OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Coeur d’Alene, Idaho
September 3, 2014
FIREWOMAN vs. THOMAS BUILDS THE FIREWe join Thomas Builds the Fire's entrance already completed. "Terror" strikes up and Firewoman makes her return to in-ring action, to massive amounts of cheers. She's accompanied by Lucky, who appears to be giving her quite the pep talk. Lots of "Welcome Back" signs, and what's that? A new T-shirt? I bet THOSE are selling like hotcakes, right Stank? *wink* She rolls into the ring, and hops to her feet, shaking hands with Thomas. If she's nervous at all about her first match in months, she's not showing it. We get the bell and we're off. Thomas decides to try and capitalize on the ring rust and scores early with a series of arm drags that appear to catch Fire off guard. She lands hard on the last one, and Thomas capitalizes with some kicks to those ribs. They've had a bit more time to heal than usual, but that doesn't mean they aren't tender. He grabs her by the hair and snapmares her over into a front-facelock, and then nails a DDT~! He makes a cover, one, two...NO! Fire kicks out with authoritay! She rolls under the ropes to the floor to regroup, and Lucky rushes over to encourage her. She nods as he talks to her and looks up just to see Thomas springing from the ring! Clearly he wants to make a name for himself, and at Fire's expense, although he's aimed more at Lucky. Not for long, as Fire pushes Lucky out of the way, and takes the brunt as they both crash into the barricade. The referee counts as both try to get to their feet. Even though Fire took the brunt, after she checks to see Lucky's okay, the near-attack on her valet and, let's face it, best friend, has enraged her. She whips Thomas into the ring post...then again to the other ring post before throwing him in the ring. This is a more familiar Fire, as she stomps Thomas a few times, and then flips him over, hooks his legs, grabs his arms and...FIRESTOMP~! And a second FIRESTOMP~! She pulls him up to his feet, whips him into the ropes, and catches him with a boot to the gut on the rebound. Double underhook and....FIRESTORM~! That should do it. Fire makes the academic pin, one..two...THREE~!
WINNER in 5:01 - Firewoman
After the match, Fire glares down at Thomas, and then seems to regain composure as she helps him up, and then they shake hands again. She rolls out of the ring, checks on Lucky again, as he assures her he's okay. The walk back up the ramp together.
CRASH & BURN vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHEREThe Banned from Everywhere entourage works their way down to ringside. Drunkey, Drunkette, Ellie May, Arctic McBearington, Chuckles Norris...wait, where's Justin and Bill? Oh, there they are at the top of the arena. Looks like they're gonna use a zip line to come in. Justin is screaming but Bill just pops the top on another quart of PCPL, drains it, lets out a Rebel Yell, and heads down the zip line, with Justin somehow dangling along behind him. Bill lands face first in the ring, Justin on top of him, still screaming. They both stand up and pose for the fans.
Meanwhile coming down the ramp is Crash and Burn. And while Tommy Wilder is slapping hands and chatting with the fans, Miranda Williams is looking up in the ring at the pile and trying very hard not to laugh. Tommy and Miranda enter the ring and while Bill is accomodating and friendly, Justin is just staring at Miranda. Miranda offers a hand, but Justin asks for Five bucks. Miranda obliges, steps out of the ring, Bill falls out, and it will be Tommy and Justin to start things off.
High energy as Tommy flies all over the ring with dropkicks, rolling bridges, and a suplex or two, but Justin amazingly not only keeps up with Tommy, he actually rolls up Tommy for a one count. Bill slaps ol' Justin on the back what to congratulate him, but the referee calls that a tag, and in comes Awesome Bill. Bill offers Tommy a drink, but Tommy politely turns him down. Not to put a freshly opened jar of PCPL to waste, Bill downs it, shakes his head, and goes to lock up with Tommy. But Tommy's slipped behind Bill and rolled him up for a one count. Tommy decides to give Miranda a shot here, and Miranda runs circles around Bill but can't put Bill down for more than a one count. Bill tags in Justin andb he reluctantly enters the ring. Miranda puts out her arms for a hug. Justin reluctantly takes the hug...and eats a belly to belly suplex from Miranda. Justin is woozy...moreso than normal...and stands and turns back toward Miranda...CANADIAN DESTROYER! Miranda tags in Tommy...Imploding 1080! Tommy covers and Bill loses the battle to get back into the ring before the referee counts THREE!
Winners in 12:34 – Crash and Burn!
Tommy and Miranda help up Justin while Ellie May helps get Bill untangled from the ropes. Arctic brings a round of drinks for everyone. Tommy hands Justin a five dollar bill while Miranda shakes Justin's hand. Justin begins tapping out again and everyone laughs and leaves the ring, heading up the ramp together.
ALEXIS DARLING vs. JOSE REYNAJose comes out to boos as he makes his way to the ring. Alexis comes out as Christian Carter follows. They get to the ring and Carter has a mic in his hand. The music stops as he begins to speak.
CC: Look everyone its the King of Destruction. Jose, listen to me very closely. I know you have been searching who took out Jason Allen and you have every right to...but just because you have your own personal mission doesnt mean your out of our little group here...i know...i made you upset because i was going to put you and Jason on a hiatus, but Jose, I had to do something's in order to get you to do something and it looks as if lighting a fire on your ass worked.
But there are bigger fish to fry Jose and believe me you are not one of...not in the eyes of the kings...your true friends. So lets do the right thing here Jose...And walk out of this ring side by side as the true kings we are. Because these fans dont want to see you and Alexis fight...and I know you and Akexis dont want to fight each otber. So what do you say?
Carter puts his hand out to Jose who hesitates for a second but then reaches out and shakes Carters hand which goes into a bro hug. The chorusof boos fill the arena as Jose and Alexis hug and walk out of the ring and head to the back as the contest is a no contest.
WINNER – No Match
CHRIS EVANS & ECOSYSTEM vs. MURPHY’S LAW"The Trooper" plays and Chris Evans and Ecosystem come out to a mixed reaction. The crowd is much more appreciative as "Gauntlet" By the Dropkick Murphy's blares out and brings DK and Daniella Murphy to the ring.
Evans tries to attack at the bell but the Murphy’s are ready for him. DK catches Evans with a back body drop, then as he gets to his feet, catches him with a WICKED LEFT that sends him between the ropes to the floor. Eco tries charge Daniella, but she catches him with a SPINEBUSTER, when he stands, she charges and nails him with a big boot to the face that sends him over the top rope to the floor. Eco and Evans try to regroup on the floor, we actually hear Eco say "Work Smarter, not Harder". The Murphy’s get sick of waiting and charge the ropes and dive between them slamming Eco and Evans into the guardrail! DK grabs Eco and rolls him into the ring and the Murphy’s follow.
The Murphy’s keep Eco on their side of the ring and work him over using quick tags to get several near falls. Daniella heads to the top and misses an elbow drop, allowing Eco to make the tag to Evans. Daniella makes it to her feet but is chop blocked by Evans before she can make the tag. Evans and Eco show nice tag continuity, using quick tags in and out, focusing most of their offense on Daniella's knee. Eco locks in a figure four, Daniella struggles but eventualy makes it to the ropes. Eco makes the tag and Evans looks to finish with the Ode to Canada, but Daniella rolls him into a small package for a very close 2 count. Evans is first up to his feet and tries a lairat, but Daniella ducks, kicks him in the ribs and nails a DDT out of nowhere.
Both are semi out of it as they crawl to their corners looking for a tag. Evans reaches up and tags Eco, Eco runs in quickly but he's too late as Daniella makes the tag to DK. DK comes in a house of fire, nailing Eco with huge power moves. Evans comes in and DK nails him as well. Daniella gets back in the ring and we have a 4 way brawl now. As the ref escorts Daniella out of the ring, DK locks in an STF on Eco, only to have Evans nail him in the back of the head. Evans rolls his partner on top of DK, the ref turns around.... 1, 2, 3.
WINNERS in 10:00 – Chris Evans & Ecosystem
CHRISTIAN CARTER vs. TYTANChristian Carter is out to the ring first, perpetual sneer on his face as he begins to jaw with fans, then thinks better of it and just hops into the ring, posing atop the turnbuckles as he awaits his opponent. The PA shifts to “Disposable Heroes,” and Tytan comes out in all his ancient warrior war helmet glory. Carter mocks him in the ring, marching around and doing a little “300” imitation as Tytan comes in the ring.
Tytan, unamused, comes right at Christian Carter, and the two begin to brawl around the ring. Carter is no slouch at striking, but he has trouble keeping his distance from Tytan, who has so much power behind his close range shots. Carter eventually rolls out of the ring, to try to get distance – Tytan pursues, Carter dodges a spear, Tytan stops short of the steps, Carter charges, SPINEBUSTER to Christian Carter on the mat! Tytan takes back over brawling, throwing Carter up against the apron and then up against the barricade. Tytan rolls into the ring and back out to break the count. He comes back out and lays a couple more blows on Carter, whips into the stairs – reversal, and Tytan crashes shoulder-first into the steel!
And here comes the Ultimate Opportunist (whatever, I’m stealing it) Christian Carter, stiffly kicking the Spartan Soldier up against the steel, before getting a little air – CURBSTOMP on the steel steps! The crowd just cringed! Christian rolls into the ring, getting a little air and telling the referee to count…the referee does so, grudgingly, but at six, Tytan SITS UP! He is bleeding from the forehead, and he is ANGRY! Tytan rolls back into the ring and comes right at Carter. He’s stumbling though, so Carter is able to give it right back, finally pushing Tytan against the turnbuckles and driving his boot to open the wound up more – but Tytan grabs the ankle and twists! ANKLE LOCK! ANKLE LOCK ON CARTER!
Crowd: THAT’S HIS MOVE!
Carter isn’t going to drop that easy, and twists around to kick Tytan off and into the turnbuckles. Cater backs up, head of steam for running forearm – NO ONE HOME! Tytan from behind – German Suplex #1, German Suplex #2, rolls for a third, Carter spins around to punch him off – Tytan with a RELEASE BELLY TO BELLY! Tytan measures Carter as he stumbles up - WRATH OF GOD! The Superman Punch sends Carter down…and rolling out of the ring. Tytan takes a second before looking up, and briefly can’t figure out where Carter went until he sees him rolling under the apron.
Tytan comes out and pulls Carter out from under the ring – and Carter has a steel pole. CLANG. Ring the bell.
Winner in 7:22 by disqualification…Tytan!
Carter doesn’t quite look like the loser here, as Tytan goes down hard after a second swing from Carter. Carter slaps Tytan across the face and rubs the blood on the shirt, smiling. He begins to jab the pole into Tytan’s gut, when suddenly, Ecosystem hops over the barricade in front of Carter. Carter raises his pole to Eco (ha!), while Eco realizes he’s down a weapon…and picks up a Slurpee from a fan. Carter looks at Eco sideways, and Eco THROWS THE SLURPEE ON CARTER! That…didn’t do much. Carter advances on Eco as Alexis comes down to the ring – but Tytan suddenly sits up and snatches the pole from Carter. Now we’re two on two, but Tytan is armed, and Carter decides he’s spent enough time as he rolls into the ring, and out the other side to where Alexis is waiting.
Eco throws his arm around Tytan and congratulates him on the win – Tytan shoves him off and just stares at Eco, blood trickling down his visage. Eco gives a “Cool, cool” as doctors walk over – gingerly - to patch up the wrathful colossal.
SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. STRENGTH IN SILENCE, SPIDER MCNULTY & MATT FOLZStrength in Silence, Spider McNulty and Matt Folz are announced first and make their way to the ring. They are cheered loudly by the crowd and Spider shakes his head in amazement. Their music stops and
The Saints by Helloween plays and Moose, Chloe, Stan Fulton and LD Williams storm the ring and the fight is ON!
Moose and Chloe make a beeline for Shane and Power, but Spider charges into the fray and attacks Moose. The two of them tumble out of the ring to the floor. Inside, LD Williams grabs Folz and they turn it into a hockey fight, trading punches and chops and kicks and everything else they can. Chloe screams like a banshee and attacks Power, but Power is ready for her and nails Chloe with an uppercut to the throat that drops the Saint to her knees. While everyone else is fighting, Shane and Stan are left standing in the middle of the ring. Shane walks up to the champ and stares him in the eyes with a strange look on his face. Shane spreads his arm and does a little bow (like Rufio from Hook, couldn’t find the clip, use your imagination, or look it up. Or watch the movie, it’s great). Stan snarls and tries a clothesline, but Shane ducks, when Stan turns around, Shane NAILS him with a SPINNING BACKFIST that sends the champ stumbling to the ropes. Shane charges at Stan and tries a high knee to the face, but Fulton catches him, sort of, and dumps him over the top rope to the floor. Tuska just barley avoids landing on his head and breaking his neck.
Meanwhile on the other side of the ring, Spider and Moose get to their feet and look at one another with evil grins on their faces. They go at it again, pummeling one another with punches to the face. Moose catches Spider with a knee to the gut and sends him into the guardrail, then comes after him and chokes him. Spider works to his feet and sticks his thumb in Moose’s eye, causing him to howl in pain and break the choke. Spider scoops Moose up and SLAMS him through the Icelandic Announce Table. McNulty starts to walk away, but Moose is quickly back to his feet and SLAMS a monitor down on the back of Spider’s head dropping him to the ground. Moose is quickly on top of Spider, he pulls him up to all fours, then reaches into his boot and grabs his scalpel.
Inside the ring, Stan and LD are putting the boots to Matt Folz. LD pulls him up and shoves him into one corner and unleashes some CANADIAN VIOLENCE! He beats Matt to the mat then Stan charges in and KILLS Folz with a knee to the face. Stan pulls a stunned Folz to his feet and shoves him toward LD, who sets him up for a CANADIAN DESTROYER but before he can do that, Tuska attacks LD from behind and hits the SILENCER! LD hits the mat, now also as dazed as Folz, while Stan and Shane square off once again.
On the other side of the ring on the floor, Power and Chloe are still trying to beat one another to death. Power grabs a chain that was (for some reason) lying on the ground and NAILS Chloe right in the head. Chloe drops to her feet and blood starts flowing from the cut above her eye. Power pulls Chloe up and lifts her onto her shoulder and heads toward the ring post, but Chloe slips off her shoulder and shoves her toward the steel. Power puts the brakes on at the last second and turns around, Chloe charges and Power HOT SHOTS her into the steel! Chloe’s head hits the steel and a sick THUD echoes through the arena, she may well be out cold!
Power looks up and sees Moose on top of Spider trying to get the scalpel from his boot. Power grabs a kendo stick (ok, at this point, we are just going to assume there are weapons everywhere) and races around the ring. Moose gets the scalpel out and puts it against Spider’s throat, Power yells Jack’s name, he looks up and gets BLASTED right in the face with a kendo stick shot! Moose falls to the floor. Spider gets up and thanks Power, they bump knuckles and Power gives Spider the kendo stick, which he then uses to WEAR OUT Moose.
Inside the ring, Shane and Stan are going through some chain wrestling that is COMPLETELY out of place in this match. Stan whips Shane to the ropes and Tuska rebounds and tries a HURRACARANA, but Stan catches him and turns it into a BUCKLE BOMB! As Shane staggers out of the corner Fulton nearly DECAPITATES him with a CLEAR CUT! Fulton looks at Shane on the mat and hits the ropes trying for a DROP LINE, but as he rebounds, Power comes in and STUNS him with a LARIAT! The champ falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring to the floor.
LD Williams gets to his feet, and we see he is facing Folz and Power with Shane recovering. LD seems to like those odds, he charges at Power and catches her with a kick to the gut, but Folz grabs him from behind and PLANTS him with an OLYMPIC SLAM! LD writhes in pain, but Power grabs him and sends him to the ropes and hits a POWERSLAM! She covers, one…..two…..NO! LD kicks out at two!
Power tries to hit the ropes, but Fulton reaches up and LOW BRIDGES her, Power tumbles over the top rope and hits the floor hard, Fulton puts the boots to her, then sits her up and starts dropping elbows down on her mask, and tilting her head back and raining elbows down on her face. From the inside, Shane tries to save Power by reaching between the ropes and grabbing him by the hair, what he doesn’t see is Chloe on the apron, she charges down the apron and BLASTS Shane right in the temple with a knee! Shane slumps on the ropes, Chloe hops off the apron and grabs a chair and SLAMS it right in Shane’s face! Tuska falls off the ropes to the mat, Chloe slides into the ring and covers, but Folz breaks it up at two with a kick to the head.
Spider has snapped the kendo stick on Moose, who is now a bloody mess. He tosses the kendo stick aside and limps around the apron looking for a new fight, but Moose is not QUITE done yet. He crawls to the apron and pulls HDB from under the ring and tears off a piece of barbed wire. As Spider tries to climb onto the apron, Moose loops it around his throat and tries to choke the life out of him! Spider gets his fingers between the barbs and his throat, but the damage is certainly being done. Chloe charges across the ring and lands several punches to Spider’s face until he falls to the floor. Moose and Chloe pull him up and lay him on the Chilean Announce Table, Moose climbs to the second turnbuckle and Chloe hands him a chair and Moose hits an ARABIAN FACEBUSTER on Spider, putting him through the table! The crowd breaks into a HOLY SHIT chant!
Moose and Chloe head into the ring where Shane is trying to get to his feet. Chloe darts in and catches him with a kick to the jaw. Power and Stan continue to fight on the floor, while LD and Folz go at it again. LD tries a suplex, but Folz slips free and drops LD to the mat and grabs his ankle for an ANKLE LOCK, but before he can cinch it in, Moose lifts Folz onto his shoulders for the GTSF but Folz slips free, spins Moose around and ROCKS him with a EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Folz goes for a second one, but Moose catches his arm and spins him around and locks in a STANDING JI-ENDO!
LD and Chloe pull Shane to his feet, Chloe lifts him in a BEARHUG and LD bounds off the ropes HART ATTACK CLOTHESLINE! Chloe keeps hold of Shane’s feet and slingshots him back up right into an LD Williams SUPERKICK! Shane covers Tuska, but, somehow, from the outside, a bloody and battered Spider McNulty is back on his feet and he grabs LD and pulls him out of the ring to the floor. Spider gets on top of LD and HAMMERS him with punches to the face.
Meanwhile, Power catches Stan with several hard chops, then avoids a DOUBLE SLEDGE from Stan and hits a LUNGBLOWER, dropping Fulton to the floor. Power slides back into the ring and nails Moose from behind, breaking up the standing ji-endo. Chloe immediately comes to Moose’s aid, and once again Power and Chloe got at it, tearing into one another like banshees.
On the outside, Fulton tries to regain his composure and spots Bloody Mary lying on the announce table. He grabs it and makes his way around the ring to Spider, who is still wearing out LD. Fulton BLASTS Spider on the back of the head, and he lurches forward and falls to the floor, very possibly out cold. Inside the ring, while Moose and Folz are recovering, Power and Chloe are still fighting. Power sends Chloe to the ropes and stops her cold with a kick to the gut, then sets her up and hits a POWERBOMB! Chloe rolls to the ropes holding the back of her head.
Meanwhile in the corner, Moose is lying there recovering from the shot from Power. Sunny Hamid races to the ring and puts something in Moose’s hand, Moose looks at it and smirks…….it’s another scalpel. Power has Chloe on the mat hammering her with punches to the face, Moose grabs her head and pulls her up and tries to slash her right across the chest, but Power gets her arm up and only gets a nice long slice across the forearm for her trouble. Shane sees this and darts across the ring and damn near SPEARS Moose out of his boots! Tuska and Moose roll out of the ring to the floor, Folz leaves the ring and goes after Stan who is putting the boots to Spider. And Chloe and Power renew hostilities and fall out of the ring, again. LD grabs a barely conscious Spider and rolls him under the bottom rope into the ring.
LD takes his time and lands several hard kicks to Spider’s head, then pulls him up and sets him up for a CANADIAN DESTROYER! Before he can hit it, Spider goes limp and collapses to the mat. LD snarls and pulls him up again and sets him up a second time. LD hooks him and is about to hit the move when Spider stands up and hits an ALABAMA SLAM into the corner! LD’s head BOUNCES off the turnbuckle, he staggers forward and Spider hits the SPIDER’S LULLABYE! Spider falls on LD and covers, one…..two…..THREE!
WINNERS in 33:28 – Strength in Silence, Spider McNulty & Matt Folz
The bell does nothing to stop the fighting though, if anything it gets more intense. Everyone is bloody and battered, there are tables, ladders and chairs that have been used and broken. Finally OOWF Security comes to the ring and breaks things up, despite a very loud LET THEM FIGHT chant from the crowd.
GHOSTHEAD vs. ALEXANDER DARLINGBoth men make their entrances. Ghost gets a tepid response, but Alex gets booed more than the Saints usually get. His ring gear appears to have a WWE logo on them. Wonder how that got by our commissioner.
The bell rings and this one’s a go.Lockups and escapes are the name of the game for the first few minutes of the match. Each man backs the other into the corner and releases without incident each time. This goes on six or seven times until Darling gets Ghosthead backed into the ropes and GH puts his hands up expecting a clean break.
And that doesn’t happen. Darling puts an elbow directly into the jaw of the Death Knell. Then another. And another. Finally Darling shoots Ghosthead to the far ropes and connects with a beautiful dropkick to the face of Ghosthead.
GH drops and Darling is quick to cover, but only gets a two count. He snarls at the referee and picks Ghosthead up by the hair.
A succession of European uppercuts rocks GH back into the corner, Darling climbs up on the second turnbuckle and begins hammering the skull of his opponent. Darling starts jawing with the fans and GH summons enough energy to pick Darling up and lands a sit-out spinebuster!
Darling rolls onto his side, arching his back in pain while GH just lays flat on the mat, the effort to get some separation taking the wind out of his sails. Ghosthead is the first to his feet and he takes a kick at Darling’s head, glancing off the back of the skull. Darling covers up and GH runs the ropes and baseball slides Darling right out of the ring.
As Ghosthead starts shakily climbing the turnbuckle, Darling is climbing to his feet. Alex looks up and eats a cross body splash from a flying Ghosthead. GH rolls up to his feet and tosses Darling into the ring.
Ghosthead picks Darling up ... it looks like he setting Alex up for the Horror Driver. But before he can hit the move, he hears a consistent golf-clapping from the side of the ring. Eric O’Mac! He’s come in from the crowd!
Ghosthead drops Darling unceremoniously and goes over to the ropes to have words with the representative from the Evil Empire. But that of course allows Darling to get his breath back and he grabs Ghosthead from behind... DARLING DRIVER!
This one’s over. ONE! TWO! THREE!
WINNER in 8:59 by pinfall... ALEXANDER DARLING
Eric climbs in the ring as the boos and garbage starts to rain down on the Stanford Stable.RORY ALBRIGHT vs. DANNY TAYLOR – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match“Dynamite” Danny Taylor - accompanied by “Dashing” Victor Deniro - marches to the ring, and the crowd goes wild. They pause at ringside to drink in the cheers, shake hands, and Victor returns to the back as Danny climbs into the ring and stretches in the corner. The cheers become decidedly mixed as the OOWF Onslaught Champion, Rory Albright, steps onto the stage with Carrie Weiss. Albright raises his championship and encourages the boos, and then they stroll to the ring. They stand in the ring and pose, and Albright raises the championship again before handing it to referee Davis Hightower, who displays it to the crowd and calls for the bell.
They stand toe-to-toe in the middle of the ring and the champion talks trash, but Danny merely smiles and shakes his head. Danny offers a handshake. Albright refuses and demands a test of strength. Danny obliges and takes the advantage, turning Albright’s wrists. Albright responds with a knee to the gut. He scoops Danny up and slams him to the mat, then comes off the ropes with a knee drop. He pulls Danny up and shoves him into the corner, attacking with a series of shoulders to the midsection. Albright sends Danny across the ring and follows him hard into the corner with a clothesline. He sets up a suplex, but Danny blocks. Albright drives several knees into his midsection and tries again, but Danny blocks and reverses. Albright rolls right back to his feet and attacks, but Danny lifts him onto his shoulders and hits a Samoan drop. Danny rolls Albright over and sits him up, hitting a series of crossfaces. He hauls Albright to his feet and sends him to the ropes. He sets himself for a belly-to-belly suplex, but the Champion launches himself and hits the K.O.U.F Out! He covers, but Danny kicks out at two.
Albright stomps Danny into the mat before sitting him up and going to the ropes to drive a knee into his face. He pulls Danny up and twists him into position for the PCB, but Danny buries an elbow in his side. Albright's grip slips, and Danny turns, picks him up, and drives his spine into the turnbuckles. He hangs on after the impact and throws the champion across the ring with a belly-to-belly suplex. He charges as Albright gets up and levels him with a clothesline. He continues to work on the neck, sitting Albright up and attacking with elbows before grabbing his head and twisting. He locks in a chinlock, but Albright quickly works his way to his feet. Danny spins him around and snaps him over with a gut wrench suplex. He tries for the TNT, but Albright manages to twist free and slide under the ropes to the floor. Carrie joins her man, giving him a pep talk and a peck on the cheek before he rolls back into the ring.
Danny moves in as Albright gets to his feet. Albright slips a headlock and punches Danny in the kidneys, then hits him with a German suplex. Albright is up and goes to the ropes, nailing a baseball slide dropkick as Danny sits up. Albright drags Danny up and shoves him into the corner. He connects with a number of forearms and kicks, then scoops Danny onto his shoulder. He starts across the ring, but Danny drops off, hooks him, and hits a German suplex that drives Albright’s head into the turnbuckles. Danny drags him from the ropes and covers, but Albright rolls a shoulder at two.
Both men are up and Albright connects with a right hand. Danny responds with one of his own, and soon both men are throwing haymakers. Albright’s connection percentage is a little higher, and he pushes Danny back until Danny slips a punch and grabs his arm. Danny tries to swing him around and drive him to the mat, but they’re too close to the ropes and get tangled up. Danny immediately breaks and steps back, and Albright uses the opening to slam an elbow into his jaw. He doubles Danny over with a knee to the gut and hooks him for a DDT. Danny blocks, and Albright connects with repeated elbows to the head and neck before setting him up to try again. Before he can hit it, the bell rings.
WINNER - 15:00 TIME LIMIT DRAW
MAI MUYO vs. STANK – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchThe former OOWF Intercontinental Champion makes his way down the ramp to boos from the crowd. Stank stops and glares at a contingent of cheering Saints of Sinners fans before walking around the ring and past the Ferguson Missouri announce table. The announcers who look suspiciously like Ferguson police (You know because they're wearing riot gear, including helmets with face shields) immediately draw their weapons and order Stank to stop. Stank turns around to face them and upon seeing their weapons drawn, he throws his hands up in the air in surrender. Big mistake... the "announcers" FIRE THEIR WEAPONS and the ref has no choice but to call for the bell!
Your winner? by forfeit and STILL OOWF Intercontinental Champion - Mai Muyo!The crowd is stunned into silence for a few moments before an up-swell of protest erupts from the angry fans! Big mistake... the announcers pick up additional weapons and begin shooting TEAR GAS into the crowd! What a misguided attempt to pacify them, but this is not an ordinary professional wrestling audience... no... these are OOWF fans! You think they've never been confronted by tear gas before? These guys are old pros. Most just stand there and take it while a few disperse, heading for the exits. Mai Muyo makes her way out onto the stage wondering what all the commotion is about. She is met at the top of the ramp by the retreating ref who raises her hand in victory.
Mai - What on Earth is going on?
Ref - Stank has forfeited the match... on account of him getting shot.
Mai - WHAT!?! Is he okay???
Ref - Don't think so. I'm sure management is questioning the wisdom in granting Ferguson police license to have an announce table... though considering your brother is in charge...
Mai - My brother wouldn't stoop this low..
Ref -
Mai - Okay maybe he would, but not when he knows I would disapprove...
Ref -
Mai - STOP looking at me like THAT! The least you could do is check on Stank! I pray he is alright.
Ref - Again. It doesn't look good.
Mai - I hardly think getting shot constitutes forfeiture by the way.
Russ and Razz emerge out of the tear gas fog and make their way up the ramp past Mai and the ref. Mai starts her way down into the fog, but calls back over her shoulder as she leaves.
Mai - I'll check on Stank. The least you could do is get medical.More tear gas is fired into the crowd as they continue to protest with their hands in the air. Mai covers her mouth and nose with her arm sleeve as she makes her way around the ring to where Stank lies motionless. She stoops down and is surprised and relieved to find a strong pulse. She shakes the big Saint's shoulder.
Mai - Stank!
Stank - I AM NOT RESISTING ARREST!!
Mai - Stank it's Mai!
Stank - Mai?? Wait... I'm ALIVE??
The big man pushes himself up to his knees and quickly pats himself all over his chest and legs, checking for bullet wounds.
Stank - Huh... they missed... what a bunch of fuck ups.
Mai - If they weren't so, you would be dead.
Stank - Still... it seems... impossible.
Mai - God has spared you.
Stank - Uh... maybe.Stank looks around and doesn't see evidence of bullets having been fired anywhere.
Stank - Or maybe this is something else. They shot blanks!Stank rises to his feet and looks at the Ferguson police as they continue to fire tear gas into the crowd. Stank walks up behind one of them and pulls off his helmet... it's SETH ROLLINS!! Rollins SMASHES the butt of his tear gas gun right onto Stank's face!! Stank goes down in a spray of blood as the second Ferguson police officer removes his helmet and BY GAWD through FOG and potatohead tears IT'S THE DEMON KANE!!!
Kane flings his tear gas gun at Mai who dodges the missile by hopping up onto the ring apron! She she steps through the ropes without turning her back on Seth and Kane. Stank makes his way back up to his feet where he is immediately goozled by corporate Kane and CHOKESLAMMED TO HELL! Mai thinks about intervening when she is spun around and DROPPED to the mat by a RKO from RANDY ORTON!! By this time Alexander Darling and Eric O'Mac have made their way down the ramp to ringside. They hop up on the apron and mock Mai Muyo as she is surrounded by Orton, Rollins, and Kane! The crowd boos the shit out of this as Kane holds Mai's head in position for a SETH ROLLINS CURB STOMP!!
Alex grins while Eric laughs, but not for long as the crowd goes wild for the arrival of the rest of the Saints of Sinners wielding a variety of different weapons from barbed wire baseball bats to Stan's Bloody Mary. The WWE contingent at first look like they are up for the challenge until the crowd goes wild again for Crash and Burn who make their way through and hop the guard rail. The Saints are about halfway down the ramp when out behind them comes Danny Taylor and Murphy's Law followed by Spider McNulty and Strength in Silence. The WWE contingent decide the numbers are not in their favor and retreat through the crowd opposite from where Crash and Burn appeared just as Ecosystem with Commissioner Firewoman and a phalanx of security also begin to make their way down the ramp.
The Saints all head over to help Stank to his feet, as Crash and Burn, Drink & Destroy and Ecosystem check on Mai lying face down in the ring. Security surrounds the ring in case the WWE is thinking of returning, or if the Saints get any ideas, but no further violence is unleashed as the Saints all head up the ramp. Stank has an arm around both Stan and LD Williams who assist his movements. Moose doesn't even acknowledge Firewoman's presence as he passes her by. LD nods his head toward her, but we're not even sure if Stank knows where he is right now as he is being helped along. Chloe looks like she wants to attack Fire but Moose calls her away. Chloe snarls then stares daggers up at her sister standing in the ring, before following the rest of the Saints up the ramp and out the back.
The crowd begins to applaud as Mai is helped to her feet and Eco lays the Intercontinental Championship Belt over her shoulder. He then angrily stares in the direction where Alex and the WWE contingent retreated before our cameras fade on the OOWF logo being crossed out and replaced by a WWE logo.
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