OOWF Territorial Beatings 9
Live! From Old Crow, Yukon Territory Canada
July 27, 2014
MAI MUYO vs. SPIDER MCNULTY“The Rage” plays and Spider McNulty comes out to the top of the ramp and looks around at the crowd that is roaring for him. He puts his hands on his hips and shakes his head, almost in disbelief, then slowly makes his way to the ring and steps between the ropes and waits in the corner for his opponents introduction. “Hero” plays and Mai comes out to the top of the ramp and pumps the crowd up, then heads to the ring slapping hands with the fans. She slides under the bottom rope and climbs the middle turnbuckle. When she hops off, she turns and faces Spider, he makes his way out of the corner and the two share a fist bump. The referee calls for the bell and the match is underway.
Mai and Spider move to the middle of the ring and lock up. Spider tries to shove Mai to the corner, but Mai is strong as a bull and doesn’t take a step back. After about a minute or so of them both trying to shove one another around the ring, they break and look at one another. Spider is clearly not used to facing someone as strong as he is. He shakes his arms out and smirks a bit. They move around the ring and lock up again, this time Spider catches Mai with a knee to the gut and takes her to the mat with a hip toss. Spider tries to reach down and pull her back up, but Mai catches him with a boot to the face that sends Spider staggering to the ropes. Mai kips up and Spider charges and tries a clothesline, but Mai ducks and runs to the ropes herself. Both rebound and try to clothesline one another, but neither goes down. Spider points to the ropes and Mai bounds off the ropes, Spider lowers his head for a back drop, but Mai leap frogs him, puts on the brakes, when Spider stands up and turns around, Mai connects with a PELE KICK that catches Spider right on top of the head. The big man falls to the mat and quickly rolls to the ropes and gets to one knee holding his head and eying Mai.
Spider gets to his feet and moves back to the middle of the ring and challenges Mai to a test of strength. They tie up in a Greco-Roman knuckle lock and go at it. Neither gives an inch. Spider finally gets an early advantage and tries to drive Mai to the mat, but Mai bridges and Spider can’t get her down. Mai fights back and starts to bend Spider to the mat. She tries to monkey flip out of it, but Spider ducks his head under her arm and flips her to the mat. Mai quickly gets back to her feet but this time Spider connects with a clubbing clothesline that catches her across the jaw and sends her tumbling between the ropes to the floor.
Mai shakes it off and climbs back onto the apron, Spider grabs her and brings her in the hard way with a SUPLEX, then holds on and gets back to his feet and hits a snap suplex, holds on and lifts Mai again and lands a German suplex, holds onto that and pulls Mai back to her feet, then lets go, hits the ropes and DESTROYS Mai with a clothesline to the back of the head! Spider rolls Mai over and covers, one, two, NO! Mai kicks out at two.
Spider pulls Mai to her feet and shoves her into the corner, then charges in and catches her with a big clothesline. Spider keeps Mai trapped in the corner and lands several elbows to the side of her head. Mai’s eyes are looking a little glassy from the onslaught and the referee steps in to check and see if he should stop the match. Mai assures him she is fine and Spider steps back and whips her across the ring to the opposite corner. Mai hits the turnbuckle sternum first and falls to the mat, not moving. Spider gives her a curious look then goes in for the cover, but Mai gets her foot on the bottom rope at two. Spider pulls her to her feet and tries a whip to the corner, but Mai takes a few steps and her knees buckle and she falls to the mat. Spider grabs her by the hair and tries to pull her up, but Mai appears to be dead weight.
He tries again, and Mai springs to her feet and ROCKS Spider with a EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Spider’s head rocks back and he staggers to the ropes. Mai darts in and grabs a stunned Spider and sends him to the ropes, on the rebound Mai leaps into the air and lands a FRANKENSTEINER! Spider struggles to his feet in the corner trying to process this onslaught and Mai charges in and HAMMERS him with a running forearm to the jaw. Mai lets Spider stagger out of the corner, then she hits the ropes and charges at Spider, but Spider stops her cold with a boot to the gut. He lifts her for a POWERBOMB, but Spider has forgotten one thing…….YOU CANNOT POWERBOMB MAI MUYO! Mai slips over Spider’s shoulder and lands on her feet, grabs Spider around the waist and lifts him in the air and PLANTS him face first on the mat, then grabs his arms and hooks him in the CATTLE MUTILATION! (we shall call it the Mai-derweb….yes? maybe?) Spider tries to get to the ropes, but Mai bridges even harder and Spider finally has no choice and he taps out.
WINNER in 9:56 – Mai Muyo
After the bell, Mai immediately releases the hold and gets to her feet. Spider slowly gets to his and looks at Mai. Mai extends her fist and they fist bump again, Spider raises her arm in victory, much to the delight of the crowd.
TEXPRESS vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHEREBanned From Everywhere are announced and Justin Sane, Awesome Bill From Dawsonville come out riding Drunkey and Drunkette,Ellie May From Elijay comes out riding her likkercycle and Arctic McBearington and Opus come to the top of the ramp and take a seat and sip on appletini’s. The popular duo race around the ring slapping hands with the fans, and the crowd ROARS their approval. They finally climb into the ring and the cheers get even louder. Finally, Texpress are announced and make their way to the ring. They step between the ropes and Zane climbs to the middle ropes and gets a nice cheer from the crowd. Across the ring Chad climbs to the middle rope and raises his arms and the crowd boos him mercilessly. Face it, Christmas Island just doesn’t like Chad Madison much more than Canada did. Almost as if this match started in Canada or something. Chad hops off the ropes and looks agitated. Zane corners him and gets his focus back. Chad steps onto the apron, Justin starts things for BFE. The bell rings and the match begins.
Justin and Zane circle, Zane raises his arm for a test of strength and Justin raises the opposite arm. Zane changes and Justin changes. Zane changes, Justin changes. Zane changes, Justin changes. Finally Zane gets frustrated and walks away and kicks the bottom rope in frustration. Chad calls Zane and Zane walks over and tags Chad into the match.
Chad comes into the ring and he and Justin lock up. Chad grabs an arm wringer, but Justin quickly reverses it. Justin points to the crowd, then does some nifty pop and lock (arm worm? What the hell is that called?) which forces Chad to do it, annoying him further. Chad reverses the arm wringer, but Justin reverses it again and the same thing happens once again. Chad breaks the hold and storms around the ring while Justin just stands there looking at him.
Chad and Justin lock up again, this time Chad catches Justin with a knee to the gut and sends him to the ropes. They criss cross and Justin stops, but Chad keeps going. He bounces off the ropes once, twice, three times, four times, and finally, as he passes, he sees Justin standing there with his arms folded looking at him. Chad slows down and stops before he hits the ropes again, grabs the top rope and hangs his head while he tries to conceal his anger. Finally Chad looks up and starts clapping and turns around and points at Justin and claps some more. Justin smiles and thanks Chad, Chad offers his hand for a shake, Justin grabs his hand and Chad pulls him in to a short arm clothesline. The crowd now boos Chad mercilessly, but Chad ignores them and puts the boots to Justin. Zane is screaming for Chad to make the tag, Chad finally storms away from stomping Justin and tags Zane into the match.
Zane comes into the ring and pulls Justin to his feet and sends him to the ropes, Justin baseball slides between his legs and rolls to the BFE corner and tags in Bill. ABFD steps between the ropes and he and Zane lock up. Bill grabs a side head lock, but Zane sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Bill pops right to his feet and staggers back to the corner, Zane charges in, but Bill gets a boot up catching him on the jaw. As Zane staggers out of the corner, Bill lands a CLOTHESLINE, dropping Zane to the mat. Bill measures, as best he can, and drops a FALLING HEADBUTT right between Zane’s eyes. Bill covers, but Zane kicks out at two.
Bill gets to his feet and heads to the corner and climbs the ropes, but Zane gets to his feet first and runs to the corner and crotches him on the top rope, hooks him and brings him back to the ring with a SUPERPLEX! Zane floats over and covers, but Bill kicks out at two. Zane pulls Bill up and lands several hard chops, then sends Bill to the ropes and connects with a DROPKICK on the rebound! Zane motions for the BACKBREAKER and as Bill stands, Zane grabs him from behind and lifts him onto this shoulders, but Bill slips free, hits the ropes – tagging in Justin – then charges at Zane. Zane is ready, but Bill drops to the mat momentarily confusing Zane. He looks down, when he looks back up, Justin leaps off the top rope and tries a HIGH CROSS BODY BLOCK but Zane catches him! Bill crawls around behind Zane, and Zane trips over him, Justin lands on top and the referee hits the mat and counts, one, two, NO! Chad runs in and makes the save!
The match breaks down a bit and all four men fight. Somewhere in the melee Zane tags Chad back into the match. Bill clotheslines Zane over the top rope to the floor, while Justin ducks a clothesline attempt from Chad and dumps him over the top rope to the floor. BFE celebrates in the middle of the ring for a moment, much to the delight of the crowd. Neither seem to realize that Chad, not Zane, is the legal man. Ellie May is screaming at them from the outside, but they don’t notice.
Bill drops to his hands and knees next to the ropes, as Zane gets to his feet on the outside, Justin turns to hit the ropes, but Chad slides into the ring and DESTROYS Justin with a SUPERKICK to the jaw! The crowd boos the SHIT out of this. Bill tries to help, but from the outside Zane grabs his foot and pulls him to the floor and keeps him down. Chad rolls Justin over and covers, one, two, three. This one is over.
WINNERS in 15:55 - Texpress
After the match, Chad still looks quite annoyed at the whole thing. Zane traps him in the corner and gets him to focus and appears to have a few harsh words for him. Chad snarls, then suddenly something seems to come over him and he looks around at the crowd and at Zane with a shocked look on his face. Chad shoves Zane aside and walks to the middle of the ring where Bill is checking on Justin. Chad extends his arm to Justin and pulls him to his feet and they share a handshake and a hug of manly manliness. Chad turns and offers his hand to Bill as well, then he raises both BFE’s arms in victory and they all share knucklebumps. The crowd does a complete 180 and cheers the hell out of Chad. Finally, a genuine smile creeps across Chad’s face as he leaves the ring and heads to the back, slapping hands with the fans. One has to wonder though, what happens the next time we go to Canada?
ECOSYSTEM & CHRIS EVANS vs. SUICIDE KINGSEco and Evans are out first to a decidedly mixed reaction. Evans gets boos, Eco gets some cheers, but his recent teaming with Evans has certainly tempered that recently. They get to the ring and Eco gives Evans some last minute advice that Evans completely ignores. The Suicide Kings are announced next, and before Jason Allen and Joey Reyna even come out from the back, they are booed out of the building. Their music plays, but……nothing. The music starts over again and still nothing. Eco and Evans make their way to the middle of the ring and wait, but Eco suspects something is up and heads up the ramp, leaving Evans in the ring.
Just then, Allen and Reyna come through the crowd and hop the guard rail and slide into the ring and attack Evans from behind! They quickly take him to the mat and put the boots to him, Eco sees what is going on and races back toward the ring, but Allen POPS him with a SUPERKICK as he steps between the ropes! Eco falls to the floor, holding his face in pain. Allen leaves the ring and pulls Eco to his feet and SLAMS him face first into the ring post, then grabs a chain from his boot and wraps it around his fist and hammers Eco in the face until he is a bloody mess.
Inside the ring, Reyna pulls Evans to his feet and backs him into the corner and hammers him with punches and kicks. He whips Evans across the ring, but Evans puts his foot up and stops himself from hitting the corner, and turns around to charge at Reyna, but Joey darts out of the corner and leaps at Evans and KILLS him with a FLYING BOOT TO THE FACE! Reyna pulls Evans to the apron and grabs a front face lock, then SPIKES Evans onto the apron with a DDT! Chris rolls to the floor and doesn’t move.
Reyna charges around the ring and helps Allen BRUTALIZE Eco. They hammer the OOWF founder with punches and kicks, then Reyna lifts him and slams him down onto the guard rail crotch first, Eco howls in pain, but the worst is yet to come. Reyna and Allen grabs chairs and KILL Eco with a CON-CHAIR-TO! Eco slowly falls off the guardrail, but his foot gets caught as he falls, so he ends up hanging on the guardrail, unconscious and bleeding like some World War I soldier hung up on the barbed wire.
Reyna and Allen turn their attention back to Evans. Allen pulls Evans up and rolls him under the bottom rope back into the ring. He grabs Evans from behind and tries a German suplex, but Evans tries to block it, so Reyna comes in and KILLS him with a SPINNING BACK FIST to the side of the head! Allen dumps Evans to the mat, dropping him right on the back of his head. Allen covers Evans, but somehow Chris kicks out at two.
Allen makes the tag to Reyna, and he comes in and waits for Evans to pull himself to his feet, then sweeps his legs from beneath him and hits the ropes and lands a rolling senton splash, keeps rolling to the corner and springs to the middle rope and lands a MOONSAULT onto Evans. He hooks the leg, but once again Evans kicks out at two.
Reyna snarls in anger and pulls Chris to his feet and nearly breaks his neck with a HANGMAN’S NECK BREAKER. He tags in Allen and they motion for a SPIKE PILEDRIVER! Reyna sets Evans up and Allen climbs to the middle rope. Just as Allen leaps, Evans lifts Reyna up and backdrops him, Allen catches his partner in mid-air and falls to the mat with him, essentially PILEDRIVING REYNA! Joey rolls out of the ring and falls to the floor and doesn’t move. Allen gets to his feet and stares in disbelief at what just happened. He turns around and Evans is on his feet and Chris lands a SPINNING HEEL KICK that drives Allen into the corner. Evans charges in and hits a HIGH KNEE TO THE FACE that drops Allen to the mat.
Chris falls to the mat and begins to crawl toward his corner, he sees Eco is not there, then gets to one knee and sees that officials are trying to free a bloody Eco from the guardrail. Evans gets to his feet and never sees Allen, who now has a chair, coming. He WARPS the chair on Evans head and Chris collapses to the mat, possibly out cold. The referee, who has let a lot slide, is not going to let that go, and he immediately calls for the bell.
WINNERS in 10:54 by disqualification – Chris Evans & Ecosystem
Allen is not done though, he grabs Evans and throws him over the top rope to the floor and follows him out. He grabs another chair and hammers Evans on the back and back of the head, then drags him to a table set up under the stage. He lifts Evans for a suplex, and brings him straight down on a chair BRAINBUSTER! Allen gets up and starts swinging at staff that is trying to stop the onslaught. He rolls Evans onto the table, then climbs onto the ramp and walks to the top of the stage and looks down at Evans. Allen walks behind the curtain and comes out with an impossibly tall ladder and sets it up, grabs yet another chair and starts climbing. He gets to the very top and raises the chair in the air and steadies himself…….just then the MASKED MAN IN BLACK runs out from the back and starts rocking the ladder!
Allen screams at the masked man, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? He throws the chair at him, but the masked man easily avoids it and starts tipping the ladder. Allen yells in fear and falls off the ladder, Evans rolls off the table and Allen falls, catching SOME of the table, but mostly hitting the concrete floor! The crowd goes silent, wondering if they just saw a man die. Evans waves to the back, and medics race from the back and start working on Allen. The masked man remains for a moment, then turns and walks away without so much as a second glance. Allen is quickly loaded onto a stretcher, Reyna gets there and sees his friend in seriously bad shape and looks at Evans……then shakes his head sadly and walks away. We will try to update Jason Allen’s status as it becomes available.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. DANNY TAYLORAlexander Darling is announced first and makes his way to the ring. Alex manages to acknowledge the fans, but not with his usual fervor. He climbs into the ring and sits on top of the turnbuckles with his hands in his pockets, hood still up. Danny Taylor is announced next and he comes to the ring to a thunderous ovation from the crowd. Danny and Vic make their way to the ring, Danny steps between the ropes and moves right to the middle of the ring and extends his hand. Alex slowly jumps off the turnbuckle, finally takes down his hood and shakes Danny’s hand, then immediately turns his back on him and moves to the corner to take off his hoodie and wait for the bell. Danny gives him an odd look and doesn’t move.
The bell rings and they lock up in the middle of the ring. Alex grabs an arm wringer, but Danny quickly reverses it to a hammerlock and Alex walks to the ropes and breaks it. Danny releases and they lock up again, this time Alex takes Danny to the mat with a side head lock. Taylor quickly works to his feet and lifts Alex in the air and hits an ATOMIC DROP. Alex winces in pain then runs toward the ropes and tries a shoulder block, but Danny squares himself and drops Darling to the mat. As Alex gets to his feet, Danny hits the ropes and charges, trying for a clothesline, but Alex ducks the clothesline and hooks his arm, floats over and PLANTS him with a DDT! Alex covers, but Danny kicks out at one.
Alex pulls Taylor to his feet and hooks him for a suplex, but then spins him to the mat with a spinning neck breaker! Alex runs to the ropes and springs off the middle rope and tries a MOONSAULYT, but Danny rolls out of the way. Alex lands on his feet, and as Danny gets to one knee, Alex nails him with a drop kick to the face that sends Danny under the bottom rope to the apron.
Alex steps onto the apron and waits for Taylor to get up, Alex charges down the apron, Danny sees him and hops off the apron and Alex SLAMS into the ringpost chest first. As he staggers backward, Danny grabs him on his shoulders, TORTURE RACK, then falls to his backside, jolting Alex off his shoulders to the floor! Danny grabs the small of his back in pain, then pulls Alex up and rolls him under the bottom rope into the ring. Danny slides in after Alex and cradles him for the pin, but Alex rolls his shoulder at two.
Danny pulls Alex to his feet and traps him in an ABDOMINAL STRETCH. Alex howls in pain but immediately sets about reversing it. Danny realizes the hold is starting to slip, so he breaks the hold and grabs Alex in a hammerlock, then lifts him in a FLYING CHICKEN WING! Alex howls in pain, but manages to push off the bottom rope sending he and Danny staggering backward. Danny drops Alex, and Alex can’t move his arm fast enough, he lands flat on his back with his am pinned beneath him. A look of pain crosses Alex’s face and he grabs his shoulder.
Danny immediately looks concerned, and starts to lean in and ask Alex if he is ok, but then he seems to remember something, maybe Evans pulling the same stunt and small packaging him for a win, so Danny backs off and lets Alex get to his feet. As Alex stands Danny grabs him from behind and dumps him to the mat and grabs a side head lock Alex rolls Danny over and gets a two count, but Taylor manages to get his shoulders off the mat just in time. Alex works to his feet and backs Danny into the corner and lights him up with some chops, then whips him to the opposite corner and charges in, but Danny gets a big boot up and catches Alex on the jaw. As Alex staggers backward, Danny climbs to the middle rope and leaps at Alex and takes him to the mat with a FLYING CLOTHESLINE.
Danny pulls Alex to his feet and kicks him in the gut and takes him over with a PUMP HANDLE SUPLEX. Danny covers again, but once again Alex kicks out at two. Danny pulls Alex up once again and whips him to the ropes, but he lowers his head a moment too soon and Darling catches him with a kick to the face, then hits the ropes and nails Danny with a running, spinning forearm to the jaw that rocks the big man back on his heels. Darling slips behind Danny and takes him to the mat with a SIDE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP. Alex covers, but Danny kicks out at two.
Darling pulls Danny to his feet and whips him HARD into the corner, Danny hits sternum first and staggers backward, Alex charges in and lands a back elbow to the back of Danny’s head. Alex hooks Danny and goes for the DARK DARLING RISING! He hits the BRAINBUSTA, lands the CURB STOMP then climbs the ropes goes for the PHOENIX SPLASH, but Danny gets his knees up, catching Alex right on the jaw!
Alex staggers around the ring for a moment holding his jaw, Danny gets up and lands a kick to the gut, then hits the DYNAMITE DROP! Danny rolls Alex over and covers him, hooking the leg hard, one…..two…….three? Danny looks a little surprised that Alex didn’t kick out.
WINNER in 18:02 – Danny Taylor
After the match, Alex slowly gets to his feet. Danny looks at him with a strange look and starts to leave the ring when Alex reaches between the ropes and asks for a mic
wait……..wait. Danny……Vic…….wait. Before you go, I have something to say…..<Alex gets to his feet and takes a deep breath and looks around at the crowd>
For a long time, I was the one. I was the bulwark between people like the Five, the New Guard, the Saints, the Kings………..and everyone else. They had to get through me first. I never intended it to be that way…….when the Five made me their target night after night after night, it just sort of fell on me. I refused to give up, and somehow………somehow Alexander Darling became the face of the OOWF. Now, that is not to say I was the one who would always fight the fairest, or always say the right things, but when there was a war to be fought, I was leading the charge.
Now…..that takes a toll. It wears you down. I had the struggle of trying to do good, while every single impulse in my body told me to skin those assholes alive. But you……….<Danny raises his eyebrow and gives Alex a funny look>
……..you are the one. This <pointing to the back and the audience> this is all yours now. You are the Gatekeeper. You are the Bulwark……….you……..are the OOWF<Danny looks confused and sad at the same time, the crowd picks up on what Alex is saying and starts a PLEASE DON’T GO! PLEASE DON’T GO chant>
I don’t know what the future holds……well, that’s not true, I do, at least some of it. What I am certain about is this, the OOWF needs you Danny. They need you to lead them. I tested you as best I could with our best of seven. I took you to hell trying to get you to break and go against your principles. I had to know how you would hold up should the Saints or Kings, or whatever comes next, targets you. You didn’t bend. You didn’t break. You sir, are what these people need. The rock of the OOWF. People underestimate you in this ring, but you are the real deal. Danny………Vic………take care of this place<Alex shakes hands with Vic, then looks at Danny who almost seems to have tears in his eyes. Alex reaches out and shakes Danny’s hand, then pulls him in for a manly hug of manly manliness. The crowd erupts and the PLEASE DON’T GO chants get even louder. Alex breaks the hold and falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring and walks to the back without looking back>
SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. MURPHY’S LAW – Taipei Fence MatchThis will no doubt be a scientific masterpiece! Ok, perhaps not. Ambulances are on standby for this one. The cage has been built and the Saints of Sinners are announced first. As Laser Cannon Death Sentence plays Moose and Chloe make their way to the ring, and get the ever loving shit booed out of them. Neither seem to pay the slightest bit of attention to it though. Moose steps right into the ring and grabs the barbed wire and starts shaking the fence, loosening it up a bit. Meanwhile Chloe walks around the ring looking at the wood and wire with an evil smirk on her face. She steps into the ring as the Murphy’s are announced.
DK and Daniella Murphy come out to the top of the ramp and head to the ring. Their feud with the Saint’s has been intense and the fans love them for standing up to Moose and Chloe. DK and Dee slap hands as they walk down the ramp, but their entire focus is on the Saints. Dee and DK bump knuckles and just before they step into the ring, they point to ringside, where we see Outback Jack and Gatorbait sitting in the crowd. The crowd roars for the two OOWF legends. Dee and DK storm the ring and the fight is ON!
Moose and DK charge at one another and begin throwing haymakers and are soon slamming one another into the barbed wire. Chloe and Dee walk to the middle of the ring and slowly circle one another. Chloe motions to Dee’s arm, then makes the crying gesture. Dee smirks and her eyes roll back into her head for a moment and Jack of the Hinterlands responds with a straight punch to Chloe’s nose that draws blood!
As Chloe staggers away, Dee grabs her by the hair and slams her face into the barbed wire and rakes it back and forth. Chloe bellows with rage and pain and manages to reach back and grab Dee’s head and soon enough she is against the cage. Chloe lands several hard forearms to Dee’s chest, but Daniella shoves her away and connects with a kick to the gut that doubles Chloe over. Daniella lands scissors kick to the back of Chloe’s head that drops her to the mat.
Across the ring, Moose and DK are already bleeding buckets, the glass on their fists leaves long bloody cuts across their chests. Moose rakes DK’s eyes across the back of his hand, then sends DK to the ropes and lands a BUISAKU KNEE to the face that sends DK staggering back toward the cage. Moose bounds off the ropes and tries another buisaku knee, but DK moves out of the way and Moose slams into the cage! Jack falls between the ropes and barbed wire and gets tangled up. DK grabs Moose by the hair and repeatedly punches him in the face, then hooks him in a front face lock and suplexes him over the rope and drops him to the mat. As DK pulled Moose off the barbs, it tears the holy SHIT out of Moose leaving long jagged cuts all over his body. Moose rolls to the corner and tries to regroup.
While Jack lies there bleeding, DK turns his attention to Chloe and Daniella. They pull Chloe to her feet and send her to the ropes and both lower their heads for a double back drop, but Chloe catches Daniella with a kick to the jaw that stands her up, then nearly decapitates her with a clothesline. DK tries to grab her but Chloe slips behind him and grabs DK by the head and hits repeated headbutts to the back of DK’s head. Chloe backs toward the ropes, then grabs DK from behind and hits a BACKDROP DRIVER that sends Murphy into the fence, getting him tangled in the barbed wire.
Chloe grabs Daniella and pulls her up and rakes her face on the barbed wire until she is a bloody mess, then shoves her into the corner and charges in and nails her with an elbow to the side of the head. Daniella slumps to the mat, Chloe continues the onslaught with kicks and more punches, then lunges at Daniella and wraps her hands around her throat. Daniella gasps for air, and it looks like Chloe just might choke her to death. Daniella reaches up to the cage and tears off a strand of barbed wire and rakes it across Chloe’s face, Chloe howls in pain but doesn’t let go, Daniella finally forces the break when she tries to dig the barbed wire into Chloe’s eye. Chloe crawls across the ring holding her eye and screaming in pain.
Chloe’s cries of pain snaps Moose back to reality. He gets to his feet in the corner and charges across the ring and nails Daniella with a right cross as she gets to her feet, then scoops her up and ties her in the tree of woe. Moose walks across the ring and helps Chloe to her feet, her eye is closed and blood is POURING from it. Moose snarls and turns to the helpless Daniella. He starts to charge across the ring, but Murphy is free from the barbed wire and cuts Moose off with a RIGHT HOOK FROM HELL! Jack drops like he’s been SHOT. Chloe grabs Murphy from behind and hits a LUNGBLOWER! All four are down and bleeding badly, well, Dee is still hanging in the corner.
The referee starts a ten count, as he does, Power comes out from the back with her half of the OOWF World tag team title over her shoulder. She slowly walks to the ring and stares at Chloe as Chloe slowly gets to her feet. Chloe sees Power and lunges at her, the two go nose to nose with only barbed wire separating them. Power says something and Chloe spits a mouth full of blood in her face and laughs maniacally.
In the corner, Daniella finally frees herself and falls to the mat. Moose and Murphy are hammering one another with punches to the face, they both stagger to the corner and start to climb the turnbuckles, still pummeling one another. Moose and DK grab the roof of the cage with one hand and use the other to try and shove each other off the top rope into the side of the cage. Moose is getting the worse of the exchange and is about to fall when he grabs the scalpel from his boot and slashes at DK. Murphy avoids most of it, but gets a nice slice across the chest. He grabs Moose by the throat as he falls backward and pulls Moose with him into the side of the cage, which bends, but does not break, essentially trapping them in a cocoon of barbed wire and broken wood.
Meanwhile at the side of the cage, Chloe is laughing maniacally at Power as Power calmly wipes the blood from her face. Chloe has her face pressed against the barbed wire and is taunting her sister, Power has had enough, she takes the title and SLAMS Chloe in the face with it! Chloe staggers off the fence and walks right into Daniella, Daniella kicks her in the gut, sets her up and hits the CHOMP! Daniella is not done though, she pulls a dazed Chloe up and hits ANOTHER Chomp! THEN A THIRD! CHLOE IS OUT COLD! Daniella drags herself to Chloe and drapes an arm across her chest, Moose yells for Chloe to kick out, but she cannot and the referee counts one…..two…..three.
WINNERS in 23:31 – Murphy’s Law
Power smirks and looks satisfied. She drapes the title across her shoulder and turns and skips away happily.
Russ: Folks, this next match has been building since February: Matt Folz VS Christian Carter in a Last Man Standing Match with Matt's career on the line.<We cut to a video package showing the highlights of this feud.>
Christian stealing Matt's World Championship:
natecorbitt.proboards.com/post/239805The attack on Jaime:
natecorbitt.proboards.com/post/240233Matt's Return:
natecorbitt.proboards.com/post/240439Matt Trashing The Kings Locker Room:
natecorbitt.proboards.com/post/241756Folz putting his career on the line:
natecorbitt.proboards.com/post/241806And finally Carter accepting:
natecorbitt.proboards.com/post/241876<Cut back to Russ and Razz at the announcer's table.>
Razz: I've been somewhat friendly with Matt since he started here. But today when I went to wish him good luck, it was like he didn't even see me. I don't think I've ever seen someone so focused on a match.
Russ: That makes sense, his career is on the line tonight.
Razz: I think it's more than that though, I think he's completely focused on inflecting as much pain on Carter as humanly possible.
Russ: I know we're ready, the fans are ready, let's head down to the ring.CHRISTIAN CARTER vs. MATT FOLZ – Last Man Standing MatchSenior official Angelo Barros is the one assigned to this match, pray for the poor bastard. "Soulfire" By 12 Stones plays and the crowd boos as Christian Carter starts walking down towards the ring. Those boos quickly turn to cheers as Matt Folz jumps him from behind. Folz clubs him down with a forearm to the back as the bell rings. Carter stumbles up to his feet, only to be met with hard chops from Folz. Folz quickly hits a swinging neckbreaker and then a beautiful brain buster. As Barros starts the first count of the match, Folz grabs a chair from under the ring. Carter's up by 5 and Folz doubles him over by jamming the chair into his gut. Folz throws the chair down and looks for an Angle Slam onto the chair, but Carter wiggles out of it. Carter tries a wild punch, Folz easily ducks, slips behind Carter and hits a German Suplex that drives Carter's head and neck hard into the ring apron. Folz picks up the chair and tries a home run swing, Carter ducks, kicks Folz and nails a DDT onto the chair.
Carter picks up the chair and starts wearing Folz out with it, nailing 5 hard shots to Folz's back and ribs. He follows that up by ramming Folz's back into the ring apron. Carter nails a quick snap suplex and demands that Barros begins to count. Folz is up at 6, and Carter is right on him dragging him over and then dropping him throat first onto the guard rail. A Carter enziguiri to the back of Folz's head sends him over the railing into the crowd. Carter hops over the guard rail and follows Folz as they begin to brawl in the crowd. Carter nailing huge right hands, Folz answering with shots of his own that back Carter up a bit. Barros following as they continue to do this until they're about 20 rows up.
Razz: I don't like the looks of this Russ.
Russ: Me either, if either of them falls from there it could be devastating.Before anything happens, Alexander Darling walks to the ring, dressed in street clothes. He doesn’t say a word, but takes a seat at the announce table
Russ: To what do we owe the pleasure Mr. Darling
AD: <silence>
Razz: Come to shed some light on your comments to Danny earlier tonight?
AD: <silence>
Razz: Ok then…….As if on cue Carter nails a low blow and then picks Folz up in a Gorilla Press. He smirks as he launces Folz 10 rows down and then watches as Folz's head bounces off the steps as he rolls another 10 rows down while the crowd quickly scrambles out of the way.
Russ: By Gawd, Someone stop the damn match!
Razz: I've never seen anthing like that before Russ.It takes a shocked Barros a few seconds to react to what he's seen before Carter shoves him and orders him to go down and make a count. That few seconds might have saved Folz as he's up at 9.9999. Carter is incredulous, but the match continues. Carter charges and Folz backdrops him over the rail back out onto the floor. Folz is clearly not 100 % as he follows. Folz hits Carter with a Belly to back suplex on the concrete that gets an 8 count. Folz picks up the discarded chair and absolutely nails Carter with it, busting him open. Folz sets up for an Angle Slam, but Carter thumbs him in the eyes and then rams his head into the ringpost. Both men are now bleeding. Carter rolls Folz into the ring for the first time all match and hits a spinebuster. Carter smiles and picks Folz up and hits a FALL FROM GRACE! Carter mockingly waves goodbye as Barros begins what should be an academic 10 count.......except Folz again somehow beats the count.
Russ: What in the hell is keeping him up Razz?
Razz: Instinct....and pure hatred of Christian Carter.Carter is pissed now and wondering what's going to put Folz away. He slams Folz down in the middle of the ring and heads up top looking for a moonsault. Folz somehow drags himself to his feet and crotches Carter on the top rope. Folz climbs up and nails Carter with a Lambeau Leap! (Top rope Angle Slam) Folz uses the ropes to help himself up as Barros starts the count on Carter. Carter's up at 9 and now it's Folz's turn to shoot Barros a "You've got to be fucking kidding me" look. Brainbuster and a Jackhammer get a 7 and an 8 count for Folz respectively. Folz picks Carter up and hits a Stungun, then slides out of the ring and picks up two chairs.
Razz: We all know what he's going to do, we've seen this before.Folz slides on chair under Carter's head and then picks up the other one.... CON-CHAIR-TO! Folz leans against the ropes exhausted as the count begins and again Carter is up at 9.
Russ: You have to wonder how much either of these two have left, both have lost a lot of blood now.Folz goes to pick Carter up by the hair but Carter hits a low blow. Carter then whips Folz chest first into the turnbuckle. Carter slides outside, reaches under the ring and grabs a ladder. He slides it into the ring, sets it up in the corner and then hits Folz with an elbow drop. He drags Folz to the middle of the ring, climbs the turnbuckle in the corner where the ladder is and leaps off, riding the ladder down and driving it right into Folz's ribs. Carter stands and demands another count, Folz again is up just a millisecond before 10. Carter sets up for another Fall from Grace, Folz reverses and hits an Angle Slam onto the ladder! Folz can't believe it when Carter beats the count. Folz hits a short clothesline and then drags Carter back to the outside and sends him into the steps. He drags Carter over and bangs his head off of the Peruvian Announce Table. He pulls a monitor off and smashes Carter with it. Folz slides back into the ring and opens the ladder up in the corner as Carter is again up at 9. He slides back outside and hits a lariat, then places Carter onto the table. Folz heads back into the ring and starts climbing the ladder. Folz leaps off and hits a FROG SPLASH OFF THE LADDER ONTO CARTER THROUGH THE PERUVIAN ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!! The crowd goes silent for a moment, then starts a very appropriate "Holy Shit" chant.
Russ: Holy Mother of God! What in the hell did we just witness!!
Razz: I think BOTH of their careers might be over there.The crowd stirs and begins booing loudly. Eric O’Mac walks to the ring carrying a sledgehammer on his shoulder
Russ: What the HELL is he doing here? All WWE officials are banned from the arena! What the HELL is going on here?Eric comes to the announce table and looks Alex dead in the eyes, then slowly hands him the autographed sledgehammer and pats Alex on the back. Alex smiles and slides under the bottom rope into the ring. Eric distracts the referee, and as Carter slowly pulls himself to his feet, Darling BLASTS him between the eyes with the sledgehammer, sending him back to the mat. He turns to Folz next and waits for Matt to pull himself up, then lands a shot right between Matt’s eyes! Darling stands over Folz and looks down at him with a sneer of contempt on his face. He repeatedly drives the sledgehammer down onto Folz’s sternum until Matt is coughing up blood. During all this Alexis Darling has raced to the ring and slides in and grabs Alex from behind and spins him around, Alex turns around and swings the sledgehammer, stopping just inches from Lexie’s head. Lexie’s eyes go wide. Alex drops the sledge to his side and flips Lexie off, then sees Carter pulling himself up once again and clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor, then walks up the ramp a bit. Stops, turns around and pulls a mic from his pocket.
You two think you can just take MY spot. In MY place of business. That you can go around and try to be the NEXT Alexander Darling while the original and best version is still here. You want to try and end each others careers? You want to be the best? Well, here's the deal...get your fucking heads out of your asses because I am the best and I have the only career that matters. You want to end someone...try and end me at Hell on Earth. But make sure you're both willing to pay the price. Sacrifice is the new name of the game. I am Alexander Darling and well, I'm the new FACE of the company.Barros turns his attention back to the ring and sees neither man is moving. Folz lies in the middle of the ring while Carter remains on the floor. Barros starts counting both men out. Carter's not moving at all, Folz barely starts stirring at 7... 8... 9......Folz just makes it to his feet.....10. The bell rings and Carter is out as Folz collapses again in severe pain.
WINNER in 25:45 Matt Folz
Russ: What a performance by both these men, Folz was up at 10 but down again at 11. He wins this match by one second.
Razz: That was one of the damndest matches I've ever seen Russ. Matt Folz pulled out the victory but neither one of them looks much like a winner right now.EMT's come out to tend to both men as Folz's music plays.
RORY ALBRIGHT vs. LD WILLIAMS – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchLD Williams is out first, and the Christmas Island crowd gives the OOWF veteran a nice ovation. Williams looks around as he steps onto the apron and wipes his boots off, then steps between the ropes and waits in the corner. The OOWF Onslaught Champion Rory Albright is announced and comes out to the top of the ramp, then points to the back and out comes Carrie Weiss, wearing the Onslaught championship and little else. The crowd cheers Weiss’ lack of clothing. Albright laughs at them and heads to the ring, He steps between the ropes and takes the title from around Weiss’ waist and lays it on the mat, then points to LD, points to the belt, then points to himself.
LD looks amused. Having seen it all, he is not going to be shaken by a brash rookie. LD slowly walks to the middle of the ring and looks at Carrie, looks at Albright then looks at the title lying on the mat and simply extends his hand. Albright gives him an odd look, then slowly reaches out and shakes LD’s hand, then pulls him close and whispers something to Williams, from the bemused look on LD’s face, it is no doubt a thread. Williams backs off, the ref calls for the bell and the onslaught championship match us underway.
The two move to the middle of the ring and lock up. LD slides behind Rory and takes him to the mat. Albright tries to roll free, but LD stays on top of him and keeps him on the mat. Albright reaches back and tries to knock LD off his back, but LD catches his arm and pins it against his back, then grabs his free arm and traps that one too and spins around and suddenly Rory finds himself trapped in the RINGS OF SATURN! Albright howls in pain and quickly works around to get his foot on the bottom rope forcing the break. As LD breaks the hold he feather dusts the back of Albright’s head. Rory rolls under the bottom rope and storms around ringside. Weiss races around the ring and calms him down with a long deep kiss.
Rory Albright has used his first rope breakAfter the kiss, Rory seems to have a renewed sense of confidence. He hops back onto the apron and forces the ref to get LD back. Rory steps between the ropes and he and LD move to lock up again, Rory catches him with a knee to the guy doubling LD over, then hits the ropes and charges, but LD takes him to the mat with a drop toe hold and grabs a hammer lock. Rory howls in pain but doesn’t go for the ropes. Instead he fights back to his feet and backs LD into the corner. The referee calls for a clean break, and LD releases the hold, Rory looks like he is going to, then catches LD with an elbow to the side of the head.
Albright grabs LD and lands another knee to the gut then drops an elbow to the back of Williams head that drives him to the mat. This time Albright grabs a hammer lock on Williams. LD fights to a sitting position. As Williams stands and tries to back Albright into the corner forcing the break Rory releases the hold and hammers LD with forearms to the back of the head, then hits the ropes and takes LD to the mat with a flying clothesline. Rory covers Williams, but LD kicks out at two.
Albright rolls LD over and drives several knees into the small of his back, then grabs a chin lock, pulling back hard on Williams head. To add to the pain, Albright repeatedly crossfaces LD, then breaks the hold, slams LD’s face to the mat, jumps to his feet and drops a leg across the back of LD’s skull. He rolls LD over and covers again, but once again Williams kicks out.
Rory pulls Williams to his feet and lands a few chops, but this only seems to annoy LD as he responds with several chops of his own, backing Albright across the ring. Williams takes a few steps back and charges at Albright, but Rory catches him and lands SNAKE EYES on the turnbuckle! LD’s head snaps back and he hits the mat hard. Albright rolls him up, but LD kicks out at two. When LD kicks out, Albright keeps hold of his leg and quickly traps Williams in a FIGURE FOUR! LD tries to reverse the hold, but Albright keeps turning it back. Finally LD gets to the ropes and grabs the bottom rope forcing the break.
LD Williams has used his first rope breakLD rolls under the bottom rope to the floor, but as soon as he stands up, Rory dashes across the ring and dives between the ropes and slams into LD sending him into the guardrail back first. LD falls to the floor grabbing his back. He slams his fist against the concrete in pain. Albright picks him up, scoops him up and slams him back first into the guardrail, then spins him around into a SITOUT SLAM right on the concrete. LD howls in pain, Rory pulls him up and rolls him under the bottom rope and covers, but LD manages to roll his shoulder at two.
The match continues on at a furious pace. Both men use their rope breaks, and during one particularly heated exchange, each one racks up two referee warnings each. The end nearly comes when Rory tries for a POWERBOMB, but LD slips over his shoulder and rocks him with a EUROPEAN UPPERCUT, then knees him in the gut, lifts him and PLANTS him with a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! Albright kicks out just before the three count and rolls to the corner where Carrie Weiss encourages him. LD keeps an eye on Albright and gets to one knee in the middle of the ring and waits.
Rory struggles to his feet in the corner and LD charges in and leaps, trying for a flying forearm to the face, but Albright moves out of the way and LD lands on the middle rope and slams chest first into the turnbuckle. Rory grabs him from behind and hits a DRAGON SUPLEX OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE! Albright bridges hard, the referee hits the mat, one…..two…..THREE! Albright retains!
WINNER in 14:23 – Rory Albright
After the bell, Williams slowly gets to his feet. Weiss hands Albright the title and Rory moves to the middle of the ring and offers his hand to Williams. The crowd cheers the gesture. Williams walks up to Albright and shakes his hand…….then pulls him in and hits a CANADIAN DESTROYER! Weiss screams in anger, LD picks up the Onslaught title and looks at it, then lays it across Albright’s chest, he bends over and whispers something to Albright, the camera is close enough to pick it up……..Don’t………Trust……..Anyone. LD smirks and walks away, to a much less enthusiastic crowd reaction.
STRENGTH IN SILENCE vs. CRASH & BURN – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchCrash & Burn’s music hits and Miranda and Tommy sprint to the ring and slide under the bottom rope. They head to opposite corners and play to the crowd, then back flip off the ropes and high five one another while the crowd roars their approval. Strength in Silence is announced next and Power, Tuska, Sunny and Spider make their way to the ring. Spider is a little banged up from his match, but still looks around in wonder as the fans cheer for Tuska, the Silent Killer and Power. Sunny kind of looks like she would rather be anywhere else but there as they all make their way to the ring.
Tuska and Power step between the ropes and walk up to Miranda and Tommy and they all shake hands. The referee takes the titles and holds them up in the air, he calls for the bell and the tag title match is officially underway!
Tuska and Wilder lock up, Tommy breaks the lock up and tries a high spinning heel kick, but Tuska ducks under it and tries to sweep the legs, but Wilder jumps over the sweep. As Tuska gets back to his feet, Wilder leaps into the air and takes him over with a HURRACARANA, but Shane pops back up. Wilder tries a clothesline, but Tuska takes him down with a deep arm drag. Wilder gets to his feet in the corner and charges at Tuska, but Shane side steps and pushes Wilder toward the corner and follows him. Tommy scales the turnbuckles and back flips over a charging Tuska, Shane doesn’t slow down at all, he scales the turnbuckles and turns and leaps at Wilder connecting with a cross body block for a one count.
Both men quickly spin to their feet and the crowd roars their approval. Wilder darts in and monkey flips Tuska, but Shane lands on his feet and hits the ropes. Tommy leaprfrogs over Tuska as Shane baseball slides between his legs. Tuska pops to his feet, Tommy spins around and tries to duck a clothesline by doing the matrix thing, but Shane puts on the brakes and sweeps Tommy’s feet from under him, then drops an elbow across his chest and covers for another one count.
Tuska pulls Wilder up and lands a snap suplex, then pulls him right back up before walking to the corner and tagging in Power. Tuska lifts Wilder again and slingshots him off the top rope. As they hit the mat, Power leaps off the top rope and connects with a FLYING ELBOW across Tommy’s chest! Power covers, but Wilder shows his resilience and kicks out at two.
Power pulls Wilder to his feet and whips him to the ropes, but holds on and pulls Tommy back into a bearhug, then a RELEASE OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Wilder flies across the ring, then predictably crashes and burns on the landing. Power waits for Wilder to get to his feet then clotheslines him to the mat. Power points to Tuska, and Tuska gets his foot on the turnbuckle, Power throws Wilder toward that corner and he slams face first into Tuska’s boot. As he staggers backward, Power grabs him for a BACKDROP DRIVER, but Wilder flips over Powers shoulder and lands on his feet, when Power turns around, Tommy hits her with a Pele Kick that drops her to one knee. Tommy hits the ropes and takes Power to the mat with a SHINING WIZARD, then he rolls toward his corner and finally makes the tag to Miranda.
Miranda charges into the ring and grabs Power in a MAGHISTRAL CRADLE for a two count. Power is quickly to her feet, but Miranda is a little faster and she is up first. Miranda catches Power on the knee with a low drop kick that drops her back to the mat. Miranda hits the ropes and lands a perfect drop kick to Miranda’s face, then pounces on her back and tries to lock in the MIRANDA RIGHTS, but Power fights the move with all she’s got.
Power manages to roll over, so Miranda begins HAMMERING her with forearms to the face trying for a tap out or referee stoppage. Power is kind of in a defenseless position here so she works around and gets her foot on the bottom rope forcing the break. Power rolls out of the ring and gets to her feet to regroup, Miranda charges toward the ropes and leaps over the top rope, but Power side steps and Miranda crashes to the floor HARD!
Power slides into the ring and waits in the middle of the ring. Miranda gets to her feet and begins climbing onto the apron at eight. Power walks over and stands on the middle rope, reaches down and grabs Miranda and DEADLIFT SUPLEXES her back into the ring! They crash to the mat and Power floats over and covers Miranda, but she kicks out at two.
The match continues back and forth for over thirty minutes. Each team scores multiple near falls, bringing the fans closer and closer to the edge of their seats. They get to the point where the fans are just roaring for everything they do in the ring. The end finally comes when Power and Wilder are in the ring together. Power makes a blind tag to Tuska, Wilder heads to the ropes and springs off the middle rope and tries a MOONSAULT, but Power runs after Tommy and ducks the move. Wilder lands on his feet and never sees Tuska behind him. Shane bounds off the ropes and KILLS Tommy with THE SILENCER!
Tuska quickly tags Power back into the match and she grabs Wilder and hits a SPINNING BUTTERFLY PILEDRIVER! Power covers, one……two……THREE! The champs retain!
WINNERS in 33:41 – Strength in Silence
After the match, Power and Tuska help Wilder to his feet. Miranda joins them and they all share handshakes and hugs. Just then, there is a commotion at the top of the ramp, and we see a bloody Chloe trying to break through a throng of security screaming at Power. Power smirks and walks to the ropes, steps onto the middle rope and holds up her half of the tag title, which nearly makes Chloe’s head explode. She starts throwing punches, but there are simply too many of them. Security finally subdues her and drags her to the back.
STANK vs. ALEXIS DARLING – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchAlexis is out first, she comes to the ring alone, which is somewhat surprising. The crowd boos the shit out of her, but she just sneers at them and makes her way to the ring, Alexis steps between the ropes and paces around the ring, you have to wonder how much her brothers actions and the injury to Jason Allen are weighing on her mind right now. Stank’s music plays and the big man makes his way to the ring, he also gets booed, but once again, like LD, it’s not quite as vicious as it once had been. Are the people actually beginning to GASP
respect Stank? Anyway, the champ steps between the ropes and looks at his long time rival. Stank certainly has the size and strength advantage, while Alexis has the speed and high flying advantage. The referee takes the IC title and holds it up in the air, calls for the bell, and this match is ready to go!
They move to lock up, but Lexie isn’t having any of that. She rakes Stank’s eyes sending the big man staggering around the ring howling in pain. Alexis bounds off the ropes and CHOP BLOCKS Stank’s oft-injured and surgically repaired knee sending the big man to the mat. Lexie immediately grabs his leg and drops several elbows on his knee, then pins it to the mat, leaps into the air and drops a knee right across the side of his knee, drawing more howls of pain from Stank.
Lexie takes Stank’s leg and repeatedly applies and reapplies an Indian Death Lock, trying for a submission. Stank tries scooting to the ropes, but Lexie stops now and then and pulls him back to the middle of the ring. Finally she reaches for his other leg and tries for a FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK, but Stank uses his free leg to repeatedly kick Lexie in the face.
Lexie staggers across the ring shaking her head. Stank uses the ropes to get to his feet, Lexie charges at him, but Stank backdrops her over the top rope. Alexis lands on her feet outside the ring and reaches in and grabs Stank’s foot pulling him to the mat. She drags him to the corner and repeatedly slams his leg against the ring post. Lexie keeps hold of Stank’s leg and applies a POST FIGURE FOUR! Stank howls in pain, the referee just starts counting. When he gets to five, just before he calls for the bell, Alexis breaks the hold and slides back into the ring where Stank is lying in a fetal position holding his knee.
Alexis climbs to the top rope and leaps, dropping another knee down across Stank’s knee, it appears Alexis has picked out her body part, that’s for sure. She covers Stank, but Stank kicks out at two. With some effort, Alexis drags Stank to the middle of the ring and sets him up for the MONEY CLIP, but when she tries to thread the legs, Stank grabs her leg and quickly rolls, dropping Alexis to the mat. Stank keeps hold of her leg and sits up then sits back, trapping her in a SINGLE LEG CRAB! Alexis claws at the ring and finally reaches out and grabs the bottom rope forcing the break.
Stank gets to his feet and stands in the corner, trying to flex his knee. Alexis gets to her feet and charges into the corner and lands a HARD back elbow to Stank’s jaw! She moves back to the middle of the ring and charges again and catches him with a forearm to the side of the head. She moves to the middle again and charges again and as she is in the air, Stank KILLS her with a BRUTAL forearm to the head of his own! Alexis falls to the mat like she has been shot. Stank limps out of the corner and drops an elbow across her chest and covers, but Alexis kicks out at two.
Stank pulls Alexis up and shoves her into the corner and unleashes a BARRAGE of chops and punches. Alexis tries to fight back, but Stank cuts that shit off by headbutting Alexis right between the eyes, dropping her to the mat. Stank moves to the middle of the ring, still limping a bit on that knee, then charges in and DESTROYS Alexis with a knee to the face. He grabs her legs and pulls her out of the corner and falls on her, one……two…….NO! Alexis kicks out at the last second!
Stank grabs Alexis’ head while she is on the mat and repeatedly slams it against the canvas until Alexis is limp as a rag doll. Stan pulls her to her feet and lifts her onto his shoulders for the STANK-U but Lexie snaps back into it and begins fighting it off with elbows to the side of Stank’s head. She slips off of Stank’s shoulders and knees him in the gut then PLANTS him on the mat with a DDT! Alexis head to the top rope, sets up and hits a PHOENIX SPLASH! She covers Stank, one…..two…..NO! Stank rolls his shoulder at two!
Lexie flips Stank over and grabs his arms and pulls back, plants her foot on the back of Stank’s skull…….BITCHKILLER! She rolls Stank over again, and once again goes to the top rope, and hits ANOTHER Phoenix Splash and covers Stank again, but once again Stank kicks out at two! Alexis slaps the mat in frustration and gets to her feet and corners the referee and threatens him, his family, and his family’s family. When she turns back around, Stank is back on his feet, Lexie charges, but Stank catches her lifts her on his shoulders and hits the STANK-U!
Stank crawls over to Lexie and covers, hooking the leg hard, one…..two……thre…..NO Christian Carter is in the ring with the Intercontinental title and he SLAMS it upside Stank’s head! Carter grabs Lexie and they retreat from the ring before Stank can get to his feet. As the champ slowly gets up and realizes what happens, the big man is NOT pleased. At ALL. He stares daggers into Lexie and Carter as they head up the ramp and disappear into the back.
WINNER by disqualification in 17:11 – Stank
GHOSTHEAD vs. STAN FULTON – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Steel Cage MatchStan Fulton is announced first and makes his way to the ring carrying Bloody Mary. He slowly circles the cage, then lays Bloody Mary down on the announce table and takes one last look at her before he steps into the cage. Ghosthead is announced next and the fans erupt. Ghost stares straight ahead, once he gets to the end of the ramp he stops and stares at the cage for a moment, the slightest hint of a smile creeps across his face, he climbs the stairs and steps into the cage and takes off his title and hands it to the referee never taking his eyes off of Fulton. The referee takes the title and holds it in the air, then hands it off to the announcers, the cage door is locked, the bell rings, and our world heavyweight title match is underway.
Ghost charges across the ring and nails Stan with a punch to the jaw that sends the big man back a few steps in the corner. Ghost continues the attack landing several hard rights and lefts to Fulton’s jaw, but Fulton fights back with shots of his own, then grabs Ghost by the head and slams him in the face with a HEADBUTT! Ghost staggers away from the corner and Fulton sends him to the ropes and catches him with a POWERSLAM on the rebound! Stan covers, but Ghost kicks out before the referee even gets down to the mat.
Stan pulls Ghost up and hits a SPINNING BACK FIST that catches Ghost right on the temple. The champ staggers and Stan lifts him in a press slam, calmly walks toward the cage and LAWN DARTS Ghost about half way up the steel! Ghost hits the steel hard and slides down the cage and lands between the ropes and the cage. Fulton charges in and hits a forearm across Ghost’s head that slams the back of his head against the cage. Fulton does this repeatedly, slamming Ghost’s head against the cage until the champ slumps to the mat. Fulton calmly walks down the apron and waits, as Ghost tries to crawl between the middle and top rope into the ring, Stan charges and connects with a knee right to the side of Ghost’s head. The champ collapses the mat and Stan grabs him and drags him to the middle of the ring, hits the ropes once again and lands a BANZAI SPLASH! Fulton covers, one, two……NO! Ghost kicks out at two!
Fulton pulls Ghost to his feet and slams him face first into the cage. Ghost staggers a bit, so Fulton grabs him and runs him into the next side, then the next, then the next. Ghost slumps to the mat and we see a little bit of blood dripping down his face. Stan grabs his head and tilts it back and drops several hard elbows down right on the cut, and suddenly there is considerably more blood pouring from Ghost’s head now. Fulton pulls Ghost to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound in a SLEEPER HOLD! This is a new tactic!
Ghost struggles, but Stan’s massive arms damn near make his head disappear. Ghost struggles, and starts to fade. The referee steps in and raises his arm, it drops once……..twice……..thre…….NO! Ghost stops it at the last possible second! He tries to fight the hold, he backs Stan into the corner but Fulton doesn’t release the hold. The referee starts the count, I guess you can get disqualified in a cage match? Finally Stan breaks the hold and shoves Ghost away from him, then charges out of the corner and takes him down with a clothesline to the back of the head. Ghost rolls onto his back trying to clear his mind, Stan hits the ropes and leaps, trying for the DROP LINE, but Ghost rolls out of the way at the last possible second and Stan catches nothing but mat!
Both men are down, Ghost rolls to the ropes and pulls himself to his feet and stands in the corner regaining his composure. As Fulton gets to his feet, holding his shoulder from the Drop Line Miss, Ghost runs to the ropes, springs off the middle rope and nails Stan with the EIDOLON! Fulton staggers backward and falls to the mat in the corner. Ghost gets to his feet and charges into the corner and slams his knee in Stan’s face. Ghost pulls Fulton up and repeatedly rakes his head across the steel. Howls of pain bellow from Fulton as the steel tears his skin.
To add to the misery, Ghost climbs the ropes and puts his foot on the back of Stan’s head and STOMPS it into the cage repeatedly. Ghost stands on the back of Fulton’s head, choking him on the top rope. He springs several times, then leaps in the air and drops a leg across the back of Stan’s head, guillotining him on the top rope. Ghost falls between the ropes and cage once again, but Stan’s head snaps off the top rope and he falls backward into the ring, blood POURING off his face. Ghost crawls between the ropes and falls on Stan, hooking the leg, one……two……NO! Fulton rolls his shoulder at the last second.
Ghost wastes no time, he pulls Stan to a sitting position and wraps his legs around Stan’s throat and traps the arm…….TRIANGLE CHOKE! Fulton’s face turns bright red, and the blood spurts out of the gash on his forehead as Ghost increases the pressure and tries for the submission. Fulton is in a world of trouble and he knows it. The big man works around until he has his feet under him and Ghost’s shoulders on the mat. Stan gets several two counts, but each time Ghost is able to roll his shoulders without taking a three, or releasing the hold.
Finally Fulton grabs hold of Ghost and stands, lifting the champ off the mat. He tries to lift him to slam him into the mat, but the move has been applied too long and Stan has already lost quite a bit of blood. Fulton stands as much as he can and begins spinning in circles. Ghost holds on for dear life, but eventually the hold is broken and Ghost grabs the sides of his head to protect himself. Fulton lets go and Ghost spins through the air and SLAMS into the cage! He bounces off and falls to the mat, Fulton takes a few steps, then his eyes roll into the back of his head and he falls like an old oak tree……..landing a headbutt in Ghost’s groin for good measure!
Both men are down and the referee starts the standing ten count, though, I am not really sure why. What exactly ARE the rules of a cage match? (Wikipac, get on that). Ghost somehow manages to stand first, though it is in the corner. Fulton gets to his feet and regains his balance, sees Ghost and charges, but Ghost gets his knees up catching Fulton on the jaw. Ghost grabs Stan and pulls him into the corner and starts climbing the ropes, bringing Stan with him until Stan is standing on the middle ropes. Ghost drops to the apron and steps back between the ropes and climbs sort of under Stan until he can goozle him, what the hell? Ghost lifts Stan, as much as he can, and leaps off the ropes and SLAMS Fulton to the mat, VEX VICE! Ghost struggles, but finally gets the move locked in. He rocks back, trying to cut off Fulton’s air supply, but Fulton fights it with all he has. Finally Stan is able to get his foot on the bottom rope forcing the break. Ghost holds the move until five, then breaks at the last possible second.
Fulton rolls over on his hands and knees gasping for air. As he stands, Ghost grabs Stan and hits NIGHT TERROR! He rolls Fulton over covers, but Fulton rolls his shoulder at two. Ghost shows a little bit of frustration and slaps the mat. He looks toward the ropes again and waits for Stan to stand up, as he does he grabs him for ANOTHER NIGHT TERROR, but Fulton catches him, drops him down and hits a SIT OUT PILEDRIVER! Ghost’s head bounces off the mat, and he lies there on the mat holding the back of his head. Fulton pulls him to his feet and hits the DOUBLE EAR CLAP, then sends Ghost to the ropes and shocks him with a SUPERKICK to the jaw!
Fulton drags Ghost to the corner and starts climbing the ropes for a SUPER BANZAI DROP! He gets to the middle rope, then goes for it all and climbs to the top rope facing the crowd. Ghost gets a shot of adrenaline and gets to his feet, gets under Fulton and grabs him. Fulton tries to fight it off by hammering Ghost’s head with punches, but Ghost doesn’t break. He lifts Stan…….TOP ROPE POWERBOMB! Fulton hits the mat HARD and doesn’t move. Ghost looks at him, and remains in the corner breathing hard. He looks to the top of the cage, then starts climbing. Ghost gets to the top and steadies himself, a sea of flash bulbs (well, flashes now I guess, damn kids) goes off and Ghost leaps and lands a TOP OF THE CAGE SPECTRE’S FALL! The impact takes it’s toll on Ghost as well and he rolls off of Stan clutching his ribs. A few seconds later he crawls back over to Stan and covers
One……
Two…….
Thre……..NO!
Stan shoots his massive arm in the air and rolls his shoulder! The crowd, the referee, and Ghost are all STUNNED! What is he going to have to do to keep Stan down? Ghost has a look on his face, perhaps for the first time in his career, is it………doubt? Ghost pulls Stan to his feet and peppers him with punches, then runs to the ropes again and tries another EIDOLON, but Stan catches him in mid-air and lands the BACK CUT SLAM! Fulton gets right to his feet and waits for Ghost to struggle to his, Fulton hits the ropes and nearly KILLS Ghost with a running CLEAR CUT Fulton falls on Ghost and covers, hooking the leg.
One…….
Two…….
Thre…….NO!
Now it’s Fulton’s turn to look frustrated. He pulls Ghost up roughly and lifts him up and hits a BUCKLE BOMB! Ghost staggers forward and Stan tries another CLEAR CUT but Ghost catches his arm and spins him to the mat and traps him in a CROSSFACE! Ghost pulls back as hard as he can, blood pouring down his face and staining his white dreadlocks. The referee is right there asking Fulton if he wants to quit, Stan raises his arm to tap, then grimaces and refuses. Ghost leans back even further and Fulton starts to go limp, the referee is about to call for the bell when Fulton is able to shift his hips and roll onto his side taking Ghost over and putting his shoulders on the mat, Ghost breaks the hold before his shoulders are counted down.
Ghost struggles to his feet, both men are having trouble standing at this point. He waits for Stan to get up, then leaps in the air and tries to trap Stan in the PHANTASMAGORIA! But Fulton sees it coming, he catches Ghost before he can hook the arm and POWERBOMBS Ghost into the side of the cage! Stan keeps hold of Ghost and hits it a second, then third time! The back of Ghost’s head SLAMS into the cage, that thing only has so much give, kids. After the third one, Fulton walks away from the cage, Ghost looks like he is OUT. Fulton lifts him a little higher, and DRIVES him to the mat with one final POWERBOMB! Fulton hits the ropes and leaps, DROP LINE! The big man covers and hooks Ghost’s leg, one……two……THREE!!! NEW WORLD CHAMPION!
WINNER in 43:16 and NEW OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Stan Fulton
Fulton lies on the mat gasping for air, Ghost still hasn’t moved. The rest of the Saints head to the ring, Chloe grabs Bloody Mary while Moose grabs the world heavyweight title. They climb into the ring and help Stan to his feet. Chloe hands Fulton Bloody Mary, he smiles and thanks her, Moose grabs Fulton and spins him around and holds out the world heavyweight title. A genuine smile breaks out across Fulton’s face as he takes the title, then shares a manly hug of manly manliness with the rest of the Saints.
While this is going on, Ghosthead has pulled himself to his feet using the ropes. He stands there and quickly realizes the situation. Five Saints stand between he and the door. He looks up at the top of the cage and grabs the cage to start climbing. Before he can, Moose puts an arm out to the rest of the Saints and steps away from the door. Ghost eyes each of the Saints carefully, they appear to be offering a safe exit from the cage. Ghost slowly walks toward the door, never taking his eyes off the Saints, and leaves the cage unscathed. The crowd cheers the show of respect, but as soon as Stan holds the title in the air, the boos return, louder than ever.
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