OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
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CAPELLAN vs. MERCURYQuick cruiser action to start with both men trading arm drags, spin kicks, and dropkicks. Cap gets the better of the exchange and nails a hurricarana that sends Merc over the top rope and to the floor. Cap does a running suicide dive to the outside. Cap then tries a springboard asai moonsault but Merc is able to dodge and Cap lands on the guard rail. Merc limbs in the ring and tries to get the countout victory but Cap manages to get back in the ring at 9. Merc keeps Cap down with some kicks and then a swinging neck breaker. Merc goes to the top rope and hits a flying leg drop. He covers for the 2 count. Merc hits a vertical suplex and then goes back to the top for a dragon Sault. Cap gets his knees up. Cap is back on offense hitting three picture perfect dropkicks. Northern Lights suplex by Cap gets a 2 count. Cap looks for the Spinning Dragon kick but Merc ducks it. Cap adjusts and spins a second time connecting with this Dragon Kick. He covers Merc and picks up the three count. WINNER at 4:51 Capellan
SOULDRAGON vs. MATT DADDYMatt Daddy comes to the ring first, on his way down the aisle he pauses to shake hands, kiss babies, and give free financial advice. MD gets in the ring and waits patiently as SoulDragon approaches the ring. SD slithers under the bottom rope and MD offers his hand, SD kicks it away, and MD looks hurt. Referee Gavin Hale calls for the bell and this one is underway. Matt Daddy and SoulDragon meet in the center of the ring, collar and elbow tie up, MD grabs SD’s arm, and twists, momentarily dropping SD to one knee. SD is quickly back to his feet, and rakes the eyes to force the break. This gets SD a warning from Hale – this is an Onslaught Rules match. SD shrugs off the warning and peppers MD with forearm shots to the side of the head, then sends him to the ropes and connects wit ha flying back elbow that catches MD right in the jaw. DS covers, but MD kicks out at one. SD springs to his feet and waits, as MD gets to one knee, SD hits the ropes and catches MD with a dropkick to the side of the head. This sends MD under the bottom rope to the floor. MD is quickly back to his feet on the outside and shakes off the cob webs. Inside the ring, SD springs off the far ropes and tries a suicide plancha over the top rope, MD catches him in mid air and reverses it to a sit down choke slam! MD rolls back into the ring, SD writhes in pain on the outside. MD walks to the ropes, judges the distance, then springs over the top rope and drops an elbow across SD’s sternum. MD pulls SD to his feet and rolls him into the ring then follows him in. MD pulls SD up and sends him to the ropes and locks on the sleeper! SD struggles to free himself, flailing around desperately. In his effort to free himself, SD inadvertently catches Hale in the eye. Gavin Hale falls to his knees in pain and tries to clear his vision. SD frees himself with a mule kick right to MD’s jewels. Matt Daddy hits the mat, obviously in pain. SD climbs the ropes and waits perched on the top. He flies and drops a leg across the back of Matt Daddy’s head, driving his face into the mat. SD pulls Hale over and covers. The referee counts to three! SD leaps to his feet to celebrate, Hale finally clears his vision and sees that Matt Daddy had his foot on the ropes. SD is on the second rope celebrating his victory when the referee comes over and explains that MD had his foot on the bottom rope and he is waving it off. MD gets to his feet and hits a dropkick to the small of the back that drops SD on the turnbuckle. MD gets to his feet and grabs SD and hits a running Razor’s Edge! The back of SD’s head slams into the mat. SD staggers to his feet, Matt kicks him in the midsection, lifts him for a vertical suplex and NAILS the Role model, 1,2,3 this one is over!
WINNER in 6:03 Matt Daddy
After the match, Matt Daddy celebrates and pulls SoulDragon to his feet and shakes his hand. As MD turns around to leave, Firechild is in the ring with a chair, and BASHES Matt Daddy right in the face. MD hits the mat, blood begins to run down his face from a gash on his forehead. Firechild stands above MD glaring at him still holding the chair. FC tosses it aside, mounts MD and pummels his forehead, opening the gash further. Blood now pours off of MD’s forehead, staining his white shirt red. FC pulls MD up, and KILLS him with the Wings of Phoenix on the chair. Firechild stands above MD and glares at him, then leaves the ring without saying a word.
PREDATOR vs. MICROPLAYMicroplay comes down the entry ramp, but is instantly attacked from behind by Predator. Predator lays in some heavy right hands and body slams MP on the ramp. Predator walks off to grab a chair and starts to swing it at MP, but MP responds with a dropkick into the chair!! Predator stumbles toward the edge of the ramp, and MP knocks Predator closer to the end with a series of punches and kicks. Predator fights back and gains the edge, and sets up for a suplex. He’s gonna suplex MP off the stage!!! MP blocks, Predator tries again, MP blocks again, MP drops down and uppercuts Predator in the lower gastromic area! MP grabs the chair from earlier and smashes it over Predator’s head, then DDTs him on the ramp. This match isn’t getting anywhere near the ring. MP grabs a microphone from the Ubekistan Announce Team and starts trash-talking Predator, but Predator kicks MP in the gut, takes the microphone and connects with a huge shot to the head of MP. Predator grabs MPO by the trunks and RAMS HIM HEAD FIRST INTO ENTRY WALL!!!!! The ref has finally seen enough and calls for the bell. NO CONTEST in 4:29.
Predator continues the attack on MP and tries to lawn dart MP into the wall. But MP slides down the back and rams Predator into the wall!! Assorted wrestlers come out from the back to break up the two before they further damage the set...oh yeah, and each other. Their health is important, too.
JOSH O’NEAL vs. FF CAPSLOCKCapslock looks a bit out of his element here, being used to tag teaming. O’Neal looks supremely confident and waits impatiently for Capslock to meet him in the center of the ring. O’Neal has a cocky smirk on his face and flexes his muscles in anticipation of the match. Capslock looks down at the mat and walks to the center of the ring where referee Angelo Barros calls for the bell. Capslock walks right to the smug O’Neal and drops him with a right hook to the jaw! O’Neal gets to his feet and FFC nails him again, and again, peppering him with lefts and rights backing him to the ropes. FFC whips JO to the opposite ropes and drops him with a thunderous right hand to the jaw. JO hits the mat and rolls out of the ring and stomps around ring side holding his jaw and yelling at Capslock. FFC leaves the ring and chases Josh around the ring, O’Neal slides into the ring, when FFC follows, Josh puts the boots to his back. FFC gets to his feet and hits a standing clothesline that catches JO upside the head and sends him staggering backward to the corner. FFC pursues Josh, but as he gets close to the corner, Josh kicks him in the midsection and throws FFC into the corner. Now it is O’Neal’s turn to lay in some hefty punches. JO pulls FFC out of the corner and scoops him up and slams him to the mat! JO takes a moment to congratulate himself and flex. About this time, Eric O’Mac comes out again, just like last week and stands at the top of the ramp, Onslaught championship slung over his shoulder, he watches O’Neal intently. Josh flexes and tries to drop an elbow across FFC’s chest, but FFC rolls out of the way and JO crashes to the mat. FFC gets to his feet and motions for Josh to get to his feet, when he does, FFC scoops Josh up and slams him to the mat, then drops a leg across his chest. FFC covers but Josh powers out at two. Capslock pulls O’Neal to his feet and attempts a whip to the ropes, but JO reverses it and hits a Regal neck breaker. Josh mounts FFC and goes nuts pummeling him with shots to the head. The ref threatens DQ and JO stops and gets to his feet and struts around the ring. When FFC gets to his feet, Josh scoops him up and hits the O-5! Capslock is in trouble! O’Neal makes a nonchalant cover, and FFC is able to roll his shoulder at two. O’Neal goes ballistic and shoves the referee back into the corner and screams in his face. Across the ring, FFC gets to his feet and charges at O’Neal and the referee, the ref sees the massive FFC coming and moves out of the way just in time. FFC plows into O’Neal crushing him in the corner. As O’Neal staggers out trying to regain his breath, FFC catches JO and hits a t-bone tazzplex landing with all his weight on top of O’Neal. Capslock covers and gets the three count.
WINNER in 11:38 FF Capslock
ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. STANKStank rubs his knuckles in anticipation of the beat down that is about to ensue. A worried AA slowly walks toward the middle of the ring to talk things over with Stank. Capps gets in a few words, and Stank nods in agreement. But as AA continues running his mouth, Stank sets up to deck him with a right hand. But AA sees it coming and goes to the eyes before Stank can strike. Capps pounds Stank back to the ropes with punches and chops. Irish whip, but Stank comes back with a jumping shoulder block that sends AA bouncing out through the ropes to the floor. Stank follows out, gets a few shots in, and tosses Capps back into the ring. AA begs off, then kicks low at Stank. But Stank catches his foot and pulls AA up onto his other foot... and takes his head off with a short clothesline! Big elbow drop, and Stank bounces off the ropes and flattens AA with a huge splash. One, two, but Stank pulls AA up. Stank sends Capps to the corner and follows with an avalanche. AA staggers out right into a fireman's carry, but before Stank can hit the STANK-U, Capps grabs the top rope for dear life, so Stank simply dumps him over the top to the floor. However, AA lands on his feet and trips up Stank. AA hops back in quickly and puts the boots to him and chokes him out with the middle rope. AA tries the old "jump on your opponent's back when he's draped on the middle rope" move, but Stank moves and AA crotches himself and gets tangled up in the ropes. Stank uses the opportunity to kick the crap out of Capps. Referee Junior Hale calls for a break and frees AA. Capps grabs Hale, pulls him in directly into a charging Stank, putting the ref out. AA kicks Stank in the nuts and slaps on THE CLAW~! But Stank no-sells the low blow and pulls AA up for the STANK-U~! Cover, but Hale is out, so Stank rolls off Capps and goes out to the floor. Stank grabs a chair and methodically walks up the steps and back into the ring. Stank waits for Capps to get to his feet, but before he does so, F.F. Capslock hits the ring and pulls the chair away from Stank. As Stank and Capslock argue over the chair, Johnny Adrenaline runs in with a golf club. Johnny winds up for FFC, but Stank pulls Capslock out of the way, and JA DRILLS Capps, who was just getting to his feet. FFC tosses Adrenaline over the top rope and proceeds to pound the crap out of him on the floor. Meanwhile, Stank looks down at Capps, then out to the crowd, climbs to the second rope... STANKONIA~! Sorry, Mizz Capps, Stank is for real. Junior Hale comes to his senses, rolls over, and makes the academic three count. WINNER in 12:19: Stank
THIM REYNOLDS & JUSTIN SANE vs. NAYR & AUSTRAROONayr and Austraroo walk down and enter the ring together - they're obviously discussing tactics and are ready for this one. Justin's music hits and he explodes through the curtain, sprints down into the ring and dives headfirst at Nayr and Austraroo, knocking them both out of the ring. The action has started so the ref rings the bell. Justin is stood in the center of the ring while Nayr and Austraroo compose themselves on the outside, meanwhile Thim has seen what's happening and he to runs down into the rings and tries to get Justin to stand on the apron. However the ref insists that Justin is the legal man . . . Nayr and Austraroo are now both back on the apron and decide that Nayr will kick things off. Justin is still arguing with Thim when Nayr hits him with a clothesline to the back of the neck, smashing him down to the canvas. Nayr picks Justin up and plants him straight back down with a simple scoop slam right in the center of the ring. He follows that up by picking Justin up and hitting a hard Irish whip into their corner, followed up with a charge and a tag to Austraroo. Austraroo pounds on Justin and then whips him into the ropes before catching him with a wicked looking flying forearm. He goes for the cover but only gets a two. All this Time Thim is screaming in the corner for Justin to try and make a tag. Austraroo whips Justin back into their corner and tags Nayr back in - this pairing are really working well together, totally dissecting Justin. The action continues like this for almost ten minutes - both Nayr and Austraroo hitting some hellacious moves on Justin who just refuses to stay down, and much to the despair of Thim seemingly refuses to even try and tag, using instead every opportunity to hit back with full force offence and occasionally connecting. Eventually after several near falls Justin manages to gain the upper hand after Austraroo whips him low into the ropes and tries to follow with a running leg choke over the middle rope, however Justin seems to bounce off more than he'd anticipated and Austraroo crotches himself on the rope. Justin finally takes the chance to head for his own corner where Thim is ready to explode - suddenly Justin notices that Austraroo, who by now has untangled himself from the ropes and is staggering in the center of the ring, is in trouble and see his chance. Thim screams again but Justin assures him it'll all be OK before turning round and charging at Austraroo. As he does so Justin manages to trip over, well, his own feet really and connects with a full force head butt to Austraroo's knee. Justin looks unconscious after the impact and Austraroo has forgotten his crotch problems and has crashed to the mat with what looks awfully like a dislocated kneecap!! Thim has had enough and quickly climbs through the ropes and drags the lifeless Justin back to their own corner before climbing out of the ring, tagging himself in and then climbing back.
Before Nayr can react Thim has clamped on a modified Reflex-O-Lock on the bad leg of Austraroo, pushing most of the torque through the knee and forcing him to tap almost immediately. WINNERS in 13:42 Justin Sane and Thim Reynolds
OOWF Invitational Round 3[/u]
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. DONOVAN VIPERAs MHJ makes his entrance, DV attacks from behind with a blow to the back of the head. MHJ tumbles down the ramp. DV introduces him to the ringside barriers before wrapping his trusty chain around his knuckles. One good shoot between the eyes and a spaghetti-legged MHJ finally falls down. DV pulls him to his feet and a thin stream of blood trickles down his face. DV kisses his chain and goes for another shot, but MHJ ducks and punches him in the gut. Knee lift to the face follows and MHJ hits a nice swinging neck breaker on the floor. Nasty double stomp to the face follows. MHJ removes the chain and chokes DV for a few minutes before tossing DV into the ring. The ref signals for the bell. MHJ continues his advantage with two stiff short armed lariats for a 2 count. Mounted punches follow and MHJ adds in a head pound free of charge. Running knee drop to the face gets another 2 and DV bails. MHJ rolls out after him and whips him hard into the apron. DV gets a low blow and hits a modified flat liner that crashes MHJ face first into the apron. DV rolls MHJ back in and punts him in the face for 2. Death Elbow~!!! is ducked, but MHJ’s DDT attempt is countered into a northern lights with a bridge for 2. Both up and slugging it out. MHJ gets the better of that exchange and sends DV into the ropes. DV ducks the ensuing clothesline attempt and rebounds off with a flying forearm. MHJ rolls out the ring. DV baseball slides him into the barricade then dumps him into the crowd. A little crowd brawl and DV gets tossed face first into the barricade before MH clotheslines him back to ring side. Lucha-Moose hits an elbow drop to the face from the barricade. He drags DV back in and gets a 2. DV is on his knees and MHJ pounds him in the skull with some vicious right hands. The blood if flowing freely as MHJ grinds DV’s face into the mat then stomps the back of his head for a 2 count. MHJ hauls him to his feet, but DV fires back with several back elbows and a one armed Ace Crusher for 2. DV wipes the blood from his face and they slug it out for a minute. MHJ counters the SideWinder~!!! twice before hitting a neck breaker. Both men down but MHJ is up first. He puts the boots to DV then drapes him over the bottom rope to choke him out. MHJ rolls to the outside and hits a running boot to the side of DV’s head. MHJ drags DV to his feet for a pile driver, but DV drops to his knees and applies the dreaded Testicular Claw. The crowd is torn – some are cheering, some are laughing, and others are chanting “You’re a homo.” MHJ manages to kick DV in the face then retreats to tend to his injury. DV jumps him from behind and wails on him for all he’s worth and scores with a reversed DDT. He immediately pulls him right back up and hits the SideWinder~!!! He takes a moment too long to make the cover and MHJ rolls his shoulder at the last possible moment. DV is furious, so he rolls out and grabs his chain. Chain assisted Death Elbow~!!! is countered into a hot shot into the ropes. MHJ shakes away the cobwebs and grabs the chain. In the process he pulls DV’s arm around his throat and chokes him out with a modified rear naked choke. DV passes out and MHJ is declared the winner.
WINNER in 25:49 Moosehead Jack
CHIRS ALT vs. SERAPHSeraph and CA lock up to begin. A quick series of counter wrestling leads to CA countering into a face first trip and forearming the crap out of Seraph. Angry man knee drop to the back of the skull gets CA a 2. Seraph slows the rally down with a rake of the eyes and a couple of boots to the gut. Hard Irish whip to the corner is followed up with a neck snapping clothesline. Bull dog out of the corner scores, but only merits Seraph a 2 count. Seraph locks in a tight head lock and CA seeks refuge in the ropes. Seraph breaks, but then boots CA in the back of the head three times before pulling to his feet. Neck breaker gets another 2 and Seraph scoops CA for 2 slams and an elbow drop to the face. He bends CA’s head over his knee in a modified chin lock. CA fights back to his feet, but Seraph forearms him in the kidneys and drops him with an inverted DDT for 2. Seraph shakes his head then pulls CA to his feet. He staggers CA with some crisply executed punches before attempting an Irish whip. CA counters, but Seraph re-counters into a Side Russian leg sweep for 2. Seraph leads CA to the corner where he beats him down with punches and stomps then gives him a boot choke. Ref admonishes and Seraph pulls CA to his face. He slaps CA in the face and whips him to the opposite corner. Corner charge is avoided and CA annihilates Seraph with a discus clothesline. It’s all CA after that as he scores with a tornado DDT, a spear through the ropes, and an Asai DDT from the apron to the floor. Seraph manages to get his foot on the ropes after the ensuing pin. They run the ropes and Seraph counters a cross body with a drop kick to the midsection. Seraph works the abdominal region with a gut buster, some knees to the gut, and a front suplex that he immediately transitions into a surf board. CA feeds off the crowd, get out and kills Seraph with a kick to the face. CA hits a lion sault, but the abuse to the ribs prevents him from making the cover right away and Seraph kicks out. They slug it out for a moment and Seraph manages to elevate CA over the top rope. CA holds on and lands on the apron. He sidesteps a Seraph charge and hooks him for a suplex. Seraph lands on the apron as well and they fight on the apron. CA counters what looks to be German Suplex with some well placed back elbows. Seraph jumps right back up but CA is waiting with a kick to the gut. Tiger Driver ‘91~!!! on the apron. Seraph is dead! CA tosses the dead weight back into the ring and gets the pin fall.
WINNER in 41:08 Chris Alt
CHRIS COLE vs. MR. JEALOUSJunior Hale is YOUR referee
Lockup to start, Jealous pushing Cole around a bit. Cole steadies after a couple of tries and slips out, trying to get behind Jealous and suplex him. Jealous gets caught, suplexed, and bounces. He snaps to his feet with Cole already in his face, swinging and trying to back him up. Jealous is staggered, but pushes through the punches with a giant shoulder block that sends Cole tumbling back across the ring. Jealous closes, but
Cole has rolled to his feet and the two get chest to chest, exchanging words. Jealous slaps Cole, who thinks about it for a second before the two start brawling. Ref "Junior" hale stays clear of the two big guys while they trade punches and kicks, ending with Cole snap suplexing Jealous in the center of the ring. Cover only gets two as Jealous launches Cole off him, Cole missing the ref by mere inches. Jealous grabs for Cole, but Cole reaches down and picks the ankle, trying to slap on his version of the cloverleaf. Jealous flails and struggles but can't power out of the hold, so he pushes up on his hands and drags Cole to the ropes. Hale calls for the rope break, but Cole holds Jealous to a 4-count. Cole trash-talks Jealous some more, who slides out of the ring for a chair. Cole sees this and rolls out for his OWN chair. Hale chases Cole first, aware of his cheating ways. Cole surrenders his chair only after actually getting into the ring. Jealous clambers in with his chair at the ready. Cole deliberately leans on the ropes near the ramp and gets admonished by the ref, but shoves him clear when Jealous charges with his chair. Cole ducks, the chair hits the top rope and rebounds into Jealous' face! He staggers with the chair still in hand, and Cole finishes him off with a dropkick Van Daminator. Jealous is out cold and the ref didn't see the dropkick, so he counts three for Cole! WINNER in 9:49 Chris Cole
After the match, Cole poses over Jealous' carcass before he wakes up.
JOHNNY ADRENALINE vs. SIRIRAMJohnny comes to the ring with a look of intensity on his face. He comes out alone, no AA, no Ron Simmons, no Ric Flair, no Boogeyman, no Jesus H. Kidneypuncher, no Fred the Monkey, just Johnny. Johnny stops before he gets into the ring and glares at Siriram and slowly takes off his jacket. Siriram motions for Johnny to get into the ring, he even holds the ropes open for him. Johnny starts to get on the apron, then jumps down, walks around the ring and rolls under the bottom rope and backs into the corner and keeps his eyes focused on Siriram. Referee Gavin Hale calls them to the center of the ring and calls for the bell. Siriram darts in a couple of times and tries to hook Johnny’s le, but each time Johnny gets free. Finally Siriram starts to come in high, then drops low and slips behind Johnny and takes him to the mat with a waist lock. Siriram grabs Johnny’s arm and immediately tries to apply a key lock, but Johnny is able to slide out of it, roll his weight behind Siriram, slip on a half nelson and roll Siriram over for a one count! Mat wrestling? Who is this guy and what did he do with Johnny Adrenaline. Johnny pops to his feet, as Siriram stands up and turns, he eats a short clothesline from Adrenaline. Johnny falls on Siriram and covers for a one count. Johnny gets to his feet and waits, hoping for another short clothesline, but Siriram sees Johnny, and instead spins on the mat and takes Johnny to the canvas with a drop toe hold. Siriram pounces on Johnny and locks on a double chicken wing submission move, driving his head between Johnny’s shoulder blades and pulling him up to a sitting position. Johnny yells in pain but will not give up. There is no way Johnny can make it to the ropes. Adrenaline slowly works until his legs are out from underneath him and gets to a standing position, before Siriram can react, Johnny drops straight down and nails an unprettier! JA shakes his arms trying to get feeling back and covers Siriram but can only get a one count. JA pulls Siriram up and tries a rope whip, but Siriram reverses it and catches Johnny on the rebound with a belly to belly suplex right into a pin. Johnny kicks out at tow, springs to his feet, and gets caught in a Siriram Samoan drop. Another two count. Johnny is up, and turns to face Siriram who then peppers him with stiff kicks to the side of the knees and legs. Johnny staggers a bit and Siriram rocks him with a European upper cut. Johnny bounces off the ropes and comes right back for more, Siriram obliges, connecting wit ha couple of forearms to the side of the head that stagger Johnny around the ring, Adrenaline is quick to regain his composure and surprisingly wants Siriram to bring the fight to him. Johnny backs into the corner and dares Siriram to follow him. Siriram knows he has Johnny punch drunk and follows him into the corner, as Siriram approaches, Johnny gets Siriram with a thumb to the eye that doubles Siriram over in pain. Johnny grabs Siriram and hauls him up for a suplex, but then slingshots him off the top rope and hits the Adrenaline Rush! Johnny covers, but Siriram kicks out at two! Johnny pulls Siriram to his feet, but Siriram stuns him with a knife edge chop, as Johnny falls to the mat, he grabs Siriram and rolls him up, Johnny grabs a hand full of tights with one hand and puts his other hand on the ropes and gets the tainted three count.
WINNER in 15:44 – Johnny Adrenaline
Non-Tournament Matches[/u]
JW WESTGAARD vs. NILES ANDERSONNA jump starts the contest by attacking JWW while he acknowledges the crowd. NA is stomping away at JWW and the ref admonishes him. NA argues with the ref and JWW recovers. JWW tosses NA into the corner and lights him up with some big rights and lefts before bealing him out of the corner. NA gets mauled with two clotheslines and a HUGE back body drop. NA begs off then hides behind the ref. Thumb to the eye and NA floors JWW with a drop kick. NA bows to the crowd then turns around to find JWW back on his feet. NA offers his hand in a gesture of sportsmanship. JWW accepts, and then catches NA’s foot. Brutal arm and leg suplex follow and NA is ready to give up on this match. JWW catches up to him and fights him back to the ring. NA attacks as JWW slides back under the ropes and puts the boots to him. Swinging neck breaker gets him a 2 and NA follows up with a side head lock. JWW powers out of it, but NA snaps him back down head first to the mat. NA pulls him up and JWW punches him in the gut. NA knees him in the face, and then rebounds off the ropes. JWW explodes from his knees with a clothesline and dominates NA for several minutes with some good old fashioned slobber knockering. NA peppers in a few punches and kicks, but JWW is a man possessed and destroys him with a spine buster and a Cross Check that sends NA into the corner. JWW pulls him into the center of the ring, but NA kicks out at 2. JWW attempts the International Driver~!!! but NA slips free and catches JWW with a belly-to-back roll up (grabbing the tights of course) for the victory.
WINNER in 17:31 Niles Anderson
PHIL vs. CONCRETE TG vs. CANADIAN DRAGONAngelo Barros is YOUR referee
Three-way stare down to start, CTG and CD charge Phil together and clatter off him. Phil creaks his head to one side. "Yar?" CD and CTG try a double dropkick and Phil staggers. CTG snaps back to his feet and shoulder blocks Phil, and the audible *Clang* gives you the result. Phil again looks curiously at his opponents before chugging forward and knocking them both down with a double clothesline! CD rolls on the mat holding the back of his head as CTG pulls himself back to his feet with the ropes. Phil glances back and forth between the two before charging CTG again. CD baseball slides in and trips Phil, who clatters to the mat. CTG hurries over and tries a couple of leg locks, but the legs start telescoping and start trying to tie CTG in a knot! CD, baffled, just backs up and sits on the corner turnbuckle to watch. The ref thinks Phil has actually found a way to choke with his legs and starts a five count, which Phil almost loses on a DQ when the telescoping takes time to pull back into place. CTG stands and mimes "was that even legal?" and ref Barros shrugs. Phil pushes back to his feet and starts digging through his spell components, which the ref gives a warning. Phil casts Hold person on the ref and he freezes in place. CTG backs up a little as Phil draws his sword for more bodily harm. What follows is a "Transporter"-style fight sequence of CTG's acrobatics vs. Phil's brute force. CD, for his own safety, slides off the corner to the apron to the floor and buys himself a hot dog to enjoy the acrobatics. CTG dodges the swinging sword and occasional searing light spell that scorches a hot dog vendor, the timekeeper, and a couple of little old ladies, but not one seems to land on CTG. Phil grows even more frustrated and sheathes his blade to cast a Distinegrate and rid the OOWF of CTG for good. Since Phil can only move so much while casting CTG slides between his legs and grabs for the manual override control - a Sega Genesis controller looped around Phil's belt, tucked away behind the spell component bags. Tapping away frantically, CTG starts entering code after code after code, trying to stop the spell. Phil continues to conjure, but his disintegrate turns into a shower of popcorn! CTG puts in one last code and tucks the controller back in place. Phil finally turns to face CTG and tries to grab him for the ASTRO PLUNDER BUSTER but is apparently in slow motion from CTG's codes! CTG hops up with a posting Ezugiri and knocks Phil to the mat, causing the popcorn to fly everywhere. CTG gets into position and finishes Phil off with a BACKWALL for the win! WINNER in 15:34 Concrete TG
Post-match, CTG takes the controller again and disables all the codes he put in. Phil stands, looks puzzled, then teleports away. CD has already gone to the back to call it a night.
ERIC O’MAC vs. FIRECHILD – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchEOM and FC lock up and wrestle a surprisingly technical affair. For the first two or three minutes anyway. Fists start flying soon after and FC gets a brief advantage until EOM scores with a jumping spin kick. EOM hits a turn around leg drop for 2 and hauls FC into the corner. EOM goes for the corner punches and FC pushes him off. EOM charges in with reckless abandon and gets toe tripped into the turnbuckles. FC goes to work on him and when the ref asks for the break, he does so cleanly then tells the ref LDW is trying to interfere. The ref looks and FC mule kicks EOM in the sac. FC apologizes and continues to brutalize EOM for a few minutes. EOM fights back with some martial arts goodness, but whiffs on a side kick and FC drives him to the mat with a release German suplex. FC stalks him. EOM staggers to his feet and accidentally hits the ref in the eyes. EOM pays FC back with a low blow of his own. EOM attempts the Wings of the Phoenix, but FC has enough left in the tank to back body drop him all the way to the floor. EOM drags himself back into the ring and FC takes over with some nifty back related submission holds that twist EOM all over the place. EOM fights back and gets the better of FC. FC bails and grabs the title and a chair. He slides the chair into the ring. The ref kicks it back out and FC blasts EOM in the face with the belt while the ref is distracted. Cover only gets 2 and FC is livid. EOM reaches into his tights and retrieves a pair of brass knuckles. He distracts the ref by telling him that the belt is at ring side which proves FC hit him with it. FC denies the accusation and while the ref attends to the belt, he attacks EOM. They exchange a few moves and EOM slips the knuckles onto his hand and drops like he’s been shot. The ref turns just in time to see FC standing over him, trying to pull the knucks off. FC tells him it’s not what it looks like and hands them to the ref as a show of goodwill. The ref tosses them out of the ring, leaving FC vulnerable to the deadliest combo in all of wrestling. Low blow/school boy/hold the tights. EOM picks up the sneaky victory.
WINNER in 24:11 and still OOWF Onslaught Champion, Eric O’Mac
THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER vs. THE BLACK DAWGS – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchYour referee, Angelo Barros, barely gets the belts from The Devil’s Brigades’ hands when The Blackdawgs and The Team from Down Under attack! Underdawg and Gatorbait start pummeling Harper Camby, and Black Dragon and Outback Jack drive Tommy O’Neil into a corner and start taking turns throwing brutal chops across his chest! Barros tries to restore order, but fails miserably when Gator and UD double press slam Camby over the top rope, and O’Neil simply drops down and rolls under the ropes to the floor to escape OBJ and BD! Both teams celebrate for a split second, then Underdawg clotheslines Gator over the top rope, just as Outback Jack nails Blackdragon with The Boomerang, sending him crashing to the mat and out to the floor! The teams now all get in their respective corners, and we have OBJ and Underdawg in the ring – Underdawg goes to lock up, Outback ducks and fires off a kick to the thigh, then a second. Underdawg makes a grab for the Aussie, but Jack avoids him and kicks the hamstring twice more. ‘Dawg gets his paws on Outback, and whips him top the ropes – OBJ ducks the clothesline, rebounds off the far ropes and drops down, driving a shoulder into Underdawg’s leg, taking him to the floor. Outback follows up with a stomp of the knee, grabs UD’s leg and tags in Gatorbait. Gator continues the assault on Underdawg’s leg, trying to neutralize the Dead Dawg’s strength by keeping him on the mat – he stomps the knee a couple more times, then locks on the ½ crab. UD won’t submit, so Gator lets go of the hold after a minute, grabs the leg and executes a rolling leg snap – he comes to his feet at the end of the roll to close to the Brigades’ corner though, and Harper Camby blind tags in – Gator is NOT happy about that folks! Camby motions to the ref to get Gator out of the ring, and while Barros is escorting the Aussie out, Camby stomps Underdawg blatantly low!Camby picks up UD, and clubs him across the back with multiple forearms – when he gets UD down to one knee, HC switches to kicks in the gut. He then cinches UD around the waist and lifts him for a power bomb! UD isn’t out of the fight yet, and as Camby gets him up, UD hits him flush in the jaw with a big right hand! Camby loses his balance and crashes to the mat with UD sitting on his chest! Underdawg rolls to his corner and tags in Blackdragon! Harper get to one knee just as Dragon sprints over and hits a running dropkick to the side of the head. Camby gets back to one knee while BD stomps away, until Camby SNAPS and grabs Blackdragon by the throat! Referee Barros moves to make him break, but Camby has a two handed choke on, lifts BD off the ground and after shaking him for a 3 count, slams him to the ground with a version of the Baldo Bomb! Shaking with rage, Camby picks BD up again and sends him flying into a corner, slamming into the turnbuckle, where Dragon slumps to the floor – but it is TTFDU’s corner, and Gator tags himself in! But as he tries to get in the ring, Camby pushes him to the floor and continues to stomp a mud hole in Blackdragon, while O’Neil is screaming that his partner is not attacking the legal man! Camby isn’t listening; at least until Gator hops back on the apron, reaches over and snaps Camby’s neck across the top rope. Gator then climbs to the top rope and hits a diving clothesline, taking Camby to the mat! Camby staggers to his feet, and the shot from Gator must have cleared some of the “vitamin induced” cobwebs, because he staggers to his corner and tag in Tommy O’Neil. O’Neil gets right up into Gatorbait’s grill, and when the Aussie goes to lock up, TO spits right in Gator’s face! Gator gives a shocked look, and O’Neil takes advantage with a sharp right jab in the eye, and then an enziguri, staggering the Team From Down Under’s powerhouse! O’Neil continues with the stick and move tactics, mixing kicks and punches with chops – he finally get Gator where he wants him and hits a swinging DDT, and goes for the first cover of the match – Gator kicks out at one, just as UD and OBJ start to come in for the save! Barros gets them both out, and O’Neil takes advantage of the distraction with a shot to the throat, and loads up for the Wicked Left Hook – Gator ducks, Tommy counters with a low kick and goes for the Hangover! Gator counters THAT into a wheelbarrow slam! Gatorbait covers, but Blackdragon comes off the top rope with an elbow, breaking up the count! That sets off Outback Jack, who barrels into the ring, spearing Blackdragon right out of his boots – and right out of the ring! Before Blackdragon can recover, OBJ picks him up in a fireman’s carry, and throws him over into a Death Valley Driver across the ringside barrier, nearly snapping BD in half! Underdawg runs the apron to help his partner, diving off with a flying clothesline – now Underdawg and Outback Jack are throwing haymakers on the outside! Referee Barros leans through the ropes to separate the two men, just as Gatorbait goes to finish off Tommy O’Neil with The Chomp! But as he picks up The Irishman, Harper Camby comes in threatening to make it a two on one! Gator drops his would-be victim, but Camby baits him a step back, so Gator fires off a thrust kick – and Tommy O’Neil chops blocks his plant leg – Gator goes down with a howl! Now Barros turns to get Camby back out of the ring, OBJ starts to climb back in the ring to save his partner when a thoroughly pissed off Underdawg drags him off the apron and they start tearing into each other again! Tommy O’Neil tags in Camby, who lifts Gator up, blind tag by O’Neil, TRIPLE 6! O’Neil with the cover, Underdawg realizes what is happening, but OBJ thumbs him in the eye and takes him to the floor – 1, 2, 3! WINNER in 37:18 – The Devil’s Brigade!
Post match, Referee Barros is trying to separate OBJ and Underdawg, who are STILL going at it – Outback looks like he has completely slipped his hinges though, and it takes OOWF security, most of the referees and some of the locker room to pull him off of The Dead Dawg – UD gathers up Blackdragon and heads to the back while Outback is screaming “WE AIN’T DONE YET YOU DINGO! WE AIN’T DONE YET!”
LD WILLIAMS vs. UNCLE ENTITY – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchUncle Entity comes out with Jesse Garron, after a minute or so, LD Williams comes to the ring. As he is taking off the title and handing it to referee Sterling Glaw, GM the Rick comes out with a mic:
Folks, we have a small change tonight. See LD, I was not completely satisfied with the way you bailed on the title match last week. And since you already said Capellan would eventually get another shot, I have decided that he will indeed get another shot, tonight! So as of right now, this is a triple threat match for the Intercontinental Title!LD WILLIAMS vs. UNLCE ENTITY vs. CAPELLAN – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchLD Williams just glares at GM the Rick, but does not throw a tantrum. Capellan and LDW’s eyes meet as Cap enters the ring. The ref checks all three men and calls for the bell, this one is under way! Williams goes after Capellan first and the two stand toe to toe and exchange rights. Entity watches, amused, for a moment, then hits the ropes and connects with a drop kick that catches both LDW and Cap in the mouth. LDW slides under the bottom rope and falls to the floor on his knees. Inside the ring, Entity picks Capellan up and body slams him on the mat, then bounds off the ropes and drops a leg across his throat. Entity covers, but Capellan kicks out at two. Entity is quick to his feet and waits for Capellan to stand up, as he does, Entity grabs him for a stunner, but Capellan pushes him toward the ropes, LD Williams is just on the apron now, and Entity and he crash heads. Williams falls to the floor, Entity staggers backward, Capellan leaps in the air and hits an enzurugi that catches Entity in the side of the head. UE hits the mat and Cap covers, but UE is able to kick out at two. Capellan pulls UE to the middle of the ring, picks him up and hits a modified choke slam/backbreaker, then heads to the ropes. Capellan remains perched on the top rope for a moment, then soars through the air and lands a perfect flying elbow to Entity’s sternum. Cap covers, but LDW slides under the bottom rope and breaks it up at two. LDW grabs Capellan by the hair and throws him over the top rope and turns his attention to the fallen Uncle Entity. One small problem though, Capellan lands on the apron, then launches himself into the ring, spring boarding off the top rope and connecting with a missile dropkicks into LDW’s back that sends the champ sprawling face first into the corner. Capellan grabs LDW from behind and rolls him up for a two count, which is broken up by Uncle Entity with a kick to Capellan’s face. Entity stands Capellan up and nearly takes his head off with a spinning leg lariat. Entity grabs Capellan by the head and throws him over the top rope, once again Capellan lands on the ring apron, but this time, he eats a super kick to the mouth from Entity that knocks him to the floor. Entity turns his attention to LDW who charges out of the corner at UE, Entity side steps the charging Williams and shoves him to the ropes and catches him in a sleeper hold on the rebound. LDW flails wildly trying to escape. LDW cannot reach the ropes, so he relies on the old standby, he drops straight down and hits a chin breaker. UE Staggers in pain, but as soon as LDW gets to his feet and tries a clothesline, UE ducks and catches LDW in the million dollar dream! From behind, Capellan is on the apron and climbs the ropes, he leaps aiming for the back of Uncle Entity, at the last second Entity spins around and releases the hold, Capellan comes crashing down on Williams, driving his elbow straight onto LDW’s nose. LDW is writhing in pain on the mat, Capellan is trying to regain his composure, Uncle Entity charges at Capellan, but Capellan recovers in time to reverse it and back drop a charging Entity out of the ring. Entity hits the floor hard. Inside the ring, Capellan pulls LDW to his feet, blood is running from LDW’s nose, which is likely broken. Cap throws a couple of punches at Williams nose, then pulls LDW to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches the champ with a picture perfect drop kick right to the face. Williams falls, Cap covers, but LDW kicks out at two. LDW staggers to his feet and Capellan grabs him from behind and tries to run to the ropes for a roll up, but LDW holds on and shrugs Capellan off. Capellan rolls through and springs to his feet and charges at LDW, Williams backdrops Capellan, and once again, Cap lands on the apron. He grabs LDW and is about to guillotine him on the top rope, but LDW frees himself wit ha knee to Cap’s midsection. Williams grabs Cap’s head and runs him down the apron and slams him face first into the steel ring post. When head meets steel it makes a sickening thud. Capellan falls to the floor, a nasty gash on his head is spilling huge amounts of blood. LDW leaves the ring and kicks Capellan a few times, then turns to Uncle Entity who is just getting to his feet. Williams kicks Entity in the midsection, then DDT’s him on the concrete floor! Uncle Entity is out, Jesse Garron is over and tries to revive UE, this seems to irritate Williams, so he grabs Garron and DDT’s him on the floor as well. Williams rolls back into the ring and slumps in the corner, seemingly content to take a count out win. Referee Glaw starts the ten count, at seven, somehow Capellan is on the apron. Williams explodes out of the corner and grabs Cap and is about to run him into the corner again, Capellan grabs LDW by the had and drops off the apron guillotining his head on the top rope. Williams flops back into the ring, Capellan runs down the apron and leaps to the top rope. As LDW gets to his feet Capellan leaps for a Spinning Dragon Kick, LD Williams ducks and Capellan lands on his feet, Williams stands back up and Capellan grabs him, hooks his arms, BACKSLIDE!!! 1,2,3!!!!! LD Williams kicks out one second too late!
WINNER in 41:15 and NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion! – Capellan!!!
Capellan leaps to his feet and grabs the title and holds it high in the air. LD W is on his knees and buries his head in his hands. Williams gets to his feet and walks over to Capellan, grabs his shoulder and spins him around, Capellan braces for a fight but LDW just looks at him, then…..extends his hand?? Capellan looks at Williams tentatively, Williams reaches out and shakes Capellan’s hand, then falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring leaving Cap to celebrate.
HARDBODY HARRIS vs. SHASHWAT MISHRA – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchShashwat Mishra is out first, ignoring the jeers of the crowd as he makes his way to the ring. SM climbs into the ring and immediately slides back out, despite the protests of Referee Sterling Glaw. OOWF Heavyweight Champion Hardbody Harris enters the arena, and the crowd goes wild. HH stops on the stage and holds the TRIK*D OWT TYTLE high as it plays highlights of his title win. Harris is so preoccupied interacting with the fans that he doesn’t see SM barreling up the ramp. SM spears HH, driving him back through the curtain. Before the crowd can react, HH is tossed back out onto the stage. HH gets unsteadily to his feet, and is brained with his own belt by a charging SM. SM drops the title and climbs on to HH, pummeling him and drawing blood. Glaw heads up the ramp to take control, but is forced to dive aside as SM whips HH toward the ring. HH hits the apron hard, with SM right behind attempting a sprinting clothesline. HH ducks/falls out of the way and SM runs into the apron. SM is up first and goes after HH, but is blocked by Glaw, who screams at SM to get in the ring. SM reluctantly climbs into the ring, followed by the still-ranting official. HH rolls under the ropes and the match is now officially underway. SM comes off the ropes and drops a vicious knee into HH’s neck as he starts to get up. SM stomps away, then picks HH up and slams him to the mat. SM covers, but HH kicks out at two. SM tries to pick HH up, but gets taken over with a fireman’s carry. HH drops a pair of elbows, then picks SM up and backs him into the corner. HH delivers some stiff shots to the midsection then mounts the turnbuckles for the count-along. HH gets to five, and SM shoves him off. HH rolls right back to his feet and sprints into the corner, driving a shoulder into SM’s midsection. HH hits a few more shoulder blocks for good measure and climbs the turnbuckles again. HH raises his fist, looks to the crowd, and shouts “ONE MORE TIME!” This time, he makes the ten, jumps off the turnbuckles and plants SM with a bulldog. HH covers. One…Two…SM drapes a foot over the ropes to break the count. HH picks SM up and throws him to the ropes. Boot to the midsection, and HH hits the Fameasser. Foregoing the cover, HH picks SM up and goes for the TO BE EDITED IN LATER, but SM reverses, shoots HH to the ropes, and follows with a clothesline that takes both men to the outside. Glaw starts the count. SM is up at five, and rolls in to break it at six. SM rolls back out and throws HH into the railing, bringing admonishment from Glaw. Seeing that he’s being thoroughly ignored, Glaw goes to the outside to break things up. As Glaw rounds the corner of the ring, SM hurls HH at him, making an HH-Glaw-Ring post sandwich the leaves Glaw out cold. Before Glaw even hits the floor, SM has a chair in hand and goes after HH. HH stops the advance with a fist to the midsection, but SM brings the chair down as he doubles over, slamming it into HH’s skull. SM recovers and chokes HH with the chair as Mel Creech makes his way to the ring. Mel taps SM on the shoulder and looks pointedly at the chair. SM looks at Mel, shrugs, and goes back to choking HH. Mel taps him on the shoulder again and puts his hand out palm up. SM is incredulous, “MORE??” Mel nods. SM shakes his head and tosses the chair aside. He picks HH up and throws him into the ring. SM grabs the legs in preparation for the Pain Killer, but HH starts to struggle, managing to twist onto his back. As he rolls over, HH follows through and hits a clubbing right hand to SM’s face. SM staggers back and HH gets to his feet. HH shoots him to the ropes and hits a power slam, leaving both men on the mat. HH is up first, and as SM gets to his feet HH hits the TO BE EDITED IN LATER. HH makes the cover and Mel Creech counts. One…Two…Three! WINNER and still OOWF Champion, in 34:23, Hardbody Harris.
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