OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Villa Oliva, Paraguay
November 5, 2014
ECOSYSTEM & CHRIS EVANS vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE“New Slaves (instrumental)” plays over the PA system as Ecosystem comes out and does his usual spiel introducing Chris Evans (throwing in some Spanish to boot – Corazón del León!) before the two make their way down to the ring – Evans annoyed as always by his big sparkly robe. Banned From Everywhere is out first, coming through the audience and slapping hands. Awesome Bill chestbumps a big guy in the front; Justin Sane attempts to do the same, but does a backflip bump off the collision over the guardrail. The audience laughs at the antics while Eco and Evans look annoyed in ring.
Justin Sane starts in ring against Ecosystem, managing to slip from his grasp multiple times to Eco’s annoyance. Sane actually takes control for a bit off a randomly aimed flurry of kicks (as in, every third connected) and a roundhouse drops Eco to the ground. Justin goes big a bit too quickly though, running up the ropes and looking for a moonsault that Eco catches and drops into a shoulder driver! Eco goes for the cover, but not being Rocky Maivia circa 1997, that’s not going to get a three count. Eco tags in Chris Evans, who goes to work hard on Justin, tossing him with suplexes and stretching him out – but no matter what, Justin keeps kicking out or getting his way to a rope break. Evans finally gets frustrated and hoists Justin up on the top looking for a superplex – but Justin gives him the ol’ Mohawk headbutt out of nowhere to drop the Lionheart to the mat! Justin runs the top rope stumbling-Old-School style, and gets the tag to Awesome Bill!
Awesome Bill is a Brick Shithouse O’Fire (did I get that right?) and he hits some big knockdowns to Chris Evans. After a bit of being overpowered, however, Evans manages to catch a Bill charge and toss him with a big Olympic Slam! Only good for two. Evans tags Eco and puts Bill in an armbar – Eco over the ropes with a senton onto Bill! Also good for two. Eco tries to slow down the pace with the Chinlock of Heeldom – Bill fights out, Eco relocks, Bill fights out and knocks Eco back with punches, shoulderblock one, shoulderblock tw—no, Eco rolled out of the ring.
Eco is taking a breather outside the ring as the fans boo. The fat fan who chestbumped Bill and Justin slaps Eco on the back in a friendly way, and Eco spins around to face him.
Eco: HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME! Rent-a-cops, get this piece of trash out of my building! Now!
Security mosies over to the man as the crowd boos, and begin to take him away. The referee instructs Eco to get back in the ring, but Eco shouts that “You work for me!” Behind the referee’s back, Evans sneaks back into the ring and gives Bill an EYE OF THE STORM SUPERKICK! Justin runs in to tackle Evans, and the two roll outside of the ring as Eco comes back in and the referee turns around. Eco nonchanlantly covers Bill: 1-2-No! Bill kicks out. Eco is annoyed but calm . . .
. . . until he sees Danny in the audience, trying to stop the security from taking the fan away. The security guards are insistent, but Danny just puts his large hands on their shoulders and gently pushes them away as he leads the fan back to his seat. Eco is livid.
Eco: (screaming from the ring) You can’t do that! He’s been ejected! You two-bit Barney Fifes, do not let him get away with that! I’m talking to you, Chief Wiggum—
While Eco is screaming, Awesome Bill rolls him up OUTTA NOWHERE! 1-2-3!
Winners in 7:32…BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE!
Bill rolls out of the ring quickly and grabs Justin away from an Evans beatdown, and Evans looks like he’s about to fight more until he realizes what happened and rolls into the ring. Eco looks totally stunned as Danny just shrugs and pats the fan on the back as the whole section cheers.
CRASH & BURN vs. MURPHY’S LAWMiranda and Daniella start things and slowly circle, then Miranda darts in and catches Daniella with a knife edge chop to the chest, Daniella responds with one of her own and Miranda hits the ropes and comes back and slides between Daniella’s feet and pops to her feet behind her and catches Daniella with a leg lariat as she turns around. Daniella hits the mat, and Miranda tries to pounce on her with a side head lock, but Daniella slips free and reverses it to a hammerlock. Miranda gets to her feet and Daniella shoves her to the ropes and tries a hip toss, but Miranda blocks it, knees Daniella in the gut and hits a neck breaker sending Daniella to the mat.
Miranda reaches out and tags in Wilder, Wilder springs over the top rope and hits a rolling senton on Daniella, then he and Miranda charge across the ring and catch DK napping, hitting a double drop kick that sends DK to the floor. Wilder picks up Daniella and hits an inverted atomic drop, then Miranda takes her to the mat with a flying clothesline before the referee escorts her out of the ring. Wilder covers Daniella, but only gets a one count. Wilder pulls Daniella to her feet and hits a snap suplex, then floats over for another one count. Daniella slowly gets to her feet as Wilder heads to the corner, but Daniella was playing a little possum, and when Wilder leaps for a cross body block, Daniella ducks out of the way and Wilder crashes and burns. As Wilder gets to his knees holding his midsection, Daniella charges and hits a shining wizard, then tags in DK.
DK comes in and drops an elbow across the small of Wilder’s back, then plants a knee in the small of his back and pulls back on his head, trying for a submission. Wilder howls in pain but will not give up. He slowly fights to his feet but DK just grabs him, spins him around and scoops him up and plants him on the mat. Wilder arches his back in pain and DK bounds off the ropes and drops a leg across his chest, then covers, but Wilder kicks out at two. DK pulls Wilder to his feet and sends him into the corner and then charges in, but Wilder catches him with an elbow to the jaw, then springs to the top rope and tries a flying back elbow, but DK catches him and dumps him to the mat with a release half nelson suplex, dropping Wilder right on his head. DK covers, but Miranda comes in and breaks up the pin at two. DK pulls Wilder up and sends him into the corner and tags in Daniella. DK puts Wilder on the top rope and Daniella comes in and hits a superplex, then floats over for another two count, but once again Miranda comes in and breaks it up.
Daniella pulls Wilder to his feet and tries an Olympic slam, but Wilder slips off Daniella’s shoulders and reverses it into a lungblower. Both wrestlers are down and Wilder starts to crawl toward his corner. The crowd urges both wrestlers to their feet and Daniella stands up just as Wilder tags in Miranda. Miranda charges in and tries a clothesline, but Daniella avoids it. Miranda bounds off the ropes and Daniella flips her over with a monkey flip, but Miranda lands on her feet and springs off the middle rope and catches Daniella with a flying forearm that sends her to the mat. Miranda powerslams Daniella down in the center of the ring and tags in Wilder. Tommy heads up top and looks for the Airwalk, but Daniella just manages to roll out of the way and Tommy crashes down hard to the mat. Daniella crawls to the corner and tags in DK. Tommy stands and tries to cut off DK with a superkick but DK ducks, nails Wilder in the gut with a kick and then hits a DDT. He tags in Daniella and they nail the CALL OF THE WILD! Daniella covers. 1....2....Miranda tries to make the save but is cut off by DK... 3.
Winners in 13:25: Murphy's Law.
Miranda and Tommy both look disappointed, but the crowd roars as all 4 competitors do the Face Handshake of Mutual Respect before leaving the ring.
MAI MUYO vs. DANNY TAYLOR vs. GHOSTHEADGhosthead comes to the ring first, stoically ignoring the crowd. He stretches in his corner, before turning to face the aisle as Mai Muyo steps onto the stage. Mai greets the cheering fans, pausing for a couple of pictures on the way to the ring. She poses on the turnbuckles, then runs the ropes to warm up. Finally, Danny Taylor steps through the curtain and the crowd erupts. Danny offers a quick wave to the fans, then marches to the ring. Referee Junior Hale gives them their instructions and Mai and Danny shake hands. Mai offers a handshake to Ghosthead as well, and he surprisingly accepts. Ghosthead and Danny shake hands, and as they do, Junior calls for the bell. Ghosthead immediately yanks Danny forward and drives a shoulder into his chest. Danny stumbles back, and Ghosthead winds his arm and flips him to the mat. Ghosthead leaps up to legdrop Danny’s shoulder, but Mai snaps off a superkick that hits him on the way down. Ghosthead rolls to his knees, and Mai comes off the ropes with a dropkick to his face. She covers, but Ghosthead powers out at one.
Mai rolls to her feet and turns right into a forearm from Ghosthead. Ghosthead follows up with a pair of solid knee lifts and shoves her into the corner. Ghosthead connects with several chops and whips her across the ring. Danny grabs Mai’s arm and spins her around, sending her back into the corner to hit Ghosthead with a Stinger splash. Mai moves out of the way as Danny charges in with a clothesline. As he bounces back, Mai rolls him up and gets a two count. Danny gets to his knees and looks at Mai with a raised eyebrow. Mai looks apologetic as Danny gets up, and he smiles and tousles her hair. Mai reacts by shoving Danny, pushing him out of the way of a big boot from Ghosthead and taking the move herself. Danny grabs Ghosthead as he finishes the move and tosses him across the ring with a German suplex. Danny rolls back to his feet and charges, spearing Ghosthead as he gets up and driving him into the corner. Danny connects with several more shoulders to the midsection, then sets Ghosthead up for the Dynamite Drop. Ghosthead blocks mid-move, however, dropping back to the mat and yanking Danny’s legs out from under him,which sends the back of Danny’s head into the turnbuckle. He pulls Danny out of the corner, but Mai leaps onto his shoulders and hammers him with repeated elbows to the head. Ghosthead staggers, and Mai hits a victory roll for a two count.
Mai springs to her feet off the kickout and goes to the ropes. She tries to hit Ghosthead with another dropkick, but he sidesteps this one and sends her skidding under the ropes to the floor. He turns his attention back to Danny, kicking him into the corner as he gets up. Ghosthead connects with a number of elbow strikes, then starts an Irish whip, reverses, and sends Danny face-first into the corner. Ghosthead hits a German Suplex and bridges, but Danny rolls a shoulder at two. Ghosthead springs to his feet and goes to the ropes, nailing Danny with the Eidolon as he gets up. Ghosthead drags Danny to his feet, sends him to the ropes, and locks on the Phantasmagoria. Junior checks, but Danny refuses to submit. Mai jumps onto the apron and springs off the top rope, leaping over Danny and driving an elbow into Ghosthead’s throat. Ghosthead releases the hold and drops to the mat. Mai covers, but Danny drags her off. Danny pulls Mai to her feet, and she nails him with a European uppercut. Mai goes to the ropes and comes back with a flying forearm, but Danny snags her out of the air and plants her with a black hole slam. Danny hooks the leg. but Ghosthead stomps on him to break it up at two.
Ghosthead drags Danny off and flings him into the corner. He covers Mai, but she kicks out at two. Ghosthead drags Mai to her feet, as Danny charges out of the corner. Danny levels Ghosthead with a clothesline, but Mai ducks his other arm, grabs it, and swings up behind him. She brings Danny down with a crucifix, and Barros counts One...Two...Ghosthead kicks them over to break the count. Mai rolls to her feet and throws a kick, but Ghosthead catches it, yanks her forward, and tosses her across the ring with a leg trap suplex. Ghosthead makes ready to charge, but sees Danny getting up out of the corner of his eye and turns to drive a knee into his head. Ghosthead sends Danny toward the ropes, but Danny reverses. Ghosthead hits the ropes, and Danny is only a half-step behind him with a clothesline that takes them both over the ropes. They hit the floor hard and Junior slides out to check on them. As he does, Alexis Darling comes out of the crowd on the other side of the ring. She approaches the ring unnoticed as Danny pulls Ghosthead to his feet. Ghosthead kicks Danny away, then grabs his arm and sends him hard into the ringside barrier. Alexis hops onto the apron. Mai sees her and lunges, but runs right into a punch. There is a flash of silver and a jangling noise which, combined with the fact that Mai drops as though she’s been shot, indicates that Alexis had a roll of something in her hand. Alexis drops off the apron, hops the railing, and melts into the crowd just before Ghosthead slides back into the ring, with Junior behind him. Not realizing what’s happened, Ghosthead pulls Mai to her feet and connects with the Horror Driver. He covers, and Junior counts One...Two...Danny is up, but doesn’t make it back into the ring in time...Three.
WINNER, in 22:43, Ghosthead.
STRENGTH IN SILENCE & SPIDER MCNULTY vs. SAINTS OF SINNERSBoth teams are introduced and brawl to the ring. Spider dumps Moose over the top rope with a clothesline and Jack barely gets to his feet before Shane kicks his teeth into the seventh row with a superkick. Chloe and Stan fight Power and Spider, Spider backs the champ into the corner and hammers him with chops and punches. Meanwhile, Chloe and Power roll around the mat tearing into one another. On the outside, Shane waits for Moose to stand, then tries a clothesline, but Moose ducks and takes Shane down with a HANGMANS NECKBREAKER on the floor.
Moose rolls into the ring and grabs Power from behind and pulls her to her feet, Spins her around and slams her in the face with a headbutt. Power staggers backward and Chloe grabs her around the waist, Moose hits the ropes and lands a BUISAKU KNEE to Power’s face as Chloe takes her over in a BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX for a two count. Spider turns his attention away from Stan for a moment, bad move. When he turns back, Stan tries to gouge his eyes out with his thumbs. Spider howls in pain and drops to his knees, but before Stan can do anymore damage, Spider KILLS him with a low blow! The champ doubles over in pain and falls to the mat.
Across the ring, Chloe has hold of Power’s legs and is about to catapult her into Moose, but Shane springs to the top rope and leaps, and connects with a knee and forearm to Moose sending him flying out of the ring. Chloe lets go of Power and goes after Shane, but Shane stops her cold with a boot to the gut, then PLANTS her with a DDT. Shane rolls her over and locks in the RINGS OF SATURN! Chloe howls in pain, Moose tries to get into the ring, but Power blocks his way! The referee is right there to check on her. Stan gets to his feet, Spider charges at him with a clothesline attempt, but Stan ducks, then hits the CLEAR CUT on Spider sending him between the ropes. From the outside, Moose tosses Stan a chair, Stan SLAMS the chair down on Shane’s head and the referee immediately calls for the bell.
WINNERS in 25:28 by disqualification – Spider McNulty & Strength in Silence
The fight does not stop there, all six continue to mercilessly batter one another until everyone is a bloody mess. Officials try to stop it, but it is not until the locker room empties that they are finally able to get everyone apart. This settled NOTHING.
ROYALTY & RORY ALBRIGHT vs. FIREWOMAN, TYTAN, LD WILLIAMS, MATT FOLZ & STANKFire, Tytan, LD, Folz and Stank are already at ringside after breaking up the brawl between the Saints and Strength in Silence. Royalty and Rory are announced and make their way to the ring. Fire looks to start the match, but Alex demands to be the one to start for Royalty, which means Fire turns around and tags out and lets LD start things off.
The match is a classic multi-person tag match, with each team trading the advantage numerous times. Several times along the way Fire is in the ring when Alex gets tagged in, and each time she tags out, much to the growing annoyance of her partners. The match passes thirty minutes and keeps going at a breakneck pace.
Finally, after nearly an hour of wrestling, the match breaks down and everyone brawls on the floor, with Fire still keeping away from Alex. Jose Reyna and Tytan end up in the ring, Reyna hits a low blow on Tytan, who slumps in the corner. Reyna walks to the opposite corner and reaches into his boot and pulls out a SPIKE! He turns around to go after Tytan, but Tytan EXPLODES out of the corner and KILLS Reyna with the RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Tytan covers, one…..two……THREE!
WINNERS in 57:49 – LD Williams, Stank, Matt Folz, Tytan & Firewoman
Much like the match before it, this one doesn’t end at the bell. The two teams continue to fight, Alex grabs Tytan’s shovel and looks like he is going to cave in Matt Folz’s skull, when Crash & Burn, Mai Muyo and the Murphy’s make the save. Royalty retreats to the top of the ramp and are quickly flanked by their WWE brethren. They contemplate making a charge to the ring, but Alex calls them off. He gets a sick smirk on his face and they slowly file to the back as we fade.
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