OOWF Judgment Eve X
Live! From Embarrass, Minnesota
August 31, 2014
BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. CHRIS EVANS & ECOSYSTEM“Insane in the Brain” plays and Awesome Bill From Dawsonville and Justin Sane ride to the ring on Drunkey and Drunkette. Following behind them are Ellie May From Elijay on her likkercycle, while Arctic McBearington and Opus take a seat at the top of the ramp. Arctic sips a martini while Opus opts for a Manhattan. The extremely popular menagerie makes their way to the ring, slapping hands with the fans as they go. Justin and Bill get off Drunkey and Drunkette and roll into the ring and climb to the middle turnbuckles and the fans roar with anticipation. They start a CHUG…..CHUG…..CHUG chant and Bill gives a sheepish smile, then pulls out a mason jar of PCPL and DOWNS the whole thing, and the crowd ROARS!
“The Trooper” plays and Ecosystem and Chris Evans make their way to the ring. Eco immediately heads to the corner, and appears to be slightly preoccupied with something, Evans moves to the middle of the ring where Justin is still playing to the fans. Evans points to Justin and gets the fans to cheer, he goes to another side of the ring and does the same, then the third, then the fourth. Finally, Evans is grinning like an idiot and walks to the middle of the ring and extends his hand to Justin. Justin, being Justin, reaches for it and Evans NAILS him in the gut with a hard kick sending him to the mat.
The referee calls for the bell and Evans stands over Justin and looks out at the crowd, who is now booing him mercilessly. Evans pulls Justin off the mat and dusts him off and pats him on the back, still keeping hold of his hand, then pulls him forward right into a SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE! Justin hits the mat hard again, Evans drops an elbow across his chest, then chokes him until the referee hits four. Evans breaks the hold, gets to his feet and bounces off the ropes and drops a knee across Justin’s forehead. Justin pops to a sitting position, Evans slams him back to the mat and covers, but Bill comes in and breaks it up at two.
Evans pulls Justin to his feet and sends him to the corner. Justin hits the turnbuckles and Evans charges in, but Justin puts his hands up and Evans stops just before he hits him. Justin points to Evans feet, Evans looks down and Justin ROCKS him with a EUROPEAN UPPERCUT, then grabs Evans by the head and hits DOUG HATES TOAST! Justin covers Evans, but Chris kicks out at two.
Justin runs to the corner and tags in Bill. ABFD steps between the ropes and waits for Evans to get to his feet and takes him to the mat with a big SHOULDER BLOCK. Evans pops back to his feet and eats another one. He gets up a third time and Bill takes him down with a CLOTHESLINE. Finally Evans gets up one more time and Bill scoops him up and PLANTS him on the mat. Bill grabs Evans legs and plays to the crowd while Evans tries to beg off. Evans tries to squirm to the ropes, but Bill stops him dead with a HEADBUTT TO THE GROIN! Evans writhes in pain and rolls under the bottom rope to the floor. When he does, Bill points to Justin and the crowd erupts. Bill tags Justin back into the match and drops to all fours in front of the ropes. Justin gets a running start, springs off Bill’s back and sails over the top rope and SLAMS into Evans just as he gets to his feet!
Justin slides back into the ring while Eco hops off the apron and runs around to check on his charge. He helps Evans to his feet and stands and has a talk with him with his back to the ring. Bad idea. Justin hits the ropes again and lands a baseball slide to Eco’s back that sends him crashing into Evans. Justin gets to his feet and grabs Evans and calls for the HIGH RISK HEADLOCK but Evans shoves him off and Justin slams face first into the post!
Justin falls to the floor, dazed, while Eco hops onto the apron and distracts the referee. Evans pulls Justin up and lifts him for an atomic drop, but instead he CROTCHES HIM on the post! But Evans doesn’t let go, he turns and DRIVES Justin to the floor with a NECKBREAKER! Justin is in a WORLD of trouble! Evans rolls Justin into the ring and covers, but Bill charges in and breaks it up at two. Evans pulls Justin up and shoves him into the corner and tags in Eco.
Eco comes in and pulls Justin up and scoops him up and ties him in the TREE OF WOE! Eco calmly walks back to the middle of the ring and charges and SLAMS a knee into Justin’s midsection. As Justin falls to the mat, Evans hops off the apron and grabs him and chokes him on the bottom rope until the referee threatens disqualification. Eco pulls him up and sends him to the ropes, Bill makes a blind tag on Justin as he hits, on the rebound Eco catches Justin and plants him with a THUNDEROUS SPINEBUSTER! Eco covers, but the referee doesn’t count. Eco jumps to his feet and demands to know why, the referee just points at Bill.
Eco turns around and gets a BIONIC ELBOW right between the eyes! He pops back to his feet and gets another, Evans runs in and gets dropped with one of his own. Bill pulls Eco to his feet and sends him to the ropes and elevates him on the rebound with a BIG BACK BODY DROP! Eco struggles to his feet and gets DESTROYED by the MASON DIXON LINE! BFE is feeling it now, and so is the crowd! Bill tags in Justin and they go for TAG TEAM FINISHER #1
Bill lifts Justin for the powerbomb part, but Evans runs in and KILLS Bill with a SUPERKICK to the jaw! Bill drops Justin and falls to the mat, Evans pulls Bill up and throws him out of the ring to the floor, then yanks Justin up and hits the WAY OF THE FUTURE! Evans drags Eco on top of Justin and barks at the referee, the referee hits the mat and counts, one……two……three.
WINNERS in 11:04 – Chris Evans & Ecosystem
GHOSTHEAD vs. CHRISTIAN CARTER vs. TYTAN vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – Four Corners MatchGhost and Tytan come out alone while Carter is seconded by Alexis and Eric O’Mac accompanies Alexander to the ring. Since this is a four corners match, only two men will be allowed into the ring at once. Tytan stands defiantly in the middle of the ring, Alex looks like he is in no hurry to get into the ring anytime soon and Carter begins to step between the ropes when Alexis says something to him and he smirks and steps back to the apron. Ghost is unfazed by all of this and steps into the ring directly across from Tytan. The two eye one another as the bell rings.
They lock up and Tytan pushes Ghost back to the corner. The referee calls for a clean break and he gets it, then Tytan DESTROYS Ghost with a series of chops, leaving him on the mat in the corner holding his chest wincing in pain. Ghost slowly gets back to his feet and they lock up again, Ghost grabs a side head lock and Tytan shoves him to the ropes, Ghost tries a shoulder block, but Tytan doesn’t budge and Ghost hits the mat hard. Tytan pulls Ghost to his feet and easily lifts him in a military press and slams him to the mat. Ghost gets to his feet holding his back and carefully watching Tytan. They move to lock up again and this time Ghost lands several stiff strikes to the side of Tytan’s knee that rocks the big man. Tytan tries a clothesline, but Ghost ducks it and catches Tytan with a drop kick to the back of the leg that drops him to the mat.
Ghost hits the ropes and drops a quick leg across the back of Tytan’s head, then grabs his leg and traps him in an INDIAN DEATH LOCK! Tytan snarls in pain but refuses to give up. Ghost breaks and reapplies the hold several times. Tytan finally claws his way to the ropes and grabs the bottom strand forcing the break. Ghost backs off as Tytan tries to stretch his leg, but backs up too far and Carter tags himself into the match.
Carter runs in and kicks Tytan in the face, then grabs his leg and SLAMS it into the mat, leaps into the air and drops a knee across the side of Tytan’s knee. Tytan snarls in pain as Carter continues working his knee and hamstring. Tytan slowly works to his feet and Carter sends him to the ropes and tries a big boot to the face, but Tytan catches his foot and pulls him in and takes him down with a CAPTURE SUPLEX! Carter and Tytan are both quickly to their feet, Carter charges and Tytan takes him to the mat with a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Tytan covers, but Alexis reaches into the ring and puts Carter’s foot on the bottom rope, then tells the referee, stopping the count.
As Tytan gets to his feet Alexis hops onto the apron to distract him. He just stares at her and takes a half hearted swipe at her, Lexie drops off the apron and Carter CHOP BLOCKS Tytan from behind. Tytan falls into the corner and tags in Alexander Darling, which Alex does NOT appear to be overly happy about. Tytan rolls under the bottom rope to the floor and grabs his knee while Alex slowly steps between the ropes.
Carter and Alex slowly circle, you can see the look of hate on both men’s faces. They move to lock up and Alex rakes Carter’s eyes, then turns and tags in Ghost and bails out of the ring. The crowd boos the holy shit out of this. Ghost gives Alex a look then steps into the ring and nearly kicks Carter’s head into the upper deck with a boot to the face. Carter staggers, then falls to the mat like an oak tree. Ghost pulls him up and hooks him in a front face lock, lifts him in the air and drives him straight down, BRAINBUSTER! Ghost floats over and covers, but from the outside, Alex reaches in and rakes Ghost’s eyes forcing the break.
Ghost gets to his feet and stands at the ropes glaring at Alex. Carter gets to his feet and clotheslines Ghost from behind sending him to the floor. Carter looks smugly satisfied, but when he turns around, Tytan is in the ring and hits the RELEASE THE CRACKEN! He damn near cuts Carter in half, but since he is not the legal man, he is ordered out of the ring. While the referee is distracted, Alex gets a few shots in on Ghost on the floor. Ghosthead fights to his feet and nails Darling with a SPINNING BACK FIST to the side of the head that rocks the former champ. Ghost slashes his throat and unleashes BLACK MIST, but Alex ducks and Eric O’Mac gets a face full! Eric drops to the floor howling in pain and Alex immediately motions to the back, yeah, good luck with that WWE boy.
When no help comes, Alex helps Eric to his feet and takes him to the back leaving only three men in the match. Ghost climbs back into the ring and sees Carter on the mat grabbing his ribs in pain. Ghost gives an evil smirk and heads to the corner and climbs the ropes and lands the SPECTRE’S FALL! Ghost covers, one…..two….thre…..NO! Tytan grabs his leg and pulls him off of Carter!
Ghost and Tytan go nose to nose. Nothing happens, until Carter gets to his feet and nails Ghost with a knee to the back. Tytan had turned to go back to his corner and Ghost slams into him from behind sending him between the ropes to the apron. Carter grabs Ghost from behind and rolls him up, but only gets a two count. Carter reaches between the ropes and slaps Tytan on the back, and the big man comes back into the ring.
He pulls Ghost to his feet and backs him into a corner and whips him across the ring and tries a clothesline, but Ghost gets a big boot up and catches Tytan on the jaw. The big man staggers backward, Ghost throws him into the corner and hammers him with punches to the head. Tytan grabs Ghost and walks out of the corner and drops him with an ATOMIC DROP, then shoves Ghost into the corner and rams his shoulder into his mid-section several times then lifts Ghost onto the top rope for a SUPERPLEX, but Ghost fights it and knocks Tytan off the ropes. Tytan lands on his feet, then runs into the corner, scales the ropes, grabs Ghost and hits a RELEASE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE!
Both men are down and the crowd begins to boo, and we see Alexander Darling is making his way back to the ring. Tytan gets to his feet and looks like he is going for another RELEASE THE CRACKEN! From the outside Alex grabs Tytan’s leg momentarily distracting him. When Tytan turns to look, he sees Carter standing there. Alex has climbed onto the apron by this point, and he reaches in and tags himself in. Tytan leaves the ring and goes after Carter and the two of them brawl around the ring. Alex tells the referee to gain control of them, then he turns to Ghost, who is just now struggling to his feet. With the referee distracted, Alex pulls brass knuckles from his tights and DESTROYS Ghost! Ghosthead crumples to the mat, out cold, Alex falls on top of him, hiding the knucks and yells for the ref, the ref turns around, he hasn’t seen a thing and makes the three count.
WINNER in 33:01 – Alexander Darling
JOSE REYNA vs. SPIDER MCNULTY“The Rage” plays and Spider makes his way to the ring, and gets quite an ovation from the crowd. He takes his time getting to the ring, absent-mindedly slapping hands with fans as he walks down the aisle. He steps between the ropes and raises his fist in the air, Diesel style, and the crowd erupts. The camera catches someone hop the barricade, the man races around the ring and climbs onto the apron, then the turnbuckle……..IT’S JOSE REYNA! Spider turns and sees Reyna a moment too late and Reyna nails him with a MISSILE DROPKICK to the jaw!
Spider hits the mat and Reyna is on top of him raining punches down on Spider’s face, screaming something about Spider being the man in black. Since I doubt anyone thinks Spider McNulty is Johnny Cash, I assume he must mean the masked man that sent Jason Allen for a little ride. Spider finally manages to shove Reyna to the side and get to his feet, wiping some blood from his lip as he does.
Reyna is not about to be slowed though, he charges at Spider and catches him with a knee to the jaw that sends Spider stumbling between the ropes to the floor. Spider is quickly to his feet, but Reyna launches himself over the top rope and crashes into Spider sending them both to the ground. Reyna gets to his feet and climbs onto the apron and tries a flying dropkick off the apron, but Spider takes a step back and grabs Reyna’s legs. Jose hits the floor hard, smacking the back of his head on the concrete, but that is not the worst that is going to happen to him. Spider gets a better grip on his legs and lifts Reyna into a giant swing and SLAMS the side of his head into the steel.
Spider casually rolls back into the ring while Reyna lies in a heap on the floor. The camera focuses on Jose and we see he is bleeding badly from the side of his head. He slowly gets to his feet and climbs onto the apron, where Spider grabs him, hooks him, and brings him in the hard way with a suplex. Spider gets to his feet and measures Reyna and drops a fist right between his eyes. Spider covers, but Reyna kicks out at two.
Spider pulls Reyna to a sitting position and traps him in a headlock, wrapping his massive arms around Reyna’s head. Jose tries to fight it and work to his feet, but Spider works him down to the mat. He bends Reyna’s head back, cutting off the supply of oxygen and Reyna starts to fade. The referee checks his arm it drops once, twice, but on the third attempt, Reyna stops it just before it hits the mat. Reyna is desperate for an escape, so he reaches up and rakes Spider’s eyes forcing the break.
The two get to their feet, Reyna is up a little faster. He charges at Spider and tries a clothesline, but Spider ducks, on the rebound, Spider DESTROYS Reyna with a double sledge to the face! Reyna stumbles backward and falls between the ropes to the floor. This time when he starts moving, we see blood GUSHING from his, clearly broken, nose. Spider stands in the middle of the ring, content to take a count out, hey the pay is the same no matter how you win, right? Reyna fights back onto the apron and slides under the bottom rope just before the ten count. Spider seems……..almost impressed. That doesn’t last long though as he grabs Reyna and takes him to the mat with a BACKDROP DRIVER! Spider bridges and gets another two count, but Reyna shows his resiliency and kicks out once again.
Spider slows the match way down and punishes the high flyer with power moves. At one point Spider picks Reyna up and hits a BUCKLE BOMB, as Reyna staggers forward, Spider nearly takes his head off with a clothesline. Spider covers, but Reyna kicks out at two once again. A small part of the crowd is rooting for Reyna to make a comeback. He finally gets his chance, he tries a kick to Spider’s gut, but Spider catches his foot, so Reyna lands an ENZUGURI! Spider staggers but doesn’t go down. Reyna gets to his feet lands another kick to Spider’s head, Spider drops to one knee and Reyna hits the ropes and lays him out with a SHINING WIZARD!
The crowd pops big for this. Both men are down, but the crowd is roaring for them to get up and fight some more. They both work to their feet and trade punches to the head. Spider swings wildly and Reyna slips behind him and hits a LUNGBLOWER! Reyna gets his second wind and heads to the corner and climbs the ropes, but Spider gets to his feet. Undaunted, Reyna leaps and SNAPS Spider over with a HURRACARANA! Spider pops back to his feet, but he’s dazed. Reyna bounds off the ropes and hits a series of ROARING ELBOWS until Spider finally hits the mat. Reyna covers, but Spider kicks out at two.
Reyna grabs Spider from behind and goes for the ZVD! But Spider fights it and manages to lift Reyna over his shoulder. Reyna fights it, kicking his legs, trying to free himself. Spider points to the corner and charges, trying a buckle powerslam, but at the last second Reyna slips over his shoulder, Spider crashes into the corner and Reyna rolls him up, what the referee DOESN’T see is Reyna put both feet on the bottom rope AND grab a handful of tights DARLING SPECIAL! The referee counts one, two, THREE and Jose Reyna steals a win. All that goodwill built up with the fans? Gone. They boo the hell out of him as he rolls out of the ring and hurries to the back.
WINNER in 14:49 – Jose Reyna
MURPHY’S LAW vs. CRASH & BURNCrash & Burn’s music hits and they both sprint to the ring and slide under the bottom rope and head to opposite corners and climb the turnbuckles. Camera flashes go off like mad and the crowd roars. The cheers get even louder when Wilder and Williams backflip off the corner turnbuckle to the middle of the ring. Murphy’s Law music plays next and they come out to the top of the ramp and the crowd continues to roar. DK and Daniella make their way down the ramp with an excited grin on their faces. It must be nice to be in a match with someone who is not trying to murder you. The Murphy’s step into the ring and immediately shake hands with Miranda and Tommy, the referee signals for the bell, and the match is ready to begin.
Wilder and DK start things off, they circle and lock up and DK grabs a top wrist lock and tries to take Wilder to the mat. Wilder bends, but does not break, and DK tries a knee to the ribs that puts Tommy down for a moment, but he quickly kips back to his feet and reverses the top wrist lock into a deep arm drag that sends DK across the ring. Murphy pops to his feet and Tommy catches him with a drop kick to the jaw that sends him back to the mat.
Wilder quickly slips out of the ring and waits on the apron, as DK gets to his feet, Tommy slingshots into the ring and nails DK with a back elbow to the jaw. Tommy rolls through and tags in Miranda. Williams comes into the ring and waits for DK to get to his feet, then scoops him up and plants him on the mat and hits a standing moonsault and covers, but Murphy kicks out before the referee even gets down on the mat.
Miranda backs Murphy into the corner and unleashes a few chops, then tries to whip him to the opposite corner, but DK reverses it. Miranda slams on the breaks and tries to leap over a charging DK, but Murphy stops beneath her, catches her legs and SLAMS her to the mat with an ALABAMA SLAM! The back of Miranda’s head SLAMS against the mat, DK covers, one, two….NO! Miranda rolls her shoulder at two.
DK gets to his feet and pulls Miranda up and hooks her and lifts her for a suplex, and leaves her up there for awhile to think about it. He walks to the corner and tags Daniella, she comes in and climbs to the middle rope, then steps to the top. DK falls backward and Dee leaps and drops a FLYING ELBOW right across Miranda’s chest. Dee covers, but once again Miranda kicks out at two. Daniella pulls Miranda to her feet and lifts her onto her shoulders and does a forward roll driving Miranda to the mat, then springs to the middle rope and tries a springboard splash, but Miranda gets her knees up and Daniella’s ribs slam right into her knees. Dee rolls around on the mat in pain, Miranda gets to her feet and waits for Daniella to pull herself to her feet using the ropes, then charges in with a knee to the gut, lifts her up and walks to her corner and drops Daniella across her knee. Miranda keeps her there and reaches out and tags in Tommy, Wilder springs over the top rope and drops a leg across Dee’s chest, driving her to the mat. Tommy covers, one. Two……..NO! Dee kicks out just before the three count.
Wilder pulls Daniella to her feet and whips her into the corner, he charges in after her but Daniella slips between the ropes to the apron and Wilder SLAMS into the turnbuckle chest first. As he staggers backward along the ropes, Daniella runs the apron and nearly takes his head off with a clothesline. She steps between the ropes and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a SUPERKICK to the jaw on the rebound! Just like that, Wilder is in a world of trouble! Daniella hooks Wilder and tries to lift him for a CHOMP, but Tommy rolls off her back and lands on his feet, leaps in the air and takes Daniella down with a REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER! Unfortunately for Wilder, he flipped Daniella right toward the Murphy corner and she tags in DK before bailing to the floor holding her head.
DK charges into the ring and Wilder tries to take him down with a drop toe hold, but DK stops and grabs Wilder’s leg and quickly traps the high flyer in a FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK! Wilder howls in pain and tries to reverse the hold, but DK fights it and brings Tommy back over. With no other choice, Tommy drags himself to the ropes and forces the break. DK releases the hold, but gets right to his feet and pulls Tommy to his feet and sends him to the ropes. Tommy slides between DK’s feet on the rebound and pops up behind him and hits an ENZUGURI to the back of DK’s head! Tommy lands on the knee that had the figure four pressure on it and it buckles a little bit, so he quickly tags Miranda back into the match and takes a knee on the apron flexing his leg.
Miranda comes in and stalks DK waiting for him to get to his feet. As DK does, Miranda leaps in the air and takes DK to the mat with a LUNGBLOWER, she then pounces on him and locks him in the SPIDER TWIST! I don’t think we have ever seen this from Miranda before! DK looks stunned and is quickly fading. The referee moves in to check on him, and looks like he is about to call for the bell when Daniella charges into the ring and breaks up the submission with a boot to Miranda’s gut.
Miranda breaks the hold and tags in Wilder, they wait for DK to get to his feet and POP him with a DOUBLE SUPERKICK to the jaw! Daniella comes in and tries to save her brother, she tries to clothesline but Miranda catches her in a bear hug and lifts her, Wilder springs off the middle rope and catches Daniella with a front kick to the face that sends her to the mat and out of the ring. DK is still down, Wilder runs to the corner and scales the ropes in a second, and hits the AIR WALK! Tommy covers, one, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 24:23 – Crash & Burn
After the match Tommy helps DK to his feet and Miranda helps Daniella into the ring. They all shake hands and the Murphy’s raise Tommy and Miranda’s hands in victory and the crowd eats it up.
RORY ALBRIGHT vs. LD WILLIAMS vs. DANNY TAYLOR – OOWF Onslaught Championship Triple Threat Match“Here Comes the Boom” plays and Danny Taylor steps from behind the curtain to a rousing ovation from the fans. He slowly makes his way to the ring, steps between the ropes and looks around the audience. The crowd gets silent for a minute, then Danny does the throat slash motion and mouths boom, but the crowd fills in for his lack of voice by screaming “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!” Danny smiles and steps into the corner and waits for his opponents.
“Jeckyll & Hyde” plays and LD Williams makes his way to the ring. The crowd gives him a decidedly mixed reaction, but being this close to Canada, there is a smattering of cheers in there for the OOWF legend. LD climbs the stairs, wipes his boots on the mat and steps between the ropes and waits in the corner, never once taking his eyes off of Danny.
Finally “Cruise” plays and Rory Albright comes out and stands on the stage, a moment later, Carrie Weiss comes out wearing the OOWF Onslaught Championship and little else. Albright takes his sweet time getting to the ring and finally, slowly climbs onto the apron and steps into the ring. Weiss follows and stands in the middle of the ring and seductively takes the title off and holds it high in the air, making sure to show it to LD and Danny, then hands it to the referee. The ref calls for the bell and the match begins!
Williams darts out of the corner and rolls Albright up from behind and gets a quick two count. Rory kicks out and pops to his feet and LD catches him with a knee to the gut and rolls him into a small package for another fast two count. He gets to his feet and rakes LD’s eyes, but turns around and gets DESTROYED by a big boot to the face from Danny. Danny covers, but Albright kicks out once again. As he gets to his feet he tries to clothesline Danny, but Taylor ducks it and on the rebound nails Rory with a boot to the gut and sets him up for the DYNAMITE DROP but Albright escapes before Danny can hit it and slides out of the ring and falls to the floor and tries to figure out what just happened. Carrie Weiss races around the ring and tries to comfort him.
Meanwhile, in the ring, LD is back to normal and he is creeping up behind Danny. Danny senses it and turns around at the last minute and LD gives him a sly grin. The two of them circle for a moment and then just start trading chops, and punches –from LD, and forearms to the side of the head from Danny. Danny catches LD with a knee to the gut and whips him to the ropes, he leapfrogs LD on the rebound, then takes LD to the mat with a hip toss on the second rebound. LD gets to his feet and Danny shocks everyone by hitting LD with a drop kick to the jaw that sends the Canadian to the corner.
Danny charges in and slams LD with a clothesline, then rocks him with several European uppercuts. Danny takes a few steps back and looks like he is going to charge in again when Rory slides into the ring and grabs Danny from behind and dumps him to the mat with a GERMAN SUPLEX! Danny lands right on the back of his head. Rory gets back to his feet and charges into the corner and catches LD with a knee to the gut, then sets him on the top rope and climbs up and SUPERPLEXES him into the ring. Albright floats over and covers, but LD kicks out at two.
Rory gets to his feet and surveys the situation, he pulls Danny up and DRIVES him to the mat with a DDT, then throws him between the ropes to the floor. He grabs LD and goozles him, then lifts him in the air and SLAMS him across his knee, then hits the PCB! Rory covers, but once again LD kicks out at two. Rory pulls LD up quickly into a front face lock and hits a PERFECT PLEX, Rory bridges, but LD escapes just before the three count. Rory gets to his feet, but Danny is back in the ring, he grabs Rory and PLANTS him on the mat with a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Danny covers, but LD attacks Danny with an elbow to the back of the head breaking up the pin. LD gets to his feet and whips Danny into the corner, then grabs Rory and whips him into the same corner, Rory tries a clothesline, but Danny charges out of the corner, ducking the clothesline, Rory slams into the turnbuckle and Danny KILLS LD with a SPEAR! LD grabs his ribs and rolls out of the ring to the floor.
Danny gets to his feet and grabs Rory from behind and lifts him and sets him on the top turnbuckle, then grabs the back of his head and DRIVES him to the mat with a NECKBREAKER! Danny covers, but Rory gets his foot on the bottom rope at two to break the count.
Rory Albright has used his first rope breakDanny gets to his feet and waits for Rory to get up, Albright tries to escape the ring, but Danny charges and hits him with a high knee to the jaw that drops Albright to the apron. Taylor pulls him up and lifts him for a suplex, but from the outside LD grabs Danny’s leg and trips him up. Albright falls on top of Danny and the referee counts two before LD puts Danny’s leg on the bottom rope and yells at the referee. The referee hits the mat for the three, and Rory raises his arms in victory. The referee sees his mistake and waves off the pin.
Danny Taylor has used his first rope breakAlbright argues with the referee, while he does this, LD slips into the ring and attacks Albright from behind. He slams Rory between the eyes with a headbutt, then sets him up and hits the CANADIAN DESTROYER! LD covers, but now it is Danny’s turn to break up the pin. He grabs LD by the hair and pulls him off of Rory, waves a finger in his face and then knees him in the gut and hits the DYNAMITE DROP! Danny covers LD, but now LD gets his foot on the bottom rope.
LD Williams has used his first rope breakDanny crawls across the ring and covers Rory, but Rory manages to roll his shoulder. Danny sits in the middle of the ring and you can see the disappointment on his face. He slowly gets to his feet and decides who to go after. Danny grabs LD and LAUNCHES him between the ropes to the floor, then waits for Rory to get to his feet when he does Danny grabs him from behind for another German suplex, but Rory hammers him with elbows to the side of the head, then hits the ropes and nearly knocks Danny out with the KOUF OUT! LD climbs onto the apron, but Rory charges across the ring and slams into him sending him flying. He pulls Danny to his feet, scoops him up and plants him with the EL SOL! Rory covers, one……..two……….THREE!
WINNER in 14:44 – and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion – Rory Albright
Rory rolls out of the ring and Carrie Weiss races around the ring and gives him the title and raises his arm in victory. The crowd is mixed, but you have to give the devil his due.
STRENGTH IN SILENCE vs. SAINTS OF SINNERS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match“Laser Cannon Deth Sentence” plays and Moose and Chloe, the Saints of Sinners make their way to the ring. The crowd boos them mercilessly, but neither of them seem to notice it, or care. Jack rolls into the ring and slumps in the corner, while Chloe steps between the ropes and stands in front of Jack with her arms folded across her chest defiantly. “The Power” plays and the OOWF World Tag Team Champions, Strength in Silence, comes out and the crowd ERUPTS. They make their way to the ring. They climb onto the apron and step between the ropes, and Chloe immediately tries to go after Power, but the referee stops her and warns Chloe that this match is NOT going to be a bloodbath with no rules. We’ll see about that.
Chloe backs off, the referee takes the titles and holds them in the air and calls for the bell. Power decided to start things off against her sister, the ref calls for the bell and the match begins!
Chloe charges at Power and the two of them immediately begin trading punches. Power, being the stronger of the two gets the early advantage, but Chloe growls and lands a punch to Power’s throat sending her staggering to the ropes. Chloe launches herself at Power and takes them both over the top rope to the floor with a clothesline. They both land on their feet and continue to throw punches. Chloe knees Power in the gut and whips her into the guardrail, Power hits hard and grabs her ribs. Chloe charges at her, but Power backdrops her into the crowd! The fans scatter and Chloe crashes into the chairs and the floor.
Power reaches over the guardrail and grabs Chloe by the hair and pulls her up then hooks her and lifts her for a suplex, Power shows off her power by keeping Chloe up there for awhile before falling back on the concrete. Chloe howls in pain and grabs her back, she tries to call a time out and scoot away, but Power pulls her up and rolls her under the bottom rope. Power follows her in and covers, but Moose darts into the ring and breaks up the pin at two with a knee to Power’s back.
Power pulls Chloe up and shoves her into the SIS corner and tags in Tuska. Shane hammers Chloe with forearms to the side of the head, then lifts her onto the top rope, he leaps in the air and connects with a kick to the side of Chloe’s head that knocks her off the top rope to the apron, then to the floor. Tuska slips out of the ring and grabs Chloe’s head and lands repeated knee strikes to her face before pulling her up and pinning her against the apron and hammering her with chops to the chest. Chloe falls to the floor and Tuska rolls in and breaks the count, then pulls Chloe back to her feet and tries to whip her to the stairs, but Chloe reverses and Shane’s knee SLAMS into the stairs. He falls to the floor howling in pain and grabbing his knee.
Chloe stalks Tuska and signals to Moose, and Jack starts into the ring, the referee immediately turns to get him out of the ring, and Chloe lifts the stairs and SLAMS them down onto Shane’s knee! Shane howls in pain, and this flagrant disregard for the rules brings Spider out from the back. He heads down the ramp pointing at Chloe, Chloe bails and races around the ring to the Saint’s corner. Power goes to check on Shane along with Spider. Moose and Chloe protest the whole thing, and in a VERY unpopular ruling, AGREES with them! He orders Spider to the back and starts the ten count on Shane.
Chloe steps into the ring and argues with the referee, which brings Power into the ring. The referee struggles to keep them apart and get Power out of the ring. While this is going on, Moose hops off the apron and sneaks around the side, as Shane stands up, Moose CHOPBLOCKS him to the floor! Shane grabs his leg in pain, Moose pulls him up and rolls him into the ring, then heads back to the Saints corner.
Chloe breaks away from the ref, and while he is getting Power out of the ring, she drops repeated knees across Shane’s knee, then when the referee turns around, she tags in Moose and puts Shane’s leg on the bottom rope. Moose climbs to the middle turnbuckle and leaps, dropping an elbow across the inside of Shane’s knee. Tuska is in a world of trouble now. Moose chokes him until the referee is about to DQ him, then breaks the hold, and traps Shane in the GORILLA CLUTCH! Tuska snarls in pain, Power urges him not to give up, the referee is right there to check on him. It looks like Shane might just tap, but the crowd begins chanting his name and he finally claws his way to the bottom rope forcing the break.
Moose waits until four to break the hold, then makes sure Shane doesn’t head to the corner. He drags him back to the Saint’s corner and lifts him in the air, then drops Shane’s leg across his knee. Moose keeps hold of Shane’s leg and starts a figure four, then reaches out and tags in Chloe. Moose falls to the mat and Shane howls in pain, Chloe climbs to the top rope and hits a MOONSAULT right onto their legs! SHANE’S LEG MAY WELL BE SNAPPED IN HALF! Shane writhes in pain and rolls out of the ring to the floor. Power immediately races around the ring and checks on her partner, EMT’s rush to ringside as well.
While the EMT’s are looking at Shane, Power snaps, she slides into the ring and goes after Chloe, attacking her from behind and pulling her to the mat, mounting her and raining punches down on her face. Moose hits the ropes and KILLS Power with a boot to the back of the head. Mask or no mask, that is gonna HURT.
Moose and Chloe dump Power out of the ring and set up a table leaning against the guardrail. They put the boots to Power, the referee is checking on Shane, who starts shoving EMT’s away, grabs a roll of tape and tapes the shit out of his knee and slowly gets to his feet. He takes a few steps, limping badly, then finally seems to get used to the pain. Shane takes off “running” toward the Saints.
The Saints have Power leaning against the table and Moose and Chloe both have chairs they are about to swing at her head. Power snaps to, and catches Chloe with a kick to the gut that drops her to the mat. She sees Shane coming around the ring and moves, Shane leaps, going for THE SILENCER but Chloe grabs Moose and pulls him out of the way and Shane CRASHES through the table, hits the barricade and falls to the floor. This is not a good night to be Shane Tuska.
Chloe, who is legal, slides into the ring and Moose takes his chair and catches Power with a shot across the back and rolls her into the ring. Chloe covers, but Power kicks out at two, though now, with Shane once again in a heap on the floor, is in trouble. Shane starts trying to fight his way out of the wreckage, and the fans cheer him on. Inside the ring, Chloe sends Power to the ropes and takes her to the mat with a CLOTHESLINE. Chloe tries a standing moonsault, but Power gets her knees up and Chloes ribs meet knees.
Power gets to her feet and heads to her corner, but Shane isn’t there yet, Chloe crawls to the corner and tags in Moose. Moose charges across the ring and launches himself at Power, as she turns around she gets KILLED with a BUISAKU KNEE, maybe not QUITE as bad as normal given the mask, but it still drops her to the corner. Power falls into the corner and is dazed, Moose tags Chloe back in and she grabs Power and lifts her onto her shoulders, Moose climbs to the ropes, they are going for the DECAPITATION DEVICE! The crowd roars as Shane somehow climbs onto the apron, he knocks Moose’s foot off the rope and Moose crotches himself on the top rope, Shane grabs Moose, looks behind him and sees the Ukrainian Announce Table……..which is being increasingly encroached upon by the Russian Announce Table……right at ringside, grabs Moose and takes him off the turnbuckle with a BACKDROP DRIVER! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Shane sacrificed himself to save Power! And now, he and Moose may seriously both be DEAD! EMT’s rush to the shattered tables and start checking on both of them.
Inside the ring, Power regains her composure and rolls forward……VICTORY ROLL! She grabs Chloes’s legs, one……..two……..THREE!
WINNERS in 27:44 and STILL OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Strength in Silence
Power bails out of the ring to check on Shane while Chloe goes after her, they brawl around ringside for several minutes, security comes from the back and tries to separate them while Shane and Moose are both carted to the back. Once they are finally separated, they both realize that their tag partners are likely headed to the hospital and they try to tear into one another again before finally being separated and escorted to the back.
STANK vs. ALEXIS DARLING vs. MAI MUYO – OOWF Intercontinental Title Triple Threat Match “Hero” plays, and Mai Muyo comes out from the back, and the crowd gives her a HUGE welcome back after her beating from Stan Fulton. Mai heads to the ring slapping hands and posing for pictures with a huge smile on her face. She steps into the ring and points to the crowd and they get even louder. Mai finally looks a little overwhelmed and bows to the crowd, which they eat up.
“Fighter” comes on next and Alexis Darling comes out from the back, and the mood shifts decidedly. The crowd boos her loudly as she heads to the ring, but the whole time Alexis just sneers at the fans and refuses to acknowledge their boos. She steps into the ring and marches right up to Mai and starts saying something to her, Mai just has an amused look on her face as the referee backs Alexis away to a neutral corner.
Finally, “Skin” plays and Stank makes his way to the ring, he gets a mixed reaction from the crowd, plenty don’t like him because of the Saints, but they kinda love Fulton, so Stank gets a little bit of that love. Stank ignores it anyway and steps into the ring and eyes both Mai and Alexis, then hands off the title and moves to a neutral corner. Because this is a triple threat match, the champion does not have to be pinned to lose the title, something Stank is, no doubt, very aware of.
The bell rings and Alexis goes after Mai, trapping her in the corner and landing several punches to the face before Stank grabs her from behind, spins her around and SLAMS her between the eyes with a headbutt. Lexie staggers away and Stank bends down, waiting for her to turn around, but before Stank can do anything, Mai leapfrogs over his back and NAILS Alexis with a Thesz press and hammers her with forearms to the face and chest. Stank stands up and watches rather amused at the whole thing, then grabs Mai by the hair, pulls her off of Lexie and pulls her right into a short arm clothesline. Mai hits the mat and rolls to the corner while Stank tries to drop an elbow on Alexis, but Lexie moves out of the way and Stank gets nothing but mat.
Lexie gets to her feet and bounds off the ropes and catches Stank as he sits up with a RUNNING KNEE to the face! The champ hits the mat and Lexie falls on top of him, but Stank powers out at one. Lexie pulls Stank up and wrings his arm, catches him with a crescent kick across the chest that doubles him over, then lands a strong SCISSORS KICK (sort of, just one of those downward kicks to the back of Stank’s head, whatever that is called) that drops Stank to the mat. Lexie grabs Stank’s arm and locks in a FUJIWARA ARM BAR!
Stank howls in pain and slowly works around to his feet and tries to lift Lexie off the mat. He gets her in the air a little bit and SLAMS her to the mat, but Lexie holds onto the hold. While Lexie is on the mat and Stank is fighting the pain, Mai darts in and covers Lexie! Stank uses his free hand to try and pull Mai off, one……two…….Lexie has to break the hold just so she can kick out! She frees herself at the last second, and Stank staggers away shaking the pain out of his arm.
While Stank is trying to regain the feeling in his arm, Mai pulls Alexis to her feet and sends her to the ropes, elevates her on the rebound and DESTROYS her with SWISS DEATH! Mai covers Alexis, but Stank breaks up the pin at two by dropping an elbow on the back of Mai’s head. Stank pulls Mai up, and Alexis rolls out of the ring to the floor. Stank knees Mai in the gut doubling her over, then grabs her head and REPEATEDLY slams his knee into her face. Mai staggers, almost out on her feet, Stank picks her up and hits a BUCKLE BOMB! As Mai staggers forward, Stank lifts her onto his shoulders for a STANK-U but Mai lands several elbows to the side of Stank’s head, staggering the champ. She slips off his shoulders, spins him around and kicks him in the gut and PLANTS him with a DDT! Mai cannot immediately take advantage of the move and it gives Stank a few seconds to recover, she rolls him over and covers, but the champ kicks out at two.
Mai gets to her feet and waits for Stank to get to his feet, the champ is on his elbows when Lexie grabs Mai from behind and dumps her to the mat with a DRAGON SUPLEX! Mai hits hard and the referee drops to the mat, looks like a new champion, ONE……TWO……NO! Mai kicks out at two! Lexie immediately grabs her arms and turns her over CURB STOMP! Then a SECOND and a THIRD! Mai may well be out cold! Lexie rolls her over and covers, but Stank grabs her and throws her shoulder first into the ringpost! The shot echoes through the arena and Lexie falls to the mat in pain. Stank flips Mai over and covers, but Mai again rolls her shoulder at two.
Stank gets to his feet, as does Lexie. She gets in Stank’s face and screams at him, then punches him right in the mouth! Stank staggers a few steps, then lands a punch on Lexie as well, and soon they are trading punches. Stank stops the onslaught with a sledge to Lexie’s shoulder that drops her to her knees in pain. Stank yanks her up and sends her to the ropes, but Lexie slides between his legs and gets to her feet at the ropes, Stank charges and Lexie low bridges him sending the champ tumbling over the top rope to the floor.
With Stank out, Lexie turns to Mai, who is still dazed. Alexis pulls Mai up and hits the BITCH KILLER! She folds Mai up, one…….two…….NO! Mai rolls her shoulder at two! Alexis screams in frustration and slams the mat, then yells at the referee to count faster. Lexie pulls Mai to her feet and sends her into the corner and charges in and nails her with a knee to the gut, then grabs a headlock and BULLDOGS her out of the corner! Lexie gets to her feet and lock in the DARLING CLUTCH! Lexie looks like she has the title in her grasp when Stank comes in, hits the ropes and nearly kicks Lexie’s head into the 20th row with a big boot to the face.
Stank pulls Lexie up and peppers her with punches to the face. Lexie drops to her knees, and when the referee looks away to check on Mai, she NAILS Stank with a LOW BLOW! Stank doubles over in pain. Lexie gets to her feet and heads to the ropes, while she is running, Mai darts in and takes Stank down with the END IS HERE! Stank rolls out of the ring to the floor, dazed. Lexie grabs Mai and pulls her to her feet and punches her in the mouth, then sends her to the ropes, she stops Mai cold with a kick to the gut, then sets her up for another BITCH KILLER! But Mai escapes and shoves Lexie to the ropes, she takes Lexie to the mat with a drop toe hole, then locks in the MAI TIME (I forgot what this initially was, so this time it’s the cattle mutilation) Lexie howls in pain, but can’t escape. Mai bridges harder and Lexie has no choice, she taps out just before Stank can get back into the ring, NEW OOWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!
WINNER in 37:41 – and NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Mai Muyo
Lexie rolls out of the ring on one side, on the other Stank hops off the apron and takes his frustrations out on the Nepalese Announce Table, flipping it over and destroying it. Inside the ring, the referee hands Mai the title, and she sits on the mat Shawn Michaels style looking at it. Stank looks at her then shakes his head and heads to the back. Mai stands up and holds the title high, but Alexis slides back into the ring and SLAMS a chair across her back! Mai falls to the mat and the crowd boos loudly. Lexie sneers at them and slams the chair down on the mat.
Lexie pulls Mai to the chair and grabs her arm, she is going to CURBSTOMP her on the chair! No! Not THIS! Just then, someone in a dark hoodie races to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. Alexis releases Mai’s arms and stares at them like she’s seen a ghost! Mai takes a few steps back as the person reaches up, grabs the hood of the hoodie and pulls it back, revealing long flowing red hair! IT’S FIREWOMAN! The crowd roars their approval, Lexie sneers and charges at Fire and tries a clothesline, Fire ducks it and POPS Lexie in the mouth with a SUPERKICK on the rebound! Lexie falls between the ropes and hits the floor holding her jaw. She stares into the ring in disbelief. Christian Carter races to the ring and helps her to her feet and takes her to the back.
Meanwhile in the ring, Mai is on one knee holding the back of her head. Fire walks toward Mai and offers her hand to help her up, Mai looks up and we see anger in her eyes. Mai shoves Fire away and grabs her title and rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp to the back, still holding her head. She stops about halfway up and looks at Fire and just shakes her head. She turns and slaps hands with the fans as she heads to the back, leaving Fire standing in the ring alone.
STAN FULTON vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchThe lights dim and “Battle Without Honor or Humanity” plays and Matt Folz makes his way to the ring. Folz gets a mixed reaction from the Minnesota crowd, being from Wisconsin and all. He steps between the ropes and heads to the corner, no nonsense, ready to go.
“Fifty Goddamn Skeleton Warriors” plays next and the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Stan Fulton comes out, title over his shoulder and Bloody Mary in his hand. The crowd roars their approval for the Minnesota native, but Stan barely acknowledges it. He remains focused on Matt Folz and heads to the ring, never once taking his eyes off of him. Fulton sets Bloody Mary on the announce table and climbs into the ring and holds up the OOWF World Heavyweight title. The referee takes the title and calls both men to the middle of the ring and goes over the rules. The match has a 60 minute time limit, and only pin fall or submission will win the title. The referee orders them back to their corners, holds the title up, and calls for the bell, and the world title match is underway.
The two slowly circle and lock up. Folz tries to grab the arm but Fulton shoves him away. Stan has to be careful not to let Fulton work a limb, arm, ankle, knee whatever, and Folz has to avoid Fulton’s strength. They lock up again and Fulton grabs a side head lock. Folz tries to shove him to the ropes, but Fulton puts on the breaks, then takes Folz to the mat and locks in a side head lock, grinding it in hard. Folz takes a moment, then slowly works back to his feet, but Fulton keeps the hold locked in. Folz manages to back Fulton into the corner, the referee calls for a clean break and Fulton slowly releases the hold, Folz is careful to back away, wary of a punch from one of Fulton’s massive fists. They break clean and move back to the middle of the ring.
They lock up again and Fulton tries another head lock, but Folz grabs his arm and reverses it into a hammer lock. Fulton snarls in pain and quickly moves to the ropes to force another break. Folz releases the hold and gives Fulton a little shove for good measure. The champ turns around and swings at Folz’s head, but Folz ducks and the referee gets between them warning them both. Another lock up and this time Folz slips behind Fulton and lands several kicks to Fulton’s hamstrings, Fulton absorbs several shots, then turns around and grabs Fulton and SLAMS him between the eyes with a headbutt! Folz staggers and Fulton grabs him again and lands a BIONIC ELBOW right between the eyes! Folz falls to his knees and grabs his face in pain, Fulton bounds off the ropes and KILLS Folz with a falling clothesline! Stan covers, but Matt kicks out at two.
Stan pulls Folz up and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a big SPINE BUSTER! Matt writhes in pain on the mat, and Fulton pounces on him and tries to lock in the STUMP PULLER (Yes Lock, called it something else awhile back, forgot what now) but Folz fights it and manages to get his foot on the bottom rope and force the break. Fulton releases the hold and gets to his feet, then drops an elbow right across the small of Folz’s back, drawing a warning from the referee. Fulton ignores the warning and pulls Matt up and CLOTHESLINES him over the top rope to the floor.
Folz hits hard and Fulton climbs out of the ring and goes after him. He pulls Matt up and shoves him back first into the apron, then scoops him up and slams him back first into the ring post, then dumps him to the floor. Fulton slides partially under the bottom rope breaking the count, then goes back to the outside and walks over to Folz and stands on his lower back. Folz cries out in pain, but Fulton only smirks. Stan opens a chair and sets it next to the guardrail, pulls Folz up and sits him on the chair. He takes a few steps back and charges, trying for a boot to Folz’s face, but Matt moves off the chair and Fulton crotches himself on the guardrail and howls in pain.
Folz gets a burst of energy and grabs the chair and sets it in front of Fulton, gets a running start and springs off the chair and lands a leg lariat to Fulton that sends them both over the guardrail into the crowd! The crowd scatters to give them room to fight. Folz pulls Fulton up and hammers him with punches to the face, then grabs a chair and SLAMS it across Stan’s back! Looks like the referee is going to allow some leniency in this match. Fulton staggers forward and Folz tries to clothesline him over the guardrail back to ringside, but he can’t quite get him over like that, so he grabs Stan’s legs and flips him over the guardrail! Stan crashes down on the chair, right into his ribs, and falls to the floor! Folz uses a chair to climb onto the guardrail, slowly gets his balance, then drops a leg across the back of Stan’s head, driving his face into the concrete!
Folz pulls Stan up and rolls him into the ring, he darts under the bottom rope and covers the champ, but Stank rolls his shoulder at two. Folz pulls Fulton to a sitting position and lands repeated crossfaces across his face, eventually drawing blood from the champ’s nose. Folz plants a knee into Fulton’s back and grabs a reverse chinlock. Fulton slowly works to his feet, as he stands, Folz tries a SLEEPER hold, but Fulton heads toward the corner and falls backward, but Folz sees it coming, he releases the hold and falls to the mat before Stan falls backward, the champ SLAMS the back of his head on the top turnbuckle while Folz hits the mat and rolls out of the ring to safety. Fulton remains sitting in the corner holding the back of his head, while Folz slides back into the ring and charges into the corner and catches him with a knee to the face.
Fulton crumbles to the mat in the corner, Matt grabs Fulton’s leg and locks in an ANKLE LOCK, but Fulton immediately grabs the ropes forcing the break. He slides under the bottom rope to the floor and walks around the ring gently putting weight on the ankle until he can walk normally. Folz dashes across the ring and dives between the ropes, trying for a tackle on Fulton, but Fulton catches him and spins him to the floor with the BACKCUT SLAM! Folz may be DEAD! They both remain down for awhile, the referee counts and Fulton is up at six, he grabs Folz and shoots him into the ring and follows and covers, but Matt somehow kicks out at two.
Fulton pulls Folz up and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound in a BEARHUG! Folz howls in pain as Fulton tries to squeeze every bit of air out of his lungs. Fulton rag dolls Folz and the challenger begins to fade. He tries to fight back with a few punches to Fulton’s head, but Fulton squeezes harder and Folz slumps in his arms. The referee steps in and raises his arm, it drops once…….twice…..three….NO! Folz tries to fight out of it with some more punches, when that doesn’t work, he BITES Fulton on the nose! The champ howls in pain and staggers away, freeing Folz. Matt falls to the mat gasping for air, Fulton holds his face for a moment, then glares at Matt with a look of pure rage on his face.
Fulton shows surprising speed for a big man and pounces on Folz, hammering him with punches to the face. The referee tries to stop Stan, but Fulton shoves him away and goes back to tenderizing Matt’s face. The referee decides not to call a DQ for that and once again tries to get Fulton to stop. This time the champ relents and pulls Matt to his feet and shoves him into the corner and begins throwing elbows at his head. One of them catches Folz right above the eye, and he goes down in a heap. When Fulton pulls him back up, we see Matt has been busted open and blood is POURING from a gash above his eye. Fulton keeps him trapped in the corner and BITES HIS FACE! Folz howls in pain and the referee intervenes again, threatening disqualification.
Fulton breaks and whips Folz across the ring and charges across and KILLS him with an AVALANCHE. Folz staggers out of the corner and falls to the mat, Fulton immediately hits the ropes and drops the DROP LINE! The champ covers
One…..
Two…..
Thre…….NO! Folz rolls his shoulder! How the HELL did he do that?
Fulton gets to his feet and drags Matt to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle looking for a BANZAI SPLASH! Folz comes to before Fulton can hit the move and gets to his feet and leaps up and catches Fulton with a kick to the back of the head that stuns the champ. Mat grabs Fulton…..what the hell is he thinking……he’s going to……OH HELL NO! Folz grabs Fulton onto his shoulders and dumps him to the mat OLYMPIC SLAM! The crowd gasps at that one. Both men are down, Folz recovers first and crawls toward Fulton and drapes his arm across the big man’s chest
One………
Two……..
Thre……NO! Fulton kicks out, and not it’s Folz’s turn to wonder how the HELL he did that?
Folz heads to the corner and climbs the ropes, steadies himself, and dives, FLYING HEADBUTT right to Stan’s head! Folz covers, hooking the leg, one…..two…..NO! Stan rolls his shoulder at two. The time keeper announces that forty-five minutes have passed, and both men are starting to look a little worn. Folz pulls Fulton to his feet and backs him into the corner, whips him across the ring and charges in and hits a flying forearm to the face. Fulton staggers out of the corner and Folz climbs the ropes and connects with a MISSILE DROPKICK to the back of Stan’s head! Fulton lurches forward and tumbles over the ropes and lands on the apron with his arms trapped between the top and middle rope!
Folz slides out of the ring, Fulton tries to get his feet on the floor, and his feet barely reach. Folz walks around the ring and grabs Bloody Mary. He stands in front of Fulton and looks at him, the referee is too busy trying to free Stan’s arms to notice anything. Folz points to his nose, which is clearly broken, then takes Bloody Mary and SLAMS Fulton in the face with it! Folz grabs Fulton’s head and POUNDS his face with punches until Fulton’s face is a bloody mess. The referee finally frees him and Fulton falls to his knees on the floor, barely conscious. Fulton slowly reaches up and wipes the blood from his face, then sees Bloody Mary on the floor, covered in HIS blood, and Stan loses it.
The big man gets to his feet and grabs Folz as he charges in, goozles him and CHOKE SLAMS him onto the apron! Folz howls in pain and falls off the apron holding his back in pain. Stan pulls Folz to his feet and slams him face first into the ringpost, and as he drops to his knees Fulton tilts his head back and repeatedly drops elbows on Folz’s face while sneering wild-eyed like a mad man.
Fulton sends Folz back into the ring and climbs in after him. Folz gets to his feet and the two meet in the middle of the ring and trade furious punches. Folz starts to get the upper hand when Fulton lands a SPINNING BACK FIST that damn near knocks Folz out. Folz staggers to the corner, Fulton tries to charge in, but Folz climbs to the middle rope and leaps, catching him with a knee to the face. Fulton staggers across the ring and drops to one knee, Folz tries to lock on the TAZZMISSION, but Fulton falls back into the corner breaking the hold. As Stan walks out of the corner, Folz climbs to the middle rope and leaps at Stan, Stan turns around just in time to eat a clothesline that drops the champ to the mat. With Fulton down, Folz pounces and tries to lock on the STF ( a proper one, not the shitty John Cena one) but Fulton fights it with all he has.
He grabs Folz’s arm, the one that would pull back his head and slowly rolls free, keeping hold of the arm. Folz is on his hands and knees, and Fulton unleashes a barrage of stiff kicks to his ribs, then drops to the mat and locks in the STUMP PULLER! Folz is in a WORLD of trouble right now! Fulton pulls back as hard as he can, trying to snap Folz in half! The referee is right there asking Folz if he wants to quit, but Folz refuses. He fights the pain and slowly works around to the ropes and JUST BARELY gets his foot on the bottom rope forcing the break!
Folz tries to roll to the floor to recover, but Fulton grabs him and pulls him back into the ring, he jerks Folz to his feet and SLAMS him in the face with another headbutt, then sets Matt up and POWERBOMBS him to the mat! Folz’s head bounces off the mat and his eyes roll into the back of his head. Fulton bounds off the ropes and tries another DROP LINE, but Folz rolls out of the way and Fulton gets nothing but mat! Folz quickly gets to his feet and tries for another ANKLE LOCK, but Fulton catches him with several hard kicks to the face, the last one sends Folz staggering across the ring.
Fulton gets to one knee and Folz charges at him, Fulton catches him and hits a thunderous SPINEBUSTER! The champ doesn’t cover, instead he gets to his feet and pulls Matt up, hits the ropes and lands a ROARING ELBOW that sends Matt to the mat. Fulton measures him and drops a FALLING HEADBUTT to Matt’s groin that leaves the challenger howling in pain. Folz rolls over on his stomach trying to recover, Fulton hits the ropes and KILLS Folz with ANOTHER DROP LINE then traps him in the STUMP PULLER! Folz howls in pain and tries to fight out of it. He tries to get to the ropes, but not this time. Fulton pulls back as hard as he can, he looks like he is going to snap Folz in half. Folz hangs on as long as he can, blood pouring from his head and running down Stan’s arms. Fulton has a maniacal look on his face and yells for Folz to tap. Finally Folz can take no more and he TAPS OUT!
WINNER in 52:16 – and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Stan Fulton
Fulton slowly gets to his feet and the referee hands him his title. He raises it in the air and the crowd goes nuts. Folz pulls himself to his feet using the ropes and walks to the middle of the ring and he and Fulton go nose to nose. For a moment it looks like the action may resume, but Folz slowly extends his hand, Fulton looks at him for a moment, then shakes it. Folz doesn’t wait for Fulton to change his mind, he drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring and limps to the back leaving Stan in the spotlight, while the adoring Minnesotans cheer for their champion.
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