OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Hiroshima, Japan
August 20, 2014
CHRIS EVANS & ECOSYSTEM vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHEREEcosystem and Evans make their entrance first, Ecosystem in business suit, and Evans in his regular ring wear. Ecosystem does the 'fold up the suit' thing in the corner and pretty much ignores Banned From Everywhere and entourage as they come to the ring. Evans does not, and shakes his head, saying they are beneath him. Either way the match is starting, and Evans and Awesome Bill are starting out. Back and forth, a fairly standard opening to the match, and Evans tags in Ecosystem. He and Bill go toe to toe and then Bill tags in Justin. Justin waits in the corner before letting out a mighty yell and charging Ecosystem with a clothesline, which Ecosystem counters easily with an arm drag. Justin gets to his feet and wipes his face down repeatedly with his hands, Three Stooges-style. Ecosystem sees this and smirks and plays Moe to Justin's Curly. They clap in front of each other and then lock up with a clapping sounds and then release. Then in front of each other, into lock up and release. They do this two or three times, before ...Justin changes the rhythm up and the start playing pattycake! They smile, and do a couple of rounds of this, until they mutually smack each other in the foreheads. They recover, and then circle each other, and Justin reaches out and grabs Ecosystem's right hand with his. They do a bit of a show of strength and their hands extend over head, at which point, they transition into a minuet dance? Justin is very serious, but Ecosystem appears to be having a great time. They finish the dance and bow to each other. As Justin bows, Ecosystem brings his fist up to meet Justin's nose, then swings it down around to hit him in the back of the head, slapstick style. Justin drops to the mat. Ecosystem shrugs and drops as well, rolling him over for a pin, one..two...NO!! Justin is gets a shoulder up and tries to poke Ecosystem between the eyes, which Ecosystem stops with a hand between the fingers. Justin pushes him off with another "whoop whoop whoop" and run around the ring, Ecosystem just stands in his corner, watching him with a smirk, when Evans, who is clearly tired of this, blind tags himself in. Eco is surprised, but doesn't protest and leaves.
Evans is clearly tired of the shenanigans and goes after Justin full-force. He back him into the corner with an onslaught of extreme violence. He continues to pummel him, drawing a warning from the referee. Evans relents and snapmares Justin out of the corner to the center of the ring, and pulls him up by his mohawk. He grabs Justin's shoulder from behind and CODEBREAKER~! He tries to transition in to the Gogoplata, but it's broken up by Awesome Bill. The referee gets Bill out of the ring, and Evans isolates Justin into a neutral corner, and continues working him over. Once again the referee is forced to intervene, which allows Justin to stagger over to tag in Bill. Awesome Bill comes in and Evans just smirks and decides it doesn't matter who the dance partner is. He unloads on Bill, but Bill unloads right back, angry at Evans' treatment of his partner. He drops repeated BIONIC ELBOWS~! onto Evans repeatedly, sending him staggering back to his corner. He follows Evans in, grabs him and...DECATUR DROP~! He pins, one..twoo...and it's broken up by Ecosystem, who is no longer all smiles, and leaves the ring. Evans gets to his feet, and staggers back to his corner, tagging in Ecosystem. Ecosystem comes in a house o' fire, and he and Awesome Bill do some quick power exchanges. Eco runs the ropes, but Bill catches him and transitions into the CUYLER CLUTCH~! Ecosystem tries valiantly to get to the ropes, but no dice. The referee repositions himself and doesn't see Evans push the rope in so Ecosystem can grab them. The referee insists Bill break the hold, which he does, but complains about Evans' cheating. Ecosystem limps over and tags Evans in, and Bill doesn't see him. DRAGON SUPLEX~! Bill is down, Evans pins and one..two....THREE~!
WINNERS in 7:12 – Chris Evans & Ecosystem
MURPHY’S LAW vs. CRASH & BURNCrash and Burn make their way to the ring first, playing to a crowd that is clearly happy to see them.Miranda Williams and Tommy Wilder climb the turnbuckles and pose, then backflip into the ring. They run the ropes in a criss-cross pattern to warm up as their opponents are announced. Murphy’s Law, DK and Daniella, step onto the stage and the crowd gets even louder. They drink in the reaction, then march to the ring. The teams shake hands, and Referee Angelos Barros gives the teams their instructions, sends them to their corners, and calls for the bell.
Daniella and Miranda meet in center ring and lock up. Dee has a clear power advantage, and backs Miranda into a neutral corner. They break clean and lock up again. Miranda tries to drop back into a monkey flip, but Dee blocks and flings her into the ropes. Miranda springs off the middle strand and nails a back elbow. She rolls right to her feet and presses her attack, hitting several kicks as Dee gets up. She grabs Dee’s head and tries for a codebreaker, but Dee blocks and reverses it into a powerbomb. She hooks the leg, but Miranda rolls a shoulder at two.
Both women are up, and Dee connects with a hard forearm that knocks Miranda off-balance. She follows that up with another, and an Irish whip into a clothesline. She hauls Miranda to her corner and makes the tag to DK. The Murphys take Miranda over with a tandem suplex, and DK comes of the ropes with a knee drop. He tries for a cover, but Miranda rolls away and slides under the ropes. She takes a minute to clear her head, then climbs back into the ring. DK moves in for a lockup, but Miranda slips behind him and plants a knee in his kidneys. She grabs a waistlock and hits a German suplex. She rolls them to their feet for a second, but DK breaks her grip, pivots, and levels her with a clothesline. He scoops Miranda up and slams her, then sits her up and hits a series of crossfaces. He hauls her to her feet and sends her into the corner, making the tag to Dee.
The Murphy’s work Miranda over in the corner, making a series of tags and consistently breaking when Barros counts. Finally, they send her into the ropes and try for a tandem clothesline. Miranda ducks underneath it and hits the opposite ropes, hanging on to stop her momentum. She heads for her corner, but Dee, who is legal, cuts her off. Miranda attacks with a flurry of kicks and drives Dee back, until Dee catches one and throws her with a leg-trap suplex. Dee stomps Miranda into th mat, then pulls her up and sends her to the ropes. She locks on a sleeper, and Miranda is in trouble. Miranda struggles, and nearly reaches the ropes, but Dee pulls her back. Dee swings Miranda around and drops, driving her into the mat in a sitting position and maintaining the hold. Miranda’s struggles weaken, and Wilder starts in to help, but Barros cuts him off. Barros lifts Miranda’s arm and lets it drop.
1…
2…
3 - the arm stays up!
Miranda gets her legs under her and struggles to her feet. She manages to turn enough to drive an elbow into Dee’s midsection, and Dee releases and slams an elbow into the back of her head. She sends Miranda hard into the Murphys’ corner, but when she charges Miranda moves out of the way. Dee manages to stop before colliding with either the turnbuckles or her brother, but Miranda dives past her and reaches her corner, making the tag to Wilder!
Tommy charges into the ring and snaps Dee over with an armdrag. DK is in and gets the same. He catches Dee with another one, and nails DK with a dropkick that sends him back to the apron. He charges at Dee and spins her around into an Irish whip, then nails her with a beautiful standing dropkick. Wilder runs full-tilt at the ropes and springs to the top, launching into a moonsault. He rolls through to his feet off the landing and goes to the ropes to hit a rolling thunder. He flips Dee over and hooks the leg, but she powers out at two. Wilder is up first and launches into the Moe-do, but Dee starts blocking. She catches both hands, slams a headbutt into his face, and switches her grip to drive him to the mat with a belly-to-belly suplex. She forgoes the cover and pulls Wilder to his feet. Wilder reverses an Irish whip, but it sends Dee into her own corner and she makes the tag to DK.
Wilder sprints into the corner as they make the exchange, and hits both siblings with a split-legged dropkick. He sends DK across the ring, but before he can follow Dee throws him into the turnbuckles with a German suplex. DK bounces off the opposite corner and charges back, slamming into Wilder with a clothesline. DK takes over with a series of forearms, knocking Wilder off his feet. Barros orders them out of the corner, so DK pulls Wilder up. Wilder slips behind him and shoves him into the turnbuckles, then hits the Crash and Burn, ending with bouncing DK’s head off of the turnbuckles in Crash and Burn’s corner. He reaches out and makes the tag to Miranda.
Crash and burn keep DK in the corner with a series of quick tags and suplexes. Dee comes in when Miranda makes a cover, but is quickly escorted out by Barros. DK fights his way out of the corner, but Miranda catches him with a drop toehold and reaches back to tag Wilder, who comes off the top with an elbow to the back of DK’s head. Miranda pulls DK to his feet as Wilder vaults to the top rope. Miranda goes for a Canadian Destroyer, but DK blocks and reverses, driving her into the mat. Dee charges across the ring and dropkicks Wilder, knocking his feet out from under him and causing him to drop him hard on the turnbuckles and tumble to the floor. DK drags Miranda up and stuns her with a European uppercut, then goes to the ropes in front of her as Dee hits the ropes behind her - Call of the Wild! DK covers, and Dee slides under the ropes to cut off Wilder as Barros counts One...Two...Three.
WINNERS, in 59:26, Murphy’s Law.
After the match, DK helps Miranda up as Dee and Wilder climb back into the ring. handshakes are exchanged, and Crash and Burn raise the Murphys’ arms before heading to the back, leaving them to celebrate.
SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. STRENGTH IN SILENCE & SPIDER MCNULTYAll the lights go out on the stage and a single spotlight focuses on a hooded figure. Hblockx's cover of I've got the Power starts, and as the initial hook hits, the hood is yanked off to reveal Power, with the protective skull helmet in place. She is flanked by Shane Tuska and Spider McNulty. And the threesome walks down to the ring, focused and with purpose. They climb into the ring and step to the far side, ignoring the cheers of the crowd, awaiting their opponents
The cheers turn to boos when Laser Cannon Death Sentence hits and out comes Stank, Moosehead Jack, and Chloe, all wearing masks like on that episode of the Twilight Zone (Google Twilight Zone Masks). Chloe and Moose look at each other in mock horror, then point at Power and start laughing. Stank hurls his mask into the crowd while Moose and Chloe continue to mock Power as they walk toward the ring. None of the members of Strength in Silence make a move or seemingly react to the taunts of the Saints. The Saints enter the ring and Chloe and Moose take off the masks and continue to taunt Power and Tuska while Stank begins to taunt Spider with age remarks. One remark has the Saints all laughing, Suddenly Strength in Silence and Spider explode in unison, attacking the Saints and catching them off guard. In unison Strength in Silence and Spider back all the Saints into the ropes. They throw them across the ring and while Moose and Stank catch themselves and slide out of the ring, Chloe doesn't, She's caught by her sister, Spider hits the ropes and Clotheslines Chloe out of her socks while held by her sister. Tuska hits the top rope and comes flying off with a clothesline of his own and Chloe goes flying out of the ring. The referee calls for the bell and Chloe, woozy, gets into the ring to complaint to the referee. Spider McNulty takes the opportunity to hit the ropes and shoulder block Chloe from behind. That drives Chloe into the Strength in Silence corner. Chloe scampers out and turns to Power and Tuska and gives each of them the one finger salute. As Chloe turns around, Spider pops her a good one and she staggers toward her sister, who pops Chloe as well. Chloe staggers away and into the waiting fist of Tuska. Chloe does the round robin one more time until she takes a wild swing at Spider and misses...and falls right on the mat. Chloe rolls out of the ring but Tuska grabs her and rolls her right back in as Spider tags in Power. The fans erupt when they realize the two sisters are about to square off. Chloe locks up with Power and Power forces her back into the ropes. Power rares back with a fist but Chloe pulls Power's trunks and spins her back into the ropes. Chloe rares back with a fist and hits the helmet. Chloe screams and holds her hand as Power kicks Chloe in the midsection and throws Chloe into the ropes. Chloe comes off and Power connects with a GORILLA SLAM. As Chloe slowly gets up Power pushes her into the ropes again and throws her across the ring but Chloe reverses and as Power hits the ropes Stank hits her with a hard shot to the kidneys and Power crumples. Chloe dives and tags in Moose who rubs his hands at the opportunity to take out after Power again. Moose reaches into the eye holes of the helmet and gouges at Power's eyes. Moose starts kicking at Power's legs and eventually takes the legs out from under her. Moose grabs the helmet and begins sharply twisting it which causes Power to scream in pain. Moose taunts Tuska about his little crippled girlfriend and that brings Spider into the ring but the referee forces him back, and that gives Moose the opportunity to put Power into the corner hard. The Saints work over Power in the corner focusing on her head and neck. The Saints tag frequently and throw Power back into the corner hard. Eventually we see a trickle of blood running down her neck, though we don't know where on her head it's coming from. The referee tries to get Chloe to back off her sister, and she turns to argue with the referee. Power breaks out of the corner and as Chloe turns around Power clotheslines her out of her shorts. Power rolls to her corner and tags in Tuska who goes to town on Power's sister. The Saints try to come in to slow Tuska down but Tuska is fired up, and Spider strolls into the ring to help out. Power catches her breath and it's a Pier Six brawl in the ring. Quickly everyone in the ring has bloodied each other up (Not hard to do after last week's Mayhem) as Stank and Spider are slugging it out, Moose and Power are pounding at each other, and Chloe and Tuska are having at it. Power is able to throw Moose across the ring into the corner and hit him with the SPEAR! Power turns and sees Stank has Spider up for the Stank-U and dives with a Chop Block that has Stank holding his knee. Power sees that Moose is still down and picks up Spider and...throws him into the ropes? GORILLA PRESS...Power drops Spider on top of Moose!. Chloe tries to dive to save Moose but Tuska hit her with the SILENCER! The referee dives in and makes the three count!
Winner in 24:56 – Strength in Silence and Spider McNulty
The referee holds up the winning teams hands in the middle of the ring, but no time for celebration as here comes Stank with a steel chair! He clocks McNulty and Tuska and begins stalking Power, but Power gets clobbered by her sister. They set Power up in the middle of the ring for a Con-Chair-To! Quickly from the back comes Crash and Burn and Mai Muyo. Chloe helps Moose out of the ring and she and Stank help Moose to the back...
RORY ALBRIGHT vs. JOSE REYNA – Non-Title Match"Cruise" by Florida Georgia Line plays OOWF Onslaught Champion Rory Albright and his girlfriend Carrie Weisz down to the ring to a mixed reaction (Possibly booing his shitty choice of new theme song). The reaction is anything but mixed as "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster the People brings Jose Reyna down to the ring with massive chorus of boos.
They circle and lock up, Albright grabs an arm wringer and snaps Reyna’s arm dropping him to a knee. Reyna works to his feet and back to the ropes, then uses the ropes to flip backward and take Albright to the mat with an arm drag. Both men spring to their feet and Reyna catches Albright with a kick to the gut then hooks him for a suplex, floats over and covers, but Albright kicks out at one. Reyna pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the jaw with a drop kick and covers again, but Albright kicks out at two. Reyna gets Albright up and backs him into the corner and lights him up with chops to the chest, then sends him across the ring and nails Albright with a stinger splash. As Albright staggers out of the ring, Reyna springs off the middle rope and catches him with a spinning kick to the back of the head sending him to the mat again. Reyna covers again, but once again Albright kicks out at two.
Reyna pulls Albright to his feet and backs him into the corner and sets him on the top rope and tries for a superplex, but Albright blocks it. Reyna tries again, but Albright stops him with shots to the ribs, then lifts him up for a suplex of his own and drops him face first onto the mat. Reyna gets to his feet grabbing his face, when he turns back toward the corner, Albright leaps off and takes him to the mat with a clothesline. Albright grabs Reyna and tries to trap him in an Anaconda Vice, but Reyna fights it and moves around the ring until he gets his foot on the bottom rope forcing the break.
Albright releases the hold and gets to his feet and motions for Reyna to get to his feet and fight. Reyna smirks at him and kips up and charges at Albright and they lock up again. Albright slips behind Reyna and grabs him around the waist and takes him to the mat, then grabs his leg and flips him over and drops an elbow across the inside of his knee and bends it back. Reyna rakes the eyes forcing the break, drawing a warning from the referee
Reyna gets to his feet and waits for Albright to get up, then nails him with a leg lariat that sends him between the ropes to the floor. Reyna waits for Albright to stand up then charges across the ring and dives between the ropes and takes Albright out. Reyna pulls him up and rolls him into the ring, springs to the top rope and drop a leg across the back of Albright’s head, then hooks him and rolls him over, hooking the leg, but Albright kicks out at two. Reyna pulls Albright to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a frankensteiner, but Albright catches him and drives him to the mat with a powerbomb, then flips him over and traps him in a STF! Reyna snarls in pain but will not give up. He fights through the pain and grabs the bottom rope
Albright pulls Reyna up and grabs him from behind and DROPS him on his head with a German suplex, then heads to the top rope, but Reyna gets to his feet and charges into the corner and knocks his legs from beneath him. Reyna grabs Albright and takes him off the turnbuckle with a belly to belly suplex! Reyna crawls across the ring and covers, one, two, ….NO! Albright gets his foot on the bottom rope.
Reyna pulls Albright to his feet and sends him into the corner and charges in, but Albright moves out of the way and Reyna slams into the turnbuckle chest first. Albright grabs him and looks for the El Sol but Reyna flips over his shoulder and rolls Albright up, bridging through the roll up, the referee hits the mat and counts one, two, Albright just kicks out before the 3 count. Reyna looks for the Oh Em Gee, Albright ducks and rolls him up, holding the ropes for leverage, 1...2......3.
Winner in 14:23 OOWF Onslaught Champion Rory Albright.
LD WILLIAMS vs. ALEXIS DARLING vs. DANNY TAYLOR – Winner Gets an Onslaught Title Shot at the PPVAlexis Darling is out to the ring first to a chorus of Boos. Dynamite Danny Taylor is out next to cheers, which quickly turn to boos as LD Williams pearl harbors him from behind. The two men start brawling in the entrance way, and Alexis just leans back into a turnbuckle laughing at them. The ref tries to break the two men up, but the continue to brawl down the aisle way. Danny is able to get a temporary upper hand, and rolls LD into the ring and follows him in. The ref uses this opportunity to call for the bell getting this one under way.
Both men notice Alexis chilling out, but she motions for them to continue beating each other up. Danny and LD exchange looks and than both immediately head towards her. Lexie bails out of the ring, but then men slide out on opposite sides and start heading towards her. Lexie slides back into the ring, and Danny is first in after her. LD takes this opportunity to nail him from behind with a clothesline
then locks in a half Boston crab. Lexie rushes in and nails him with a mafia kick sending LD to the mat. She covers Danny but only gets a one.
As Danny gets to his feet LD comes from behind grabbing him in a rear waist lock, Lexie nails him with a superkick that LD carries into a bridging German Suplex. LD gets a one count before Alexis breaks it up. LD is up and plants Alexis with a stiff boot. Danny is up at this point and him and LD lock up exchanging several quick reversals. Alexis takes this opportunity to slide out of the ring and catch
her breath. For the next several minutes Danny and LD take turns exchanging hard strikes and heavy suplexes to each other as Alexis primarily stays out of the ring sliding in occasionally to land a cheap shot while avoiding taking much damage.
In the end Danny throws LD into a corner and lines up opposite preparing for a running avalanche. As he is mid run, Alexis slides into the ring and shoves the ref in front of LD. Danny tries to slow down, but momentum takes over and he ends up sandwiching the ref in-between LD and himself. As Danny is concerned with the ref, Alexis pulls out a small bag of some kind of powder from her tights. She spins Danny around and tosses it into his eyes blinding him. Danny stumbles back and out of the ring. LD steps out of the corner, but is brought to a stop by a low blow from Alexis. She follows up with a swift DDT. Lexie pulls the ref over and covers the stunned LD grabbing a handful of tights for good measure. The shook up ref makes a slow but academic three count.
Your winner via pinfall in 13:12 Alexis Darling
MATT FOLZ vs. GHOSTHEAD vs. ALEXANDER DARLING vs. CHRISTIAN CARTER – Winner Gets an OOWF World Heavyweight Title PPV Title ShotFolz and Ghost come out alone and the crowd roars their approval for both men. Folz still looks stunned by the response, Ghost just ignores it. Carter is out next, with Alexis Darling by his side, the crowd boos him loudly, Carter looks around with a smug smirk on his face before making his way to the ring. Finally, Alexander Darling is announced, and the roof nearly comes off the building. The crowd boos him loudly as he walks to the ring with WWE executive Eric O’Mac. Alex walks around the ring a few times, then climbs onto the apron and starts to step between the ropes, then decides against it and takes a seat at ringside. The referee tries to get him to come into the ring, but Alex doesn’t budge. Finally the bell rings and the match is underway.
Carter stands by the ropes yelling for Darling to get into the ring. Folz races across the ring and grabs him from behind and dumps him to the mat with a BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX, but Ghost makes the save at two with a kick to Folz’s ribs. Ghost grabs Carter and pulls him to his feet and throws him into the corner and hammers him with punches to the face. Carter absorbs several shots, then fights back and lands a couple shots of his own, backing Ghost out of the corner. Carter charges and tries a clothesline, Ghost ducks, but Folz doesn’t and Carter nearly takes his head off with a clothesline. Ghost grabs a stunned Carter and dumps him over the top rope to the floor, then falls on Folz, but Matt kicks out at two.
Carter gets to his feet on the floor and gets right in Alex’s face. Alex just looks at him with a smug look on his face, looks over his shoulder and points to the ring where Ghost just drove Folz to the mat with a BRAINBUSTER! Carter slides back into the ring and breaks up the pin at two. Carter keeps Ghost on the mat and hammers him with forearms to the back of the head, then rolls him over and blatantly chokes him, breaking only when the referee threatens disqualification. Folz rolls out to the apron to regroup while this is going on. Inside the ring, Carter pulls Ghost to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a big boot to the face. Ghost staggers around the ring, Carter hits the ropes and charges, but Ghost was playing a bit of possum and catches Carter with a POWERSLAM! He doesn’t cover however and both men remain on the mat.
On the apron, Folz gets to his feet and sees Alex just sitting there watching the mat. Folz races down the apron and leaps and catches Darling right on the side of the head with a FLYING SICK KICK! Darling SLAMS into Eric and they both hit the floor. Folz grabs Alex and pulls him up and rolls him under the bottom rope into the ring. Alex gets to his knees and tries to beg off, but Folz grabs his head and HAMMERS him with punches to the face. After several shots, Darling connects with a LOW BLOW that doubles Folz over and sends him to the mat.
Alex heads to the corner, still focused on Folz and climbs to the middle rope. Before he can do anything though, Carter gets to his feet and races to the corner and SLAMS Darling between the eyes with an ELBOW. Darling rocks backward and nearly falls to the floor, but Carter holds him up, lifts him and hits a MIDDLE ROPE FALL AWAY SLAM! Alex hits the mat hard and howls in pain, but only for a second because Ghost comes out of NOWHERE and KILLS him with SPECTRE’S FALL! Ghost covers Darling, but before the referee can get to the mat, Folz grabs Ghost and throws him between the ropes and grabs Darlings leg and traps him in an ANKLE LOCK! Alex howls in pain and looks like he is going to tap, but Carter grabs Folz from behind breaking the hold…..FINAL TESTIMONY! Carter covers Folz, but Ghost makes it back into the ring just in time to break the pin.
Alex rolls to one corner where Eric tries to pump him up…….and hands him something that Darling palms. On the other side of the ring, Folz lies in the corner with his head on the bottom turnbuckle. Ghost and Carter are on their feet hammering one another with punches to the side of the head. Ghost knees Carter in the gut and hooks him for a suplex. He gets him up, but staggers a bit and heads toward the ropes. The referee doesn’t see her, but Lexie reaches up and low bridges Ghost sending them both tumbling over the top rope to the floor!
The referee leaves the ring to check on Carter and Ghost, who both hit REALLY hard. Inside the ring, we now see that Alex has brass knuckles on his fist. He and Folz get to their feet and meet in the center of the ring, Darling takes a swing, but Folz ducks, catches Alex from behind and hits an OLYMPIC SLAM! Alex hits the mat hard and Folz looks down and sees the knucks lying there. He picks them up and puts them on and looks like he is going to hit Darling right between the eyes, then shakes his head, tosses the knucks aside and grabs Alex……ORANGE CRUSH! Folz covers, the referee slides back into the ring, one…..two…..THREE! Eric gets there just a second too late!
WINNER in 29:47 – Matt Folz
STAN FULTON vs. MAI MUYO – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchSkillet’s “Hero” plays and out comes Mai Muyo. She stands at the top of the ramp and raises her arms and the crowd goes crazy. Mai starts the “Mai Time!” chant and the crowd, being the good brainless lapdogs, start in doing it themselves until the whole arena is chanting the phrase.
Mai chats up some young fans along the rail and gives them hugs. She finally gets to the ring, climbs in and immediately climbs the turnbuckle to pose for the fans. The chanting and cheering go on for minutes while Mai soaks it all in. Finally Mai gets down and Referee Junior Hale goes over the pre-match instructions with her. She hops back and forth on each foot with nervous energy as he music fades.
“Fifty Goddamn Skeleton Warriors” by Deathmøle starts playing and the crowd goes from cheering Mai to booing the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion in a millisecond. Stan Fulton takes his time coming out and getting to the ring. He looks around at the people booing and slowly a smile breaks out on his face. The booing gets louder and louder and Fulton’s humor about it gets greater and greater until he’s laughing great big belly laughs and tears are coming out of his eyes. This just makes the crowd boo louder. Fulton climbs in the ring and nonchalantly hands Hale the title belt.
Ring announcer Robert Johns has been standing in the corner and finally steps out to make the announcements.RJ: “This is the Main Event of the evening and is for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship! In the corner to my left is the challenger. She weighed in at 181 pounds and hails from Nagoya, Japan!”
The crowd cheers wildly for the cheap pop.RJ: “This is Mai Muyo! Muyo!”
The crowd continues to cheer and when they finally start to quiet down, Johns continues.RJ: “And in the corner to my right. He weighed in today at 390 pounds and hails from Duluth, Minnesota, USA. He represents the Saints of Sinners and is the reigning... and defending... OOWF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllldddddddddd... The Crusher... Stan Fulton! Fulton!”
The crowd boos heartedly as Hale gives last minute instructions to both competitors. Mai is staring daggers at Fulton. He, however, is barely noticing her. Hale finishes, the wrestlers go back to their corners and the bell sounds.Mai comes out a house o’ fire. She leaps at Fulton and starts with fists and elbows to the face and head. She loses her leverage and drops back to the mat and tries the same to Fulton’s midsection. This however is mistake as Fulton is barely feeling any of this. Finally, Fulton gets tired of this and swats Mai away with the back of his hand to her head.
Mai goes sprawling and Fulton shakes his head. He walks over and picks her up by the hair and Mai snaps off a standing dropkick and she gets to Fulton’s jaw just barely. It’s enough to rock Fulton back into the turnbuckle and Mai is up on the 2nd rope raining down punches to Fulton’s head and ears.
Fulton’s had enough and picks Mai up by her neck and crotch and hurls her across the ring where she lands in a heap, arms and legs sticking out everywhere. Fulton storms over to her, picks her up by the back of the neck and whips her face first into the turnbuckle. Mai drops down, her face hitting each turnbuckle in succession until she hits the mat.
Fulton reaches down and grabs an ankle to drag Mai to the middle of the ring. Fulton runs the ropes and avalanches Mai in the middle of the ring. He turns her over and covers... ONE... TWO... TH... NO! Fulton yanks Mai up to break the count. That bastard!
Junior Hale admonishes Fulton and says he’ll disqualify him. Fulton says go ahead as he doesn't lose the title to a DQ. Hale shakes his head as Fulton pulls Mai to her feet. He holds her up like he’s dancing with her and he has her raised enough so her feet aren't touching the ground. Fulton rushes at the turnbuckles and hits them full speed with Mai sandwiched between Fulton and the turnbuckles.
Mai’s out and Hale is trying to check on her, but Fulton keeps Hale away and continues the punishment. Fulton power slams Mai near a corner and then climbs the turnbuckle. He’s up on the 2nd and gets an evil grin on his face and ... NO! He’s going to try to get up on the top of the ring! This won’t work, he’s too big!
Fulton is very slowly getting himself situated on the top as Mai is stirring on the mat. Before she can get up however... THE CRUSHER! OFF THE TOP ROPE! Mai’s flattened! Hale is almost begging Fulton to cover, but to be honest, that took a bit of out him too. Fulton finally rolls to his feet and Mai tries as well.
Fulton stands there waiting. Mai uses Fulton’s gear (knee pads, trunks, etc.) as a way to get herself to her feet. Blood is running out of her nose, ears and mouth. She’s probably got broken ribs and a punctured lung. Who knows, unless this ends and she can get to OOWF Medical. Once she’s to her feet, Fulton looks down at her and a small smile comes across his face. This causes Mai to smile a bit as maybe she thinks Fulton has come to his senses.
Well, whatever she thought is bullshit as Fulton grabs her arm, pushes her away from him and pulls her back in by her arm into a CLEAR CUT! As Mai’s body lands on the mat underneath Fulton, he breath and a good bit of blood spray up into the air like fireworks.
Fulton stands up and covers Mai by placing his big boot across her chest, restricting her breathing even more and probably grinding her possible broken ribs. Hale makes the count. ONE. TWO. THREE.
YOUR WINNER by pinfall in 5:16 and STILL OOWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, THE CRUSHER STAN FULTON!The rest of the Saints come out and surround the ring in the silence from the crowd as they’re stunned by the brutality. Each Saint is armed with something: Moose with Happy DethBat, Chloe with her branding iron, LD with a chair and Stank with a kendo stick. They, wisely, knew that the so-called White Hats would be down and here they come. Matt Folz, Danny Taylor, the Murphys, Crash & Burn. However they cannot get to the ring as Stank has handed Fulton his axe handle, “Bloody Mary.”
The Saints keep everyone at bay as Fulton ... doesn't really do anything more. He kneels down next to Mai and seems to be telling her something. The ringside microphones pick up phrases like “carry the message” and “nothing personal” but we’re unable to hear enough to piece it together.
Finally there’s a loud “Let me through!” and the White Hats part enough to allow Junichiro Muyo through. Moose looks back at Fulton who nods and the Saints make way and leave the arena. As Fulton walks out we can hear him say to Juni, “Never, ever think you can take this from me, Mr. General Manager. I am to be the longest reigning World Champion ever.”
Fulton leaves the ring as Juni cradles Mai’s bloody body in his arms and yells for OOWF Medical. They get her out of the ring and on a stretcher and carry her off. The crowd is in stunned silence. Eco starts toward the back, then takes a deep breath and heads to the ring with a micJuni steps into the ring and paces for a minute then lifts the mic to his mouth to say something…….and the lights go out. The crowd gets a little panicked until
Disposable Heroes begins to blare over the speakers. About a minute and a half into the song, the lights come on and……….IT’S TYTAN!
Tytan stands there staring at Eco, now sporting a disturbing number of scars and more tattoos, he just stands there staring at Eco, not blinking, not saying a word. Eco’s jaw drops, he looks like he has seen a ghost. For the first time in his life, Juni seems to be at a genuine loss for words. Eco drops the mic and slowly backs away, then steps out of the ring and backs up the ramp to the back, and we fade to black.
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