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Post by firewoman on Jul 6, 2017 12:22:04 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem Live! From Foa, Tonga November 19, 2014 OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchRory Albright vs. Stank OOWF Invitational Tag Team Tournament - Round 2Saints of Sinners vs. Alexis Darling & Jose Reyna Ghosthead & Spider McNulty vs. Crash & Burn Team TytanFire vs. Ecosystem & Chris Evans Christian Carter & Alexander Darling vs. Strength in Silence Non-Title Triple Threat MatchStan Fulton vs. Danny Taylor vs. Matt Folz Murphy's Law vs. Banned From Everywhere Mai Muyo vs. LD Williams Card subject to.......you think this is where I am going to put something clever, or witty, or some put-down of Tonga, didn't you? Well forget it! I don't want Meng looking for ME!
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Post by firewoman on Jul 6, 2017 12:22:36 GMT -5
(Before boarding the plane for Tonga an SFJ caught up with Spider McNulty and Strength in Silence.)SFJ: A great night for you all at Mayhem. Spider: Girly, I gotta tell ya that Ghosthead fella and I clicked damned good against those former Tag Team Champions. This week we got Crash and Burn, more former tag team champions, and good friends of Strength in Silence. Nothin' personal, Tommy and Miranda, but this old man done made history by being the oldest fella to win an award here, much less win Breakout Star of the Year. Now I wanna win that Invitational, and in the process get my hands on that ass, Moosehead Jack. Power: Last night Shane and I put the Draculs back in their coffin. And it felt good, really good, to finally let go, to give them a small taste of what they gave me. Thanks to Spider neutralizing their man advantage, we showed them there is strength in silence. Tuska: (Playfully rolling his eyes back) Draculs...rest...in...peace... Power: (Playfully slapping Tuska on the arm) Seriously, sis, now you see what happens when you send your playthings to do a big man's...or woman's...job. SFJ: This week Strength in Silence against Christian Carter and Alexander Darling. Power: (Mockingly fearful) Oooo, oooo, Royalty! Are we scared, Shane? Tuska: (stone faced) Terrified. You think we could back out of this? Power: After all, we're wrestling against them. Should we take the chance to mention them? Tuska: It's in our contract. Power: (Laughing) Alex, you may have fooled all these people into thinking you were a good and decent man. But you took every opportunity to show how evil you were when you attacked my father and our pregnant stepmother before Hell on Earth 8. Now you're the one who's over the hill. And Shane and I, well, we're at the top of our game. WE are Strength in Silence, and you, you're just a sports entertainer. Tuska: Nevermore. Power: And Carter, I have to give you credit. You did something that only one man ever has before, get in Clio's head. Make her think you loved her. That other man, Stephen Phelps...yes, of THAT Phelps family...well, he's in an institution. Consider yourself lucky she hasn't come after YOU the way we did HIM. Destroying you will be a pleasure. Tuska: Crowning the king. We're not worthy. But we'll do it. Power: Here's the fact, Royalty. You're in the way of Strength in Silence. I want my sister and her puppetmaster again. You won't stop us. We will beat you. Bet on it. Spider: (To the SFJ) Hit me up in Fiji, toots. I'll buy you a steak dinner. (The SFJ rolls her eyes as Strength in Silence heads for the airplane and the cameras FADE)
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Post by firewoman on Jul 6, 2017 12:25:05 GMT -5
Tytan is walking..... Tytan: I never like what happens when I turn down... Voice: THE HALL OF RANDOM ENCOUNTERS!!! (Tytan stops and turns knowing who he has run into.) Tytan: It really doesn't take you long Eco. Eco: No, when you have camera everyplace and know all the secret passages around here. Makes it simple to catch anyone. Tytan: I'll have to remember that. Eco: We need to find a good time to meet again with your partner. I have some new merchandise idea for you two. Tytan: We aren't that type of team. Eco: The things is it's you are going to be. You guys are the most interesting tag-team in the OOWF right now. Tytan: We are not trying to be, all we want to do is win. Especially if that means getting our hands on some Royalty. Eco: I like the attitude there. Keep it up. Tytan: Especially now that we have to go through the two of you. Eco: Me and Chris don't worry I have all intentions of giving it my best. Tytan: Like this past week. Eco: Look a win is a win in my book. Tytan: But the way you did it. That was pretty low for even yourself. Eco: Look I checked on her after. Tytan: I can only imagine what you have planned for us. Eco: Look we were a team once. You know me, what do you think. Tytan: That's what I'm afraid of. Just remember this is your monster. (He turns and starts to walk away) Eco: What about Team Uncommitted? Tytan: Not interested. Eco: Team of Rivals Tytan: Just stop it. (Tytan walks off) Eco: I will find one. There is some money to be made before you two end up on opposite sides of the ring again.
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Post by firewoman on Jul 6, 2017 12:26:26 GMT -5
Rory Albright is DRINKING~ a beer while watching the sunset over the beautiful South Pacific. Carrie Weiss is lying next to him on the sand, wearing a very skimpy bikini. Wish I had a pic for that.RA: *never looking towards the camera* Why did I abandon Dillon Walker? Why did I leave him to the wolves of Royalty? Why do little children get abandoned to the cruel, cold world? Why are people so stupid? Swigs his beerRA: It's quite simple. Like those parents who abandon their children, my life and my career are more important to me than Dillon Walker's. Do I care if Royalty injured him? No. Do I care if they ended his career? No. Who is Dillon Walker? Some hopeful never-was that was blessed to be in the ring at the same time as the Sun King. He got his few minutes of fame, and paid with an ass-whoopin'. Now the Sun King moves on to bigger, and I do mean bigger things. Stank, your fat ass is coming for my belt. If ya can't wear it, you shouldn't have a shot at it, but that's beside the point. You, the has-been, stepping into the ring with the current and future star of this business, trying to take what is mine... Rory snickers to himself.RA: You can live that fantasy... Carrie starts to hum a somewhat familiar tune as we
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Post by firewoman on Jul 6, 2017 12:32:03 GMT -5
We have a weird camera perspective in that it looks a lot like we are having trouble focusing our eyes, and then we kind of do and it's like we're looking at the inside of a nylon bag. Suddenly, the bag is off our head and all we see is bright light.
Voice: Sorry 'bout that. I didn't think you'd meet with me any other way. Perspective change, and we see Power sitting on a chair, a bright light directed straight at her face. She tries to move but, predictably can't, what with the ropes and all.P: Seriously? FW: I know, I know. Very cliche. P: I am going to rip your face off. FW: You'll try. But that is NOT why you are here. I just want to talk. P: Yeah, right. FW: Or, I could take you out right now, and collect on your sister's bounty. I could use the money. P: Get it from your husband or boyfriend or-- FW: Seriously, just talk. P: Go to hell. FW: * sighing* Look, we can do this the easy way or the-- P: ENOUGH. If I agree to listen will you cut the Mafia-speak? FW: Sorry. Force of habit... Fire nods and there is movement behind Power as someone leaves.P: Who was that? FW: C'mon I'm not stupid enough to do this by myself, when Tuska and Spider could be around. P: Fine, get to the point so then I can get to the beating you deserve. FW: Look, you have the wrong idea about what happened when you got your contract here. P: I don't want to hear-- FW: Edna, I think you don't fully comprehend the predicament you're in here. It's probably not a good idea to, you know...stress me out. P: Fine. FW: So yeah...match thrown. But not to humiliate you. You and Chloe, yeah, you had raw talent. But you were inexperienced. Whatever your father was doing was amazing, but it doesn't take the place of true training and true experience. You can watch the tape yourself when you leave. You'll see there's at least six or seven times where timing is off, and I could have had you. P: Yeah, yeah, you're that much more awesomer, I get it-- FW: However...before the match, Selena and I talked. I felt very strongly that you both deserved a shot, win or lose, but since there'd been so much publicity about the whole contract thing, we had to make sure you got in. So...Selena asked me... she said if I thought you were good, even if I could beat you, to let you guys win. And...I agreed. P: .... FW: The match started, it could have been over really quickly but I could tell...you guys had IT. So... P: So....so now what. I'm supposed to be eternally grateful that you the Great and Awesome Firewoman lowered herself to give us a contract? We could have gotten it with or without you. FW: Yeah, maybe. Probably, even. But not so soon. P: Great. I'm so glad we had this little talk. Can I go now? FW: I'm not done. But...I'll untie you. P: How do you know I won't beat your ass right here. FW: I don't. Power looks at Fire with confusion. Fire whistles and her "assistant" comes in and undoes the knots, leaving before Power can turn around. Power looks back at Fire, and there's a tense moment, but neither one moves. P: Okay, what. Is this where you ask me not to kill your husband? FW: * batistalaugh* C'mon, seriously? Have you not been paying attention? We are so not on speaking terms. No, this has nothing to do with Alex. P: Oh. FW: Directly. P: Aaaaaaaah...you want Strength in Silence to join your little anti-WWE crusade. FW: Bingo. P: Why would we do that? FW: C'mon, seriously? Spider is on his last go 'round. You and Tuska have..."issues" that make you unattractive to WWE...even TNA would take a pass. P: Gee thanks. FW: OOWF is the only place where people like us-- P: Stop. Right there. I am nothing like you. FW: Riiiiiiight. Anyway... Fire reaches down and picks up a file folder.P: What's that? FW: This? This is the contract with Sunny that you are spending thousands of dollars an hour for attorneys to try and unravel. P: So? FW: So, given my experience with shady characters, not to mention having to hear Alexis drone on and on about business things for half my career...I can unravel it in three strokes of a pen. Or...at least get farther than your grey-suits are going to get in half the time. For free. P: We join with you...and you get rid of Sunny. FW: Like poof! Magic. P: ...... FW: Well? P: How do I know you're not lying. I mean, you're YOU. FW: Good point. Firewoman seems to be considering things. She opens the file folder and takes a pen out of her pocket. She flips through, circling things, and then hands it to Power.FW: Give that to your attorneys. P: What makes you think they would't have-- FW: Look, any unsavory group usually has one or two things they are universally concerned about and they're going to put them in anything that looks like an actual contract in order make sure they don't get compromised. But, due to the nature of their interests... anyway it leaves them wide open and vulnerable if you know where to look, which your run of the mill barely-law-abiding attorneys do not. Power leafs through it then looks up.P: So you're just giving this to me. Fire has started to put on her jacket.FW: Hm? Oh yeah. P: No strings. Fire lights a cigarette.FW: Call it...a good faith offering. Yeah, i like that. P: What if I don't join your little crusade? FW: * shrugging* I guess then you have no honor, but...* winking* we both know what the answer there is. P: Why are you being so.....is it... "nice?" FW: Better meds, couple a months in a padded cell, who knows? Maybe just being away. Everyone should take a break once in a while. Heck, you and Chloe did, and...well, ONE of you came back better. P: * almost laughs* True. I'm not sure kidnapping means you're cured. FW: Hey, there was very little blood shed this time! Well, this has been fun. Oh, one more thing. If you and your boys DO decide to jump me, despite my more or less respectful treatment of you, just remember. I'm both a Quinn AND a Darling...so take yer best shot, capiche? Power rolls her eyes at the Italian gangster talk creeping back in. Fire merely smirks.FW: Yeah, I couldn't help myself. Fire leaves.
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Post by firewoman on Jul 6, 2017 12:34:50 GMT -5
(Firewoman is in her smaller but still luxury suite reading Strengths Based Leadership: Great Leaders, Teams, and Why People Follow when there's a knock at the door. She ignores it at first, but the knock persists. She sighs and walks to the door and opens it. A courier is there with a clipboard and a large envelope. Fire signs the clipboard and hands it back to the courier, who gives her the envelope. The courier asks Fire for an autograph for his little girl. She reaches behind the door and grabs a photograph and a Firewoman headband. Fire signs both and hands them to the courier who thanks her profusely and leaves. Fire opens the envelope and finds the contract, a few other documents, and another envelope. She opens the envelope and finds a letter.)Dear Mrs Darling:Fire: MS Quinn-Darling All marriages have their rough spots, and marriages in wrestling are worse. It wasn't until the two of us were away from wrestling and back here on the mountain that we really understood each other and what it was all about. I miss him every day, but just as my culture dictates, we are married forever. Every day he's with me, with the twins and their father's eyes and nose. It's amazing. Maybe you'll understand some day to wear that Mrs as a badge of honor, that you two belong together, with one another, forever. Fire: Like I need relationship advice from her. But I didn't write this letter to give you advice, I wrote this letter in regards to your conversation with Edra. The first thing she did is talk to Shane, and they both agreed that I should look this over. I must say you are as devious and treacherous as my husband said. You're right, our attorneys should have caught these earlier. I've talked to the lead attorney on the case, and he will meet with the whole contingent on Monday to resolve this. (Firewoman smirks)Now, as far as compensation, I trust you'll find the following adequate. First, my husband's estate will cover all the expenses of your little escapade following your match with Chloe. The estate will further compensate the OOWF for the expenses in your hospitalization and your...exploits. And the estate will make a donation of One Million Dollars split equally between Covenant House and Catholic Charities Philippine Relief effort in both your name and my late husband's name. I spoke with John Ross about this and he is agreeable not only to the expenses, but paying you the full back pay that has been withheld. Fire: But I didn't ask... I know you didn't ask for any money, but let's be honest, you need it. And you DID help the girls once, way back when. Consider it payback. But it's for those same reasons, what you did surrounding your Hell in a Cell match with Chloe that Edra will not join you in your efforts against the WWE. She, Shane, and Spider all have opportunities elsewhere. I've seen to that. And when it's time for Edra and Shane to step back and begin a family, it will be away from the spotlight of wrestling. The trust fund investments have literally exploded, and they will never have to worry again. Unlike Chloe, who took her part out when she left. You know, Fire, I was mad at you for a very long time for what you did to me, but you actually made my life better. So thank you.
Edra knows she can never trust you. She's so much like her father in that she trusts no one, well, except for Shane and Spider. And if you look at the situation honestly, she shouldn't trust you. But I think she respects you, and for all that has gone down, I think that's a major thing.
Well, have to get back to the twins. They're growing so fast. I wonder if they'll be like their half-sisters? Heaven help us if they are! Salmat po!
Mary Lou Cox(Fire looks over the documents as the camera fades)
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Post by firewoman on Jul 6, 2017 12:35:00 GMT -5
*The Murphys are drinking Guinness pints with Jamesons chasers as they read the card* Daniella: Time? DK: Time. ***** *Stan Fulton is walking, when he is confronted by DK* SF: What's your problem? DK: You killed my father's career, prepare to die! *DK throws a Murderous Right and a Left Hook From Hell at Stan, who staggers but manages to stay on his feet, until Daniella nails him below the belt with a barbed wire-wrapped hurling stick. Stan drops to the ground, but the Murphys pull him to his feet and manage to hit a Chomp on him. DK: Danny, I know you didn't want us to do this, but we had to. Everyone else, watch this! *The Murphys haul Stan on his feet for another Chomp!
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Post by firewoman on Jul 6, 2017 12:35:24 GMT -5
*The Murphys are walking away when Dee needs to tie her shoe, and signals Dom to go ahead* *Daniella walks back to Stan Fulton, and locks on a Figure Four Leg Lock. There is no referee to break it up, but eventually she decides to let go* Dee: Good luck wrestling Danny on that knee.
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Post by firewoman on Jul 6, 2017 12:36:00 GMT -5
(The scene is a darkened room. Over in a corner Chloe is sitting in an old overstuffed chair that has seen better days. She is carefully polishing the Tag Team Championship belts, her trusty barbed wire branding iron by her side. Without looking up she begins to speak.)Dark Goddess, once again we meet in the ring. But this time you carry with you a 205 pound boat anchor. Dark Goddess, you broke my nose, while my Jack broke your back. Maybe it's time for history to repeat itself. Jos, Jose, Joey, Johnny, Jobby...you large economy size sack of Tejano trash, you large lump of LBCW leftovers, it's taken entirely too long for you to crawl into the ring with the Martyr and her mentor. I look forward to the opportunity of giving you the beating you so richly deserve. Royalty. That's a laugh. By the time Jack and I are through with you, you will be thoroughly crowned and flushed down your golden throne. (Moose steps out from the shadows, HDB in one hand, a bottle of Evan Williams in the other. Chloe stops, holds up both Tag Team Championship belts while Moose speaks)If you want us, here we are, come and get us. You will fail. Trust us. (Both laugh maniacally as the camera fades)
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Post by firewoman on Jul 6, 2017 12:36:30 GMT -5
*Stank helps Stan Fulton to his feet*Stank - Who? Crusher - The Murphy Brats. Stank - Both of them? Crusher - You think one could have done this to me? *Stan puts weight on his bum leg and nearly collapses before Stank catches him.*Stank - We should get you to medical. Crusher - Good idea. Stank - I can't believe... well I CAN believe given who their father is, but why now? *Stan speaks through labored breath and gritted teeth as Stank helps him along.*Crusher - Why not now?... I can't say I'm surprised. They've been biding their time... I knew sooner or later their respect for Danny's wishes would give way to their lust for revenge. Matt, Mai, and the cub should probably watch their backs. Stank - Still... we can't let this shit go unanswered. *Stank and Stan arrive at Medical where the staff take over in helping Stan along toward the back. Before the OOWF World Champion gets too far, he calls back over his shoulder.*Crusher - It won't... trust me. *Stank mulls over in his head how much Stan sounded like Moose just now before his thoughts are interrupted by the arrival of SFJ#8*SFJ#8 - Stank if I might have a word? Stank - What? SFJ#8 - Your opponent for this week is the Onslaught Champion, Rory Albright. He had words for you earlier. Do you have a response? *Stank looks down and slowly shakes his head.*Stank - I have been proving doubters wrong in the OOWF for ten years now. TEN YEARS of motherfuckers just like Rory calling me fat and thinking I don't have what it takes while I destroy them in the ring and win championships. HAS BEEN? Motherfucker please. It wasn't that long ago I was the the Onslaught Champion. Albright sounds like a doubter... well you know what shithead? Continue to doubt, but just so you know... those who do... tend to get their asses whooped. I commend you for keeping that belt warm for me for as long as you have, but come Mayhem motherfucker... you are in for the match of your life. I will hurt you, son. Don't believe me? Then you haven't been paying attention.
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Post by firewoman on Jul 6, 2017 12:36:55 GMT -5
~~~We cut to a shot of inside Chad Madison's home. The camera pans from entrance to dining room to workout room to study. There we find Chad standing beside an oversized trophy case. Inside we see dozens of Championship belts, award plaques & trophies. Prominant in the center are 10 OOWF Tag Team Championships, 2 Onslaught Championships, 2 Tag Team of The Year plaques, a Face of The Year & Feud of The Year Plaque as well. An even larger plaque clearly states Tag Team of The Decade. On a table beside the case is a Large object draped with a cloth. ~~~ Chad: Just in case anyone out there forgot, the last time the Tag Team Invitational was held... 2012 to be exact... The 10-time Champion, Tag Team of The Decade, The Texpress, walked away the winners. Whomever wins this year has mighty big shoes to fill. ~~~Chad pulls the cloth off to reveal the Tag Team Invitational trophy. The camera zooms in on the engraved words as we fade...~~~
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Post by firewoman on Jul 6, 2017 12:37:36 GMT -5
<Moose and Chloe go old school and stand in front of an OOWF banner with SFJ13> SFJ13: I am here with the OOWF world tag team champions, Moosehead Jack and Chloe, the Saints of Sinners. Last week, your actions against the Bay Bridge Boyz was reprehensible, both men remain in the hospital, what do you have to say about that? MHJ: <smirking> there is a word in this business, it is treated like a four letter word. There are some who think if they speak it, it somehow makes them weak. There are others who would rather die than say it. That word is respect. Now I know, some of you out there think the Saints have respect for no one, that’s not the case. I have the utmost respect for my fellow Saints. While I may not agree with him, or even like him all the time, I have respect for Davin Moreland. I have a degree of respect for those who have come before me, who paved the way. I respect the men in Japan who trained me to be a killer. I respect that. The Bay Bridge Boyz…….they are a couple of punks with no respect. They were in the ring with the world tag team champions, which means, we are the best goddamn tag team in the WORLD. The world. And those two didn’t feel the need to show that respect, so they paid a price. SFJ13: This week you face Royalty members Alexis Darling and Jose Reyna, I can’t imagine there will be any respect there either MHJ: None at all. The history between me and the Darlings is the stuff of legend. I hate them, they hate me. I would rather die than show either of them the slightest amount of respect. Alexis, I broke your neck……just because I could. No, I don’t respect you. I hate you. I hate you, and your stupid brother. But Lexie, don’t think I have forgotten. Don’t think I have forgotten that you tried to goad Chloe into a fight. Don’t think I forgot that you kidnapped Chloe along with Sunny and had her tied up in the ring. I didn’t expect respect from you, but I expected some semblance of intelligence. One thing you cannot expect this week? A shred of mercy. Chloe: And Jos……..sorry about your damn luck. When you hitched your wagon to that festering incestuous corpse that is the Darlings, you sealed your own fate. Quite a shame too, that whole thing with the spike……..nice………but it won’t matter Wednesday. Bring your railroad spike, bring the whole fucking train, it won’t matter one bit MHJ: Lexie, Jos, the fact is this……..you are in our way. This isn’t about your WWE deal. Quite honestly, I don’t give the slightest shit if you want to go to Connecticut and become “sports entertainers” quite honestly, at this point, it’s probably best for all of you. You don’t have what it takes to cut it here anymore, so tuck your tail between your legs and run away. Run away, and don’t ever fucking come back. Now……..if you will excuse us, we have something to deal with <Chloe and Moose walk off camera and LD and Stank are waiting for them. Stank tosses Chloe her branding iron while LD tosses HDB to Moose. Stank and LD shoulder baseball bats and the Saints head toward the Destroyitarium. Chloe reaches for the door but Moose stops her> Chloe: What? Let’s go! MHJ: We don’t know how many are in there Chloe: The most it would be is Danny, Dee and DK! We still have the numbers! LD: That’s true, but what if reinforcements come Chloe: What? Sta: It someone comes to their rescue, there is only one way out, the way they are coming in MHJ: We would be trapped. Chloe: Well, how do we get DK and Dee out here? MHJ: <smirking> Right………about……….now VOG: DK and Dee report to the GM’s office. Stat. Chloe: How did? MHJ: VOG owed Stan a favor <Dee and DK walk out of the Destroyitarium and the Saints attack. Moose slams HDB into DK’s face while LD DRILLS Dee into the wall hockey style. The Saints put the boots, bats and branding iron to the Murphys. Moose lifts Dee onto his shoulders and hits the GTSF! As Dee hits the floor, LD and Stank hammer her with punches to the face. Chloe grabs a dazed DK and lifts him………CORKSCREW! Moose pounces on him and repeatedly rakes HDB across his face until he is pouring blood. Finally Danny hears the commotion and comes out of the Destroyitarium, he steps right into the fray and starts throwing punches. Moose and Danny go nose to nose, Moose just smirks and hands Danny HDB. Moose takes a step back and spreads his arms wide and glares at Taylor. Danny stares at Moose, then looks at HDB, then notices LD, Stank and Chloe surrounding him. Danny throws HDB to the ground and turns and starts throwing punches at the Saints. Just before he can be overwhelmed, Crash & Burn, Mai and Matt Folz show up. The Saints back off and head back to their locker room. Medics are called to check on DK and Dee and we fade>
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Post by firewoman on Jul 6, 2017 12:43:17 GMT -5
(crap, I posted this without seeing Mooses, just assume this happened several hours before his) Mai Muyo is working out with some lightweights when a shadow falls over her. She looks up and smiles. She puts down her weights and stands up toweling off. As she turns around we see that it is Dynamite Danny Taylor standing there. He rubs his jaw and then shrugs. Mai: It's good, a little sore but nothing serious. Danny makes the motion for I'm sorry. Mai: No need to apologize, you aren't the one that kneed me in the face after all. Danny goes to make more motions, but Mai cuts him off by placing a hand gently over his. Mai: And you aren't responsible for our loss either, Three things contributed to it. Danny raises an eye in question. Mai: (counting off on her fingers) One, we were cocky. We just assumed we would work together and didn't really train like we should have. Two, I underestimated my brothers ruthlessness, but that is something I am overcoming. Three, and this one is most important, we lost because EVANS CHEATED! Mai's last words are shouted startling Danny who takes a step back. Mai: Sympathy, and caring about a teammate are not a bad thing. Grabbing tights and putting your feet on the ropes are. Evans was a dirty cheater, and he got lucky. Next time he faces one of us, he won't be so lucky. Danny smiles and nods. Mai: Good, now I need to prepare for a tough match, and you have a triple threat against two people I've been close friends with, so.... Danny looks at Mai expectantly, when she suddenly playfully jabs him in the arm. Mai: So don't expect me to give you any inside information on them you big goof. This draws a chuckle from both of them. Mai picks up a remote and clicks on a nearby TV and it is showing an OOWF replay of the Murphys attack on Fulton. Mai winces, and turns to Danny who is rubbing his temples and letting out a big sigh. Mai gives him a sympathetic pat on the shoulder. Mai: Missing Vic right now? Danny gives her a big nod and then heads off in the direction of the Destroyatorium as we.... FADE
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Post by firewoman on Jul 6, 2017 12:44:40 GMT -5
*Roanoke, Virginia* WWE Monday Night Raw opens to this music: and the entourage of Alexander Darling, Christian Carter, Jose Reyna, & Alexis Darling make their way out and down to the ring. Once again they get a really mixed reaction from the WWE crowd. Some fans love the brash former independent superstars and want to see if Alexander can really dethrone the beast incarnate while another portion of the audience truly hates the arrogance and bravado of a group they don't feel has earned their place. As they get in the ring, Reyna takes the microphone first and cuts a scathing promo on Chloe before handing off the microphone to his partner this week, Alexis Darling. Lexie is perched on a turnbuckle of her own. Lexie: Hate. Moosehead Jack hates me. Oh whatever shall I do with this piece of information. Oh, that's right...not give two flying fucks about it. You love bringing up the fact that you broke my neck once upon a time. Good for you. You broke my neck, almost ended my career...but hey, look at me...here I sit once again wrestling in your playground. And oh, look at this...I'm also the OOWF Intercontinental Champion. So, once again, Moosehead Jack...just like the bitch strapped to your ass, you are an absolute failure. Since our days in Japan you've been trying to put down the Darlings and you've never ever been able to a damn thing that lasted more than a few weeks. Back then you his behind a mask and did your dirty work under the cover of darkness and not much has really changed. You can call us sports entertainers, you can say we're tucking tail, but the one thing you can't say is that you're any better than us. You've tried to end our careers, our lives, and you failed every single time. And I know you can come back and say that we've failed at ending your career, your life...but have we? Have we really? When the WWE banner falls into this ring and this place becomes a training ground for the future of the business and your ass gets fired...well, I'll guess we'll see who was right after all. And you can spit your venom at us, you can threaten, you can attack, you can round up the puppets you have and you can go to battle with us, but you know better. You truly do. We said it once before, right now we have no interest in that gold that you and the cunt hold, but a war with Royalty and we may just change our goals. So, reign in your little martyr and play as tag team champions until we decide playtime is over. This week, it's not about anything more than the chance to advance and prove that Royalty is the standard bearer. You're just in our way and if you haven't realized that, well, then I guess you haven't been paying attention.Carter: Awww man Lexie, now Stank's gonna come after us.Everyone in the ring takes a beat and laughs hysterically. After the laughter dies down, Carter cuts a promo. It's good. It's really good. And people should find it on OOWF TV - available on the WWE Network for only $9.99 a month. Once Carter is done, Alex catches the microphone as it's tossed to him. Alexander: Six days away. Six days away from Alexander Darling becoming the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Six days away from proving all the doubters wrong. Six days away from climbing to the top of another mountain. Six days away from showing the world that Alexander Darling is not to be taken lightly. Six days away from taking that next step to becoming the first ever dual World Champion of televised promotions in the United States. Six days away from everything the four of us have worked towards reaching the first goal. Six days away from proving once and for all that the one and true legacy in professional wrestling belongs to Royalty. Six very simple days from putting the beast down. Six more days until the next phase of the plan goes into motion. That's really all I have to say...
Oh, I guess there's one more thing...Edra/Edna/Power...whatever you're calling yourself these days and your current boytoy...what happens to you Wednesday, I want you to know it won't be personal. It's just business and I'm almost sorry that you two have to be the messengers for our plans. But it will be a painful and bloody night for you. Carter and I have a message to send and you get bear the brunt of that. And you can bring your A games, bring the kitchen sink, bring your grandfather...it won't matter because we are Royalty and well, you're just not.-----------------------Raw Results------------------------- Alexander Darling & Christian Carter def. Ryback & Curtis Axel Alexis Darling def. Alicia Fox, Nikki Bella, & Natalya Zack Ryder def. Jose Reyna via DQ when Reyna spiked the hell out of Ryder and left him a bloody beaten mess *Fade*
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Post by firewoman on Jul 6, 2017 12:45:08 GMT -5
Tytan turns down A hallway and runs into Eco. Turns out the hallway is the Hallway of crazy Business ideas. Eco: Tytan! I knew I would find you here. Here you go! (He hands him a shirt) Tytan: What the hell is this?!?!? Eco: It's the new merchandise. Tytan: Team Uncommitted. (Tytan takes the shirt and throws it back at Eco.) Eco: It's also a play on the fact that one of you was committed and the other is an almost two time murderer. Tytan: You know I could fix that problem real quick. Eco: Settle down big man. Save it for the ring. Tytan: That's right we are taking on you and your new lackey. Eco: Lackey is such a harsh word. Tytan: Then what would you call him. Eco: Client. That's a buzz word right now. Thanks to Paul E. Tytan: Look. I am not interested. But I will tell you, we are ready for you two. And if you decide to play any of your games then we got something for you. Eco: Like that's suppose to scare me. You haven't been able to finish the job. Tytan: Like I said. (Getting in his face) I can fix that problem real quick. Eco: (backing down) Look I was only kidding. You are to intense these days. Need to lighten up. Tytan: We will after we win the invitational. Then we can move on. Eco: So what are your plans after this. Tytan: Get rid of Royalty and then go for the titles why I came back in the first place. Eco: Good just want to make sure you haven't lost your focus. Tytan: (growls) Eco: Smile. (Tosses the shirt back to him) Keep it, consider it a gift. (Eco leaves) Tytan stands there shaking his head. FADE
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Post by firewoman on Jul 6, 2017 12:45:34 GMT -5
**SFJ#47 approaches Crash and Burn in the Hallway of Random Interviews.** SFJ#47: “Crash and Burn, this week you face off against Spider McNulty and Ghosthead in the second round of the OOWF invitational. Your thoughts?” Tommy: “For two guys as individual as Spider and Ghosthead, they make a heck of a team. Wednesday night is going to be a rush.” Miranda: “Spider is our friend and Ghosthead is...well...Ghosthead. We’re looking forward to testing ourselves against them.” SFJ#47: “Chad Madison appeared on OOWFTV recently and said that the winners of the tournament will have big shoes to fill.” M: “Chad says a lot of things - and sometimes he says nothing at all - but it doesn’t matter. Tommy and I aren’t worried about tournaments or trophies or title shots. We’re focused on the same thing we always are - the opponents in front of us. T: “The match is the matter and the matter is the match. Wednesday night ‘Randa and I are gonna fly, and Spider and Ghost - friends or not - will have to decide whether to Crash...or Burn.” <fade>
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Post by firewoman on Jul 6, 2017 12:52:30 GMT -5
(Power and Tuska are cooling down after their workout in the Spin Hansen Memorial Training Center when OOWF-TV replays the opening of Monday Night Raw. Power laughs at the Jose Reyna dis of her sister, she rolls her eyes at Lexie and Carter's promo, then ignores Alexander until she hears her name mentioned.)(Power rages, picking up a bench and hurling it at the TV. She grabs a stunned Tuska by the arm and storms out of the training center and finds an SFJ and a camera. Power grabs the mike and pushes the SFJ out of the way.)Alexander Darling, allow me to reintroduce myself to you. I am Edra Cox, but you can call me Power. Two hundred and fifty pounds of solid steel that can throw you from here to the tenth row. I can break your arm off and beat you to death with it. And yet you wanna taunt me and just dismiss me like I was nothing. My father had the right name for you. Alexander Dumbshit. Because until you opened your yap I was willing to go into this match and treat it like any other, wrestle you and beat you. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, you had to run your mouth. Let me explain something to you Alexander, you are over the hill. You've done like so many have and latched onto a cushy contract and think just because you're in the WWE, you can run roughshod over us. Well, let me tell you something, Alex boy. I HAD a contract in my hands. I turned it down. Flat. I want NOTHING to do with that dog and pony show. Two years ago you told me in the middle of the ring that we had IT, and our time was coming, just not yet. Well, our time is NOW. One on one, or two on two, you can't beat us. You KNOW that, Alex. You KNOW that. So bring your A game, bring your international objects, bring your bedmate, your bedmates bedmate, your Texas Tejano Trash, bring them all. Because Alex, that's the only way you're getting past Strength in Silence. Bet on it. (Power turns to Tuska)
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Post by firewoman on Jul 6, 2017 12:54:01 GMT -5
Firewoman is SKYPING~! with John Ross Ewing.JRE: ...so, the divorce is starting. FW: It is? JRE: Well, yeah, since the series is cancelled, that means we can go with whatever plot we want and-- FW: SHhh!!! Kayfabe!! JRE: Oh, right. So...I guess she feels she has grounds. FW: You cheated on her multiple times. See, this is where open marriage has it's benefits. JRE: Speaking of...you give any thought to that proposition I sent you? FW: Cowboy, I have a prior contractual obligation that supersedes-- JRE: You can get out of that. FW: Let's talk about how you don't get to approve contracts for me. JRE: Hey, I just told Mary Lou that I thought it was a good deal, I didn't approve anything. FW: * looking through papers* I can't believe Power was such a pussy that she couldn't tell me herself. Whatever. And...what the heck? Why would Mary Lou be mad at me? I didn't do anything to her. JRE: Seriously? You told Chad she had herpes. FW: Did I? JRE: Look, you won't take my money, you won't take Alex's, just consider this... Fire marks some of the papers.FW: Taking the offer for the money to Covenant House. Everything else is R-E-fused. The medical bills are taken care of by the awesome policy I negotiated when I was commissioner, so that's not necessary. The OOWF will be paid back in a few months. It's all good. JRE: Fine...be stubborn. FW: When can you get away again? JRE: Couple of weeks. See ya then. With a raise of his eyebrow and a tip of his hat, the Skype window closes. Fire half-smiles and Ecosystem sits down across from her.Eco: You can do better. FW: It's not open to discussion, and there's actually nothing to discuss. Eco: How are you? FW: What? Why....? Eco: Just checking in....you're facing me, teamed with Tytan...checking on your fragile sanity 'sall. FW: Yeah, what could POSSIBLY go wrong there. Eco: Did you see the t-shirt sales? Edging ahead of Stank again. FW: * trying to hide a smile* I don't care, Tytan and I are not a team. Eco: Fine, fine....When Evans and I advance, you guys can have some time to coalesce and be-- FW: * slamming her laptop shut* We're done here. You're not advancing. We will beat you. AGAIN. Firewoman storms off.
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Post by firewoman on Jul 6, 2017 12:54:37 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem Live! From Foa, Tonga November 19, 2014 SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. ALEXIS DARLING & JOSE REYNARoyals plays and Alexis Darling and Jose Reyna make their way to the ring. The crowd boos them loudly, but they pay no attention to the fans. The Saints of Sinners are announced next, and the crowd keeps on booing loudly. Moose and Chloe make their way to the ring and step between the ropes. Chloe snarls at Lexie, Lexie slowly removes the intercontinental title and holds it in the air, Moose says something and holds up three fingers, then lowers two of them. Lexie is not happy. Moose and Alexis step onto the apron the bell rings and we are ready to go. Jos and Chloe start throwing punches, Jos begins to get the upper hand so Chloe goes to the eyes. She sends Jos to the ropes, but Jos grabs the top strand and holds on. Chloe charges at Jos and Jos grabs her and throws her between the ropes to the floor. Chloe is quickly back to her feet, Jos hits the far ropes and dives between the ropes at Chloe, but Chloe catches him and hits a FALL AWAY SLAM! Jos rolls through it and gets to his feet. Chloe snarls and charges at Jos and tries a big boot to the face, Jos catches her leg and sweeps the opposite one dropping Chloe to the floor. Jos hops onto the apron and hits a SHOOTING STAR PRESS landing right on Chloe. Jos hears the count and slides into the ring, Chloe is trying to catch her breath, so Moose rushes into the ring and KILLS Jos with a clothesline, the referee breaks the count to get Moose out of the ring, but it gives Chloe enough time to catch her breath and roll under the bottom rope. Jos tags in Alexis, and Chloe heads toward the Saints corner to tag in Moose. Alexis catches her before she gets to Moose and rolls her up for a two count. Chloe and Alexis both spin to their feet, Alexis tries a clothesline, but Chloe ducks it and grabs Lexie’s arms and takes her to the mat with a backslide for a two count. Lexie is up first and catches Chloe with a kick to the gut, then PLANTS her on the mat with a DDT. Lexie covers, but Moose breaks it up with a kick to her head. Alexis pulls Chloe to her feet and whips her into the corner and charges in, but Chloe moves out of the way and Lexie slams into the turnbuckle and staggers backward, Chloe bounces off the ropes and nearly takes Lexie’s head off with a CLOTHESLINE! Chloe grabs Lexie by the hair and drags her to the Saints corner and tags in Moose. Jack steps between the ropes and lands several hard kicks to Lexie’s face, then darts across the ring and nails Jos with an elbow to the side of the head that sends him to the floor. Jack grabs Lexie and pulls her to his feet, kicks her in the gut and takes her over with a spinning neck breaker. With Lexie on the mat, Moose repeatedly drops a knee onto the back of her neck, then pulls her into a chin lock and reaches back and tags in Chloe. Chloe comes into the ring and hits the ropes and lands a drop kick to Lexie’s face, snapping her head back even further. Chloe hooks Lexie and rolls her over and covers, but this time Jos races into the ring and breaks up the pin attempt with a double axe handle to the back of Chloe’s head. Chloe pulls Alexis to her feet and lands a spinning back fist to the temple that staggers Lexie. Chloe tags Moose in and heads to the top rope. Moose lifts Alexis in the air for a BACKDROP DRIVER and Chloe leaps off the ropes and catches Lexie’s leg flipping her over faster and harder, driving her to the mat right on the back of her neck. Moose covers, but Alexis manages to kick out at two. Jack sends Alexis to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and Lexie connects with a kick to the jaw that stands Moose up, Alexis then grabs Moose and falls to the mat, driving Moose face first into the canvas, Lexie then locks in the KOJI CLUTCH! Moose snarls in pain, but refuses to give up, he rolls Lexie until her shoulders are on the mat, Alexis breaks the hold to avoid the three count and gets to her feet. Moose is up as well and charges, but Lexie takes him down with a drop toe hold into the corner that slams Moose’s head into the middle turnbuckle. Alexis makes the tag to Jos and Jos comes in on fire. Jos races across the ring and knocks Chloe off the apron, then charges into the corner where Moose is slumped and drives a knee into his jaw. Moose falls to the mat, Jos drags him out of the corner and quickly heads to the top rope and lands a WARRIOR STOMP to Jack! He covers, but Moose kicks out at two. Jos pulls Moose to his feet and hammers him with rights and lefts, then signals to Lexie, Lexie starts into the ring, which draws Chloe in. The referee moves to get Chloe out of the ring, and Jos hits a PELE KICK! As Moose turns and staggers, Lexie steps into the ring and hits a SUPERKICK to Moose’s jaw that sends him between the ropes to the floor. Jos moves to the apron and glares at Moose and a sick grin spreads across his face. Inside the ring, Alexis distracts the referee and Jos reaches into his boot and pulls out the SPIKE! Jos lifts the spike in the air and leaps off the apron, but Chloe is out of the ring and she catches Jos as he leaps and DRIVES him to the floor with a CHOKESLAM! The back of Jos’s head SLAMS into the floor and he drops the spike. Chloe pulls him up and rolls him under the bottom rope, then helps Moose up. Jack slides under the bottom rope and grabs a dazed Jos and tags in Chloe, Moose hits a PACKAGE PILEDRIVER, then flips Jos toward Chloe, Chloe grabs him, lifts him and lands the CORKSCREW! Moose charges across the ring and tackles Alexis, Chloe hooks the leg, one, two…..THREE! WINNERS in 18:25 – Saints of Sinners GHOSTHEAD & SPIDER MCNULTY vs. CRASH & BURNSpider McNulty and Ghosthead make their way to the ring first, entering to a very positive reaction. Spider acknowledges the fans, while Ghosthead essentially ignores them.They climb in the ring and stretch on the ropes, then turn to face the aisle as their opponents enter. Crash and Burn - Tommy Wilder and Miranda Williams - sprint to the ring and slide under the ropes. They leap to opposite turnbuckles and drink in the cheers, then moonsault to the middle of the ring, landing back to back. Referee Junior Hale gives them their instructions, the teams shake hands, and Junior calls for the bell. Spider starts off against Miranda. They lock up and Spider twists her into a hammerlock. Miranda tries to reverse, but Spider uses his size advantage to block. He switches his grip to a waist lock and lifts her for a German suplex, but Miranda locks her legs around him and pitches her weight forward, rolling him up for a one count. They both roll to their feet off the kickout, and Miranda pivots on one foot and nails Spider in the head with the other. Miranda sprints for the ropes and takes Spider down with a dropkick. She sits Spider up and drives kick into his back, then pivots and aims one at his chest. Spider catches it and flips Miranda to the mat. She's right back to her feet, but runs into a knee to the stomach, which Spider follows up with a gut-wrench suplex. Spider floats over into a cover, but only gets one. Spider pulls Miranda up and bundles her into his corner, making the tag. Spider scoops Miranda up and slams her across Ghosthead's knee. Ghosthead holds her in the backbreaker position, trying for a submission. Junior checks, but Miranda refuses to give up. Ghosthead releases her and hits a leaping legdrop across the throat. Instead of covering, he drags Miranda to her feet and shoves her back into the corner. He continues the attack on her midsection with a series of knees, then lifts her in a bearhug. Miranda struggles, and manages to get a forearm under Ghosthead's chin, forcing his head back. He responds by driving her spine into the turnbuckles and planting her with a belly-to-belly suplex. He hooks the leg, but Miranda kicks out just in time. Ghosthead pulls Miranda to her feet, and she blasts him with a forearm. Miranda turns and dives for her corner, but Ghosthead drags her back. He tosses her into the corner and tags Spider. Spider and Ghosthead each duck under an arm and take Miranda over with a tandem suplex. Spider rolls over into a cover, but immediately breaks as Wilder enters the ring. Junior cuts Wilder off, and Spider drags Miranda to her feet. He shoves her into a neutral corner and hits a number of forearms, then sends her across the ring. Miranda runs up the turnbuckles and backflips, trying for a moonsault, but Spider catches her on his shoulder. Miranda uses her momentum and slides off his back, hooking Spider's head and hitting an inverted DDT. She turns and crawls for her corner as Wilder reaches out. Spider stirs and grabs her ankle, but Miranda lunges - and makes the tag! Wilder vaults to the top rope and leaps, landing a double stomp to Spider's back. He follows that up with an elbow drop to the back of the head. He pulls Spider up into a front facelock. Spider fights back with punches to the stomach, and Wilder lifts a knee into his face and shoves him against the ropes. Wilder jumps to the second rope and drives a knee into the side of Spider's head, then grabs his arm and sends him across the ring. Wilder springs off the middle rope and turns in mid-air, leveling Spider with a clothesline. He rolls back to his feet and sprints for the ropes, sliding into Spider with a dropkick. Ghosthead starts into the ring as Wilder covers, so Wilder rolls up and launches into him with a forearm. Ghosthead catches it and drops, slamming Wilder's shoulder into the rope. Wilder bounces off and stumbles into a rollup from Spider. Junior slides into position, but Wilder kicks out at two. Both men are up, and Spider connects with a number of right hands. Wilder catches one and winds the arm. He sets up a Russian legsweep, but Spider elbows free. Wilder tries to pull Spider into an Irish whip, but Spider anchors himself and reverses, sending Wilder into the corner. Spider charges into him with a shouderblock and tags in Ghosthead. Ghosthead and Spider work Wilder over in the corner. He fights back and manages a brief escape, staggering Spider with a headbutt and pushing past him. Ghosthead grabs him before he can get far and drives a knee into his back. He spins Wilder around and sends him to the ropes, planting him with a brutal spinebuster. Ghosthead covers, but Miranda springs off the top rope and flies halfway across the ring, landing a legdrop to break it up. Ghosthead gets slowly to his feet and grabs Wilder, but Wilder shoves him back and stuns him with the Moe-do. Wilder grabs the arm and sends Ghosthead into the corner, where Miranda pops him with a superkick. While Junior is busy chastising her, Wilder runs in and hits a Codebreaker on Ghosthead. He rolls to his feet and tags in Miranda. Spider starts into the ring as Miranda steps through the ropes, but Junior cuts him off. Crash and Burn wait for Ghosthead to sit up and nail the ka-POW (double shining wizard). They pull Ghosthead up and send him to the ropes, catching him on the return trip with the Nollie (tandem face plant into a tandem Rock Bottom). Miranda covers, hooking both legs, while Wilder runs into the corner to block Spider. Junior counts One...Two...Three. WINNERS, in 17:46, Crash and Burn. TEAM TYTANFIRE vs. ECOSYSTEM & CHRIS EVANSTeam TytanFire win, match TBAL ALEXANDER DARLING & CHRISTIAN CARTER vs. STRENGTH IN SILENCEUnparalleled Heights “Strength through Silence” brings out the former Tag Team Champions to a rousing ovation. Power and Tuska hit the ring and pose on the turnbuckles as their music is interrupted by that crappy Lordes song and out comes Alexander Darling and Christian Carter accompanied by Alexis Darling. Power immediately complains to the referee about Alexis being out, but Lexie flips out her managers license for the referee and flips Power off. Power starts to go after Lexie but Tuska puts her hand on her shoulder and she relaxes a moment. That proves to be a mistake as both Alex and Carter choose that moment to attack and the referee calls for the bell. The referee gives both teams a ton of latitude as Strength in Silence matches Royalty move for move. Every time that Power or Tuska start making progress, Alexis makes her presence known and causes a distraction that gives Royalty an edge. Finally as Alex and Power are trading blows and moves in the ring, Spider McNulty has had enough and comes out to even the odds. But Alexis grabs the referee and tells him he shouldn't be out here. A skirmish at ringside between Carter, Alexis, Tuska, and Spider has the referee involved and Alexander momentarily distracted when he turns and Power hits the SPEAR! Power grabs Alex's legs and flips him over into a MUTA LOCK! Alex is frantically tapping when through the crowd comes Jose Reyna! He rolls into the ring, spike in hand, and drives the spike into Power's head. Jose pounds away on Power, forcing her to release the hold. He picks her up and once again drives the spike into her head, sending her to her knees. Power is gushing blood and Alexander grabs her by the hair and holds her up and Jose hits her with the spike one more time before rolling out of the ring. The referee finally turns and rolls back into the ring to see Power holding her head as blood gushes out. Alex turns Power over on the canvas...Motherfucking Curbstomp. Alex rolls Power over and slaps her face, taunting her. Alex grabs Power's legs and ties her up in the MONEY CLIP! Power is out cold, she can't tap out. Tuska looks around ringside and finds a towel and throws it into the ring. The referee calls for the bell. WINNERS in 22:55 – Royalty! But Alex is refusing to let go of the hold. Tuska and Spider try to get into the ring but Alexis, Carter, and Reyna keep them tied up...until Crash and Burn and Mai Muyo come out and Royalty pulls back. The referee calls for the trainers to come out and it looks like Power will be getting a ride to the back. STAN FULTON vs. MATT FOLZ vs. DANNY TAYLOR – Non-Title Triple Threat"Battle Without Honor or Humanity" plays and 2014 Face of the Year Matt Folz makes his way to the ring. "Here Comes the Boom" plays and the very deserving Face of the Decade Danny Taylor makes his way to the ring and shakes hands with Folz. They wait in the ring as "Fifty Goddamn Skeleton Warriors" blares over the speakers and OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Stan Fulton makes his entrance (Because non title match or not the Champ should ALWAYS be introduced last) The bell rings and Matt takes a long look at the World Champion before turning to Danny and saying "I'm sorry, but it's my time to make a statement" and then nails Danny with a huge right hand. He motions Stan over and the former Tag Team Invitational winners start beating the shit out of Danny. Taylor tries to fight back, knocking Folz down with a huge back elbow, and begins brawling with Fulton. He's more than holding his own but Folz gets back to his feet, sneaks up behind Danny and nails him with a release German Suplex that sends Taylor flying halfway across the ring. A double delayed vertical suplex sends Danny crashing hard down to the mat. Folz whips Taylor into the corner and nails him with skin lacing chops before moving and letting Stan connect with an Avalanche. Stan whips Danny off the ropes right into a picture perfect Spinebuster by Folz. Stan hits a side backbreaker and then holds Taylor over his knee as Folz comes off the middle rope with an elbow drop. Folz holds Taylor in position as Stan heads up top and crashes down onto Danny with the dropline. Stan easily scoops Danny up and press slams him over the ropes, making this a one on one match for now. Before Stan can even turn around Folz dives into his ankle with a chop block that causes him to lean against the ropes. Another chop block takes the big man off his feet, and Folz grabs the top rope and leaps driving his weight right down onto Stan's ankle. He drags Stan into the middle of the ring and continues to focus on the ankle, stomping down on it hard. Folz goes for another stomp, but Stan uses his free leg to kick Folz hard in the face, causing him to stagger backwards. Folz tries to charge forward but Stan gets to his feet and catches him with a huge powerslam. Fulton drops an elbow and covers for 2. Brainbuster gets another 2 count. Another elbow drop to the ribs seems to drive all the air out of Folz's lungs. Stan whips Folz into the corner and tries an avalanche, but Folz moves and watches the big man crash into the corner. Folz hits a bridging German Suplex for 2 and then goes right back to the injured ankle with stomps. He looks for the Anklelock but Fulton makes it to the ropes before it's fully applied. Folz waits for Stan to get back to his feet and then hits a sliding dropkick to the ankle. He drags Stan to the middle of the ring and this time gets the Anklelock applied. Stan struggles but Folz has it locked in perfectly. It looks like Stan is about to tap, he's got his hand closer to the canvas when all of the sudden the hold is broken by a Taylor superkick right to Folz's face. Danny covers Folz and gets 2. Then he covers Fulton for 2. Danny sets up Fulton for a spinning neckbreaker, Folz gets to his feet halfway through the move, Danny kicks him in the gut and simultaneously hits the neckbreaker on Fulton and a DDT on Folz. Taylor hits Folz with the Dynamite Drop and covers, only to have the pin broken up by Fulton. Stan nails Taylor with a lungblower and covers for 2. Fulton climbs the ropes and looks for the Dropline, but his injured ankle slows him down and Folz is able to get back to his feet and Superplex him off. Folz picks Stan up and connects with the Angle Slam, only to turn and be met with a T-Bone Suplex by Taylor. Taylor quickly locks in the TNT on Stan, and with Folz out of commission and Stan too far away from the ropes, the World Champion has no choice but to tap. Winner by Submission in 14:43, Dynamite Danny Taylor MURPHY’S LAW vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHEREEveryone is introduced and in the ring. Dee, DK, Awesome Bill and Justin all shake hands, the bell rings and they are ready to lock up when the crowd starts booing. At the top of the ramp, the Draculs walk out, each one wearing “I BROKE OUTBACK JACK’S LEGS” (I know they didn’t, stay with me here). Dee and DK see this and immediately leave the ring and race up the ramp. The Draculs beat a hasty retreat and escape behind the curtain. Dee gets there first and as she runs through the curtain, she suddenly staggers backward holding her head. DK stops and looks at his sister, who now has blood pouring from her head. When he looks back, Stan Fulton brings Bloody Mary down HARD right between his eyes. DK falls to the floor and Fulton stands over him and just stares down at the two, then walks away. The Draculs put the boots to them until Banned From Everywhere rush up the ramp and chase them off. WINNER – No Match LD WILLIAMS vs. MAI MUYOLD and Mai are both announced and make their way to the ring. The referee calls for the bell and we get a handshake before the match. The bell rings and the two go at it and put on a clinic. Mai maintains the upper hand for the early part of the match, using her speed and youth to keep LD off balance. But, being the veteran that he is, LD finds the opening. Mai tries a cross body from the middle rope and LD drops to the mat, Mai crashes and burns and LD is on her with a vicious attack. Williams keeps Mai on the mat and works her leg and knee, taking away Mai’s base of strength. LD has her trapped in a figure four leg lock in the middle of the ring. The crowd is roaring for Mai to hold on, when suddenly those cheers turn to boos. We see Royalty at the top of the ramp, all standing with baseball bats. They slowly make their way to the ring and LD releases the hold and helps Mai to her feet. The two of them stand and wait for Royalty to make it to the ring. They are just about to climb onto the apron when Stank, Crash and Burn and Matt Folz race to ringside. The brawl erupts and rages all around ringside, Royalty gets their shots in, but eventually the numbers game gets the better of them and they beat a hasty retreat. WINNER – No Contest in 16:11 RORY ALBRIGHT vs. STANK – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchWell…….almost everyone beats a hasty retreat. Stank remains in the ring while Royalty escapes up the ramp, from behind Rory Albright slips into the ring with a chair and SLAMS it across the back of Stank’s head, then PLANTS him on the chair with a DDT! Rory tosses the chair aside and demands that the referee starts the Onslaught match. The referee hesitates, but rings the bell. Albright falls across Stank and covers…….and gets the three count. What a travesty! WINNER in :06 – Rory Albright Rory continues to put the boots to Stank, but LD Williams, Moose, Chloe and Stan race to the ring and chase him off. Albright gets to the top of the ramp and gets a mic. I thought I made myself clear last week when I left Dillon Walker to the wolves. I am the Sun King, I am greatness personified. <Rory paces for a moment> Once upon a time………..there was a faction here in the OOWF………they called themselves the New Guard, they fought against the Old Guard, the veterans, the ones holding everyone down. Now…….I look around before me, and what I see is the same old, same old. I see a tired OOWF, I see myself in the ring with Stank, a man long past his prime. I look around before me, and I see a young man in Stan Fulton, holding the World title, being led around by a man, Moosehead Jack, long past his prime. I see the same Moosehead Jack riding on the coattails of Chloe, shackling her to a tag team, bringing him one more shot at glory. I look around and I see……..Royalty <the crowd boos this loudly> You may boo the messengers, but the message is clear…….the OOWF is dying. The OOWF needs a shot in the arm, and that shot ain’t coming from those I mentioned. Stank, LD, Moose, Fire, Folz, Eco, Evans, you have all had your time. It is time for us to rise up, let the Sun King show you the way. Let the Sun King lead the way. Let my people go. Royalty, the Sun King hears your message, it is time………..it is time for the glorious revival……….it is time………for the Sun King.<Rory breaks off into laughter as we fade to black> Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action! Be sure to check out the November Pain 7 PPV Live November 30st Live! 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