OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Honiara, Solomon Islands
December 3. 2014
MURPHY’S LAW & MATT FOLZ vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE & MAI MUYOMatt Folz, Dee and DK Murphy are out first to a roars of appreciation from the crowd. They salute the crowd, then slip out of the ring so their opponents can get their entrance – Mai Muyo walks down the ramp to chants of "Mai Time!" , followed by the tag team of Banned from Everywhere – Bill from Awesomeville and Justin Sane! The all salute the crowd, them the wrestlers shake hands (Bill offering drinks to everyone but no takers), and they go to their corers to decide who starts – and there is the bell!
It's Bill and DK to begin – moving to center ring, they lock collar and elbow in a test of strength. Starts out as a draw, then Bill gets DK to back up a step… then another. DK gets pushed to the ropes, and Bill gives him a clean break. They go to lock in again, DK breaks the hold and tries to use Bill's momentum to whip him to the ropes, but Bill reverses – DK off the ropes, DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Both men get to their corners, tag in to Justin and Dee.
Justin struts out and raises his hands, challenging Dee to a test of strength – Dee obliges, except she is much taller than Justin, and he can't reach her hands! He tells her to "wait a sec'nd", and he gets out of the ring and grabs a chair – Dee automatically gets defensive, until Justin climbs on the chair and raises his hands again… Dee locks hands with Justin, who is apparently STILL at a disadvantage, as Dee gets his wrists bent back.. Until Justin loses his balance on the chair – which shoots out from under him, causing him to fall backwards – and it SOMEHOW becomes a monkey flip, dropping Dee flat on her back, and the momentum send Justin on top of Dee in a pinning predicament! Dee kicks out at one – as they get up, Justin grabs a headlock, Dee lifts him up and tosses him across the ring – Justin gets up and eats a running boot from Dee, who then tosses him into the corner and tags DK back in.
The Murphys hit a double team suplex, and now Justin is in trouble – DK stays on him with power offense, taking Justin from pillar to post until he tries a corer splash and Justin gets out of the way, staggers over to the corner and tags in Mai!
Mai and DK lock up, and Mai starts by hitting a pair of Ricky Steamboat arm-drags, followed by a Japanese arm drag. DK scrambles to his feet before Mai and goes for a clothesline – Mai counters with a Crucifix pin! DK breaks out before the ref can count, grabs Mai and drives a couple of knees into her shoulders and neck. He follows with a neckbreaker, then pulls Mai to her feet again – he pulls her toward his corer, but Mai gets loose and retreats to her side of the ring as Matt Folz is tagged in!
Matt and Mai bump knuckles and get to business – Matt with a waistlock takes down, then switches to a grab either arm, put his foot in her back and start pulling back – She's not going to tap THAT early, so he releases the hold and performs a rolling neck snap – followed by a basement dropkick. Mai rolls out of the ring, Matt fakes a dive, stopping short when Mai moves out of the way. Matt gives Mai the "missed it by THAT much" sign and then lets Mai in, she ducks past him off the far side ropes – he goes for a backdrop, Mai tumbles over and tries a backslide! 1…2… Matt kicks out!
Now Mai looks at Matt and it is her turn to let him know how close it was. Matt and Mai then proceed to put on a clinic, trading moves and counters, both hitting offense, but not able to put the other away. Soon the Murphy's and BFE are into it, tagging in and out and hitting double team moves – this goes on for several minutes, and at some point the ref seems to have lost track of who is legal, as all 6 wrestlers are in the ring! DK then chucks Justin over the top rope, and as Matt sends Mai off the ropes, DK DRILLS her with a Yakuza Kick! Matt picks up Mai in a powerbomb position, but YOU CAN'T POWERB – wait! He shifts her around so she is sitting on his shoulders, and you CAN hit Mai with an Electric Chair Drop!
Matt gets to his feet and SPEARS The Man from Awesomeville right out of his shoes – Dee and DK grab Mai and go for the Irish Car Bomb! But YOU CAN'T CAR BOMB MAI EITHER! She locks her ankles on DK's neck, cravats Dee over her shoulder and tosses DK with a Hurricarana and a Stunner on Dee! All three are down and out of the ring!
Matt pulls Bill out of the corner, but as he tries to pull him to his feet, Bill cracks him with a Jaw Jacker, Justin is on the apron, Bill grabs the rope and catapults his partner into a splash on Matt! Justin does the RVD "Oooo, my tummy hurts" move and rolls back out of the ring, Bill climbs to the top for FREEBIRD!
NOBODY HOME! Matt Rolls clear and as Bill crashes, Matt hooks the legs and hits a jackknife pin!
1…2…3! That's all she wrote!
WINNERS in 33:12 – THE MURPHYS AND MATT FOLZ!
CHRIS EVANS & ECOSYSTEM vs. STRENGTH IN SILENCEEco and Evans try to get the upper hand by attacking Shane and Power, but they quickly turn the tables. Tuska catches Eco with a superkick to the jaw that sends him over the top rope to the floor. Tuska heads to the apron, then lands a nice springboard moonsault to the floor. Inside the ring, Power backs Evans into the corner and blisters him with kicks and chops. Evans and Power go at it tooth and nail, Power shows a far more aggressive side that we haven’t seen in a long time.
The match goes back and forth, and the end comes when Tuska goes for a SSP on Eco, but Evans knocks him off the top rope. Power races into the ring and goes after Evans, but Evans dives out of the ring, Power gives chase, even while Spider is trying to get her back into the ring. As Tuska gets to his feet, Eco grabs him and hits the ENF! Eco covers, and grabs a handful of tights for good measure, and gets the three count.
WINNERS in 16:12 – Chris Evans & Ecosystem
Power gets back to the ring, but its far too late. Tuska sits on the mat looking discouraged, Power drops to her knees beside him, after a moment Tuska softens and the former champs get to their feet and join Spider and head to the back.
SPIDER MCNULTY vs. STANKStank makes his way to the ring first, ignoring the boos that rain down from the crowd. Spider Mcnulty receives a much more positive response and slaps a few hands on the way down the aisle, although he never takes his eyes off of the ring. They stand toe-to-toe as referee Junior Hale gives them their instructions, and the lip readers in the crowd can clearly see Stank say “And they call me old?” Spider smirks and offers a handshake, which Stank accepts. Junior calls for the bell and we’re underway.
They lock up and Spider grabs a headlock. Stank tries to throw him off, but Spider hangs on and cranks it tighter. Stank attempts to suplex out of it, but Spider reverses their momentum and flips Stank to the mat while maintaining the hold. Stank tries to get his feet under him, and in the process hooks a foot over the bottom rope.
**Stank has used his first rope break.**
Stank gets to his feet and he does not look happy. He gets in Junior’s face, backing him into the corner. Spider spins Stank around, and Stank punches him square in the face.
**Stank has received his first warning.**
If Stank is displeased by the call, he doesn’t have time to express it, as Spider fires back with forearms, driving the Saint into the corner Junior has vacated. Spider presses his attack with chops and kicks, then hits an Irish ship. Stank reverses it and pulls Spider onto his shoulders - Stank U! Stank counts and Junior counts One...Two...Thr - Spider kicks out!
Stank surges to his feet and questions the count. While he’s distracted with the ref, Spider manages to hook him from behind and roll him up for a two count. Stank rolls to his feet and glares at Junior, and then kicks Spider in the head as he tries to get up. Stank stomps Spider, then goes to the ropes and hits the Stankonia 2.0. He covers, but Spider kicks out at two. Stank snarls and drags Spider onto his stomach. He drops a knee into Spider's spine, then drags him to his feet and sends him to the ropes. He side-steps the return trip and ties him in a Tazmission, then drives him to the mat and rolls him into the Catch-22. Junior checks, but Spider refuses to submit. He struggles, dragging himself back, and finally manages to get a foot over the ropes.
**Spider McNulty has used his first rope break.**
Stank releases the hold and immediately drops his weight onto Spider's back. He hauls Spider to his feet and shoves him face-first into the corner. Stank delivers several hard shots to the kidneys and lifts Spider for a back suplex. Spider turns in the air and lands on Stank, holding him down for a one count. Stank is up first off the kickout, and blasts Spider with a knee to the face. He sends Spider hard into the corner and charges,but Spider moves and he hits hard. Spider grabs Stank's head and bounces it off the top turnbuckle as the audience counts along. Junior steps in, but Spider is caught up in the moment and ignores him.
**Spider McNulty has received his first warning.**
Spider spares a glance for Junior and eats an Elbow from Stank for his trouble. Stank follows up with a forearm, but Spider ducks it, lifts Stank up, and nails an inverted atomic drop. He pivots and hits a discus clothesline that takes the big man off his feet. Spider drops a knee into Stank's head and then drags him to his feet. He tries to scoop him up, which turns out to be a mistake given the beating his back has taken. Stank blocks the slam and drives a double axe handle into his back. Stank sends Spider across the ring, but Spider ducks a clothesline and comes back with a big boot. Stank staggers, but stays on his feet, Spider kicks Stank in the stomach and tries to hook him for Spider's Lullaby, but Stank yanks his arms free and hauls Spider onto his shoulders - Stank-U! Stank doesn't even try to cover and hauls Spider back to his feet, He drags him onto his shoulders - Stank-U! Stank starts to cover, but changes his mind. He pulls Spider to his feet to a chorus of boos and hits the Stankbomb! He covers, and Junior counts One...Two...Three.
WINNER in 22:10 - Stank
DANNY TAYLOR vs. GHOSTHEADThe camera catches Danny heading to the ring, when he is ambushed by Ghosthead. The two brawl around the backstage area, Ghost hits Danny with everything he can get his hands on, while Danny refuses to grab a weapon. Danny gets the upper hand after Ghost misses a charge and slams into the wall. As he staggers backward, Danny hits him with a clubbing clothesline to the back of the head that sends him to the floor. Danny grabs Ghost by the foot and drags him toward the ring. As he walks through the curtain, Danny stops and looks and sees Eco sitting on top of a ladder, like he belongs there, reading a book and eating an apple. Danny releases Ghost and stares at him. Eco pulls a mic from his jacket pocket.
You know Danny…….time is a funny thing. Time passes and we barely notice. You know……I wonder if I’ve been changed in the night? Let me think…….was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But…….if I’m not the same, the next question is….”who in the world am I?” Ah, that’s the great puzzle! Danny, I must ask you, are you mad? Of course you are! We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad. You must be, or you wouldn’t have come here! Things are not always as they seem Mr. Taylor.Eco goes back to reading his book and takes a bite of his apple. Danny just gives him a strange look, and turns around and gets BLACK MIST right to the face! Danny falls to the floor writhing in pain from yet another face full of mist. Ghost stands over Danny and stares at him for a moment, then smirks and turns around and walks away. EMT’s and the Murphy’s rush to Danny’s aid and help him to the back, holding a wet towel over his eyes.
WINNER – No Match
ALEXANDER DARLING & CHRISTIAN CARTER vs. STAN FULTON & LD WILLIAMSTotal brawl from the opening bell. Alex goes after Stan, but Stan dishes it right back. The two of them leave the ring and brawl around ringside. Inside the ring, Carter tries to out wrestle LD, which is not his best option. Soon enough, he nails LD with a low blow and dumps him out of the ring and they brawl as well. It doesn’t take long for all four men to be a bloody mess. Stan has Alex pinned against the guardrail and is just HAMMERING him with punches to the face. Darling is fading a bit, when Lexie races to the ring and loops a chain around his throat and tries to choke him out. This brings Firewoman into the fray. She grabs Lexie and slams her face first into the ring post. The referee is in danger of losing control of this one.
On the other side of the ring, LD is lighting Carter up with chops to the chest. He charges but Carter backdrops him through a table. Carter grabs LD and sets him up for the FINAL TESTIMONY but LD luckily slips free, spins Carter around, and goes for a CANADIAN DESTROYER, but Carter shoves him back first into the apron. The four men make no effort to get back into the ring, and Lexie and Fire are STILL fighting outside the ring as well. He finally starts a ten count (ten minutes into the match) which no one hears. He has no choice but to toss this match out.
WINNER – No Contest in 18:22
Security floods ringside and pulls everyone apart. While it was a nice little brawl, not a damn thing was settled here.
TYTAN vs. RORY ALBRIGHT – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchRory comes out alone and goes right after Tytan as soon as the bell rings. Albright shows more aggression than usual, and burns through his referee warnings pretty fast. Tytan is in trouble, but manages to survive the early onslaught to take control of the match. Tytan wears down Albright, and Rory is forced to use several rope breaks. Just when it looks like Tytan has the match won, Albright low bridges him and Tytan sails over the top rope and SLAMS his knee onto the concrete. Albright goes after Tytan’s legs HARD and now it is Tytan’s turn to have to save himself using rope breaks, and fend off Albright using referee warnings.
At twelve minutes in, both men have used up all their rope breaks and referee warnings. The end comes when Albright misses a clothesline, and Tytan hits the ropes and lands the RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Tytan covers, one, two, THREE! But wait…..Rory’s foot was on the bottom rope! The referee rules that he cannot use the ropes to escape a pin, but is it not standard wrestling practice to disallow a pin if the feet are on the ropes? Rory protests, but to no avail, Tytan is declared the winner.
WINNER in 14:39 and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion – Tytan
SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. CRASH & BURN – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchInsane brawl, all over the ringside area. Moose and Wilder try to one up one another in the crazy department. Tommy charges across the ring, scales the turnbuckle and leaps out of the ring, into the crowd, where he had clotheslined Moose moments earlier. Then a few minutes later, Moose has Wilder on a table beneath the stage, Moose gets onto the stage, climbs the ladder left by Eco and leaps off, dropping an elbow on Wilder that sends them both through the table.
Inside the ring, Miranda and Chloe keep it slightly less insane, Chloe still brings a heaping of crazy and busts Miranda open with several hard elbows to the face, but that only serves to piss Miranda off. She backs Chloe into the corner and unleashes CANADIAN VIOLENCE! Chloe goes to the eyes to regain the advantage, and tries the CORKSCREW, but Miranda slips free and lands behind her and locks in the MIRANDA RIGHTS! Chloe fights to the ropes, but Miranda doesn’t break. They both tumble between the ropes to the floor. Finally Chloe gets free and grabs a chair and WAFFLES Miranda upside the head. The referee sees it and calls for the bell.
WINNERS in 28:11 by disqualification – Crash & Burn
FIREWOMAN vs. ALEXIS DARLING – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchNo love lost between these two. The second the bell rings, they tear into one another, and don’t let up for almost an hour. Fire blisters Lexie with kicks and chops, and Lexie retaliates with more power moves. Lexie keeps Fire grounded, avoiding the BFE, she traps Fire in the MONEY CLIP several times, but Fire fights to the ropes and forces the break each time. At one point, Fire goes for the BEST FIRESAULT EVER, but Lexie catches her on the ropes and tries a DARLING DRIVER from the top, but Fire fights free and sends Lexie to the mat, then hits a WARRIOR STOMP on Lexie for a two count.
The end comes when Lexie tries a PHOENIX SPLASH but Fire moves out of the way. Fire grabs Lexie and hits the FIRESTOMP, then pulls her up and DESTROYS her with the MOOSEKILLER! Fire covers and gets the hard fought three count.
WINNER in 55:12 – Firewoman
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