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Post by firewoman on Jul 6, 2017 12:55:50 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem Live! From Vaiaku, Tuvalu November 26, 2014 OOWF Invitational Semi-FinalsSaints of Sinners vs. Crash & Burn Team TytanFire vs. Alexander Darling & Christian Carter Alexis Darling, Rory Albright & Jose Reyna vs. Mai Muyo, Stank & Matt Folz Ghosthead, LD Williams & Stan Fulton vs. Murphy’s Law & Danny Taylor Strength in Silence vs. Chris Evans & Ecosystem Spider McNulty vs. Awesome Bill From Dawsonville Card subject to Vince buying Tuvalu. Seriously, Tuvalu? How is that a real place? |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 14:32:54 GMT -5
(Two orderlies are standing outside a suite at the Foa General Hospital after Mayhem. They look in the room and shake their heads.)O1: Three units of blood. Man, that's crazy. O2: The wife and kids went to the matches. They said the woman in there was nice as can be, but when they carried her out of the ring, it was scary. O1: So much for that shit being fake. (Power is being wheeled out of the room by Tuska, a dazed look on her face. Spider follows, and the orderlies ask for autographs. One look from Spider kills that in it's tracks. They enter a nearby elevator and take it to the ground level, where a camera crew is waiting...)SFJ: Spider, Tuska, how is Power? Tuska: Not now. Can't you see... Power: (expressionless) Talk to them, Shane. Spider: Look, toots, now isn't... Power: Spider, talk to them. Spider: (Turning to the SFJ) Been in this business a long time, I've seen some bad ones, but this one took the cake. It took them forever to stop the bleeding. Tuska: Darling, Reyna, you went too far. You could have ended it. But you chose to make an example of us. You will.. Power: Forget Darling. He is a cockroach beyond redemption. Reyna, however...yes, Jose will have to pay. Someday soon. He who lives by the spike... SFJ: This week Strength in Silence faces off against Chris Evans and Ecosystem. (Power snickers, then begins laughing. Her face still is emotionless.)Power: Cubby McTootsalot. Junichiro Muyo. Our paths cross again. Cubby, you have been an enemy and an ally. This week, you will simply be a target. Shane and I will prove there is Strength in Silence, and we will not only end Cubby's quest for a Grand Slam, we will rid this planet of their miserable existence. And there will be much rejoicing beyond the veil as they await the arrival of your wretched misbegotten souls. Tuska: We will win. Bet on it. Power: We will end them. SFJ: Fire seems to have rejected your offer of compensation... Power: The worst of the worst. A Quinn and a Darling. She pretends to be a friend but Firewoman Lies. She denies her birthright and wears the mask of deception. Tuska: Edra, let's talk about this later.... Power: (Still emotionless) Why, Shane? Nothing will change. In the final analysis it will not be Royalty that will end the OOWF, nor my sister and the misbegotten Saints of Sinners, but the wolf in sheep's clothing. In the end, it will be Lisa Quinn Darling that will betray us all. She is Pontius Pilate. She is Brutus. And the sad part, Shane? It was none of us who forced her to reveal her true nature, but my own evil sister. And still no one believes the truth. No one. No one. No one. Spider: (Turning to the SFJ) We're done here, toots. (The trio heads for a waiting car to take them to the airport. Tuska helps Power to her unsteady feet and she gets into the car followed by Tuska and Spider as the cameras fade.) |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 14:34:21 GMT -5
Immediately after Mayhem, the INC follows some commotion and then turns a corner to the Darling Luxury Suites. Alexander is clearly packing for his return to WWE and Survivor Series. Firewoman is clearly not down with this.FW: Please, Alex. AD: What, now you're begging? FW: Yes, Alex...that is how worried I am.... AD: Oh for the love of... Alex turns and looks at her for the first time.AD: Wait...are those real tears or your usual crocodile tears you break out when you aren't getting your way? FW: Alex, I'm seriously scared for you...for us...for the WORLD~! AD: The world? You seriously don't still believe that we are the only things keeping the world-- FW: TWO ECLIPSES!! AD: Whatever....I will be fine. Seriously, Fire, it's WWE not OOWF... What do you think is going to happen? FW: I'll tell you what will happen....35 suplexes followed by an F5 where he'll drop you on your neck and you'll be paralyzed...or WORSE. AD: And what makes you think I'd let him suplex me 35 times...hell, what makes you think he's even gonna suplex me once? You have no faith that I can kick his ass FW: All it takes is one mistake. One slip up. And suddenly you're....Hardcore Holly! AD: You're being ridiculous. He wont get the chance to make that mistake. FW: I meant you. I know how you are in the ring, you'll get cocky and-- AD: I'm going to go into that building as just another underdog and I'm going to walk out after delivering the beating of a lifetime...trust me. FW: Really? Alex smirks and goes back to packing. Fire looks around frantically for something to throw or something.
FW: He's like six times your size. AD: * rolling his eyes* Wasn't Poe? Wasn't Davin? Tytan? FW: Xan... AD: Don't. FW: Please.... Alex looks at her and for a minute it looks like he might care that she is legitimately upset. But that minute passes, and he zips up his travel bag and throws it over his shoulder.AD: You know why I have to do this. FW: We can find another way to-- AD: You COULD come with me. FW: * quietly* You know I can't. AD: I know you won't. Alexander turns and leaves. Fire pauses a minute and then runs into another room and slams the door so the INC can't follow. |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 14:34:57 GMT -5
Rory Albright and Carrie Weiss are WALKING~ down a hallway when they are approached by SFJ Cass. This is always bad...for her.SFJC: Ror... Carrie clears her throat and gives a stern look.SFJC: Mr. Albright, everyone is talking about the end of Mayhem... RA: As they should. What you saw was a turning point in the history of this company. Carrie noticeably walks off.SFJC: Are you now a member of Royals? RA: No. The Sun King stands alone. But that doesn't mean he doesn't appreciate the work and ideals of others. I am the future of this company. People are free to question that if they want. Stank did and look what happened to him. Bottom line is that the old rags in this company are, or should be, on their way out. But they're clinging to their washed up careers like a desperate housewife. The future is now, and like it or not, Royals are right. Their vision is the right one. So, what's the Sun King to do? I agree with them. Whole-heartedly. It's time for a new beginning for OOWF and alongside them, the Sun King will lead the way. Shine the light if you will. Besides, I don't have little girls singing my intros. SFJC: So you're following Alexander Darling? Rory gives Cass an annoyed look.RA: I only follow the Northern Star. The star that is all-knowing and leads the world as it should be. The star that patiently waits in the night for the Sun to rise and brighten the world. The Northern Star is the ONLY thing that the Sun King follows. SFJC: I'm sorry, I didn'y mean... Rory puts his hands on Cass' shoulders and starts to walk with her.RA: Ya know, we, mainly Carrie, but we have put you through hell. You're just trying to do your job. The Sun King understands this. So, from the bottom of my heart... Carrie comes out of nowhere and hits a Diamond Cutter/RKO on Cass. Afterwards, she squats over Cass' unconscious body.CW: You are nothing. Slut. Rory kneels down beside them.RA: Carrie's been working on that. We call it Pig's Blood. Rory wipes a bit of the blood coming out of Cass' nose on her forehead in an 'O' pattern and walks off with Carrie. |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 14:35:22 GMT -5
~~~ Chad is sitting in front of his laptop when his cellphone Rings ~~~~ Chad: Hey brother..... of course I'll be there.... No problem, it will be great to eat with all the kids........... (laughs) Tell her it's a bet......... Right now? I am booking a flight...... Sunday..... Kiribati? ...............No, no, no nothing like that. Just making an one-off appearance............ I am flying home the next day........ Yes she will be there.......... I have no idea......... Yes I know what I am doing. I need to go man, talk to you later. ~~~ Chad hangs up the phone, clicks a couple times on the laptop & closes it as we fade... ~~~ |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 14:36:29 GMT -5
*St. Louis, Missouri* We're at the Scottrade Center as the WWE gets ready for the 4th of their Big 4 yearly events. Tonight is Survivor Series with Team Cena vs. Team Authority, AJ Lee defending the Divas title against Nikki Bella, Dean Ambrose against Bray Wyatt, The Dust Brothers defending the tag team titles in a Fatal Four Way against The Usos, Royalty, & MizDow, and a Divas tag match with Paige & Alexis Darling facing Alicia Fox & Natalya. But the main event will feature WWE newcomer, brought in by the Authority in their attempted hostile takeover of OOWF, one Alexander Darling facing the current WWE World Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar. The scene opens with a shot of the St. Louis skyline and we fade into the famous Gateway Arch and a lone figure standing on top of it. The camera zooms in and it's Alexander Darling. Alex: Tonight is the night. Tonight is when everything changes and a new era is ushered into power. Royalty has been an unstoppable train and we're pulling into the first station here in St. Louis. I've set a goal that no one thinks I will achieve. My own wife, the person who should believe in me and yet fights against me every step of the way believes I don't stand a chance of surviving, let alone winning. But I will show her once again why I should never be doubted. I am Alexander Darling and i always get what I want. And what I want right now is to take this first step to becoming the new face of wrestling. Not the face of the WWE or the face of the OOWF, but the face of wrestling. And I can only achieve that by taking over the entire business. And I will not be taking these steps alone. The Suicide King, the Ice Queen, the Amazing One...we are the best of the best and this is our world now.
Brock Lesnar is a beast. He is a monster. He's unbelievably talented. He's a freak of nature. He's excelled at everything he's attempted. Well except for football, but we don't mention that lest we expose the fact that he isn't perfect. Because that's the truth. Brock Lesnar isn't perfect. he has flaws. He has failed. He has lost. But he's still a massive roadblock in my path. He has dominated the world of mixed martial arts and professional wrestling. He took both worlds by storm and reached the mountaintop in both and he's now back on top of the OOWF mountain.
Meanwhile, I'm just someone who's worked hard to reach those same mountaintops. And I didn't do it by being given the gift of a body carved out of granite like Brock. I don't have the god given athleticism of someone like Seth Rollins or Dolph Ziggler. I don't even have the inherent technical ability of someone like Daniel Bryan. But what I do have is a passion unlike no other. It's why I was able ti survive in the hardest wrestling market in the world like Philadelpha. It's why I was able to go to Japan and be brought under the wing of someone they treated as a god and rise to even a level he never expected while under his thumb. And it's why I've been able to ingrain myself into the fabric of a company like the OOWF in order to be there at just the right moment to take them to even greater heights.
They can complain about my methods and attitude all they want, but after tonight every single one of the people in that locker room will be thanking me. Because what I will do tonight when I defeat Brock Lesnar is I will give the OOWF instant credibility. A guy like me; not the biggest or toughest or most athletic or anything like that, but a guy like me can walk into this great organization and take out their biggest, baddest superstar. What I will do tonight will put more money and more power into every OOWF superstar's future. For those that won't fit into this new world, they can all write their tickets to whatever backyard indie federation they want and charge 5 to 10 times as much just by being in that organization with the guy who took the WWE by storm. Guys like Stank & Williams will be able to open their little wrestling schools and say they wrestled the best of the best. Someone like Moosehead Jack can find whatever gym or VFW hall on a Saturday night is running a show and walk right in and be put into a main event. And guys like Folz and Wilder and Evans will have a chance to have a long future before the OOWF destroys their bodies and souls. And women like Mai & Miranda can go and thrive anywhere they want where they will be respected as true competitors. And then there are guys like Rory & Shane who can take their talent and join us as the future of this business.
But it all starts tonight. When I take everyone who has doubted me, who has challenged me, and who has shaped me into the man I am today and show them just exactly what I am capable of. Part of me wants to make them all proud while another part of me wants to shove everything in their face. But whichever part succeeds, won't matter because at the end of the day I WILL SUCCEED. I will become the new WWE World Heavyweight Champion and I will begin a new part of my journey. Once I win tonight, on Wednesday, Royalty will take another step in solidifying their position and I will tell the world what is next. And there's not a damn thing anyone can do about because I am Alexander Darling, I am Royalty, I will be your ruler and well, you'll never be Royals. So keep living that fantasy.*Fade* |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 14:37:07 GMT -5
<Moose is wandering the halls of the Vaiaku Civic Center when he is stopped by SFJ13> SFJ13: Moose, Wednesday night you face Crash & Burn in the semi-finals of the OOWF Invitational tag team tournament...... MHJ: We do? Wait, how is that possible? I thought there was no way Royalty would lose to someone like Chloe and I? I thought the beating we were going to get was a foregone conclusion? What was it Lexie said? I can never get the job done? Huh, looks like ONCE AGAIN, Lexie was wrong. I give you Darlings credit, I've said it before, you are like a couple of fucking cockroaches, you just won't go away. But in the end, Chloe and I proved we are the better team. We won. Now, you can take your bullshit and go be sports entertainers. SFJ13: What are your thoughts on facing Crash & Burn? MHJ: <thinking for a moment> Well, obviously Miranda knows what she is doing in that ring. LD taught her well. And Tommy is insane, so you never know what he is going to do. They are a solid team that meshes well, and because they each have very different styles, it is hard to rattle them as a team SFJ13: Wait.....no threats of blood? No threats of broken bones? That sounded like.......actual scouting for a match! MHJ: There will be blood. There will likely be broken bones, but facts are facts, Crash and Burn are a good team. But we are the OOWF world tag team champions, and we have been for two months now......though you wouldn't know it. If you want to get to the top, you have to go through US, not the other way around. We plan on winning this tournament, if you don't like that, it's real simple. Beat us. SFJ13: Finally, there is a lot of talk about Alexander Darling getting a shot at the WWE World Heavyweight Title tonight, what are your thoughts on that match? MHJ: I think Brock Lesnar is a worthless piece of shit and an no-talent hack who wouldn't last five minutes in the OOWF. That said, I hope he breaks Alex's fucking neck <Moose smirks, turns and walks away> |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 14:38:45 GMT -5
There is a party in the destroyitarium, complete with cake, and a banner that says "Happy Birthday Fire!" The regular denizens are milling about, and there's a television in the corner with Survivor Series on, and many are watching off and on as they go to the bar and get more cake or talk to Fire. Fire is smiling politely, thanking people for various gag gifts, but finally manages to break away to the table nearest the television. Miranda comes and sits next to her.MW: Really worried, huh. FW: You know, if I had had it to do over, I would have warned you against getting involved with Chad. I was going to...but people would have thought it was because I was jealous. That's not it. It's just...this business is hard on couples. Really hard. MW: I see that. Not so romantic, I guess. FW: I dunno...two kids, really, far away from home, over seas...us against the world....it has it's romance. MW: But you broke up then and-- FW: Kinda...but you have to be really together to break up. Anyway..... The video package comes on to introduce the Lesner vs. Darling match. Fire visibly tenses.
MW: Do you want to be by yourself? FW: Yes. With that, Miranda makes a hand motion, and several people come over, pulling up chairs. Danny sits next to Fire and smiles at her.FW: Um, guys, what's this? MW: We're watching with you. Just....because. Friends do that. FW: Mmkaaaaaaaaaay..... Look, I'm going to go get a new drink.... MW: You WILL be back, though, right? FW: * eyeroll* Yes. Fire goes to the bar, and LD and Stank are there, animosities between them and Drink and Destroy on hold for Fire's party. LD: You know, he COULD win. S: Or not get hurt. FW: Maybe. LD: Which means you'll face him and Carter next week. FW: Yep. S: And? FW: And then I make him sorry he ever, ever worried me. Fire takes her drink. LD and Stank look at each other.LDW: Hell hath no fury. S: Yup. Alex may want to think about that. Instead of going to her seat, as promised, she walks out of the Destroyitarium, and back to her suite. It is candle lit, as usual. She turns on the television, and sits down calmly, taking a drink and then a deep breath as the video package fades and transitions to ring entrances.Fire sits down and takes a deep breath as the video package fades to the ring and the beginning of the match. |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 14:39:42 GMT -5
*Survivor Series* It's now time for the main event here in St. Louis. Brock Lesnar w/Paul Heyman (c) vs. Alexander Darling w/Alexis DarlingVery mixed reaction for both wrestlers here as both come out. Alex probably gets more boos for his awesome music; heard here: than for his personality. He tests the ropes and looks so focused as the big behemoth makes his way out. Brock does the double hop into the ring as Alex & Lexie whisper something to one another and smirk at each other. As Brock gets to the center of the ring, Alex meets him and goes nose to chest before looking up. Brock now smirks as he sizes up the smaller Darling for the very first time in person. Lexie & Paul head to the outside as the ref goes over final instructions. Neither Brock nor Alex backs off as the ref tries to send them to their corners and he just shrugs as he calls for the bell. The two wrestlers just stare at one another for a moment seemingly trying to get in the other's head. Neither makes a move at first until Alex rears back and slaps the taste out of Brock's mouth. That pisses off the big man who tries to slug Alex but Alex knew that was coming and quickly slides behind Brock and hits a chop block that buckles the knee of Lesnar but doesn't drop. As BL spins around to once again try to slug Alex, he again works his way behind Brock and chops the other knee. Once again Brock spins but this time he's just fast enough to grab Alex and tosses him into the corner. Big clubbing forearms follow, followed by Lesnar dragging Darling out of the corner and hitting German Suplex #1. That rocks Alex but as Brock lifts him up by the hair, Alex gets his bearings quick enough to throw some more of those nasty chop blocks as well as some peppering rights and left to the known weakened kidneys of Brock. And that's how the first 8-12 minutes of the match go with Alex using speed and bursts of energy to annoy Brock and really work over both of his legs to bring the big man down. Also, body shot after body shot to try and destroy the core. But Brock's power and strength and freak athleticism keeps him alivee as he is able to grab Alex and toss him around like a rag doll. Suplexes 8 and 9 are nailed as well as those staggering knees of Brock. About 15 minutes into the match, Brock goes for the first finish as he lifts Alex up for the F-5, but Alex is able to slide off Lesnar's shoulders and then AD basically spears the back of Brock's knees and he drops. Alex quickly locks Brock's legs...MOTHERFUCKING CURBSTOMP. And Brock no-sells it as he jumps back to his feet and Alex is absolutely shocked and puts up no fight as Brock lifts him up once again...F-5 connects. One... Alex kicks out at one and now Brock is the one top be shocked. Alex quickly back up to his feet with Brock and once again he slaps the taste out of Brock's mouth. Brock is seriously having none of that and nails Alex with a right hand. Alex's head snaps back but he fires back with another slap and this time he screams out..."You hit like a bitch." Brock laughs as he nails another knee and follows up with suplexes 12 and 13 and 14. And now Alex might be in trouble. Brock makes the cover... One... Two... Th...No, Alex does slide a shoulder out and he survives. Brock stays on the attack as he lifts Alex back to his feet and places him on the top turnbuckle, but now Alex fires back as he kicks Lesnar away. Lesnar staggers as Alex leaps off and nails a dropkick that puts Brock down. Alex isn't happy with that though as he drags Brock to his feet and looks like he's going for a BRAINBUSTA but Lesnar blocks it and reverses as he goes for a vertical suplex, but Alex twists out of it and once again nails a SPEAR to the back of Lesnar and this one is to the kidneys. As Brock turns around, Alex grabs Brock's arm and locks it up....HEARTPUNCH. And Brock staggers back giving Darling just enough room to nail another dropkick to Brock's knee and this time he falls flat on his face. Alex doesn't waste a second as he climbs to the top rope...DARK DARLING RISING and it connects. That could be it. One... Two... And there is no ref to complete the count as Heyman drags him to the floor. And Alex is furious as he looks to the floor. But he's not furious for long as Lexie is over and she sends Heyman crashing into the ring steps...and now she locks Heyman's legs...MOTHERFUCKING CURBSTOMP on the floor. As that happens, the ref is trying to pull Lexie away from Heyman and here comes Christian Carter & Jose Reyna down the aisle, but Alex holds up a hand and stops them midway down as he shakes his head no. They stop and nod as Alex goes to lock Brock's legs once again and this time he looks to roll him over for the MONEY CLIP and he has it locked in as Lexie sends the ref back into the ring. But Brock quickly powers out of the CLIP and he gets back to his feet, albeit a little slower than usual but as Alex charges back towards Lesnar, BL nails AD with another knee and then quickly gets behind him...GERMAN SUPLEX #18 and #19 quickly followed by F-5 #2 and Brock's not done as he puts Alex on the top turnbuckle and he walks up with him...SUPER F-5 #1. Brock makes the academic cover... One... Two... Thr...No, Lexie gets Alex's leg onto the bottom rope and notifies the rep. Brock stares daggers at the female Darling and actually climbs out and starts stalking her, but he's quickly cut off by Jose Reyna jumping in front and nailing Brock with a SUPERKICK as Carter keeps the ref occupied. Carter drops to the floor as Reyna jumps onto the apron now and distracts the ref. Brock turns around...another SUPERKICK from Carter. And now Brock's staggered and Alexis with some help from Carter tosses him back into the ring. As he slowly gets to his knees, SHINING WIZARD from Alex takes Brock down. Alex drags Brock to his feet and places him facing on the top turnbuckle facing the corner and Alex climbs up backwards behind Brock...CRUCIFIX BOMB off the top rope. Alex makes the cover... One... Two... No, Brock kicks out. Alex shakes his head wondering what he needs to do. As he contemplates his next move, he waits for Brock to get up and as he does, Alex lifts him onto his shoulders, he goes to lock the hand around Brock's throat, but Brock slips out and he quickly lifts Alex up...F-5 #3. But Brock's not done as he lifts Alex up and once again puts him on his shoulders and a FOURTH F-5 connects. That's as many as it took to put Cena down so this one is all but over. 1... 2... 2.99999999999, Alex somehow kicks out and Brock is absolutely speechless. He looks a little pissed as well as he drags Alex up and locks him up from behind and goes for his 25th German suplex, but Alex blocks it and fights out and nails a boot to Brock's kidney and he is staggered as the damage has really been done there. Brock is bent over gasping for air and Alex uses every last bit of strength to lift Brock up...DARLING DRIVER. But Alex isn't done as he climbs the ropes again...DARK DARLING RISING again. But Alex isn't done as he locks Brock's legs up and rolls him over...MONEY CLIP. It's locked in and they are in the center of the ring. Alex has done a ton of damage to Brock's legs but is it enough or will the amazing lower body strength save Lesnar. Brock is struggling towards the ropes while also trying to rock back and forth and get enough leverage to kick Alex off. He gets closer and closer to the ropes but Alex stands right up and drags him back towards the center of the ring. Brock's in trouble as the rest of Royalty is screaming for him to tap. Heyman has staggered to his feet and even with a bloody face, he's begging for Brock to stay strong. Longer and longer Brock is stuck in this hold and Alex is pulling back harder and harder. And finally Alex has to let go. He shakes his head in disappointment but it doesn't deter him as he grabs Brock's legs...MOTHERFUCKING CURBSTOMP and Brock's face slams into the mat. Alex is smelling blood as he drags Brock to his feet and as Darling lifts him up, we hear him scream "THIS IS OUR WORLD. BOW YOU BITCH." Alex nails a second DARLING DRIVER. And then he once again locks up the legs in the MONEY CLIP. Brock holds on and tries to get to the ropes but he just can't do and in a complete fucking shock to the entirety of the wrestling world, we see the beast incarnate tap out. Your winner in 33:17 and NEW WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, representing ROYALTY: ALEXANDER DARLINGAs Royals starts to play, the music is abruptly cut off and Seth Rollins music starts to play. He quickly makes his way out along with Kane and the Authority stooges of Jamie Noble & Joey Mercury. Rollins looks like he wants to cash in the Money in the Bank. As the Authority starts putting the boots to Alex, the rest of Royalty is into the ring and they take out the stooges. A BITCH KILLER takes out Mercury. Carter's able to nail a FINAL TESTIMONY on Kane. Reyna nails Noble with the OH EM GEE. And Royalty is standing strong in the ring as they help Alex to his feet. Alex stares down at the floor where Rollins is holding the briefcase and it's quite clear that this alliance is over. Alex holds the WWE World Heavyweight Belt above his head as this time, plays to its conclusion as Royalty is all powerful on this night as we... *Fade* |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 14:40:21 GMT -5
(Old school promo time as Power and Tuska come out for an interview.)SFJ: Power, Tuska, this week you bounce back from a loss at the hands of Royalty... Power: Nononononono, we were back jumped by the inbreds that are Royalty. They couldn't beat us two on two, they had to bring out not only that Goth Slut but also that Tejano trash. So yeah, if we're gonna call that travesty of a match a loss, so be it. SFJ: Be that as it may, this week you face off against Chris Evans and Ecosystem. Power: Our illustrious General manager fancies himself a Kingmaker, or at least a Grand Slam maker. Give him his due, he gave Stan Fulton the impetus to get over the hump for a Grand Slam. Now he thinks he can bottle lightning again. Unfortunately, Junichiro Muyo is trying to make a silk purse out of a sows ear, or in Cubby McTootsalot's case, just a pig. Cubby, Juni, face facts, you're both past your prime, and Shane and I are the future. You will find out this week that there is Strength in Silence. You will go down. Tuska: Bet on it. SFJ: Any comments on Alexander Darling's win... Tuska: No... Power: Oh yes, Shane, I lay this loss strictly at the feet of Paul Heyman. I TOLD Heyman to use the Championship prerogative to put the match inside a steel cage, to have Royalty banned from ringside, but NOOOOOOOOOOO, he wouldn't listen to the “kid of an old school wrassler”. Well Pauly, how does it feel to hear this “kid” tell you I TOLD YOU SO! Now that inbred piece of shit Alexander Dumbshit will be totally insufferable. For once I agree with Moose and my sister. The whole bunch of Darlings are nothing more than a family of cockroaches. The world would be better if Shane and I were to become Orkin and just rid the planet of them. But they'll survive, and show the wrestling world that they are the bottom feeders my father told everyone about. (Power turns as Tuska tries to hold her back. Power shoves Tuska on his behind and storms off as the cameras fade.) |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 14:41:36 GMT -5
Firewoman watches Alexander's arm raised, and the rest of the post-match happenings. She reaches with the remote and turns the TV off. She exhales deeply, as if she's been holding her breath for 33 minutes and change. A hand reaches out with a glass of whiskey, which she takes and downs quickly.
Voice: Too bad. FW: So supportive. Moosehead Jack sits down in the chair next to her.MHJ: I am never going to like him. No matter what else is going on. FW: I know, I know.... MHJ: You had to know that his ambition would make him risk everything. He's lucky it worked out the way he wanted. FW: Is that it? You don't seem to be annoyed enough to not sit in OUR suite. MHJ: He's not here right now, and even if he was, if I want to see my sister on her birthday, let him try to stop me. Fire smiles a bit.MHJ: So now what. FW: Hm? MHJ: Well, he appears to be able to walk...so I guess your match is on for Wednesday. FW: Yep. MHJ: And? Is he still off limits? Are you going to tag out whenever he tags in? FW: Nope. MHJ: No? Fire fixates a moment on the beach wedding picture, and then seems to look past it, thousand-yard stare-like. Moose almost visibly shivers.FW: Moose...exactly three men in my life have ever made me cry real tears. The first one, I burned the house down. The second, I set on fire in the ring. MHJ: Accidentally. FW: Sure, we can go with that. MHJ: And the third? FW: The third steps into the ring with me Wednesday. I think that kind of sparkles with me. MHJ: Me too. Moose finishes his drink, stands, and then pats Fire on the shoulder in approval before he leaves.
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 14:42:15 GMT -5
*The camera races down the hallway following the screams of Carrie Weiss. When they arrive, they find Rory Albright laid out and Stank standing over him wielding a steel chair with a suspicious head shaped dent warped into the seat. Weiss stoops down and attends to her man while Stank addresses the camera.*
Stank - Somebody should have told this man if he didn't want to face me straight up last Mayhem then he should have simply forfeited the match. Instead he chose to try and use me as some sort of message... the same gotdamn message we've been hearing for the last few years. I mean really...? You have Three Piece Set, Drink & Destroy, Run DEA, The Five, The Saints of Sinners... all pinnacles of dominance in the OOWF... and the faction this piece of shit chooses to emulate... is the fucking NEW GUARD? No offense to my partners for this week. But seriously... the New Guard came and went with that same bullshit and guess what...? They're gone... me and the select few like me are still here... kicking ass... dominating. Anyone who disputes this... it's simple. Knock us off the mountaintop. Let's see where you are this time next year... until then... shut the fuck up and fight... and if you want to get nasty like this unconscious motherfucker lying at my feet... bring that shit. Don't be shocked when I fuckin throw it right back at you. You will learn real quick... I am not the one to fuck with. Don't believe me...? *Stank looks down at Rory Albright as he starts to stir.*Then you haven't been paying attention. *Stank drops the chair by Rory's head and joins LD Williams and Stan Fulton who have been standing off just outside the camera frame.*Stank - Sorry about that New Guard crack. Crusher - No apology necessary. LDW - C'mon. Let's get out of here before a SFJ catches up with us and asks about Alex winning the WWE World Championship. Stank - Fuck that sports entertainer. Fucking Awesome Bill could win that belt. I don't give a shit about Alex winning it. Let him come back here and try to win Stan's belt. Crusher - I'll be damned if I let a WWE superstar beat me for my belt. LDW - Moose and Chloe are waiting for us. We can discuss it then. *The camera fades on Carrie Weiss rolling Rory Albright over onto his back while she cradles his head with tears in her eyes.* |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 14:42:48 GMT -5
**Miranda Williams is standing with SFJ#47.** SFJ#47: "Miranda, this week Crash and Burn face off against OOWF World Tag Team Champions the Saints of Sinners. Moosehead Jack had some rather positive things to say about you and your parther. He seemed...respectful, actually." M: <Smiles> "Let's be honest - Moose respects my father. I think he'd be singing a different tune bout me if L.D. wasn't around. Doesn't really matter though. Moose can think I'm the future of the business or a nepotistic joke, He and Chloe can show up ready for a match or a massacre, and it won't throw Tommy and I off our game plan." SFJ#47: "Which is?" M: "We're going to out-run, out-wrestle and out-class them at every turn. The only choice they have is whether to Crash...or burn." **Miranda turns and walks away from the SFJ, but hears a voice from the shadows.** V: "Now you're getting it." M: "Public speaking was never my strong suit Dad. Remember grade nine?" LDW: <chuckles> " That was a meet the teacher night. I wasn't talking about the words, I meant the attitude." M: "You mean the one that you and Tommy keep drilling into me?" LDW: "When your father and the adrenaline junkie agree..." M: "They're both wrong?" LDW: "Funny. You lead with your emotions - you think too far ahead. Around here, that's a recipe for disaster. Keep taking it one match at a time and you'll keep winning." M: "Speaking of emotions..." LDW: "Here it comes." M: "Chad might be coming to visit." LDW: "And?" M: "What do I do?" LDW: <sighs> "I can't believe I'm saying this but, speaking from experience, it is possible that he had a good reason for leaving without talking to you." M: "And if he doesn't?" LDW: "Sometimes it's good to lead with your emotions." <fade> |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 14:43:19 GMT -5
(Moose and Chloe are waiting for the arrival of the other Saints, flipping around the TV dial. They see Alexander Darling strutting around on Raw with his new WWE Championship. Chloe jumps up.)Chloe: Jack? Can I be WWE Champion? Moose: Now, Chloe, remember, always look up, never down. Chloe: (Sulking)Yes, Jack. (Chloe flips the channel back to OOWF-TV and sees Power's promo. Chloe smiles and looks at Moose.)Chloe: Jack, can we...well...can we promo? Moose: Dunno why not? The others aren't here yet. (Chloe jumps up giddy and grabs the belts and she and Moose walk out – well, Moose walks, Chloe skips. They find a wandering SFJ. Chloe reaches out her hand as if to demand the microphone. The SFJ, apparently a little intimidated, carefully hands Chloe the mike. Chloe then jumps at the SFJ and she runs off. Chloe giggles and laughs like it's the funniest thing she's ever seen. Chloe hands the microphone to Moose. They share a look and a smirk, and Moose holds the microphone for Chloe as she holds up the Tag Team Championship belts.)Chloe: Remember these, Edra? Remember how much you loved having this around your waist? You were the top dog. You loved being the champ. Well, Chloe, the lesser sister, took them from you. And now I am the champ. And you? You're at the end of the line. An afterthought. It's not easy for you when you're out of the spotlight, is it sis? The attention isn't there and oh, how we all know how much you crave attention. You were ALWAYS sucking up to dear old dad just so he would pay attention to you, the better daughter. And now, your little boy toy? Oh how he doted on you when you were on top... Moose: Which was probably most nights.... Chloe: JACK! Eww. Anyway, now you're just an anchor dragging one of the most promising OOWF wrestlers in years down. He knows it. You do, too. Look at you, Edra. The cracks are forming. Keeping up this charade is harder and harder, isn't it? Moose: Your time is coming soon, Edra. The end time. You have two choices ahead. Chloe: One, someone steps up and collects the bounty. Then you'll either go back to the mountain a totally destroyed individual in a wheelchair permanently...or back to Emporia to your final resting place beside our real mother and your father. Moose: And Edra, you know damned well there are a number of people here who would take your sister up on the bounty just for fun, including both your opponents this week. Chloe: Or two, sis, give in. Give in and come home. Moose: Come home, Edra. Chloe: Come home to where you belong. Let Jack set you free. Moose: Freedom, sweet freedom. Chloe: The freedom, Edra, to do whatever you like, not what THEY want. Be yourself. Be Edra, not some goody two shoes. Come home to us. Come home to the Saints. Moose: We're here for you. Trust us. (The scene shifts to the Strength in Silence locker room where we see Power seated on a couch watching the end of her sister's promo on OOWF-TV. She appears to be lost in thought when Tuska enters the room with two cups of tea. )Tuska: Edra? Edra? (Tuska puts down the cups on the table in front of the couch and touches her shoulder. Power jumps and has a wide-eyed fearful look on her face. She then grabs Tuska and holds him tight. Tuska slowly embraces her, a puzzled look on his face as the cameras fade...) |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 14:43:55 GMT -5
*Chris Evans walks into Ecosystem's office to find Ghosthead seated in the chair across from Eco's desk.*CE - Can I help you? *Ghosthead without turning back to look at Evans replies.*Ghost - No, you can not. *Ecosystem arrives and stops short, surveying the scene. Once again with his back turned Ghosthead speaks.*Ghost - I would have words with you, Muyo- san. *Ecosystem glances at Evans then walks around and seats himself behind his desk.*Eco - Excuse us Chris. CE - I'm not your minion, Eco. I will not be dismissed like one. Eco - Well if Jared here has no objection... Ghost - Your associate may stay if it is his desire. CE - I'm glad I have your "permission", Ghosty, but I'm thirsty. I think I'll go find some juice. *Chris Evans leaves.*Ghost - That creature is insufferable. Eco - What did you want to discuss? Ghost - Your efforts to awaken Danny Taylor to his more... baser instincts... though impressive... will ultimately fail. Eco - Is that so? Why do you think that? Ghost - Because you serve as a poor catalyst for such a monumental task. Eco - A poor catalyst you say? So if I'm to understand... you think because it's me he will always choose to forsake the message for the messenger. Ghost - No matter how you might package it. Eco - Forgive me, but... what is your interest in all of this? Ghost - Taylor... he is mine. Eco - Oh... and you're not willing to share? *An evil grin tugs at the corners of Ghosthead's mouth.*Ghost - I will share him with all... when the time is right. Then you too will know... just like everyone else... *Ghosthead rises to his feet, turns, and wordlessly walks out of Ecosystem's office, as the camera fades.* |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 14:46:17 GMT -5
Firewoman walks into her suite and sees Alexander Darling standing there, apparently just having arrived himself. At first, the two actually appear to be happy to see each other. Then Alex's smile turns into a bratty smirk, and Fire's turns into a hardened scowl. She attempts to breeze past him, and he grabs her arm.FW: Really. AD: Don't you have something to say to me? FW: Get your fucking hand off my arm? Alexander smirks, but does let go. AD: I meant, "Congratulations, Champ." FW: Oh. Yeah, you beat an inferior wrestler. * golf clap* Good for you. AD: NOW, he's an inferior wrestler....last week you were convinced I was going to die. FW: That's because he's terrible and dangerous. So congratulations, you didn't die. AD: You know what this means.... FW: Yes, I do. There's an awkward pause.AD: Fire... FW: Alex, I think we should just not talk about it. You know what happens when we face each other... AD: Oh get over the prophecy-- FW: I'm not talking about that...well, not JUST that....look at our history! We don't know when to hold back, and we push each other's buttons, and things get out of hand and spin out of control and then I win. Alex was kind of following along with Fire's concern, and looked like he was maybe going with it, but then at the last words, and her accompanying smile, he scowls with anger.
AD: I don't think so. FW: Alex, let's look at the record, shall we? We can start with our first match ever-- AD: The one you cheated in? FW: Yes, that one. Then there was a time-- AD: Fire. You don't know our record. You never know these things. And your boy Lucky isn't here to help you. So-- FW: So it doesn't matter. I WILL beat you tomorrow, and-- Alex begins to *batistalaugh*
FW: What is so funny? AD: Fire, Fire, Fire....have you been watching yourself? FW: Huh? AD: I have been. You're a mess. You get all teary at the least provocation. You walk around like a shadow, you have absolutely no confidence. You're a shell of your self. Everyone is saying it. You know they are. I admit, I didn't see it at first, but now, having been away with far, FAR better wrestlers than you, I can see it. It's obvious. Clearly this is pushing Fire's buttons, as you can see the anger rising.AD: And Tytan? That over-roided monster? I just beat one of those. And Tytan isn't half as talented as Brock. Hell, I probably don't even need Carter for this, but you know, those are the rules of the game. Fire tries to walk away.AD: Where are you going now? Off to sacrifice a chicken or something? You really think that will help you? Alex gets in her way, and she tries to go around. AD: Or better yet, maybe grab Tytan and walk into the misty place and meet your sensei again? Alex barely gets the words out when he's met with a fairly solid and unexpected punch to the jaw. Fire takes a defensive stance...or maybe offensive stance as she's ready to go right there. Alex smirks, wipes the trickle of blood off his chin and then charges. He and Fire crash into the wall and suddenly someone pulls them apart. Two someones. It's Alexis and Carter. Alexis has Fire and Carter has Alex, and both of them predictably struggle.CC: Hey, c'mon chief. Save it for Wednesday. LD: You best be going, Fire. FW: Fuck you, this is my suite, too. AD: Fine....I'm sure I can find SOMEONE to stay with. FW: Yeah? So can I! Fire throws Alexis off her, and the two exchange hate filled glares. Fire apparently decides that being outnumbered kind of sucks, even in her own suite.AD: * batistalaughing* See you tomorrow night, dear. FW: Laugh while you can. Twenty four hours from now, you won't be able to. Fire storms out, slamming the door so hard a mirror falls of the wall and shatters. |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 14:46:49 GMT -5
Somewhere in the ocean… a figure on a boat with some other folks, all in scuba gear. The INC swings into position – TW: THIS is how to get prepped for a match… Guy #1: Hey, Tommy – brah – is that one of those ninja cams we heard about? TW: Yeah – 's cool. Part of the gig, man. Gotta let folks know what I'm up to, what I'm think about… Guy #2: Doin' crazy-ass things outta the ring, downing highly caffeinated drinks, and then doing crazy-ass stuff in the ring? (Group laughs) TW: Hey! It's not like that's all I… wait. Yeah, it is what I do. Gee, am I getting predictable? Guy #1: Tommy, you went on 150 feet in our parasail, then you unhitched and dove into the water. You are not predictable. Guy #3: Yah brah – you could've said you were going to do that. That was my para. TW: Sorry Malo – I was up there, looking at all the blue… I had to go for it! Guy #2: Like I said – crazy-ass. (INC Makes a weird noise…) TW: Maaan. Sorry dudes – gotta do a promo… (Turns to INC) TW: Not sure what I can add to what my partner said. Good to see more teams taking us seriously as a threat, ya know? We got Moosie and Crazypants this week. The plan ain't exactly a 900 Tuck Rodeo Ollie – they're the champs, we want those belts. We beat them here, we show the OOWF we should get a shot. Pretty simple dudes. Here's the game plan. C'mere. Lean in – real close so I can whisper… We're gonna… (looks around)… Do what we do best. (Tommy leans back) We've faced the Saints, we know what they're about, and they know what we're about. We know they're gonna cheat to win, cause in their minds, it's all cool. We're gonna go full tilt boogie - fast and hard and from every angle. If they beat us, they're gonna EARN the win, and they're gonna gets some asphalt rash as part of the winners' share. But we don't plan on losing. My partner is Miranda Williams. She's got the pedigree, the training, the heart and skills to pay the bills. The next gen Definition of Technician. I'm Tommy Wilder. Best flyer in the OOWF – maybe in pro wrestling, PERIOD. I do things other folks need wires and CGI to do. No chance too big, no altitude too high, no challenge to great- Guy #2 – Cause he's is a crazy ass. (Laughter) TW: That too! Together – we give folks a hard choice – neither line is a easy go. Stay on the mat with Miranda, you're gonna get Burned. Fly with me? Your gonna Crash. Let's party. (INC starts to turn away) TW: Yo! Not done QUITE yet. People might think we're spreadin' ourselves pretty thin. Bein' in the scrap with the WWE and The Royal Douche-canoes, backin up Mai, our bud Danny, the Murphys, and the like. It ain't even an option. Dudes and dudettes, we got your backs. No matter what. That's just the way it is. And Chad, Zane, 'Bridg? You hurry back. I got some AMAZING stuff planned. Now gotta get back to it, little ninja cam dude… Mahalo!!!! |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 14:47:19 GMT -5
Tytan watches the confrontation between Firewoman and Royalty, and shakes his head. Tytan: (To the camera) Royalty and I use the term lightly. You are just playing head games with her now. But maybe you need to think about something. Maybe she's the one playing you. Maybe this is all part of a bigger plan a plan where we defeat you and beat the hell out of you in the process. Just something for you to think about. In my time away I learned a thing or two about playing the game. (Batista laughs) You see when it comes down to it. You don't know how to deal with us. Two enemies with a common goal, and that is to kick the living crap out of you. So, we have found a way to exist and when we do we have become one of the toughest teams to beat in this tournament. And we be the ones standing tall at the end. So just think about it. But then Alex you have never been the best at doing that. See you soon you...sports entertainer. (Spits and then walks away.) |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 14:48:08 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem Live! From Vaiaku, Tuvalu November 26, 2014 SPIDER MCNULTY vs. AWESOME BILL FROM DAWSONVILLEBoth men are announced and get a huge ovation from the crowd. They share a shandshake before the match, which gets more cheers. Surprising back and forth action from two powerhouses. Bill, being younger, is a few steps quicker, but Spider has that veteran savvy. The momentum shifts several times, Bill gets his second win after the crowd chants BILL! BILL! BILL! And catches Spider with the MASON DIXON LINE then heads to the top rope for the FREEBIRD, but Spider moves out of the way and Bill crashes and burns (no pun intended). Spider gets to his feet and waits for Bill to get up and catches him in the SPIDERS WEB! Bill tries to fight through it and make it to the ropes, but there is no chance of escape and Bill is forced to tap out. WINNER in 11:04 – Spider McNulty After the match, the two share another handshake as Spider helps Bill to his feet. Bill grabs some PCPL and shares some with Spider, Spider takes a sip and grabs his chest and falls to the mat, feigning unconsciousness. For a second the crowd buys it, but then the shit eating grin on Spider’s face gives it away. He gets to his feet and toasts Bill again, they down another big gulp and head to the back. ALEXIS DARLING, JOSE REYNA & RORY ALBRIGHT vs. MAI MUYO, STANK & MATT FOLZRoyalty and Rory steal a win. Match TBAL STRENGTH IN SILENCE vs. CHRIS EVANS & ECOSYSTEMUnparalleled Heights “Strength through Silence” brings out the former Tag Team Champions to a rousing ovation. Though they may be in matching camo outfits, they don't seem to be on the same page. Tuska is for once more animated and receiving the ovation well, while Power is more wooden, seemingly distant. The climb into the ring and head for the corners when “New Slaves (instrumental)” brings out General Manager Ecosystem, complete with suit and tie. He has a microphone. “Poor Power. You think I'm a kingmaker. Not at all. I make no one. I just show them the strength within them and show them how to succeed. I did it with Stan Fulton, I'll do it with Chris Evans. I might even do it for you and your...friend. But I'm afraid that you're not someone I can help. Because you cling desperately to values and mores that are sorely outdated. Perhaps you might answer your sisters' call. Because right now all you have is hope. And Hope. Is. Dead. May I now present the next Grand Slam Champion, the lionheart, Chris Evans!” Evans comes out sans robe and blows past Ecosystem, who drops the microphone and follows Evans down the ramp. Ecosystem proceeds to strip down to his wrestling gear as Evans climbs up into the apron and has words with Power. Power just stares through Evans as if he wasn't there. Tuska gets between Evans and the referee and begins answering back for Power until finally Power grabs Tuska and pushes him back and just begins beating the bejeezuz out of Evans and the referee calls for the bell to start the match. Power just keeps kicking and punching Evans, with an occasional eye poke that keeps him off balance. Ecosystem gets up on the apron finally and complains to the referee. Distracted, the official misses Power delivering a Greco-Roman punch to the family jewels of Evans. Power picks up Evans for a reverse Atomic Drop, then locks in a FishermanBuster! Power hooks the leg but only gets a one count when Ecosystem kicks her in the back of the head. Power pops up, ready to take on the GM, but Eco is ready with an eye rake of his own. Eco jums out of the ring as Evans rolls to his corner for the tag, and Ecosystem takes over with stiff strikes of his own that keep the big woman rocked. Eco throws Power into his corner and then engages the referee in a discussion of the socio-economic impact of the Ferguson riots as Chris chokes away at Power with the Tag rope. (Looks like that made its way in with the WWE invasion!) The referee finally gets away from the debate to see Evans choking Power. The referee begins lecturing Evans who moves out of the corner...and that gives Eco the ability to step out of the ring and choke Power over the top rope. The referee turns and begins to administer a count on Ecosystem who jumps off the apron at 4 and a half and snaps Power's head and neck. Evans reaches into the ring and duplicates Eco's move, complete with head snap and Power is clutching at her throat and rolling around in the ring. Eco climbs back in and goes to pick up Power. He locks in a front facelock..and whatever he had planned we'll never know because Power blocked it and picks up Eco in a big suplex, holding him up. Eco tries to fight his way out but Power twists and hits the Power Driver! Power slowly crawls toward her corner and reaches up toward Tuska...and makes the tag! Tuska comes in totally house of fire on Ecosystem with a slew of hard strikes before throwing Ecosystem into the ropes and hitting a High Knee that staggers the boss! Evans comes in but Tuska catches him with a spinning Powerslam! Tuska covers but Ecosystem breaks up the pin at two. Eco lays in a few more kicks before pointing out to the referee that he is the legal man. Eco picks up Tuska and throws him into the ropes going for a backdrop, but Tuska hits the ropes and drives an elbow into the back of Eco's neck. Tuska hits the ropes again and drives a knee into the side of Eco's head. Tuska grabs Eco by the hair and walks to his corner...but Power isn't there? She's sitting on the floor holding her head. Tuska hits a hard Eurpoean Uppercut to Eco's chin before throwing him into the ropes. Tuska dives and hits a drop toe hold on Eco, following it up with a knee drop to the back of Eco that has him howling. Tuska rolls out to check on Power and helps her back to the corner, then rolls back into the ring. Eco is up to his knees and Tuska hits the ropes to try a Shining Wizard but Eco is ready with a borderline fist to the gut. Eco rolls to his corner and tags in Evans, and now the role of Ricky Morton is being portrayed by Shane Tuska. As Tuska continues to take a beating inside the ring, Power is standing on the apron just staring. Each time Tuska fights his way out of the clutches of Evans or Eco, he just can't reach Power, who isn't reaching in as far as she should. Evans grabs Tuska up for a Lethal Vortex and covers. Tuska kicks out at 2.999. Evans is incensed, kicking away at Tuska, then turning to Power and hitting her with a hard slap to the face. That was a mistake. Power goes from zero to fury in 2.7 seconds and tears into the ring and begins pounding away on Evans. Eco comes in and gets much of the same. Power pitches both Evans and Eco out of the ring and begins to follow when the referee grabs her. She starts to turn on the referee when he holds up his hands and tells her she's not the legal man. Shane is almost at the corner and Power leaps over him and gets to the corner in time for the tag. Power springs to the top rope waiting for Evans to get up. Evans turns and Power leaps with a powerful clothesline! Power crosses the ring and spears Ecosystem off the apron before turning back to Evans who staggers to his feet in time to feel a Spear! Power hits the ropes for the Splash but as she flies Evans gets his knees up and Power crashes. Evans staggers to his feet and manages to haul up Power for the Way of the Future! Evans covers but only gets a two count before Power kicks out with authority. Evans rolls to the corner and tags in Ecosystem but then grabs Power and pulls her in for a DDT! Eco climbs to the top rope...Savior Splash! Eco hooks the leg along with a handful of tights and Evans holding Power's leg outside the ring keeping her from kicking out and the referee, missing all the extracurriculars, counts three! Winners in 27:27 – Chris Evans and Ecosystem! Evans and Eco get their hands raised but Power isn't happy. She rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair and clobbers Ecosystem and Evans and starts punching away at both of them, eventually opening up a gash on Evans and Eco. Tuska gets in to try to pull Power off and he eats a fist for his trouble. Power punches away at Evans and Eco for a while longer until she realizes what she did to Tuska. She turns aghast to her partner and drops to her knees to apologize. Tuska looks at her for a moment, then turns and walks up the ramp. Power breaks down in the ring and begins running after Tuska, who is already through the curtains in the back. Meanwhile, Evans and Ecosystem are assisted to their feet by trainers who help them to the back. GHOSTHEAD, STAN FULTON & LD WILLIAMS vs. MURPHY’S LAW & DANNY TAYLORThe Saints - L.D. Williams and OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Stan Fulton - are introduced first to a chorus of boos. This has the impact you’d expect - none. They climb into the ring and warm up as Ghostheadenters, getting a much more mixed reaction. Ghosthead makes his way to the ring, shakes hands with his partners, and stretches in the corner. The crowd warms up considerably as the DK and Daniella Murphy walk onto the stage, and positively explodes as Dynamite Danny Taylor steps through the curtain to join them. Drink and Destroy greet the fans as they walk down the aisle, but it's clear they’re keeping one eye on their opponents. They climb into the ring, and Danny has to hold his partners back as referee Angelo Barros delivers their instructions. Ghosthead and Stan back to their corner, and Danny convinces the Murphy’s to head to theirs, leaving him and Williams to start out when Barros rings the bell. Williams and Taylor circle briefly and lock up. Williams grabs a headlock, but Taylor shoots him off into the ropes and drops him with a shoulderblock. Williams rolls to avoid an elbow drop and launches himself off the mat with a knee lift. Taylor slaps it away, blasts Williams with an elbow, and shoves him into a neutral corner. He strikes with several forearms, then plants Williams with a belly to belly suplex. Taylor locks in an armbar. Williams works his way to his feet, but Taylor winds the arm and clubs him back to the mat. He reaches out and tags in DK, who drops a knee into Williams' shoulder and takes over the arm. DK pulls Williams to his feet, ducks under, and snaps him over with a suplex. DK floats over into a cover, but Williams kicks out at one. Williams rolls to his feet and DK tackles him into a neutral corner. He hits a number of forearms, but Williams fights back and hits an inverted atomic drop. He hangs on to DK and lifts him back up, dropping him face-first on the top turnbuckle. Williams pivots behind DK and sends him across the ring with a German suplex. Williams stomps on DK and makes the tag to Stan, and then sprints to the D&D corner. He nails Daniella with a forearm, drawing her into the ring, then takes advantage of Barros' distraction to double team DK with Stan. They pummel him in the corner, and then Williams starts an Irish whip on Stan and sends him back to crush DK with an avalanche. DK stumbles forward, and Stan picks him up for a side slam. Williams springs off the second rope and hits a legdrop as Stan drives DK to the mat. Stan covers as Barros turns around, but DK manages to roll a shoulder in time. Stan drags DK to his feet and slings him into the corner. He charges in, but DK dodges. Ghosthead tags himself in as Stan hits the corner, and blasts DK with a forearm. DK staggers back, and Ghosthead springs off the top rope and nails him with the Eidolon. Ghosthead rolls through to his feet and grabs DK, sending him to the ropes and hitting a brutal spinebuster. He covers, but Daniela stomps him to break it up at two. Daniela stays on Ghosthead, pummeling him as he gets up - despite warnings from Barros. The referee finally manages to pry Daniela off and Ghosthead turns back to DK, but DK has had time to recover and catches him with a boot to the head. Ghosthead takes a step back, and DK explodes off the mat with a clothesline. That takes just about all the energy he has left, however, so by the time he starts crawling for his corner, Ghosthead is able to grab his ankle and drag him back. Ghosthead traps the leg and reaches back to tag Stan. Stan bounces off the ropes and splashes DK’s trapped leg, then goes to the ropes and hits the Dropline. He covers, but Barros is too busy cutting Daniella off to count. Daniella isn’t hearing it and keeps trying to push past the referee, so Danny comes in to help calm her down. The World Champion sees that as an opportunity and and charges, crushing them both into the corner. Stan spins Danny around and sends him into the opposite corner, and Williams charges down the apron to connect with a clothesline from the outside. Williams tries to wrap the tag rope around Danny’s neck, but Danny reaches back and flips him into the ring. Meanwhile, DK makes it back to his feet and charges into Stan from behind. He tries to hook the big man in a full nelson, and while Stan is resisting it Daniella punches him square in the face. She seems to enjoy the process, so she repeats it several times. Barros is about to try and step in, but is distracted by a sound very much like metal connecting withskull. He turns around to see Williams standing over a stunned Taylor. As Barros questions Williams, the Murphys pull Stan out of the corner. They double him over with twin fists to the stomach, then set him up for a tandem DDT. Before they can hit it, Ghosthead charges across the ring. He tries for a double clothesline, but the siblings duck. Ghosthead recovers quickly and hits the ropes behind them, managing to connect with a big boot to DK. Daniella spins him around, but Stan grabs her from behind and drives her to the mat. He goes to the ropes and tries for the Dropline, but Daniella rolls out of the way. Stan lands hard, and DK drives a kick into his head before Ghosthead tackles him. As they tumble across the ring they nearly take out Barros. The referee dodges, but is almost leveled by Williams as he stumbles back after a hard forearm from Taylor. Barros decides he’s had enough and calls for the bell. NO CONTEST in 17:26 After the match: The brawl continues. Ghosthead ends up on top of DK and pummels him until Taylor, having levelled Williams, drags him off. Stan charges over to help, but Daniella drives a kick into his kidneys, stopping him short. She spins him around and this time hits the DDT. Before she can follow up, Williams grabs his partner and drags him out to the floor. Ghosthead breaks free and rolls out as well, leaving Drink & Destroy in the ring. The Murphyslook ready to pursue, but Danny manages to calm them down as the Saints and Ghosthead head up the aisle. OOWF Invitational Tag Team Tournament – Semi-FinalsTEAM TYTANFIRE vs. ROYALTYBoth teams are announced and the second the bell rings, Fire goes after Alex and hammers him with punches to the face. Alex is momentarily stunned by the onslaught and Fire gets in enough straight shots to draw blood from Alex. Carter quickly pulls Fire off of Alex, Fire turns on him which allows Alex to attack Fire from behind. Before Alex can do much, Tytan grabs him from behind, spins him around and nearly decapitates him with a clothesline. The match threatens to break out of control several times, but somehow the referee keeps control. It doesn’t take long until all four wrestlers are a bloody mess. Alex plants Fire on the mat with a DARLING DRIVER, then heads to the top rope for a PHOENIX SPLASH, but Fire moves out of the way, grabs Alex and hits repeated FIRESTOMPS! Fire covers, but Alex kicks out at two. The end comes when Alex and Carter try a double team move on Fire, but Tytan comes in and hits RELEASE THE KRAKEN on Carter sending them both through the ropes to the floor. Fire gets to her feet and turns around and gives Alex an evil grin as she spits a mouth full of blood into his face. She grabs Alex and lifts him for the MOOSE KILLER, but Alex slips free and rolls Fire up from behind, grabs the tights and gets the feet on the ropes, DARLING FINISH! One…..two…..THREE! Royalty is in the finals! WINNERS in 26:36 – Royalty The fight doesn’t end there though, the four of them continue to brawl around the ring, Lexie and Reyna race out to help their Royalty partners, which brings out Folz, Stank, LD and Mai. Royalty fights them off for a minute, then escape through the crowd to safety. SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. CRASH & BURNCrash and Burn are announced first and come out to the top of the ramp, where they are attacked from behind by the Saints! Chloe and Miranda battle their way down the ramp to the ring, they brawl around ringside for a bit, hitting one another with anything not nailed down. Meanwhile at the top of the ramp, Moose and Tommy fight tooth and nail. Moose tires a clothesline, but Tommy ducks, Moose puts on the brakes and turns around, and Wilder POPS him with a superkick that slams the back of Moose’s head against the steep support for the OOTron. Tommy disappears behind the curtain and comes back with a table and rolls a barely conscious Moose onto the table, then grabs a ladder and sets it up and climbs to the top. Tommy looks down, then glances up and smiles. He climbs up the OOTron structure, he must be 40 feet in the air at this point. The crowd roars as Tommy leaps and hits an INVERTED SHOOTING STAR PRESS onto Moose, driving them BOTH through the table! OH MY GOD! They may both be dead, and the crowd responds with a very appropriate HOLY SHIT chant. Inside the ring, Miranda and Chloe put on a clinic of chain wrestling. Since Tommy has essentially turned this into a singles match, they throw everything at one another, but neither can keep the advantage for long. After several minutes, Tommy frees himself from the rubble of the table and what was once Moose and staggers toward the ring. Chloe has the upper hand and is HAMMERING Miranda with power moves, dumping her repeatedly on her neck, trying to soften her up for the CORKSCREW. Tommy finally crawls onto the apron and the crowd roars for Miranda to make the tag. Moose somehow is also crawling toward the ring, holding his ribs and coughing up blood. Miranda finally makes the tag and Tommy comes in like a, well not quite a house of fire. He peppers Chloe with shots and uses his speed to keep her off balance. Somehow Moose makes it to ringside and tries to climb onto the apron, but drops to his knees on the floor clutching his ribs. Inside the ring, Chloe goes for a clothesline, but Tommy ducks and hits a STUNNER! Moose throws a chair into the ring Tommy grabs Chloe and pulls her into a small package. As the referee grabs the chair and throws it out of the ring, Moose slides under the bottom rope and drops a fist right onto the back of Tommy’s head, then rolls the small package so Tommy’s shoulders are down, not Chloe’s. Miranda runs into the ring and grabs Jack from behind and dumps him to the mat with a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX and we see the brass knucks Moose had on his hand fly out of the ring. By the time Miranda gets to her feet, it’s already too late, the referee has counted three and the Saints advance. WINNERS in 29:18 – Saints of Sinners Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action! Be sure to check out the November Pain 7 PPV Live November 30st Live! From South Tarawa, Kiribati ! Don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem! Wednesday, Decembeer 3rd, 2014, Live! From Honiara, Solomon Islands Did you see something you really liked? Post it here in the 2013 Awards Reminder Thread. Please join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights! 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