OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Panama City, Panama
October 29, 2014
CRASH & BURN vs. MURPHY’S LAW vs. STRENGTH IN SILENCEAll three team enter the ring to loud cheers, and after all three get in the ring and shake hands and then shoot to see which teams are first – and we have Strength in Silence and The Murphys to start –
Power and Dee start for their teams, and it is an immediate test of strength – Dee uses her leverage to get the advantage, and forces Power to one knee. Power then gets her position and fights to her feet, then drops back down with a monkey flip, hanging onto Dee’s hands and rolling into the mount position! She lands a couple of forearm shots, Dee manages to slip out before too much damage is done. Back to a vertical base, chain wrestling by both, but no clear advantage - then Dee surprises her opponent with a dropkick, sending Power to the mat! Tag to DK, double team suplex – DK drops an elbow, off the ropes and goes for a second elbow, Power rolls clear and tags in Shane, who drills DK with a running kick as he gets to his feet – DK staggers back and is tagged by Miranda Williams!
Miranda enters the ring, and she and Shane go at it – Shane stay a step ahead of her with strikes and a legsweep, but Miranda picks up on his timing and catches him with a drop toe-hold then grabs a leg and does a rolling dragon screw leg whip – then transitions to the Miranda Rights! Power and Dee both break the hold, then have a stare down for a second, before moving to their corners – Miranda picks up Shane, tags in Wilder – LOW 02!
Wilder goes off the far ropes, flipping leg drop across Shane’s back – Wilder goes to the top… but as he goes for an early Air Walk, Shane gets clear – too close to DK who tags himself in, German suplexes Shane out of the ring, then runs over Wilder with a clothesline.
The next 20 minutes are a real treat for OOWF fans, with non-stop, hard hitting action. None of the teams can maintain a clear cut advantage, but all have their moments and there are several close calls – soon the action gets real chaotic, and all six wrestlers find themselves in the ring at the same time! Dee and Shane are locked up, Power and Miranda, and Wilder and DK. Power and DK whip Wilder and Miranda at each other, but Miranda slides low and Wilder leaps over her – and gets CREAMED by a clothesline from Power! She charges across the ring and takes Dee, Shane and herself over the top rope! DK tries to get Miranda out of the ring, but she comes back with a jumping knee, followed by a rebound clothesline! DK gets to his hands and knees, and Wilder sprints across the ring, leaps off of DK, shooting star press over the top rope into Dee, Power and Shane!
Miranda takes a quick look at DK, and scales the top rope – but DK is back up, and as Dee rolls into the ring, DK picks Miranda off the top rope for a powerbomb – No! IRISH CAR BOMB!
DK covers – 1…2…3!
Winners in 18:49– Murphy’s Law
ALEXANDER DARLING & CHRISTIAN CARTER vs. LD WILLIAMS & MATT FOLZRoyalty - Alexander Darling and Christian Carter, accompanied by Alexis Darling - make their way to the ring to a chorus of boos. They seem to enjoy the reaction, egging the crowd on and laughing as the boos get louder. They pose in the ring, then Alex stretches in the corner as Carter runs the ropes. Their opponents - Matt Folz and L.D. Williams - pause on the stage, looking at the cheering crowd. Folz gestures to the back, and the crowd erupts as Jaime McAllister-Folz steps onto the stage. Jaime waves to the crowd, kisses her husband, and returns to the back as Folz and Williams head to the ring. Referee Angelo Barros steps between the teams, gives them their instructions, and sends them to their corners before he calls for the bell.
Williams and Alex opt to start out. They meet in the middle of the ring, and the Brat Prince has a lot to say. Williams just shakes his head. Folz starts into the ring, and as soon as Barros turns, Williams delivers a swift kick to the fork and spikes Alex with a DDT. Williams rolls Alex over and covers, but Carter slides into him with a dropkick to break it up. Carter rolls to his feet and immediately gets speared out of his boots by Folz. As Barros attempts to break them up, Williams hauls Alex to his feet and shoves him into the corner. He gets a few shots in, but when he tries an Irish whip, Alex holds the ropes and pulls him back into an elbow to the jaw. He shoulders Williams into the corner and lays in a series of hard shots. He sends Williams across the ring, and Carter breaks free and snaps off a superkick, nailing Williams as he hits the corner. Carter rolls to the apron as Alex connects with a clothesline, then reaches out to make the tag.
Alex snapmares Williams and sits him up, holding him in place while Carter slings himself over the ropes and drives a knee into the back of his neck. Carter sits Williams back up and attacks the neck with a series of forearms, then pulls him up and snaps him over with a suplex. Carter stomps Williams into the mat and covers, but Williams rolls a shoulder at two. Carter tosses Williams into the corner and chokes him, only breaking when Barros’ count reaches four. Carter backs off and argues with the ref, which allows Alex to wrap the tag rope around Williams’ throat. Folz starts in to help, but Baros cuts him off, allowing Carter to hit Williams with a stalling dropkick. Williams sags, the rope around his throat the only thing holding him up. Alex lets go as Barros turns around, and Williams collapses to the mat. Carter drags him out of the corner and covers, but Folz is in with an elbow to break it up at two. Carter hauls Williams up and drives him into the corner, and makes the tag to Alex. Royalty double Williams over with twin boots to the gut, then snap him over with a tandem suplex. Alex goes to the ropes and drops a knee into his throat. He forgoes the cover and pulls Williams to his feet. He sets up the Darling driver, but Williams elbows free. Williams heads for his corner, but Alex grabs his arm and spins him around - and Williams uses the momentum to connect with a hard left cross. Alex staggers, and Williams throws him toward his corner with an overhead suplex. Williams rolls to his knees and reaches out - and makes the tag!
Folz comes in and runs right over Alex, slamming into Carter as he steps into the ring. Folz connects with a multitude of rights and lefts, then sends Carter towards a rising Alex. Royalty manage to avoid a collision, but Folz steamrolls across the ring and levels them both with a double clothesline. Folz keeps both opponents off-balance with alternating punches, until Carter manages to block one and rake the eyes. Alex pins Folz’ arms from behind, and Carter connects with a superkick. Royalty send Folz into their corner, and Carter connects with a brutal running knee before heading back to the apron. Alex strolls over and connects with several forearms before Folz explodes out of the corner with a double leg takedown. He hammers Alex with punches, then pulls him up and plants him with a belly-to-belly suplex. He hooks the leg, but Alex kicks out at two. Folz pulls Alex up into a front facelock, drags him to his corner and makes the tag.
Folz holds Alex open as Williams comes in with a kick to the ribs. Folz lets go and Williams stands Alex up with a knee lift, then spins and levels him with a discus clothesline. Williams grabs Alex’s leg and delivers several solid kicks to the knee, then rolls him over and goes for the STF. Alex flails and catches Williams in the jaw with an elbow, stunning him long enough for Alex to kick free. Williams grabs him before he gets far and hits a German suplex. The move takes it out of Williams as well, however, and he’s slow to follow up. He pulls Alex up and gets blasted by a forearm. Alex follows up with a knee to the gut and a gut-wrench suplex, then rolls to his corner and makes the tag.
Carter sprints across the ring and nails Williams with a dropkick as he sits up. Carter drops a pair of elbows, then pulls Williams up and sets up the Fall From Grace. Williams reverses with a double leg takedown, then flips over Carter into a cover. Carter kicks out at one. Williams rolls to his feet and tags in Folz, then grabs Carter and lifts him for a suplex. He drops Carter across Folz’ shoulder, and Folz hooks him in a Canadian backbreaker.Barros checks, but Carter refuses to submit. He manages to hook a foot on the top rope and Barros counts, but Folz yanks him free and drops to his knees for a final impact before releasing him . Folz covers, but Alex is in to break it up at two. Williams is in as well, but Barros cuts him off, allowing Alex to drag his partner to their corner and tag himself in.
Folz charges as Alex steps into the ring. Alex ducks a clothesline and connects with a forearm. He sets Folz up for a Russian legsweep, but Folz elbows free. Alex swings, but Folz ducks and hits an atomic drop. He keeps Alex from falling and hauls him into a fireman’s carry, then does a forward roll toward his corner with Alex on his shoulders. He tags in Williams and grabs Alex’s legs. Folz hits a wheelbarrow suplex, and Williams springs to the top rope mid-move, going for the International death sentence. Carter hits the ropes though, and knocks Williams off balance, causing him to tumble to the mat. Folz rolls to his feet and tackles Carter, sending them both through the ropes to the floor. Williams crawls over and covers Alex, but Alexis is up on the apron, and Barros is busy trying to get her down. Williams gets up and limps over to confront her, and Alex crawls up behind him and hits a low blow - returning the favor from earlier in the match. Alexis drops to the floor, and Alex hauls Williams up - Darling Driver! Alex covers, and Barros counts One...Two...Folz tries to get back in the ring, but Carter drags him back...Three.
WINNERS, in 26:42, Royalty
After the match: Folz breaks free of Carter and slides into the ring to check on Williams. Royalty climbs onto the apron, but Stank and Firewoman materialize out of the crowd, causing them to reconsider. They back up the aisle instead, and pose on the stage to the boos of the crowd.
ALEXIS DARLING & JOSE REYNA vs. TYTAN & MAI MUYOThat shitty ass theme song brings Alexis Darling and Jose Reyna down to the ring, seeming to revel in the massive boos they're receiving. Alexis gets on the top rope and mocks the crowd as she shows off her Intercontinental Championship. The crowd roars as 'Hero' plays and Mai Muyo and Tytan make their way to the ring.
The bell rings and Alexis holds her Championship high in the air taunting Mai, who responds by slapping the taste out of Alexis's mouth. They immediately start trading right hands, as Tytan and Reyna do the same. Mai spears Alexis, driving her out of the ring, and then follows by diving over the top rope onto her. Tytan clotheslines Reyna out of the ring and follows him out. The ref begins to count as the 4 rivals brawl all over ringside. He reaches 10 and this one is over before it ever began.
Official Result: Double Countout in 25 seconds.
The match may be over, but the brawl continues on the outside. Alexis sets Mai up for the Bitch Killer, but Mai escapes and shoves Alexis into the ringpost. Tytan gets a hold of Reyna's spike, but OOWF security comes down to separate the combatants as the crowd boos.
STAN FULTON vs. DANNY TAYLOR vs. SPIDER MCNULTYJudas Priest’s “The Rage” plays in Spider McNulty, as the grizzled vet makes his way down to the ring, slapping hands roughly and bounding off the ropes. He gets a nice reaction, but it’s dwarfed by the explosion for POD’s “Here Comes The Boom,” as “Dynamite” Danny Taylor makes his way down to the ring. Taylor nods and acknowledges the fans before the big man finally comes through the ropes and gives Spider a nod. Finally, Deathmole plays over the PA system, and here comes the World Champion Stan “Crusher” Fulton, belt slung over his ample shoulder. The crowd is booing Stan, who just smirks before tossing the belt to the referee.
The three men circle to start, but Spider isn’t one for waiting, and immediately runs in with a kick to the knee of Stan. A couple kicks in, Stan tosses Spider into the corner, Danny spins Stan around, shot, shot, uppercut and Stan falls backward into Spider! Danny backs up and charges – BIG SPLASH to Stan and Spider in the corner! (Razz: Now that’s how you squash a spider!) Danny grabs Stan, looking for the T-Bone – but the massive Fulton grabs Danny and reverses into a belly to belly! Danny and Stan exchange big throws for a minute and a half as Spider recovers outside, but while Stan is sizing Danny up for the Dropline, Spider leaps over the top rope with a big fist drop to the back of the World Champion’s head! Spider and Danny tag hands – and here comes a double clothesline to Stan Fulton, sending him over the top to the ground below!
As Stan slaps up against the mat, he finds himself looking straight at the General Manager. Ecosystem is making his way down to the ring in a suit, and Danny looks at him warily, unsure of what Eco will do – but Spider comes right up from behind and locks in the CAUGHT IN THE WEB! Caught In The Web Claw locked in – Danny is twitching, but manages to get to the ropes! Spider pulls Danny off with a Vertical attempt, but Danny drops out the back and pulls a rollup! Spider and Danny exchange grappling in the ring while Stan gets up on the outside, Eco sitting on the steps and watching him. Eco holds the ropes for Stan to enter, which confuses Stan further – but here comes Spider McNulty through the ropes to tackle Stan to the ground below! Danny is still inside the ring watching Eco as Spider hooks up Stan on the floor in a rage – SPIKE PILEDRIVER! Spider McNulty just piledrove the World Champion on the floor!
Now Danny finally bounds against the opposite ropes, flying baseball slide to Spider – Spider dodges, and the two begin to trade blows, heading back into the ring as medical staff checks on the World Champion. Inside the ring, Danny gets the best of the blows, and Danny Taylor hooks Spider McNulty up – DYNAMITE DROP! Danny Taylor just dropped the McNulty with a Dynamite Drop, and the World Champion is nowhere to be seen! Taylor goes for the cover – but the referee is in the corner, being harangued by Ecosystem.
Eco: TUCK YOUR SHIRT IN! LOOK LIKE A SERIOUS OFFICIAL, DAMMIT!
The referee duly tucks his shirt in, but Eco yells at him to do it better. Danny Taylor rises and approaches Ecosystem on the apron – Eco drops off, cowardly, but then goads Danny into following him. Danny pauses – and is suddenly dumped over the top rope by a RUNNING CLEAR CUT from Stan Fulton! Fulton pops up to the second turnbuckler – THE CRUSHER on the already flattened Spider! Fulton covers: 1-2-3!
Winner in 8:32…The OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, Stan Fulton!
Ecosystem walks back up the ramp and sits atop it, sitting and watching Danny Taylor as he rises. He raises his wireless microphone to his lips as the crowd chants “ECO SUCKS! ECO SUCKS!”
Eco: There is an end to this story, Danny. And you decide how fast we get there.
Eco gets up and walks off before Danny rises.
RORY ALBRIGHT vs. FIREWOMAN – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchBoth wrestlers are introduced and the bell rings. Fire and Rory put on a wrestling clinic for the first ten minutes of the match. Both get numerous near falls and keep the action at a frenetic pace. Fire forces Rory to use his third and final rope break to escape the SHARPSHOOTER, while Rory roars back and forces Fire to use all three of her rope breaks in a span of just a few minutes.
With just three minutes left, Rory whips Fire into the corner, Fire scales the ropes and leaps at Rory, but he drops to the mat. Fire sails through the air and inadvertently slams into the referee knocking him to the mat. Rory grabs Fire to pull her up, but Fire grabs him in an inside cradle, the crowd chants ONE…..TWO….THREE! but it makes no difference since the referee is out.
Fire gets to her feet and tries to revive the referee. Rory is on his feet as well, he stumbles into the corner. Fire charges in but Rory stops her cold with a boot to the gut, then lifts her and plants her with a PACKAGE PILEDRIVER! The referee comes to just long enough to count, one…..two…..THREE! Albright retains!
WINNER in 14:12 – Rory Albright
SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. ECOSYSTEM & CHRIS EVANS – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchKanye West's “New Slaves (instrumental)” brings out the current General Manager of the OOWF, Ecosystem. The fans boo roundly. Eco has a microphone and addresses the crowd.
“Thank you, thank you for your kind reception (Boooooooo) No, thank you so very much. (Boooooooo) I'm proud to be right here in Panama, the perfect place to come if you need a hat. (Boooooooo) Hey, that was funny. (Boooooooo) I want you all to know that this Tag Team Championship opportunity is dedicated to the single most underrated wrestler in the OOWF today. (Boooooooo) I dedicate this to a man who has overcome adversity. (Boooooooo) I dedicate this contest to the most outstanding professional wrestler in the OOWF today, me. (Boooooooo) Thank you, and in order to prove my worth, tonight we crown a brand net Grand Slam Champion. (Boooooooo) Now, we're not talking about me, but about a man who is on a mission. (Boooooooo) Ladies and Gentlemen, your next Grand Slam Champion, Chris Evans! (Boooooooo)”
Exams comes out in a Ric Flair like robe, angrily getting in Eco's face, while Eco applauds. Evans storms down the ramp and Eco follows, undoing his tie and stripping out of his suit. Eco and Evans continue to egg the crowd on with a significant amount of boos.
But the boos flow the roof off the arena as “Lazer Cannon Death Sentence” erupts and Moosehead Jack and Chloe, wearing the Tag Team Championships around their waist, albeit upside down. Chloe kneels next to Moose and looks up at him in awe. Moose nods to indicate it's time, and Chloe raises her arms and taunts the crowd, barbed wire branding iron in hand. Moose strolls to the ring, Happy Deth Bat in hand,and Eco and Evans feel like they brought a knife to a gunfight. Eco points out the weaponry and tries to get the referee to exile the weapons or at least sent to the back. Chloe reached under the ring and pulls out two metal chairs. Chloe sits them up at ringside at their corner and places the weapons in the chair as if they were honored guests. The referee calls for the bell and the fight is on.
After a time Eco and Moose are fighting and screaming at each other as Chloe gets behind Evans and delivers a solid uppercut into Evans' family jewels. Chloe gets Evans up for the Corkescrew and covers Evans, grabbing a handful of tights in the process.
Winners in 22:55 and still Tag Team Champions – Saints of Sinners!
The brawl between the Saints and Eco and Evans continues all the way to the back...
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