OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live, from Majuro, Marshall Islands
December 10, 2014
TYTAN, MAI MUYO & MATT FOLZ vs. STRENGHT IN SILENCE & SPIDER MCNULTYBoth team make it to the ring. Handshakes all the way around with smiles except for Power who seems preoccupied. Folz and Tuska start out for their respective teams as the referee calls for the bell. Both circle each other, though Spider swipes out at Folz as he passes. Folz snarls at McNulty and Spider just laughs. Some seriously solid chain wrestling between Folz and Tuska with Folz finally hitting a solid suplex or two but then as Folz works on a front facelock and driving Tuska to the mat, Power begins screaming at Tuska and Tuska makes his way to his feet and reaches out to grab Folz's knee. He powers Folz off his feet and drops Folz's ankle across his knee. Folz goes down like a shot and Tuska tags out to Spider who grabs Folz's leg and drives knees into Folz's ankle. Spider then turns Folz over into a half crab. Folz is able to reach the ropes for the break and then roll to tag in Tytan. Tytan and Spider go nose to nose trash talking each other before they both start throwing haymakers at each other. Tytan starts to take the advantage before Spider comes up with a Greco-Roman eye poke. Spider kicks Tytan in the gut before locking in a front facelock. Spider goes to lift Tytan in a Vertical Suplex but Tytan blocks in once, twice, th...no, Spider begins driving forearms into Tytan's back, then finally gets Tytan up....for a very long time....then falls back and Tytan hits the canvas hard. Spider tags Tuska then drops a couple of hard elbows into Tytan's chest before Tuska comes off the top rope with a fist between the eyes. Tuska covers Tytan and hooks the leg deep but only gets a one count. Tuska waits for Tytan to stand before dashing at him with a running Enziguri! Tuska covers but Tytan powers out with authority and sends Tuska sailing into his own corner where Power picks up the tag. Power heads to the top turnbuckle and waits as Tytan gets to his feet...but Mai starts shaking the ropes and Power loses her footing and falls to the floor, hitting her head on the apron as she falls.
Tytan makes his way painfully slow to his corner as the referee begins the count on Power, who comes up bleeding from the head. Tytan tags in Mai and the crowd goes...well, Mai is gesturing for the crowd to show respect for Power as she climbs back into the ring. Give her credit, Mai is a sportswoman...but she's no fool as when Power clears the ropes and puts her hands up Mai was all over Power with a ton of chops and strikes. Mai goes to throw Power into the ropes but Power reverses goes to spear Mai off the ropes...but Power loses her sense of direction and spears the referee! Power is stunned at her mistake and turns around...right into a dropkick. Power drops to her knees and Mai hits the ropes for a SHINING WIZARD! Power is on dream street as the blood continues to flow from her forehead and now her nose. Mai circles behind Power, making the sign of the cross...TRINITARIAN! Spider and Tuska are cut off by Folz and Tytan. Power starts to fade but works her way to her feet, Mai on her back...and falls back into the turnbuckle. Mai refuses to relinquish the hold and Power does it again. Mai's grip is slipping as Power reaches up and grabs Mai's hair and twists her into a snap mare, then does it again. Power picks up Mai and throws her into the corner. The referee is getting up and Power is laying in haymakers on Mai in the corner and Mai is trying to cover up. The referee touches Power's shoulder to get her to stop, and she does, turning and blasting the referee between the eyes. Down goes the referee again. Power throws Mai across the ring following her in with a big SPEAR! Power locks in a front face lock...POWER DRIVER! Power hits the ropes as her partners continue their brawl and lands a big splash on Mai, but before she can cover the referee is calling for the bell. The referee rolls out of the ring and confers with the timekeeper.
Winner by Disqualification in 22:14 – Tytan, Matt Folz, and Mai Muyo
Power is furious as she drops to her knees and begins laying hard punches into Mai's head and stomach before Spider and Tuska pull her off. Power shoves Spider away and Tuska slaps her. That only angers Power even more until Tuska goes “Shhhhhh!” Power looks down and sees Mai on the mat bleeding and is horrified. She reaches down to help Mai up and we see Power mouthing the words “I'm sorry.” Mai, being the forgiving type she is, takes the assistance and Mai and Power hug. Everyone else shakes hands and heads to the back...
MIRANDA WILLIAMS vs. CHLOE – Submission MatchChloe enters the arena to Korn's "Shoots and Ladders"and a torrent of boos. She stops and smirks, glaring at the crowd. She skips down the aisle, twirling her barbed-wire branding iron, and climbs into the ring. Referee Junior Hale steps a little too close and almost gets brained before Chloe's attention returns to the entrance. The crowd draws breath, but hesitates as instead of "Stompa", Gowan's "Criminal Mind" plays. Miranda Steps through the curtain and uncharacteristically ignores the crowd as she strides down the aisle. She climbs through the ropes and Chloe meets her in the middle of the ring. Sensing his time is limited, Junior quickly gives them their instructions and calls for the bell.
They lock up and Chloe twists Miranda into a chickenwing. She grabs her by the hair and runs her shoulder-first into the corner. As Miranda bounces off the turnbuckles, Chloe hooks her around the waist and hits a German suplex, rolling through it until she’s on Miranda’s back. Chloe grabs Miranda’s arm for the London Dungeon, but Miranda yanks her arm free and drives an elbow into Chloe’s knee. Miranda rolls, knocking Chloe sideways, then gets to her feet behind her and dropkicks Chloe into the corner. Miranda leaps up and pulls Chloe back into a lungblower, but hangs onto the landing and rolls her over. She grabs Chloe’s arms - Miranda Rights! they’re a little too close to the ropes, allowing Chloe to hook a foot over the bottom strand, but Miranda refuses to break the hold. Junior counts, but by four Chloe has dragged herself under the ropes and dropped to the floor, forcing Miranda to let go.
Miranda gets to her feet and slings herself over the ropes, landing an elbow to the back of Chloe’s head. She sends her hard into the ringside railing and charges, but Chloe dodges and she hits the steel. Chloe slams Miranda’s face into the railing and drives her elbow repeatedly into the back of her head. She drags Miranda back to the ring and stuffs her under the ropes. leaving her head hanging off the edge. Chloe hops onto the apron and gets a running start, but Miranda slides out of the way and Chloe lands knee-first on the apron. She falls to the outside, and Miranda gets up and hits the opposite ropes. Just as Chloe gets to her feet, Miranda hits a baseball slide under the ropes and snaps her over with a flying headscissors. She rolls to her feet and stomps on Chloe’s knee, then stuffs her into the ring. Miranda slings herself over the ropes and lands on the knee, then grabs Chloe’s foot twists, torquing the knee. Junior checks, but Chloe makes it clear where he can shove his question. She kicks with her free leg, and connects with some solid shots to the head to break free.
Miranda is up and bends over to pull Chloe to her feet, but Chloe rakes the eyes. Chloe lurches to her knees and drives her head into Miranda's stomach, then hooks her head and spikes her with a DDT. She holds her in place on impact and tries to choke her out. Miranda flips herself over into a bridge to break free, but Chloe spins on the mat and drives a forearm into her throat before she can get up. Chloe sits Miranda up and hits a series of crossfaces, then locks her in a cobra clutch and turns her over into the Jiendo. Junior asks Miranda if she’s had enough, but she refuses to give up. She flails her legs and manages to squirm sideways far enough to hook a toe over the bottom rope. Chloe breaks under threat of disqualification and starts punching Miranda in the back of the head, keeping it up until Junior drags her off. Chloe snarls and shakes him off. She drags Miranda to the corner and sits her up against the turnbuckles. She gets in a few kicks, then backs off for a running start. She charges in with a knee, but Miranda dodges and she slams into the turnbuckle. Miranda drives an elbow into Chloe's other ankle, knocking her off her feet. Miranda grabs Chloe's foot and rolls out of the ring. She slams Chloe's knee into the ringpost, then ties her into a ringpost figure four. Junior again gets ignored when he steps in, and counts to four before Miranda finally breaks. She drops to the floor, but immediately grabs Chloe's leg and slams her knee into the post again before sliding back into the ring.
Miranda drags Chloe to the middle of the ring and locks her into a figure four. Junior checks, but Chloe shakes her head. Chloe tries to roll it over, but Miranda fights it and she falls back to the mat. Junior checks again, but Chloe snarls a negative. She braces herself, and manages to roll over into a reversal. Miranda screams in pain, but shakes her head when Junior asks her. She starts to crawl, and finally reaches the ropes to force a break. Both women are slow to get up, but Miranda is first to her feet. She drives a series of kicks into Chloe’s ribs, until Chloe catches one and snaps her over with a dragon screw leg whip. Chloe pounces, planting her knees on Miranda’s shoulders. She pummels her with elbows, ignoring Junior’s protests. He counts to four, then drags her off. She turns on him, but before she can attack Miranda chop blocks her knee. Miranda hauls Chloe to her feet and lifts her for a knee breaker, but Chloe drives a fist into her face and reverses, flipping her over in a headlock. Miranda throws her off and they both get to their feet. Chloe pounces, but Miranda sidesteps and grabs her around the waist. Miranda picks Chloe up and drops her ribs-first onto the ropes, then catches her on the bounce, driving her to the mat. She grabs Chloes legs and rolls her over into a sharpshooter. Junior checks, but Chloe spits at him. She struggles, and manages to crawl toward the ropes. She reaches out - but Miranda stands up and drags her back to the middle of the ring. She cinches the hold in even tighter, screaming at Chloe to give up. Chloe continues to fight it, pushing up onto her arms a final time before she collapses and is forced to submit.
WINNER, in 21:32, Miranda Williams.
After the match, Miranda rolls under the ropes and collapses to the floor. EMTs hit ringside and check on both women. Miranda gets to her feet, and Chloe throws off her attendants and sits up. They lock eyes, and Miranda gives a slight nod before being helped to the back.
CHRIS EVANS, ECOSYSTEM & GHOSTHEAD vs. DANNY TAYLOR & MURPHY’S LAWPOD's "Here Comes the Boom" plays and the crowd goes crazy as Danny Taylor and The Murphys come down to the ring to a tremendous ovation. That ovation quickly turns to boos as Kanye West's “New Slaves (instrumental)” brings Ecosystem, Chris Evans and Ghosthead walk down to the ring flanked by Eco's security team. Eco walks over to the ring announcer and demands his microphone.
Eco: I want you to know Danny, that I don't actually take pleasure in what I'm about to do. You may not realize it now but I am doing this for your own good.
As the crowd tries to figure out what's going on, Eco nods to his security team. They quickly overwhelm and subdue the Murphys and start leading them to the back. Eco whispers to the ring announcer before handing the microphone back.
"By orders of our General Manager, this is now a 3 on 1 Handicap Match"
The crowd roars their disaproval as the bell rings and Danny starts out with Evans. Evans tries to out wrestle Danny at first, but the big man quickly overpowers him and drives him into the corner, connecting with powerful European uppercuts and then pulling Evans out of the corner and hitting a spinning neckbreaker. A quick DDT gets a 2 count before Eco breaks it up. Danny hits a running powerslam, then runs over to the heel corner and nails both Eco and Ghost to a huge pop. Unfortunately for Danny, Evans is back to his feet and nails him with a low blow. Evans nails a brainbuster and then tags Eco.
The 3 heels work over Danny for a while, hitting him with huge power moves, but unable to put him away. Ghosthead heads up top and looks to finish with the Spectre's Fall, but Danny moves out of the way. Danny hits a La Magistral cradle on Ghost for a very close two count. Both men get to their feet and Danny nails him with a huge lariat for another 2 count. He whips Ghost into the corner and nails him with a big splash, but wasn't aware that Eco blind tagged himself in. Danny slams Ghost down, but Eco turns him around, kicks him in the gut and hits the ENF. He bridges into a perfect Bridging To Be Edited in Later and gets the 1...2...3.
Winners in 10:30: Ecosystem, Chris Evans and Ghosthead
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. TOMMY WILDERMoose enters to boos but...are those some cheers too? His roll in the stand against the WWE might be making him less hated than usual. Tommy high-energies it down to the ring, bounces around and stuff, and gets lots of applause. He comes to the center with the referee and waits. Moose, calmly...slowly...gets to his feet and kind of ambles to the center, looking like he is just kind of bored with it all. The referee calls for the bell, and Tommy reaches up to lock up and WHAM~! Moose punches him square in the face! Tommy falls back and Moose gets a burst of speed to continue pummeling him into the corner. The referee counts until 5, and Moose relents just in the nick of time. He and the referee have a discussion about the rules. Meanwhile, Tommy recovers and hits the ropes, coming out just as Moose tires of his rules debate, and turns Moose inside out with a Springboard forearm. He follows up as Moose gets to his feet with an Exploder suplex, and theng grabs Moose's arm and leaps over the ropes for Bungee Bounce!! Moose falls back grabbing his shoulder and Tommy goes up top. He leaps, but we don't know what he's going to do, because Moose's other arm isn't so hurt, and Tommy jumps straight into an upper cut. Moose drives him back into the corner, then before the referee can start counting, he snarls and snapmares Tommy to the center of the ring. He pounces on Tommy, with some stiff kicks and punches. He snarls again, and pulls Tommy up by the hair, but Tommy isn't down yet and breaks free with an elbow to the face. They both run the ropes, and Tommy hits a quick flippy DDT. Tommy goes for a pin but Moose kicks out after barely two, and manages a thumb to the eye that the referee doesn't see, but he suspects something because he gives Moose a warning. Moose smirks at him, and throws Tommy down by the hair again, drawing a warning. He locks Tommy in the ji-endo. Tommy reeeeeeeeeaches for the ropes and with heroic facy effort grabs on. Moose shakes his head and refuses to let go. The referee gives the warning, and Moose tells him what he can do with his warning. The referee begins to count, and Moose suggests he go have marital relations with the number three. The referee decides this is going nowhere, and calls for the bell.
WINNER – by disqualification in 18:30 – Tommy Wilder
FIREWOMAN, STANK, LD WILLIAMS & STAN FULTON vs. ROYALTY & RORY ALBRIGHTMike Elevenbee is about to announce the arrival of Royalty when the camera cuts to the concourse and a crowd near the concession stands SCATTERING before the tornado of brawl that are Stank and Rory Albright! They no sooner clothesline each other over the fish taco kiosk when the camera cuts back inside the arena to find Christian Carter punching away at LD Williams! He has Williams reeling before whipping him onto the side of the stage area! From the top of that stage Firewoman leaps onto Christian Carter in a dive taking Carter down to the concrete floor! She rises to her feet JUST in time to catch a dive off the top of the stage from Alexis Darling!
Rory Albright and Stank meanwhile come brawling down a foyer and into the arena where they eventually trip over each other and come tumbling down the stairs, ending up somewhere behind the crowd barrier near the Kiribati (Google it) announce table! Meanwhile the OOWF World Champion is dragging the WWE World Champion down the ramp towards the ring. Alex it would seem has already been busted open as Stan drags his semi conscious form to the ring and rolls him in under the bottom rope! The ref shrugs his shoulders at this point realizing this is going to be one THOSEmatches before calling for the bell, signaling the official start of this match.
What follows are fifteen minutes of chaos and destruction as Royalty and Rory Albright do battle with the rebellion against Royalty who have no official name, but consist of the OOWF IC Champion and three fifths of the Saints of Sinners. The battle is brutal and all over the place with maybe two of those fifteen minutes taking place inside the ring and actually resembling a wrestling match. Everyone by this point has come up bloody and nearly broken. The next four minutes breakdown like this...
Stank has cleared house having sent Christian Carter and Rory Albright with a double clothesline over the top rope to the floor below! Stank stands alone in the ring with crowd choosing, despite themselves, to cheer the big man. Exhausted, Stank looks out at the crowd and smirks. He then measures the two men he just dumped out of the ring and shrugs his shoulders. He runs the opposite ropes, the crowd buzzing in anticipation of what Stank is about to do, when he is intercepted by Alexander Darling who manages to dislodged himself from LD Williams in time. Alex and Stank brawl for a bit before Alex drops the big man with two thirds of DARK DARLING RISING!! But JUST as Alex leaps up to the top rope for the Phoenix Splash finish, Stan Fulton recovers and rushes into the ring! He catches Alex mid air and SMASHES him down to the mat with a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Fulton runs the ropes looking for a DROPLINE when he is SUPERKICKED by Alexis Darling! Stan falls and rolls out of the ring under the bottom rope while Alexis's celebration is cut short by a CRUCIFIX DRIVER delivered by Firewoman! Firewoman rolls to her feet and ducks a clothesline attempt by a recovered Rory Albright. Rory spins back around right into a kick in the gut from Firewoman followed by a FIRESTORM DDT!!
Firewoman no sooner picks herself up off the mat when she is spun around by Christian Carter who whips her toward the corner where unfortunately she crashes into the referee who falls to the mat nearly unconscious. Firewoman staggers backwards toward the waiting arms of Christian Carter, but before he can get his hands on her LD Williams SPEARS Carter to the mat, the momentum carrying both men through the ropes and out of the ring! Firewoman shakes the cobwebs and stands tall. She surveys all the carnage in and outside of the ring, bodies strewn all over, before she spots Alex pushing himself up to his hands and knees next to Stank's unconscious frame. Firewoman eyes her prey and slowly stalks over to Alex when she gets BLASTED on the back of the head by Rory Albright using a STEEL CHAIR!!
Albright lifts the chair up for another strike when he is TACKLED out of the ring by Stan Fulton! Alex lifts his head up and through red blurred vision he spies his wife lying face down in the middle of the ring, a small pool of blood congealing in the ropes of her red locks. Alex crawls over and pulls Firewoman onto her back. He clears his eyes before staring down at her bruised and battered face. Her bottom lip is busted, a trickle of blood running from it down the side of her chin and neck. Alex smiles and cocks his head to the side before leaning down and kissing her full on the lips while pinning her shoulders to the mat. The ref at this point stirs to full consciousness. Fulton and Albright brawl ringside, Carter and LD Williams have fought each other to the top of the ramp. The rest are barely conscious and seeing as how Alex and Fire were the last two opponents the ref remembered being legal before everything broke down for the millionth time in this match he counts...
one
Two
THREE!!
Your Winners in 19:15 - Royalty with Rory Albright!
Alex caresses the side of Firewoman's face before rolling out of the ring and raising his hand in victory to the massive boos of the crowd. LD Williams, upon hearing Royalty's music being played, aborts his Canadian Destroyer attempt on Carter and races down to the ring to check on Firewoman and Stank lying inside. Stan Fulton chases off the other members of Royalty with the chair he took from Albright, before joining his team inside the ring. Stan Fulton slides into the ring under the bottom rope and glares up at Royalty who though bloodied, bruised, and battered, stand nonetheless the victors at the top of the ramp. Stan holds his OOWF World Championship down by his side as Alex raises the WWE World Heavyweight Championship belt up high, he and the rest of Royalty taunting the booing crowd and their fallen heroes inside the ring.
With everyone inside the ring distracted, Alex huddles Royalty and Rory. They all grab weapons and slide into the ring and go on the attack. Taken by surprise, the OOWF contingent is quickly in trouble as Royalty and Rory are having their way. From the crowd we see someone hop the guardrail carrying HDB…….it’s MOOSEHEAD JACK! Moose slides under the bottom rope and takes out Carter, Lexie and Rory with shots to the head. Darling turns around in time and bails out of the ring to the outside. Moose looks around the ring where Stan, Stank, Fire and LD lie, trying to recover. Moose grabs a mic>
You wanted me Darling? You fucking couldn’t leave well enough alone, could you? Every fucking week, it was another comment, every fucking week, you’d push a little more. I was content to let you play out your delusional fantasy. I didn’t need to be involved because I knew that the OOWF would send you pieces of shit packing to McMahonland in due time. I was content to sit back and defend the tag titles with Chloe. You had the fucking spotlight to yourself. You were big bad Alexander Fucking Darling, trying to destroy the OOWF. You were the fucking Brat Prince running with your WWE buddies, you had all you wanted………except one fucking thing Darling.
You know, to hear you talk Little Alex, you would think you are undefeated in the OOWF. And to your credit, you have had tremendous success in the OOWF…….but, for all your titles, for all your accolades, for all your accomplishments, there is one man you could never fucking beat Darling. You could never beat me. I fucking bled you dry in Blood Pond. I fucking RUINED you. And that eats at you, doesn’t it you little fuck. It KILLS you that someone you consider a garbage wrestler, a sadistic piece of shit………is your better. So all your talk, all your bragging, it is just that, all talk. You went to the WWE and beat a fucking roid rage muscle junkie sports entertainer. Good for you Alex. You took a step down. You walk around with that WWE title like it is supposed to impress us? Fuck you. You took Vince’s blood money, but do you honestly think YOU were his first choice? You think all of us haven’t had offers from Vince? The fact is boy, you were the only one willing to get on your knees and give Vince what he wanted.
You wanted me Darling? You fucking got me. But let’s make one thing perfectly clear……..I am not doing this for everyone in the back, they can all fight their own battles, and they are all FAR better than you think you are. I am sure as FUCK not doing this for those idiot fans out there, I don’t give the SLIGHTEST shit about them.
No, boy, I am doing this because I fucking HATE you. I hate every fucking thing you are. I hate the fact that you walk around here and THINK you are better than everyone else. I hate that smug fucking look on your face. And there is nothing, not my sister, not the OOWF board, NOTHING that is going to stop me from ending you, and every single no-talent hack you run with. It’s time to end this Darling, and the end will come with me standing over your fucking lifeless corpse.
Trust me.
<Moose slams the mic down and glares at Alex as we fade to black>
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