OOWF MiWeek Mayhem: OOWF vs. WWE, Fight for Survival!
Live! From Resen, Macedonia
January 21, 2015
<backstage we see the WWE referees heading toward the ring when Vince and mysterious group of referees show up>
GMtN: Where do you think you are going?
Ref1: We have matches to officiate
GMtN: Oh I don’t think so
<a generally loud argument ensues, Vince McMahon finally shows up>
VKM: What the hell is going on here?
GMtN: These gentlemen think they are officiating matches tonight
VKM: They are!
GMtN: No. Do you really think I believe for ONE second that YOUR referees are going to be impartial? I don’t think so Vinnie
VKM: Oh, and I suppose your band of losers is going to be unbiased?
GMtN: No, probably not, since they hate you and everything you stand for. That’s why I brought in a group of referees from the Macedonian Wrestling Federation. Completely unbiased
VKM: Uh huh. You are paying them, and they are unbiased. Look, guys, whatever he is paying you, I will double it
Petar Pandev: (Macedonian Wrestling Federation referee) Sir, we have been paid nothing. We agreed to do this show for free. We know the importance of this card, and we are just grateful that you held it here in Macedonia, it is not often that something of this magnitude comes to our country
Vince: <clearly defeated> Did you even make sure these guys can COUNT to three? Well, let me tell you this……..if I see just ONE thing out of line, I will buy this godforsaken country and pave it over and make the worlds biggest parking lot!
<Vince and his refs walk away, GM the Nate just smirks and heads in the opposite direction>
<FIREWORKS AND EXPLOSIONS AND LOUD MUSIC!>
Russ: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to MidWeek Mayhem! As always it is my honor and privilege to be here tonight and bring you LIVE OOWF action, and tonight, tonight is arguably the most important night in OOWF history
Razz: Oh man you got that right Russ. Everything is on the line tonight. Every single person in that OOWF locker room has to bring every ounce of their ability tonight
Voice: And it still won’t make a bit of difference
Russ: Joining us tonight, against my better judgment is Jerry “the King” Lawler……..
Razz: Wow, Lawler, they let you in events where minors are present? What are you doing here anyway, trolling for a new girlfriend?
Lawler: You know Razz, when I came into the building there was a sign that said “you must be this tall to call wrestling matches” How’d you manage to slip by?
Russ: Also joining us on the WWE side, John Bradshaw Layfield
JBL: I would say I am honored to be here, but for the love of God, I didn’t even know this was considered a country! Was Chernobyl booked or something?
Russ: Funny. We pride ourselves on bringing OOWF action to every corner of the world
Lawler: Not after tonight you won’t
Russ: Our first match features former OOWF world tag team champions Banned From Everywhere facing WWE newcomers The Ascension
JBL: Banned From Everywhere? Those clowns who ride donkeys to the ring? Seriously? That is the best you got?
Lawler: And they are former tag team champions? Are you kidding me?
Russ: While unorthodox for sure, Justin Sane and Awesome Bill From Dawsonville are better than you think in the ring
Lawler: <laughing> well, since I think they are complete crap in the ring, how bout we see if they can live up to THAT!
Russ: Let’s go to the ringBANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. THE ASCENSION“Insane in the Brain” plays and Awesome Bill From Dawsonville and Justin Sane make their way to the ring. Due to some…..import issues……Drunkey and Drunkette couldn’t make it to Macedonia. They get halfway down the aisle when the Ascension storm out of the back and attack! Konnor grabs Justin and lifts him in the air and drops him throat first on the guardrail. Justin’s head snaps back, Konnor grabs his head and takes him down to the concrete with a hard clothesline! Bill and Viktor are slugging it out, but just when Bill starts to get the upperhand, Konnor charges in and blindsides him with a sucker punch to the jaw. The Ascension throw Bill into the ring, Konnor goes to one corner and Viktor to the other. Bill slowly gets to his feet, and we see that the shot from Konnor opened a gash just above Bill’s eye. They charge out of the corner and hit their version of TOTAL ELIMINATION! Viktor covers, one, two, THREE! Not a good start for the OOWF.
WINNERS in 1:23 – The Ascension – WWE leads 1-0
Lawler: <laughing hysterically> OH MY GOD! THIS is what we are fighting you guys for? THAT?
JBL: You know boys, if you want to throw in the towel now, there is no shame in that. That was…..I mean, are you kidding me?
Razz: Hey, they got suckered before the match, are your boys afraid to fight us one on one here? You gonna try to jump us from behind before every match?
JBL: Come ON Razz! It wouldn’t have mattered! Those two were CHAMPIONS?
Russ: Certainly not the start the OOWF was hoping for but it’s just one match. Our next match features an OOWF newcomer, the massive Dre Gaine facing the equally massive Rusev
Lawler: I have seen Rusev do things that no other man can do, I am not liking the chances for Dr. Dre
Razz: It’s Dre Gaines Lawler
Lawler: Like it matters
Russ: Strength vs Strength in this one, neither man takes a step backward very often. I gotta think this is going to be a hard hitting match, and the OOWF needs this one to tie things back up
Razz: Gaines hasn’t been here long, but he knows the importance of this match, I talked to him earlier and he was JACKED for this match
JBL: I am sure he was, it’s not every night
Lawler: or any night
JBL: That he gets to step into the ring with a world class athlete like Rusev. This poor kid is in so far over his head…….this bear of a man is going to destroy Mr. Gaines
Razz: Let’s head to the ringDRE GAINES vs. RUSEVThe bell rings and we get the typical big man staredown. They trade pushes back and forth until Rusev blasts Gaines with a kick. He whips him into the corner and hits a running elbow to the face. Rusev DEAD LIFTS DRE GAINS and belly to back suplexes him! Countless double axe handle smashes to Dre’s back follow, and Gaines has to crawl to the safety of the ropes to get a reprieve from the official.
Dre gets to his feet, and Rusev stalks him to continue the assault. Dre pops him in the mouth with a back elbow and hits a nasty clothesline to knock the Russian off his feet. Lana slaps the mat in frustration. Dre Smiles at her and makes some suggestive gestures. Rusev clobbers him from behind and tries to lock in the Accolade. Dre struggles to crawl to the ropes, and Rusev drags him back to the middle of the ring.
Dre fights his way to his hands and knees, then to his feet with Rusev on his back! Gaines flips Rusev forward, & delivers a big stomp to the face. Rusev howls in pain and Gaines then picks him up for a slingshot suplex! Rusev clutches at his back, and Dre punces, putting the Bulgarian Brute in the Crunk Crunch! Now it is Rusev’s turn to struggle to reach the ropes. Gaines walks him back to the center of the ring and sits down, increasing the pressure on Rusev’s back. Lana reaches under the ropes to try and pull Rusev closer to the ropes, but the official threatens her. Meanwhile, Dre has dropped the hold and begins yelling at Lana himself. The referee pushes him back across the ring, trying to keep control of this match.
Across the ring, Rusev pulls himself up with the ropes, and Dre charges in and clotheslines him over the top rope. Rusev hits the floor hard, and in a flash, Lana is on the apron again arguing with the referee. Dre turns around to see what is going on and jaws with Lana for a moment
Russ:He better pay attention to his opponent
Razz:No kidding! Never turn your back on a mad Russian!
JBL: Rusev is in complete control here
Lawler: I’m surprised this guy isn’t your world championAs if on cue, Rusev has grabbed the Russian Flag and CRACKS Dre in the back of the head with the flagpole. Dre drops to the ground a d Rusev pulls him to the floor and tosses him headfirst into the ring steps! Dre gets to his knees, and eats a VICIOUS kick to the face! Gains slumps to the concrete and Rusev rolls back in the ring, arms raised. The referee makes starts to count..
1…
2….
3…. Dre starts to stir, and the crowd cheers him on
4….
5…. Dre gets to his feet, but stumbles and falls into the barricade.
6….
7….
8…. Dre crawls to the apron and starts to pull himself up
9…. Dre is on his feet, but wobbly. He reaches up, grabs the middle rope, pulls a knee on the apron….
10…
The bell rings just as Dre rolls back in the ring He argues with the referee that he made it back in time, but the decision is final.
WINNER, THE RESULT OF A COUNTOUT….. IN 5:35, RUSEV! WWE leads 2-0
Lana drapes Rusev’s medal around his neck, and Gaines bull rushes him!. Lana tumbles to the floor, giving a couple of lucky ringsiders a glimpse up her tight skirt as she lands.
Rusev and Dre trade blows, then Rusev goes for a kick, Dre catches his leg and clotheslines hhis head nearly off! The crowd Pops, Rusev takes a powder and grabs Lana on his way up the ramp. Rusev is the winner, but you couldn’t tell that by looking at him cower up the ramp and Dre Gaines celebrating in the ring.
JBL: This is like taking candy from a baby
Razz: You are seriously crowing about a count out win?
Lawler: A win is a win Razz, one step closer to putting this place out of business
Russ: Rusev hit Dre with a flag pole. The Ascension jumped Banned From Everywhere before the bell even rang. I see this is how the WWE is going to play things tonight?
Lawler: You know, all I have heard for months is how hardcore the OOWF is, how tough they are. Well Russ, it looks like, so far, we are beating you at your own game
JBL: Russ, Razz, face it, there is no shame in losing to superior athletes. The WWE has the greatest collection of talent on earth. It’s admirable what you have tried to do here, but you are doomed to fail
Lawler: Admirable? Please! You know I remember another so called tough guy fed, remember ECW? Those mutants that fought in a bingo hall? If the OOWF had a fraction of the talent of those garbage wrestlers, maybe you wouldn’t be in the hole so fast
Razz: Lawler, I remember you fighting a comedian that was half your weight. I remember Bill Dundee wrecking a motorcycle on his way TO the ring. So don’t give me this garbage about “garbage wrestling” everyone knows you had the book in Memphis. You know, maybe that’s why you held the title five hundred times.
Lawler: Real classy there Razz
Russ: If we could get back on the topic, the OOWF certainly finds itself in an unenviable position, but there are still nine matches to go. Our next match features another pair of former OOWF world tag team champions, Shane Tuska and Power, and their teammate Spider McNulty has traveled all over the world
JBL: Which won’t make a lick of difference. Kofi Kingston, Big E Langston and Xavier Woods are three of the greatest athletes I have ever seen. I predict after this match, we will be up three nothing.
Lawler: I certainly hope so, so is there a mercy rule here? Once we win six matches can we get the hell out of here?
Razz: You can get the hell out of here right now Lawler, no one is stopping you
Russ: Let’s go to the ringSTRENGTH IN SILENCE & SPIDER MCNULTY vs. NEW DAYNew Day are announced first and come out to a chorus of boos, which you can see they are not used to at all. The pro-OOWF crowd really lets them have it. Kofi, Big E and Xavier all climb onto the turnbuckles and pose, but all it does is bring more boos down on them. Strength in Silence and Spider McNulty are announced next and the roof nearly comes off the building. They storm the ring Road Warriors style, but New Day bails to the floor. Things finally settle down and Spider and Big E start things off.
Big E and Spider trade typical big man moves. Each tries to clothesline the other, but neither goes down. Finally Spider hits the ropes and Tuska makes the blind tag. Big E hits him with a clothesline and Spider goes down. Big E stands over him and flexes, and never sees Shane come off the top rope with a missile drop kick! Big E hits the mat and rolls to the corner and Kofi tags in.
Kofi charges, but Tuska is back on his feet and takes him down with an arm drag. Kofi pops back to his feet, but Tuska is also back up. He leaps and snaps Kofi over with a HURRACARANA! Tuska rolls forward and tags in Power. Kofi gets to his feet and hits the ropes and tries a clothesline on Power, but Power bear hugs him and takes him to the mat with a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!
Kofi rolls to his corner, a little stunned and tags in Woods. Woods steps between the ropes and moves to lock up with Power, but lands a spinning heel kick to the gut that doubles her over. Woods bounds off the ropes and lands a scissors kick to the back of Power’s head, he covers, but Power kicks out at one. Woods pulls Power to her feet and runs her into the New Day corner, slamming her head into the turnbuckle. Woods tags in Big E and he comes in and lands a few hard forearms to the side of Power’s head, then sends her to the ropes and catches her in a BEARHUG on the rebound!
The crowd boos the shit out of a bearhug, and Power has no intention of staying in it long. She forces her arms down between Big E’s arms and then slams him repeatedly in the face with headbutts. Big E breaks the hold and staggers to the New Day corner where Kofi tags in. He springs over the ropes and charges at Power, but Power drops him with a HARD clothesline. Power lifts Kofi into a military press then drops him to the mat. Power tags in Shane, then lifts Kofi for an atomic drop, but drops him HARD across her knee, PENDULUM BACKBREAKER, Shane leaps off the top rope and drops a leg down across Kofi’s chest, spinning him to the mat. Shane reaches up and tags in Spider, who comes into the ring as Kofi is struggling to his feet, Spider bounds off the ropes and hits a SPINNING DOUBLE SLEDGE to Kofi’s face! Kofi hits the mat, Spider covers, Power and Tuska keep Big E and Xavier at bay, and they get the three count and the win!
WINNERS in 11:25 – Strength in Silence & Spider McNulty. WWE leads 2-1
Razz: So uh, about that 3-0 lead Jerry?
Lawler: What a disgusting display that was. Blind tags? That’s practically cheating
JBL: And women in the ring with men, what kind of heathen company is this?
Russ: Well, here, we don’t treat our women wrestlers like some vapid idiots who have to be protected by the men
JBL: That’s ridiculous. No one is going to believe that women can compete with men on a regular basis. It’s just silly
Razz: I would LOVE to see you tell Fire that
Russ: And once you are out of the hospital, I would love to hear the apology
Razz: Whether you like it or not, Power is a great wrestler. We don’t get hung up on labels here. And Strength in Silence and Spider McNulty just whipped your boys something fierce
Lawler: Whipped? That’s really what you’re going to use after three black men lost? That’s about what I would expect from this company
Russ: Says the guy who works for the company that still employs Michael Hayes
JBL: Say what you like, we are still up 2-1 and we are still going to win, and we are still going to end this rathole of a fed once and for all
Russ: Well, you are free to believe what you like
Razz: And free to be wrong
Russ: Next up, a match that, quite frankly, intrigues me. You have four people who don’t much like their partners, and yet, for whatever reason were asked to come together to fight with one another on the biggest night of their lives
Razz: Well, that’s been the theme here in the OOWF, people may not like one another, but they are coming together to make sure we don’t become the next casualty of the WWE
JBL: Well ain’t that just great? Maybe once we win you can get all the former OOWF wrestlers together in the ring and they can all sing cumbya
Lawler: I have seen this Ghosthead guy, he makes Ambrose and Wyatt look sane by comparison! What a whack job! How can he possibly co-exist with anybody?
Russ: I would ask the same of Ambrose and Wyatt. What incentive do they have? They hate one another, why work together?
JBL: It’s something no one in this two-bit organization could possibly understand Russ, pride. These guys have worked hard to get where they are. They are professionals, and they will put their differences aside for one night and work together to rid the world of this trash
Razz: So YOUR guys can put differences aside and work together, but our side can’t? Is Vince feeding you that crap in your earpiece?
JBL: I said it once Razz, we are professionals. What the OOWF is, is a bunch of savages.
Russ: I would LOVE to see you call Stank a savage
Lawler: The point remains, the WWE is about class and carrying yourself a certain way. The OOWF is about brutality and violence. What is it that Moosehead Jack carries around? A bat with barbed wire and nails? Yeah, that’s civilized
Razz: This ain’t ballet Lawler. We settle our business in the ring, and it’s not always pretty
Lawler: It’s NEVER pretty! It’s barbaric! It’s crap! This fed makes ECW look like ballet! How you managed to win ONE match amazes me!
Russ: Well, we are about to see if the OOWF has another win in them, let’s head to the ring.MAI MUYO & GHOSTHEAD vs. BRAY WYATT & DEAN AMBROSEBray Wyatt enters first, followed by Dean Ambrose. The two men glare at each other for a long moment before exchanging a nod - apparently they’ve decided to put their differences aside for this match. Mai Muyo and Ghosthead enter together, ignoring the roar of the fans to storm the ring. When they get close, Ambrose sprints across the ring and dives through the ropes. Ghosthead pushes his partner out of the way and takes the full impact of the dive. Mai stumbles from the shove, and ends up in perfect position to eat a baseball slide dropkick from Wyatt. Wyatt slides out of the ring and Irish whips Mai into the ringpost. He charges, but Mai moves and he slams into the steel. He staggers back and turns, and Mai hits a superkick that drives the back of his head into the postl. Wyatt falls, sitting against the ring steps. Ghosthead reverses an Irish whip and sends Ambrose into the steps. Ambrose’s knees connect with Wyatt’s face and he flips over the steps. Ghosthead offers Mai her choice of opponents and she picks Ambrose, hauling him up and stuffing him under the ropes. She climbs onto the apron and slings herself over the ropes into an elbow drop. The referee, seeing a body from each team most of the way in the ring, calls for the bell.
Mai drags Ambrose away from the ropes and covers, hooking the leg. Ambrose kicks out at two. Mai sits Ambrose up and drives a forearm into his jaw, then goes to the ropes behind him and hits a rolling neck snap. Mai rolls through to her feet and hits the opposite ropes. She goes for a dropkick, but Ambrose drops flat to the mat and Mai slides over him and under the ropes. She immediately hops back onto the apron, but Ambrose has spun to his knees and greets her with a shoulder to the midsection. Mai grabs the top rope to stay on the apron. Ambrose gets to his feet and moves in, but Mai blasts him with a forearm. She drives a shoulder into his midsection and slings herself over the ropes into a sunset flip. Ambrose manages to keep his balance and drops to his knees on her shoulders. The Referee moves in, and Ambrose grabs the ropes for leverage as he counts One...Two...Mai rolls a shoulder just in time.
Meanwhile, on the outside, Ghosthead hammers Wyatt with punches until Wyatt connects with a low blow. Wyatt lurches to his feet and shoves Ghosthead against the ring apron. He drives repeated shoulders into his midsection before sending him into the railing. Wyatt charges, and Ghosthed ducks his shoulder and backdrops him into the pro-OOWF crowd. Wyatt manages to scramble back over the railing, but Ghosthead is waiting with a monstrous boot to the head. Ghosthead sees his partner is in trouble and heads into the ring, but the referee forces him to his corner.
Mai struggles to her knees under an onslaught of fists and feet from Ambrose. She finally manages to catch a kick and hit a dragonscrew leg whip. Mai crawls for her corner, but Ambrose pounces and drags her back. Ambrose hauls Mai up and slings her into the corner where Bray is waiting. Mai hits the turnbuckles and tries to explode out of the corner, but Bray grabs her hair and yanks her back. Mai turns and slugs him, but Ambrose charges in and hits a clothesline from behind. He makes the tag and the WWE pair work Mai over in the corner. Ghosthead pushes past the referee and pitches Ambrose over the top rope but gets forced back to his corner under threat of disqualification. Wyatt drags Mai out of the corner and sets up Sister Abigail. He leans down to kiss her forehead - and Mai pokes him in the eyes! She spins in the hold and lifts Wyatt up, planting him with a back suplex. Mai crawls for her corner. Ambrose is in and scrambles after her, but Mai lunges and makes the tag!
Ghosthead storms into the ring and slams into Ambrose, knocking him to the mat. Wyatt attempts to attack from behind, but Ghosthead pivots and Wyatt charges right into a clothesline. Ghosthead sends Ambrose to the ropes and plants him with a spinebuster, then goes to the ropes himself and nails Wyatt with the Eidolon. Ghosthead drags Wyatt to his feet and shoves him against the ropes. He connects with several stiff forearms and sends Wyatt across the ring. He tries for a spinebuster, but Wyatt slams him with a headbutt mid-move and he staggers. Wyatt connects with several forearms of his own, then scoops Ghosthead up and slams him to the mat. While Mai is focused on her partner, Ambrose sneaks around the ring and drags her off the apron, slamming her head into is at she falls. Ambrose lifts Mai up and drops her throat-first onto the railing, then backs away as the referee admonishes him.
Ghosthead tries to take advantage of the referee's distraction with the black mist, but Wyatt gets his hands up to block the brunt of it. He stumbles back a step, and Ghosthead kicks him hard in the head and leaps up to lock in the Phantasmagoria! Ambrose is in the ring however and grabs Ghosthead by the shoulders, lifting him up to reduce the pressure of the hold. Wyatt and Ambrose swing Ghosthead around and Ambrose lets go, driving the back of Ghosthead's head squarely into the top turnbuckle. Ghosthead releases the hold and falls. Wyatt catches him and spins him around - Sister Abagail! Wyatt covers, and the referee counts One...Two...Mai dives back into the ring, but Ambrose drags her back out and spikes her with the Dirty Deeds...Three.
WINNERS, in 12:47, Dean Ambrose and Bray Wyatt. WWE leads 3-1
JBL: It really is, just, that, easy. We are halfway to our rightful victory, while the OOWF has managed to luck into one win. We just took out one of your best technical wrestlers, and your big bad spooky monster. What could you POSSIBLY do to stop us now?
Razz: JBL, if you honestly think that’s all the OOWF has, you clearly have not been watching
JBL: No, I am pretty sure I don’t get whatever channel this is on
Lawler: I think its on RFDtv, right after the farm report <JBL and Lawler both break into laughter>
Razz: Keep yukkin’ it up
Lawler: Don’t get short with me Raz! HAHAHAHAHAH
Russ: A little decorum please? I’ll give you credit, the WWE is half way to the win, but there is a long way to go. Anything can happen
JBL: But it won’t Russ. When are you and your little buddy going to face facts? You are going to lose. You were always going to lose, because that is exactly what this company is, a bunch of losers not fit to hold my jock, let alone anyone on the active roster
Razz: Y’know JBL, maybe you and I should go settle our differences in the ring
JBL: I’ve done a lot of things in my career, but I have never beat up a midget
<we hear chairs pushed back and headphones fall off>
Russ: GENTLEMEN! We have a show to call here, can we keep this civil at least?
Lawler: Yeah JBL, come on, not worth it anyway
Razz: <someone else’s mic picks it up> that’s right Layfield, sit the fuck down
JBL: I swear, everything about this company is second rate
Russ: Next up, the founder, and owner……..
Lawler: ……….for a few more hours
Russ: ……of the OOWF, Ecosystem, faces John Cena
Lawler: I suppose this is where you are going to tell us the OOWF turns the corner. Ecosystem…..and what kind of stupid name is that? What, is he going to beat John Cena, one of the most decorated WWE wrestlers of all time, and rally the troops?
Razz: Eco is a lot tougher than you give him credit for Lawler. And you forget, we have all seen Cena. What is he going to do once he hits his three moves?
JBL: Get the pin I would imagine
Razz: Fuck you Layfield
Russ: Let’s go to the ringECOSYSTEM vs. JOHN CENAThe instrumental version of “New Slaves” plays over the PA system as Ecosystem comes out in full suit to boos, because darn if even a WWE invasion is getting Eco cheers. Eco walks down to the ring slowly, not really surveying the crowd, kind of looking disinterested. Until . . .
PA: DAHHH DAAAH DAAH-DAH DAAAH DAAAH DAAAAHHH—BRAPPADOO!!!!
“My Time Is Now” plays over the PA system as JOHN CENA comes out atop the ramp, and the audience goes nuts!
PA: YOUR TIME IS UP, MY TIME IS NOW! YOU CAN’T SEE ME, MY TIME IS NOW!
This crowd is solidly anti-WWE fan, and there’s nothing more anti-WWE fan than cheering John Cena, brother!
PA: IT’S THE FRANCHISE, BOY I’M SHINING NOW! YOU CAN’T SEE ME, MY TIME IS NOW!
John Cena shouts to the crowd that he came here to fight!
PA: IN CASE YOU FORGOT OR FELL OFF, I’M STILL HOT, KNOCK YOUR SHELL OFF! MY MONEY STACK FAT, BUT I CAN’T TURN THE SWELL OFF!
John Cena raises his hand and gives a snappy salute to Our Fighting Men And Women!
PA: MY MONEY STACK FAT, PLUS I CAN’T TURN THE SWELL OFF!
John Cena runs down to the ring and slides under the ropes, pops up, takes his baseball cap off and THROWS IT INTO THE AUDIENCE! He just gave a gift to the children! What an awesome guy John Cena is! Even Ecosystem is applauding! Wait, why is he doing that?
PA: I’M SLAUGHTERING STALE COMPETITION, I GOT THE WHOLE BLOCK WISHIN THEY COULD RUN WITH MY DIVISION BUT THEY GONE FISHING
Cena takes off his shirt and also throws it into the audience as Ecosystem grabs a microphone.
Eco: John Cena. You know that I have a lot of respect for your work inside and outside this ring. What you do for the children, I admire so much – I do a lot for children too. (Crowd boos.)
Cena: (off-mic) Didn’t you punch a kid in the face once?
Eco: And as the founder of this company, there is nothing that gives me more pleasure, more honor, than the opportunity tonight to defend my company against a legend like John Cena. Really and truly. The only problem is that . . .and I hate to say this . . . I woke up sick this morning. It’s true. I threw up a little bit after breakfast. It could be a cold, but I’m worried . . . this is hard to say . . . I’m worried it might be the flu. So obviously, I can’t take on the great John Cena with the flu, and so obviously, I will unfortunately need to forfeit this match and trust that my fellow OOWF talents will be able to rise above, even without my help.
The crowd is booing Eco mercilessly as Eco nods along.
Eco: I know. I know you all came to see me, and only me, wrestle, and your disappointment must be –
John Cena grabs the microphone from Ecosystem.
Cena: NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE THERE, JACK! (Pop!) You mean to tell me the great Junichiro Muyo is going to back down from a fight because he has the sniffles? And I just get to take my victory? Well, that’s a very nice offer, Mr. Muyo, but I don’t accept.
Eco: I’m sorry, what?
Cena: I don’t accept. See, I know, and they know, what’s going on here. This isn’t about the flu. You’ve got the fix in somehow. Now listen, I don’t know what deal you do or don’t have with the WWE, and I don’t care. Bottom line is, I’ve never taken a handout in my life, and I’m not going to start now, even for the WWE. When CM Punk wanted a shot at the WWE Championship, even when he could walk out with the belt, I insisted on a fair fight because the fans deserved it. And your fans deserve a real match, RIGHT HERE! RIGHT NOW! So why don’t you stop being a greedy little putz, and start being a man?
Eco: You want me to be a man? YOU WANT ME TO BE A MAN?
Cena: BE A MAN!
Eco: FINE!
Eco kicks John Cena really hard in the balls, and he keels over. Eco orders the referee to start the match, and he rolls Cena up, without even taking the suit off: 1-2-no! John Cena kicks out! Eco covers again, but Cena powers out. Eco grabs Cena around the neck for an Endgame, but Cena powers up and powerslams Ecosystem! Cena tries to hook Eco for a snap suplex, but Eco tucks in, small package, Cena kicks out. Eco backs up against the ropes, gearing up for THE KNEE THAT BEAT JOHN CENA! (Because what other move would you try?) Eco NAILS it! 1-2-no! John Cena kicks out! Eco looks stunned, and grabs a microphone!
Eco: No! Why can’t you just give up? Why are you overcoming the odds?
Eco stalks Cena and grabs him in a CHINLOCK! That always works! Except that John Cena elbows Eco off, John Cena off the ropes – shoulderblock! Off the ropes again – shoulderblock! Ecosystem takes a wild swing, Cena catches him – Protoplex right back down! John Cena throws the hand up – YOU CAN’T SEE ME! Off the ropes, stops to pump the shoes from the old days – FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! Ecosystem leaps up, covering his face – over the shoulders for an ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT! Cena into the cover! 1-2-3!
WINNER in 2:10 . . . JOHHHHNNN CEEEEENAAA! WWE leads 4-1
John Cena leaps up to celebrate, as the fans actually start to boo now. Ecosystem sits up nearly immediately, gives a big goofy, wouldya-look-at-that shrug, and raises Cena’s hands to boos.
Eco: You’re the better man, John. Consider this torch . . . officially passed.
Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
<Lawler and JBL are both laughing hysterically>
JBL: THAT? THAT is your “leader”? The founder of the company? OH MY GOD!
Lawler: <still trying to control his laughter> You know, after seeing the “talent” on display so far, I’m not even sure WHY Mr. McMahon WANTS this company!
Russ: <dejectedly> I won’t lie, that certainly did not go as planned
Razz: Oh, make no mistake Russ, Eco is going to pay for that little stunt
JBL: Yeah, pay all the way to the bank. If that guy wasn’t on the take, I’ll kiss your ass Razz
Lawler: That was just embarrassing. And that is your leader, your founder, your owner. And you wonder why no one takes this organization seriously?
Razz: Big talk there Lawler. This thing ain’t over yet
Lawler: It might as well be! We only need to win six. We have four. This thing is in the bag!
Russ: A little premature celebration there, I think, Jerry
Razz: You been talking to Jerry’s girlfriend Russ? Wait, its past her bedtime, never mind
Lawler: You sure got jokes don’t ya Razz. You ARE a joke
Razz: Wow. I guess that’s some “Memphis humor”
Russ: Anyway, we now turn our attention now to Tytan taking on Wade Barrett, in a match that is now of epic importance to the future of the OOWF
JBL: Might as well, since this whole thing is over
Razz: You know, for a rich guy, you sure suck at math. Last I checked, four was less than six. You need six wins to wrap this thing up
Lawler: And the last I checked one was a whole lot less than six. Look, face facts here, Wade Barrett is one of the best talents in wrestling today. If you don’t believe that, I’m afraid I have some bad news for you
Russ: No one is doubting Barrett’s abilities, but Tytan has recently come off a LONG sabbatical – that was not injury related as most of Barrett’s hiatuses are – and he has looked phenomenal.
JBL: Well yippee skip. This guy is nothing but a roid monkey. There, I said it
Razz: JBL, you ignorant slut. Do you know what OOWF title Tytan holds?
JBL: Hmm, let me think……..the Most Roids World Championship?
Razz: The Onslaught championship. And since it is clear you haven’t paid one ounce of attention to the OOWF, let me explain that to you. It is the pure wrestling title. There are strict rules. No cheating. Only so many rope breaks per match. If the champ gets intentionally disqualified or counted out, he loses the title. There are no shortcuts. And this man is the champion. And has been for quite awhile
Lawler: You think Barrett can’t win without cheating?
Russ: I think so far, the WWE has shown they absolutely cannot win without cheating, yes
JBL: Simply being better is not cheating, it is a fact of life
Razz: That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard
Russ: Let’s head to the ringTYTAN vs. WADE BARRETTBarrett is announced and makes his way to the ring first. The fans boo the shit out of him, but he pays no attention to them, instead he just holds up four fingers to show the wins the WWE holds over the OOWF. “Disposable Heroes” plays and the OOWF onslaught champion Tytan makes his way to the ring, and the crowd pops loud for him. Tytan steps into the ring, never once taking his eyes off of Barrett. The referee calls for the bell and this one is underway.
As soon as the bell rings Barrett attacks, catching Tytan with several shots to the jaw, backing him against the ropes. Barrett tries a whip, but Tytan reverses it and elevates Barrett with a big back body drop on the rebound. Barrett pops to his feet and Tytan charges in and clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor. Barrett hits the floor hard and slowly gets to his feet, a little stunned. From the inside of the ring Tytan grabs Barrett and pulls him to the apron, then hooks him and lifts him in a vertical suplex and keeps him up there for a long time to think about it. Tytan falls backward and slams Barrett to the mat and floats over and covers, but Barrett kicks out at two.
Tytan pulls Barrett to his feet and sends him to the ropes but lowers his head a moment too soon and Wade catches him with a boot to the jaw that stands him up. Barrett then hits the ropes and takes Tytan to the mat with a CLOTHESLINE! Barrett gets to his feet and puts the boots to Tytan for a few minutes, then drags him to the corner and lands a springboard elbow drop across Tytan’s chest. Barrett covers, but Tytan kicks out at two. Undeterred, Barrett slips out of the ring and traps Tytan in a RING POST BOW AND ARROW! Barrett is forced to break at four to avoid disqualification, then reapplies the hold again before the ref once again threatens disqualification. Barrett releases the hold and Tytan rolls into the middle of the ring and grabs his ribs in pain.
Barrett slowly climbs into the ring and pulls Tytan up and runs him into the corner slamming him headfirst into the turnbuckle. Tytan staggers a bit and Barrett charges and lands a boot to the side of the head that knocks Tytan between the ropes to the apron. Barrett pulls him to his feet and land several knees to the ribs, but Tytan fights through it and grabs Barrett by the head and drops off the apron, guillotining him throat first on the top rope. Barrett flies back to the middle of the ring and Tytan rolls into the ring, the cheers of the fans pump him up and he shakes the top rope Ultimate Warrior style.
As Barrett gets to his feet Tytan takes him down with a clothesline. Barrett pops right back up and gets another, then a third. Tytan points at Barrett and lines him up for a fourth, but Wade catches him and hits the BLACK HOLE SLAM (his shitty version) and covers, but Tytan powers out at one and gets back to his feet. Barrett can’t believe it. He tries to beg off, but Tytan backs him into the corner and sends him across the ring and follows him with a clothesline in the corner. He grabs a side head lock on Barrett and tries a bulldog out of the corner, but Barrett puts on the brakes and turns it into a belly to back suplex. Barrett gets to his feet and staggers a bit, then heads to the corner. He climbs the ropes and looks at Tytan, takes off his elbow pad and calls for an elbow between the eyes! Barrett leaps, but while he is in the air, Tytan races toward the ropes. Barrett lands and turns around and Tytan hits RELEASE THE KRAKEN! He nearly cuts Barrett in half! Tytan gets to his feet and the crowd is ROARING for him. Tytan waits for Barrett to get to his feet, he hits the ropes and hits the WRATH OF GOD! Tytan covers, one…..two…..THREE!
WINNER in 16:11 – Tytan. The WWE leads 4-2
Russ: I believe you gentlemen were saying something about this being over?
Lawler: Big deal, so you got a second win. That muscle head Tytan hit a couple of good moves and caught Wade Barrett off guard. You got lucky.
Razz: Yeah, it must have been luck. Couldn’t possibly be that your boy just got his ass handed to him
JBL: If that’s how you choose to see it, so be it Razz. The fact remains, we are TWO wins from closing this place down for good
Russ: So, we get no credit for a win
Razz: Of course not Russ! Remember, we are the little fed that couldn’t. We couldn’t POSSIBLY beat the mighty WWE!
Lawler: That might be the first true thing you have said all night Razz
Razz: No, I believe I called you an idiot earlier, we all know that is true
Russ: Our next match…..
JBL: Is a match I really have an issue with
Razz: This ought to be good
JBL: What kind of barbaric, psychopaths put women in a wrestling ring to face men?
Russ: Power teamed with Shane Tuska and Spider McNulty just a few matches ago to BEAT New Day….
Lawler: That was a mixed tag match Russ
Razz: Didn’t Chyna once hold the Intercontinental title? And didn’t she beat Jeff Jarrett for that title?
JBL: That was a long time ago Razz. Times have changed. To put a man and woman in the ring together and expect some kind of competitive match? That is absurd. Especially someone the caliber of Mr. Carter
Russ: A man who was, until recently, a member of the OOWF…….
Lawler: And he had the brains to get out of this flea-bit organization and come to the WWE so his greatness could be on display! I have heard about this Chloe, I have watched tape on her…….
Razz: Really? Isn’t she a little old for you Lawler? I thought you were more inclined to the Dora the Explorer crowd
Lawler: Real funny Razz. You know why Razz retired from wrestling? They couldn’t find anyone to give him a boostie to get into the ring anymore. Anyway, I have watched this Chloe person wrestle, if that’s what you want to call it, and she is nuts! She is a psychopath! She wouldn’t know the difference between a wristwatch and a wristlock if you tattooed it on her forehead!
Russ: And yet she is still one half of the world tag team champions
JBL: Yeah, with that lunatic Moosehead Jack, who shouldn’t even be ALLOWED in a wrestling ring. I hope Christian Carter breaks this woman in half. If you insist on men wrestling women like some barbarians, then I hope Carter gives her what she deserves
Russ: Only one way to find out, let’s go to the ringCHLOE vs. CHRISTIAN CARTERChristian Carter comes out to a rousing chorus of BOOOOOOOOS. Even some trash being thrown in there. He shrugs it off and gets into the ring, mocking the fans, and pointing to the score board showing WWE ahead 4-2. The crowd just boos louder, causing Carter to laugh and applaud. The boos turn to cheers as Chloe emerges. She's a little taken aback by the warm welcome, but only until she spies her prey in the ring, and then it's all business. She stalks to the ring with intensity and while Carter is pretty confident, when he sees her getting closer, he gets into a pretty ready defensive stance. Chloe stops short while the ROH referee takes both belts, and then hands them off, and calls for the bell.
The bell barely rings and Chloe is on Carter like white on rice, and not in the good way. She drives Carter back with a flurry of punches and the referee looks like he might want to give her a warning, but then thinks more wisely of that. Carter has managed to recover a bit though and strikes her with a couple of European uppercuts. This distracts her just enough that he can get out of the corner and then take her down with a quick clothesline. She springs back up, and he knocks her down again. Again, she springs back up and when he goes for the clothesline, she counters into an armdrag. She stretches him out into an armbar, and then stands up, only to slam him onto the canvas. She garvin stomps him for a bit and then hits the ropes for an elbow drop, but Carter rolls out of the way. As Chloe sits up, Carter bounces off ropes into a dropkick to her back. She falls over and Carter tries for the first pin, but why even bother counting, we know it's too early. The two trade punches and blows punctuated by suplexes and other moves for a while, and it seems like we should settle in folks because it could be a while. Instead of wearing each other down, the pain and violence they are inflicting seems to be giving them more power and more energy. However, it does start to take it's toll as Chloe hits a DDT and this gets a pin for nearly a two count. Five minutes a whole lot of attacking later, Carter nails a neckbreaker and this time Chloe takes a bit longer to get the arm up. Both wrestlers get to their feet, and Carter manages to back Chloe into a corner, when all of a sudden, he's distracted. Matt Folz comes running down to the ring and stops at the bottom of the ramp.
Carter turns back to Chloe who gets a punch to the face in. This time she gets a warning, but is displeased, so decides to talk things over with the referee....on the other side of the ring. Carter turns to start to untie the padding on the top turnbuckle, but Folz sees this. Folz leaps to the apron and grabs Carter from behind. He spins Carter around and then guillotines him off the top rope, as Folz jumps to the ground. Carter falls to the mat. Chloe and the referee conclude their negotiations, and Chloe pounces. She gets him into the LONDON DUNGEON~! Carter would flail around if he could, and he's too far from the ropes. He's got no choice.....and......eventually.....after taking it as long as he
can........taps!
WINNER in 23:37 – Chloe, WWE leads 4-3
After the match, Chloe collects her belt, and turns to the ramp where Folz gives her a thumbs up, and she gives him one back.
JBL: Who the HELL does Matt Folz think he is? He had NO RIGHT to be at ringside! Does he have a manager’s license? Is he supposed to be at ringside? Was he the timekeeper? NO he was not!
Razz: Somethin’ troublin’ you there JBL?
Lawler: What’s troubling is that you OOWF people don’t seem to want to play by the rules.
Russ: You mean the rules that say you can’t take the padding off the turnbuckle during a match? Those rules?
Lawler: Carter was simply ADJUSTING the turnbuckle. He had no reason to take the padding off, he was in complete control
Razz: Were we watching the same match?
Lawler: I don’t know Razz, can you see over the apron into the ring?
Razz: Keep makin’ jokes Jerry
JBL: You know, that whole thing seems suspicious! Carter is a former OOWF guy isn’t he?
Russ: Who, according to you twenty minutes ago “had the brains to get out of this flea-bit organization and come to the WWE so his greatness could be on display.” And now, because he lost, you question his loyalty?
JBL: I’m not questioning anything Russ. Christian Carter is the future of the WWE, that man WILL be the WWE champion one day, you can write that down!
Russ: Well, next up, we have one of the most brutal matches in wrestling. War Games. The premise is simple, two teams of four. Each team will send one man into the cage for five minutes. After that, since the WWE won the coin toss earlier today, they will be the next to send someone in, and they will have a two on one advantage for five minutes. The match continues on until everyone is in the ring. After that, the only way to win is by pin fall or submission.
JBL: So, what’s the minimum on this, two guys for five minutes, thirty minutes to get everyone else into the ring……ok, so the WWE wins this match in thirty five minutes
Razz: You are really going to completely discount the abilities of Stank and LD Williams, two legends in the OOWF, Matt Folz, one of the most gifted technical wrestlers alive today, and Tommy Wilder, one of the best high flyers there is today?
Lawler: So much wrong there Razz. LD and Stank might be “legends” in this Podunk fed, but I am not convinced they could make it out of NXT in the WWE. Matt Folz HAD a shot at the WWE and couldn’t cut it, and while Wilder might be able to fly, there’s not a whole lot of room to fly in a cage
JBL: And never mind that they are facing four more of the very best the WWE has to offer. We welcomes Rory and Alexis into the fold because they have real potential. And Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins are the absolute future of wrestling. This match is going to be a slaughter
Russ: I think you grossly underestimate the OOWF side of things, but hey, there’s only one way we will figure this out for sure
Razz: Head to the ring?
Russ: Head to the ring
Russ: As we watch this steel cage come down and start to surround these two rings, I have to be honest with all of you watching right now. I don't think my partner and I can remain impartial during our commentary. Never before has the name of this match been more appropriate to the situation, this is indeed a war for the very existence of this company. I'm just glad we have 4 of our very best on our team tonight. Let's head down to ringside.STANK, LD WILLIAMS, MATT FOLZ & TOMMY WILDER vs. ALEXIS DARLING, RORY ALBRIGHT, ROMAN REIGNS & SETH ROLLINS – War Games"Royals" begins to play over the loudspeaker bringing Alexis Darling, Rory Albright, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns down to the ring accompanied by Carrie Weisz and Stephanie McMahon (who's carrying a briefcase for some reason).
Russ: What in the hell is Stephanie McMahon doing out here?
JBL: Stephanie McMahon can do, and go, wherever the hell she pleases
Lawler: Why wouldn't she be here? Her husband is in the main event tonight.
Russ: What does that have to do with THIS match?
JBL: I don't know. I'd go down and ask her but I'm stuck with you two
Razz: I don't like this one damn bit, something's up."Separation of Church and Skate" by NOFX brings Tommy Wilder down the aisle. "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" brings out Matt Folz and his wife Jaime. Then the 100% pro OOWF crowd nearly blows the roof off the arena as "Path Less Taken" brings out OOWF originals Stank and LD Williams. They bump fists with Matt and Tommy and head down to the ring.
Matt and Rory start out. Albright mockingly blows a kiss towards Jaime and then grins as he slaps Matt across the face. Suffice it to say, Matt doesn't take too kindly to this and nails a big right hand before starting to chop the shit out of Albright. Folz propels Albright face first into the cage and then a follows with a huge release German Suplex as Rory staggers back. Vicious quick snap suplex is followed by a brainbuster. Folz sends Albright into the cage again, this time drawing blood which gets a pop from the crowd. Folz goes for another suplex, but Albright rakes his eyes and then hits a low blow. Albright hits a backdrop driver and then an elbow from the top rope. He scoops Folz up and looks for the El Soul, but Folz slips off his shoulders and turns it into an Anklelock. Albright uses his free leg to kick Folz off and stagger him back, only to get up and run right into a Folz spinebuster. Folz leans Albright against the ropes and uses the middle and top ropes to literally start strangling him.
Team WWE wins the coin toss (I'm as shocked as you are) and Seth Rollins enters the ring. He ambushes Folz from behind and slams his head into the cage busting him open. He picks Folz up and hits a hard knee to the sternum. Folz tries to fight back, but a semi recovered Albright chop blocks him from behind. Rollins holds Folz and Albright hits a superkick. Rollins keeps his grip and hits a German Suplex on Folz. Rollins drops an elbow onto the back of Folz's head and Albright quickly follows with a knee drop to the same area. They catapult Folz into the cage and then rub his face on it. Double Clothesline sends Folz into the second ring and more importantly away from his team's side of the cage. Rollins powerbombs Folz into the corner and sets up for a curbstomp...
... When the door opens and Tommy Wilder quickly hits the ring. He charges and leaps over both sets of ropes to clothesline Rollins. Albright charges but Wilder leaps up, grabs the top of the cage and takes Albright over with a flying head scissors. Rollins gets back to his feet, only to have Wilder take him down with a spinning heel kick. Albright staggers back up and Wilder nails him with a flying forearm. Folz gets up and slams Rollins onto Albright and then Wilder heads up top and nails the Airwalk on them both. Folz whips Albright chest first into the turnbuckle as Wilder puts a figure four on Rollins.
Alexis Darling is next in for team WWE and Folz quickly moves to the second ring to meet her with a massive chop. Two more follow and then he propels her into the cage. Back in the other ring, Albright gets to his feet and drops an elbow on Wilder to break up the figure four. Rollins and Albright then take Wilder out with a double powerbomb. Rollins stomps on Wilder as Albright moves into the second ring and helps Alexis. The two eventually overwhelm Folz and hit him with a Spike Piledriver. Rollins throws Wilder over the ropes and joins his team. He and Albright beat the shit out of Wilder as Alexis hits Folz with a Bitch Killer. Rollins hits a curbstomp on Wilder and the heels smile and celebrate in the middle of the ring as the crowd boos.
Those boos quickly turn to cheers as LD Williams is the next into the ring. Alexis and Albright start hammering as he comes through the door and send him off the ropes to try a double clothesline, but he ducks and takes them out with one of his own. Low blow to Rollins, Low Blow to Albright, powerslam to Alexis. Release German Suplex to Rollins is followed by a lariat to Albright that spins him 360 degrees in the air. Folz is back standing now and places Alexis on the top rope for a superplex. Wilder heads up top and nails a Swanton bomb onto Albright.
Roman Reigns is the last man in for the heels. Wilder immediately charges him but gets caught and lawn darted into the cage. LD is stomping Alexis in the corner, Reigns sets up behind him and hits the Superman punch. Meanwhile, in the other ring Rollins places his hands up and seems to be having a conversation with Folz.
Russ: What in the hell is this all about?Rollins points Folz's attention to the outside of the cage and Stephanie McMahon opens the briefcase to reveal a substantial amount of cash.
Russ: My God no. Was this Royalty's plan all along?
Razz: Remember what Matt did during his first time in War Games? God no!
JBL: Face facts boys, this guy gets it. He sees the writing on the wall
Russ: Don't do it Matt.Folz gives Stephanie a thumbs up and nods.
Russ: NO! Dammit! I can't believe th...... Wait.
Lawler: It’s OVER! This is GREAT!Folz shakes hands with Rollins but quickly pulls him into an overhead belly to belly suplex. He then flashes a double middle finger to a shocked Stephanie as the crowd roars. Matt heads to the other ring and grabs Reigns into an ANGLE SLAM. Rollins holds LD as Alexis pulls out a pair of Brass Knuckles. She winds up but LD ducks and Alexis takes out Rollins instead. On replay, we're not quite sure if Alexis could have stopped her arm after LD ducked or not. Before Alexis can do anything else, Wilder grabs her and Suplexes her into the corner.
Stank is the last man into the ring and he starts nailing anything that moves. Spear to Alexis, Spear to Albright, Spear to Rollins, Spear to Reigns. We see Folz go over to his wife and say "now hon". Jaime pulls out two pairs of handcuffs and passes them through the cage. Folz handcuffs Rollins to the top of the cage and then tosses the other pair to LD who handcuffs Reigns. Stank scoops up Albright and hits the STANK U. Then Folz follows with an Angle Slam, LD with a Canadian Destroyer and finally Wilder with the Air Walk. They toss Albright's lifeless body into the second ring as Alexis makes it back to her feet and sees herself 4 on 1 against the entire OOWF team.
Razz: How appropriate. Alexis is one of the founding members of Royalty, one of the ones who set this entire thing in motion.
JBL: THIS ISN’T RIGHT! THIS IS BARBARIC! I DEMAND THIS MATCH BE STOPPED NOW!
Lawler: <hearing the crowd roar for blood> It figures, the fans here are animals just like the people that work there! Poor Alexis!
Russ: Serves her right!Alexis tries to climb up the cage to escape, but Folz powerbombs her off. Wilder comes off the top rope with a leg drop. Folz shakes hands with LD and Stank and says "You two have damn sure earned the right to finish this" and slams Alexis down in front of them. LD locks Alexis in a crossface, while Stank simultaneously locks in an Anklelock. Alexis has no where to go and no allies left and quickly taps as the crowd goes nuts.
WINNERS in 50:30: Tommy Wilder, Matt Folz, Stank and LD Williams, Tied 4-4
JBL: What a disgusting display
Razz: So, about that insurmountable lead you had. How’s that workin’ for ya?
Lawler: If you want to call what we just saw wrestling, then I want no part of this crappy little organization. That was a joke
Russ: This coming from a guy who works in an organization that nearly saw one man killed when he fell THROUGH a cage, and oh, actually saw a man DIE when he was forced to do a stunt he didn’t want to do! Say what you want about the OOWF, but we, somehow, have never had anyone die in the ring!
Lawler: Russ, that was a cheap shot there, and we are not THAT company anymore!
Razz: No, you’re even worse. You’re boring
JBL: Endangering peoples lives is not ENTERTAINMENT! Locking people in a CAGE is not entertainment!
Razz: Hell in a Cell and Elimination chamber ring a bell?
Lawler: Give me a break Razz, not even close to the same thing!
Russ: Well, I can’t agree with that, it sounds to me like the WWE is taking on hell of a hypocritical stance on all this. This next match is incredibly important. With the score tied, the winner if this match forces the loser to win two of the next three
Razz: The current WWE world tag team champions, the Usos against the former OOWF world tag team champions Murphy’s Law
JBL: It boggles the mind to think that you two think this is some kind of competition
Russ: I’m not sure if you saw the score……..
Lawler: We saw, it’s tied, but so what? Our best is yet to come. Look, your little band of rabble has had a nice run, but now it’s crunch time. Now it’s serious. The Usos are going to destroy these two drunken fools
Russ: It continues to amaze me that you two REFUSE to give the OOWF even a shred of credit
Lawler: Credit for what? For lucking into a couple of wins? Even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then
Razz: And even Jerry Lawler busts a nut over a sixteen year old girl now and then
Lawler: Watch your mouth Razz
Razz: Or what?
Russ: Gentlemen, if we can stay focused on the wrestling
JBL: If that’s what you want to call it
Razz: Look, I am tired of this. You want to put the Murphy’s down? Fine. You know what I think of the Usos? I think they are a couple of Wild Samoan wannabes. I think they have some talent, but aren’t nearly as good as you want them to be because Vince, that crazy old fuck, doesn’t have the slightest clue what to do with tag teams. I think the last TRUE tag team the WWE had was…….what? The Road Warriors back in the day? Edge and Christian? The Hardy Boyz? How long ago was that? Say what you want about us, but we know what the hell we are doing when it comes to tag team wrestling. Now, before either of these clowns can open their big mouths again, let’s go to the ringMURPHY’S LAW vs. THE USOSMusic from The Dropkick Murphys bring out Murphy's Law. DK and Daniella are focused and head straight to the ring.
And out come the WWE Tag Team Champions Jimmy and Jey. Their ritual doesn't elicit their usual positive attitudes and that irritates the Samoan-Americans. They walk down the ramp badmouthing the Murphys as they roll into the ring, and the MWF referee gets between both teams asking for one to start. The referee asks a couple of times before someone throws a punch and it's Katie Bar the door.
The referee just calls for a bell to start the brawl officially. Daniella gets the upper hand on Jey and flings him out of the ring, then calls to DK...Irish Car Bomb! DK goes for the pin but Daniella doesn't leave the ring and has to be removed by the referee. Jey sees this and heads for the top rope. He dives toward DK...but he moves and Jey splashes Jimmy! The referee sends Jey out as DK pulls up Jimmy...CHOMP! DK covers but the referee is totally out of position and gets a one count. DK tags Daniella and picks up Jimmy. Daniella climbs to the second turnbuckle and launches a double ax-handle to the back of Jimmy. Daniella continues the ground and pound and throws Jimmy toward the turnbuckle, but Jimmy reverses and follows in with a Stinger Splash!
Jimmy turns Daniella around for a Full Nelson Bomb! Jimmy goes for a pin but Daniella launches him halfway across the ring—into the Uso's corner. Jimmy tags Jey in who climbs to the top rope...missile dropkick...that sends Daniella into her corner and here comes DK all house of fire. Jimmy and Jey are facing the wrath of Back of Beyond Jack and the referee is desperately trying to get one of the Usos out when Daniella decides to come in and play.
Jimmy finally gets tossed from the ring and once more the Murphys go for an Irish Car bomb! DK goes out of the ring after Jimmy and Daniella is all over Jey, but Jey catches her with a knife edge chop to the throat. Jey muscles her up for a Samoan Drop! Jey goes for the pin but the referee is trying to get DK and Jimmy back to their corners. DK makes his way back into the ring and is trying to get at Jey, but the referee asserts his authority to get DK back out. Quickly Jimmy and Jey get Daniella up for the Hotshot! Jimmy rolls out and Jey covers. DK steps out after the threat of disqualification, and the referee turns and sees the pin. Out of sight of the referee Jimmy is holding down Daniella's legs. DK dives tp break up the pin but just a little too late.
WINNERS in 14:44 – The Usos. WWE leads 5-4
DK tries to explain what happened to the referee but the Usos are fast on their way to the back...[
Lawler: Looks like the Wild Samoan wannabes just took care of your drunken Irish idiots. Wanna shoot your mouth off some more Razz?
Razz: You wanna go to hell Lawler?
Russ: It was an impressive win for the Usos
JBL: A win that puts us just one win away from wrapping this up. I like our chances!
Razz: You would
Russ: And now, we come up on the first must win match for the OOWF. Miranda Williams, daughter of the legendary LD Williams, faces WWE Divas champion Nikki Bella
Lawler: Well, pack this place up, it’s time to go home
Razz: Seriously Lawler? Did you have another heart attack? Or a stroke?
JBL: Scoff all you want Razz, Nikki Bella is being trained by some of the best wrestlers in the world. She works with John Cena and Daniel Bryan and has improved light years
Razz: And in a couple more centuries of training, she might be able to approach “good”
Russ: With all due respect to Mr. Bryan and……well, Mr. Bryan, Nikki Bella HAS come a long way, but Miranda Williams has also been trained by the best, and frankly, she is light years ahead of Mrs. Bella
JBL: Based on WHAT? Nikki Bella holds a title more prestigious than any title here in the OOWF and has held it for a long time. The women’s competition in the WWE is the best women’s wrestling in the world
Russ: Ok, now I have to ask, did YOU have a stroke? You cannot be serious
JBL: I am dead serious. I don’t care WHERE you go, you will NOT find that level of competition ANYWHERE in the world
Razz: Are lobotomies a requirement for announcing in the WWE? Cause seriously, you two have lost your fucking minds
Lawler: You can disbelieve all you want, you are about to see this little rat hole come crashing down, thanks to Nikki Bella, wish it could have been me to do it, but I will be thrilled to see Nikki end this dump
Russ: I am literally speechless
Razz: I have one thing to say…….let’s go to the ring<cut backstage where Fire and Miranda are walking toward the curtain>
FW: Okay, you ready?
MW: Yeah...I'm fine, she's just a diva.
FW: Don't underestimate. Just because WWE doesn't let them wrestle doesn't mean they can't. I mean, it's likely but--
MW: Quit worrying, I got this.
FW: Look, I suck as a coach, but here's what you need to know. You win, you tie the score and you give Moose and I a chance. You lose, and there's no point in us going out there.
MW: Gee, no pressure.
<Fire grabs her chin.>
FW: Look at me.........with your shield, or on it. There's no other option.
MW: I'm a Williams. I got it.
<Fire and Miranda fistbump. Miranda stops at the gorilla position, and Fire whispers a prayer as she crosses herself. While they are waiting, they hear the commentary>
FW: You know what? Forget what I said. Go out and kill this bitch
<Miranda grins as her music starts to play>
MIRANDA WILLIAMS vs. NIKKI BELLAThe scoreboard reads 5 for WWE and 4 for OOWF. Nikki Bella is announced and stupid Diva theme starts. The crowd predictably craps all over this. Not for long as Miranda Williams makes her entrance. A nice "Let's Go 'Randa" chant pipes up, much to Nikki's dismay and we get a early lock up after the bell. Nikki attempts to woman-handle Miranda around the ring, and it works for a bit. Nikki pushes Miranda hard against the ropes and when she bounces out, the Bella bitchslaps her so hard it spins her around about 270 degrees. Nikki walks proudly around the ring, soaking in the boos, but that appears to have inspired Miranda. Miranda recovers and explodes, taking Nikki over quickly with three suplexes in
a row. Three Amigas? Maybe. Anyway, she makes a pin, but Nikki kicks out at two. Miranda grabs her by the hair and jerks her to her feet before pulling her not a clothesline that drops her to the mat again. She grabs Nikki's feet and locks them behind her own leg and....FIRESTOMP~! A little tribute to her mentor there! Nikki holds her face as Miranda again pulls her up by the hair and....DESECRATOR~! She makes the pin, one...two....THREE~! Nikki never had a chance.
WINNER in :57 – Miranda Williams. We are tied 5-5
After the match Miranda goes up the ramp celebrating with the two belts. At the top, Fire steps out and the two embrace, before Fire lifts Miranda's hand triumphantly.
Russ: I believe you two were saying something amusing?
Lawler: She cheated
Razz: She cheated by being CLEARLY better?
JBL: Doesn’t prove a thing Razz. Miranda got lucky. If they wrestled ten times, Nikki wins nine of them.
Russ: You are insane! Nikki got in ONE move, a slap!
Razz: Well, Russ, to be fair, in the WWE that is a pretty advanced move for them
Lawler: Funny stuff Razz, you should consider a career in comedy, might be better than your wrestling career ever was
Razz: Well, I guess if I had booked my own territory I could claim a lot more titles……
JBL: Only if there were midget wrestlers there
Russ: Or, in your case, JBL, someone like Eddie Guerrero to carry your ass to watchable matches
JBL: What the hell did you just say?
Razz: Pretty sure you heard him Layfield
JBL: Ahh, you buckin’ up Razz? You wanna go RIGHT NOW?
<chairs go back, headsets come off again, this time we can hear Vince screaming in JBL’s headset>
VKM: PUT THE GODDAMN HEADSET BACK ON! SIT DOWN! BRADSHAW! DO NOT ENGAGE THESE TWO! FOCUS ON CALLING THE MATCH!
<Bradshaw sits back down and puts his headset back on>
Razz: Dance little puppet
JBL: One day Razz, I am gonna catch you in a parking lot and shut that smart mouth of yours for good
Razz: There’s a parkin’ lot right out back big man
Russ: If we can? We are ready for the main event. This is THE biggest match in OOWF history. Moosehead Jack and Firewoman put everything on the line and face Alexander Darling and HHH
Lawler: It took longer than I thought, but this is the end boys. This is it. Moosehead Jerk and Firewoman, they may be brother and sister, but they can’t get along for more than five minutes. Are you going to dispute that?
Russ: They have had a somewhat contentious relationship in the past
Lawler: And then you have Darling, who is Firewoman’s husband, do you REALLY think she is going to try and beat her husband?
Russ: Well, since this isn’t the 1950’s anymore, yes, yes I do
Lawler: And then, as if we needed more, we have the greatest wrestler to lace up a pair of boots in HHH on our side AND a guy who realized that the OOWF is a joke and came to the WWE and won the title. Alexander Darling has a future, and it’s as a multiple time WWE world heavyweight champion
Razz: The same HHH who is basically a part time wrestler and gets blown up walking to the ring?
Russ: You can say what you want about Moose and Fire, and their history is WELL documented, but when they are focused – and they ARE – there may not be a more destructive force on the planet. Those two are insane
JBL: Exactly. They are insane. They are NOT wrestlers. At least Moosehead Jack isn’t. With a lot more training Firewoman might be able to pass as a Diva in the WWE, but those two are NOT wrestlers. They are sadists
Russ: And those two sadists are going to save the OOWF. Let’s go to the ring<while HHH and Darling are being introduced, we cut backstage. Fire is pacing nervously, Moose is leaning against some crates and looks bored>
MHJ: You ready for this?
FW: Jackie…….I don’t……..this is SO big, what if……..
<Moose walks over to Fire and puts his hands on his shoulders and takes a deep breath>
MHJ: Lis, we are Quinns. No one takes what is ours. No one. Those two are trying to take from us. Are we going to let that happen?
FW: <calming down and getting an evil look on her face> armagoddamnmotherfuckingeddon
MHJ: Let’s spill some blood
MOOSEHEAD JACK & FIREWOMAN vs. ALEXANDER DARLING & HHHIt’s time for all the chips to be pushed in as we’re all tied up tonight in this battle for control of the OOWF. The OOWF has made a solid comeback over the last few matches, but this one will be for all the marbles and the backstory between the competitors here is far too long to get into. Let’s just say that this won’t be for the faint of heart and emotions are sure to explode.
hits and from the back in matching gear comes the Quinn siblings. They are 100% focused as they make their way down to the ring and go over some last second strategery. As they test the ropes, Motorhead’s “The Game” starts to play and the WWE CEO himself, Triple H steps out from the back and boy does he not look pleased to be wrestling in front of this crowd. He makes his way down to the ring and circles the outside awaiting his partner. Moose & Fire make sure to keep an eye on him, but the rest of the arena turns towards the entrance as this…
…and boy does the crowd get hostile. They had venom for Hunter’s appearance but the arrival of the members of Royalty; Christian Carter, Alexis Darling, Rory Albright, & Carrie has brought almost nuclear heat. And as they stroll down to ringside and join Hunter, the crowd is not liking how this looks for the OOWF. That almost nuclear heat does become nuclear as a spotlight illuminates the entrance and we hear,
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE leading right into Porcelain & The Tramps “King of the World”
and here he comes, the Brat Prince; the WWE World Heavyweight Champion; the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion; the Crusher Killer…Alexander Darling and boy does he not look pleased that his plans have seemingly started to fall apart after the WWE jumped out to an early lead. He makes his way down to join his partner and it’s clear they are not on the same page already as we can hear Alex tell Hunter that he thought they had plans in place and we hear Hunter fire back…”what about all the people you had in your pocket. What happened there buddy.” They are about to come to blows when Lexie gets in between them and motions towards the ring and says that should be your focus. Hunter & Alex nod and as Alex hands off the title belts to his sister, they start to climb up the steps and out of nowhere thanks to a boost from her brother, Firewoman is flying over the turnbuckle and at the very last second Alex is able to dodge but HHH takes the force of the blow and they’re in a heap on the floor. Alex climbs into the ring and we don’t need any introductions here as he and Moose start trading blows as the bell rings.
This war goes back years and man do they love lighting each other up. There is no technique or workrate here as Moose and Alex just throw unbridled hate at one another via punches, kicks, scratches, claws, and everything they can think of with their baser instincts. Neither is able to gain an early advantage as they trade some bigger tosses and slams and signature moves. Hiptoss from Moose that he looks to follow up with an elbow, but Darling rolls out of the way and is able to lift MHJ with a scoop slam before trying to follow up with a knee, but Moose has that scouted and slides out of the way. Meanwhile, on the outside Firewoman has gotten back up first and is back in her corner as she looks for a tag to get her hands on her husband and Royalty is working with HHH to get him back to his feet.
Back to the action and it looks like Moose has grabbed the first advantage as he has Alexander by the arm and hits a series of short-arm clotheslines. And as he wrings the arm, Firewoman is frothing at the mouth for a tag. Moose obliges his sister and makes the tag, but as Firewoman comes in, Alexander is able to wiggle out of the armbar and he quickly exits the ring and joins his partner on the floor. Firewoman is staring daggers at her husband but he just laughs as he regroups with Hunter. As the two WWE participants make their way back up the steps they force the Ring of Honor impartial referee to keep Fire in her corner to allow them back to their corner. Alex steps between the ropes and it looks like he’s about to lock-up with Fire but he quickly turns back and tags Hunter in.
Collar-and-elbow tie up in the center of the ring and Hunter pushes Fire away like a rag doll. This strength edge really might be an issue for team OOWF. They lock up again and once again HHH pushes Fire away hard. They go for a third but this time FW changes up and slides behind Trips and starts nailing him with kicks and strikes to the kidneys. As Hunter spins to try and grab Fire, she’s way to fast and slides under his hands once again and now starts firing away kicks to his legs. Fire is really using her quickness and she’s finally able to drop HHH to a knee and she almost takes his head off with a SHINING WIZARD. Fire makes the tag to her brother and the Quinns begin an almost methodical destruction of the WWE CEO. The siblings are out for blood and they get it from Hunter as Moose works him over with nasty slams while Fire keeps him off-balance with strikes and speed. Everytime Alex tries to make a save, he’s cut off by the ref and that allows the Quinns to really begin to work over Hunter in their corner with illegal double teams.
Darling is clearly getting frustrated at not being able to help his partner and he drops to the floor to go over some strategy with his compatriots in Royalty. As he’s talking to Lexie, Hunter is able to fire some elbows at the twins and he’s able to get some breathing room and he’s just able to make it to his corner but by the time Alex notices, the Quinns are back in the ring and pull Hunter away just seconds before Alex is able to reach out for the tag. They really are not on the same page and it’s costing Helmsley as the Quinns once again begin a systematic takedown of the WWE COO. Hunter is a bloody mess as Fire & Moose trade off on using some unseen weapon in their wrestling gloves. Alex is pleading with the ref to check but everytime he does, the object must be with the other. Moose lifts Hunter up and goes for the HEARTPUNCH and HHH drops like a ton of bricks…Moose makes the cover,
1…
2…Alex is in the ring and…
He breaks up the count by dropping an elbow but Moose had already moved. This is becoming a debacle for team WWE. Moose lifts Alex by the hair and tosses him to the floor before tagging in his sister. The Quinns drag Hunter to his corner and with no partner their again, they antagonize Hunter that all his plans have failed. Alexander gets his bearings and slides back into the ring and spins Moose around as they start trading blows once again but the ref is quickly separating them. He gains control as Firewoman & Hunter are the legal competitors. Fire with a hard Irish whip into the corner and as Hunter stages out, Fire nails him with a boot to the gut and follows up with the VOODOO DROP. Fire makes a cover…
One…
Two…
Thr…No, Alex pulls Fire off Hunter and it’s time. Firewoman gets to her feet and she is nose to nose with her husband. A shove from Firewoman sends Alex back and he comes back with a shove of his own. Fire hits the ropes and shoves her husband once again and as Alex staggers back he starts laughing. The ref is trying to get him out of the ring but Alex pushes him aside and he goes for a SUPERKICK on his wife, but Moose is in the ring and he pushes Hunter in the way and Alex damn near takes his partner’s head and Alex shakes his head like he can’t believe this is going down like this. As Alex is about to charge his wife once again, Moose takes him down with a SPEAR that folds him like an accordion. Fire takes the chance and lifts Hunter back to his feet and she gets a double-underhook…FIRESTORM connects. Fire makes the cover…
1…
2…
No, Moose breaks up the count? He shakes his head no and tells Fire they aren’t finished yet and Fire laughs as she nods along with her brother. Fire drags the ref into a neutral corner as they discuss possible future employment with the OOWF as Moose lifts Hunter up and nails a RANHEI. Moose is really laying the boots to Hunter while on the outside Alexis has slid the WWE World Heavyweight Title to her brother. Alex holds the belt behind him as he drags himself to his feet, Moose drags HHH up as well and finally notices Alex there. Alex charges and Alexander hits Hunter with the WWE title…
WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Alex starts laughing as does Moose. Is this really happening? YES, Alex takes the WWE belt and hands it over to Moose. Moose spits on it before dropping it to the mat and lifting Hunter back to his feet. Moose grabs HHH…DOUBLE UNDERHOOK PILEDRIVER onto the WWE title. This is a real shocking turn of events and we hear a roar from the crowd as the WWE contingent starts exiting from the back and charging towards the ring but before they get more than a few steps, the OOWF roster is there and gets most of them quickly escorted back backstage. But someone has escaped from the pack…it’s Randy Orton and he’s about to get into the ring when he’s suddenly pulled off the apron…that’s CONCRETE TAKAKEN GRYFON…what the hell is he doing here. Fire looks to the outside and notices this out of the corner of her eye and just nods. CTG tosses Orton over the barricade and brawls with him out of the arena.
Meanwhile Alex just retreats to his corner as he watches the carnage. Moose takes over distracting the ref as Fire looks over at her husband and they just smile at one another as Fire rolls Triple H over, locks the legs…MOTHERFUCKING CURBSTOMP onto the WWE title and then Fire gets in position…
BEST
FIRESAULT
EVER
And this one is academic now as Fire makes the cover…
One, Two, Three!!!
WINNERS in 11:05, MOOSEHEAD JACK & FIREWOMAN
Which means retaining control of the OOWF is the OOWF!
Vince storms out from the back and is essentially apoplectic. He screams at Alex, but Alex just sits on the top rope and watches him. Vince is ranting and raving like a lunatic. Tommy Wilder sneaks out from the back, and when Vince turns around, Wilder POPS him with a SUPERKICK!
At the announce table, Lawler gets in Russ’s face, and Ross DECKS him! Lawler falls to the floor out cold and Russ looks up, smirks, and drops a roll of quarters from his hand. JBL grabs Russ from behind and is about to kill him, when Razz grabs him from behind and hits a TAZZPLEX! JBL hits the floor and doesn’t move. HHH leaves the ring and staggers around a bit and sees the carnage, he looks around and waves to the back, a few WWE guys come out and help carry Vince, Lawler and JBL to the back, all the while, the crowd is singing NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA, HEY HEY HEY, GOOD BYYYYYYEEEE! HHH stops at the top of the ramp and glares at Alex, Moose and Fire and shakes his head in rage, then heads to the back.
The rest of Royalty comes into the ring and they toss Hunter over the top rope as they hand a microphone to Alex.
Alexander: I don’t have much to say but I would like to invite the rest of the locker room out here for this.The OOWF roster empties and starts to come down to ringside. Most of them look a little leery as they try to make sense of what is going on. The rest of the Saints are definitely giving an eye to Moose and Fire.
It’s very simple. I don’t like a lot of you and most of you really don’t like me, but the one thing I can always say is this place has been where I’ve felt most at home. The WWE was going to make this attempt sooner or later and from the start, we…the three of us here, no matter how many issues between us exist always knew we needed to be ahead of them. And there was no better option than someone who already had an in within the WWE power hierarchy. So, we planted the seeds I was looking for a better opportunity because truthfully, I’m a douchebag and it fit.
But at the end of the day, this is my home. This is OUR home. And tonight is OUR night. So there is one final piece of business…I actually am WWE World Heavyweight Champion, but ya know what I really don’t want to be. So, as my last act as champion, I declare a match to happen right now.**WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match**
Alexander Darling © vs. Moosehead JackAlex extends his hand to Moose
MHJ: After what you did to Stan? Fuck you
Alex sighs, grabs Moose’s hand and immediately taps out
Your winner in :02 and NEW WWE World Heavyweight Champion, Moosehead Jack!Moose grabs the belt.
MHJ: I don’t want this piece of shit. Give me a trash can.A trash can and a bottle of lighter fluid is tossed into the ring and Moose lights the WWE title on fire as Fire smiles. Alexander exits the ring with the rest of Royalty and we see him approach a few members of the roster and we can hear bits of whispers but for the most part it seems to be like, we can handle the rest tomorrow, but tonight is a celebration. There are still lots of glares as Royalty circles the ring and begins to exit the area. The Saints join Fire & Moose in the ring and we see Alex motion to Fire that he’ll talk to her later. The rest of Royalty has made their way up the ramp and are waiting for Alex to finish saying his goodbyes to the roster to allow them to celebrate and the last person at the bottom of the ramp is Matt Folz. The mics pick up Folz saying “I don’t trust you.” Alex responds with a “You don’t have to, but for tonight, we won. Accept that and we’ll deal with the rest tomorrow.” Folz looks tentative but nods. Alex holds out his hand and Folz looks down at it for a long time before taking a deep breath and shaking Darling’s hand. Folz probably should have listened to his gut because WHAM, kick to the gut and before anyone can react…DARLING DRIVER on the floor.
Alex quickly makes his way up the ramp to join the rest of Royalty and as the OOWF roster starts to exit the ring to make their way up the aisle a full squad of a Riot Gear Swat Team comes out to form a human barricade.
Alexander: Oh, that’s right. I’m a dick. I am Alexander Fucking Darling. This is Royalty. This is OUR KINGDOM. And no one…not Vince, not Eric, not Moose, not Folz…NO ONE is going to lead but Royalty. So here’s how this night will end…
Fuck you WWE.
Fuck you Saints.
Fuck you Wilder.
Fuck you Muyos.
Fuck you OOWF.
And most importantly…Fuck you Folz.
We are Royalty, and well, you’re just not. Learn to accept it.Royalty heads to the back, flanked by the armed security. Matt Folz has to be restrained to keep from going after him. GM the Nate quickly gets into the ring.
GMtN: Matt……you’ll have your chance in a few days. I have something to say here though, I know I have only been around for a little bit, but I want to say how proud I am of each and every one of you. In fact, I was so sure that you would pull this off that I had production make this, as a tribute to all of you:
<just imagine this with OOWF clips. How perfect is this, seriously? Thanks to Fire for the awesome find>
The video ends and we see a celebration continuing in the ring, then we see Alexander Darling come back out to the stage with the OOWF World Heavyweight title over his shoulder. Matt Folz climbs the ropes and locks eyes with Darling and makes the “I want the belt” motion. Darling smirks as a spotlight falls on him as he slowly raises the title in the air
*Fade*
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