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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 16:38:20 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem Live! From Ngerulmud, Palau December 24, 2014 Christmas Chaos 21 Person Over the Top Rope Title Shot Battle Royal21 enter, the last five eliminated get title shots TONIGHT! (current champions obviously excluded) #17 Eliminated gets an Onslaught Championship title shot #18 & 19 eliminated get an OOWF World Tag Team title shot #20 eliminated gets an OOWF Intercontinental title shot Christmas Chaos 21 Person Over the Top Rope Title Shot Battle Royal winner gets an OOWF World Heavyweight title shot! OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchStan Fulton vs. Battle Royal Winner OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchFirewoman vs. #20 Elimination OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchSaints of Sinners vs. #18 & 19 Eliminations OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchTytan vs. #17 Elimination Card subject to, seriously, name ONE thing about Palau? |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 16:52:04 GMT -5
(Tytan is in the back hallway and gets stopped by a SFJ.) SFJ: Tytan you handed back you membership to an exclusive club. Care to explain? Tytan: Look I meant everything I said when I stepped in the ring and said my speech. I will take my place among those elite, but not the way I worked in the past. My body has been given a second chance. The chemicals that made me what I was....they are gone. I am clean and this body has gone through Hell to get there. So I am going to do it right. So that means you better be ready because I am going to make my way up the mountain one more time and do it the way a true warrior would. SFJ: That means the next stop on the climb is the IC title currently held by should I call her your "Frienemy" Firewoman. Tytan: (Batista laughs) When the time is right the two of us will lock up again, and I am looking forward to it. But right now I got the Onslaught title to defend. Spider...hell of a match tonight. But I am still here. I have not been pinned without the help of a weapon, and these shoulders aren't going to stay down. So you want another shot. I'll be waiting remember this is mine. (He shows the title and walks off.) FADE |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 16:52:58 GMT -5
Post show in Firewoman's suite. She and John Ross come out of the other room. Lucky has bags ready to go.
JRE: I'm just saying I wouldn't have re-signed them had you not asked.
FW: Whatever, it doesn't matter, let her think what she thinks.
JRE: *picking up a piece of paper* Looks like they are expecting you to be cleared to wrestle.
FW: Good. I'm fine now, I should have been--
L: Uh, Fire...you have a...Skype call.
FW: I do? Who is it?
L: Lemme look.....oh....great. Your ex.
JRE: Alex?
Fire and Lucky both glare at John Ross.
JRE: Oh, the other one.
Fire takes the tablet from Lucky and sits down on the couch. John Ross sits opposite her in a chair, and Lucky continues taking the bags out. Fire sweeps something and ...
Y2J: Ah, good...You're feeling better.
FW: What do you want.
Y2J: That was a HELL of a shot you took. How ya holdin' up?
FW: Get to the point, Irvine.
Y2J: Irvine? Ouch. Fine, if you want to play it like this. I want to call a meeting.
FW: What kind of meeting.
Y2J: Champions to champions. Your six and our six.
FW: What the hell would the purpose of that be?
Y2J: Look, this whole promotional war thing has gotten out of hand. I know you aren't going to believe this, but I'm not a fan of seeing you hurt. Or anyone, really. And, I've seen the financials. This isn't good for either of our bottom lines.
Fire glances over at John Ross, who nods in verification. Jericho notices she looked away from the screen.
Y2J: Ah, the other one is there.
FW: So why not just quit. Tell Eric to take his ball and stay home. Maybe help Vince start an extreme basketball league or something.
Y2J: I think you know that's not going to happen. So look...I have an idea, that we can put this all to an end, once and for all.
FW: Okay what.
Y2J: Yeah, you're going to have to show up and find out. Six OOWF champions, six WWE champions. Bring whomever your GM is that week, and Eric will be there to work out the business details.
FW: ....I will talk to them. No promises.
Y2J: Oh, and leave that oily cowboy at home.
FW: Fine. Where.
Y2J: I'll e-mail you.
FW: Okay, I'll let you know--
Y2J: Lookin' forward to it. Seriously....*his voice softens, and he sounds sincere, not cocky* I thought you were seriously hurt and....I just thought....not again....
FW: *softening also* Well...thank you. But I'm fine.
Y2J: Yeah, and.....look about ....HIM.
FW: John Ross?
Y2j: No.
FW: Please don't--
Y2J: I told you this would happen eventually...that he'd hur--
FW: Seriously? "I told you so?"
Y2J: No, not just that.....I was really hoping I wasn't right.
FW: ......
Y2J: ......
FW: I'll be in touch.
Fire closes the screen before Jericho can say anything else. John Ross moves to sit next to her.
FW: Well?
JRE: Could be a trap.
FW: Really? You watch too much TNT. Although maybe.
Firewoman thinks a moment.
JRE: I can almost hear the wheels turning.
FW: It could be an ambush....or someone's nervous....very nervous....
Fire slowly breaks into a smile............and jumps up as Lucky comes in.
L: What? Everything okay?
FW: Maybe...Lucky, make sure all the champs are sitting in the same place on the plane... we have some things to discuss....
Lucky follows Fire out the door, followed by John Ross.
FAAAAAAAAAAAAADE
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 16:53:28 GMT -5
Fade in to OOWF Medical. We see Matt walking around after getting checked for a concussion, passing by Stan Fulton getting his knee looked at. MF: Stan. SF: Matt. MF: How's the knee? SF: Darling's going to have to do a lot more than this to keep me down. How's your head? MF: Same. SF: Maybe we should do some cognitive tests, check your memory to make sure you don't have a concussion. (Smiles) Fill in the blank. Eli Manning has 2 career playoff wins at Lambeau Field, this is 1 more than..... MF: Go fuck yourself fat ass. Stan laughs. SF: I do have a joke I think you'll like. The Bears new backup quarterback is guaranteed 15 million next year no matter what. Matt smiles MF: On 3? 1...2.... MF/SF: FUCK THE BEARS! MF: That's one of the many things I love about football. No matter how much at odds two fans can be, there's always at least one team they can mutually hate. SF: Very true. MF: There are two things I want to talk to you seriously about. First, belated Happy Birthday. SF: Thank you. And belated Happy Anniversary. It was a nice party Mai threw for you. MF: Not quite as great a location as where my bachelor party was (Stan rolls his eyes), but yes it was very nice of Mai. Anyway, I didn't get you a present this year considering you probably threw last years present away as soon as the indictment came down. Stan nods his head sadly. SF: What was the second thing? MF: Darling still hasn't agreed to your terms and tore up his WWE contract. There's still a chance he can beat you and take the OOWF Championship back there and make it a laughingstock. You CANNOT let that happen. SF: I have no intention of letting that happen. MF: I mean it. When you face that asshole, this company NEEDS you to be the son of a bitch who once broke damn near half my ribs. To be the bastard who ended Outback Jack's career. I'm not asking you to give a shit about the fans, or even anyone else in the locker room, but this is more than a World Championship match. This is a fight for this for this very company's survival, and we need the Crusher, one of the most violent assholes in the history of this company to end this threat once and for all. Now tell me, are you up for it? SF: Damn right I am. Nice speech, Getting a jump on your 2015 face of the year campaign? MF (Rolling eyes): There's a reason we aren't friends. SF: Hey, I'd vote for you again. MF: Bite me. SF: One more thing. MF: yeah? SF: I know you won face of the year, but how'd you do in the Wrestler of the Year voting? MF: Fuck you Fat ass! Stan laughs and even Matt smiles as we......... FADE |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 16:53:58 GMT -5
SFJ #11 : We are here with OOWF high flyer Tommy Wilder, to get his thoughts on the upcoming Christmas Chaos match at Mayhem… SFJ #11: OK, so to begin…. Um… What ARE you doing? (Camera pans back, SFJ is standing on a maintenance platform of a 750 foot radio tower overlooking a sea side cliff, hanging on for dear life. Tommy is hanging upside down from a rail of the tower itself.) TW: Hanging out? SFJ 11: Really? TW: (Upside-down face palm) No… I'm meditating. Thinking. Getting my mind right. Lots going on right now…. SFJ 11: Like? TW: You REALLY haven't been paying attention. Do you even watch the show? Look – First you got Fire hangin' with the Saints. I don't blame her – I may not get along with Moosie, and think someone needs to find Crazypants a nice Christmas sweater with arms that tie in the back, but sometimes you just gotta go see Familia. S'cool. Never had a beef with Fire, don't see any need for that to change. Then you got the tag team titles. Let's face it – that division is getting' hot. So many teams trying to get to Team Psycho – Strength is Silence, the Murphys, BFE, even Eco and Evans. Even though 'Randa and I have been a team less than a year, I kinda think we're the team to beat. We just gotta keep upping our game to prove it. And then there's Danny. Dude has got a lot goin' on, with Eco playing with his head. He looks like he's got it handled – but Hey, Bro – you need help you let me know, 'Kay? AND then there is my partner, the OOWF DDT Ironman Heavy Metal Champion. She has a seat at the table for the upcomin' fight. SFJ 11: Do you think she should hand the title over to a more experienced wrestler? Someone who could better stand up to the WWE contingent? TW: (Stares at the SFJ) Wow. You really, REALLY better hope 'Randa doesn't see this… Seriously. Geeeze. Don't they give you people a survival manual or somethin'? To answer you "question" – I'm PROUD of my partner! She stepped up and made it happen. Anyone going after her… or saying something to piss her off (looks at SFJ)… is gonna have a real fight. And I got her back. She's the best partner I've had since JW. We're gonna make history. AND then we got Mayhem… SFJ 11: Are you planning on winning Christmas Chaos? TW: (Looks at SFJ, Blinks) Wow. Just - wow. Next question? SFJ: So… TW: Look. It's simple. I think I got a shot at any championship anywhere, anytime, when I step into that ring. I PLAN on getting that match with Stan Fulton – 'cause that is the ONLY title I have never held in the OOWF. So I have a 3 part plan. 1) Win the Christmas Chaos, get that shot, and win it if I can. 2a) Get the number 2 – 5 spot if part 1 doesn't fly. 2b) Make DAMN sure that no member of the Royalty gets that shot, if I get any say in it. Now, why don't you head on back down. I need to get to my quiet place to think… (With that, Wilder lets go of the platform, spins into a skydive position, and pops his drag chute – and disappears around the cliffs…) FADE |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 16:54:41 GMT -5
FW - How's your head? *Stank sits quietly with his eyes shut holding an ice pack to the back of his neck.*Stank - Better than my neck. FW - Yeah. Been there. Stank - This is the second match in a row where I was left lying at the end. There will not be a third. FW - You'll remember not too long ago Albright smacked me on the back of my head with a chair and left me lying in a pool of my own blood. Stank - Wasn't a pool. FW - I don't know. I wasn't conscious. Anyway... you know what my hus- ... what Ale-... what the WWE Champion did? Stank - I saw the footage. He rolled you over and gave you a kiss while he pinned your shoulders to the mat. FW - How do you suppose that makes me feel? Stank - Knowing you... turned on? FW - Any other circumstance, maybe... but no... not this time. Stank - Well I hope it pissed you off like it did me? FW - *Grinning* Were you jealous? Stank - WHAT! Hell no! FW - Stank - Not that you- I mean I... what the fuck? I'm not playing this game with you, woman. FW - To answer your question, Yes. It pissed me off, but I'm over it. I'm done dwelling on it. Stank - No. You should dwell on it. Think about that moment every time you see- FW - *interrupting* That doesn't work for me anymore. People tend to burn when I go to that place. Stank - We've all got issues. FW - Not like me. Stank - Granted, but- ... ... .. FW - Stank - FW - ...but? Stank - Huh? FW - Are you okay? Stank - Where the fuck am I? FW - The hospital? Lucas? Stank - I... must have gotten hit in the head harder than I thought. FW - We're just getting ready to check you out of here. Stank - I'm not going anywhere with you. FW - Wha... Why? Stank - Cause I'm mad at you. FW - What? When did this happen? What'd I do? Stank - You spend weeks after it is thrust upon you, questioning your ability to lead. You ask LD and I for help, but you don't utilize us. Instead you call on all the champions and leave LD and I flapping in the wind. FW - ... ... I had no idea you felt that way. Stank - What way? FW - Like I abandoned you. Stank - What makes you think that? FW - ... ... YOU JUST SAID I left you and LD "flapping in the wind" Stank - I did? FW - Yes! Stank - Out loud? FW - YES!! Stank - Gotdammit, I'm sorry. Must be the concussion. FW - You THINK I ABANDONED you?!? Stank - No! No... ... .. no. FW - Youuuu! Think! I! Abandoned! YOU???Stank - No! FW - Stank - Yes. BUT ONLY a little bit. FW - A little bit. Stank - That's right. FW - Stank - FW - You say you don't want to be left lying for the third time in a row? Pray you don't get eliminated at number twenty. *Firewoman stands up. Stank looks remorseful.*Stank - Wait. Don't- FW - No. Now I *points to self* am mad at you! *points to Stank*
*Firewoman turns and walks out of the room. Stank shouts after her.*
Stank - I love you tooooo! Crazy bi-
FW - Huh? Stank - Nothing! [Fade] |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 16:55:32 GMT -5
Ecosystem is in an airport terminal in Palau, picking up his luggage, when he sees Mai Muyo . . . and their MOM, RIKI MUYO.Eco: Oh no, oh shit, kuso kuso kuso. Hearing the cursing, they turn to face him. Assume the following conversation alternates between Japanese and English, with relevant subtitles.Eco: Hey . . . mom, hahaoya . . . I'm, I'm sure you're not happy with me these days, and I was thinking, maybe you and Mai could just have Christmas together and that would be bet-- Short little Riki runs up and hugs Eco. Tight.Eco: Gak. Riki: Junichiro Muyo. You are my son, and I love you. I have told you many times that I know I do not understand your life, and so I will not judge it. I am only worried about one thing. Eco: Which is? Riki: Your health, Junichiro. You know that. (Riki taps her head.) And up here too. Now, Megumi has something to say to you. Eco: Mai? Mai: (sighs) Mom told me that I've been asking the wrong thing of you. Do not ask the tree to produce fruit when it is dying of drought. I should not ask you to lay off Danny, I should ask you to become the kind of man who would. Eco: I don't see the distinction here. Riki holds up two small bottles of pills, one labeled lithium carbonate, the other labeled clonazepam.
Riki: I took these out of your luggage. Eco: MOM! Riki: You've barely taken a third of the prescribed medicine, and none of the supplementary drugs for manic episodes. Eco: I take what I need. Riki: Do you? Don't lie to me. Mai: (softly) Junichiro, I will help you with the company stuff. Everything that is not wrong to do. But you have to do this for us. Eco: . . . okay. Eco take the medicine, and actually pops one of the lithium tablets and swallows. Riki: Wonderful. Now let's go to Little Italy as a family. Mai: There's a Little Italy in Palau? Riki: Near Koror, yes. It's on my travel list. And if I'm going to travel all this way to see you two, I'd better be able to try the local specialties while I'm here! Eco: Uh, mom - Mai: (elbowing him) Just go with it. FADE |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 16:58:23 GMT -5
<Moose and Fire are in a seedy, disgusting bar shooting pool and drinking whiskey> MHJ: Ok, so what the fuck? Why so mopey? FW: I'm not MHJ: Bullshit FW: Because this whole "leading" thing isn't for me, Jackie. I suck at it. <Moose lines up a shot and nails it> MHJ: That's because you're not leading FW: Oh really? MHJ: Really FW: And what the hell do YOU know about leading? <Moose stops and looks at Fire and chalks his cue> MHJ: Who is the leader of the Saints? FW: You are MHJ: No, the Saints have no leader. But I am SEEN as the leader FW: That doesn't explain a thing MHJ: I am SEEN as the leader because I put the other Saints in the best position I can for success. I knew Stan has what it takes to be the world champ. I knew Chloe wasn't quite ready to go solo, so we became a team. I know LD and Stank are perfect for the onslaught and intercontinental titles, not because they CAN'T win the world, or tag, but because the onslaught sharpens both of them, makes them remember that they are fucking amazing wrestlers, not just brawlers. And the intercontinental title is the first step to another world title. You put people where they will be the best they can be FW: So, what are you saying? MHJ: I am saying.....<sinks another shot> Stank is right. You marginalized both of them FW: I DID NOT! I called the meeting for the people that had belts. It wasn't intended to be a slight against them MHJ: But what have you asked them to do for the OOWF other than the vague "stop the WWE" FW:...... MHJ: Exactly. You have the two best wrestlers in OOWF history at your disposal. You have one guy who fucking HATES Alex, and another one that will not be joining Alex's fan club anytime soon. And instead of telling them to destroy Alex and Royalty at all costs, you sat back and didn't lead FW: I'm not sure if........ <Moose throws his cue on the table and looks at Fire and shakes his head> MHJ: Ok, first things first. Are you serious about this? Do you want us to stop Alex or not? FW: WHAT? OF COURSE! I WANT THE WWE GONE AS BAD AS.... MHJ: That's not what I asked you FW: I......it's not that simple MHJ: Oh for fuck's sake! You are still fawning over that idiot aren't you? FW: That "idiot" is my husband MHJ: Don't remind me FW: And beside, the plan..... MHJ: Is fucked. Darling doesn't give a shit about anyone other than himself. Never has, never will. FW: Really? This again? MHJ: Yes, this again. It was bad enough when that douchebag was running around in the OOWF being a second-rate hack. But now he has Vince backing him and his ego is out of control, just like old days. You have a decision to make Lisa, and you have to make it right fucking now FW: <bristling> Don't fucking tell me what to do Jackie MHJ: <getting angry> GODDAMNIT you either fucking LEAD or step the fuck aside and let someone else lead. If your heart is not in it, then you are just as bad as HIM. Give me ONE fucking good reason why you haven't set that cocksucker on fire at this point? If ANYONE else had done what he has done to you, their remains would be found in a dumpster halfway across the world. But for SOME fucking reason, Alex is still waling around thinking he is king shit. I am going to ask you this again. Are you with US, or are you still wishing for HIM <Fire hauls off and punches Moose in the mouth. Moose wipes a trickle of blood from his lip and looks at Fire and smirks> MHJ: Not exactly an answer, now is it? FW: Don't you fucking DARE question me. I am the one who rallied the troops against the WWE, but when they sent me to the hospital, who fucking had my back? Who jumped the WWE? Who jumped Alex? NO ONE! I can't, and I WON'T fight this fucking battle alone! If you are not WITH me, then you are with THEM! MHJ: Good. Get pissed FW: Fuck you Jackie MHJ: Fuck ME? Seriously? I tried to stay the fuck out of it, because YOU know goddamn well if Alex and I go to war, it is blood and broken fucking bones. I tried to stay back and let you handle it, I tries to sit back and let YOU be the leader and rally the troops, but Alex just fucking kept on calling me out. I can only take so much, fuck the plan and fuck him. When I get a chance, I am going to break his fucking neck, and if YOU or anyone else doesn't like that? Too fucking bad <Fire sinks the eight ball winning the game, then slumps on the stool and drinks some whiskey> FW: Fine. What next? What am I missing in all this? MHJ: <racking the balls, then taking the shot> Alex is not working alone FW: I know, he has Eric..... MHJ: No. Something else. No compete clauses are pretty much standard in an OOWF contract, and yet, Alex is competing in the OOWF and WWE. Now, how is that possible? FW: I dunno, I don't recall looking at his contract, maybe he negotiated a no-compete clause? MHJ: Maybe in the OOWF, but there is no way in hell Vince is going to let his roster compete other places, unless it benefits him FW: Well, Vince thinks he is going to win and make the OOWF a training territory MHJ: He thinks that, but Vince is not going to play hunches. The only way he would agree to that is if the odds were clearly in his favor, and he is not going to pin those hopes on Alexander fucking Darling FW: Wait, what are you saying? MHJ: The only way Vince is going to let Alex and the rest of his boys come in here, the only way he is going to let the WWE title appear on OOWF tv is if Vince has guarantees, and there is only one person who can give those kind of guarantees FW: Wait, you're not saying..... MHJ: <sinking a shot> Eco. FW: Eco wouldn't..... MHJ: Really? Once again, should the WWE swallow up the OOWF, who stands to benefit the most? Alex? No. Alex gets his contract, which, while I am sure it is nice, is nowhere NEAR what Eco would get for selling the company to Vince. Eco is a businessman, he is not going to let Vince come in and do a hostile take over where he gets nothing. Eco would only allow this if his cut of the pie was substantial <Fire processes this and sits down on the stool again> FW: No, this is his legacy MHJ: Eco starts a war with Danny right about the same time the whole WWE stuff happens. It's a distraction. If he can say he is focused on turning Danny, no one will think he has another iron in the fire. Eco is not a stupid man. If he wanted Danny gone, he could have done it by now. He is not going to break him, but he could certainly have hurt him, he has the resources. Eco claims all his time is consumed with flipping Danny, but really, he is sitting back waiting. Those WWE guys never seem to have a hard time getting in here, do they? Eco knows what is going on, and either you believe that the man who once brought in armed guards to the OOWF is suddenly completely inept, or he is somehow involved in the whole thing FW: Fuck. What the hell do we do now? MHJ: I heard you talking to that Jim Ross idiot...... FW: JOHN Ross, and he is hardly an idiot MHJ: Anyway, I heard you talking to him about a champions vs. champions thing, go forward with that. The only way we are going to settle this is in the ring. IF we can get the WWE to agree to that, then it has to be settled in the ring, and Eco knows damn well the WWE clowns can't touch us in the ring, and if he tries to stack the deck against us, or allows Vine to stack the deck against us, then he tips his hand, and Eco is not that stupid. Leave him out of it, use Jericho if you have to FW: This is just too much, I can't do this <Now it is Moose's turn to punch Fire in the mouth. Fire snaps back with rage burning in her eyes> MHJ: Mad? Good. Now let's figure out the best plan of attack. Our champs are light years better than theirs, AND we have LD, Stank and the rest. We are wasting potential here. The WWE needs to bleed, and they need to bleed soon. I don't care if we have to drop Wilder out of a helicopter on top of WWE Headquarters, we need to make a statement. And that statement needs to start with you fucking eviscerating Alexander Darling <Fire just stares blankly at Moose and we fade> |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 16:58:55 GMT -5
FADE in backstage at the local house show. Sitting wrapping his hands is the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, The Crusher Stan Fulton. He doesn’t look up from what he’s doing, but he does speak as if he knows a camera is on him.“I’ve been quiet these past few months. Part of it not my doing, but there is a part of it... “Well, let’s just say I can see my final curtain and it’s not that far away. I’m going to fight for this belt for as long as I can. But it’s no longer easy like I thought it would be. “All this takeover bullshit? I’ve been through it before in other organizations. It distracts everyone involved from what they’re supposed to be doing. Going out and making each and every show the best it can be, better than the last. “But now the OOWF is concentrating on sports entertainers from the Northeast. Now our shows suffer. Our booking suffers. Our ring crews suffer. “The wrestlers suffer...” Fulton picks up his World Championship belt and lays it across his knees.“A few months ago, this was all I ever wanted. Then the doctors... well... I guess that doesn’t matter.” Fulton seems to shake himself out of his lethargy and looks up into the camera.“On to business. This Wednesday night, who wins the rumble match and then has to face me for this? I know you’re going to be tired from your long match. And I won’t. So it’s probably a fair-gone conclusion that you’re odds of beating me are pretty slim. But they’re not zero. See, I don’t know who to prepare for. Not as slim odds anymore are they? “Anyone that can survive the whole of the OOWF and come out on top deserves the respect they’ve earned. So I’ll be ready for you as best I can, whoever you are.” Fulton’s eyes darken.“And there's you, Mr. Alexander Darling. The man who threw everything he had to the wayside for a chance at some of the sports entertainment money. You don’t realize it now, but you will in time. You’ve lost it all. Your OOWF career has been tarnished. Your probable first ballot into the OOWF Hall of Fame is gone. Your wife wants the whole of the OOWF to rip your head off and shit down your neck. Heck, your wife... YOUR WIFE... is my partner in all this. The woman you promised to love, honor and cherish, and she you, is partnering with me to take you out. “So you keep calling me out. You keep thinking that you’re going to unify the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship and that replica toy you wear around your waist. And all that will make that empty spot in your soul... the one that used to have pride and accomplishments and friendships and love... make that hole not seem so big. “But to do that, you have to go through the OOWF Roster, then you have to face the Saints of Sinners. Then... after all that... you have to face... me. I meant what I said, Al. Take this off me and I’ll leave. I’ll even waive the stipulation that you give up your WWE contract. I’m that confident that you don’t measure up to me anymore. Oh, back in your prime, you’d be a favorite to defeat me. You were that good. But you’re not in your prime anymore, are you? You’ve had years and years of cage matches, weapons, falls, broken bones, concussions, street fights... Blood Pond. “There has to be a toll, Allie. There has to be a reckoning. The piper must be paid. Can you hear that? Can you hear the pipes getting louder? Can you almost feel the music in your gut? I know you can, Alex. I know it for a fact... because I can hear him too. For I have been through wars and battles and cage matches and blood and bones. We’re all being called home, Alex. And before I go, I’m going to make sure that you and yours go first.” Fulton stands and puts the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship belt over his shoulder.“It’s been a fun ride. But the boatman is coming. Enjoy the pain.” FADE |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 16:59:25 GMT -5
Ecosystem is sitting with Mai and his mom Riki at Little Italy. Mai gets up and goes to the bathroom.
Riki: It's still weird having her wrestling with you. Eco: (grabbing a piece of garlic bread) Think about how I feel. Riki: She’s so young. She could do it for a long time if she stays healthy, right? Eco: It takes a toll on you quickly. I don’t know how much longer I’ll be wrestling. Riki: You’re 34. There are men in your company over 40, right? Eco: Yeah, but when you’re a tub of lard like Stank, your ribs don’t take as much of a beating. Eco and Riki take a couple more bites of food.
Eco: Mom, do you still have cable? Riki: Yes, but I hate it. The cost is crazy, and it’s not even everything I’d want to watch. Your sister taught me how to use a VGN, or what do you call it? For Netflix. Eco: VPN. Virtual Private Network. Riki: Right, so I use that for Netflix, but you know, so much of the content is American. Eco: So I’ve been thinking about this a lot. New Japan Pro Wrestling just created an online streaming video channel, after WWE did. I think there’s a lot of room in the Japanese market for video services that really serve the Japanese audience primarily, and I think someone could get out ahead of Netflix. Riki: Well, go for it, Junichiro. It’s just that I don’t think you could do that with your day job. Eco: No, no, of course not. But you know, it’s a backup plan . . . if something should go south. Riki: It sounds like it would take a lot of money to start up too. Eco: That wouldn’t be a problem. FADE |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 16:59:53 GMT -5
*The Murphys are Skyping with Outback Jack* OBJ: Take it from someone who was around from the beginning of the OOWF. Eco's a very difficult guy to figure out, but if anybody can do it, it's Moosehead Jack. DK: So what should we do? OBJ: Watch your backs. There are a lot of players in this particular game, and I'm expecting more swerves to come. Everybody's cards aren't on the table yet. Wally agrees. He's going to see what else he can find out, but that may take a while. Dee: So meanwhile what about the battle royal? OBJ: Battle royals are useful in a couple of ways. Winning a title shot is always nice, and you can't win a title without getting championship matches. Remember, though, that the odds of winning the battle royal are long, and this set-up greatly favors the defending champions in the following matches. So that brings me to the other useful part of a battle royal. DK: What's that? OBJ: Let's you've got some unfinished business with somebody... Dee: Like Strength in Silence? OBJ: Or whoever. There's a fair bit of chaos in these matches. Jack of the Hinterlands found them very...useful. *Drinks Fosters and belches* Do I need to translate that? *Murphy's Law shake their heads* |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 17:01:30 GMT -5
Mai Muyo is being interviewed by a male Local Palau Journalist #5LPJ5: I'm here with Mai Muyo, wrestler for the Online Onslaught Wrestling Federation, which performs on Christmas Eve in Ngerulmud. Ms. Muyo, how are you enjoying your trip to Palau so far? Mai: It's been absolutely wonderful. My mom came in to visit two nights ago, and I haven't been able to see her in ages, and now we get to enjoy this trip together. You know, no one likes working on Christmas, but I could do a lot worse than spending time on an island paradise with my family. LPJ5: Now, you'll be in the "Christmas Chaos Battle Royal," which, I don't know what it is, but it sounds both festive and terrifying - Mai: Probably just terrifying. (laughs) LPJ5: But I'm told you'll be fighting men in it! And in fact, that you fight men almost every show? What's that like? Mai: Oh my, well yes, we do all wrestle one another. It's much like how the American military recruits some women from this nation - if you're strong enough to do the job, other stereotypes don't matter too much. Now, the men of the OOWF happen to be pretty tall, because people tend to overcompensate when designing their fictional alter egos - Kayfabe glares off-screen.
LPJ5: What? Mai: Never mind. *ahem* The men of the OOWF are pretty tall, but over in the WWE, Daniel Bryan, Adrian Neville, Tyson Kidd, they're all about my size. Chloe, Dee Murphy and Power are even a bit taller than me. Firewoman is the most impressive out of all of us - she's the smallest in the group, and the only World Champion among us. LPJ5: Fair enough. Well, let's talk more about the match. If you win the whole thing, you get a World Championship match. What do you think your odds are? Mai: That depends. LPJ5: Depends on what? Mai: The winner gets a World Championship match, yes, but the second to last eliminated gets an Intercontinental Championship match. And even if the World Champion is Champion of the World . . . that Intercontinental Championship means the world to me. So my odds really depend on whether I decide to throw myself over the top if I make the final two. LPJ5: Well, I didn't follow all that, but it sounds like there's a lot at stake tomorrow night! The OOWF at the Ngerulmud Arena, Wednesday night at 8 PM. Best of luck to you, Mai. Mai: Thank you. Mai walks off the set when we cut the camera, to where Eco and RIki are waiting.
RIki: Oh, sweetie, you look so good on TV! I just wish that interviewer knew more about what you do! Mai: Well mom, most of their audience probably doesn't know either. Eco: Exactly. So you have to take the time to explain. I think you sort of rushed it on the last answer. The "Intercontinental Championship" means nothing to them. Mai: We got a red light to hurry up. Besides (Mai whips out her phone) I have to make a call for you. Eco: For what? Mai: I told you I'd handle the WWE stuff. Don't worry about it. Eco: (smiling) All right, I won't. Mai walks off with the phone.
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 17:02:53 GMT -5
(After the Muyos leave the interview area Power and Tuska enter with one of the regular SFJ's.)SFJ: Strength in Silence, you racked up a win over the Murphys, though in controversial fashion. Power: Long before our time there was a baseball manager named Leo Durocher. He made it plain. “Win any way as long as you can get away with it. Nice guys finish last.” It was a rule that my father lived by. SFJ: Wait, your father was known.... Power: My father had the perfect public image, but he never did anything that didn't benefit him first. Do you think it was just for the benefit of the people that they had that match? Do you think if it was just for the people that he would have put his own life and the life of someone he loved in harms way? He was never that way to me, but a number of his business acquaintances have told me just how vicious and cutthroat he could be. When Beth died, they say he changed some, but always went for the jugular. We went through of ten years of having nothing, and when Dad finally struck it rich, it was amazing. But for mom, it was too late. Her health was on the downturn, and it was just a matter of time. SFJ: What does this have to do with... Power: Hang on, sweet cheeks. What I'm saying is Shane and I have tried to be nice guys for far too long. Now, from here on out, we're not going to let a shortcut go unused, not a trick unpulled, not a trap unsprung. SFJ: What you did with the Murphys... Power: They would have done the same thing if they'd thought of it first. No more finishing last. SFJ: 21 person battle royal with the last five finishers getting title shots. Power: We may not get a tag team title shot this week, but a singles title shot would be amazing. In fact, (Smiling) an Intercontinental Championship shot would just butter my popcorn. And if Shane were to get a shot at the Onslaught, well, that would be perfect. SFJ: Tuska, you're not saying much. Power: Laryngitis. Tuska: Shhhh.... (Power and Tuska leave the SFJ behind as the cameras fade.) |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 17:03:43 GMT -5
Tytan stands in front of the OOWF banner. Tytan: (He begins to pace.) It seems the world is forgetting about Tytan. Firewoman I was one of the first to stand by your side and help you in this war with the WWE. I never liked you but I respected your cause and it was something I was willing to stand behind. It is something I am still willing to stand behind. But let's go on to the hot topic at hand. Eco. Once again he has managed to make it all about him. If it is true and you are the one behind this war. You will leave me no choice. I will find the closest shovel I can get and bury you once again. But this time I will finish the job and make sure you don't come back. So, let's put it this way. Eco prove Moose wrong, I want you too. It would make things even more interesting around here. Now finally Christmas Chaos... I'm not the far away. Whoever it is that will get a shot at my title. You won't find the title in your stocking this year. The only thing you will find is a bunch of empty dreams. (FADE) |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 17:04:32 GMT -5
Tytan turns the corner and comes face to face with Ecosystem.
Eco: Bury me again, eh? Tytan: If it comes to that, I will. Eco: You know, Tytan, I could say that I'm insulted. Insulted that you think I would ever sell out my baby, my life's work. But I also understand that a man of foolish pride - like a man who turns down a Grand Slam Trophy - has trouble understanding someone who is both prideful and pragmatic. Tytan: Pragmatic. (Tytan scoffs.) That's what you call it. Eco: You could call it deceptive, if you like. Tytan: And I would. Eco: The point is, Tytan, you have to decide: who do you trust? Me, or Moosehead Jack? It's a tough one - even you would have to admit that I have stuck by you more than I have denied you, but it's also true that Jack prefers to stab people in the front rather than the back. Tytan: And you're more about coming from the back. Eco: . . . Was that a joke? Tytan: What do you . . . oh, I see. (Tytan snickers) Because you're - Eco: Moving on . . . the point is, when you ask yourself who you trust, you have to ask yourself two questions. Number one, who do you trust to be telling you the truth right now? And number two, who do you trust to have Tytan's best interests at heart? Have you noticed that under Ecosystem's new regime, the singles champions in this company are . . . Stan Fulton, Firewoman, and Tytan? Bizarre coincidence. Tytan: (raises championship) First, I earned this. Second, I don't need your help. My concern is with honor. I showed you that when I turned down that trophy. Eco: Oh, I know you are a man of honor. And if an honorable person tells you to follow him instead of me, by all means, scurry off. But there is nothing honorable in allowing yourself to be distracted by the paranoid rantings of a sadist, honest though he may be. We are all on the same side of this war, Tytan. And I mean to see that you come out on top. Eco exits.
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 17:05:03 GMT -5
~~~ Live! via satellite from San Antonio, Texas ~~~ Zane, Bridgette & Chad are sitting at a table set up for some sort of press conference. All 3 have microphones in front of them and there are a good number of reporter-types in the crowd. Zane raises his hand and the murmur in the crowd subsides. Bridgette: Thank you all for coming today. As most of you know, Zane, Chad & myself have been out of the wrestling business for several months now. There were a number of reasons that this occurred, none of which we will discuss today. ~~~ a few whispers around the room can be heard ~~~ Bridgette: We do want to announce a new, exciting chapter in our careers. Zane: Yes. We recently purchased the assets of a defunct wrestling promotion here in Texas and are re-opening it as Lone Star Championship Wrestling. Like many smaller, independent promotions, it will be a combination wrestling promotion & training facility as well. We have acquired a parcel of land and construction has already begun on a state-of-the-art training center & auditorium that will host the events. Chad: Naturally, Zane and I will be doing the vast majority of the training ourselves. We have reached out to several recently retired wrestlers to make periodic guest instructor appearances as well, so that each student that enrolls has the best chance at making it in this business. Zane: We are committed to making the promotion itself a viable, stand-alone entity from the school. We have an agreement with KLRN, PBS Channel 9 to broadcast shows on a regular schedule once we are ready to put on events. We look forward to putting on top flight wrestling shows that will make people proud to be fans of. Bridgette: Your press packets have all the details & contact information. We will take a few questions if you like Reporter 1: Marty O'Neill, OOWF Newsbreak here. So is this in essence, a retirement from the OOWF? Chad: We've been on a hiatus for a while now. The OOWF is our wrestling home. We will be returning when the time is right. That time just is not right now. Reporter 2: Jeff Brewster, WrestleWatch.com, So have you discussed a return with Nate Corbitt, John Ross Ewing, and the other higher-ups in the company? Chad: A specific return? No. We have a contract in place. The OOWF has graciously allowed us to press the pause button on that contract until we decide to return. When, not if, we return as full-time wrestlers, it will be in the OOWF. Reporter 3: Edwin Richter, Sports Entertainment Weekly, With that said, will you be performing at Lone Star Championship Wrestling shows? Zane: We may make appearances here and there, especially to help draw eyes to the promotion. But no, we will not be regular members of the roster. We want the focus to be on the new, up and coming talent that is in this area, and of course, to be a launching pad for the students of the wrestling clinic for their careers. Brewster: You mentioned some former wrestlers you have been in contact with. Care to name a few? Zane: Well... Chad: Of course. This IS San Antonio. Shawn Michaels and Tully Blanchard both will be guest teaching with us as their schedules allow. Shawn Hernandez will be stopping in, along with Brooke Tessmacher. We have also reached out to Kevin Von Erich as well to be a part of the team. He no longer lives in Texas, but has enough business interests here to make appearances as well. We have also spoken with representatives from Booker T's Houston school about some future cross-promotion down the line as well Richter: Impressive. You say when, not if you return to the OOWF. When that happens, who runs the school Zane: We aren't doing this by the seat of our pants. We have put quite a bit of time and effort into getting this going. We will not abandon this venture. IF the staffing is not in place and to our level of expectations, our personal careers will be put on hold as needed. Bridgette: Thank you all for your time. We have some kids to give gifts to at Methodist Children's Hospital. You are all welcome to join us... ~~~ We hear chairs scuffing the floor and we fade to black ~~~ |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 17:05:29 GMT -5
**L.D. Williams is with SFJ#47.** SFJ#47: “L.D., this week you take part in the Christmas Chaos Battle Royale. Of the five title shot positions available, four would pit you against your fellow Saints.Will that impact your strategy?” LDW: “Not in the least. The Saints have never been hesitant to fight each other. If I get a chance to earn a title shot, I’ll take it - and I ‘ll do everything in my power to win.” SFJ#47: “Royalty will also be in that match. Will you put keeping them from winning ahead of winning yourself?” LDW: “If I get a chance to cripple a member of Royalty I will, but whether or not they manage to win title shots really isn’t my concern.” SFJ#47: “But Firewoman’s plan - “ LDW: “Doesn’t involve me, clearly. It seems that neither side of this war considers L.D. Williams relevant. In fact, that’s been a running theme around here lately, Seems to me it’s time people remembered who they’re dealing with. The OOWF is mine, and I’ll defend it to the death - against Royalty, against WWE, and against anyone who gets in my way. Welcome to the new world...mine. |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 17:05:56 GMT -5
Tytan is seen walking and gets stopped by an SFJ. SFJ: Tytan have anything to say about the comments Eco made and address the OOWF universe? Tytan: Well well well. Eco wants to start playing the mind games. Who do I trust? I'll tell you who I trust. I trust no one. Firewoman, Moose and especially Eco. Firewoman, I was one of the first to stand by you. We actually made a hell of a tag-team but the minute you go back to your brother and the Saints then you seem to forget about the others that were willing to help you. Moose, hell I never trusted you since day one. But at least when you stabbed someone you showed your face. Eco, well that's a whole different story. I agree for the most part you have been good to me. You have, but to trust someone that for him its all what's best for Eco. Hell no! I know what you are capable of. So when it comes down to hit. Who do I trust? This is the OOWF. We don't have friends, we have factions. And in the blink of an eye we can turn on them. When you are part of the OOWF roster you come to fight. This time around I am ready for that. I learned a lot since the last time I ran through here. Which brings me to you LD Williams. You think the OOWF has forgotten about you. Forget about it. I still haven't forgotten and you and I still have some unfinished business. And sooner or later I will face you in the ring. (Tytan turns and walks away.) FADE |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 17:06:41 GMT -5
(Tuesday Night Throwdown progresses on OOWF-TV with Vlad and Radu Dracul defending the PHWF Tag Team Championships against Murder Inc. The match has been bloody and violent even by OOWF standards but the Draculs finally start to make progress and plant Johnny Icepick with a Spike Piledriver! Johnny is out! They pick up Johnny and throw him into Joey Kielbasa who is not in much better shape. Both Vlad and Radu take turns keeping the referee distracted while they abuse Kielbasa with chain shots and biting his forehead. The Draculs finally get Kielbasa up for a Spike Piledriver and try to end the match but out from the back comes “Cheesesteak” Tony DaVida who runs into the ring for the DQ. DaVida's attempt at a save is short lived as here comes Tavian Dracul and the coach of the Black Hand, Chloe Neal. In short order DaVida has been busted open and destroyed by Tavian and Chloe. The medics come out to help Murder Inc to the back, while Tavian helps Vlad and Radu to the back. Chloe, meanwhile, has a microphone,)“Ladies and Gentlemen, the best damned talent in the PHWF, the Draculs!” (And the crowd boos.)“Seriously, the Black Hand owns this place just as much as the Saints own everyone in the OOWF. That includes the Murphys, Crash and Burn, those Texicans that are AWOL, my sister and her boytoy, our General Manager and his boytoy, and especially those low life (dick fingers) “Sports Entertainers”, Royalty.” (The crowd cheers.)“Yeah, fuck you all.” (Cheers turn to boos.)“Seriously, I can tell you all that your phony cheers don't mean a goddammed thing to me or to Jack. All we want to do is kick some ass...” (Another voice emerges from the speakers.)“Chloe, Chloe, Chloe..” (The voice turns out to be Christian Carter, walking up to the ring through the crowd, protected by security.)Carter: You know, once upon a time I thought you had potential. You had raw talent. You had...skills. I offered you opportunity. You could have left with me when I left the Saints. But you stayed behind with Jack. Chloe: Keep his name out of your filthy mouth, Carter. Carter: You know, you had a thing for me at one point in time. Too bad you stayed behind and became just a toy for Moose. Hell, at least admit you've got a crush on him. At least your sister is honest about her man. Chloe: Carter, shut your mouth! Carter: (Climbing into the ring) You're not in a position to tell me to do anything. Your precious Saints are going to let you down again, And there's not a thing you can do about it. (Chloe charges Carter and the brawl is on, but on the Jumbotron we see backstage the Black Hand being laid out by the Darlings, Rory Albright, and Carrie. Royalty turns away from the Black Hand and heads through the curtain and down the ramp. Chloe has Carter up for the Corkscrew when Alexis Darling chop blocks Chloe. It's a five on one beatdown by Royalty that culminates with Alexis getting Chloe up for the Bitch Killer, and Carter takes his shot with the Final Testimony. Alexander and Rory hold Chloe up while Alexis, Carter, and Carrie take turns punching and roughly kissing Chloe. Carter's security keeps most of the PHWF wrestlers at bay as the fans start chanting “Saints of Sinners” hoping for a rescue. Finally out of the back come Moosehead Jack and Stan Fulton, and Royalty drops Chloe in the ring and joins the Security to fend off the assault. Through the crowd comes Power! She makes her way into the ring and helps her sister up...and then Clotheslines her through the mat! Power muscles up a limp Chloe for the Powerdriver...but she shifts her weight and turns it into a Gordbuster, driving her head and neck into the mat! Power spits on her sister and rolls out of the ring, heading out the way she came in as Firewoman and Tytan and other reinforcements from the back finally force Royalty to flee through the crowd with their security in tow. Moose and Fulton call for trainers from the back to check out Chloe as the cameras fade...)(...and an enterprising SFJ gets Power as she heads back to her dressing room. Power has a demented grin on her face and a glint in her eyes.)SFJ: Power, are you now aligning yourself with Royalty? Power: Hardly, sweetcheeks. My target is my sister, and it always has been. Chloe, I've tried to do this the easy way. Now we do it my way. I want our tag team championships back. Let's see if you and your handler have the testicular or ovarian fortitude to make that happen. (Power starts to walk away, but then turns back and grabs the microphone.)Power: Oh, Moosie? I still want a piece of YOU. Anytime, anywhere. Bet on it. (Power throws the microphone at the SFJ and storms away as the camera fades.) |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 17:07:38 GMT -5
(Chloe Neal is walking from medical back to the Saints dressing room. Brave SFJ 13 approaches her.)SFJ 13: Chloe, how will yesterday's savage attack by Royalty affect you? Chloe: Savage? Stuff like that I don't call an attack. I call it Foreplay. SFJ 13: What impact will this have on the Tag Team title defense tonight? Chloe: I'd hate to be our opponents. Moose isn't happy. SFJ 13: What about your sister's attack? Chloe: Sis -- good to see you back. Now let's dance. And Moose wants a piece of you too. Sucks to be Power.... (Chloe heads into the Saints of Sinners locker room as the cameras fade) |
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Post by firewoman on Jul 25, 2017 17:08:45 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem Live From Ngerulmud, Palau December 24, 2014 CHRISTMAS CHAOS 21 PERSON OVER THE TOP ROPE BATTLE ROYALn the ring are Sixteen of the twenty one competitors in the battle royal, including Matt Folz, Rory Albright, Spider McNulty, Power, Tuska, Tommy Wilder, Miranda Williams, Ghosthead, DK and Daniella Murphy, Stank, LD Williams, Chris Evans, Awesome Bill from Dawsonville, Justin Sane, Danny Taylor, and Mai Muyo. Then we hear... And out come Royalty, Alexander Darling and his WWE World Heavyweight Championship belt, Alexis Darling, Rory Albright, and Christian Carter. They walk halfway down the ramp and Alexander apparently has a microphone. “Another god forsaken Bingo hall rat hole.” And the crowd boos. “This is just asinine. Why the fuck are we here when just two days ago we were in a sold out Target Center in Minneapolis. Now we're...here. Now someone thinks we're stupid enough to get into the ring for this dog and pony show battle royal. Make no mistake that Royalty is just that much better than all of you, but we're not stupid enough to try to go four on sixteen. It's not happening. Not at all.” The assembled in the ring begin taunting Royalty when... ...and out bounces Ecosystem, dressed in his usual suit and tie with wrestling boots. “I understand where you're coing from, Alexander, and I think you're right. Tonight, Royalty has the night off, and I think I'll take the night off as well and spend it with my mother. Have a good night...” When suddenly... ..and out pops John Ross Ewing... “Mister Darling, Miss Darling, Mister Albright, Mister Carter, I have just gotten off the phone with three other members of the Board of Directors, and with just one person opposing, it was decided you WILL compete tonight, or you will be suspended without pay and lose any OOWF title opportunities for the next 60 days.” Ecosystem: Now John Ross, it's not.... Alexander: You gonna make us, pretty boy? John Ross: I won't have to. We have security... Alexander: What kind of security could you line up here in Palau? And out in full riot gear comes Moosehead Jack, Chloe, Stan Fulton, and the Black Hand. Alexander smirks. Alexander: We're supposed to be afraid of this? We'll just head out through the crowd. John Ross: Now, I considered that and came up with a better idea. Mister Sane? Justin Sane climbs a turnbuckle...and shouts DDDOOOOUUUUGGGHHHAAWWWKKKK... The lights all go out. We hear the opening of Spike Jones “All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth”, a man in a red suit sliding down the chimney, Jingle Bells, screaming kids, and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir singing “All About That Bass”. The lights come back, and all four members of Royalty are face down in the ring, with seventeen OOWF wrestlers surrounding them. Ghosthead grabs Christian Carter by the ears, sprays the black mist in his face, then picks him up for a Horror Driver. Then Matt Folz jumps in and picks Carter up for a German Suplex. He grabs Carter and throws him over the ropes in the direction of the “security”, who hogtie Carter and load him onto a cart. Christian Carter has been eliminated.Dee Murphy picks up Alexis for a CHOMP! Mai Muyo claps her hands and asks Dee if she can have a shot. Dee nods, and Mai grabs Alexis by the hair...END IS HERE! Dee picks up Alexis and hurls her over the ropes where Security finishes the job, hogtying Alexis and unceremoniously dump her on the cart. Alexis Darling has been eliminated!Rory Albright barely has a chance to get up when Stank picks him up for a Stank-U! Chris Evans pushes Stank back and picks up Albright for the Way of the Future! Evans trash talks Albright and picks him up by the hair and throws him over the top rope. Security hogties Albright and throws him on the cart. Rory Albright has been eliminated!Alexander Darling was slow to recover and suddenly finds himself alone against seventeen people who want his neck. He tries to run out of the ring but Matt Folz grabs him first … Fisherman buster! Spider McNulty grabs Darling and hauls him up for a Vertical Suplex! Spider helps Darling to his feet...while Power hits a spear and Tuska hits the Silencer (They call that “Eternal Silence”), then gesture to the Murphys...Irish Car Bomb! Darling pulls himself to his knees...in time for Crash and Burn to hit Ka-POW! Awesome Bill climbs the turnbuckle...FREEBIRD! Justin climbs the turnbuckle and...hangs himself in the tree of woe! LD shrugs his shoulders...Canadian Destroyer! LD turns to Stank...and everyone clears him a path to hit Stankonia! Danny Taylor picks up Darling and...press slams him toward the security who hogties Alexander. Darling screams and carries on and Moose turns to Chloe who grabs a roll of duct tape and puts a piece over Darling's mouth. Moose finds the microphone Darling was using and picks it up. Moose: (In a fake southern accent) Yew have the right to remain silent, but apparently, not the ability. The security detail takes Royalty backstage as the assembled wrestlers in the ring applaud. There's a good deal of high fives and back slapping...and apparently Awesome Bill slaps Power a little lower than her back, and she takes offense to that and begins swinging away at her old friend and that starts a pier 16 brawl that gets the match going in earnest. John Ross yells at Ecosystem to “Get in there!” And he slowly peels off his suit and runs down the ramp to get into the ring. Unfortunately the General Manager doesn't last long as Stank and LD pile up on him and shoot him over the top rope and back to the floor... Ecosystem has been eliminated!Ecosystem is incensed and reaches into the ring to grab at LD Williams. Williams turns and smiles at Ecosystem, but DK and Daniella throw LD out just like that! LD Williams has been eliminated!As the brawling continues DK and Danielle high five and turn back to face Awesome Bill who double clotheslines the Murphys and DK is closer to the ropes than Dee and flies over the top rope and hits the floor. DK Murphy had been eliminated!Awesome Bill lets out a hoot and a hollar and turns to tell Justin what he did, only to see Justin still hanging in the corner. He goes to help Justin but Ghosthead picks up Bill and dumps him over the top rope. Awesome Bill has been eliminated!Ghosthead turns into Power and Tuska who go for Eternal Silence! But Ghosthead moves out of the way and Power and Tuska take each other out. Ghosthead picks up Tuska and hurls him out of the ring. Tuska has been eliminated.The sight of her partner on the floor angers Power who tears into Ghosthead and throws him into the ropes – Gorilla Slam to the floor! Ghosthead has been eliminated!Daniella Murphy and Danny Taylor join arms and charge at Power but she ducks and charges at Danny Taylor and hits the Spear! Daniella locks back up with Power and Chris Evans picks up Taylor and drops him with a Lethal Vortex! Evans picks up Taylor and drops him over the top rope. Danny Taylor has been eliminated!Evans turns all puffed up with his elimination and meets a double dropkick from Tommy and Miranda and they fly over the top rope. Chris Evans has been eliminated!As they pick themselves up Power turns and clotheslines both members of Crash and Burn over the top rope! Tommy Wilder and Miranda Williams have been eliminated! Power laughs and points at her friends being eliminated but fails to see Mail Muyo coming up behind her and dumping HER over the top rope. Power has been eliminated!Power is upset and yells at Mai, but Stank comes up behind and dumps HER over the top rope. Mai Muyo have been eliminated!Stank turns to see Dee Murphy charging at him and ducks down and pulls down the rope, and Dee goes flying over the top rope. Daniella Murphy has been eliminated seventeenth, and will face Tytan later for the Onslaught Championship!Stank turns to see Matt Folz and Spider McNulty slugging away at each other. Stank charges, thinking he can clothesline them both out of the ring, but Folz and McNulty see him coming and they pull down the top rope and give Stank the heave-ho! Stank has been eliminated eighteenth, and will challenge Moose and Chloe for the tag team championships Folz stands up and begins slugging away at Spider again. Spider fights back and backs Folz against the ropes. Spider takes three steps back and clotheslines Folz over the ropes, but loses his balance and follows Folz, hitting the floor just seconds after Folz. Matt Folz has been eliminated nineteenth and will team with Stank to take on Moose and Chloe for the Tag Team Championships, while Spider McNulty has been eliminated twentieth, and will face Firewoman for the Intercontinental Championship. The winner of the 21 person over the top rope battle royal who will challenge for the World Heavyweight Championship tonight....The cameras turn to Justin Sane, still hung in the tree of woe since the beginning of the battle royal! Justin Sane!Awesome Bill, Chuckles Norris, Ellie May, and Arctic McBearington run down the ramp to congratulate Justin. They get him unhooked from the corner and Bill stars shaking Justin's hand and Justin taps out. Bill hoists Justin on his shoulders and carried him to the back followed by the entourage.... <an OOWF Year in Review video package plays to give the first competitors a chance to cut their promos…..errrr…..catch their breath. As the intros are being done, we get the picture in picture promo> Dee – You know, it’s not often that I get a chance to compete for a singles title. Tytan, you may see me and think I am just a Murphy, just a tag wrestler, just the next step in your climb to the top of the mountain. You may think that, but I promise you, it would be a mistake. The Murphy’s are no one’s stepping stone!
Tytan – Ahhh the Celtic warrior has finally crossed my path. Dee, you and your brother are warriors, there is no doubt about it. You have the blood of the warriors running through your veins! But Dee…..tonight is not your night. Tonight is not the way of the warrior……….tonight, is the night of the Gods. I WILL climb that mountain, and I WILL join the immortals, and the journey starts TONIGHT![/b] TYTAN vs. DEE MURPHY – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchDee Murphy comes out first, a little worn from the Rumble (and still wishing she had gotten the World Championship slot) but she’s clearly trying to psych herself up, bounding off the ropes and building energy for Tytan. The Mythological Monster is out next, focused and growling as he storms the ring. He hands the championship off to the referee, and he and Dee share the slightest nod before they go right at it. Lockup and mat wrestling for a minute, until Dee knees Tytan right in the jaw to break up a side headlock, backing up and clotheslining the champion out of the ring. Tytan stumbles up as Dee bounds off the opposite ropes looking for a suicide dive, but Tytan catches her with an UPPERCUT FOREARM! Tytan actually stumbles back after the force he delivered, rubbing his jaw – Dee’s knee split his lip. Tytan pounds away on Dee on the outside before bringing her back in the ring – no countout-retaining for Tytan – but as he tries to continue the pounding inside, Dee locks Tytan into a cross armbreaker! Tytan tries to get to the ropes, but he can’t make it – finally he pulls Dee up with his other arm for a chokeslam attempt – but Daniella drops out the back, German Suplex to Tytan, good for two! Daniella Murphy begins to control the match with a series of suplexes, trying to move too fast for Tytan to get a chance to power away. As Daniella looks to pull Tytan up to another snap suplex, Ecosystem walks down the ramp – what’s he doing out here? Daniella pauses for a second, and Tytan takes the chance to reverse with a snap suplex of his own! Tytan mounts for a few shots, but Daniella rolls him over quickly, and they return to brawling as Ecosystem leans against the guardrail, smiling. Daniella tries to go for the chokeslam, but Tytan is a stretch too powerful as he pulls her in for the DECAPITATOR clothesline! Tytan pounds the ground and sets Daniella up – but Daniella ducks the punch, off the ropes, running knee to Tytan! But the champion rolls out of the ring, flopping in front of Eco’s feet. Eco claps for Tytan to get up, but Tytan shoves him back, before turning around right into a DEE-DDT ON THE FLOOR! Daniella nailed him, but she has to get the dead weight in the ring – she drags him up and rolls him in. Dee Murphy looks back at Eco, glaring, before walking back through the ropes - WRATH OF GOD! Tytan leaps up out of nowhere and hits the Wrath of God Superman Punch and Dee Murphy goes down! Tytan goes for the cover: 1-2-3! Winner in 7:34 and still Onslaught Champion . . . Tytan! Ecosystem rolls into the ring and raises the arm of the heavy-breathing Tytan. Tytan pulls away, glaring at Eco, who just smiles and rolls out of the ring, clapping for his former partner with bizarre earnestness. <More split screen promo goodness, Stank and Folz are up first> Folz – This is NOT what I pictured on my way to a Grand Slam championship. Let’s get one thing straight Lucas, I don’t like you, and I don’t trust you, but I know you are the real deal. You and I can take the titles from Jack and Chloe, the question is, will you?
Stank – First thing Folz, never question me. Jack and I have done this dance before, and Chloe knows the deal. Right now, I have no problem with you, you keep it that way, and we can win these titles.
Folz – and if I don’t?
Stank – Then they will be calling you “former professional wrestler, Matt Folz”
Chloe – Mr. Mann and Mr. Folz……I have nothing but respect for Mr. Mann. Mr. Folz…….not so much
MHJ: Matty Folz, you couldn’t beat me when I was the champ, what makes you think you can do it now? Sure, having Stank in your corner is a HUGE boost for you, but face it Matty, when all is said and done, the Saints will walk out with the gold.
Chloe – Trust meSAINTS OF SINNERS vs. STANK & MATT FOLZ – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchMatt Folz enters the arena first to a big reaction, as though the crowd knows they won't need to cheer much else this match. He climbs into the ring and acknowledges the cheers, then runs the ropes to warm up. His partner receives a much more negative reaction, save for the small ringside group that always cheers the Saints. Stank ignores the crowd and storms down the aisle. He climbs into the ring, and he and Folz exchange a long look before Stank extends a hand. Folz shakes it, and they turn to face the aisle. The OOWF Tag Team Champions, Moosehead Jack and Chloe, step onto the stage to a torrent of boos. Chloe snarls at the crowd, but Moose ignores them, save for glaring at the still-cheering Saints fans. They climb into the ring and offer handshakes to Stank while ignoring Folz. Referee Angelo Barros gives the teams their instructions, sends them to their corners, and calls for the bell. Moose opts to start out, and Folz gestures for Stank to feel free to do the same. The Saints meet in the middle of the ring and lock up. Stank twists Moose into a hammerlock. Moose reverses, pushes Stank into the ropes, and rolls him up, getting a two count. Stank kicks out and both men get to their feet. Stank throws a haymaker, but Moose ducks it and catches his arm, winding it and flipping Stank to the mat. Moose tries to drop into an armbar, but Stank yanks his arm free and spins, sweeping Moose’s legs. Stank is up a shade faster than Moose and catches him with a shot to the gut. following up by driving Moose to the mat with a gut-wrench suplex. Stank’s cover only gets one, so he drags Moose to his corner and makes the tag. Stank holds Moose open for Folz to deliver a shot to the ribs as he enters the ring. Folz shoves Moose back against the turnbuckles and drives repeated knees into his midsection, then rolls him along the ropes and gets in some forearms to the kidneys. He sends Moose across the ring and locks him into an abdominal stretch. Chloe starts in to help. but Barros cuts her off. Folz pounds on Moose’s ribs and tries to cinch it in tighter, but Moose braces himself and hiptosses out of it. Moose bends over to grab Folz, but Folz drives a knee into his ribs and rolls free. Folz gets to his feet and turns - right into a Busaiku knee. Moose rolls on landing and reaches his corner, tagging in Chloe. Chloe sprints across the ring and slams into Folz shoulder-first, driving him back to the ropes. She presses her attack with her fists until Barros steps between them and pushes her back. She reaches over the ref’s back and rakes the eyes, stunning Folz long enough for her to escape Barros and spring off the middle rope to spike him with a DDT. She rolls him over and covers, but Stank is in to drag her off. Chloe rolls to her knees and raises an eyebrow at Stank, who shrugs. Chloe shrugs herself, grabs Folz’s ears, and starts bouncing his head off the mat. When Barros makes her stop, she drags Folz to her corner and tags Moose back in. Moose and Chloe work Folz over in the corner, then hit a tandem suplex. Moose floats over into a cover, but Folz kicks out at two. Moose hauls Folz to his feet and pushes him into the ropes. He hits a number of forearms and follows with an Irish whip, but Folz reverses and sends him to the ropes. Folz catches Moose on the return trip and drills him with a spinebuster. He rolls toward his corner, but Moose grabs his ankle. Folz turns and kicks at him, breaking his grip. Folz lunges, and makes the tag. Moose lurches to his feet just in time to be levelled by a Stank clothesline. Stank continues on to the ropes and comes back with a big boot that takes him down again. Stank drags Moose up and hauls him onto his shoulders, but Moose fires away with elbows and drops off behind him. Stank turns around and Moose buries a knee in his midsection. Moose hooks him for a DDT, but Stank lifts him off the mat and drives him hard into the corner. Stank connects with a number of hard shots to the body, then sends him along the ropes to the adjacent corner. Moose grabs the ropes to stop his momentum, but Stank is only a step behind and slams into him, driving him sternum first into the corner. Stank plants a knee in Moose’s back and tags in Folz. Stank and Folz lift Moose onto the top turnbuckle and climb up behind him, looking for a tandem back suplex. Chloe sprints across the ring and leaps, slamming a fist into each man’s spine. She lands on her feet and starts throwing forearms, alternating between opponents. The distraction allows Moose to clip Folz with an elbow. Folz teeters on the ropes, and Chloe moves behind him and catches him on her shoulders. She takes a couple of steps out of the corner and hits an inverted DVD. Moose turns his attention to Stank and they slug it out until Chloe dropkicks Stank, tipping him over the ropes. Stank just manages to catch himself on the apron as Barros forces Chloe out of the ring and Moose grabs Folz. Moose drags Folz the the corner and slams his head into the turnbuckles, then tags in Chloe. Chloe comes in and grabs Folz in a waistlock. Moose hits him with a heartpunch, and Chloe takes him up and over with a German suplex. She bridges, and Moose turns and throws himself into a low tackle, taking out Stank’s legs as he storms across the ring. Barros slides into position and counts One...Two...Three. WINNERS, and still OOWF World Tag Team Champions, in 18:42, Moosehead Jack and Chloe. Spider - I said it a long time ago, I want to run the gauntlet of the Saints so I can get my hands on Moosehead Jack. Moose, you are a slippery son of a bitch, hard to get hold of, like a damn snake. So, tonight, I get your sister, and a shot at the intercontinental title. Fire is an honorary Saint it appears, so if I have to go through her to get to you, so be it.
Fire – Spider McNulty, I admit it, you are not exactly on my radar. That all changes tonight. You can say you want to go through me to get to my brother, but that would be a mistake. I am the intercontinental champion, and after tonight, there will be one broken man lying in the ring, and one Firewoman standing triumphant.FIREWOMAN vs. SPIDER MCNULTY – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchThe two competitors shake hands as the bell rings and then lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. Fire drives him into the corner and then hits a huge chop and then a European uppercut that nearly lifts Spider off the ground. Fire whips Spider into the opposite corner chest first and he collapses to the mat. Spider tries staggering to his feet, but Fire is right behind him and nails a backdrop driver. She follows with a spinning neckbreaker and then a vicious looking Brainbuster. Fire covers and Spider kicks out at 2.8. Fire continues her assault by quickly hitting a bulldog and then a Yakuza kick that nearly has Spider out cold. Fire drags Spider to the middle of the ring and then heads up top. Best....Firesault.....Ev..... well, maybe not that great because Spider just moves out of the way and Fire crashes down hard to the mat. Spider gets to his feet first and nails Fire with a running knee lift as she tries to get up. Spider then hits a spinning neckbreaker and delayed vertical suplex. He drops an elbow and covers for 2. He pulls Fire up and hits a short arm clothesline. Fire tries to get to her feet but Spider nails her with a kick to the gut and then follows with a powerbomb attempt, but Fire turns it into a Hurricanrana (Firecanrana?) and grabs Spiders legs into a pinning situation. 1......2.........3, Spider kicks out a millisecond too late. Winner in 17:45 and STILL OOWF Intercontinental Champion: Firewoman Justin – Tonight I wrestle Stan Fulton
Stan – Justin Sane. The most improbably winner on the planet. Justin, you and I have been friendly in the past, but that is over now. Tonight, you could warm the hearts of millions of fans with an impossible win, you could take the title back to whatever godforsaken place it is that you call home and celebrate. But I am not here to make the people happy, I am here to destroy. Destroy their hopes and yours. Tonight, Justin, I make an example of you.STAN FULTON vs. JUSTIN SANE – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match“Insane in the Brain” plays, and the wildly popular Justin Sane makes his way to the ring, riding Drunkey and accompanied by the rest of the Banned From Everywhere entourage, Awesome Bill From Dawsonville, Ellie May From Elijay, Arctic McBearington, Drunkette and Opus. The menagerie circles the ring, Justin climbs off Drunkey and steps into the ring and races around the ring waving to the crowd. The referee tells the rest that the circus show has to go to the back, much to Justin and the rest of the crowd’s disappointment. They head to the back as “Fifty Goddamn Skeleton Warriors” plays and the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, “the Crusher” Stan Fulton makes his way to the ring. The crowd boos him mercilessly, but Stan doesn’t even acknowledge them, he just stares at Justin. Fulton steps into the ring and hands the title to the ref, the ref raises it in the air then calls for the bell. The bell rings and Justin extends his hand to Stan. Fulton looks at him for a moment, then smiles and takes Justin’s hand……and pulls him right into a short arm clothesline! Justin hits the mat hard, dazed. Fulton pulls him to his feet and whips him into the corner and follows him in with a crushing AVALANCHE CLOTHESLINE! Justin falls to the mat and appears to already be in trouble. Fulton puts his foot against Justin’s throat and chokes him for several four counts before finally breaking and dumping Justin between the ropes to the floor. Fulton follows Justin to the outside and grabs him by the hair. The fans in the front row taunt Fulton, so Fulton lifts Justin up, military presses him, and throws him into the crowd! The fans catch Justin and proceed to crowd surf him around the arena! The whole time the referee is counting, Fulton is standing there transfixed as Justin goes around the crowd. Finally, at eight, the crowd dumps Justin back to the floor on the opposite side of the ring and he slides under the bottom rope into the ring. Fulton suddenly realizes what is going on, and gets under the bottom rope JUST before the ten, narrowly avoiding a count out loss! Fulton is not in a good mood now. They move to the middle of the ring to lock up, when Fulton moves for the clinch, Justin drops to the mat and crawls between Stan’s legs, pops up on the other side, and strikes the CRANE KICK POSE! Fulton slowly turns around and looks at Justin and puts his hands on his hips, Justin unleashes a Bruce Lee-esque howl, then, instead of unleashing the crane kick, he stomps on Fulton’s foot. Stan howls in pain, Justin slips behind him and falls to the mat and pulls Fulton’s feet back, sending him to the mat. Sane then uses the ropes to spring and double stomps Fulton in the small of the back! The champ grabs his lower back in pain and rolls out of the ring to the floor. Justin is feeling it now, he gets a running start and heads toward the ropes, then realizes that that is way too high to jump. He carefully climbs up the ropes, then over the top one. Fulton is just standing there once again, watching Justin with his hands on his hips. Justin gets himself settled on the middle rope, holds up a finger for Fulton to wait a minute, then springs off and STUNS Fulton with a HURRACARANA! The crowd ROARS at this and Fulton is quickly to his feet, and he is ENGRAGED. Justin grabs him in a headlock and races toward the ring post and hits a HIGH IMPACT MOVE! Fulton’s head thunks off the steel, course Justin also slams into the post as well, so they both stagger around for a moment. Fulton recovers first and takes a mighty swing at Justin, but Justin grabs a garbage can lid from the floor and holds it up and Fulton damn near puts his fist through it. Stan staggers away trying to shake the pain out of his hand, Justin grabs him from behind and rolls him into the ring then follows. As Fulton gets to his feet, Justin grabs him by the head and points to the corner and hits the DOUG HATES TOAST! Fulton is actually down and in some trouble! Justin covers, but Fulton powers out at two, kicking out so hard that Justin lands on his feet. As Stan gets to his feet, Justin calls for the DOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWKK! But before the lights can go out and anything can happen, Fulton catches Justin with the CLEAR CUT! Damn near breaking his neck in the process. Fulton stands over a prone Justin and glares at him. He steps on his chest and stands there for the four count while Justin struggles for air. Fulton yanks him up and hammers him with forearms to the side of the head as the crowd boos louder and louder. Fulton sets Justin up and hits a BUCKLE BOMB! As Justin staggers out of the corner, Fulton DESTROYS him with another CLEAR CUT!. Justin is done at this point, Fulton could go for the pin any time he wants, but Stan looks out at the booing crowd and snarls. He pulls Justin to his feet and shoves him into the corner and unleashes a BRUTAL barrage of punches and elbows to the face. Soon enough Justin is busted open. Fulton gets Justin’s blood all over his hands and walks to the middle of the ring and points to the crowd, blaming them for this. Justin slumps to the mat and Stan charges in and crushes him with a knee to the face. The referee steps in to see if he should stop the match, but Stan is not quite done yet. Fulton steps onto the apron and pulls Justin out as well, then lifts him and DRIVES him to the floor with a POWERBOMB! STILL not done, Fulton runs the apron and leaps off and lands the DROP LINE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUSTIN SANE MAY WELL BE DEAD! HIS RIBS HAVE TO BE CRUSHED! Awesome Bill From Dawsonville and Ellie May From Elijay race to the ring, They check on Justin and immediately wave to the back. The referee checks on Justin and waves off the match. This one is over. WINNER in 14:11 via referee stoppage and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Stan Fulton Fulton stands in the middle of the ring, Justin’s blood all over him and soaks in the boos. Alexander Darling walks out to the top of the stage and we have a good old fashioned PPV building staredown. Alex pats the WWE title on his shoulder while Fulton slowly raises the OOWF World heavyweight title as medics wheel Justin to the back and we fade. Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action! Be sure to check out the New Year’s Evil 10 PPV December 28st Live! From Apia, Samoa ! Don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem! Wednesday, December 31st, 2014, Live! From Christchurch, New Zealand Did you see something you really liked? Post it here, in the 2015 Awards Reminder Thread. Please join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights! And be sure to check out the full OOWF Archive and read up on the 10-year plus history of the OOWF![/quote] |
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