MidWeek Mayhem (07/23) Live! From Okotoks, Alberta

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 16, 2014 20:14:09 GMT -5 @mooseheadjack said:

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Okotoks, Alberta Canada
July 23, 2014

OOWF Intercontinental Title Triple Threat Match
Stank vs. Christian Carter vs. Danny Taylor

OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
Strength in Silence vs. Ecosystem & Chris Evans

Winner Gets a PPV Intercontinental Title Match
Alexis Darling vs. Mai Muyo vs. Spider McNulty

Winners Get a PPV Tag Title Match
Crash & Burn vs. Suicide Kings vs. Banned From Everywhere vs. Texpress

Non-Title Match
Ghosthead vs. Matt Folz

Non-Title Match
LD Williams vs. Rory Albright

Saints of Sinners vs. Murphy's Law
Stan Fulton vs. Alexander Darling

card subject to Lance Storm's disapproving glare

[lizzypofnyc]

Posted by Moosehead Jack

Jul 16 2014 at 9:30pm
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***OOC***

Suicide Kings vs. Alex, Folz, Eco and Mai added to Mayhem

[lizzypofnyc]

Posted by Chris Eco

Jul 16 2014 at 10:39pm
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Eco comes backstage after his win, as Matt meanders off on his own and Mai goes to check on Alexander. Eco reaches into his gym back and pull out a burner flip phone, and dials a number.

Eco: Hi, this is Alexander Darling, I'm calling about the condition of my wife, Lisa Darling...oh, the number? That's because I'm calling from a pay phone...ho ho, yes, they do still have those...sure, I understand, I'll hold...hi Doctor, good to hear from you...my voice? It's the pay phone...No problem. How is she?...not good, huh? And she still won't see me? Shame. well, who does she want to see...uh-huh...well, I'm not sure if she was a help...Junichiro? He could be okay, but maybe just him...my only concern, Doctor, is that with lots of different people coming to see her...how suggestible do you think she is?..more with the tranquilizers, I see...it's just, there are all sorts of people she's surrounded by who want different things for her, and I wouldn't want anyone to take advantage of that suggestibility...yes, doctor?...no, I don't know what that means...she said it in her sleep?..."Sensei" could just as well be nonsense sounds, who knows....well, thank you for all you do, I have to run.

Eco hangs up the phone. He looks in the mirror and sees The Joker.

Joker: Let's take a flight over and we'll have some fun with her.

Eco calmly takes out his pill bottle.

Eco: There's no "we" anymore.

Joker: Don't do this.

Eco takes his pills, and smirks at the mirror.

Eco: You're an agent of chaos, Joker.

The Joker begins to fade.

Eco: But I've got plans.

Eco gets a text on his real phone. Chris Evans's name pops up on the front. Eco smiles, and looks up at the mirror, and sees nothing but himself.

Eco: I'm one of the schemers.

FADE


 

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 17, 2014 8:20:17 GMT -5 wyattcox said:

(Power and Shane Tuska are WALKING toward NOWHERE. Sunny and the bodyguards are following.)

Sunny: Why are we going here, again?

Power: Just wanna check on the boys after their match with my sister's minions.

Sunny: Not our job.

Power: Doesn't matter, they're fun.

(The entourage enters NOWHERE, the Banned from Everywhere hangout. Arctic McBearington has an ice pack strapped to his head, Awesome Bill looks a little green from lack of PCPL. Ellie May is feeding Bill everything she can think of, and Justin and Opus are surprisingly not playing Go Fish but instead are on a laptop. Drunkey is in a corner consuming hay. )

Power: (To Sunny) Protein Shake.

(Sunny hands Power one of her protein shakes and walks over to Bill and Ellie Mae. Power pops the top and looks through all the bottles and jars, pours half a jar of Protein Shake, a fifth of Evan Williams, a pint of transmission fluid, and two cups of Pine Sol into a large jar. She carefully stirs the jar, grabs Bill's nose and pours the concoction down his piehole. Bill shakes his head, stands up, takes off his cap and drops it on the floor, elbow drops it, picks it up, lets out a huge belch, then turns to Power.)

ABFD: Wooo Weee, thanks Miz Edraficaiton. That sure hit the spot.

Power: No problem Bill, just wanted to check on you after my sister's boys beat you up.

ABFD: Shoot, we did just fine. Now this week we might gets us a title shot.

Ellie: Thanks, he was almost sober for three minutes.

Power: Glad to help.

(Sunny rolls her eyes as Power steps over to Bill and Opus.)

Power: Justin.

Justin: Maam, can I...

(Power drops five Looney in front of Justin. He adds them to a big bag of coins next to him.)

Power: Minesweeper?

Justin: No, Opus suggested we try a new theme song. I think we’ve got it picked out.

Power: Let's see...

(Justin shows the screen to Power, and we see the face of Weird Al...)



(The video finishes)

Power: I don't think so Justin.

ABFD: (Looking over Power's shoulder.) Why for?

Power: Alexander Darling might think you're making fun of him.

ABFD: Shoot, those Darlingtons gotta always have with the thick skin.

Justin: Wait, try this one.

(Justin shows the screen to Power, and we see ..)



(The video finishes)

ABFD: Shoot, Justin, that won't do. Ain't nobody gunna talk like that anyways

Justin: One more..

(Justin shows the screen to Power, and we see the face of Weird Al...)



(The video finishes)

ABFD: Shooot, that one might be OK. What do you think Edrafication?

(Bill and Justin turn to find Power and her entourage gone.)

Justin: Where did they go?

ABFD: Probably had a secret training session to work on beating Ecosystem and Chris Evans.

Justin: They still work here?

(The camera fades to Power and the entourage heading for their dressing room. Power is holding her head while the others have smirks on their faces.)

Power: Why did I think it would be serious?

Tuska: Optimism?

(The entourage walks off as the cameras fade)

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 17, 2014 14:48:57 GMT -5 wld said:

**L.D. Williams is sitting at Ric’s, drinking coffee and looking at his ipad. Miranda enters and sits down across from him.**

M:”Whatcha doin?”

LDW: “Reviewing my match from the other night.”

**Miranda watches her father looking at the screen and smiling.**

M: “You’re watching Chad get booed, aren’t you?”

LDW: “Over and over and over and - “

M: <scowling> You’re awful.”

LDW: “Saint of Sinners - it’s right there in the name.”

M: “About that - “

LDW: “No.”

M: “But what about - “

LDW: “We’ve discussed this. My place is with the Saints. Yours is with the funky bunch.”

M: “Wild Bunch, dad Wild Bunch.”

LDW: “Whatever. Shouldn’t you and the maniac be working on getting your titles back?””

M: “First, Maniac? Glass houses, papi. Second, Tommy and I have it under control. All we have to do is win the four-way match Wednesday and we’ve got our shot.”

LDW: “All you have to do?”

M: “...that might be a slight simplification.”

LDW: “I should think. You’re facing two very tough teams and Texpress.”

M: <glares>

LDW: “-”

M: “Making fun of Chad isn’t funny, you know.”

LDW: “Are you sure? ‘cause I certainly find it entertaining.”

M: “As entertaining as not defending your championship?”

LDW: “...Ouch.”

M: <smiles sweetly>

LDW: “I’ll happily defend the belt against Albright – or anyone else – any night of the week. Nate just has to book the match.”

M: “Or you could go to him and demand it.”

LDW: “Why would I do that?”

M: “Because it’s the right thing to do.”

LDW: “So is not dating Chad.”

**Miranda says something probably unpleasant in Spanish as L.D. chuckles.**

<fade>

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 17, 2014 16:32:52 GMT -5 blownspot said:

*Stank walks by Flair's and orders a iced coffee before sitting down by LD just as his daughter leaves. LD looks up from his iPad.*

LDW - Your brother is one of the toughest men I've ever had to fight.

Stank - What! What about me?

LDW - Ah... well, you too... I guess.

Stank - You GUESS??? YOU GUESS??

LDW - Relax big man. I was just trying give your brother a compliment. That's it. Regardless of how I might feel about anyone personally, I can appreciate it when someone steps up. Last night your brother-

Stank - Fuck Jared! The next time he and I step into the ring against each other I'm gonna whoop his narrow ass!

LDW - Geez calm down Lucas. I'm sorry I brought it up.

Stank - Are you?

LDW - ...

Stank -

LDW - ... a little bit.

Stank - THERE it is!

LDW - What do you want me to say Lucas? We got beat. It happens. Doesn't make us any less great.

Stank - The only reason you're acting this way is because that Canadian crowd out there LOVES you. You're becoming one of them.

*LD Williams furrows his brow and lays his iPad on the table.*

LDW - What did you say to me?

*Stank leans in close.

Stank - I said... you... are becoming... one of them.

*LD leans in.*

LDW - Who's them?

*Stank leans in closer.*

Stank - You know.

*LD narrows his eyes and speaks through gritted teeth.*

LDW - Why don't you tell me?

*Stank narrows his eyes and balls up a fist, gently laying it on the table between him and the OOWF Onslaught Champion.*

LDW - Say it!

Stank - A Canadian.

*LD looks confused and leans back a bit.*

LDW - A Canadian what?

Stank - You know... a Canadian.

LDW - I am Canadian, Lucas. I've never not been one.

Stank - Oh yeah, sure... but not like this... not like you've been since we got to this country.

LDW - What the Hell does that even mean? Wait... is this about my merchandise sales?

Stank - Lisa's numbers have lulled since she... you know... but NOW you! YOUR numbers have SKYROCKETED!

LDW - What can I say, man? The people love me.

Stank - Grrrrr.... wait... How about you adopt me?

LDW - I'm sorry, what?

Stank - Adopt me. Make me an honorary Canadian.

LDW - That's not- I don't have that kind of-

Stank - Sure you do. All you got to do is tell these people that I'm now one of them and to buy my shit.

LDW - They'll... never believe me. Besides we don't take to pandering very well.

Stank - C'mon Billy Dee! You're the greatest wrestler alive today. No one can touch you!

LDW - Wow Lucas. I appreciate you saying that.

Stank - See? You guys do like pandering.

LDW - You're a dick.

Stank - Hey. I just thought of a nickname for us... Saints of Sinners... Monarchs of Canadian Violence.

LDW - That's taken.

*Stank looks aghast*

Stank - Fuck me that's taken.

LDW - Sorry it is.

Stank - Ain't no one ever heard of no Gotdamn Monarchs of Canadian Violence!

LDW - EVERYONE knows of the Monarchs of Canadian Violence.

Stank -

LDW - Come on, Lucas! The Monarchs??? Out of Sudbury?? Their feud with the Windigos of Galoot Lake was friggin EPIC! Don't tell me you've not heard of it!

Stank - Not even a little.

LDW - It was called the feud to end all feuds! A staple of tag team wrestling! The Dungarvon Whoopermen stable would have never formed had it not been for THAT feud. The Whoopermen put the New Brunswick Lumberers on the map!

Stank - What you're saying sounds like English... but-

LDW - Come on! The Brunswick Lumberers were a precursor to the Harts!

Stank - Ah! Finally! A name I recognize.

LDW - Oh so you have heard of the Manitobian JebHarts.

Stank -

LDW -

Stank - ... Any relation to the Hart Family?

LDW - Yeah Corey Hart, Adam Hart, Sinjin Hart, Moon Hart.

Stank - Who the fuck are they?

LDW - Wrestling royalty, my friend.

Stank - Royalty my ass.

LDW - How can you call yourself a professional wrestler and not know any of these people? This is why Canadian pro wrestlers are so much better than-

Stank - DO NOT finish that sentence.

LDW - And you want me to pass you off as Canadian?... For shame.

Fade

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 17, 2014 16:32:59 GMT -5 @ecosystem said:

Ecosystem knocks on the door of the Suicide Kings’ locker room. Alexis Darling opens the door.

Eco: Hi! Can Christian come out and play?

Christian Carter stands up from his bench where Jos and Jason are.

Amazing Jos: Awful dangerous strollin’ alone over here.

Jason Allen: Could get hurt.

Carter: What’s the gimmick, Juni?

Alexis: Smoke bomb behind your back?

Carter: GM Nate’s goons waiting in the hallway?

Eco: Nope. No tricks up my sleeve. I just want you to come on the rooftop and talk with me.

Carter: Right. Leave my backup and come alone. You think I'm an idiot?

Eco: Well, I said there was nothing in my sleeve…not nothing in my pockets.

Eco lifts his suit jacket and we see two guns. Alexis steps back as everyone freezes a little. Eco takes out one gun, gingerly, places it down and slides it across the floor to Christian.

Eco: That one is for you. So you know I won’t try anything.

Amazing Jos: You’re nuts.

Eco: I get that a lot. A lot.

Christian Carter picks up the gun. He looks at Eco…and points the gun at Eco…and then points it in the air and fires it. Everyone jumps.

Carter: I assumed you hadn’t loaded mine.

Eco: Smart to check.

Carter looks at the gun, and looks at Eco.

Carter: You are nuts. Let’s talk.

Ecosystem and Christian Carter exit. They walk outside, up the fire escape – side by side, neither walking in front of the other – and go to the roof. Eco sits down.

Eco: It’s a beautiful view. I thought it might be calming up here. Let us see things clearly.

Carter: Both of us armed to the teeth.

Eco: Maybe it lets us see even more clearly.

Eco sighs.

Eco: Christian, the record books may say you lost that match yesterday, but we know you didn’t. Your boys lost the match. See, your boys – wild, young, free – over the last month, they’ve been getting quiet, content to be your backup, content to collect a paycheck. That’s why I brought you up here – to get you away from them.

Carter: Those are my brothers.

Eco: Christian Carter has no brothers, because Christian Carter has no peer.

Christian smiles, forgetting himself for a moment.

Eco: Christian, I respect you. Honestly, I do. I don’t even care when you throw around racial comments at me or my sister, because heck, I’ve done that for a cheap boo – ask Stank. You climbed the ladder in this company faster than nearly anyone since its founding – which, as you may remember, I was around for.

I have told you over and over again that you’re totally off the mark when you say I’m pulling Nate’s strings. But it’s a reasonable guess. I am always up to something.

Take a step back and think of the implications though. Maybe I am pulling the strings, maybe not. Either way, I’m holding you back right now. So why are we fighting? Why are you swimming upstream when you could be swimming with the tide?

There are only two explanations. Either you hate me beyond reason, and you even hate me more than you love your own success. Or you think we’re just incapable of seeing eye to eye, that no matter what you do, I will be there to sabotage you and your buddies.

Well, let me clear the air on the second. I am neither Israel nor Hamas. I am extending you an olive branch. Friendship. The air is clear over here. It’s your choice to clear your own side.

Carter: Juni. You must think I’m a fool. What do you want from me?

Eco: I want the satisfaction of Christian Carter calling me friend.

Carter: No you don’t. You’re a manipulative prick.

Eco: But what kind?

Carter: Fuck if I know. You’re an egomaniac.

Eco: Exactly. I am an egomaniac. So I want the satisfaction of Christian Carter calling me friend…but I want that from the Christian Carter who is worth something. From the Christian Carter who is a winner. I don’t want it from the leader of 4MB.

Carter: You want me to leave the Kings.

Eco: I’m not asking that. I’m just making it clear that the management and business services that I would offer to a Christian Carter who stands alongside me as a friend…those services are not being offered on the family plan. Do what you will in your personal time, but I am making you a business offer.

Ecosystem takes out a business card and leaves it in front of Carter. He stands up and begins to walk to the stairs.

Eco: I turn my back to you now, not as a sign of dismissiveness, but as a sign of trust. And I expect no bullet will leave your chamber.

Eco exits as Christian watches him go. He fingers the gun Eco gave him, but does nothing with it.

FADE

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 17, 2014 22:02:09 GMT -5 @sportsguy0722 said:

We see Matt Folz beginning to leave the gym as he passes by Mai Muyo sitting by herself. Matt sees that Mai's not her usual cheerful self and sits down on the bench next to her.

MF: Hi kiddo.

MM: Hi Matt.

MF: You ok?

MM: I'm fine.

MF: You're an incredibly shitty liar, which is pretty amazing considering the amount of time you spend around your brother and I. Spill it, what's bothering you?

MM: It's just... in the 5 years you've been here, you've never been in a Last Man Standing match.

MF: That's true.

MM: And if you lose this one against Carter, you and Jaime are gone from this company forever?

MF: Those are the terms of the contract, yes.

MM: I don't want to lose two more friends.

MF: Gee, thanks for the vote of confidence.

MM: No, no, I don't doubt your abilities, but, I don't know, just worried.

MF: Don't be. I'm not.

MM: You're not even a little concerned?

MF: Nope. I know Carter's going to do everything he can to cheat his way to a win, but there's no dirty trick he can do that I haven't used before. And like you said, it's a Last Man Standing match right?

MM: Yeah.

MF: Well let me ask you this then: How the hell is he going to stand on two shattered ankles?

Mai smiles just slightly.

MM: I guess you're right.

MF: I'll make you a deal, ok? July 31, the entire company is boarding a flight to Japan. I guaran-fucking-tee that Matthew Folz and Jaime Folz are going to be on that flight. You can pick a song for the 3 of us to sing together. With one caveat: No fucking show tunes, unless it's from Rock of Ages, Les Miserables or Book of Mormon. Deal?

MM: Deal. You know, you're getting pretty good at pep talks.

MF: Nah, you just caught me at a rare moment where I wasn't being a complete prick.

MM (Teasing): Don't sell yourself short, we can still get a Face of the Year campaign going for you.

MF: Let me stop you right there. You know what would end all this face talk? If I put your head through a wall right now.

MM (Smiling): You could try, but I've trained with you many times. I know all your moves remember?

MF: HA! Well played.

MM: Want to grab a bite to eat?

MF: I would, but I have a date.

MM: A Date?!

MF: Down girl. It's a Skype date, with my wife.

MM: Oh, cool. Can I stop by for a minute to say hi?

MF: That's probably not a good idea. This is going to be kind of private......husband and wife type stuff.

MM: Huh.... oh.... OH! I uh (blushing) I got it. Um, have fun then.

MF: Oh, before I go, one more thing. I don't know what the hell your brother's deal is with Carter. But you make damn sure that he gets the message that he better not be anywhere NEAR our match.

Matt walks off as we....... FADE

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 18, 2014 11:30:42 GMT -5 tuska said:

Spider McNulty appears onscreen, in a grassy area somewhere in Canada. It's a nice summer day. Spider is in his sleeveless hoodie, standing over a massive tractor tire. Sweat drips off the tip of his nose and down his face. Tuska is standing by with a stop watch, watching intently. Spider bends and flips the massive tire, audibly grunting. He stands straight and takes a deep breath, bends and does it again. He flips the tire several more times, until it flops over a sort of finish line painted on the grass. Spider steps back and wipes his forehead. Shane shows Spider the time on the stopwatch and Spider smirks.

McNulty: Yowsa. I am gettin' old. (chuckles) At least I get break this week, rasslin' two dames. 

Tuska frowns and shakes his head. 

McNulty: I'm kiddin', Shane-o. The ladies 'round here are more dangerous than the boys. And the Good Lord knows I ain't got half the speed of these two broads... I might be in a bind. 

Tuska raises an eyebrow. 

McNulty: Ayuh. But have no fear, pal, I'm gonna have a blast. That reporter chick apparently had enough of ol' Spider, so this is going to be the most action I've had for a coupla weeks!

Tuska rolls his eyes and shakes his head as Spider cackles. 

McNulty: In all seriousness, I'm looking forward to this. I keep in pretty good shape, but this match is gonna test me like I ain't been tested in quite a while, Shane-o. I always like a challenge. And if all else fails... punch 'em in the tits, right?

Tuska facepalms as Spider cackles and takes position on the other side of the tire. 

McNulty: OK, Shane-o! Let's see if I can do this shit a little quicker goin' the other way!

Tuska gets the stopwatch ready and slaps his friend on the shoulder. They fist bump, and Spider bends to grab the tire. He begins as we faaaaaaaade

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Jul 18, 2014 12:42:37 GMT -5 @ecosystem said:

Mai storms in on Ecosystem at the Okotoks Old Town Plaza.

Eco: It’s not what you think.

Mai: Shut up. I’m there with Matt, I’m nervous, I’m scared for him, and just when he talks me through it, I find out that you’ve been making googly eyes with Christian.

Eco: Oh come on – I mean, he is cute, but I don’t think he –

Mai: JUNICHIRO!

Eco: Sorry!

Mai: You hate Christian Carter.

Eco: I don’t hate anyone. That’s Moose’s job. I pursue business opportunities.

Mai: You’re pursuing taking away your sister’s only friend here.

Eco: The Last Man Standing match? First of all, that match is Matt’s own fault. Secondly, there’s no way Christian takes my offer before the pay per view, so I’m more than happy to see your little buddy kick Christian’s ass and make him realize how much he actually needs someone like me.

Mai: And if he was to accept?

Eco: Won’t happen.

Mai: And if it did?

Eco: We’d cross that bridge.

Mai: …I’m so mad at you, and I want to just be mad at you, but I need to ask you for something else.

Eco: What?

Mai: How do Ninjacams work? You’re the one who first set it up.

Eco: Ninjacams? Oh. (Eco gestures broadly to the ninja cameraman.) Do you want to explain?

The camera shakes "No."

Eco: Good man. The way I think it’s still structured is that Ninjacams follow every wrestler, and tape a few other spots in and around the arena.

Mai: Do they save the footage? Or is it all livestream?

Eco: They obviously save some – we need video packages, replays…I don’t know too much beyond that, I never got that far into the weeds. Why do you ask?

Mai: Well, Victor doesn’t want me to help him, but…I just think, somewhere in that footage, we could find out who hit Danny.

Eco: Oh.

Mai: Oh?

Eco: I mean…go ahead, chase it down if you want. I just think…people get hurt all the time here, and it’s useless to spend that time investigating.

Mai: Someone tried to kill Danny. That’s not a chair shot, Junichiro.

Eco: Maybe someone did. Or maybe it was an accident, and that’s why the person drove off.

Mai: An accident? In a parking lot?

Eco: (throwing his hands up) Whatever. Talk to Nate.

Mai: You really don’t know anything else?

Eco: I can barely operate a handheld. Talk to Nate.

Mai exits for GM The Nate’s office. Eco looks after her for a moment, pensive. He then turns to the camera.

Eco: I don't think she needs to know more right now.

The camera shakes "No."

FADE

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 18, 2014 20:50:45 GMT -5 wld said:

**Crash and Burn are working out in the ring with a group of local wrestlers, and stop for a water break.**

Tommy Wilder: “So, your dad was just putting Stank on with all those Canadian wrestlers, right?”

**Miranda stops mid-drink and stares at him.**

M: “Are you serious?”

TW: “What?”

M: “My partner. The man I trust with my life every night in this ring - doesn’t know who the Brunswick Lumberers are. I suppose next you’re going to tell me you’ve never seen the Fishbelly Special.”

TW: “The who-what now?”

M: “Have you heard of professional wrestling? I don’t even - Dad! Dad!”

**L.D. Williams and Stank, who happen to be wandering by, walk into the room.**

M: “Fishbelly Special. I’ll go high.”

**Miranda hops to the top rope as L.D. slides into the ring and clubs one of the jobbers in the back. He grabs the jobber’s legs and lifts him in a wheelbarrow suplex as Miranda leaps and drives him to the mat with a Thesz press. Both Williams roll to their feet.**

M: “I remember when you taught me that move.”

LDW: “The day after we went to Beavertail Brawl Seven. You told me you wanted to learn to wrestle like the champs, so we went out in the back yard on the trampoline.”

M: “The first time I broke your nose.”

**Wilder looks at Stank, who has his eyes closed and is rubbing his temples.**

TW: “I can’t tell if they’re serious or trying really really hard to rib us.”

S: “Shhh. You’ll make the headache worse.”

<fade>

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 18, 2014 21:24:29 GMT -5 carter said:

Christian Carter stands in front of Nathan Corbitt yet again, this time with some paperwork in his hand. Alexis and the masked man is standing behind him.

NC: Mr. Carter, I'm afraid I'm not understanding...now please repeat yourself.

CC: Why don't you read it.

Carter hands him the paperwork.

NC: You can't be serious.

CC: After the next PPV, Jason Allen and Jose Reyna will both be taking a sabatical. They will still be on the payroll, but they both seemed a little burned out. When they are ready, they will come back.

NC: And your OK with this.

AD: It was his idea...listen Corbitt...just sign the paperwork, so we can file it with the offices. That is your job!

NC: And this has nothing to do with Juni offering you some sort of business offer.

CC: Juniricho Muyo's a smart man...maybe a bit crazy at times, but he's smart...I'm smarter...and I'm just as crazy...so no< this has nothing to do with his proposal...I just want to get through the PPV, beat the living shit out of Matt Folz, end his fucking career, and get on to what I should be doing instead of jerking around with Folz...and that is getting my world title back. Now sign the damn paper!

NC: Alright Mr. Carter...(He signs it) I hope you know what your doing.

CC: Don't you worry about me Nathan...it's you who should be worrying...remember, it's only a matter of time before your kicked to the curb.

Carter grabs the paperwork and hands it to Alexis. They head out of the door, just a Mai Muyo comes walking in.

AD: Move it bitch...

CC: Now Lexi, let's play nice...Ms. Muyo...

MM: Carter, I have no idea what game my brother is playing, but make no mistakes about it, you will not end my friends career...you will fall and I'll be there to watch Matt desimate you.

Alexis goes towards Mai, but Carter puts his arm out to block her.

CC: Mai...the only think that will fall faster than a godzilla striken building in Tokyo, is Maathew's pride and his career...and not even god will be able to save him. Now if you'll excuse us, we'll be on our way...

MM: Keep your bitch on a leash...

AD: Wrong Darling bitch!

Camera fades...

[lizzypofnyc]

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Post by wld on Jul 19 2014 at 9:18am

**SFJ#47 is with L.D. Williams.**

SFJ#47: “L.D., there are rumours going around that Rory albright believes you’re ducking him. Your thoughts?”

LDW: “I’m wrestling him Wednesday night.”

SFJ#47: “In a non-title match.”

LDW: “True. I don’t book ‘em, I just wrestle ‘em.”

SFJ#47: “But last time you met, he beat you.”

LDW: “He did. I would suggest that if he wants a title match he should try to do it again.”

SFJ#47: “You don’t think he’s already earned it?”

LDW: “Probably, but that’s not my concern.”

SFJ#47: “I should think that your status as champion - and as an OOWF original - would give you a little control over who gets title shots.”

LDW: “What are you, my daughter? Yeah, I could get Albright a title match. Hell, I could lay down and hand him the belt. Why would I? Albright’s good. I’ve said that before. So what? I’m not going to champion every young pup who wins a match. Nobody championed my cause. Nobody handed anything to me, and I made it just fine. If Albright is as good as he thinks he is, things will come his way. In the meantime, this week he’s getting in the ring with a legend in his home country. I suggest he focus on survival.”

<fade> 


 

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 19, 2014 22:46:48 GMT -5 @ecosystem said:

Eco: Disgusting.

Eco is leaning against a door frame. Rory Albright and Carrie Weiss have been watching LD Williams’s promo on a TV screen.

Eco: Let’s be clear what we’re looking at, Sun King. An old veteran protecting his spot. Unfortunately, you’re out-gunned. Out-manned. Not only are you unprofessional in your attitude, Rory, you’re unprofessional in your business acumen. And Ms. Weiss, no offense, but I presume you’re not called “Trouble” because of your ability to draw predatory profits by disrupting capital markets.

Rory: Get to the point.

Eco: You need representation. Someone to handle the back office for you. I don’t know that we’ve been properly introduced Rory, but I used to run things around here. People doubt my ring skills, they doubt my sanity – what was it you called me, Rory, two beers short of a six pack? – but no one doubts me in the board room.

Rory: When did I say that to you?

Eco: June 25th. Nearly a month ago.

Carrie: Man, can you hold a grudge or what?

Eco: No grudges. Just taking notes. I’ve been watching you, Rory. Lot of one-month chumps come through here - I only take notes and wait to see if they’re serious.

Why don’t you give me a call when you decide you want to take things a little more seriously?



Eco sets the card down. Rory and Carrie just eye him as he walks off whistling. He turns toward the camera after exiting the locker room, Frank Underwood style.

Eco: Now do you think I’m lying to any of these boys? Truth be told, I think they’re all good kids, and I’d be happy to take them all under my wing. No, if I lie, then the Cavaliers lie when they tell Wiggins and Love that they want them both.

They do want them both. They just know that they won’t be willing to make the sacrifices necessary to all play on the same team.

Who moves first? That makes all the difference in the world.

FADE

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 20, 2014 4:04:09 GMT -5 wyattcox said:

(Saturday Night Showdown is on the air. Murder Inc has just stolen a win over the Redneck Revolution, and Russ is stepping into the ring to do an interview.)

Russ: Ladies and gentlemen, the Tag Team scene is on fire in the OOWF and my guests at this time are the current OOWF Tag Team Champions, Power and Tuska, Strength in Silence.

(The crowd cheers as the tag team champs come down the ramp and enter the ring. Tuska puts his hands over his ears and the crowd – taking Power's lead – goes SHHHHHHH! They both walk up to Russ with smiles on their faces.)

Russ: Edra, Shane, thanks for coming out.

Power: Thanks Russ. Yes, this is an amazing time in the OOWF with all these talented teams, Crash & Burn, The Suicide Kings, Banned from Everywhere, Murphy's law, As much as I don't like them the Saints, it's incredible. And yet, this week we get a team that makes me laugh, a team that in my opinion has done nothing to earn a shot at these championships.

Russ: Wait a minute, Edra, are you saying...

Power: I'm saying that once upon a time this team would undoubtedly be a top contending team for this championship, but you have Ecosystem, who I took to two draws when he held the Onslaught Championship, and Cubby McTootsalot, who honestly hasn't been himself since my sister cleaned his clock and put him down hard a few weeks back....oh, who am I kidding. I passed him going up a long time ago...he's heading down like a Kardashian in a room full of linebackers. If you know what I mean, Russ...

Russ: Now wait a minute Edra, give the devil his due. Chris Evans has been....

Power: You can stop right there, Russ, because that's the truth. Chris Evans...Has Been. Chris Evans has been the OOWF World Champion. Chris Evans has been the Intercontinental Champion. Chris Evans has been the Onslaught Champion. Now Chris Evans is just the Has Been. Eco, you think you can recreate that lightning in a bottle that got Stan Fulton his Grand Slam for Cubby? Let me tell you the truth. I may not like what Fulton's doing or who he's associating with these days, but when it comes down to it, Fulton's ten times ten thousand times the wrestler that Cubby is...Fulton was more important to the New Guard than you ever gave him credit for, and I enjoyed my time working with him. Even with his largely supporting role in the Saints of Sinners, he remains better than most of the people in this company today...and to quote Sammy Davis Junior to Archie Bunker, Chris Evans, you ain't better than nobody. Strength in Silence will beat you and send you to the back of the line.

Tuska: (Softly) Bet on it!

Russ: What about these rumors that the partnership of Strength in Silence is more than just a professional one?

Power: Rumors. That's all they are. Rumors.

Russ: So there is not a romantic relationship...

Power: Russ, I apologized to you a few weeks back for some of the things I did in the past. Don't make me regret it. This man is like family to me. I would do anything for him. But there is no romantic relationship. Period.

Tuska: Move on.

Russ: We heard you traveled to California to pay a visit to Firewoman. Can you give the fans any insight on her well being?

Power: Yes, I visited...(Power puts her hand on her head) I visited Firewoman...it was...she...

(Sunny comes out with the bodyguards close behind)

Sunny: This is enough, Russ. You are subjecting my client to a line of questions here that are painful for her to answer and immaterial to her and Mr Tuska's match this week. This interview is over.

Russ: But you suggested....

Sunny: OVER. NOW!

(Sunny and the bodyguards help Power to the back. Russ looks at Tuska who has a sad look on his face before walking away.)

Russ: Well, fans, I don't know what to tell you. We'll be right back.

(Russ is obviously frustrated and drops the microphone and also heads for the back as the cameras go to commercial)

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 20, 2014 19:48:23 GMT -5 @creativeinternetal said:

The scene comes up in a backroom of the Destroyatorium. Dynamite Danny Taylor has a heavy bag off of it's hook and is tossing it over his head, then picking it up and flinging it again. Dashing Victor Deniro limps in with his tablet in his other hand. He looks up from what he is reading to see Danny once again toss the heavy bag over his head.

DVD: Building upper body endurance for a match against Stank and Carter. That's smart. Later see if DK and Dee are free and work on defending against multiple opponents.

Danny nods while again tossing the heavy bag over his head.

DVD: I had an interesting talk with Mai Muyo not too long ago.

Danny frowns but otherwise ignores Vic and keeps tossing the bag over his head.

DVD: She mentioned sending a get well card to you. You remember recieving one?

Danny shakes his head no, but still does not stop tossing the bag over his head.

DVD: I didn't either, but just for shit's and giggles, I looked into it. Turns out she did, and she wasn't the only one.

At this, Danny stops tossing the bag, letting it fall at his feet, but he keeps his back to Vic.

DVD: Mai, Ellie, Bridgette, the rest of D&amp;D, at least half of the production crew, lots of people gave cards to Nates secretary to send to us.

At this Danny turns around and walks over to join Victor, raising an eyebrow in question.

DVD: Yeah, turns out she sent them all to the wrong hospital.

Danny cocks his head to the side and motions for Vic to continue.

DVD: Seeing that I dug a little deeper, and what I found was that she also misbooked Nate's hotel room for that show, sent the promotional material to the wrong radio stations, and ordered two hundered lego technics instead of pyrotechnics. So as nice as it would have been if she had been a link to a mastermind, it turns out she was just really really bad at her job.

Danny crosses his arms and frowns.

DVD: Needless to say, Nate has allready let her go and replaced her. That being said, while looking into her, I did notice some other odd occurences. The info from the hospital that should have gone to the board to cover costs, it got sent to an account that recieved a virus crashing everything. The security tapes from the parking lot across the street ended up in a police locker that caught fire and
where damaged beyond repair. The license plate number that was recorded by a security guard on scene was traced back to a car that was "accidentally" crushed at a local junkyard.

Hearing all this Danny's brow furrows, and he drops his arms to his sides slowly clenching and unclenching his fists. Victor glances over and sees this.

DVD: Yeah, my thoughts as well, it's more than coincidence at this point, someone is activly trying to hide all information about what happened that day. That said, my point here was not to piss you off, merely to let you know, that I'm starting to cross some names off my list.

Danny let's out the breath he didn't even realise he was holding and looks down at Vic.

DVD: Don't get too exited. I've only cleared the rest of D&amp;D and Nate so far, but I at least have something to go on at the moment, so I'll keep on this (Victor then points to the bag that Danny left on the ground) and you focus on what goes on in the ring, Deal?

Danny smiles and lays a hand on Victors shoulder then nods in agreement. Victor limps out of the room as Danny walks over and goes back to tossing the heavy bag.

FADE

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 21, 2014 9:40:29 GMT -5 wld said:

**L.D Williams is in the hallway of Ain't Nobody Believe This Is Random Encounters when he comes face to face with Rory Albright and Carrie Weiss. A staredown ensues.**

RA: "Champ."

LDW: "Kid."

RA: "Kid? Really? Do you hear me calling you 'old man'?"

LDW: "Not to my face, which means there's some hope for you yet. What I do hear is you and a lot of other people going on about what you deserve."

RA: "I beat you, fair and square."

LDW: "You did, and that and a toonie'll get you a cup of coffee. Face it kid in this company winning a match doesn't make you the second coming. It makes you serviceable. You want a shot at the Onslaught title? Show me what you've got Wednesday night."

CW: "I thought you said you don't book 'em."

LDW: "I don't, but for the Sun King here, I'll make an exception. Beat me Wednesday night, and I'll make sure you get your title shot."

CW: "Why do I doubt you intend to deliver?"

LDW: "Because I don't. I don't think I'll have to. I'll keep my word, but it's your boy here who's gonna have to deliver."

RA: "'kid', 'boy' - you are asking for it."

LDW: <chuckling> "Yep. Let's find out if you've got it to give."

**Williams turns his back on Albright who, surprisingly, lets him walk away.**

<fade>

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 21, 2014 9:58:54 GMT -5 wld said:

**Miranda Williams is eating lunch at Ric's. Chad Madison and Zane Meyers enter, order lunch, and take it to her table. Before they can sit down, she holds up a hand.**

M: "New Brunswick Lumberers."

CM: "...um..."

Z: "Johnny Maple and 'Big' Oak Evans. Province-wide Alberta Tag Team Champions 1983, 1985 and 1987. Not to be confused with the Alberta Lumberers who were New Brunswick Tag Team Champions in 1973."

M: "<points at Zane> "You can sit. You." <points at Chad> "Go learn your history."

<fade>

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 21, 2014 11:24:55 GMT -5 snelson66 said:

FADE in backstage. Walking through the area is The Crusher Stan Fulton, hand on the hilt of a sword stuck through his belt. A perpetual scowl on his face is keeping everyone away from him. However, a random interviewer has a death wish and tries to stops him.

SFJ: “Mr. Fulton? Can I ask a few questions for OOWF-TV?”

SF: “Alright. Make it quick though.”

SFJ: “You have a match in two days against Alexander Darling, yet you haven’t said anything. No promos or no interviews until today. Why is that?”

SF: “What is there to say? Stan Fulton is going to defeat Ghosthead for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship. Alexander Darling is not. Alex and I have had these filler matches before. Not that long ago as I recall.”

SFJ: “So no comments on this week’s match?”

SF: “What is there to say? Alex is a first ballot OOWF Hall of Famer as much as I dislike him. Then again, I feel so am I. The difference is I’m part of the World title picture. Alex is jobber-for-the-stars these days. I’d say it’s because he got married and got soft, but I’ll leave that for others to determine.”

SFJ: “What about...?”

SF: “Why don’t you hold on a minute there, toots. How ‘bout this? I’ll just quick comment on everything that’s going on and then you and I can go about our business.”

SFJ: (acting like a petulant show pony) “Fine.”

SF: “First subject: Ecosystem. Crazy SOB. Geniuses usually are. Manipulative as all get out. Likes to think he’s in control, but isn't. Take our partnership. Eco says he stage-managed it all. To be honest, we both played the OOWF like a violin. Carter isn't nearly as smart or manipulative as I am. Juni will get nowhere backing Carter. Or Evans for that matter. Hell, I was running the New Guard more than Chris was during its peak.

“Second, Danny Taylor. No. I didn't send a card. I didn't run him over either. Nor did I pay anyone to do so. I know how much Moose wanted to take Taylor out himself with his own two hands. Preferably around Taylor’s neck. End of that story. And Vic can cross me off his list or keep me on it for all I care.

“Third. Canada. Not a fan. With all due respect to my teammate, LD Williams, the greatest wrestler ever, I’d be happy to never be in this God-forsaken country again. And I love hockey. I know nothing of the New Brunswick Lumberers or the Winnipeg Whompers or any goof-ball Canadian team other than Stu Hart and his brood. Minnesota may be thought of as southern Canada, but it's not.

“Fourth: Matt Folz. Much respect and I hope he breaks Carter’s neck. Give my best to Jaime for me, Matt.”

SFJ: “But aren’t the Saints and the Kings partners?”

SF: “When it comes to Saints business, I go where Moose tells me to go. But I’m not his automaton. I can think for myself. Which is more than I can say for most of the Kings. And I've never liked Christian Carter. Came in here with some two-bit promotion on his resume and acted like the OOWF owed him. Screw that. You earn respect here. And I should know.”

SFJ: “He’s a former OOWF World Heavyweight Champion.”

SF: “So am I. Let me know when he’s done something else.”

SFJ: “Any comments about Mai Muyo?”

Fulton looks genuinely saddened by hearing the name.

SF: “Mai was a friend. What has happened had to happen. I do not regret what I had to do, but if I could change anything it would be to retain that friendship. But that’s in the past.

“I’m looking to the future. I’ll get through this match on Wednesday with Alex and win or lose, I’m going to get Ghosthead in the middle of that ring without interference and take his World Heavyweight Championship. Next, I’ll stand with the rest of the Saints as Stank and LD hold their titles and Moose and Chloe take the tag titles. The Saints of Sinners will hold all the gold as the New Guard once did. Only this time, we have a true leader out front.”

The SFJ looks like she’s going to say something else, decides against it and walks off. Fulton looks like he’s going to say something to the camera, then remembers Eco pulled off the House of Cards idea so much better and was first to do it too. Fulton then gets annoyed and stomps off as we FADE.

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 21, 2014 13:21:25 GMT -5 @madjack said:

Stank turns around from the counter with his lunch, and sees Tommy Wilder standing there, waiting his turn…

TW: Yo.

Stank: You know just because out partners are related, we aren't friends, right?

TW: Yeah, yeah… Dude, not every encounter has to be a bloodbath, you know?

Stank: Your opinion. Now what do you want?

TW: Besides lunch? I was wondering if you think that was a gag.

Stank: What? LD and Miranda?

TW: Yeah - I mean, c'mon. The Lumberers? Really?

Stank: No, I'm pretty much sure that really was a team.

TW: Yeah, but how the heck were we supposed to know? I mean, that's freaking obscure! Not like the Z Boys.

Stank: Who?

TW (Looks shocked): Z Boys? Cahill, Peralta, Binak, Muir? Lords of Dogtown? Geeeze dude, expand your horizons! Tony Alva! First guy to pull a nollie on, nollie off toe to heel truck grind in competition!

Stank: (Sigh) Here come the headache again…

TW: Man, talk about bein' uninformed… (Wilder walks up to the counter).

Stank (Walking away): OK, I swear they are doing this on purpose now…

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 21, 2014 18:05:21 GMT -5 @mooseheadjack said:

<we cut to Nowhere where Ellie May and Arctic McBearington are playing Bridge with Opus and Drunkey. Drunkette is baking a strawberry rhubarb pie and Bill and Justin are trying to solve the mystery. They stand in front of a large board with a picture of Danny Taylor in the middle, and all the OOWF superstars around him>

JS: Ok……I’ll tell you the name, and you tell me if they have ties to Danny, ok?

ABFD: Hell yeah son!

JS: Ghosthead

ABFD: Well….ol Ghostie and Danny done had them a war

<Justin nods and tacks a piece of string between Ghost and Danny>

JS: Christian Carter

ABFD: Charleston Cage hatifies everyone not in the Kings…….Danny ain’t non onna them there Kings

JS: Stan Fulton

ABFD: NASCAR Stan is a Saint…….and he and Danny don’t much like one another

JS: Alexander Darling

ABFD: Alexander Darlington had that there feud with Danny before he done got runnified over.

JS: Matt Folz

ABFD: Matt ain’t really friends with no one, that ol boy was onna them nursingaries

JS: Nursingaries?

ABFD: You know, onna them guys what does bad stuff for money

JS: Ahhhh! You’re right! Ok, what about Stank?

ABFD: Stankin Mann is a Saint, and he and Danny don’t see eye to eye on how for to do stuff

JS: Yeah, but do you think my boss would do that?

ABFD: Ol Stankin Mann once put Mooseheaded Jack in the hospital, and they’s friends!

JS: Good point! Ok, Alexis Darlington

ABFD: She’s onna them thar Kings too

JS: Firewoman

ABFD: Really?

JS: You’re right (Justin tacks a string from Fire to Danny)

ABFD: Who’s next?

JS: Mai

ABFD: Hmm, the only one gooder than Danny is Mai……but she is a Muyo. I don’t think Your Muyo would do that……..but she WAS in the Right Chere Guard

JS: So she is a suspect then! Ok, Spider McNulty

ABFD: Was Spider Man McNutty even here then?

JS: I don’t…….remember…….but wasn’t he in the bar with Moose and that Jake guy once?

ABFD: Jake Roberts? The Snake? That ol boy was outdamnstandener than hell!

JS: No, Jake Walker

ABFD: Walk her where? Walk WHO where?

JS: Never mind (tacks a string between Spider and Danny) Zane Myers

ABFD: I dunno son……them Texas Expresses guys is pretty good ol boys…..

JS: True…….hey! But maybe it was Lucious!

ABFD: Hell yeah son! Masks make ya evil! It done takified the oxygen from your head thinker and makes them thar thoughts less clear! Masks is evil!

JS: That IS true!

ABFD: Hell yeah son! It’s science!

JS: And Chad Madison wore a mask too! (strings a piece of string from Chad and Zane to Danny) LD Williams

ABFD: Ol Ellie Dee From Cana-Dee is a Saint

JS: Enough said. And Ecosystem is…..well, Ecosystem. What about Rory Albright

ABFD: <thinking for a minute, stroking his imaginary goatee> Well hell son, ol Rolling Atnight warn’t here when Danny done got runned over. But, if I was gonna run someone over, I wouldn’t want to be there either so then no one would thinkify that it was me!

JS: <staring at Bill> That’s……..that’s BRILLIANT! He might be our lead suspect now! (pins a line from Rory to Danny) Chris Evans

ABFD: Chris Stevens was also Right Guard, and him and Danny done feudified several times too!

JS: a sound argument! Tommy Wilder

ABFD: Damn son, you think ol Tommy Wildernhell would do that?

JS: Well…..he likes to do crazy stuff

ABFD: But run over ol Danny?

JS: Maybe he was driving with his eyes closed?

ABFD: Say…….that SOUNDS like something Tommy would do!

JS: Yep, he is a suspect too. Miranda Williams

ABFD: Hmmm Miranda Rights is a Williams, Miran-dee from Cana-dee might do that to make her daddy happy

JS: <frowning> I don’t think she would do that

ABFD: Hain’t she also from that Columbiya down in Southern America? Ain’t they always blowin stuff up and what not?

JS: Yeah……..I guess. Ok, Tuska?

ABFD: He warn’t here neither…….but neither was Spider

JS: That is true! Power

ABFD: Ol Pawr is tryin’ to be nice, but that girl done got a dark side of the moon in her

JS: maybe she’s trying to be nice because she ran over Danny?

ABFD: Hell yeah son! That makes sense! Give her a string too!

JS: Dee and DK Murphy. Couldn’t be them, they are Drink and Destroy

ABFD: Yeah, but you seen them both be that Barcalounger Behind Jack, and that ol boy ain’t right

JS: So, maybe one of them did it while they were Back of Beyond Jack?

ABFD: Could be son!

JS: I think you’re right. Ok, almost done…….Jos and Allen

ABFD: Also Suicidal Kings

JS: Moose and Chloe

ABFD: Seriously son?

JS: You’re right. But Moose said he didn’t do it

ABFD: Mooseheaded Jack don’t never tell the truth

JS: Ok, let me look this over, tie this to this, this one over here……..here to here…….over to there……back to this one……..here an……..HELP! HELP! BILL! IT DONE GOT ME!

<Justin taps out furiously as he gets more and more tangled in the strings. He starts to hyperventilate and starts going catatonic when Arctic, Bill and Ellie May save him>

JS: THAT WAS CLOSE! I SAW MY LIFE PASS BEFORE MY EYES!

<While Justin gets his breathing under control, everyone in BFE stares at the chart. Suddenly Justin’s eyes get wide>

JS: We’re missin someone!

ABFD: Who?

JS: US!

ABFD: OH NO!

JS: Where were you that night?

ABFD: With you! Where was you?

JS: With you!

ABFD: Where was we?

JS: I don’t remember!

ABFD: OH NO!

JS: Wait……it couldn’t have been us!

ABFD: Why?

JS: Cause it was in the parking lot!

ABFD: We banned from the parking lot?

JS: We is………<crowd sings along>BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE!

ABFD: HOT DAMN!

EMFE: <rubbing her temples> If I might add, it couldn’t have been either of you anyway

JS: Why not?

EMFE: Cause neither of you can drive a car. Justin, you lost your license……..

AM: Justin lost his license? I had no idea! Was it an accident?

EMFE: No, I am pretty sure it was on purpose, he said “I am going to misplace my license so I can’t drive. Then set it down and walked away.”

AM: I don’t think it works that way

EMFE: You have been around here long enough to know that things never work the way they are supposed to with these guys

AM: Fair enough, what about Bill

EMFE: Bill is on the permanent DO NOT GIVE A LICENSE TO THIS MAN EVER list

AM: That’s a thing?

EMFE: There is a reason it’s called the Awesome Bill List

AM: Who else is on it?

EMFE: So far? No one

JS: Walking close to the map (but with a kendo stick in his hands just in case it decides to attack again) That only leaves one person………..

ABFD: Who?

JS: Well……..if you rule out Vic, Ashley and Specer, various stage hands, Ric Flair, Paul Roma, managers, board members, referee’s, former OOWF wrestlers, all future OOWF wrestlers, Corax, Semaj B, Spin Hansen and Patrick………that just leaves one person

Danny Taylor

ABFD: <eyes getting big> You think Danny done runned hisself down?

JS: It makes perfect sense!

EMFE: It does?

JS: Danny gets in a car and starts it up and gets it rolling…….then gets out of the car and catches up with it and runs himself over! Danny is left laying in the parking lot, the car drives off on its own, its………….the perfect crime!

<a silence falls over Nowhere. Ellie May and Arctic are just shaking their heads slowly, Opus and Drunky are waiting for the bridge game to continue, Bill stares wide eyed and slack jawed at Justin. A bell goes off, and Drunkette’s strawberry rhubarb pie is done. The noise brings everyone back>

EMFE: That is the most ridiculous…….

<there is a knock at the door, Ellie walks over and reaches for the knob>

EMFE: This can only be one person……..

<she opens the door and Attitude Adjuster is standing there with a briefcase>

AA: Alan Capps Attorney at Law, I hear you have a break in the case of Danny Taylor vs. Automobile in Wrestling Parking Lot?

ABFD: Ol Justin done figured it out!

AA: Hmm, we’ll see. I cracked the case of Four Horsemen vs. Barry Windham in Wrestling Parking Lot, and nWo vs. The Rock in a Wrestling Parking lot, and I am THIS close to closing the Vince McMahon Exploding Limo in Wrestling Parking Lot. Let me see what you have here

<Justin explains it all again to AA, and once again gets tangled up in the strings, AA tries to help, but he is quickly forced to tap out as well. Just before chaos ensues Ellie May saves them all…….again>

AA: That board is a danger to society! Ok…..ahem…..it looks like we have a case here. Now, what we need to do is find the Car so we can put the Car on the stand.

ABFD: Hows we gonna do that? They said them there tapes had all been destroyed and what not! It could be ANY car out there! You know how many cars they is in the world? Gotta be DOZENS!

AA: Good point. Hmm…..what we need to do is to lure the car back to the wrestling parking lot……..we need to set a trap!

ABFD: You mean like onna them thar bugs bunny traps?

AA: Something like that. Ok, Justin, Bill I want you two to go out in the parking lot and walk reeaaaaaaal slowly. Act like you aren’t paying attention at all. When that car comes up behind you to run you over, Drunkey and Drunkette will throw a net over it! We will catch it RED HANDED!

ABFD: HELL YEAH SON!

JS: LET’S DO THIS!

ABFD: GRAB THE CAR CATCHING NET JUSTIN! HOT DAMN!!!!!

<Bill, Justin, Drunkey and Drunkette leave Nowhere. Ellie May shakes her head and just looks at AA>

EMFE: Why do you encourage them?

AA: What? It’s harmless fun!

EMFE: They are out wandering around a parking lot trying to throw a net over a car

AA: Yeah?

EMFE: And you see nothing wrong with that?

AA: Have I ever told you about my tag team match with Kevin Nash against the Monarchs of Canadian Violence?

EMFE: Wait, that was real?

AA: Psssshhhhhhhh of COURSE it was real! Me and Nash put Canadian wrestling on the MAP! Before we got there it was just a bunch of drunk lumberjacks fighting over the last drop of maple syrup! We ARE wrestling in Canada! Why do you think they loved me and Johnny so much?

EMFE: Isn’t there STILL a warrant for your arrest, right here in Canada?

AA: Wait……did I say me and Nash? I uh……I meant El Pollo Del Rudo Dos! Yeah……..I mean……THAT is who they want! Attitude Adjuster is INNOCENT! I uh……….I have to be going now……..how far is it to the border…….just a………..I mean, just in case……..I have this important shipment of fish sticks to……..uh……gotta go!

<AA runs out the door and Ellie May just sighs>

EMFE: Come on Arctic, let’s go get them before they get killed

<fade>

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 21, 2014 19:32:32 GMT -5 bc said:

We have a sideways closeup view on Rory Albright's face in a darkened room. Blood is running down it and he's holding a beer bottle to his face like he's rubbing the mouth against his bloody forehead.

RA: Concussions. All this talk of concussions lately. I think I know they feel. The pulsating in your head. The off-spectrum of colors causing your eyes to play tricks. The general sense of directionlessness associated with vertigo, or as idiots like to simply say, "wooziness"

No this is not a concussion. This is a frustration. The blood pours from my scalp, not from a head injury, but from cuts. Lots of tiny glass shard cuts. Cuts received from the glass ceiling I continue to strike my beautifully maned head against.

Match after match against Chris "who gives a fuck about me anymore cuz I sure as hell don't" Evans. I beat his ass. I mock him. He just sits there with his so-called shrink trying to save him. The only saving for that pussy is a burial at sea.

Now, I have a match with LD Williams. Onslaught Champion and living legend LD Williams. The living legend I just beat a few weeks ago. Non-title of course. So, Wednesday, I get a shot at his ti...

Nope. Another non-title. Okay. Makes sense to me. Mr. GM, I'll get back in there with Williams. And I'll beat him again. Then he'll leave the arena with his belt. Again. A beaten man So, Mr. GM, I'll taker your little match. I'll be a good little soldier. I'll be the uncrowned Onslaught Champion. And then, you, MR. GM, you, can go f*ck yourself.

Rory finally looks to the camera as blood pours down his face.

RA: Gnarly.

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 22, 2014 7:39:22 GMT -5 anglefan85 said:

*fade-in to the insane asylum. Firewoman is shown, sitting in the fetal position. The camera then pans over to see a nurse with Ecosystem. He’s accompanied by Chris Evans, who looks like he would literally rather be anywhere else*

Fire: Heh, hey Juni, where’s the clown?

Eco: Is she sedated?

Nurse: Yes, for the most part. Although, she does tend to have some…well, unique moments of dialogue.”

F: *jumps up* “I'm gonna skin ya, put on your face, and say Hi to your momma!” *sits back down in fetal position*

As you can see. Well, I’ll leave the two of you here.

E: So…

Evans: So what?

E: This is what you wanted, isn’t it? Lisa Quinn-Darling, Firewoman, locked in an insane asylum.

CE: Hey, don’t put this on me, alright? I was one of the only ones who kept telling people that she was crazy. Who the hell couldn’t see that?

E: While that might be the case, you get the feeling of satisfaction, don’t you?

CE: This is coming from the guy who had brainwashed her into becoming his puppet, don’t think everyone forgot about that.

E: I know this, Chris, I can never truly atone for that sin.

CE: And why the hell do you even care about what I’m doing, anyway? Pull that with me, I’ll get you a room right next to her.

E: Relax Chris, that’s in the past. What I’m trying to do is to save y…

CE: Save me from what? Myself? Sounds like you’re reading from a self-help booklet.

E: Think whatever you want, Chris. All I know is that you have a darkness inside of you, similar to her, and similar to my own, you just don't call on it.

CE: Yeah, I'm nothing like the two of you.

E: What about Outback Jack?

CE: That has-been? What about him?

E: You and your New Guard ended his career, Chris.

CE: It was sending a message to Taylor that I'm not someone to fuck around with. If that newbie Rory Albright knew what was best for him, he'd take notes instead of trying to get under my skin every chance he gets.

E: You nearly killed Bryce in that steel cage match.

CE: Yeah, remind me who it was exactly who made Bryce that way?

E: Be that as it may, Chris, all I know, is that I’ve been there. I know how to come back from it.

CE: Yeah, sure ya do, Juni. I’ve got other matters to attend to, so if we’re done here…

*Evans leaves, making sure to slap a nurse on the ass on the way out*

E: *sigh*

*turns to look at Firewoman, who is staring blankly into space now, the sedatives working as they should be*

E: He doesn’t have the slightest idea what kinda road he’s on right now, does he Lisa?

*fade to black*

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 22, 2014 8:28:57 GMT -5 anglefan85 said:

*fade-in to Chris Evans, who is still selling his beating at the hands of Rory Albright*

You know, I just don’t get you, Rory. I mean, what you do you intend to do. Are you trying to piss me off? Cause you, know, man, its really…really…ah fuck this…

Evans gets up close to the camera, close enough to where his breath can be shown on the lens*

So you wanna embarrass me, Rory? Do you? DO YOU? Not only you you have me lose to Danny, you made it so that I get pinned by fucking Spider McNulty? You have no idea what the fuck I am capable of, asshole. I ignored you all this time, hoping maybe, just maybe, that you’d eventually wise up to the fact that you’re not in my league and you’d leave me alone while I focus on bigger and better things. But oh no, you just had to go and push me, Sunny. You had to go, and embarrass me in front of my own people, in Canada of all places. I don’t give a shit if I wasn’t born here, the fact is that Canada is MY country, regardless of whether these idiots would much rather cheer for some has-been like LD Williams.

I AM pro wrestling; I am what this business needs, not you or that fucking bitch that follows you. You wanted my attention, well you’ve got it now! Just remember, you brought this on yourself.

*Evans pushes the camera aside, and the screen fades to black*

[lizzypofnyc]

Jul 22, 2014 11:38:52 GMT -5 wyattcox said:

OOC: It must be the Vegas heat...I just thought I saw two Chris Evans promos...

(Chloe and Moose are returning to the arena after hitting what probably was a sleazy bar. Chloe has fresh blood on her shirt and both appear happy as an SFJ approaches them. Chloe starts to stalk the SFJ but Moose touches her shoulder and she relaxes.)

SFJ: This week you take on Murphy's Law once again.

Moose: Yes, so?

Chloe: "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."

SFJ: And what do you expect?

Chloe: Pain. Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional. In the case of the Saints, we rather enjoy pain. Especially inflicting it on poor unfortunates like the Murphys.

Moose: Like their father, they are dangerous and unpredictable.

Chloe: Bring Jack of the Hinterlands. Bring Jack of the Netherlands. Bring Jack of the Neverland Ranch. Bring Back of Beyond Jack. Bring Jack in the box, Jack Nicholson, Jack Kennedy, Jack Parr, Jack Daniels.....Jack?

Moose: Yes Chloe?

Chloe: I'm thirsty. In more ways than one.

Moose: There's a bottle in the closet.

Chloe: Thank you Jack.

(Moose and Chloe walk away from a puzzled and/or creeped out SFJ as we fade)