OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
OOWF Invitational Round 2
Live, From Rawtenstall, England
MATT DADDY vs. NIGEL BOATSWAINMatt Daddy is making his OOWF debut here in jolly ‘ol England! Nigel Boatswain is the Commonwealth Light Heavyweight Champion, this should be a fantastic match. The two circle, quick shake of the hands, then lock up. Collar and elbow tie up, MD pushes Nigel back to the corner. The referee calls for a clean break, and naturally gets one. The two meet in the middle of the ring again, another lockup, MD pushes Nigel to the ropes, then hits the mat, Nigel steps over him and hits the opposite ropes, MD springs up, tries a hip toss, Nigel lands on his feet, turns and hits MD with a perfect drop kick right to the side of the head. MD hits the mat, Nigel covers, gets a one count, but MD bridges out, grabs Nigel’s arm and lifts him in a fireman’s carry and takes him to the mat, grabs an arm bar, Nigel immediately rolls out of it, gets to his feet, runs toward the corner walks the ropes and leaps and takes MD over with a hurricarana. MD and Nigel both spring to their feet and the crowd erupts. MD applauds Nigel and we are set to start again. Nigel and Matt Daddy approach each other, MD spins around behind Nigel and hits a release German suplex, but Nigel lands on his feet and charges at MD, MD stops him in his tracks with a clothesline. MD pulls Nigel up and whips him to the ropes, then elevates him high in the air, as Nigel is coming down, MD catches him with a super kick to the face. MD covers, but Nigel kicks out at two. MD pulls Nigel to his feet and locks on an abdominal stretch. Nigel fights the pain, and refuses to submit. After several minutes trapped in the move, Nigel reverses it to a hip toss, then hits the ropes and tries a spinning leg drop. MD moves out of the way and Nigel lands rear first on the canvas, MD spins to his feet, and connects with a kick to the side of Nigel’s head that sends him to the mat. MD covers again, hooks the leg and gets a two count. Matt Daddy pulls Nigel up and whips him to the ropes and tries to elevate him again, but Nigel connects with a drop kick to the chest while he is in mid air. The move sends MD staggering back to the corner. Nigel rushes in and monkey flips MD out of the corner to the middle of the ring. Nigel charges out and grabs MD and pulls him up then whips him to the corner again, he charges in again for another monkey flip, but MD catches him with a boot to the face. As Nigel staggers out of the corner, MD climbs to the second rope, waits for Nigel to get into position, leaps, and hits the WHOLESOME!! MD covers, but Nigel is tough and rolls his shoulder at two. Matt Daddy pulls him to his feet and pulls Nigel up in a vertical suplex, then finishes it as the ROLEMODEL! Matt covers, hooks the leg, one, two, three it is over. WINNER in 7:01 Matt Daddy
After the match, Matt Daddy helps Nigel to his feet and raises his hand in victory, gives the kid a manly hug and heads to the back.
MERCURY vs. JOSH O’NEALMercury tries to gain the advantage to start things off and attacks JO with clubbing shots to the back. Josh turns around and shrugs off the shots and glares at Mercury, Mercury gives Josh the scientific poke to the eyes, then hits the ropes for a clothesline, but Josh catches him with a spine buster. As Josh tries to clear up his vision, Mercury slowly gets to his feet. Josh finally gets up and walks right into a Mercury spin kick that puts JO right back on the mat. Mercury runs to the corner and leaps to the top rope and hits a perfect moon sault, Merc covers and gets a two count before JO powers out. Josh gets to one knee, Mercury hits the ropes and knocks him down again with a running knee to the head. Mercury pulls Josh to his feet and hauls him up in a vertical suplex, Josh frees himself and lands on his feet behind Mercury, spins Merc around, then nearly decapitates him with a short clothesline. Josh roughly yanks Mercury back to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a deep power slam for a two count. Josh O’Neal takes over now, working Mercury over methodically with power moves. Josh keeps Mercury trapped in the corner and works him over like a punching bag with crushing shots to the ribs and the side of the head. Josh lets him stagger out of the corner, then bounds off the ropes and connects with a running forearm to the side of the head that sends Mercury out of the ring to the floor. There is a bit of commotion in the crowd, and we see at the top of the ramp, the Onslaught Champion Eric O’Mac has made his way to the top of the ramp and stands watching the match. O’Neal leaves the ring and pulls Mercury to his feet, then lifts him in a bear hug, gets a running start and slams him into the steel ring post. Mercury falls to the floor in pain. Josh is about to get back into the ring when he pauses, walks back over to Mercury, picks him up and slams him to the floor with a brutal standing spine buster. O’Neal rolls into the ring, apparently content to take a count out win. The ref begins the count, and somehow Mercury makes it into the ring at nine. Josh O’Neal waits patiently in the corner until Mercury gets to his feet, then charges out and buries a knee into Mercury’s mid section, and then pulls him into a power bomb, walks around the ring for a moment to let him think about it, then slams him to the mat. Mercury’s head slams off the mat, he may well be out cold. O’Neal looks directly at EOM and pulls Mercury off the mat, picks him up for a choke slam, but instead of slamming him to the mat, drops him across his knee. Mercury us writhing in agony on the mat, Josh grabs him and locks on the O.No, the whole time never taking his eyes off of EOM. Mercury taps quickly. Josh throws him to the mat and stands in the middle of the ring with his arms raised in victory. Eric gives the slow sarcastic gold clap and heads to the back.
WINNER in 4:39 Josh O’Neal
PREDATOR vs. JUSTIN SANEJunior Hale is YOUR referee!
The two meet in the center of the ring. Words are exchanged, then Justin slaps Predator. Sane thinks he might have a second to turn and flee but Predator catches him by the hair and throws him around the ring like a rag doll. Sane bounces along a bit and at times he can be seen..... laughing? This only angers Predator more and he twists the ropes around Sane's arms to pin him in place. Junior protests to Predator for this illegal use but Predator just shoves him aside. What follows isn't pretty and Sane can only flail with his legs, and one lucky shot lands as a low blow. Predator staggers away in pain while Sane untangles himself. Before Predator can recover Sane hits a springboard Rocker dropper to get Pred off his feet, then tries to trap one arm. Predator actually looks pained from this hold til his expression steels, then he stands with Sane dangling from the trapped arm. He carries Sane to the corner, climbs up, and head butts Sane til he's flopped across one of Predator’s shoulders. He then repositions the unconscious Sane and KILLS HIM WITH THE 360 PILEDRIVER OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! Sane's not getting up from that!!! WINNER in 5:12 Predator
After the match Sane gets to his feet, staggers around the ring and celebrates a victory. Riiiiiiight. As he is about to leave the ring, he notices Ladder sitting there mocking him. Sane has had enough, he leaves the ring and grabs a chair and runs over to Ladder and swings the chair with all his might. The chair bounces off of Ladder and comes back and nails Sane in the head, knocking him cold. Ladder teeters a big from the chair shot, then falls…landing right on top of Sane. Junior Hale slips out of the ring and makes the three count, then pulls Ladder up and declares him the winner.
AUSTRAROO vs. NAYR THE HALFLING LUCHADORELock up to start and NHL immediately grabs a hammer lock. AU counters into one of his own and NHL counters out of that one with a flipping snap mare take over. NHL charges in with reckless abandon and gets elevated to the outside. He lands on the apron, where he attempts to suplex AU to the outside. AU blocks that and hits a sunset flip to the floor instead. Apron run shooting star press follows and AU is firmly in control. He rolls NHL back in and only gets a 2 count. After chopping away at NHL’s chest, AU whips him into the corner. NHL counters a corner charge with a back elbow and drops AU with a drop sault. NHL follows up with some forearms and then a face first leg sweep into the turnbuckles. NHL gets 2 after a split-legged Moonsault. NHL pulls AU to his feet and attempts a Dudley Dog like move only to be thrown to the outside. AU rolls out and introduces NHL to the barricade. AU then blasts the recovering NHL with the Roo Kick~!!! He breaks the count then throws NHL back in. The pace quickens even more and after of series of roll ups and roll-throughs, AU kills NHL with the reverse rana. AU covers and NHL gets his foot on the ropes. AU attempts to suplex NHL, but he counters with one of his own. NHL then spin kicks AU back down and hits a delayed somersault plancha for 2. Both up and they exchange strikes and counters until AU hits a reverse twist of fate. AU goes up top, but NHL crotches him and goes for the top rope rana. AU blocks it, attempts a power bomb, but is caught with a face buster instead. NHL immediately springs back to the top and hits the Bellow in the Breeze V2-aaaaaaah~!!! (corkscrew 360 leg drop from top rope to outside) for the victory.
WINNER in 13:19 Nayr
OOWF Invitational Round 2[/u]
UNDERDAWG vs. CHRIS COLEChris Cole is in the ring first, jawing with the fans when the lights go out.
BONG…BONG…BARK!
UnderDawg makes his way down the aisle, but doesn’t get far before he is blindsided by a charging Cole. Cole must have noticed the success Justin Sane had last week with wild brawling, as he is just going to town with rights and lefts, punches and kicks. Unfortunately, his success lasts about as long a Sane’s did. UD blocks a punch and starts laying in with soupbones of his own. UD goes for an Irish whip. Cole attempts a reversal, but UD puts on the brakes and pulls Cole in for a short clothesline. UD picks him up, and this time manages to throw him into the ring apron. UD attempts a big boot but Cole ducks. Cole gets some shots in and tosses UD into the ring steps. Cole rolls into the ring and waits. UD makes his way onto the apron and Cole brings him in with a suplex. Cole off the second rope with an elbow as the bell rings to start the match. Cole puts the boots to UD, then follows up with a couple of elbows for good measure. He covers, but UD kicks out at one and a half. Cole picks UD up and backs him into the corner. After some shots to the body, Cole climbs the turnbuckles for the count-along punches. At four, UD grabs him, steps out of the corner, and delivers the last ride. UD covers, but Cole manages to get a foot on the ropes. UD picks him up and goes to town, beating the tar out of Cole with fist, feet and slams. His offense culminates in a running power slam. Instead of going for the cover, UD lifts Cole to his feet and locks on the Dawgmission. Cole flails away and accidentally strikes the referee. The ref goes down, but UD doesn’t release the hold. Cole continues to struggle and manages to reach the ropes with his feet, but there’s no ref to break the hold. Cole walks up and over the ropes, dropping to the apron and forcing UD to let go. As UD slackens his grip, Cole reaches back, grabs UD’s head, and drops off the apron, clothes lining UD on the top rope. Both men and the ref are down.
The ref gets to his feet as Cole climbs to the apron and then to the top rope. Cole leaps, nailing an elbow drop just as UD sits up. Cole makes the cover, bracing his feet on the ropes as the ref counts. One…Two…Three. WINNER in 30:37, Chris Cole.
After the match, Cole rolls out of the ring as UD sits up. It’s a toss up as to which man is more shocked by Cole’s victory. The further Cole gets from the ring, the more arrogant he gets, raising his arms and taunting the crowd until he glances at the ring and sees the look on Underdawg’s face. UD exits the ring, never taking his eyes off of Cole, who is quick to disappear through the curtain.
MICROPLAY vs. MR. JEALOUSMr. Jealous is in the ring first and Microplay takes his time. MP engages in some smack talk while outside the ring, and Mr.J gets more and more enraged. Finally Mr.J steps out of the ring to chase MP. Once around the ring, twice around the ring, three times around the ring and Mr. J is losing speed. MP jumps to the apron, springs to the top rope and dives back onto a tiring Mr. J!!! MP goes all Fists of Fury on Mr. J, but Mr. J throws him off with his impressive strength. MP goes back on the attack and again is shoved to the ground. MP attacks again, but this time Mr. J catches him by the throat and rams MP back-first into the ring! Mr. J pummels MP with lefts and rights, then tosses MP into the ring. A huge press slam and a gut-wrench suplex puts Mr. J in control, but then he decides to yell at the crowd. MP takes the opportunity to clip Mr. J in the knee, then hits a dropkick to the face that floors Mr. J. Mr. J staggers back up. MP grabs Predator by the head and rushes to the ropes, leaping over the top rope and dropping Mr. J’s throat across the top rope. MP follows up by mounting the top rope and landing a perfect double axe handle. Pin attempt gets a two, but Mr. J still has plenty of strength left. MP continues to attack, but is met from a CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!!! that crumples MP. Mr. J sets MP in the corner and launches a VADER ATTACK, leaving MP limp in the corner. Mr. J rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair, and the ref simply cowers away. Mr. J places the chair on MP, then backs up for a spear attempt. Mr. J charges and MP rolls away at the last second, sending Mr. J shoulder-first into the steel post. MP lays a couple chair shots into Mr. J, then twists Mr. J’s shoulder around the ring post. MP rolls back into the ring, grabs the tights and pulls Mr. J into a rollup. One, two, but Mr. J kicks out, and as he does his foot clips the ref and the ref sells it like he’s been shot! MP, meanwhile, goes to the top rope across the ring and sails through the air with the FLYING ELBOWDROP!!! Cover, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, you could count to 100. But the ref is still down. MP gets up and kneels next to the ref. FROM OUT OF THE CROWD COMES PREDATOR WITH A CHAIR!!!!! Predator crushes Microplay with the chair, and MP may as well be dead. Mr. J doesn’t see a thing, but rolls over to see a limp MP and the ref coming back to his senses. Mr. J locks in LOVE HURTS and MP’s unconscious. The ref calls for the bell. WINNER in 12:57, Mr. Jealous.
THIM REYNOLDS vs. CHRIS ALTTR mauls CA at the opening bell with forearms to the face and a hard knee to the gut. Whip to the corner is followed by an impossibly quick avalanche that slumps CA in the corner. Charging knee to the face and CA looks to be out of it thirty seconds into this contest. TR unceremoniously drags him out of the corner and gets 2 off a lackadaisical cover. TR hauls CA to his feet and slaps him twice before whipping him back into the corner. This corner charge is stopped with a boot to the face. CA connects with a flying forearm that staggers TR and a series of regular forearms before he attempts a roaring forearm. TR ducks that and drills CA with a German Suplex. Senton splash gets TR another 2 count. He goes to lock in a chin lock, but CA immediately hits a jaw breaker and a flat liner. Lion Sault gets CA his first two count and he measures TR before drop kicking the knee. TR stumbles to the ropes and CA rebounds off the opposite ropes and spears him through the middle and top ropes. TR doesn’t fall all the way through, so CA hits a sling shot leg drop to sends TR to the floor. Swinging neck breaker puts TR right back down and CA hits a Moonsault from the barricade. He rolls in to break the count then helps TR back into the ring. TR is back to his feet, but CA immediately rectifies that with a spring board forearm to the back of the head. Hooking his feet under TR’s arms, CA rolls through into a pinning combination for 2. Back to their feet and CA tries to whip TR. TR reverses and CA leap frogs over him, drops down as he comes back and springs back up with a beautiful drop kick. CA hooks both legs, but TR still manages to kick out. CA puts the boots to him then snap mares him over. Two kicks to the back are followed by one to the chest. TR tries to shrug it off and get to his knees, but CA connects with an enziguri for another 2. TR retreats to the corner and CA follows up with a four knife edge chops. TR shoves him away and CA nails him with a forearm that staggers him back into the corner. CA backs up and goes for a flying forearm, but TR catches him in a modified spine buster. TR pulls CA up and hits a back breaker. Turning him onto his stomach, TR leaps up and drives his knee into CA’s spine. Cover gets 2 as CA barely gets his shoulder off the mat. TR buries his knee in to the back and pulls back on CA’s arms. CA is forced to put his leg on the bottom rope. TR positions CA in the corner then attempts to boot scrape him. CA blocks it, and then sweeps TR down. Jackknife pin gets CA a 2 count, but TR is quickly back to his feet to turn CA inside out with a clothesline. Cover only gets a 2 and CA pulls himself up by the ropes. TR whips him into the ropes. CA holds on and TR charges into a pair of boots. CA then springs off the ropes snaps off a huracarana, but can only hold TR down for 2. He signals for the Tiger Driver ‘91~!!! but TR blocks it twice, before CA knees him in the face, locks his leg behind TR’s and drives him into the mat with a DDT for 2. CA up first and drop kicks TR in the side of the head. Spring board knee drop with great hang time connects with TR’s face and TR barely rolls the shoulder at 2. CA continues pressing his advantage and goes for an ill advised suplex attempt. TR blocks, but CA counters into a Roll of the Dice variation, hooks the leg, and still only gets a 2. CA waits for TR to get up and attempts another spear, but TR side steps it, then Mafia kicks CA when he turns around. Brutal head butts collapse CA against the ropes and TR hits another Mafia kick, this one sending CA to the floor. TR rolls out and stalks him. CA fires off a series of right hands to the gut but TR knees him in the mouth then pulls him up to his feet. TR tries to break him in two with a power bomb on the apron. As CA squirms in agony, TR grabs his legs and swings him into the barricade. Dragging him back into the ring, TR drops several knees to the back before locking in an evil looking surfboard maneuver. Somehow CA makes the ropes. CA fights back with kicks to the gut and a beautiful leaping tornado DDT. Too spent to make a cover, he rests as the ref gets up to six before TR gets back to his feet. TR bends down to pick up CA and gets inside cradled for 2 9/10. CA ducks a clothesline and pulls the back of TR’s head down to the mat for another two. From his knees, TR catches a charging TR with a snap power slam, pulls him back up and hits a back breaker across his shoulders. TR places CA on the top rope and it could be time for the Full Spinal Re-Alignment~!! CA fights him off twice, turns around, and Mushroom Stomps TR into the middle turnbuckle. Climbing to the adjacent set of ropes, CA hits the uniquely beautiful tornado Tiger Driver ‘91~!!! for the upset.
WINNER in 45:12 – Chris Alt
STANK vs. SERAPHStank comes to the ring first and waits for Seraph. Seraph makes his normal somewhat spooky entrance, but Stank seems rather unimpressed. The ref calls for the bell and this one is under way. Collar and elbow tie up, Stank shoves Seraph back into the corner and caves his chest in with a massive open hand slap. You can see Stank’s hand print on Seraph’s chest. True to form though, Seraph’s expression does not change in the least. Stank whips Seraph to the opposite corner and follows him for a big avalanche, but Seraph gets a boot up, Stank staggers, and Seraph climbs to the second rope and takes Stank off of his feet with a flying clothesline. Seraph covers but only gets a one count. Seraph gets to his feet and waits for Stank to stand up, as he does, he hits the ropes and connects with a clothesline, but it does not drop the big man. Seraph bounds off the ropes and tries again, but Stank catches him with a power slam. Stank covers, but Seraph manages to get his shoulder up at two. Now Stank is in control, he pulls Seraph off the mat and whips him hard to the ropes and catches him in a big bear hug. Seraph struggles, but cannot free himself. Stank keeps the pressure on and Seraph begins to fade. The ref checks Seraph’s arm and it falls twice, just as it is about to fall the third time, Seraph holds on. He claps Stank’s ears, once, twice, three times and finally Stank releases the hold. Stank grabs Seraph and whips him hard into the corner and follows him for an avalanche, but Seraph moves out of the way, the sound of Stank colliding with the corner reverberates through the arena, Seraph hits the ropes and chop blocks Stank to the mat, then grabs his legs and rolls him over in the sharp shooter! Now it is Stank who is in trouble. Stank uses his massive weight advantage to make it to the ropes and force the break. Seraph releases the hold and gets to his feet and waits. Stank uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet, when he stands up and turns around, Seraph hits him with PROPITATION! Seraph covers but can only get a two count. Stank is down on the mat, Seraph is stunned that Stank could kick out of the Propitation. Seraph gets to his feet and waits for Stank to rise. From the audience Johnny comes to the ring with a chair. Before he can even get into the ring, FF Capslock runs to the ring and climbs in and cuts Johnny off. They argue for a moment, and Johnny starts to swing the chair but FFC stops him and grabs the chair. A tug of war ensues, Johnny grins and lets go of his end of the chair, and it FFC staggers and the chair swings back and catches Seraph in the face just as Stank gets to his feet! Johnny leaves the ring and the ref calls for the bell.
WINNER by DQ in 14:11 Seraph
MOOSEHEADJACK vs. PHILJack attacks Phil from behind as the bell rings, trying to gain the advantage over the much larger Phil. Jack backs Phil into the corner and pounds away forcing Phil to cover up, the ref tries to force a break but Jack shoves him away, which nearly draws the DQ. Jack whips Phil to the opposite corner, but Phil reverses it and follows Jack into the corner with a massive avalanche. Jack staggers out of the corner, swings wildly at nothing in particular and falls face first on the mat. Phil pulls Jack to his feet, hoists him onto his shoulders and spins him in an airplane spin. Of course, since Phil is impervious to dizziness, he takes about three or four minutes to spin Jack before letting him go. Lucky for Jack, he rolls under the bottom rope and falls to the floor. Jack tries to get to his feet, but falls. Phil leaves the ring and pulls Jack to his feet and tries to roll him into the ring, but Jack surprises him with a clothesline that leaves Phil lying on the outside. Jack staggers around the ring and comes back with a lead pipe which he proceeds to use to beat the hell out of Phil. For his reasons alone, the ref claims to not see Jack wail on Phil with a pipe. Jack pulls Phil up to his feet and drop toe holds him into the steel ring post. Jack rolls into the ring, pretty content with his work, and slumps in the corner trying to regain his senses. Phil gets to his feet on the outside and climbs into the ring. Jack runs out of the corner and knocks Phil to the mat with a clothesline. Jack then bounds off the ropes and drops a knee across Phil’s sternum area and covers, Phil powers out at two. Jack takes over, pulling the much bigger Phil to his feet and backing him in the corner and setting him up for a heart punch. The first heart punch has little effect, so Jack keeps hammering them until Phil slumps in the corner. The ref gets in the corner to check on Phil who is keeping himself upright by holding onto the top rope. While the ref is distracted doing that, Jack turns away from the corner and digs a chain out of his shorts and wraps it around his fist. Jack snarls and charges, but Phil gets a boot up and nails Jack between the eyes sending Jack staggering back toward the corner, Phil grabs Jack and hits a YarPlex, and covers, but only gets a two count. Phil pulls Jack to his feet and tries a second YARPLEX, but Jack spins out of it and hits Phil with the chain wrapped heart punch. Jack hides the chain to keep the ref from DQing him. Phil staggers, Jack kicks him low and plants him with a DDT. Jack covers and gets the three count WINNER in 13:33 Moosehead Jack
UNCLE ENTITY vs. DONOVAN VIPERMel Creech is your referee
Viper and Entity lock up immediately and push each other around the ring. Mel finds a corner to sit and eat a sandwich once Entity puts Viper in a headlock. Viper struggles mightily, and as Entity leans in to cinch it Viper twists his head and bites Entity somewhere on the chest! Entity staggers back, holding his chest while Viper wipes his mouth. Crowd starts chanting "ho-mo, ho-mo" as Entity notes a nasty bite mark near his areola. Incensed, Entity starts pounding on Viper while Mel is finishing his sandwich. Entity ends his rampage with a high dropkick that sends Viper to the floor! Viper barely has time to get up before eating a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA from Entity! They crash-land on the ramp where MANY pictures are taken of the compromising position (did Mel have a Camera?) Entity recovers first and dashes back into the ring to see if Viper will get counted out. Viper is to his feet at 5 and clambering back into the ring at 7. They trade chops a couple of times before Viper kicks Entity in the gut and flattens him wtih a TRIPLE LIBRA! Entity is stunned, but Viper makes sure Entity stays down with a spinning leg drop. Entity twitches on the mat while Viper calls to the crowd. The "Ho-mo, ho-mo" chants start again, but Viper vents on Entity with the VIPER LOCK! Mel looks over at the two of them and calls for the bell, thinking Entity is unconscious. WINNER in 6:23 Donovan Viper.
JOHNNY ADRENALINE vs. FIRECHILDFirechild comes out to the ring, playing up the crowd who responds with some serious heat… Then Johnny Adrenaline heads to the ring, and the crowd seems a little uncertain WHO to cheer for! Firechild seems very confident, standing in the middle of the ring and smirking as the ref calls for the bell. JA gets in his face, and ‘Child laughs him off – then Johnny SLAPS the taste right out of Firechild’s mouth! FC gives Adrenaline a “You DIDN’T just do that! “ look and comes back swinging! Now both men are standing toe to toe trading punches, when Firechild decides that he’s going to be on the losing end of this and tries the double finger eye poke – and Adrenaline actually blocks it with the Cur-lee block (nyuk nyuk!), and then rocks FC with a European uppercut! The crowd roars its approval, until Johnny yells “SHUT THE FUCK UP!” turning the crowd against him again. Following up, JA muscles FC back into the corner, and drives a pair of knees into his gut before the ref forces a break. Firechild only gets one step out of the corner when JA pushes him BACK in, hits another knee to the gut, and whips him to the opposite corner. Adrenaline follows with a charge to the corner, and Firechild counters with a boot to the face! Firechild goes on the attack – starting with a swinging neck breaker. He picks JA up – standing neck breaker! He stomps on JA’s back, pulls the Chickenshit Heel to his feet, but Adrenaline counters with a sit-down jaw breaker, and rolls out of the ring! The ref starts the count, but Firechild slides out, going after JA but breaking the count. Again they trade punches, and this time JA goes to the eyes, and follows up by driving Firechild’s back into the ring apron. He rolls FC up onto the ring apron, FC’s head and shoulders hanging over the edge, and JA hops up on the apron and drops a leg across FC’s head! JA rolls Ficrechild back into the ring – cover – 1, 2 – Firechild kicks out!
Firechild gets to his feet, warily looking at Johnny Adrenaline, who is looking MUCH more focused than usual. They lock up again, and for the next few minutes, both men are able to stymie the other – countering each others holds, neither man gaining enough of an advantage to go for a finish. But Johnny is starting to wear down Firechild, keeping the focus of his attack on the former Onslaught Champ’s neck – Suddenly Firechild get the ref’s attention, pointing out into the crowd and yelling “What’s Al Capps doing out there?” The ref and Johnny turn to look, and Firechild takes advantage with a low blow, dropping Johnny Adrenaline to the mat! Now FC targets the neck, hitting stomps and then lands a high knee drop across JA’s back! Before Adrenaline can start to recover, Firechild locks on the D-Tuner! Firechild sit waaay back, JA is in trouble – reaching for the ropes… When the ref leans down to check on him, Adrenaline reaches up, pulling the ref into a collision with the two wrestlers, breaking the hold! Before the referee can call for the bell, Firechild is back on the attack, so the ref lets the infraction go – Firechild hits a pair of forearms, kicks JA in the gut and goes for a double underhook – but before he can land the Wings of the Phoenix, Johnny counters with a foot stomp, so Firechild clubs him in the back of the head. Firechild goes to the corner, climbing up, and Adrenaline is there, knocking FC’s foot off the top rope, crotching him! Adrenaline grabs Firechild, picks him up, slingshot off the top rope into the Adrenaline Rush! Cover- 1 -2 -3 JOHNNY ADRENALINE ADVANCES!
WINNER in 37:49 – Johnny Adrenaline
SIRIRAM vs. JW WESTGAARDW comes out swinging and Siriram works hard to avoid a brawl. He ducks the dodges the punches and keeps locking in arms bars to try and slow down JW’s assault. Siriram is finally able to subdue JW with a triangle choke. Siriram continues by locking in an STF. When JW makes it to the ropes Siriram locks in chickenwing. JW rolls that into a pin and Siriram releases the hold to avoid the 3 count. Siriram takes advantage again with a drop toe hold into a half crab. JW powers out and sends Siriram to the outside. JW rolls to the outside and this time he won’t be denied his brawling. He whips Siriram into the barricade and then levels him with a running clothesline. JW then picks up Siriram and slams him into the ring post and then dumps him back into the ring. JW whips Siriram into the ropes and then nails him with a crosscheck. JW calls for the Ice Auger. Siriram is able to slip out of it and hits a quick rocker dropper. Siriram then hooks in the Red Fort power bomb and then locks in Citizen Erased! JW frantically tries to move towards the ropes. He gets to where his fingertips and about to touch when Siriram breaks the hold and drops an elbow to JW’s head. He drags him back to the center and tries to lock the hold again. JW is able to twist it around into a pin. Siriram is able to roll through it after a 2 count into a pinning predicament of his own. He grabs the bottom rope for leverage and is able to steal the 3 count. WINNER at 8:41 Siriram
Non-Tournament Matches[/u]
SFJ #2: I'm standing backstage with Black Dragon. Dragon, how does it feel teaming up with your former partner Soul Dragon for the first time in several months?
BD: How do I feel? Now that's a question I wish I had an easy answer for. You see, things haven't exactly been going my way lately. I have seemingly one of the most unstoppable partners a guy can ask for, yet I seem see an L by my name far too often. Not only am I 0-2 at Dance of Death, I'm 0-2 in title matches. And to top it all off, I lost in the first round of the OOWF Invitational. To a got damned rookie no less. I guess to answer your question, I "feel" like I'm losing my edge. And teaming up with a guy that dropped me on my head the last time we were in the ring together is not improving that feeling. If anything, it's got me kinda nervous. But don't worry your pretty little head about all that. I always bounce back.THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER vs. THE DRAGONSGB and SD start as BD reluctantly steps out of the ring. Collar and elbow tie up and GB forces SD to the corner. Clean break, but SD sucker punches GB and hits a jumping knee to put GB down. Two knee drops to the face get SD a two count and he tries to pull GB to his feet. GB hits a jaw breaker to escape then three clotheslines to put SD down. He bars the arm then executes an arm wringer before tagging in OBJ. OBJ drives the point of his elbow in the shoulder then rams his shoulder into SD’s twice before SD rakes the eyes with the free hand. BD in and teases a lock up before booting OBJ in the gut. BD hits an impressive snap suplex on the big man and floats over into a cover. OBJ muscles out of it, but BD is immediately on the attack with stinging kicks to the back. BD pulls OBJ up and knees him in the gut a couple of times before attempting another suplex. OBJ fights this one and hits BD with one of his own. OBJ whips BD into the ropes and levels him with a shoulder block. BD scoots out of the ring to regroup, but GB grabs him and tosses him back in. He begs off and thumbs OBJ in the eye and rocks his head with a few European upper cuts before locking in a head lock. He drags him to the corner and tags in SD. SD knees OBJ in the gut twice before BD releases the head lock. The Dragons work pretty well keeping OBJ away from GB including distracting the ref while they choke OBJ in the ring ropes, put the boots to him in the corner, and a tandem brain buster that forces GB to intervene. OBJ fires up and starts taking it to both Dragons, including a pair of clotheslines and a double DDT. BD recovers first and grabs the ref while SD kicks OBJ in the nuts and then tags BD back in. BD is feeling confident after a huge belly-to-belly suplex and yells for the Dragon Series. He hooks in the full nelson, but OBJ runs him into the corner twice before he breaks his grip. BD grabs his leg to prevent the tag but OBJ kicks him off and lunges for the tag. GB is in and destroys a charging BD with the Ridge hand. SD nearly scrapes the ceiling off a back body drop. BD positioned for the Chomp~!!! but SD pulls BD to his feet and actually helps BD hit a modified Chomp of his own~!!! This brings in OBJ and he fights off both men for a few moments before the numbers’ game gets to him. Super kick into a German Suplex put the big man down and the Dragons set their sights on GB. GB ducks the super kick and gives SD a round house to the head. GB comes off top with the Dive Bomb~!!! and with OBJ restraining SD, the three count is academic.
WINNERS in 33:47 – The Team From Down Under
NILES ANDERSON vs. CONCRETE TGConcrete comes to the ring first and heads to a corner and bows his head and appears to be deep either in prayer or meditation. Crete is dressed in black tonight, and has the familiar “SB” arm band around his bicep. Niles music hits and he heads to the ring, Niles is in familiar form, snarling at the fans, taunting the first row, but he looks oddly naked without the world title around his waist. Niles moves to the middle of the ring with referee Mel Creech. They call for CTG to join them, but Crete remains kneeled in the corner deep in thought, the referee comes over and taps CTG on the shoulder looking for a response, but still nothing, he looks around a bit confused. Niles begins to taunt Crete. In one fluid motion, Crete spins around and darts out of the corner and takes Niles to the mat with a spear. Niles grabs his mid section and gasps for breath. Crete is up to his feet and begins stomping on Niles head and face until blood begins to run from Niles nose. Crete pulls Niles to his feet and whips him to the ropes, drops to one knee and buries an elbow in Niles mid section doubling Niles over, Crete then hits the ropes and connects with a scissors kick to the back of Niles head. Crete pulls Niles to his feet and nearly breaks his neck with a Tiger Driver. To his credit Niles is able to kick out at two. Niles tries to escape out of the ring, but Crete pulls him back in and sends Niles to the ropes, Crete lowers his head a second too soon and Niles plants him with a DDT. Niles lies on the mat gasping for breath, Crete fights to his feet and pounces on Niles and hammers him with forearms opening a gash on Niles face. Crete pulls Niles up, diverts the ref’s attention on a fan, and hits a low blow that drops Niles to his knees. Crete pulls him up and hits the LIVING DAYLIGHTS! (triple northern lights suplex) After the last one, Niles slides out of the ring and falls face first on the floor. Crete stands in the middle of the ring and taps his heart and points to the heavens. On the outside Niles is slowly getting on his feet, Crete pulls him up to the apron, Niles grabs Crete’s head and drops off the apron hanging Crete on the top rope. Concrete falls into the ring grabbing his throat, Niles darts into the ring and immediately begins choking Crete out. Niles pulls Crete over to the ropes and hangs him across the bottom rope and chokes him out. Niles tears at Crete’s forehead opening a cut above Crete’s eye, the whole time Niles is screaming for Moosehead Jack. Never one to have to be asked twice, Moose runs down the ramp and hits the ring brandishing a barbed wire bat. He swings and catches Niles across the bat, Crete is up almost immediately and the three of them spill out of the ring and an out of control melee ensues. The ref has no choice but to throw this one out.
WINNER – No Contest in 17:39
After the bell the three of them continue the brawl around the ring, the violence escalates, and there is blood and broken glass, barbed wire and steel chairs everywhere. It takes a squad of Bobbies (real ones, not indie workers dressed as cops) to come to ringside and separate the three. All three are cuffed and led up the ramp. GM the Rick meets them at the top of the ramp and orders all three to be led to his office.
ERIC O’MAC vs. CANADIAN DRAGON – Onslaught Championship MatchEric comes to the ring to his normal pomp and circumstance. Canadian Dragon stands in the corner waiting patiently. Eric goes through his normal list of demands, the ref checks the tension of the ropes, the security of the turn buckle pads, a quick pat down of Canadian Dragon. Eric looks up and claims the lights are just a touch too bright. The ref says there is nothing he can do, so Eric starts to leave. Finally officials congregate and the lights are dimmed to Eric’s satisfaction. The whole time, Canadian Dragon has been standing in the corner with his arms crossed. Finally referee Sterling Glaw calls for the bell. Canadian Dragon comes to the center of the ring and he and Eric circle, as they are about to lock up, CD turns, kicks Glaw in the mid section, hits the ropes then DESTROYS the ref with a Canadian Destroyer! Eric stands there in shock, Dragon looks at him, then hits him with a Canadian Destroyer as well! What the hell???
WINNER by DQ in :37 Eric O’Mac
After the match, both men are lying on the mat, Canadian Dragon grabs a mic and speak:
Rick, are you happy? Look what you made me do? Look at the carnage. That ref may well be dead, and it is all your fault. All this, all this is your doing. And all this will continue until you give me what I want. I am a patient man, but you are starting to try my patience. Keep it up, keep denying what I want and the bodies will really start to pile up. This is on your head Rick.CD drops the mic and heads to the back, as he is about to go to the back GM the Rick walks out and stares at CD in disbelief. CD smirks and walks away.
THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE vs. ATTITUDE ADJUSTER & FF CAPSLOCK – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchCamby calls out Capslock to start things, and FFC happily obliges. HC and FFC go nose to nose and jaw a little bit, but Capslock backs away to the corner and asks AA for guidance. F.F. strides back toward Camby and lets out a "Yo Mama!" and the fight is on! They slug it out, neither man gaining the upper hand. Each man goes to the opposite rope, Capslock ducks a clothesline, Camby ducks a clothesline, and a shoulder block attempt by each guy results in a draw. FFC laughs at Camby, so HC laughs back even harder, but Capslock levels Camby with a clothesline to get the last laugh. HC back up and they lock up. Capslock backs Camby into the corner and tags to AA. Capps is in and works the left arm of Camby, and tags back out. FFC back in with some open hand chops, but AA encourages some closed fists, and Capslock is more than happy to take his advice. Camby reverses an Irish whip, and O'Neil kicks FFC in the back of the head on the way by. That only pisses Capslock off, and FFC decks Tommy off the apron, then backdrops Camby all the way over the top to the floor. High five for AA, and for a first time tag team, the challengers are doing quite well. Camby and O'Neil regroup as AA sneaks around ringside to taunt a little. Back in, and Camby tags to TO. O'Neil reluctantly moves in toward Capslock, but then says he wants Capps in the ring. FFC shrugs and tags out... and is that a FACE POP I hear for Attitude Adjuster? AA in, soaking up the cheers momentarily, and locks up with O'Neil. Tommy with a headlock takeover, but AA uses the tights to pull Tommy onto his shoulders and gets a two count. O'Neil maintains the headlock, but Capps fights to his feet and shoves TO to the ropes. Leapfrog by AA, then a hiptoss. Arm bar to maintain the advantage, and AA tags back to Capslock, as it's ALL challengers thus far. Capslock with an avalanche in the corner, then a standing power slam, and that gets a long two count. FFC hotshots O'Neil on the top rope and tags back to AA. Capps with a Magnum-like belly to belly suplex. One, two, and Camby breaks that up. AA whips Tommy to the ropes again and hits a flapjack. Before covering though, Capps sneaks in a right hand to Camby. HC tries to come in, and Capslock meets him. But AA forgot that he's on the face team and that the ref would restrain HIS partner, Capslock, rather than the illegal heel man, Camby. So, as the ref makes FFC get out of the ring, Camby and O'Neil are able to double team AA with a power bomb, and the champions take control of the match. Tag out to Camby, who comes in and immediately stomps a mud hole in AA, walks it dry, and then repeats the procedure. Double under hook belly to belly throw by Camby, seemingly like tossing a Randy Savage Wrestling Buddy across your bedroom when you were eight years old. Tag back to Tommy, and TO sends AA hard into the corner, then goes with the trusty shoulder thrusts in the corner, working over the stomach and back. O'Neil runs Capps' eyes across the top rope, then smashes his head into the turnbuckle and tags back out. HC measures AA in the corner, then charges in with a vicious clothesline. Camby lifts Capps for a suplex, but rather than falling back, he drops AA stomach first onto the top rope. Tag to O'Neil, and Tommy comes off the top with a leg drop to AA's head, bringing him back into the ring. Cover, one, two... but FFC breaks it up. O'Neil pulls AA up, but Capps ducks the LEFT HOOK and gets a side suplex. Race for the tag, but Camby comes in illegally and punks out FFC. HC drags AA back to the TDB corner. IRISH CLOVERLEAF~! AA's in trouble, but as he reaches for the rope, Camby is there to pull it away! Capslock has seen enough, runs around the ring and decks Camby o the floor. FFC rolls in and defiantly breaks the hold. Now we have another race for a tag as Camby pulls himself back up on the apron. Tommy tags Camby back in, and HC grabs AA's leg, but out of instinct, Capps blindly kicks backward with his free leg and NAILS Camby right in the jewels! HC crumples to the mat in pain, O'Neil rushes in to stop the tag, but it's too late. HOT TAG TO CAPSLOCK~! FFC tosses O'Neil into the turnbuckle and slugs away at him. Big right hand drops him, and Capslock turns to Camby, who's just getting to his feet. Capslock with a running big boot for Camby, which knocks HC all the way to the floor. Clothesline in the corner for O'Neil, and AA flies in with a flying forearm to take Tommy down again. AA grabs O'Neil and slaps on THE CLAW~! As TO fights it, Johnny Adrenaline runs in from the crowd with a putter. But before he can do any damage to anybody, Capslock clotheslines him out to the floor. FFC follows out and LEVELS Adrenaline with a steel chair shot to the head! Meanwhile, Camby's back in and breaks the Claw. TDB lines up for the TRIPLE SIX, but Capslock pulls Camby out to the floor, leaving O'Neil wide open for the ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT~! Cover, but neither man is legal! Camby gets hold of FFC's chair, but misses a wild swing, getting nothing but ring post instead. Capslock back in the ring and power bombs the hell out of O'Neil and says that's it. AA off the apron with a double axe handle, but Camby catches him in the gut on the way down and goes to roll back in. FFC sets up Tommy for GREETINGS FROM FRESNO, but lifts him up and sees Stank standing in the ring with the chair. Capslock and Stank stare at each other for a moment... and Stank WALLOPS CAMBY WITH THE CHAIR! The ref immediately calls for the bell, Capslock drops O'Neil damn near on his head in disbelief, and Stank drops the chair, walking away in silence. WINNERS by DQ in 27:59 and STILL OOWF Tag Team Champions: The Devil's Brigade
CAPELLAN vs. LD WILLIAMS – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchWilliams waits in the ring, Capellan comes down the ramp, he seems off tonight, very distracted, which is no wonder considering Wilder remains in the hospital. Capellan gets in the ring, and meets LDW in the center of the ring. The two lock up and LDW is able to grab an arm wringer, then switch to a side head lock, Cap shoots him to the ropes, but LDW rebounds and takes LDW down with a shoulder block. LDW hits the ropes steps over Cap, Cap tries a hip toss on the rebound, but LDW reverses it into a clothesline. LDW falls on Cap and covers, Capellan rolls his shoulder at two – barely. LDW gets to his feet and pulls Capellan up by the hair, Williams sets Cap up for a vertical suplex, Cap slips out of it and lands behind Williams and spins him around, but is not fast enough and Williams knocks him to the mat with a right to the jaw. Capellan looks completely out of it, LDW looks pissed. He pulls Capellan to his feet and whips him into the corner, then follows him in with a clothesline. Capellan holds on to the ropes to stay upright, but his head hangs. LDW lifts Capellan by the chin, slaps him across the face and screams at him “FIGHT ME!” Capellan just drops his head again, and looks back up the ramp. LDW pulls his head up again and paint brushes him and screams for him to fight. Still nothing. Finally Williams pulls Capellan up, pushes his head back and makes him look him in the eyes, LDW slowly say “Tommy Wilder is a crippled little bitch.” That does it. Capellan gets a crazed look in his eyes and unleashes a barrage of chops on Williams that backs him into the opposite corner. Capellan stomps a mud hole in Williams knocking him all the way to the mat. The referee pulls Capellan off of Williams, LDW rolls under the bottom rope, staggers on the floor, argues with a fan, then falls face first on the floor. Inside the ring, a suddenly rejuvenated Capellan stalks around the ring, he tests the ropes, then bounds off the opposite ropes, builds some speed, leaps to the top rope, jumps straight in the air, spins, then springs off the top rope and lands on Williams with a perfect 720 corkscrew moonsault! HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT! Capellan rolls back into the ring and celebrates with the crowd who alternate chanting Capellan and Wilder’s names. On the outside LDW is slowly getting to his feet, as he stands he staggers a few steps and falls into the guard rail. Williams notices the ref is at seven, and Capellan is standing on the corner leading the cheers for Wilder. LDW grins to himself and walks around the ring and grabs his title. The ref hits ten and calls for the bell. Capellan jumps off the ropes in the corner and turns to the ref to see what is going on. The ref raises Capellan’s hand and says he is the winner by count out. Capellan realizes what has happened and falls to his knees and grabs his head.
WINNER by count out in 12:14 Capellan
LD Williams holds his title high in the air and slowly backs up the ramp and disappears to the back.
SHASHWAT MISHRA vs. HARDBODY HARRIS – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchSM and HH get face to face and SM slaps him all up in the grill. HH takes it in stride and snaps him over with a head lock take down. He grinds it in and won’t allow SM a chance to lock in a leg scissors. SM exerts a lot of energy getting to his feet, but does so and abuses HH’s midsection with rapid fire elbows. HH releases the hold and SM wants to brawl and brings the slobber knocking. HH responds in kind with some right hands of his own, but out of nowhere hits a hip toss and locks in an arm bar. SM fights his way out of it and stomps away at HH in the corner. Boot choke gets him a warning from the ref. He pulls HH to his feet and HH lands a solid right to the jaw and then hits a pair of arm drags before flap jacking SM to the mat for 2. SM rolls out of the ring for a breather. HH plays to the crowd and SM slides back in with first afire. SM hits his first wrestling move of the match in the form of a side suplex. He then baseball slides HH to the outside and follows him. SM introduces HH to the ring steps then rolls in to break the count. HH catches a suplex on the floor and a vicious stomp from the apron to the face. SM smells blood and whips HH towards the barricade. HH counters and puts all his strength into the reversal, sending SM into the steel almost upside down. HH breaks the count and rolls back out. A young lady with a “No. 1 Face” t-shirt distracts HH for a brief moment and SM pulls him face first into the barricade. SM thanks her while he attempts a pile driver on the floor, but HH counters into a sling shot and SM eats barricade. HH rolls back in the ring again and SM makes it back before eight. HH brings the wrestling goodness, keeping SM out of his element with front chanceries and hammer locks. SM then fires back with a rake of the eyes, a boot to the gut, and then a hard iris whip to the corner. SM punches away at HH in the corner until the ref interjects. HH explodes out of the corner with a lariat and follows up with a back elbow and a delayed vertical suplex where he walks around the ring before dropping him for 2. SM is toppled by a couple more clotheslines and then a hip toss/neck breaker combo for another 2. He does manage to counter the One and Only with a suspiciously low boot to the gut before firing off right hands to the top of HH’s head. SM rebounds off the ropes and kills HH with a boot to the face. SM stomps on the back of HH’s head then locks in the STF~!!! HH isn’t moving, so the ref drops his hand twice. On the third, HH is alive and clawing to get to the ropes. SM releases, drops an elbow to the back of his head and locks it in again. HH won’t die though and makes the ropes. SM is pissed and bangs HH face into the mat several times before rolling to the outside to retrieve a steel chair. The ref admonishes him, so SM shoves him aside and eats steel chair courtesy of a well executed dropkick from the champ. HH hauls the bloodthirsty rookie to his feet and ends the affair with a To Be Edited in Later~!!!
WINNER in 25:49 and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Hardbody Harris
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF End Of Days PPV, Live February 26th from Illoqqortoormiut, Greenland ! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF MidWeek Mayhem, February 15th, live from Swords, Ireland for the first round of the OOWF Invitational!
For more details, check out our website! oowf.pantslessfury.com/oowf !
And for all your OOWF shopping needs, check out www.cafepress.com
This has been an OOWF production, produced by the LD-Black-Mad-Tar-Jack-Attitude-Jodrell-X--Kid-CTG-FFC Production Company in accordance with Ecosystem Ltd