OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Moosejaw, Saskatchewan Canada
July 16, 2014
BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. THE BLACK HANDBill, Justin and Ellie get the win over the Draculs. Match TBAL
DANNY TAYLOR & SPIDER MCNULTY vs. CHRIS EVANS & RORY ALBRIGHTJudas Priest's The Rage brings perhaps the oldest member of the OOWF roster down to the ring, Spider McNulty. But at 51 he can still go in the ring. He walks up the steps, wipes his feet on the apron, and steps between the ropes, never in much of a hurry.
Next to come down the ring is McNulty's tag team partner tonight, Danny Taylor, to POD's Here Comes The Boom. Taylor is all smiles and waves to the audience. He climbs up the steps and steps over the top rope. McNulty steps over to Taylor and shakes his hand and starts talking. Danny just nods his head as McNulty talks about their opponents, about afterwards grabbing a big steak dinner, and possibly about trying to get Spencer and Ashley to come along. Danny just smiles as McNulty tests the ropes some more and then Danny shakes his head.
Metallica's “Turn the Page” brings out...no one. White lights bathe the set. Carrie dances as a silhouette until the white lights drop and Rory enters backwards, arms outstretched with a beer. As Albright finishes the beer en route to the ring and tosses the bottle, Carrie joines him at ringside with a bottle of her own. Albright and Weiss are around ringside yelling at the fans...
When Iron Maiden's The Trooper brings out Chris Evans. Evans is dressed to wrestle but has a microphone in his hand...Oh my God, no. He's going to speak.
“Once again I'm placed in a match where none of the three in the ring are in my class. I beat the stuffings out of Danny Taylor three years ago, Methusala there isn't worth my time, and my partner...”
...Out comes GM TheNate...
“Hang on, Mr Evans. This whole “disrespect the roster” stuff has to stop and now.
“Whaddaya gonna do,” says Evans. “Fine me, suspend me, fire me?”
The crowd starts cheering “FI-RE EV-ANS” clap-clap-clapclapclap chant. Evans looks at the audience with distain.
“As mandated by the Board of Director, MISTER Evans, if you don't march down to that ring right now, you will be fined FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS, and transferred to the PHWF, where you will be in the ring five nights a week against Billy Wayne Woodard, Puck Dupp, Bishop Blaize, and every wrestler I can find to humiliate you. And if you no show or walk out JUST ONCE, you will be FIRED!”
Evans is boiling. “You can't do this to me, I'm....”
But it seems Evans' partner has heard enough and SPEARS Evans from behind. Rory grabs Evans by the hair, robe and all, and hurls him into the ring where Spider McNulty is ready with smash after smash. Spider throws Evans across the ring and hits a Powerslam! McNulty covers but only gets a one count. Albright makes a crack to Spider about trading one non-talker for another, and that gets dear old Angus all upset and yelling at Rory, but Evans grabs McNulty from behind with a Canadian Backbreaker. Evans walks over to Albright and slaps him across the face, which the referee says is good enough as a tag and Evans steps out. Albright steps in and looks to face Spider but McNulty made it to the corner and tagged in Danny Taylor! Albright locks up with Taylor for a test of strength, and both are very evenly matched. Albright finally gets the upper hand and turns to tag Evans...but Evans jumps off the apron and begins to tell Carrie how she should hook up with a REAL MAN. Albright yells at Evans but Rory gets tapped on the shoulder. Rory turns around into a BEE-BOO CRAWSHANKS, er, T-Bone Suplex from Danny! Danny covers, butAlbright kicks out at two. Albright goes to tag Evans again, and Evans isn't there, so Albright bails out of the ring and confronts Evans. Evans tells Rory to get back in there, and he does, locking up with Taylor again and this time Albrignt is able to get an armbar. Taylor throws Albright into the ropes and Albright ducks a clothesline but dives for his own corner with a fist right to Evans' jaw. The referee again calls that a tag and orders Evans into the ring. Evans realizes he's in the ring with Danny Taylor and tries to tag back out but Albright's taken a seat at ringside with Carrie in his lap, drinking another bottle of beer. Danny goes to work on Evans and dominates the man who ended his best friend's career. After several minutes Taylor locks in a Fujiwari Armbar and Evans grabs the bottom rope and forces the break. Evans slides out of the ring and starts complaining about Albright and Carrie not helping. Albright has a few choice words about Evans and his questionable parentage, and Evans starts to come after Albright, pusing Carrie off his lap. The referee steps out of the ring and orders Evans back in, lest he be counted out. Evans just throws up his hands at Albright and Carrie, and while the Referee has his back turned Carrie clocks Evans with the beer bottle. Evans is out! The referee didn't see a thing but Albright helping Evans back into the ring. Taylor tags in Spider, who drags up a bloody Evans...double underhook...SPIDER'S LULLABY! Spider hooks the leg and believe it or not, Spider gets the three count!
WINNER IN 19:49 – Danny Taylor and Spider McNulty!
Spider steps over to Taylor and shakes his hand, clasps him on the shoulder, and suggests they find a steak and some “broads”. Danny smiles and raises both their hands. Spider heads toward the back as Danny just shakes his head and follows. Meanwhile Evans hasn't moved in the ring and the referee is asking for trainers from the back, but Rory and Carrie are in the ring with three beers. Albright yells at Evans and asks him if he wants a drink. Evans, being out cold, doesn't respond. So Carrie and Rory pour all three beers down Evans' mouth, who sits up sputtering and thrashing. Before he can regain his balance, Evans finds himself with another beer bottle to the head by Carrie. Rory continues to trash talk Evans as Corrie dances around the ring. The officials finally convince Rory and Carrie to leave the ring, and they head up the ramp while officials continue to examine Evans.
SUICIDE KINGS vs. MATT FOLZ, ALEXANDER DARLING, ECOSYSTEM & MAI MUYOThe Suicide Kings make their entrance first as a united four-person squad – the Dukes of Destruction, Jos and Jason, and the Queen and King of Kings lead, Alexis Darling and Christian Carter. They brush off the fans’ boos and hit the ropes…they’re looking to bring this series to an end.
Matt Folz is out first for the good guys, with a big face pop for his entrance. Matt shakes his head smiling, as though he still can’t believe the amount of fan support he has…but it’s still more believable than this next guy – Ecosystem comes out with Mai Muyo, who rallies the fans up as Eco paws a microphone.
Eco: I tell you what, there’s only one place you get that Moosejack, Saskatchewan excitement – RIGHT HERE IN MOOSEJACK, SASKATCHEWAN! (Pop) But Moosejack, we’re going to need you to get even louder – we’ve got a tag team partner who needs the OOWF Universe to come, put their hands together, and really show him just how much we believe in him! Ladies and gentlem—
But Alexander Darling comes out, not waiting for the overwrought introduction, and pushes past Eco as he storms the ring, taking on the Kings himself! He throws them off for a minute, but the numbers game is about to catch up when the rest of the team enters – the referee finally regains control and we go to Alexis Darling against Matt Folz to start us off. Folz is keeping it clean, trying to get his chain wrestling combinations off, but Alexis has an answer to every suplex – but Matt has answers for the answers, so high-impact execution is far and few between. Alexis is the first to go less than clean with an eye rake, followed by a snap DDT before pulling Matt into the unfriendly corner.
The Saints are tagging in and out, stomping a mudhole in Matt – at one point, the referee pulls Christian Carter off, and Jason Allen begins choking Matt out in the corner. This draws Mai in to complain, but the referee then turns to her, setting up the referee-is-distracted-with-the-face-beatdown-time-spot…except this face team improbably has Ecosystem on it, who runs around to the other side of the ring and delivers a Greco-Roman Kick To The Balls to Christian Carter! The Saints begin jumping on Eco, leading the referee to break THAT up – but by then, Matt has made the tag to Mai Muyo!
Mai begins laying into Christian Carter with the “NOW!” Kicks, but Christian catches one and flips Mai over into the Walls of Jericho…Mai is stretching toward the ropes, but pulls herself through the legs when she can’t make it and rolls Christian up into a small package! Christian kicks out, Mai is back up, desperation SUPERKICK to the face of Christian! Christian stumbles back into the corner as Mai sells the back injury – and here comes Amazing Jos right off the top rope with a flying dropkick to Mai! Jos is a heel house o’ fire, which is confusing to the audience – armdrags to Mai, runs to the other side to drop the faces off the apron, Mai charges, Jos catches her with a kick to the gut, hooks her around the waist over the back and…
Hooks her up…
Oh wait…
YOU CAN’T POWERBOMB MAI MUYO!
Hurricarana to send Amazing Jos flying! Both are down, both make the tag now that Alexander is back up to the ring – and Alexander and Jason Allen make a beeline at each other. The two are brawling, and Allen gets the best of it with a spinning heel kick. Allen tries to take control with a chinlock, but Alexander THROWS him off, and gives the universal sign for I’m Just Not Having This Shit Today, before laying into Allen with stiff as fuck shots and tossing him with an overhead belly to belly!
Carter comes back in the ring and drops Alexander with a running clothesline, but Matt Folz comes around and SPEARS Carter out of the ring! The two are brawling to the outside just as Alexis and Mai have started trading blows out there. Allen tries to pull Alexander up, but Alexander Darling spins around and hooks Jason Allen up – DARLING DRIVER! Alexander stumbles back against the ropes – and Eco tags himself in! Eco jumps on top of Jason and hooks the leg! Alexander is about to take exception, but Amazing Jos charges in the ring and Alexander instinctively stops the attempted break as Mai and Matt run in to stop the rest of the charge: 1-2-3!
Winners in 8:32…Matt Folz, Alexander Darling, Mai Muyo and Ecosystem!
Ecosystem leaps up, jumping up and down like he just scored a home run in the All-Star Game. Christian Carter looks PISSED, but with Allen down, the Kings decide to cut their losses momentarily as Matt and Mai re-enter the ring. Eco gives Mai a hug (accepted), and Matt a hug (obviously not wanted, but no violence results) and goes to give Alexander a hug – but Alexander just walks right by him, slapping Mai on the back as he nods to Folz. Eco keeps his arms open for a hug…until he decides to hug himself as the fans laugh.
STRENGTH IN SILENCE vs. CRASH & BURN – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchNext up are the OOWF Tag Tem Champions, Strength in Silence, defending against the former champs, Crash And Burn! Both are relatively new teams, but are coming together in a hurry!
Wilder and Williams sprint down to the ring as Agent Orange’s “Too Young To Die” screams from the speakers, they slide under the bottom rope and take opposite corners, back flip off, cross and go to the opposite corners –
Strength is Silence is out to complete silence as the crowd goes “SSSSHHHHHH!” They get to the apron; Power offers a launch point and launches Tuska into the air! Tuska rolls to his feet and goes to his corner, hands over his ears as Power joins him.
All 4 shake hands center ring, referee holds up the belts and the bell rings!
It is Miranda and Power to start, lock up and as expected, Power forces Miranda into the corner. Clean break, then Power grabs Miranda and Irish whips her to the opposite corner – Power follows in with a shoulder block, sends Miranda back to the first corner – charge, Williams get a boot up, and as Power staggers out of the corner Williams hits a spinning neckbreaker! Williams is to her feet in a flash, rolling neck snap on Power, tag to Wilder as she hits the ropes – she goes to the opposite side, Wilder off the ropes – Williams and Wilder BOTH hit shinning wizards from opposite sides! KAPOW!
Power is flat on the mat, Wilder covers – Power kicks out at one with AUTHOR=I=TAY! Wilder is off the ropes and basement drop-kick! Cover! Kickout at one! Power rolls to her feet, Wilder smiles and shakes his head to say DAAAAAMN. Power and Wilder lock up, Power fires off 3 fast forearms to Wilder’s head backing him up to the ropes – she buries a knee into his gut, pulls him out into a short arm clothesline, then drags him into SiS’s corner – Tag to Tuska!
Power lifts Wilder into the air for a flapjack as Tuska comes off the top rope with a flying forearm, and Wilder CRASHES to the mat! Tuska covers, but Wilder gets a shoulder up. Tuska pulls Wilder to his feet – chop across the chest gets the crowd to go “SSSSSHHHHHH!” Second, then third chop – Tuska sets up for The Silencer – Wilder catches Tuska and reverses into a back-breaker!
The two teams put on a tag team clinic for the next 20 minutes – The crowd is going nuts as Strength in Silence’s power and precision matches up against the speed and double team moves of Crash and Burn – a bunch of near falls, but neither team can put the other away –
At the 26 minute mark, Tuska blasts Williams in the back of the head with a discus forearm, staggering her. He tags in Power, and they set up for the tag team Super Silencer – Power tags in Tuska, whips Williams to the ropes – too close to the C&B’s corner, and they miss Wilder’s blind tag – Power starts to lift Miranda into the air, Miranda grabs a headlock an Wilder kicks Powers feet out from under her, and Wiliams DDTs Power!
Wilder and Tuska are legal, Tusk whips Wilder into the corner and follows in hot with a forearm/clothesline, but Wilder counters with a pendulum kick, slides into the ring and CODEBREAKER! Williams is behind him – LUNGBLOWER! That’s Low O2!
Power is recovering, so Wilder and Williams put a stunned Tuska up on top, climb up for Blue Sky Black Death! They lock him in…
And there is the bell! Time is up!
Williams and Wilder just CAN’T believe it, but they help Tuska down safely, the teams shake hands and Williams smiles and gives them a “by THIS much” gesture, then everyone fist bumps and acknowledge the fan’s cheers!
30 minute draw!
THE SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. TEXPRESS, MURPHY’S LAW & GHOSTHEADMurphy’s Law, Texpress and the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Ghosthead are announced first. Ghost, the Murphy’s and Zane Myers all get a rousing ovation, but, since we are still in Canada, Chad Madison gets booed out of the building. Chad just shakes his head in disbelief then huddles in the corner while his opponents are announced. The Saints of Sinners are announced and come out to the top of the ramp and are loudly booed, except for LD Williams. LD gets an LD! LD! LD! LD! Chant. Williams tries to ignore it, but you can see the slightest hint of a smirk on his face. As the Saints make their way to the ring, the referees stop them at the bottom of the ramp. Tonight, every available OOWF referee is around ringside to TRY and prevent this from becoming a bloodbath. Evidently they felt like that is not enough because two dozen wrestlers from the Canadian Heartland Association of Wrestling make their way to the ring, including CHAW Brass Knuckles Champion Cyrus. Cyrus walks by and sneers at the Saints, we hear him say to one of them “fuck off, I got work to do” as he heads to the ring. The Saints just stare at one another, then head to the ring. The referee immediately orders four men out of the ring and it looks like it will be Stank and DK Murphy starting things off.
The two circle to lock up, but Stank decides to forego the niceties and just punches Murphy in the mouth. DK drops to one knee then gets back to his feet and fires several shots at Stank backing him against the ropes. Stank quickly grabs Murphy and shoves him into the Saint’s corner, DK immediately knows he is in a REALLY bad place and tries to fight his way out. He catches Moose, Chloe and Stan with punches and elbows to the side of the head, but Stank tags in LD before he gets hit. Murphy backs out of the corner and never sees Williams standing behind him. LD grabs DK around the waist and takes him to the mat with a BRUTAL high angle release German suplex! The crowd EXPLODES with this.
LD pulls DK to his feet and backs him into a neutral corner and unleashes CANADIAN VIOLENCE! LD beats Murphy to the mat in the corner, then LD climbs to the middle rope and points to the Canadian flag, the crowd immediately responds by singing “OOOOHHHHHH CA-NA-DA our home and native…..” before they can finish, LD springs off the middle rope and drives a knee into the side of Murphy’s head! DK slumps to the mat, Williams grabs his leg and drags him to the corner and tags in Moose. LD keeps DK on the mat while DK struggles to get free. Moose picks his spot then drops a knee right on DK’s jewels! DK howls in pain, but Moose doesn’t slow down a bit, he chokes DK and begins biting his forehead, drawing more howls of pain from DK.
Moose gets to his feet and heads toward the face corner and spits on Daniella and dares her to come into the ring. Daniella starts into the ring, but the referee stops her. Now it is Moose’s turn to be surprised. When he turns around, DK Murphy is standing there, but its not DK……welcome back Jack of the Hinterlands. DK kicks Moose in the gut doubling him over, then DRIVES him to the mat with a DDT! Moose struggles to his feet and heads toward his corner, but Murphy cuts him off by clotheslining him over the top rope to the floor.
Since it’s not a lumberjack match, the CHAW guys are under no obligation to throw Moose back into the ring, they are just there to keep things from getting out of hand. Murphy leaves the ring and pulls Moose up and whips him into the guardrail, then charges after him and BURIES a knee into his gut. Jack is doubled over in pain, Murphy grabs the house mic and hammers Moose with shots to the head before rolling him back into the ring.
DK drags Moose to the face corner and tags in Chad Madison. The crowd immediately boos this loudly. Chad peppers Moose with punches to the jaw, then whips him into the corner and charges in with a shoulderblock to the gut, then sets Moose on the top rope and hits an ENZUGURI to the side of the head! Jack falls off the top rope and hits the apron. Chad reaches between the ropes to pull Moose in, and never sees Chloe charge down the apron. She BLASTS Madison on the side of the head with a big boot. Chad collapses on the ropes and just hangs there lifelessly. Chloe screams at Moose to get up. Jack shakes the cobwebs free and pulls Chad out onto the apron where they trade punches for a minute. They balance precariously on the apron, right above the Icelandic Announce Table. Chad gets the better of the exchange and steps back for a SUPERKICK, but he gets distracted for a fraction of a second by the boos from the crowd, and Moose grabs him and hits a RANHEI that sends them both through the table! The crowd breaks into a HOLY CRAP! HOLY CRAP! (they ARE Canadian after all) chant and the CHAW wrestlers check on them both to make sure they are not dead.
Evidently, they were not dead and Moose is up first. He pulls Madison up and rolls him under the bottom rope, then slides in and covers, one……two…..NO! Chad kicks out at two! Moose slams the mat in frustration, then hammers punches into Chad’s face, reaches back and tags in Chloe.
Chloe climbs to the middle rope, Moose pulls Chad up and drops him across his knee and holds him there, Chloe drops an elbow across Chad’s chest, spinning him to the mat. Chloe covers, but Zane charges into the ring and breaks up the pin attempt with a kick to the back of Chloe’s head. Chloe gets to her feet and pulls Chad up and lifts him for a suplex, then drops him stomach first on the top rope. Chad hangs there for a moment, then drops onto the apron gasping for air. Chloe charges at Chad and tries a knockout punch, but Chad lowbridges her and Chloe sails between the ropes to the floor. Chad dives across the ring and tags in Daniella just as Chloe gets back into the ring.
Chloe stares at Daniella with hate in her eyes, but Daniella is not home. The two meet in the middle of the ring and start HAMMERING one another with thunderous punches to the side of the head, a good old fashioned hockey fight! Daniella grabs Chloe and sends her to the ropes, as Chloe hits, Stan makes a blind tag. Daniella ducks her head a moment too soon and Chloe catches her with a kick to the jaw that stands her up, she grabs Daniella and whips her toward Stan, who hits the CLEAR CUT damn near taking Daniella’s head off. Stan drops an elbow across Daniella’s chest and covers, but Dee kicks out at two.
Fulton pulls Murphy to her feet and sends her to the ropes and stops her dead with a kick to the gut, then lifts her for a POWERBOMB, but Dee fights the move with punches to the top of Stan’s head. Fulton staggers a bit and Dee gets down, landing on the mat and tagging in Zane. Zane steps between the ropes and they hit a DOUBLE DROPKICK on Fulton sending him to the mat. As Stan gets on his hands and knees, Zane rolls him over in a sort of MAJISTRAL CRADLE, but Fulton and Zane are both in the ropes so there is no count.
Zane pulls Fulton up and lands several stiff forearms to the side of the head backing Fulton to the middle of the ring, then Zane tries to scoop Fulton up for a BIG SLAM but Fulton drops a double axe handle down on the back of Zane’s head. Myers falls to the mat, Fulton grabs a handful of hair and drags him back to the Saints corner and tags in Moose.
Jack comes into the ring and pushes Zane against the ropes and traps his arms. Moose reaches into his pocket and pulls a small chain out and wraps it around his fist and repeatedly hammers Zane with punches to the face, until he opens up a small cut on Zane’s forehead. Chad, Daniella and Dee charge into the ring, which brings in LD, Stank, Chloe and Stan. Ghost finally steps into the ring as well and the match is in danger of completely breaking down.
The CHAW guys help free Zane, and once the fight is on even terms, Ghost clotheslines Stan over the top rope, Chad and Zane ditch Chloe and LD and Daniella ducks a Stank clothesline and low bridges him sending him to the floor, leaving only Moose. Moose gets to his feet and looks around, he is surrounded. Jack grins and dashes in for the attack, but he is quickly overwhelmed. Ghost, DK, Daniella, Chad and Zane take turns battering Moose around the ring with punches to the head, then they pull out the heavy artillery.
A stunned Moose catches a spinning fist to the side of the head from Daniella, a running boot to the jaw from Zane, a SUPERKICK to the jaw from Chad then staggers right into a WICKED RIGHT from DK! Moose is out on his feet, he staggers into Ghosthead, who goozles him, stares daggers into Stan Fulton, who is back on the apron, then lifts him up and DRIVES him to the mat CHOKESLAM! Ghost covers, while the others keep the Saints at bay….. one…..two…..THREE!
Moosehead Jack is eliminatedChloe is FURIOUS and charges into the ring and takes DK – who Ghost tagged into the match after the pin – to the mat and hammers him with punches to the head. DK drops to his knees and Chloe repeatedly knees him in the face. DK collapses to the mat, and Chloe covers, but Murphy kicks out at two. Chloe grabs DK’s arm and turns him over in the LONDON DUNGEON! The same move that put Dee on the shelf for several months! Chloe looks like a maniac as she tries to pull DK’s arm out of socket. Just when it looks like DK might tap, Daniella runs in and KILLS Chloe with a BIG BOOT to the face, freeing her brother.
Chloe crawls to the corner and tags in Stank, the big man steps between the ropes and stomps on DK’s face. Murphy desperately needs to make a tag here. Stank pulls him up and sends him to the ropes, on the rebound, Murphy tries a cross body block, but Stank easily catches him and hefts him onto his shoulders for the STANK-U! Before Stank can hit it, DK slips off his shoulders, spins Stank around and hits a STUNNER! STUNNER! STUNNER! Stank falls to the mat, dazed, and Murphy is down as well. He tries crawling to his corner to make a tag, but Stank grabs his foot just before he can tag out and drags him back to the middle of the ring. Stank drops a knee into the small of DK’s back and pulls him back in a chinlock, then repeatedly hammers him with forearms across the face. He breaks the hold and slams Murphy’s face into the mat then rolls him over and covers, but DK kicks out at two.
Stank pulls Murphy to his feet and sends him to the ropes and goozles him on the rebound, but DK frees himself with several knees to Stank’s midsection. Murphy can barely stand at this point, but he leaps in the air and lands an ENZUGURI to the side of Stank’s head, staggering the big man. Murphy struggles to his feet and rocks Stank onto his heels with several EUROPEAN UPPERCUTS, then hits the ropes and connects with a CLOTHESLINE that finally drops Stank to the mat. Murphy drags himself to his corner and makes the tag just as Stank gets back to his feet.
Chad Madison tags in and charges into the ring, and the crowd boos him loudly. As he charges at Stank, Stank tries a clothesline, but Chad ducks it and puts on the breaks and connects with a spinning heel kick to the back of Stank’s head that sends the big man falling onto the middle rope. Chad stands in the middle of the ring as the boos rain down on him, and he decides to earn the Canadian’s hate. Chad chokes Stank on the middle rope, then pulls him up and chokes him on the top rope before tagging in Zane.
Chad lifts Stank’s feet off the apron, Zane hits the far ropes and leapfrogs over Chad and SLAMS right down into the small of Stank’s back! The big man grabs his back and howls in pain. Zane grabs Stank’s legs and turns him over in a BOSTON CRAB, but Stan Fulton runs into the ring and breaks that up with a big boot to the face. Chad comes back in while the referee is escorting Stan out of the ring, they hook Stank and take him to the mat with a DOUBLE SUPLEX, then Zane tags in Daniella.
Dee climbs to the top rope and drops an elbow right onto Stank’s chest. She covers, but Stank kicks out at two. Daniella pulls Stank up and knees him in the gut and sets him up for a PEDIGREE. Daniella takes a little too long, perhaps distracted by Chloe screaming at her. Stank recovers and drives Daniella back into the neutral corner, driving his shoulder into her stomach. Stank takes a few steps back sets Daniella on the top rope for a SUPERPLEX, but Daniella fights the move. Stank lets go and the two of them fight for position on the top. Daniella stands up and lands several knees to Stank’s face, then grabs the back of his head and leaps off the top rope, DRIVING her knee into Stank’s head as they hit the mat! The Intercontinental champion is in trouble here. Dee covers, but LD Williams flies in out of nowhere (and the crowd goes wild) and breaks up the pin attempt with a STIFF boot to Daniella’s head.
Dee rolls across the ring and tags in DK, who probably is not NEARLY rested enough, but Daniella falls out of the ring to the floor and looks like she is completely lost. Chad and Zane hop off the apron while Ghost just looks down at them, then focuses his attention to the action in the ring.
Inside the ring, DK pulls Stank up and tries to whip him to the ropes, but Stank reverses it and catches DK on the rebound with a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX that DRIVES DK to the mat! Stank covers, but Ghost steps into the ring and pulls his brother off DK. Stank gets to his feet and stares at his brother, then grabs DK and throws him into the Saints corner and tags in Chloe.
Chloe traps DK in the corner and bites his forehead, DK rakes her eyes to free himself, but he is immediately attacked by the rest of the Saints. He fights his way out of the corner, but Chloe grabs him from behind and PLANTS him on the mat with a BACKDROP DRIVER! Chloe snarls as she gets up, then pulls Murphy to his feet and throws him between the ropes to the floor. Chloe tags in Fulton, then leaves the ring and grabs a chair and goes after DK. Murphy sees her coming and takes off. Inside the ring, LD and Stank distract the referee. On the outside, DK rounds the corner and sees Stan Fulton standing there with a chair and a sick smirk on his face. Murphy stops, then turns to head back, but Chloe is right there. Before DK can duck they KILL him with a CON-CHAIR-TO to the head! DK slumps to his knees, then falls to the floor. He just might be dead.
Stan pulls DK up and rolls him into the ring. He drags him to the middle of the ring, the whole time staring at Ghost. Fulton hits the ropes and CRUSHES DK with the DROP LINE! Fulton covers, again, never taking his eyes off of Ghost, the referee hits the mat, one……two……three
DK Murphy has been eliminatedJust like that we are down to four on four. Stan gets to his feet and sees Ghost coming into the ring, Stan smirks and reaches out and tags in LD Williams, which causes the crowd to ERUPT! LD and Ghost slowly circle one another then lock up. Ghost pushes LD back to the corner and the ref calls for a clean break. Ghost reluctantly breaks clean, and LD unleashes a barrage of chops that backs the champ across the ring. Ghost recovers and unleashes a barrage of his own, which draws the ire of the crowd.
Ghost knees LD in the gut then grabs him from behind and lifts him for an atomic drop, but drops his legs across the top rope, then turns and CLOTHESLINES LD out of his boots, flipping him to the mat and nearly causing the crowd to riot. Ghost ignores the boos and waits for LD to get to one knee, then springs off the middle rope and lands the EIDOLON! Ghost covers, but LD kicks out at two.
Ghost waits for LD to get to his feet, LD swings wildly, and Ghost lifts him and hits the VEX VICE! Well, he gets the side effect part down, but when he goes for the ANACONDA VICE part of it, LD grabs Ghost’s head with his leg and pulls him back and reverses it into a FUJIWARA ARM BAR! Ghost is in trouble! Will the world champion tap? Ghost fights it and manages to get his foot on the bottom rope to force the break!
LD pulls Ghost to his feet and slams him in the head with a headbutt, the champ is on wobbly legs now. LD grabs a front facelock and SNAP SUPLEXES Ghost to the mat. He keeps hold and pulls Ghost back to his feet and has him set up for another one, he lifts him in the air, then DRIVES Ghost to the mat with a BRAINBUSTER! LD rolls the champ over and covers, but Ghost kicks out at two!
Ghost rolls out of the ring to the floor, and LD rolls out right after him. Ghost tries to stagger around the ring to get his bearings back, but LD grabs him from behind and spins him around, Ghost unleashes a cloud of BLACK MIST, but LD ducks at the last second and masked CHAW wrestler The Mustard Tiger gets a face full (mask full?) of MIST! (do bad he didn’t have one of those masks that covers the eyes). The Mustard Tiger’s tag team partner Cheeseburger Walrus rushes to his aid and the rest of the CHAW wrestlers check on him. While that is going on, LD clips Ghost’s knee from behind, then lifts him up for an atomic drop and POSTS him against the steel post! LD rolls Ghost into the ring and follows, covering him and hooking the leg, but Chad rushes into the ring and breaks up the pin at two.
LD reaches out and tags in Chloe, Chloe comes in and waits for Ghost to stand and hits a BUISAKU KNEE! Ghost falls to the mat, but luckily for him he falls close enough to his corner to tag in Zane Myers. As Zane steps between the ropes, Chloe attacks, hammering Zane on the back of the head with punches. Zane finally gets to his feet and fights back, landing a DISCUS PUNCH that staggers Chloe. He grabs Chloe and sends her to the ropes and hits a BURNING HAMMER! Chloe hits the mat, but pops right back up and spits in Zane’s face!
Zane bounds off the ropes and charges, Chloe tries a clothesline, but Zane ducks it, hits the ropes again, Chloe leaps and tries a Thesz Press, but Zane kind of catches her. As he tries to heft her onto his shoulders for a POWERBOMB, he staggers backward and both of them tumble over the top rope to the floor!
Chloe grabs a piece of the broken Icelandic Announce Table and slams it upside Zane’s head. Zane is not above fighting back, he grabs a drink from the Cuban Announce Table (probably a Cuba Libra) and throws it in Chloes face. Chloe staggers backward and lands sitting in a chair. While Zane is recovering, Chad slips around the ring post, runs down the apron and KILLS Chloe with a DOUBLE DROPKICK to the face that bounces her head off the steel! The crowd now hates Chad more than Chloe. Oh Canada, how I love you.
Zane grabs Chloe and lifts her and hits an APRON POWERBOMB, then, as she bounces off the apron he catches her with the IRON CLAW! Chloe howls in pain and drops to her knees and quickly frees herself with a LOW BLOW to Zane’s jewels (Bridgette will NOT be happy about that!) Chloe rolls into the ring and tags in Stan. Zane tries to grab Chloe from the outside, but she pulls him part way into the ring one the second rope, Stan climbs to the middle rope and drops an elbow across Zane’s back that bends him in some VERY unnatural ways! The crowd actually GASPS at this, Zane could legit be hurt here.
Stan doesn’t take the time to inquire about it though, he lifts Zane up and slams him in the face with several elbows, then lifts him and hits a BUCKLE BOMB! Zane falls to the mat and tries to crawl to his corner. Stank lets him almost tag the outstretched hand of Ghost when he drops an elbow across the small of Zane’s back and traps him in the YES LOCK (thus named the Haulback). Chad tries to interfere, but LD cuts him off. Zane fights to get to the ropes, but Fulton pulls back even harder, the whole time, staring at Ghost. Finally Zane can take no more and he is forced to tap out.
Zane Myers has been eliminatedStan gets to his feet and Daniella charges into the ring and catches Stan with a spinning heel kick that rocks the champ. She tags in Chad and after a very brief conference, they wait for Stan to stagger to the middle of the ring and hit the CALL OF THE WILD! Chad covers, but Stan powers out at two. Fulton gets to his feet and stumbles into the corner. Chad charges in and nails him with a forearm to the side of the head. As Stan wanders out of the corner, Chad climbs to the top rope and takes the champ down with a FLYING BULLDOG! He covers, one…….two……NO! Stan rolls his shoulder at two!
Chad reaches out and tags in Daniella again, they hook Fulton and try a DOUBLE SUPLEX, but Stan puts on the breaks and reverses it an suplexes Chad and Dee! Chad rolls out of the ring and falls to the floor and grabs his back, but quickly gets back to his feet and climbs into the corner. Inside the ring, Stan gets to his feet as Dee lands a dropkick to the jaw! Stan staggers again to the middle of the ring, Dee charges at Stan, but Stan catches her and hits a SPINEBUSTER! Fulton and Murphy are both down and the referee starts the ten count! Stan crawls toward his corner while Dee heads toward hers. Stan reaches out and tags in Chloe, while Dee finally manages to make the tag to Chad!
Chloe charges at Chad, trying a clothesline, but Chad ducks and hits the ropes himself. On the rebound, both try a cross body block and collide in mid air and get the wind knocked out of both of them! Chloe manages to get to her feet first using the ropes. As Chad stands, Chloe kicks him in the gut and PLANTS him with a DDT, then pulls him up and LAUNCHES him over the top rope to the floor. Chloe slides out of the ring and grabs a cord lying at ringside and wraps it around Chad’s throat and tries to choke him out. This brings Daniella and Ghost off the apron, which naturally brings Stan, Stank and LD, but the CHAW wrestlers finally prove their worth and get between them preventing an out of control brawl.
While they are being separated, the referee is counting Chloe and Chad. Chloe releases the hold and slips into the ring to break the count. She steps back onto the apron and waits for Chad to stand, and runs the apron and tries a HURRACARANA, but Chad catches her and POWERBOMBS her to the floor! Chloe could be out! Chad slides back into the ring, willing to take a count out win just to even the odds. Chloe begins to stir at five, and somehow gets to her feet at eight. Just before ten, she slides back under the ropes into the ring, but as she is sliding in head first, Chad hits the far ropes and POPS Chloe with a sliding drop kick to the face! Chad rolls Chloe over and covers, but Chloe kicks out at two.
Chad gets to his feet and tags in Ghost. Ghost comes into the ring and goes after Chloe, but he is ambushed by LD Williams from the blindside! Ghost is knocked backward and drops to one knee, while the referee is ushering LD out of the ring, Chloe crawls to the Saints corner and as soon as LD is out of the ring, she tags Stank into the match.
Stank slowly steps between the ropes and faces his brother. They circle the ring, then lock up. Ghost grabs a side head lock, but Stank shoves him to the ropes. Ghost tries a shoulder block, but Stank doesn’t move. Stank points to the opposite ropes and Ghost hits those ropes and tries another shoulder block, but again, Stank doesn’t move. He points to the ropes again, and this time Ghost hits the ropes and lands another EIDOLON on Stank! The big man falls to the mat, Ghost is quickly to his feet, and as Stank gets to his feet, Ghost charges into the corner and KILLS Stank with a big boot to the jaw. Ghost backs to the opposite corner and tries it again, but this time Ghost catches him, turns out of the corner and dumps Ghost to the mat with a RELEASE CAPTURE SUPLEX (sure, that sounds right).
Ghost spins to his feet and snarls, and charges at Stank. The brothers meet in the middle of the ring and hammer one another with punches. Ghost gets the better of the exchange and nails Stank with a leaping knee to the jaw, then hits the ropes and plants Stank with the NIGHT TERROR! Ghost gets to his feet and heads to the corner and lands the SPECTRE’S FALL! He lands it clean and covers, but Chloe darts into the ring and breaks up the pin with an elbow to the back of Ghost’s head!
Ghost snarls at Chloe and takes a swing at her, but she escapes. She and Ghost have words, which allows Stank to pull himself to his feet. As Ghost turns around, Stank tries a SPINNING BACK FIST, but Ghost grabs him and tries a BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX, but Stank shifts his weight in mid-air and lands on top of Ghost and quickly gets to the mount position and HAMMERS Ghost with punches to the face! The champ might be in some trouble here, but Daniella runs in and kicks Stank off of him.
Stank pulls Ghost to his feet and lifts him onto his shoulders and hits the STANK-U! Stank covers, but the champ kicks out just before the three. Stank gets up and waits for Ghost to get up, then grabs him from behind in the CATCH-22! Ghost fights the move before Stank can take him to the mat, once he does, it is lights out for the champ! Ghost lands a couple hard punches to Stank’s chest and stomach, two, three, four, finally the fourth one might have hit a little low as Ghost was falling to his knees and it caught Stank in the jewels. Stank breaks the hold and while the referee is checking on Ghost, Chad decides to go full on Phantos and sneaks into the ring and POPS Stank with a SUPERKICK! Stank stumbles back to the corner dazed, Chad slips out of the ring and Ghost gets back to his feet, sees Stank standing in the corner, charges in and BLASTS his brother with a running high knee to the face!
Ghost sets Stank on the top rope, then runs toward the ropes, springs off the middle rope and SNAPS Stank off the top rope with a HURRACARANA! The champ crawls across the ring and covers, but Stank kicks out at two! Ghost pulls Stank up and shoves him into the corner again, he charges, but Stank gets a big boot up and nearly takes Ghost’s head off. As he staggers backward, Stank is about to charge out of the corner, when Chad runs halfway down the apron and distracts him. Before Stank can react, Ghost recovers and charges in with a SICK KICK! Stank’s head rocks back and he has no idea where he is. Ghost struggles, but gets Stank on his shoulders and hits the SNOW PLOW! He covers Stank, and this time he cannot kick out, one……two……three.
Stank has been eliminatedGhost tries to get to his corner to tag in either Daniella or Chad, but LD charges into the ring and connects with a hard knee to his ribs that drops him right back to the mat. LD pulls Ghost to his feet and hits a BUTTERFLY BACKBREAKER and covers, but Ghost kicks out at two. Williams pulls Ghost to a sitting position and slams his knee into Ghost’s back and pulls his arms back into a surfboard trying for a submission. Ghost is clearly in pain, and the referee is right there to check on him, but he will not quit. Ghost fights to his feet and LD breaks the hold and takes him right back to the mat with a Randy Orton backbreaker! Williams grabs Ghost’s legs and tries for a figure four, but Ghost grabs him and pulls him into an inside cradle for a two count.
Williams is back to his feet quickly and drops an elbow right across Ghost’s throat, then grabs his legs and quickly turns him over into a SHARPSHOOTER! The Canadian crowd goes INSANE. Ghost tries to claw to the ropes, but LD leans back further and further threatening to snap Ghost in half. Just when it looks like Ghost is going to tap, Chad Madison runs in and nails LD with a kick to the face to break the hold. The crowd boos the holy hell out of Madison as he leaves the ring.
LD pulls Ghost up and whips him to the ropes, LD lowers his head a moment too soon and Ghost connects with a kick to the jaw. LD staggers around the ring for a moment, Ghost summons the last of his reserve and springs off the middle rope and connects with a spinning front kick to LD’s jaw that sends him out of the ring to the floor. Ghost gets to his feet and staggers to his corner and makes the tag to Daniella.
Dee comes in and springs over the top rope and crashes down on LD. She pulls Williams to his feet and rams him back first into the apron, then rolls him back into the ring. Daniella follows LD into the ring and covers, but Williams kicks out at two. Murphy waits for LD to get to his feet and grabs him from behind and dumps him to the mat with a BRIDGING BACKDROP DRIVER! Daniella bridges hard, but Williams still manages to roll his shoulder at two. Daniella pounces on Williams while he is on the mat, and traps him in a BRIDGING RINGS OF SATURN! Williams howls in pain but refuses to give up. Chloe charges into the ring and HAMMERS Daniella with a BRUTAL double axe handle to the face that leaves Dee with a bloody nose, breaking the hold.
Williams rolls to the Saints corner and tags in Chloe, Chloe charges in and pounces on Daniella and chokes her, blatantly, right in front of the referee. Chloe breaks just before the disqualification, then goes right back to choking Daniella. She finally lets Daniella up, Dee staggers to the corner and Chloe charges in and KILLS her with a clothesline in the corner. Chloe whips Daniella to the opposite corner and charges in, but Dee gets her foot up and catches Chloe on the jaw sending her staggering to the middle of the ring. Daniella climbs to the middle turnbuckle and hits a FLYING CLOTHESLINE that takes Chloe to the mat. Daniella covers, but Chloe kicks out at two, grabs Daniella and begins biting her on the bridge of the nose. Daniella howls in pain, and reaches up and rakes Chloe’s eyes forcing her to stop. The two of them just stop pretending to wrestle and just start trading haymakers on their knees in the middle of the ring. The crowd boos each punch Chloe lands and cheers each shot Dee lands. Finally Dee springs to her feet and straight kicks Chloe in the face sending her to the floor.
Daniella gets to her feet and doesn’t notice that LD is in the ring behind her. Williams grabs Dee’s recently injured arm and leaps over the top rope, guillotining her arm on the top. Daniella grabs her shoulder and staggers back to the middle of the ring, where Stan Fulton bounds off the ropes and connects with a double axe handle to her shoulder that drops her to the mat. Chloe slides back in and tries to trap Daniella in the LONDON DUNGEON, but while the referee is trying to get Fulton and LD back to their corners, once again Chad sneaks into the ring and POPS her with a SUPERKICK to the jaw! Chloe falls to the mat, dazed, and Chad pulls Dee on top of her and bails out of the ring. The crowd REALLY hates Chad now.
The referee turns around and sees Daniella covering Chloe, he hits the mat, one, two….thre…..NO! Chloe kicks out at two! Daniella crawls to the corner and tags in Chad. Madison comes in and pulls Chloe to her feet and shoves her into the corner and sets her on the top rope, then leaps up and connects with a kick to the side of her head. Madison grabs Chloe and hits a BACKPACK CHIN BREAKER! He covers Chloe, but once again she kicks out at two.
Chad pulls Chloe up and lifts her for a suplex, but Chloe reverses it and hits the CORKSCREW! She covers Chad, but Daniella is in at two to break it up. Chloe heads to the corner and climbs to the top rope, Chad gets to his feet and falls against the ropes crotching Chloe on the top. Ghost reaches out and tags himself in, then climbs the turnbuckle and hits a TOP ROPE HORROR DRIVER on Chloe! Ghost covers, one……two……three.
Chloe has been eliminatedGhost quickly tags Chad back into the match and rolls to the floor while LD charges into the ring. The faces have a three on two advantage here, and LD seems determined to even things up again. The two meet in the middle of the ring and trade BRUTAL chops, with each chop LD hits, the crowd erupts in cheers, with each chop Chad connects with, the crowd boos loudly. Chad gets the better of the exchange and momentarily turns to the crowd and glares at them. When he turns back around, LD BLASTS him with a EUROPEAN UPPERCUT that sends Chad staggering to the ropes. LD rushes in and clotheslines Chad to the floor.
Williams rolls out of the ring and yells at the CHAW guys to move out of the way. He pulls Madison to his feet and whips him HARD into the guardrail. As Chad staggers back LD back drops him onto the concrete floor. LD climbs to the apron and tries a DIVING HEADBUTT, but Madison rolls out of the way! LD hits the floor hard and does not move. When Chad pulls him up, we see LD has been busted open. Chad rolls him into the ring and hammers him with punches to the face, then slams him face first into the turnbuckle before tagging Daniella in.
Chad climbs to the top rope while Daniella lifts LD for a belly to back suplex, Chad leaps and clotheslines LD while Daniella falls back and bridges, the referee hits the mat, one, two…..NO! LD kicks out at two, much to the delight of the crowd. Daniella cannot capitalize immediately though, she landed on her shoulder pretty hard and is still holding that. She finally gets to her feet and pulls LD up and sends him to the ropes, Williams ducks a clothesline and Daniella tries a back body drop, but Williams hits a CANADIAN DESTROYER instead! The crowd goes NUCLEAR for that, Williams rolls to the corner and tags in Stan Fulton, the big man steps between the ropes and hits the DROP LINE on Daniella and covers, but Ghost charges into the ring and breaks it up with a kick to the back of his head just before the three count.
Fulton gets to his feet and glares at Ghost as he walks back to his corner. He then pulls Daniella to a sitting position and traps her in a top wrist lock and tries to snap her arm. Daniella howls in pain but refuses to give up. She slowly works to her feet and runs to the corner and takes Stan to the mat with an ARM DRAG!! Fulton quickly gets to his feet and cuts Daniella off with an elbow drop to the small of the back. Crusher gets to his feet and charges into the face corner and nails Chad and Ghost sending them to the floor. He waits for Daniella to get to her feet, then lifts her onto his shoulders and hits FALLAWAY SLAM! Fulton gets up and tags in LD.
Williams gets to his feet and climbs to the top rope and hits a FLYING HEABUTT! LD covers Daniella, but she manages to kick out at two. Williams grabs her arm and traps her in the CROSSFACE! Daniella howls in pain, her shoulder has got to be killing her. LD pulls back with all he has and the crowd cheers louder and louder anticipating a submission. Just when it looks like Daniella won’t be able to take any more, Chad once again interferes and kicks LD in the face. The crowd nearly riots, I honestly think they want Chad to die in this match.
Williams pulls Daniella to her feet and hammer locks her arm, then scoops her up and slams her to the mat. Daniella howls in pain and rolls out of the ring to the floor. LD follows her to the outside and stalks her, then when she stands, he connects with a high knee to the back that sends her injured shoulder first into the ring post. Daniella collapses to the floor grabbing her shoulder, but instead of a look of pain on her face, it is pure rage.
Dee fights to her feet and she and LD trade punches. Dee starts getting the better of the exchange so LD kicks her in the shoulder. Dee takes a step back, then runs at LD and hits a high knee to the face. The referee is almost at ten, Daniella rolls into the ring, but LD manages to dive under the bottom rope just before ten. Daniella heads to her corner to make the tag, but Williams catches her from behind, runs her into the corner and hits the CHAOS THEORY! It happened so fast Daniella didn’t even have a chance to make the tag! LD gets to his feet and tags in Fulton, Stan steps between the ropes and waits.
As Daniella stands, Fulton hits the ropes and lands a ROARING ELBOE that would make Chris Hero envious. Daniella collapses to the mat and Fulton covers, Chad starts into the ring again, but the referee sees him and orders him back out before he can interfere, though, his intentions are done anyway since Daniella kicks out at two after the extra few seconds.
Daniella desperately needs to make a tag. Fulton pulls her to her feet and whips her hard into the corner, then follows her in and KILLS her with an AVALANCHE! Fulton doesn’t let Daniella fall out of the corner, instead he bear hugs her and takes her to the mat with a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Fulton doesn’t even cover, as he gets to his feet, Williams charges into the ring and clears the face corner, knocking both Chad and Ghost to the floor.
As Daniella struggles to her feet, Fulton grabs her and whips her to the ropes, then hits the opposite ropes himself, on the rebound Fulton damn near DECAPITATES Daniella with a CLEAR CUT! Fulton hits the ropes again and drops the DROP LINE across Daniella, this time, no one can save her, and she cannot kick out and the referee counts three. We are down to a tag match now.
Daniella has been eliminatedChad comes into the ring and lands several stiff kicks to Stan’s ribs, then hits a spinning heel kick to the gut that doubles Fulton over. Chad PLANTS Fulton with a DDT, then heads to the apron, springs over the top rope and drops a leg across the back of Fulton’s head. He rolls the big man over and covers, but Fulton kicks out at two.
Fulton gets to his feet and staggers back into the corner. Chad charges in and tries a running forearm to the face, but Fulton SWATS him to the mat with a URINAGE! Chad lies on the mat, staring up at the ceiling and Stan falls forward and lands a HEADBUTT to the groin! Chad writhes in pain on the mat, and the crowd roars with approval. Fulton pulls Chad up and shoves him into the Saints corner and tags in Williams. LD gets a running start and hits Chad with a running boot to the face. From the outside Fulton holds Chad up and LD hits a second one, then a third before the referee finally intervenes and forces Fulton to let go.
Chad falls face first to the mat, but LD pulls him up quickly and drops him across his knee with a backbreaker and dumps him to the mat. LD covers, but Chad kicks out at two. LD pulls him back up and sends him to the corner, but Chad stops himself with a boot to the turnbuckle and launches himself backward at a charging LD and catches him with a brutal elbow right to the face. LD hits the mat and rolls out of the ring to the floor, holding his face and rolling around in pain on the floor.
Chad leaves the ring and grabs a handful of hair and pulls LD up and we see a NASTY gash right above LD’s eye that is POURING blood. The sight of LD’s blood incites the crowd even more. Chad ignores the boos and dumps LD to the concrete with a belly to back suplex, then rolls him under the bottom rope into the ring and follows. He waits for LD to get on his knees, then hits a SHORT DDT and covers, but Williams kicks out at two. Chad drags LD to the corner and tags in Ghost.
Ghost comes in and hits several kicks to LD’s chest, then grabs his arm and pulls him right into a SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE! Ghost holds on and pulls LD back to his feet and hits another short arm clothesline. LD is suddenly in a WORLD of trouble.
Ghost pulls LD to his feet and races to the ropes and springs off the middle rope and tries an EIDOLON but LD somehow connects with a DROPKICK to Ghost’s face while he is in mid-air! The crowd is burning hot for LD. He gets to his feet first and sets Ghost up for a PILEDRIVER, but Ghost reverses it and hits an ALABAMA SLAM! LD’s head bounces off the mat and he is just about out of it. Ghost rolls to the corner and tags Chad back in, Chad climbs to the top rope and hits a SPECTACULAR FLYING ELBOW that connects right to LD’s chest! Chad covers, but LD gets his foot on the bottom rope just before the three count.
Chad pulls LD up and sets him up for a HANGMAN’S NECKBREAKER, but LD slips free grabs him from behind and takes Chad to the mat with a BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX! The referee hits the canvas and counts one…..two….thre…..NO! Chad kicks out at two! LD is on his feet first, but he staggers badly from blood loss. He needs to make a tag like right now. Chad gets up and sees LD standing against the ropes and hits the opposite ropes, but Fulton low bridges the ropes and Chad tumbles over the ropes to the floor! LD makes the tag to Stan, and Stan hops off the apron and goes after Chad.
Before LD can get to the safety of his corner, Ghost charges into the ring and connects with a running boot to the back of Williams’ head that sends him to the mat in his corner, LD is not moving. The referee moves to check on him, while one of the outside referees makes sure there is nothing fishy going on between Chad and Stan.
Far from anything fishy, Stan has Chad pinned against the apron and is HAMMERING him with punches to the face. Fulton snarls in anger and it looks like he would be perfectly content to beat Chad to death. The referee starts a ten count and Stan pulls Chad up and hits an APRON BOMB! Fulton rolls Chad under the bottom rope and follows him in, he checks on LD who is sitting slumped in the corner while the referee checks on him. LD assures everyone he is ok and rolls under the bottom rope and pulls himself up in the corner.
Fulton turns his attention back to Chad, who is on one knee in the middle of the ring. Fulton charges and tries a kick to his head, but Chad moves and sweeps Fulton’s other leg sending the big man to the mat. He grabs Stan’s arm and traps him in a FUJIWARA ARM BAR! Fulton snarls in pain and quickly works to one knee taking the pressure off his elbow.
Chad tries to power the big man back to the mat, but Fulton holds on, and grabs Chad by the throat and LIFTS HIM IN THE AIR and SLAMS him to the mat with a CHOKESLAM! Chad holds on to the arm though! Fulton lifts him a second time and slams him to the mat again. The back of Chad’s head bounces off the mat, and this time he lets go of the hold. Chad tries to turn and roll to his corner, but Stan grabs Chad’s legs, rolls him back over and traps him in a BOSTON CRAB! Fulton sits REALLY low and Chad howls in pain. He tries to claw his way to the ropes, but moving that much weight is not an easy task.
On the other side of the ring, LD hops off the apron and staggers around the ring and pulls Ghost out of his corner and throws him into the guardrail. Ghost bounces off the steel and takes LD down with a CLOTHESLINE, but the distraction proves to be just enough, Chad can’t take any more and is forced to tap out!
Chad Madison has been eliminatedGhost steps into the ring and stares at the Saints. LD has made his way back around the ring and climbed onto the apron again. Blood is running down his chest and he looks like he is just about out of it. Stan gets to his feet and smirks at Ghost. LD decides he does not want to wait and yells for Stan to tag him in. Fulton gives LD a questioning look, but LD is adamant so Fulton tags him in and the bloody LD steps between the ropes and he and Ghost go nose to nose in the middle of the ring.
Ghost and LD trade punches and chops, Ghost gets the better of the exchange by digging his fingers into the gash on LD’s forehead. Williams staggers away and falls on the middle rope. As he hangs there the blood drips off his forehead and pools on the apron, Ghost gets a running start and leaps and slams down on LD’s back, choking him on the ropes. LD slumps to the mat, but Ghost is not done with him yet. He steps onto the apron and pulls Williams out with him, then drops him with a DDT on the apron. Ghost rolls him back into the ring and slides in, keeping his eye on Stan the whole time, and covers Williams, but LD manages to roll his shoulder at the last possible second.
Ghost looks worn, but not as badly as LD. He pulls the Onslaught champion to his feet and shoves him into the corner, gets a running start and hits a running forearm smash to LD’s head. Ghost lifts LD and sets him on the top rope, then climbs up after him and hits a SUPERPLEX! Ghost rolls through and doesn’t go for the pin, instead he traps LD in the ANACONDA VICE! Ghost squeezes with all he has, the whole time he stares directly at Stan. Fulton starts into the ring and the referee stops him. Williams is fading fast, but finally manages to work around and get his foot on the bottom rope. Ghost keeps the hold on until the referee threatens disqualification, then finally releases it. Once freed LD rolls under the bottom rope to the floor.
Ghost takes his time and leaves the ring and slowly walks to where LD is trying to get to his feet. Ghost stands there and looks at Williams for a moment, then grabs him by the hair, pulls him to his feet and hits a CHOKE SLAM on the floor! The crowd boos Ghost loudly, but he either doesn’t notice, or doesn’t care. I am betting the farm on not caring. Ghost gets up and breaks the count, then clears off the Indian Announce Table and rolls LD onto the table. Ghost climbs back into the ring and heads to the top rope. He takes a moment to steady himself, then leaps and lands a FROG SPLASH ELBOW that DRIVES LD through the table! The crowd, as much as they hate Ghost right now, can’t help it, they break into a HOLY SHIT chant! Ghost is up first, a little worse for the wear himself, pulls LD out of the wreckage and rolls him under the bottom rope into the ring. Ghost slides in and lays with his back across Williams, again, keeping an eye on Stan. The referee hits the mat and counts, one…..two…..thre…..NO! LD springs to life and grabs Ghost’s arms and takes him over in a CRUCIFIX! One….two…..thre….NO! Ghost kicks out!
LD tries crawling to his corner, but Ghost cuts him off with a kick to the head. Ghost grabs Williams and hits a gut wrench gut buster and covers again, but again LD kicks out at two. Ghost slaps the mat in frustration, then slams LD between the eyes with a HEADBUTT. LD is on rubber legs and Ghost keeps him from falling, He spins LD around and tries a BACKDROP DRIVER, but Williams flips over his shoulder and lands on his feet, Ghost turns around and swings wildly, LD grabs his arm and spins him to the mat and traps him in the CROSSFACE! Just like that, Ghost is in a world of trouble, and he has no one to help him! LD leans back hard, he looks like he has taken a gunshot to the face, but he holds on for dear life. Ghost uses his free hand to try and pry LD’s hands from his face. Finally, with no escape in sight, Ghost does what he has to do, he BITES LD’S HAND! LD howls in pain and releases the hold.
Both men are down and the referee starts the standing ten count. Ghost uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet at eight, as he does, Stan runs down the apron and KILLS him with a clothesline! Ghost falls back to the mat, LD gets to his feet and staggers a few steps and tries to head toward his corner, but drops back to his knees. The crowd is urging LD on and he gets back up, but Ghost is also up, he charges at Williams and cuts him in half with a SPEAR! Ghost drapes one arm across LD’s chest and covers, one…..two…..NO! Stan comes into the ring and breaks up the pin with a boot to the back of Ghost’s head.
LD somehow gets up and pulls Ghost up and shoves him into the corner. LD struggles but manages to set Ghost on the top rope. LD steps out onto the apron and starts to climb the ropes on the outside, what the hell is he trying to do? LD looks over his shoulder and we see the Ugandan Announce Table, he hooks Ghost…..oh God no! He is going to reverse suplex Ghost off the top rope through the table! The crowd roars in anticipation as LD tries to life Ghost. Ghost holds on for dear life and manages to free himself and get under LD and pull him over his shoulder. Ghost gets a better hold on LD and…….oh no…..NO NO NO NO NO NOT THIS! Ghost stands up and hits a MIDDLE ROPE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! The crowd gasps, Ghost crosses LD’s arms across his chest Undertaker style and covers, one…..two……three.
LD has been eliminatedGhost pulls himself up in the corner while Stan steps between the ropes in the opposite corner. The two stare at one another and slowly move to the middle of the ring. Ghost swings at Stan, but Stan ducks it, gets behind Ghost and lifts him onto his shoulders in a TORTURE RACK, then drops to the mat! Ghost bounces off of Stan’s shoulder and hits the mat and immediately grabs his back in pain. Fulton drives his knee into the small of Ghost’s back, then grabs his legs and tries to turn him over into the Boston Crab, but Ghost fights it and grabs the bottom rope and forces the break. Fulton doesn’t release the hold, instead he grabs Ghost’s legs tighter and falls backward, guillotining Ghost on the bottom rope. The champ rolls out of the ring grabbing his throat. Fulton slowly gets to his feet and watches Ghost, content with taking a count out win.
Ghost fights back to his feet and climbs onto the apron, Fulton grabs him and pulls him into a suplex and holds him there for a LONG time. Fulton then drops Ghost on the top rope, hits the opposite ropes and connects with another ROARING ELBOW! Ghost flies off the apron and slams into the guardrail and collapses to the floor. This time Fulton leaves the ring and pulls Ghost up, pins him against the guardrail and unleashes a brutal CHOP to the chest. Ghost staggers, but Fulton keeps him against the steel and unleashes another chop. Stan tries to whip Ghost into the stairs, but Ghost reverses it and Fulton hits knee first and flies over the stairs. Fulton grabs his knee in pain while Ghost drops to one knee trying to collect himself.
Both men make it back into the ring before the ten count, Ghost grabs Stan by the hair and whips him to the ropes and lands a scissors kick to the face. Fulton rocks back on his heels but doesn’t go down. Ghost hits the ropes again and hits a CLOTHESLINE but Fulton again does not go down. Ghost hits the ropes and charges a third time and Stan tries a clothesline, but Ghost sees it coming and ducks, Ghost puts on the brakes and POPS Fulton with a SUPERKICK! He tries to whip Stan into the corner, but Fulton reverses it and charges in, Ghost gets his knees up and nails Stan on the jaw. Fulton staggers, Ghost hops to the middle rope and pulls Fulton in and hits a TORNADO DDT! Ghost covers, one…..two…..NO! Stan kicks out at two!
Ghost gets to his feet and staggers to the corner and climbs to the top rope. He leaps and hits a BOMBS AWAY! The flying knee lands right on Stan’s chest! Ghost covers again, but once again, Fulton kicks out at two. Ghost slaps the mat in frustration and stares at Stan, what is he count to have to do to keep Stan down? An evil grin spreads across Ghost’s face and he gets to his feet and waits in the corner. As Stan gets to his feet, Ghost charges and leaps at him, he traps Stan in the PHANTASMAGORIA! Fulton fights the move, knowing if he falls to the mat he is finished.
Stan sinks to one knee and Ghost holds on, Stan tries to lean forward keeping Ghost’s shoulders on the mat and gets several two counts, but each time Ghost is able to roll his shoulder while keeping the move applied. Stan fights back to his feet and lifts Ghost and SLAMS him to the mat, that still doesn’t break the hold. Fulton’s face is beet red and he is on wobbly legs as he lifts Ghost again, this time HIGH into the air and throws him into the corner, BUCKLE BOMB! Ghost hits HARD and staggers out of the corner, right into a SPINNING BACK FIST from Fulton! Ghost goes down like he’s been shot, but Fulton falls to the mat as well! Both men have GOT to be exhausted. The referee starts another ten count, who will get to their feet first?
Both men drag themselves to the ropes, the same side of the ring. As they get to one knee, they trade punches. As they stand, they trade punches, Ghost finally grabs Stan’s head and BITES him! Stan howls in pain and shoves Ghost away, Ghost runs to the opposite ropes and connects with a clothesline that takes them both over the top rope to the floor! The crowd is damn near spent after this one, but the cheers continue, for who, we are not really sure, but they are loud. Ghost is up first and he connects with a knee to Stan’s head. Ghost eyes another table, this time the Bolivian Announce Table. He clears it off and rolls Fulton onto the table and climbs up on the apron and heads to the corner, but Stan is not finished. The big man rolls off the table and gets onto the apron and catches Ghost as he is climbing. Fulton grabs Ghost and THROWS HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE BOLIVIAN ANNOUNCE TABLE! Ghost crashes through the table and hits the floor and doesn’t move. Stan sits on the apron for a moment to collect himself, then gets off, pulls Ghost out of the wreckage and rolls him under the bottom rope.
Fulton follows and hits the ropes and drops the DROP LINE across Ghost’s chest. That’s it, this one is over. Fulton covers, the referee hits the mat, one…..two…..NO! HOW THE HELL DID GHOST KICK OUT? Fulton barks at the referee then grabs Ghost and pulls him to his feet and shoves him into the corner. Stan charges in and catches him with an AVALANCHE! Ghost falls to the mat, Stan stands on Ghost’s chest for a moment, then starts climbing the ropes for a springing splash! Ghost manages to get up though and connects with a kick to the back of the head. He manages to get under Fulton and DRIVES him to the mat with a POWERBOMB! (well, more like he pulls Stan off the ropes and Fulton falls HARD to the mat, these guys are running on fumes at this point) Ghost falls to the mat and drapes an arm across Stan’s chest, one….two…..NO! WHAT THE HELL?
Ghost gets to his feet and climbs the ropes, gets to the top, and leaps and lands another BOMBS AWAY! He doesn’t even try to cover, he gets up and climbs the ropes again and hits ANOTHER flying knee, then gets up one last time, climbs again and hits a DOUBLE STOMP TO FULTON’S FACE! SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS! Fulton goes limp and Ghost collapses to the mat. He manages to drag himself to Stan and falls across him, one……two…….three.
WINNER in 1:49:17 – Ghosthead
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