say this. I called Remy already, and you have a new job lined up back in DC.

Christina: A new job?

Eco: You're fired, Christina. You betrayed me, and I know you don't understand how you did, but you did. The OOWF is my baby. It is my child. If I die tomorrow, it will be the whole of my legacy. Nothing else I have done compares.

You deserve better than this life, Christina. For that matter, you deserve better than your DC life. But I can't give you what you need, and you can't give me what I need. Now get the fuck off my tour bus.

Christina looks upset. She gets up and begins packing her things.

Eco: Whoa, why are you taking the Mac charger?

Christina: It's my Mac charger. You've been borrowing it.

Eco opens his laptop. It's at 12% battery.

Eco: ...you know, on second thought, it would be much more reasonable if we parted ways in the morning. 

FADE

[lizzypofnyc]

OOC: Darn it, Eco, I was going to stay off the entire month, but you went and gave me an idea (so did Moose in FB chat).

Several hours later, we change scenes to an external shot of Bridges To Recovery in Pacific Palisades. We switch to an internal shot, where someone is making quite the commotion.

Orderly: You CAN'T go in there, sir. Only family, and not even until after she's...calmed down.

Ecosystem: *batistalaughs* Not being cooperative eh?

O: Not exactly. She's pretty heavily sedated, but even then she had to be restrained.

Eco: Shocking. Look, first of all I'm more than family, and secondly, I could buy and sell this place ten times over, so get out of my way, there's a pressing issue I need to discuss. I didn't fly all the way from Canada to--

O: Sir...are you sure you're okay? You look like you've been in a fight...

Eco: You could say that....look...*reaches into pocket and pulls out some significant cash*...how 'bout you look the other way on this one?

The orderly thinks a minute, the nods, pocketing the money. He sort of points in the general direction Ecosystem should go, and then heads the opposite way. Ecosystem, nods, and goes to the door, takes a deep breath, crosses himself more out of habit than anything, and walks in.

Inside, the room looks a lot like a luxurious five-star hotel room, without a window. It's also not quite like a hotel room because the occupant, Firewoman is sitting on her bed, her legs curled under her, and her arms not visible cos of the straight jacket. She's just looking down and humming.

Eco: Hey, so...look, I'm still REALLY pissed at you about this whole Chloe thing. I mean, I get not telling Alex or Moose...but me? ME? I mean, I'm the last person you should confide in so naturally, I should have been the FIRST person you told. But it seems to me that maybe you weren't thinking all that clearly and...

Fire continues to look down, humming softly. Eco looks around the room.

Eco: This place has got a real Hotel California vibe about it Fire. Anyway, I'm not just mad at you about Chloe, but now the McMahons have come calling. You remember them right? They own the largest wrestling promotion in the world, and we humiliated them in a joint show, where not only did you leave one of their most popular stars at the altar, but then in the ensuing melee, GM the Rick threw Vince McMahon into the wedding cake. So I can't help but think this is not so much "best for business," but a bit of revenge too, and that it's at least partly your fault.

FW: *humhumhum*

Eco: Right...so anyway, you need to drop this whole thing. If we are going to defeat Vince and Co. we need to do it with all our best assets, and really, very few people in the promotion can and will do what you do so well, so.....Fire? Fire?

Firewoman looks up and smiles at him. And then looks down and instead of humming starts singing softly.

FW: Glory, glory halleluuuuujah. Glory, Glory Halleluuuuuujah. Glory glory halleluuuujah, His Truth is marching on.....

She goes back to humming....because who really knows the rest of the verses (okay...I do...). Ecosystem looks at her, as she hums. He looks around, not kind of knowing what to do, and then turns and leaves.

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 4, 2014 17:25:20 GMT -5 blownspot said:

*John Cena and Nikki Bella are enjoying some alone time at a beach side restaurant in Florida seeing as how he has the weekend off til Raw on Monday.*

Nikki - Oh John.

Cena - No. We've talked about this.

Nikki - But Brie gets to-

Cena - Babe. In all the time we have been together, when have I ever given you the impression that I operate like Bryan?

Nikki -

Cena - We're in a good place.

Nikki -

Cena -

Nikki - Okay... I guess.

Cena - You guess?

Nikki - I'm changing the subject. Where is our waiter? It's been like... days since we saw him last.

Cena - It's only been a couple of minutes.

Nikki - But I'm hungry.

Cena - Really? You ate like the whole appetizer.

Nikki - I did naaat. Stop lying, John. You're SO silly.

Cena - That's why everyone calls you the fat Bella.

Nikki - *gasp* JOHN!

Cena - Because of your big ass titties, boo. That's all I'm sayin.

*Nikki pushes up on her boobs.*

Nikki - They're not THAT big, are they?

Cena - Nah. I like em just like that, babe. Okay put those puppies away... I think I hear our waiter.

Nikki - It's about time... um... he looks kind of creepy.

Cena - Wha?

*John Cena turns around in his seat and gets BLASTED in the face by BLACK MIST from GHOSTHEAD! Nikki Bella yells, yet somehow fails to emote the appropriate response.... I'm thinking... passing concern at best, much like her sister when her husband is in a similar situation. Cena flails his arms around wildly while his eyes sting and his face starts to burn! Ghosthead picks up a nearby chair and SLAMS it down on top of John Cena's head, knocking the WWE World Heavyweight Champion to the floor! Ghosthead stares down at Cena writhing on the floor, as Nikki stoops down next to her man and glares up at him.*

Nikki - GET OUT OF HERE! LEAVE HIM ALONE! WHO THE HEL-

*Nikki's words are cut off by another blast of BLACK MIST into her eyes! She screams properly this time, as Cena pushes himself up to his knees! Ghost observes Nikki Bella rolling around on the floor covering her face in agony before spying Cena, on his knees, wiping furiously at his own eyes. The OOWF World Heavyweight Champion scowls at John then leaps over and catches the Doctor of Thug-a-nomics in PHANTASMAGORIA! John fights it like only Superman can... but this submission is applied properly and Cena is not booked to win. Soon, John falls into unconsciousness while Nikki Bella whimpers in pain nearby. Ghosthead, sensing no fight left in Cena, releases the hold and rolls smoothly to his feet.*

Ghost - You dare come to MY realm and wage war? The Death Knell tolls for thee, John Cena. Soon you too will know... Just like Vincent Kennedy McMahon...

... I am not the one to mess with!

Next, The Ghosthead Killer descends to the heart of your toy empire. A reckoning is to be visited upon the McMahons and their Titan Towers for this offense...

... and I do not come alone.

*Ghosthead kicks Cena in the head for good measure before exiting the restaurant, the camera fading to black.*

[lizzypofnyc]

We look at the outside façade of Our Lady of Character Development Church. Parishioners are filing out of the doors.

As the camera enters, Mai Muyo is kneeling in the back of a pew, praying for a bit, and then sitting up and just looking down, upset. A couple musicians are walking out down the aisle – Mass has clearly just ended. A middle-aged priest walks back up the aisle and sits at the pew in front of mine.

Priest: Good afternoon. You’re a visitor?

Mai: (looking down still) Why, because I’m Asian?

Priest: (shakes head) This is a small parish. I know every face I see I can see from the altar.

Mai looks up and notices that the person speaking to her is the priest.

Mai: Oh Father, I’m sorry. I just – it was a beautiful service, I’m just a little distracted.

Priest: I know, that’s why I came over. You didn’t come up for Communion. Are you Catholic?

Mai: Yes, father.

Priest: Then it's sin troubling you. Would you like me to hear your Confession?

Mai: …I’m not sure I’m ready.

Priest: Ready to talk or ready to repent?

Mai: Ready to repent.

Priest: Well, the Lord sees your troubles, He beholds you, He loves you, and He wants to help you. So let’s just talk for a minute. What’s bothering you?

Mai: I mean, I have so many sins—

Priest: But you’re upset about something in particular.

Mai: Two things, Father.

Priest: Tell me both.

Mai: The first…I had a friend who lied to me about something important and it hurt me and a lot of people, so I got really angry at her, and I told her that we couldn’t be friends again. But now….now, she had some kind of breakdown, and she’s away in a facility somewhere, and I wasn’t there for her.

Priest: Do you still feel hurt?

Mai: I do, and that’s why it’s hard to be sorry. But the thing is, I knew she had a difficult life, I knew she had been unstable. But I still said all those hurtful things to her. I still feel all those hurtful things.

Priest: I understand. (Pause.) Tell me the second thing before we talk about that.

Mai: The second…I had a friend who got seriously hurt. And in my job, a lot of people get hurt. Hospital visits are a regular thing. But he was really hurt, this guy Danny, and I never went to check on him, even after weeks passed. I was just so focused on myself, I just let that roll off me. And I am really and truly sorry for that, but I don’t know…

Priest: Don’t know what?

Mai: I don’t know that it wouldn’t happen again. That I would just be so numb to people getting hurt like that…

The priest pauses for a moment and thinks.

Priest: Are you married?

Mai: No, Father.

Priest: In a relationship?

Mai: No, Father.

Priest: Who are you closest to in your life?

Mai: My mom.

Priest: Do you have a father or siblings?

Mai: No father. One brother. We have a difficult relationship, but we’re doing okay right now.

Priest: But you don’t go to each other for strength?

Mai: Not usually.

Priest: You called those people, the one who lied to you and the one who got hurt, your friends. What did you mean when you said that?

Mai: Well, I think really highly of them, and we work together, and…and I guess that’s it.

Priest: Do you have closer friends?

Mai: There’s this one woman, Jaime…she’s married to a co-worker of mine, and when we can get a meal, we do, and that’s nice because it’s not work, and she’s very smart. But sometimes she’s not around for our travel.

Priest: Travel?

Mai: We travel all over the world all year.

Priest: So you have no home parish or community.

Mai: Right.

Priest: How often do you see your mother?

Mai: We Skype sometimes…in person, maybe twice a year?

The priest pauses, closes his eyes, then opens them again.

Priest: You are a visitor. I don’t know you well, I don’t know what you’re going through. I only know what you’ve told me.

The Lord sees your sincerity, and despite my human blindness, so do I. I think you sincerely want to love God’s people. But it is very hard to love “people” in the abstract. Remember, Jesus said that even those who did not know God would care for their neighbor, because they already loved their neighbor. He asked His followers to think about how much they cared for those they loved, and try to be that way with everyone.

But when you don’t have neighbors you already love, relationships you can model…it’s very hard to love everyone. Very hard. And you won’t have anyone else sustaining you. It is not good for man – or woman – to be alone.

Mai: (laughing) Are you telling me to find a boyfriend?

Priest: I’m telling you to love someone. Not for romantic reasons necessarily, but just try to understand what it means to really love someone, not just fulfill your duties to them or check the box.

Mai: I think I understand.

Priest: You don’t. But you will. Would you like me to absolve you now?

Mai: Absolve me?

Priest: You’re obviously repentant. You’re worried about your heart or attitude, and that will take time to mend. But you should do that with God’s grace, within the Sacraments. For now, it suffices that you wish you had behaved differently.

Mai: …Okay. (Mai crosses herself) Bless me, Father, for I have sinned…it’s been four months since my last confession…

The camera backs off.

FADE
 

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 5, 2014 20:12:10 GMT -5 @dkmurphy said:

*Stephanie McMahon is driving to work when a Stamford Police vehicle pulls her over*

SM: Do you know who I am, officer *looks at badge* Murphy?

Police Officer: Sorry, maam, you didn't stop at the light.

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 5, 2014 20:19:53 GMT -5 @dkmurphy said:

*The Murphys are taking turns at the bench press when SFJ 33 approaches them*

SFJ: How does it feel to be teaming again?

Dee: Very happy to be back in action.

DK: Same here.

SFJ: And how do you feel about teaming with Ghosthead?

DK: As our cousins from Boston would say, wicked pissah!

Dee: Hell, yeah!

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 7, 2014 7:53:47 GMT -5 @madjack said:

Crash and Burn are finishing up a training session -

TW – Told you that weird booking week wasn't a bad thing.

MW – Yeah, we did get to get our timing down a lot better. Dad might even say we were getting dangerous.

TW – Well, you maybe. He and I aren't exactly Facebook friends.

MW – He isn't that bad. And those matches you two had showed him you are for real.

TW – OK, now don't go getting all mushy on me, partner, I'm getting all misty-eyed!

(Miranda punches Wilder in the shoulder)

TW – Anyway…. How's Fire? That was some gnarly match – especially the end.

MW – Yeah. She's…. resting right now.

TW – Hey, I know how it is – sometimes a bad egg-nollie can make you do seriously weird stuff.

MW – Like travel all over the globe for no apparent reason?

TW – I got no idea what you are talking about… Now, this dude I used to street luge with – he took a wicked bail out over a curb, whacked his skull hard enough to crack his helmet. He got up, said he was OK, and ran the next race.

MW – So he was OK?

TW – Sort of. He did run the next race naked.

MW – What? NAKED?

TW – Yup.

MW – You know some weird people, Tommy.

TW – You got no idea, 'Randa. Hey, how's Chad? Haven't seen much of him lately. You got some time – you should take him out mountain biking or something.

MW – That's a good idea! Make a picnic of it! Hey – I have time? We aren't doing any more training before Mayhem?

TW – Love to… But I gotta see a man about a fast plane. I got a message to deliver to someone. Personally.

MW – Uh oh. Do I want to know?

TW – Probably not.

(Next group of indie wrestler arrive to train)

MW – Tommy – you were kidding about the street luge guy, right?

TW – Nope! Dude finished 5th! Could have made the podium, though.

MW – Why didn't he?

TW – He had a hot new girlfriend – let's just say his aerodynamics were off…

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 7, 2014 17:33:32 GMT -5 @mooseheadjack said:

<Moose, Chloe and Stan are going old school, standing behind a chain link fence. Chloe looks demented and sings softly to herself, Stan stands silently with his arms folded across his chest, and Moose grips the cage and slowly rakes his forehead across the steel>

MHJ: This is where I am supposed to say how much I have come to hate DK Murphy. This is where I am supposed to say Daniella is going to come after Chloe for revenge. This is where I am supposed to say Stan Fulton is going to destroy Ghost.....this is where I am supposed to comment on all that......but you already know that.

The OOWF is a very simple place, there are those who enjoy inflicting pain, and there are those who enjoy receiving pain. Sometimes one person will find themselves on both sides of that fence <looking up at the cage> a fence much like this one.

There are some here who take spiritual solace to deal with their destructive desires......<taking a mocking preacher tone> As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me. <back to a more menacing tone> I will never fear evil, I embrace evil. You can keep your rod and your staff, I have the Martyr and the Crusher by my side

<Chloe begins singing softly>

O, Death
O, Death
Won't you spare me over til another year
Well what is this that I can't see
With ice cold hands takin' hold of me
Well I am death, none can excel
I'll open the door to heaven or hell

MHJ: Murphy, you and your sister have Jack's blood in your veins. You are no stranger to violence. I know you fear no man. And Ghost, the Death Knell, I know you fear no man, but you see, we are not asking you to fear us. We damn sure are not asking you to respect us.....

Whoa, death someone would pray
Could you wait to call me another day
The children prayed, the preacher preached
Time and mercy is out of your reach
I'll fix your feet til you cant walk
I'll lock your jaw til you cant talk
I'll close your eyes so you can't see
This very hour, come and go with me
I'm death I come to take the soul
Leave the body and leave it cold
To draw up the flesh off of the frame
Dirt and worm both have a claim

MHJ: What I am asking you to do is to dig deep. Go to whatever dark recesses of your mind you need to go to. Go find Jack of the Hinterlands. Ghost, go find your Mayan deity that haunts you. Go to that place that holds all your anger, all your hate, and all your rage........and bring it with you. Set yourself free like the Martyr and the Crusher have done. Step into that ring with a clear conscience over what you are about to do. You are going to step into a cage.....like a wild animal, and you are going to try your best to destroy three human beings, while those cowardly OOWF fans scream for more.

O, Death
O, Death
Won't you spare me over til another year
My mother came to my bed
Placed a cold towel upon my head
My head is warm my feet are cold
Death is a-movin upon my soul
Oh, death how you're treatin' me
You've close my eyes so I can't see
Well you're hurtin' my body
You make me cold
You run my life right outta my soul

MHJ: I want you all to know, once that door closes, there is only one thing the Saints care about, and that is making you suffer. DK, you and I have started a game that is far from over. Daniella, the Martyr is not done with you, this time, she may well rip that arm right off your body. And Ghost......you have what the Crusher wants. What the Crusher needs.

<Moose continues slowly raking his head across the cage until blood begins flowing down his face>

MHJ: Some may call it a reckoning. The Saints call it business as usual

Oh death please consider my age
Please don't take me at this stage
My wealth is all at your command
If you will move your icy hand
The old, the young, the rich or poor
All alike to me you know
No wealth, no land, no silver no gold
Nothing satisfies me but your soul
O, death

MHJ: Oh.....and Vince. If you think one little sneak attack is going to shake the OOWF, clearly you haven't been paying attention. Retribution is coming, and when it does, I promise you, the WWE will never be the same again.

Trust me

O, death
Wont you spare me over til another year
Wont you spare me over til another year
Wont you spare me over til another year

<Moose and Chloe break into psychotic laughter as the camera focuses on the eyes of Stan Fulton, burning with rage. The camera keeps getting closer and closer until all we can see is Stan's mouth. He smirks...>

SF: Say when.....

<the laughter gets louder and we fade to black>

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 7, 2014 18:10:43 GMT -5 wyattcox said:

(It's a quiet walk back to Power and Sunny's suite. Shane and Power are holding hands. They stop at the door and share a quiet moment, then a hug. Power goes into the suite where Sunny is waiting, typing on the computer. She doesn't even face Power when she walks in.)

Sunny: I was wondering if you were coming back tonight.

Power: We were working on a couple of timing issues. I think we're all set. I believe we can take Tommy and Miranda.

Sunny: (Lets out a little disapproving snort) Perfect. The last tag team champions of a dying company. I would think you would set your sights a little higher than that.

Power: (walks over to Sunny's chair and turns it around) You've been such a downer, a total pain in the butt all week. What's with you?

Sunny: (taking Edra by the hands) I just hate to see you get beat up, hurt, and at the end of the day not having anything to show for it.

Power: What? Sure, the money's not great, but we're taken care of well, and it's not like we need it. This is where I belong.

Sunny: Well, you know there's an...you have...an alternative.

Power: Those other places are worse than here, and they don't even take care of you. Why should I...

Sunny: You have an offer.

Power: (Surprised) An offer? From who?

Sunny: Well...they saw what you did to Stank...and Hunter thought...

Power: Hunter? Oh hell no, you too?

Sunny: It's a hell of a good offer, it's guaranteed money, and you know how Vince likes the ripped look...

Power: (walking away, running her fingers through her hair and getting agitated)Does the name Beth Phoenix ring a bell?

Sunny: They want to do with you what they were gonna do with Kong. Tear through all the women, then go after the men....

Power: Did..are you..were you paying attention to what my sister and I said out there?

Sunny: (Standing up and getting head to … breast … with Power) That took a lot of talking on my part to save this deal for you.

Power: THERE. IS. NO. DEAL! I would NEVER work for Vince McMahon. You should know that.

Sunny: I'm just looking after your best interests as your manager. You get distracted with personal issues.

Power: (Picking up Sunny by her shirt) Issues or not. I WILL NOT WORK FOR THAT ASSHOLE!

Sunny: This is a mistake with a capital....

Power: No deal. No McMahons, no WWE. Period.

Sunny: Fine, love, you win. No deal. I just want you to know....

Power: End of discussion. Now I'm getting a shower. Just this discussion makes me feel slimy.

(Power drops Sunny and starts disrobing on the way to the shower.  Sunny picks herself up and reaches into her briefcase.  She takes a big folder with the WWE logo on it and dumps it into the trash.)

Sunny: Too bad, would have been easy money. But she's right. We don't need money...I've got something more fun for little Miss Edra just ahead...and she has no idea...

(Sunny goes back to her laptop as the camera fades...)

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 7, 2014 20:45:33 GMT -5 @dkmurphy said:

*The Murphys are in the Destroyitarium, watching the Saints' promo*

DK: You afraid of stepping into a steel cage with them?

Dee: I've spent my "time off" working out every day, getting help with all the trainers healers and sparring partners Wally lined up, and spending a little quality time talking to Jack of the Hinterlands. I'm in the best shape of my life. Bottom line, I'm Outback Jack's daughter, I'm also the granddaughter of the best boxer ever to come out of County Kerry, I'm not afraid of anybody.

DK: Well,if my "little" sister isn't afraid...

*Daniella flicks a jab at him that he ducks*

DK: Then I guess I'm not afraid. Moose, I do respect you, the same way my father did. Your partners, I respect their abilities, but otherwise not so much. Fear, not gonna happen. But that's not important. We are coming for you, and so is the Death Knell.

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 8, 2014 14:47:46 GMT -5 @madjack said:

Wilder walks up to Ecosystem, who is sitting down to lunch. Tommy spins a chair around, sits down... and waits...

Eco - Can I help you?

TW - You got a plane I can borrow?

Eco - (Choke) Excuse me?

TW - A plane. You know, something really fast.

Eco - Okaaaay... May I ask why?

TW - I got an idea. I need wings to do it. I'm just gonna deliver a message.

Eco - If you are going where I think you are going... sure. But I have a few questions and conditions.

TW - (Sigh) OK... whatcha got dude?

Eco - One - who is in on this.... adventure with you?

TW - Just me, dude. Flying solo.

Eco - Alright. You break it, you bought it. Understand?

TW - Yeah yeah.. I'll take good care of it. I won't even fly it. Pinky-swear.

Eco - And three - Why me?

TW - I dunno. Only other guys with the swag for a jet are either a douchecanoe, or a psycho who could make Gacy go"geeeze..."

Eco - So that leaves.. me.

TW - (shrug) Pretty much.

...

...

Eco - OK, you got it. I'll call the airfield.

TW - Thanks dude! This will be EPIC.

Eco - Just don't get yourself killed - Mai would take it out on me.

TW - No prob! (Tommy swipes a fry off of Eco's plate) Thanks dude!


Tommy gets about 3 steps, turn around...


TW - Dude... you got a helicopter?


(Fade)

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 9, 2014 9:29:17 GMT -5 @madjack said:

Place…. Roof of the WWE World Headquarters - Stamford Connecticut, USA
Time…. 0830 hours

Guy in balakava – Yo, Tommy! You gotta hurry, man – someone is gonna spot you!

Tommy Wilder (from over the side of the building) – Almost there dude….. (pssssssssssssst – shake shake shake pssssssssssst) AND DONE!

GiB – Awesome, now get up here man – we gotta go!

TW – Yeah, yeah…. Tommy (in climbing harness) pulls himself up to the roof. You hear from the rest of the guys?

GiB – Yup – they are all done, and got to point #2. Waiting for us.


Voice from behind them – "Hey! Youse guys! Stop right dere!"

Wilder and friend turn and see Matador Uno, Xavier Woods, and Heath Slater – all wearing building security uniforms (Uno is still in his mask).

TW - Dudes? Seriously? You moonlight as security guards?

Slater – Hey man, it was either this or back to the wanna be feds – like OOWF.

Woods – Yeah, then we would end up wrestling in bum-fuck Canada like you, Wilder.

Uno – And if youse tink we're gonna let dat happen, youse a serious joik…

TW - Wait… aren't you supposed to be from Mexico or Spain or sumpthiin?? What with the Brooklyn Brawler bit?

Uno – Joisey. I'm from New Joisey.

TW – Uh huh. That's really weird. Even from Vinnie.

Woods – Whatever. Now you two are coming with us, or we're going to DRAG you with us. Your choice.

Slater – Oh, please, please pick the hard way.

TW – OK, OK… Look man, we're all wrestlers here. OK, some of us are apparently part time, but hey, all in the brotherhood, right? I mean you know me, apparently, or at least heard of me…

Slater – Yeah, we've heard the name – supposed to be some hot-shot flyer. Gonna be hard against us. And no ropes.

TW – True… but I guess you dudes haven't been watching that close…otherwise you woulda seen this coming -

Wilder still has the can of spray paint in his hands, and he sprays a quick blast, catching Uno in the mask! Uno goes down clawing at his face! Wilder throws the can at Slater – who ducks as Wilder kicks his legs out from under him – but before he can do anything more, Xavier blasts him from behind!

Woods – Our turn, punk.

Woods and Slater stalk Wilder, who manages to stay out of reach, but is losing ground…

TW (Now sporting a black eye) – Anytime now Brah – I'm good, but really – get a move on!

GiB – OK, I'm set!

TW – Cool! Get ready!

Woods – You're going NOWHERE!

Xavier goes for a clothesline, Wilder ducks under, hooks the arm and arm drags Woods into Heath Slater's legs! Uno is back up and charges RIGHT into a superkick by Wilder, and goes down again! Wilder runs at Slater and Woods – Slater dives out of the way, but wilder jumps over them, up onto a large, roof mounted air conditioner, moonsault – STOMP THE LANDING on Xavier Woods! Slater shoves Wilder against the AC box, spins him around and throws a punch - Wilder side steps, Slater hits the metal! MOE-DO from Wilder!

Wilder monkey flips Slater across the roof, rolls to his feet – Slater up, charges – armdrag by Wilder – Slater lands on his feet and turn the move into an arm drag! Wilder continues the move, arm drags Slater – who goes hurtling to the edge of the roof!

Slater – AAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Slater doesn't fall – Wilder has him by the back of the belt… Slater leaning out at a 45 degree angle off the edge…

TW – Dude. That would have been – bad.

Slater – Oh shit oh shit oh shit.

TW – OK, now I want you to do two things for me brah. You listening?

Slater nods

TW – One: Tell Vinnie and Steffie and Jean-Paul that they really, really shouldn't pick this fight. Seriously. I'm one of the NICE guys. We got some serious psychos in OOWF. Dudes who make JBL look like the Easter Bunny. They get into their heads to get theirs back, a lot of you dudes are gonna bleed like fresh road rash. Savvy?

Slater nods

TW – Cool. Now, number two: Don't piss on my paint job on the way down.

Wilder snaps a carbineer onto the back of Slater's belt, and lets go -

Slater – EEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUU……..

GiB – He gonna be OK?

TW – Yeah… I had him hooked in good. That wedgie gotta be real uncomfortable.

GiB – I hope the guy who limo he is pissing on isn't too upset… Roof is open.

TW – OK, let's hit the silks, brah – first 'bull is on me.

As the door to the roof busts open, with several WWF wrestlers and security, Wilder and his accomplice leap off the roof – and base jump! They pop their OOWF logo chutes and glide down the street to a waiting truck, and drive off -

Ninja Cam pans back, and we see some top-notch graffiti spray painted on the WWE Building in 4 story letters -

OOWF Rulz!
Go to war - we got NOTHIN' to lose.
Do you?


Surrounded by stylized logos for Suicide Kings, Saints of Sinners, TexPress, Crash and Burn, Strength in Silence, Drink and Destroy, The Wild Bunch, Ghosthead face paint, Ecosystem, Mai… The whole roster.

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 9, 2014 15:34:45 GMT -5 snelson66 said:

FADE in on the Saints locker room. Just leaving is The Crusher Stan Fulton. He closes the door and makes his way down the myriad hallways comprising the OOWF Backstage Area. He appears to be wandering aimlessly. He looks into open doors and passes doors well known to the OOWF fans: the Darling Luxury Suites, the Destroyatorium, OOWF Catering and GMtheNate’s Office.

Fulton stops at this last one and hesitates in his sauntering. He finally shakes his head and walks away. Finally he comes to the exit of the area and walks out into the Northwest Territory sunshine. There’s a slight flicker as he walks through the doorway and Fulton stops and turns around. He looks back into the Backstage Area and he can see the crew pulling parts of the ring off a flatbed cart to be hauled through another door towards the arena.

As each crew member walks through the doorway, there’s that little telltale flicker that Fulton noticed.

Fulton turns around and walks back to the Saints locker room, this time with purpose and the door slams open as he rushes in. Stank and LD look up from relaxing with a couple beers.

LDW: “What’s got you all fired up, Stan?”

SF: “I was right.”

Sta: “About what this time?”

SF: “Transporters.”

LD and Stank look at each other in confusion.

Sta: “OK. I’ll bite. What transporters?”

Fulton stops digging through his stuff and looks up. He sighs and walks over to LD and Stank, taking a seat across from them.

SF: “You’re going to think I’m crazy.”

Stank rolls his eyes.

LDW: “No more so than usual, Stan. Seriously, what’s going on?”

SF: “Do you remember we were talking a few months ago and I asked how our locker room, the Darling suites, the Destroyatorium... all seem to be set up by the time we reach our destination? Who’s breaking them down and setting them up before we can even make it there ourselves?”

LDW: “I remember that conversation. You had an idea.”

SF: “I did.”

Sta: “Transporters.”

SF: “Well, not exactly, but it was a good enough name until I can come up with something else. Ever see Stargate?”

LDW: “Of course. Canadian television program. Filmed around Vancouver.”

Stank looks at LD with unbridled annoyance.

SF: “TV or film. Either one. But that’s how I answered my question. This locker room, everything else. It’s still in Dayton. It never gets broken down and never has to get set back up again. They just move the ... well, stargates. That’s what’s being transported. I’d guess more than a week in advance. They set one up while the one for the next week is already on a truck to the next stop.”

Sta: “Oooooooooooooo... kay. What are you going to do about it.”

SF: “Steal the tech. It was kind of my thing.”

LDW: “Are you insinuating... you know what? Never mind. I’m coming with you.”

Sta: “You’re what?”

LDW: “If what Stan says is true, this is a huge deal Lucas. And Stan’s one of us. Have to back his play.”

Sta: “Gotdamn you Billy Dee. Alright. What can we do to help, Stan.”

Fulton smiles, not only at the help he’s going to get, but being shown he’s truly one of the Saints, which finally sinks into his thick head.

SF: “Grab those cases and let’s go to the exit to the arena.”

Fulton, Stank and LD haul the case back to the exit where the crew is working. Fulton opens the cases and there’s a lot of technical gear there. Most of it unusual. Fulton is talking almost non-stop, about his company’s R&amp;D department, etc., until finally OOWF officials have taken notice. They attempt to stop the Saints, but Stank and LD pummel a few into insensibility and the rest go running, screaming into walkie-talkies about the secret being let out of the bag.

Fulton messes around with what looks like a Doctor Who sonic screwdriver. LD points that out.

SF: “Yeah. I had the kids make it look like the tenth Doctor’s. I’m a geek. Sue me.”

Fulton is fiddling around at the doorway to the arena when there’s a loud pop, some sizzling and the image of the arena fades away. Behind the doorway is a blank wall.

SF: “Whoops.”

Sta: “Whoops?! Whoops?! You just trapped a bunch of crew guys back there!”

SF: “No worries. I’ll get it going again. I just about had it. Besides, they can use the other one.”

Fulton points to the door leading out of the backstage to the parking lot.

SF: “That one is still working. They’d just have to walk around the building.”

Fulton fiddles a bit more and the doorway activates, but it’s not the Northwest Territory arena. It’s Manitoba where the last PPV was held.

LDW: “Got the memory swapped?”

SF: “Seems so. Grab that small device there. No the one next to it. Yeah. Now hold it up the door way and turn the dial.”

LD does and the image changes to Nunavut.

SF: “Again.”

Now Delaware.

SF: “Last time.”

Finally, the Northwest Territory arena shows.

SF: “Interesting. Alright. I’ve gotten what I need. I think I can get my company to make its own now.”

Sta: “So what do we do now?”

SF: “We can turn it off anytime and hit Dayton. There’s a good steak place there. Or if you ever want to go to Leningrad. Or Pyongyang. I’ll know how to adjust these within the week.”

Fulton picks up a case and starts walking back to the Saints locker room. LD and Stank follow. An SFJ comes running up.

SFJ: “Mr. Fulton! Your thoughts about tonight match up?”

SF: “Moose and Chloe are two of the most violent people on this planet. The Murphys are going to locked into a cage with them. And Ghosthead is also going to locked in there. With me. Suits me fine. He couldn’t beat me before when his title was on the line. He won’t beat me again. Eventually we’ll have another match for his world title and I’ll take it and his soul from him. If he has one left.

“You want to play for blood? That’s just my game.”

Fulton looks right in the camera.

SF: “Say when.”

FADE

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 9, 2014 19:02:55 GMT -5 blownspot said:

*SFJ#2 walks up to the OOWF Intercontinental Champion, Stank.*

SFJ#3 - Tonight you face, Zane Myers for your Intercontinental Championship. Should be a good one?

Stank - Let me give you a preview of what will happen tonight... I'm going to hit Zane so hard, I hit him really hard!

*Camera fades to Triple H's office where the WWE COO is watching Stank's promo.*

HHH - You see that, Steph? THIS is what passes for a promo in that backwater Fed.

Steph - I know dear.

HHH - Explain to me how it manages to come off better than any of Orton's?

Steph - I'm going to have to get our writer monkeys...

HHH - Wait. Do we actually call them that?

Steph - Meh. Fits.

HHH - Alright. You were saying?

Steph - I don't know. Orton. Promo. Who cares? Anyway... my father is going to RUIN the OOWF for humiliating us.

HHH - I really don't see how any of this is best for business.

Steph - Honey... this isn't business... its personal. And I'll be DAMNED-

*PYRO lights in the corners of Triple H's office as THROUGH HELLFIRE AND UNFILED PAPERWORK, IT'S THE DEMON KANE! Triple H quickly grabs a fire extinguisher and smothers the flames licking at the corners of his office!*

HHH - GLENN you IDIOT! I told you to NEVER do this in MY OFFICE!

Kane - Sorry sir, but are you aware of what's happened?

Steph - What are you talking about?

Kane - The OOWF have... vandalized the building.

HHH - WHAT? Where's security?

Kane - Heath is changing his clothes in the locker room. Woods and... Colon? I think? I can't tell those two Matadors apart, especially when masked. Who the Hell wears a mask 24 hours, seven days a week?

Steph - Says the man wearing a mask right now?

Kane - I'm not a man, or a monster... I'm a demon, a demon from the pits of the underworld. I terrorize the souls of those who-

HHH - Glen.

Kane - I'm the Devil's FAVORITE D-

HHH - KANE! Whatever! Listen. Go round up more security and double the guard at every entrance. Looks like this beef we have with the OOWF is becoming a thing. Oh and Glenn before you go, grab me my sledgehammer.

*Kane walks over to the case for Triple H's sledgehammer and opens it getting BLASTED in the face by BLACK MIST which begins to fill the room in a dark cloud. The camera then fades to Ghosthead sitting in the back of Ecosystem's Jet holding Triple H's Sweet Lady Sledge. Tommy Wilder pops a Code Red and leans back in his seat, propping his feet up in front of him.*

TW - Had no idea you planned on crashing the party, Ghosty.

Ghost -

TW - You know... you and I don't get along.

Ghost - Why? What have I done to deserve your ire?

TW - My ire? Dude! I don't know about ire, but the way you operate kind of rubs me the wrong way... most of the time.

*Wilder watches on his iPhone the scene at Triple H's office.*

TW - But I got to hand it to you... this right here is a thing of beauty. How did you manage to sneak in there without anyone noticing?

Ghost - I do not mean to appear ungrateful for the ride back to Canada... but I would appreciate if we... did not speak for the rest of the trip.

TW - Fine by me, bro. Just one more thing.

Ghost - ... speak.

TW - When you gonna give me a shot at that title of yours?

Ghost - Should I possess it after I am done with Fulton... you are welcome to try and take it from me.

TW - Awesome. Looking forward to it.

*The Captain comes over the loudspeakers and announces their descent as the camera fades to black.*

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 9, 2014 19:55:26 GMT -5 @mooseheadjack said:

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Yellowknife, Northwest Territory, Canada
July 9, 2014

BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. SUICIDE KINGS

BFE scores the upset win when Eco and Mai distract Reyna and Allen. Match TBAL

DANNY TAYLOR vs. CHRIS EVANS

Chris Evans is out first, ignoring the boos that rain down upon him. He strolls to the ring and poses on the ropes, then smirks as he stares up the aisle. Danny Taylor, accompanied by Victor Dinero, receives a much more positive response. They pause on the stage for a moment to drink in the reaction, then march to ringside. They shake hands, and then Danny rolls into the ring. Referee Junior Hale steps between the two men, gives them their instructions, and calls for the bell.

They lock up and Danny backs Evans to the ropes. Danny breaks clean, but Evans rakes his eyes. Danny staggers back, and Evans buries a knee in his stomach. Evans hooks him for a DDT, but Taylor picks him up and tosses him into the corner, Evans bounces off the turnbuckles and Taylor juggles him with a right and left to the body, then plants him with a belly-to-belly suplex. He hooks the leg, but Evans rolls a shoulder at two. Danny gets to his feet and grabs Evans as he gets up, shoving him into the corner. Danny connects with a series of forearms, then sends him across the ring. Evans hits the corner hard, but manages to dodge when Danny charges. Danny slams into the turnbuckles, and Evans drives a kick into his kidneys. He grabs Danny's head and yanks him back into a lung blower. Evans goes to the ropes and drives a knee into his throat. He covers, but Danny powers out at one.

Both men are up, and Evans ducks a swing and connects with a kick to the knee. It takes two more to drop the big man to one knee, and Evans drives repeated elbows into the side of his head. Evans hits the ropes behind Taylor and dropkicks him in the back, sending him face-first into the mat. He grabs Danny's foot and drives his knee repeatedly into the mat. He ties Danny's legs up, pulling them into a sharpshooter. Taylor struggles, and drags himself towards the ropes. As he does, Ecosystem steps through the curtain and strolls down the aisle. He takes a seat at ringside, watching the action. Just before Danny reaches the ropes, Evans drags him back to the middle of the ring. Junior checks, but Danny refuses to submit and starts to crawl again. Finally, he reaches the ropes and Junior forces the break.

Evans releases the hold, but immediately drops his weight onto Danny's knee. He rolls him over and drags him toward the corner. Evans slides under the ropes and tries to tie him into a ringpost figure four, but Danny kicks him away. Evans rolls to his feet and hops onto the apron as Danny struggles to his feet. Evans springs off the top rope, but Danny snags him in mid-air and plants him with a spinebuster. Danny foregoes the cover, drags him to his feet, and sends him across the ring. Evans ducks a clothesline and grabs the top rope to stop his momentum. He snaps off a superkick as Danny charges, but Danny catches it and pulls him into a leg-trap suplex. This time he covers, but only gets two.

Danny hauls Evans to his feet and drives him into the corner. He gets the better of an exchange of forearms and lifts Evans onto the top rope. Evans pummels Taylor with forearms before he can follow up, and manages to drive him back. Evans leaps off with a clothesline, but Taylor moves out of the way. Evans lands hard and crumples, grabbing his ankle. He tries to stand, but falls over, clutching his leg. Danny shakes his head, then rolls his eyes as Junior checks on Evans. He waits for the ref to get out of the way and moves in. When Evans tries snag him in a small package, Taylor is ready for it and blocks, He hauls Evans up - and Drops the Bomb. Taylor covers, and Junior counts One...Two...Three.

WINNER, in 12:36, Danny Taylor.

After the match: Victor joins Danny in the ring as he celebrates. Evans rolls under the ropes and drops to the floor. Ecosystem helps him up and follows him up the aisle.

ALEXANDER DARLING &amp; CHAD MADISON vs. MATT FOLZ &amp; SPIDER MCNULTY

Spider McNulty struts out to the ring to Judas Priest's The Rage” to a somewhat ambivalent reaction by the crowd for the grizzled veteran. He steps confidently down the ramp, walks up the steps, wipes his feet on the apron in a very old school fashion, and steps through the ropes, bouncing off the ropes and tests them...

When “Battle without Honor or Humanity” fires up and the crowd just goes nuts for Matt Folz. He stands at the top of the ramp, hands on hips, and just shakes his head at the cheering. He walks down the ramp and climbs the steps and raises a hand to acknowledge the crowd.

The lights go out as we hear “There can only be one” and a single shimmering spotlight focuses on a figure in a Phoenix Rising hoodie. Porcelain and the Tramps “King of the World” starts up and the figure reveals himself to be Alexander Darling who runs to the ring, slides under the bottom rope and leaps the turnbuckle to a mixed reaction from the crowd.

Then Clint Black's "Desperado" fires up the crowd cheers for “Cowboy” Chad Madison who Texas two-steps down the ramp, stopping to shake hands, kiss babies, and flirt with the ladies. He steps into the ring and tips his hat to his opponents...

The referee calls for one member of each team. Spider claps Matt on the back and tells him to “let ol' Spider show you how we did this.” Matt shakes his head and steps out on the apron. Chad puts his cowboy hat on the ringpost and nods at Alex who smirks before stepping out, and it looks like it'll be Chad and Spider to start things out.

Spider assumes control, backing Chad into the ropes and lays in some stiff forearms before tossing Chad across the ring. Spider goes for the clothesline but Chad ducks it and comes off for a cross body! But Spider's stronger than he looks...and that's strong! He hauls Chad over for a powerslam. Spider locks in a headlock as there's commotion over in Spider's corner. The Suicide Kings have snuck out and have pulled Matt Folz off the apron the hard way, hitting his head on the apron on the way down. As they swarm on Folz, Alex has reached under the ring and brought out a sledgehammer and begins taking swings at the Kings. As the match continues in the ring, Folz recovers and starts fighting back along with Alex. Referees and security are having a hard time breaking this one up, so they wisely divert it up the ramp and the match in the ring continues.

The first discovery of the interference of the Kings is when Chad reaches up to tag in Alex and...no Alex. Chad reaches the ropes and Spider slowly gives him the clean break. Spider turns to give Folz a shot in the match...and no Folz. Spider starts to turn to the referee and ends up eating Chad's infamous Triple Dropkick. Spider is dazed and doesn't see Chad's superkick hit right on the button. Chad hooks Spider's big leg and the count is academic.


Winner in 8:45 – Chad Madison and Alexander Darling

Chad grabs his hat off the corner post and goes off in search of his partner, while Spider's on the mat trying to figure out just what happened....

CHRISTIAN CARTER vs. ECOSYSTEM

“Monsters” by V-Shaped Mind plays over the PA system as the crowd boos the living daylights out of the King of Suicide Kings, Christian Carter, as he makes his way down to the ring. He jaws with the fans a bit before stepping into the ring and posing on the turnbuckles, soaking in the contempt of the audience.

PA: Da..da..da..da-da dum-dum…da..

“New Slaves (instrumental)” plays over the PA system next, heralding the entrance of Ecosystem, who gets a big pop as he comes out. Christian Carter just shakes his head in the ring as Eco laughs and raises his microphone.

Eco: You’re shaking your head, Christian, and I feel like shaking my head too. Why are you people cheering me? (Pop!) It’s not like I’ve ever done anything to pander to you fans RIGHT HERE IN YELLOWKNIFE, NORTHWEST TERRITORY! (Pop) Let me tell you, it is a total accident that I just happened to be wearing this under my suit…

Ecosystem takes off his suit jacket to reveal…a MERCREDI jersey! The crowd is going wild. Carter takes a microphone.

Carter: Wait, no, I’m sorry, explain that.

Eco: Vic Mercredi. He was the first ever National Hockey League player to be drafted from the Northwest Territories, and he was actually born RIGHT HERE IN YELLOWKNIFE! (Pop.)

And just like Vic Mercredi…I’m going to lose an election to the Legislative Assembly of the Northwest Territories thirty-one years after my retirement!

Awkward pause.

Carter: What?

Eco: Sorry, that’s not the promo ending. And just like Vic Mercredi…I’m going to KICK CHRISTIAN CARTER’S ASS!

Carter: When did I ever fight Vic Merc—

But Eco is already rushing the ring and tackles Carter! Here the two go, trading blows as the bell rings! The two brawl outside the ring, Eco getting the best of Carter briefly, but Carter shoving Eco back hard into the steel steps! Carter is stomping away on Eco against the steps as the crowd boos! Carter rolls back into the ring, screaming at the referee to count Eco out…Eco rolls back into the ring and Carter stomps away at him as he comes in, choking him out with his boot in the corner.

Carter pulls Eco up and chops away at him a couple times – and finally yanks off the jersey as the crowd boos. Carter makes a big show of blowing his nose on the jersey before tossing it to the ground – specifically not to the crowd – but as he turns back around to Eco, Eco grabs Carter and tosses him into the corner, chopping away at him! WOO! WOO! WOO! Eco backs up, head of steam charge – Carter dodges and Eco lands chest first against the turnbuckles! Carter rolls him up, pulling the tights, but Eco kicks out at two.

Carter goes total heel now, slowing the pace as he holds Eco down with an Armbar…Eco squirms out, and Carter moves to a Dragon Sleeper…Eco pulls himself forward, but Christian Carter switches arms into a PATENTED HEEL CHINLOCK~! Eco looks to be fading in the chinlock…until he suddenly belts out…

Eco: O CANADA…OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND!

The crowd sings back, “TRUE PATRIOT LOVE IN ALL THY SONS COMMAND!” Carter looks pissed, but distracted, as Eco grabs his leg and reverses the chinlock into an Olympic Slam! Carter up, Eco catches him, belly-to-belly toss! Eco goes to the outside apron as Carter slowly stumbles up – springboard clothesline off the top to take Carter down! Vintage Eco! Christian Carter rolls out of the ring, but Eco bounds off the opposite ropes, looking for a suicide dive – but Carter manages to dodge-deflect him into the barricade!

Both men are down, but Carter is a little steadier, and he gets up and gestures that it’s over, going for the steel chair. Carter measures Eco and swings the chair – but Eco ducks under and tackles Carter over the barricade! Eco and Carter are brawling on the floor…Eco gets up and grabs a water bottle from a fan and dumps it on Carter! Carter trips Eco up, grabs a slushie and dumps it on Eco! Eco is covered in red slush! Eco drop toeholds Carter down, grabs a bag of popcorn…and sits down to eat it, because popcorn is delicious. Carter, annoyed, charges Eco – but Eco back bodydrops Carter into the fans – who catch him and crowdsurf him! Eco jumps into the crowd to crowdsurf after Carter, but they end up getting pulled in opposite directions.

By this time, it’s been well over a count of ten, and the referee rings the bell for the double countout.

Winner in 6:22…No Contest!

The fans are chanting “LET THEM FIGHT!” except that they’re the ones keeping them from fighting, and can’t coordinate enough to fix the problem. Carter eventually hops off the fans and heads to the back, while Eco begins singing “O Canada!” along with the fans as he surfs toward the rafters.

ALEXIS DARLING vs. MAI MUYO

Alexis makes her way to the ring first, to a huge chorus of boos. She ignores the crowd as "Hero" plays and Mai Muyo makes her way to ringside. Alexis charges forward, ambushing Mai before she can get in the ring and sending Mai crashing from the apron into the guard rail. The crowd boos loudly as Alexis slides out of the ring and slams Mai's head into the ring steps, followed by a swinging neckbreaker and then a brainbuster onto the concrete. Alexis demands that the referee call for the bell, he does and this one is officially underway.

Alexis covers looking to steal this one. 1...2...Mai rolls her shoulder. Alexis slams the mat in frustration, then scoops Mai up and hits a Fisherman's suplex for another 2 count. Alexis heads up to the second rope and hits a double stomp to Mai's gut. She whips Mai hard into the corner and charges in, nailing her with a forearm. Alexis sets Mai up for a superplex, but Mai blocks and shoves Alexis off the top rope. Mai follows with a knee drop off the top. As Alexis tries to get back to her feet, Mai nails her with a Shining Wizard.

The crowd roars as Mai starts lacing Alexis with hard knife edge chops. Alexis tries a wild punch in return but Mai easily ducks and nails Alexis with a belly to back suplex. Northern Lights Suplex gets 2. Butterfly suplex, and then Mai heads up top looking for the Savior Splash. Alexis moves at the last second. As both get to their feet, Alexis shoves Mai into the referee, smashing him in the corner. Alexis sees this, clips Mai's knee and heads out and grabs a chair from under the ring. Alexis nails Mai with 3 or 4 hard chair shots before Matt Folz runs down to the ring. Alexis turns and tries to nail him with the chair, but he ducks and hits an Angle Slam. Folz smirks and hits another Angle Slam for good measure before helping Mai to her feet. Mai heads up top, Savior Splash connects this time as the referee starts to stir and counts 1, 2, 3.

Winner in 7:45: Mai Muyo

SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. MURPHY’S LAW &amp; GHOSTHEAD – Steel Cage Match

Brutal, violent, bloody war. The referee somehow managed to keep this one an actual six man tag match for most of the match. Moose and DK did their best to murder one another, leaving one another a bloody mess. Chloe did her best to rip Daniella’s arm off her body and beat her to death with it. Daniella did not take a step back and added to the punishment Chloe was still feeling from her match with Fire. On top of all THAT Stan and Ghost played “let’s see who can hurt one another the most.” Stan worked over Ghosts ribs and back, leaving the champion gasping for air while Ghost bloodied Stan and tried to destroy the big man’s knee.

The end of the match came when Moose and Chloe tied Daniella in the ropes and cuffed DK to the cage. Ghost fought the good fight for as long as he could, but the numbers won in the end. Chloe and Moose lift Ghost up, Moose by his shoulders and Chloe by the legs and hold him in the air, Fulton climbs to the top rope and leaps and CRUSHES Ghost down to the mat! Fulton covers, the ref counts three, and the damage has been done. Ghost is prone on the mat gasping for air, blood running from his mouth, it certainly seems like internal injuries are a possibility.
WINNERS in 27:31 – Saints of Sinners

LD WILLIAMS vs. RORY ALBRIGHT – Non-Title Match

The "Sun King" is out first to the sounds of Skid Row's "18 &amp; Life". The Canadian woman, who love them some glam rock, swoon, as they hear Canada's own Sebastian Bach belt out the opening lyrics to Rory Albright's theme music while the men all collectively roll their eyes. Albright is all business as he makes his way down to the ring followed by Carrie Weiss. He tosses his half empty bottle of beer into the crowd and climbs into the ring through the ropes while Carrie stands ringside.

Albright's music fades out and is replaced by Petra's "Jekly and Hyde". The crowd pops HUGE for Canada's native son, the OOWF Onslaught Champion, LD Williams! The Saint of Sinner doesn't really acknowledge the ovation, as he heads down the ring and unstraps the IC belt from around his waist. He drops the title ringside, slides in under the bottom rope and goes on the attack catching Rory Albright unaware with a forearm to the side of his head!

The bell is rung and LD stomps away at Albright slumped in the corner! The Sun King is in trouble early as LD continues to relentlessly beat down on his helpless prey... wait a minute... not so helpless after all as Albright kicks the Onslaught Champion's shin causing LD to stumble backward and allowing Albright to roll out of the ring to try and catch his breath! Carrie Weiss walks over to her man's side and as she checks up on him, LD hits the ropes and DIVES THROUGH causing Carrie to scurry away to safety while Albright is drilled into the crowd barrier!

LD is up first. He pulls Albright up to his feet and SLINGS him into the STEEL STEPS! LD slides into the ring to break up the count and comes out on the side where Rory ends up. He reaches down to pull Albright to his feet, but Rory escapes further punishment with several punches to LD's gut! Rory finally gets to his feet and DROPS the Onslaught Champion with a BOOT TO THE FACE! The Sun King, satisfied, pulls LD to his feet and rolls him under the bottom rope where he covers and gets TWO!

Albright runs the ropes and drops a knee on LD's head! Cover... TWO! Albright pulls LD to his feet and lays into him for several minutes with punches and kicks, wearing the Onslaught Champion down! It all culminates in a hope spot for LD REVERSED into a GUTWRENCH FALLING POWERBOMB! Albright covers...

one!

Two!

THRE---NOOOOO! LD Williams rolls his shoulder at the last moment!

Albright slaps the mat in frustration then pulls Williams to his feet... Irish Whip... REVERSED and LD comes back with a SPINNING CALF KICK which knocks the taller Rory Albright off his feet! LD pounces on Albright unloading on the young man's head with fists and elbows, cutting The Sun King open!

LD hops to his feet and climbs the turnbuckles, but hops back down to the mat, as Rory Albright rolls out of the ring and falls to the floor below. LD stalks his prey, sliding out the opposite side, and running around the ring, looking to build momentum for a high impact move on Albright, but Carrie Weiss stands in his way, stopping LD just short of impact! LD points at her and gestures broadly for Weiss to move out of the way! Carrie refuses, as the refs count gets to SEVEN!!

LD warns Carrie to move once again, but a bleeding and exhausted Albright manages to pull himself up into the ring and push up onto his hands and knees. LD Williams slides in after him and runs the ropes, as Albright staggers to his feet. LD comes back with a FLYING CLOTHESLINE attempt, but Albright SNATCHES LD out of the air and REVERSES it into the PCB! (minus the theatrics of the "kiss" from Abigail)

Rory Albright covers the stunned Onslaught Champion! 1... 2... THREE!!! What an upset!

Your winner in 16:42 - Rory Albright!

Albright rolls out of the ring and falls to his hands and knees. Carrie Weiss runs around excitedly and helps her man up. Rory Albright staggers to his feet and smiles broadly as a nasty cut under his eye flows with blood. Rory raises a fist in victory as he and Carrie Weiss make their way up the ramp while LD sits up in the middle of the ring clearly disappointed at getting caught. He glares after The Sun King who staggers his way up the ramp with his arm wrapped around the shoulders of his woman, his smile caught on the Jumbotron as they walk.


CRASH &amp; BURN vs. STRENGTH IN SILENCE – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match

Classic tag team battle here, both teams go back and forth, neither able to keep the advantage for long. The match stays completely clean and the fans are PUMPED because of it. Quick tags and lots of near falls keep the crowd on the edge of their seats. The end comes when Wilder tries the AIR WALK, but Power catches him and SLAMS him to the mat! As a dazed Wilder gets to his feet, Tuska hits the SILENCER! Power dives through the ropes and crashes into Miranda on the floor, Tuska covers, one….two….THREE! NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
WINNERS in 26:55 – and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Strength in Silence

After the match the two teams exchange hugs and handshakes and Crash &amp; Burn raises the new champs arms in victory, and the crowd eats it up

STANK vs. ZANE MYERS – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

This one never even gets going. Stank and Zane just decide to destroy one another. They stay in the ring for about three seconds, and then they are both on the floor brawling and beating one another senseless with whatever they can get their hands on. Zane makes a few attempts to get back in the ring, but it never lasts. Pretty soon LD Williams (who is cheered louder than anyone on the show) and Chad Madison (who nearly gets booed out of the building……again) are both down and it turns into a big tag schmozz. The locker room empties and the two sides are eventually separated. Looks like another match has not settled a single thing between these two.
WINNER – No Match

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