OOWF Dance of Death XI
Live! From Tirana, Albania
January 25, 2015
CONCRETE TG vs. DIM“The Thieving Magpie” plays and the hulking Dim, all 6’4” 385lbs of him comes out from the back in full Clockwork Orange gear. Despite being a heel ( and teaming with Alex, Georgie and Pete as Ultra Violence) he gets a smattering of cheers from the audience. “With Jupiter in Mind” plays and the crowd comes to their feet as Concrete TG races to the ring. Crete slides under the bottom rope and climbs to the middle rope and salutes the crowd. As he hops down, the bell rings and Dim tries to attack!
Crete dodges the attack and connects with a spinning heel kick to the side of Dim’s head. Dim staggers to the middle of the ring and Crete hits the ropes and connects with a flying forearm to the face that drops Dim to the mat. Dim gets to his feet and staggers into the corner, Crete charges in and tries a big splash, but Dim catches him and DRIVES him to the mat with a URINAGE! As Crete struggles to his feet, Dim bounds off the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Crete ducks and shoves Dim to the ropes. On the rebound, Crete POPS him with a superkick that stuns the big man. CTG races to the corner, scales the ropes and lands a HURRACARANA driving the big man to the mat.
Crete gets to his feet and calls for the finisher. As Dim stands, Crete grabs him around the waist for FINAL JUSTICE, but Dim catches Crete with an elbow to the side of the head, then turns and DROPS him with a straight right to the jaw. Dim gloats for a moment, then pulls Crete up and PLANTS him with a scoop slam and heads to the corner. Dim begins climbing the ropes, with his back to Crete, and gets to the middle rope when Crete leaps to his feet, charges into the corner and grabs Dim, and hits a middle rope LONG ARM OF THE LAW dropping Dim right on the back of his head! Crete rolls him over, covers and hooks the leg, and gets the one, two, three!
WINNER in 5:34 – Concrete TG
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. SHANE TUSKA“Scarecrow” plays and Moose comes to the ring. The crowd nearly boos him out of Albania, but Moose ignores then, rolls under the bottom rope and sits slumped in the corner. Tuska’s “music” plays and he races to the ring, slides under the bottom rope, and as Moose tries to get to his feet, he attacks!
Tuska hammers Moose with punches and kicks, driving Moose back to the mat in the corner. The referee tries to get Tuska to back away, and he does, for a fraction of a second, then repeatedly slams his knee into Jack’s face. Moose slumps in the corner and Tuska walks to the opposite corner and charges in with another ferocious knee to the face that drops Moose to the mat. Tuska tries to grab him and pull him back into the ring, but Jack escapes under the bottom rope and staggers around the ring. Tuska stalks Moose and springs over the top rope at him, Moose drops to the floor, but Tuska lands on his feet and waits for Jack to stand back up, when he does, Shane connects with a BRUTAL kick to the face that sends Moose sprawling. From the apron, Shane leaps and drops an elbow right to Moose’s sternum, then grabs him by the hair and hammers him with punches to the face!
Shane pulls Moose to his feet and whips him hard into the steel guardrail, then follows him in with a clothesline that sends him over the guardrail into the crowd. Shane gives Moose not a seconds rest, and reaches over the guardrail and pulls him to his feet then hooks him for a suplex. Tuska shows his impressive strength and keeps Moose in the air for several seconds, slowly walking over to a chair, then DRIVING Moose down onto the chair, BRAINBUSTA! While Moose lies there dying, Shane slides back into the ring to break the count, then slips right back to the floor. Shane has a crazed look in his eyes tonight. He grabs a handful of hair and pulls Moose up and slams him between the eyes with a headbutt. Moose staggers away and rolls onto the apron and pulls himself up using the ropes. Tuska seizes the opportunity and hops onto the apron behind Moose, grabs him around the waist and hits a BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX ONTO THE APRON!
Moose is folded in half and falls to the floor, landing twice right on the back of his neck. The crowd starts a HOLY SHIT chant while Shane slides back into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle. While Shane is posing, Chloe races to the ring and drops to her knees next to Moose. We can’t hear what is being said, but it appears that Chloe hands Jack something. She doesn’t have much time to do anything though since Power was right behind her as she raced to the ring. Power grabs Chloe from behind and pulls her to her feet. The two of them immediately tear into one another hitting each other with everything not nailed down. The referee quickly intervenes and orders the announcer to make an announcement –
The referee has ordered Chloe and Power to the back. Should they refuse, their match tonight will be CANCELLED![/i]
Chloe and Power both scream in disbelief, and soon enough OOWF security is at ringside escorting them to the back while they both threaten to murder the other. Meanwhile Moose is slowly getting back to his feet. Shane grabs him by the hair and pulls him onto the apron and lifts him for a suplex back into the ring. Moose slips free and lands on his feet behind Shane, when Shane turns around, Moose NAILS him with a SPINNING BACK FIST, then quickly ditches whatever he had on his hand (which the camera finds on the floor, several strands of barbed wire wrapped together). Shane staggers and grabs his face, and we soon see why, a long gash is opened up on Shane’s face, and it is POURING blood!
Shane wipes the blood from his face and goes berserk! He grabs Moose and throws him to the ropes and KILLS him with a spinning front kick to the face. As Moose gets to his knees, Tuska KILLS him with another stiff kick, this time to the back of the head. Moose collapses to the mat and Tuska heads to the corner and climbs the ropes, again, with a disturbingly deranged look in his eyes. He leaps off the ropes and drops a HARD knee across Moose’s ribs. My god, is he going Manny Fernandez on him? Tuska heads back to the corner, but Moose has the presence of mind to rolls out of the ring to the floor. Tuska turns on the top rope and leaps at Moose, but Moose sidesteps it. Tuska lands on his feet and Moose grabs a chair, as Shane turns around Moose SLAMS the chair down on Shane’s head! Like, completely old school unprotected chair shot, Tuska takes one wobbly step, then collapses to the floor. For whatever reason, the referee has not called for the bell yet.
Moose pulls Shane up, who is little more than dead weight at this point and rolls him into the ring. Moose grins an evil grin and pulls Shane up and sets him up for a PACKAGE PILEDRIVER, but Spider runs to the ring and hops onto the apron. Moose breaks the hold and lunges at Spider. Spider hops off the apron, but slides something to Shane……it’s the barbed wire Moose used earlier! Spider backs off as the referee orders him to the back. When Moose turns around, Shane takes him to the mat with a double leg take down, then gets on top of Moose and tries to gouge out his eye with the barbed wire! Some fans in the front row are starting to look a little pale. Moose turns his head at the last second and the barbs tear into his face, just next to his eye. Moose rolls out from under Tuska and gets to his feet in the corner, we see the barbed wire stuck in his face like some grotesque piercing. Shane measures Moose and charges into the corner and hits him with a high knee to the face, driving the barbed wire deeper into Moose’s face, and also leaving a jagged cut on Tuska’s leg.
Moose staggers around the ring, barbed wire still hanging from his face. Tuska charges and tries a SPEAR, but Moose nails him with a knee lift that stands him up. Jack then kicks him in the gut and PLANTS him with a DDT! Moose pounces and traps Shane in the JI-ENDO, but Tuska quickly works around to the ropes and forces the break by getting his foot on the bottom rope. Moose keeps the hold on until the referee hits four and threatens disqualification, then finally breaks the hold. With Shane dazed, Moose climbs to the corner and scales the ropes, but Shane pulls himself up, on rubber legs, then charges to the corner and lands a kick upside Moose’s head that crotches him on the top rope. Shane climbs to the middle rope and hooks Moose and looks over his shoulder at the table below them. Oh god no. Shane hooks Moose and takes him off the top rope SUPERPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE! Shane doesn’t escape unscathed though, he lands HARD on the apron, and you can see all the air gush out his lungs. Moose however, crashes through the table and lands on the floor. Moose is now bleeding profusely, and for those keeping score at home, yes, the barbed wire is still hanging from his face.
Shane rolls off the apron and falls to the floor, grabbing his ribs in pain, and Moose isn’t moving at all in the wreckage of the table. The referee starts the ten count, both men slowly stir. Shane manages to get up and slide under the bottom rope at seven, and Moose somehow follows at nine, just avoiding the count out. Tuska gets to his feet and drops a leg across the back of Moose’s head, driving his head, and the barbed wire, into the mat. Jack lies face down on the mat while blood pools around his head. Tuska leaves the ring and stands on the apron for a moment, then springboards in and drops another leg across the back of Jack’s head, slowly rolls him over and covers, one, two…….NO! Somehow Moose kicks out at two!
Shane sits on Moose’s back and pulls him back into a chinlock, hooking his fingers in Moose’s mouth, trying to pull his face off. Jack howls in pain but refuses to give up, which wouldn’t matter anyway since that is (has to be?) an illegal move. Shane breaks the move and grabs Jack by the hair and pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and POPS him in the mouth with a SUPERKICK. Jack stagger around the ring and Shane grabs him from behind and hits a trio of GERMAN SUPLEXES, the last one a release suplex that tosses Moose across the ring, under the bottom rope and once again to the floor.
Shane leaves the ring and leaps off the apron at Moose trying for a double axe handle to the face, but Moose connects with a kick to the gut as Shane comes down. Tuska hits the floor and Moose grabs his legs and CATAPULTS him into the ring post FACE FIRST! Tuska’s head bounces off the steel with a sickening THUD and he falls to the floor, a new gash on his forehead spilling blood on the floor. Moose struggles to his feet and grabs Tuska’s arms and hits a CURBSTOMP on the floor. Moose struggles but manages to rolls Tuska back into the ring. Jack collapses back to the floor after he rolls Tuska into the ring. While sitting there, he reaches under the ring and pulls out HDB (yes, barbed wire still hanging from his face) and tears off several strands and wraps it around his hand. Moose rolls back into the ring as Tuska is on one knee, he charges across the ring and hits a SHINING WIZARD! Tuska drops face first to the mat and Moose pounces on him and locks in the JI-ENDO! The barbed wire wrapped around his hand is pressing into Tuska’s neck! My God! What if he hits the jugular! The referee is right there asking Shane if he quits as the blood flows down his neck (since somewhere along the lines this became a no-DQ match evidently). Shane snarls and refuses to give up, even as the barbs dig deeper into his neck. Moose pulls harder and yells for Shane to give up, all we hear is FUCK YOU MOOSE! Blood is POURING from Shane’s wounds, running down his neck and dripping onto the canvas. The referee asks again but Shane again refuses even after unconsciousness has to be getting close.
The crowd pops as Spider McNulty heads back to the ring. As he gets to ringside, he takes a towel and throws it over the top rope into the ring. The referee sees it and immediately calls for the bell!
WINNER in 26:28 via stoppge – Moosehead Jack
Moose releases the hold and falls to the mat. Spider drops to his knees next to Tuska and presses the towel against his neck, and it is quickly red with blood. OOWF Medics are quickly into the ring to check the severity of the wound. Moose drags himself to the corner and sits there slumped, laughing at Tuska. Spider sees this and loses his mind. He charges into the corner and lands several furious kicks at Moose. Moose once again tries to escape out of the ring, but Spider cuts him off as he rounds the corner and LEVELS him with a SPINNING DOUBLE SLEDGE TO THE FACE! Moose falls to the floor, blood pouring from what is likely a broken nose. Spider is seeing red now, he grabs Moose and rolls him onto the Aleutian Announce Table…….PEDIGREE THROUGH THE TABLE! Spider wants more though, he finds HDB under the ring and goes after Moose again, but Stank and LD Williams race to the ring. Spider sees them coming and hops the guardrail into the safety of the crowd. For a moment, Stank and LD consider heading into the ring to take their frustrations out on Tuska, but they see he is in no shape to fight. They pull Moose out of the wreckage and help him to the back while the crowd showers them with boos.
TEAM TYTANFIRE vs. MURPHY’S LAWThe OOWF Intercontinental champion Firewoman, and the OOWF Onslaught champion Tytan are announced first and make their way to the ring. They climb opposite turnbuckles and hold their titles high in the air and get a nice response from the fans. “The Warriors Code” plays and Murphy’s Law make their way to the ring to a rousing ovation from the crowd. DK and Dee step to the middle of the ring and are met by Tytan and Fire. Tytan offers his hand and DK and Dee shake without hesitation. Fire offers her hand, and after a brief pause, both DK and Dee shake with Fire as well. The referee calls for the bell and Fire and Dee head to the corner, looks like DK and Tytan are going to start things off.
Tytan and DK lock up and Tytan easily pushes DK into the corner. He unleashes a devastating chop on DK that echoes through the arena. He winds up and hits a second. As he tries for a third, DK’s temper takes over a bit and he comes out firing, backing Tytan across the ring with rights and lefts to the jaw. DK grabs a stunned Tytan and sends him to the ropes and stops him cold with a kick to the gut. Murphy hits the ropes and charges at Tytan, but Tytan catches him with a THUNDEROUS SPINEBUSTER! Tytan floats over and covers, but only gets a two count.
Tytan pulls DK to his feet and sends him to the ropes, DK tries a cross body block, but Tytan catches him, hefts him onto his shoulder and runs him into the corner, then turns and hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM for another two count. Tytan grabs Murphy by the head and tries to pull him up, but DK goes limp. As Tytan bends down to pick him up, DK grabs Tytan in a small package for a one count. Tytan is quickly back to his feet and tries a clothesline on DK, but Murphy ducks and Tytan heads to the ropes, as he rebounds, DK springs off the middle rope and catches Tytan with a back elbow to the jaw that drops him to the mat. Murphy covers, but Tytan rolls his shoulder at two.
DK drags Tytan to the Murphy corner and keeps hold of his arm and tags in Dee. Dee coms into the ring and climbs to the middle rope and drops a leg across Tytan’s outstretched arm. Tytan tries to sit up and escape, but Dee catches him with a kick to the gut dropping him back to the mat, then stretches his arm out once again and drops repeated knees across his bicep. Dee rolls Tytan over and traps him in a hammerlock. Tytan slowly fights to his feet and tries to grab Dee’s leg, but Dee keeps a wide stance. Finally Tytan is able to catch her with an elbow to the side of the head forcing the break. Tytan hits the ropes and charges, but Dee grabs his arm and takes him down with an arm drag, reaches out and tags DK back into the match.
DK pulls Tytan up and rocks him with several European uppercuts, driving him back into the corner. Murphy whips Tytan to the opposite corner and charges, but Tytan hits the turnbuckles and charges right out and nearly takes DK’s head off with a clothesline. Tytan hits the mat and grabs his arm in pain. Tytan crawls to his corner and tags Fire into the match.
Fire comes in as DK stands up, leaps in the air and snaps him over with a HURRACARANA! Dee charges into the ring and tries a clothesline, but Fire Matrixes to avoid it, then kips back up and catches Dee’s arm, traps her in a full nelson, then takes her over with a TIGER SUPLEX! Dee hits the mat hard and rolls out of the ring. As Fire stands up, DK grabs her in a side head lock, but Fire lifts him and hits an ATOMIC DROP, then grabs him in a side headlock. DK sends her to the ropes and tries to hit a clothesline, but Fire ducks it, floats around and PLANTS DK with a SPIKE DDT! Fire floats over and covers, but Murphy kicks out at two.
Fire keeps DK on the mat and traps him in the RINGS OF SATURN trying for a submission, but DK manages to maneuver around and get his foot on the bottom rope to force the break. As DK gets to his feet, Fire slips behind him and drives him to the mat with a BACKDROP DRIVER! Fire bridges, but Dee comes back into the match and breaks up the pin with a kick to Fire’s ribs. Fire grabs DK and throws him into her corner and tags Tytan back into the match. Tytan whips DK to the ropes and drops to the mat, as DK steps over DK, Fire POPS him in the mouth with a SUPERKICK! Tytan whips a stunned DK to the corner and charges in for RELEASE THE KRAKEN, but DK side steps and Tytan flies through the turnbuckles and slams his shoulder (the same arm that he was shaking earlier) into the steel. DK pulls him out of the corner and rolls him up for a two count before Fire comes in and saves her partner.
DK pulls Tytan up and tries to hook him for a suplex, but Tytan fights the move. He manages to reverse it, lifting DK, then dropping him on the top rope stomach first. Tytan grabs DK and butterflies him, lifts him into the air and DRIVES him to the mat stomach first! Tytan makes a quick tag to Fire, and Fire climbs the ropes going for the BEST FIRESAULT EVER! She leaps, but DK moves out of the way and Fire SLAMS to the mat! DK grabs Fire and hits the CHOMP! But he can’t follow it up! Both wrestlers are down and the referee starts the ten count.
The fans are WAY into the match, and they are roaring for both to make a tag. Fire crawls across the ring and tags Tytan back in, just as DK tags in Dee. Tytan charges and tries a clothesline, but Dee moves out of the way, Tytan hits the ropes and tries the WRATH OF GOD on the rebound, but Dee hits the mat and Tytan crashes and burns! Dee climbs to the middle turnbuckle and waits for a dazed Tytan to stand, when he does, she leaps and DRIVES him to the mat with a BULLDOG! Dee rolls Tytan over and covers, but the big man kicks out at two! Dee tags DK back into the match and they wait for Tytan to get up and hit CALL OF THE WILD! DK covers, but Fire comes back in and breaks it up with a hard elbow to the back of DK’s head.
Things get a little chippy between the two teams and all four are in the ring brawling when suddenly…..the bell rings? What the hell? The referee even looks confused, he leans out of the ring and confers with the announcer and slowly shakes his head.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the thirty minute time limit has EXPIRED! The result of this match, A DRAW! WINNERS – 30 minute time limit draw
The crowd is not happy about this at all. They start a “LET THEM FIGHT” chant. The referee shrugs and checks with both teams, everyone involved seems to be willing to continue the match. The referee is about to call for the bell when Ecosystem comes racing to the ring. He grabs a mic from the announce table:
No, no, no, no, no. As much as I would love to allow this to continue, you guys had thirty minutes. You used that up, we have a show to do here, so, sorry, this match is over. It’s a draw!Eco drops the mic and smugly heads to the back, no one in the ring is happy about this, and the fans sure as HELL aren’t happy. The Murphy’s offer their hands to Tytan and they shake, and once again, somewhat reluctantly, they offer to Fire, who shakes. The two teams get a huge ovation from the fans before leaving the ring and heading to the back.
CHLOE vs. POWER – Texas Death Match, Fans Bring the WeaponsRuss: Here we go with a little old school mixed with new school. The Neal twins face off against each other, Power versus Chloe.
Razz: An old school Texas Death Match, and the fans here in Albania have brought out all sorts of weapons in the new school hardcore aspect of this match.
Russ: I've seen some of the masters in these kind of Texas Death Matches, Bob Geigel, Cowboy Bill Watts, the Junkyard Dog, but adding the Fans Bring the Weapons stipulation makes the potential for this to be just that much more violent.
Razz: Make no mistake, Power is an excellent technical wrestler, but does she have the killer instinct that her sister Chloe has demonstrated?
Russ: We'll see if she can do it, right now, let's go to the ring.Closer brings out Chloe Neal who skips around the ring, looking at the assortment of weapons the fans have brought. Kitchen utensils, chains. Cricket bats, yard gnomes...Chloe finishes her lap and is soaking in the jeers of the fans when charging out from the back is her sister who spears Chloe in the back. Chloe's head hits the ring apron and she is out. The referee calls for the bell and the ring announcer goes over the rules:
Pinfalls only, falls count anywhere
After a pinfall, there is a 30 second rest period and the combatants have a ten count to get back to their feet or they lose.
If Power wins, Strength in Silence gets a Tag Team Title match at End of Days 10.
If Chloe wins, Power and Tuska can never team again.
Anything goes. That's it.
Chloe is picked up by her hair and we see already she's busted open. Power runs her sister into the ring post and that should open that wound up more. Power digs into her sisters pockets and comes up with the Coal Miner's Glove! The fans start to cheer as Power puts the glove on and grabs her sister by the hair. The referee is out to try to get the action back in the ring, but Power isn't interested. She rares back and pops Chloe in the face and more blood spurts everywhere! Chloe is on the floor and Power hits her with a fist drop to the face. She picks up her sister and drives her back first into the apron. The fans are cheering, but shocked at the actions of their favorite. Power picks up Chloe for the PowerDriver on the floor....and walks over to a trashcan and drops her sister head first on the trashcan! Power puts a foot on her sister's chest and Chloe doesn't even fight the pinfall.
Power grabs a cricket bat and rolls into the ring, screaming and calling for her sister to get into the ring. The timekeeper is counting down the 30 second rest period, during which Chloe has fought to figure out which way is up. The bell rings for the next fall and the referee begins his ten count. Chloe grabs the guard rail and pulls herself up by six. Power hits the ropes and flies over the top rope onto her sister with fists flying. Power continues to make good use of that Coal Miners Glove to shred Chloe's forehead. Power drops the glove and begins taking the Cricket bat to Chloe. Chloe stands there, fists up, read to fight, but she fades and fades. Finally Power pokes the bat into Chloe's chest and she just falls over. Power covers and this time Chloe kicks out at two. Power climbs the turnbuckles to wait for her sister to stand as the fans cheer...Missle Dropkick from the top rope! Power pauses a moment to look at her sister bleeding and writhing on the mat. She shakes her head before picking her up again for another Power Driver! Power floats over for the cover and this time Chloe stays down for the count of three.
As the timekeeper starts the 30 second clock Power rolls out of the ring to collect more weapons from the fans. She throws some into a trash can and brings them into the ring as the time expires and the referee count begins. Chloe is up by the count of four but very wobbly. Power grabs a bucket that has something in it...and pours it on her sister. It looks like water! Power puts the bucket over her sister's head and begins whacking away at it with the Cricket bat! That definitely is ringing Chloe's bell and she falls again! Power drops the bat and once again climbs to the second turnbuckle, this time to play to the crowd. Chloe, however, isn't done as she finds the bat and drives it into the back of her sister's legs. Power falls from the turnbuckle and hits the back of her head awkwardly on the can o'plunder she just brought into the ring. Power holds the back of her neck as a still woozy Chloe starts to pound away on her sisters legs and knees with the bat. Chloe is able to roll Power over face own and lift her legs off the mat and drive the knee into the mat, stomping the back of the knee as she does it. Chloe drives the point of the bat into the back of Power's left knee and that elicits a scream from Power, who begins clutching at that leg. A smile crosses the bloody face of Chloe when she sees the coal miners glove on the mat and she wobbles toward it, picks it up and puts it on her hand. The Saints of Sinners section is losing their collective shit, She straddles Power's waist and takes a big swing...but Power catches it with her hands! Power may be on her back, but she's still stronger than her sister and is able to rip the glove off Chloe's hand and pound back at her sister. Chloe backs off and Power flings the glove out of the ring and into the crowd, no doubt a souvenir to some lucky Albanian fan. Power makes her way to her knees but her legs are buckling after the onslaught. Chloe hits the ropes and here's a SHINING WIZARD to the face of Power. Chloe jumps on for a pinfall attempt and Power takes the three count.
But as the referee begins the count for the thirty second rest period Chloe dives into the Can o'plunder and sees a fan has brought Barbed Wire! Chloe grabs the wire and ties it around her sister's legs! The referee tries to push her back, but Chloe threatens him. Power's legs are tied together and now bleeding from the barbed wire. The bell rings and Power is struggling to get to the ropes and is able to pull herself up using the ropes by the count of eight. Chloe has found something else in the can...it's a Salt shaker? Chloe unscrews the top and takes a handful and throws it into her sister's eyes! Power falls back to the mat, clawing at her eyes, leaving her defenseless. Chloe reverts to the bat, pounding away on her sister's legs.
Russ: She keeps pounding away on her knees, Razz.
Razz: She's crazy, Russ. Like a fox. If she can't stand, she can't win. Chloe brings out a cheese grater and begins trying to shred Power's face. And now the sisters are both bleeding badly. Chloe digs into the plunder and brings up...the yard gnome? She lifts it high and brings it down on Power's head and the yard gnome turns to powder...and Power is out cold. Chloe grins evilly as the mat around Power's head begins to turn red. Chloe picks up a limp Power and ties her into the ropes...she gets into the can o'plunder and brings out...a cast iron skillet?
Russ: Mother of mercy, no.
Razz: She's gonna crush her sister's skull with that.Chloe raises the skillet high in the air, but Power falls out of the ropes, the skillet hits the ropes, and it rebounds straight into Chloe's noggin. Chloe is out cold. The referee administers a ten count and orders the bell rung. Out from the back comes GM TheNate. Medics are coming out from the back but Nate stops them. He takes the microphone.
“According to the rules of this match, there must be a winner. Therefore, the first competitor to their feet will be the winner of this match. Ring the bell.”
Neither one moves for a long time, then Chloe seems to stir first. She can't find her feet. Power finally starts to stir and reaches up to grab the middle rope. Chloe is in the middle of the ring and tries to get to the ropes to pull herself up. Power pulls herself into a sitting position and is trying to get the barbed wire off her legs, wasting precious time. Chloe drags herself to the ropes on the opposite side of the ring and begins pulling herself up. Power finally has the wire off her legs, streaks of red now running down her legs. Chloe has grabbed the top rope and is pulling herself up but loses her grip and falls on her butt. Power grabs the top rope and pulls herself to her feet. The referee calls for the bell.
WINNER in 33:15 – POWER!
“I've got the Power” begins to play and Power holds the top rope to stand. Her legs are still wobbly and it appears one of her knees is starting to swell up. Suddenly the music stops as the Jumbotron displays the face of...Sunny?
“Congratulations, my pet. It appears you lucked into a win against your dear sister. Well, Moosehead Jack is a man of his word. You and your...boy...will get a Tag Team Championship match at End of Days 10. If you win, you get the Tag Team Championships. But if you lose, then you lose your boy...forever.”
Power is looking at the screen and nodding her head.
“Oh, just one more thing, my pet. This match will be contested under
Double Jeopardy Rules! And we've already chosen who starts. As your manager, I've chosen YOU to start for your team. And the Saints of Sinners will start...Moosehead Jack. Have a nice day. And Boys? GET HER!”
Out from under the ring come the Black Hand who swarm Power. While the Draculs beat down Power, Ember grabs the barbed wire, and the Draculs hold Power against the ropes. Ember and the Draculs tie Power to the ropes with the wire. Ember helps Chloe up and hands her the bat, pointing to the knee that's swelling up. Chloe gets in some shots to the knee before a heavily bandaged Tuska and Spider McNulty come out to even up the odds. But the odds are still against Strength in Silence until Mai Muyo and Miranda Williams join the fray. The Draculs begin to retreat and the faces pursue them leaving Power and Chloe in the ring. Chloe staggers up to her sister, slaps her face, then looks her in the eyes and says, ”You're not a Neal. You never could be. You just don't have it.” Chloe kisses her sister on the cheek, then licks some of the blood off her face. She pulls back her fist, HEART PUNCH! Power slumps, still tied to the ropes with the barbed wire. Medics finally dare to get into the ring to assist Power, while Chloe staggers to the back under her own power.
STANK vs. ALEXIS DARLING vs. ECOSYSTEM vs. SPIDER MCNULTY – Onslaught Championship Dance of Death - Winner Gets an Onslaught Championship Title ShotStank, Spider and Eco are all announced and make their way to the ring. Spider is cheered loudly, Stank is booed for his association with the Saints, and Eco is booed loudly because no one trusts him at all. Finally “Royals” plays, and Alexis Darling makes her grand entrance to the ring. She slowly comes down the aisle and has backstage hired hands hold the ropes for her as she steps into the ring. She looks at her three opponents with disgust, and ignores the boos that rain down on her from every corner of the arena. The rules are simple, this is for an onslaught championship shot, it is not under onslaught rules. All four wrestlers are legal at the same time. The first one to score a pin fall or submission wins the match. The referee calls for the bell, and this one is underway!
The bell rings and Spider charges across the ring and goes right after Stank. Spider’s hatred of the Saints is not exactly a well kept secret. He works over Stank in the corner while Lexie and Eco move to the middle of the ring. They seem to be discussing something and finally the mic’s pick it up:
Eco: Look……work smarter, not harder. Let’s let those two beat the hell out of one another while we sit back and bide our time! Once they are exhausted, we swoop in, you can take out Spider and I will pin Stank! No reason for us to fight!
Lexie: <considers this for a moment, then nods her head>
Eco: Great! Let’s shake on it and consider our secret parlay a success!Eco extends his hand to Lexie, she grabs it and shakes it, but when Eco turns to walk away, Lexie doesn’t let go. Instead she pulls Eco toward her and SMASHES him in the face with a forearm, then lifts him onto her shoulders…….DARLING DRIVER! Lexie can’t cover though, as soon as Eco hits the mat, he wisely flops like a dead fish until he is out of the ring onto the floor.
Lexie charges into the corner and rakes Spider’s eyes from behind, then catches him with a LUNGBLOWER! As she gets to her feet, Stank shakes his head to clear his head from the onslaught from Spider. Lexie charges in and NAILS Stank with a HIGH IMPACT MOVE! Stank’s head snaps back and he hits the mat, Lexie falls on him and covers, but Stank rolls his shoulder at two. Lexie turns her attention to Spider, pulling him up, then PLANTING him with a DDT! She covers Spider, but the wily veteran kicks out at two.
Lexie gets to her feet and puts the boots to Stank and Spider. Meanwhile, on the outside, Eco grabs a seat at the OOWF Announce Table
Eco: Hell of a match we have here Russ!
Russ: A match YOU are supposed to be participating in!
Eco: And deny the people the right to hear my golden voice?
Razz: What was that deal with Alexis?
Eco: I recall no deal with Alexis
Russ: Just MINUTES ago, you tried to hatch a scheme with her, and even attempted to shake on it!
Eco: Hmm. Nope, that doesn’t sound like something I would do. Shouldn’t we be calling the action?
Razz: Shouldn’t you be IN the action?Back inside the ring, Lexie waits for Stank to get to his feet, then hits the ropes and charges, but Stank catches her with a BLACK HOLE SLAM spinning her violently to the mat. Stank covers, but Spider breaks it up at two with a kick to Stank’s head, which just pisses Stank off. The big man gets to his feet and he and Spider go nose to nose. A fist fight breaks out and this time Stank gets the better of it. He grabs Spider and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a BIG BOOT to the face, then lifts him and hits the STANKONIA! Stank covers, but Spider kicks out at two. Stank pulls Spider to his feet and throws him over the top rope to the floor.
Stank turns his attention to Lexie, who is just getting to her feet. He grabs Lexie and sets her up for the STANKBOMB, but YOU CAN’T POWERBOMB ALEXIS DARLING! (well, usually, sometimes you can) and Lexie slips free and lands behind Stank. When the big man turns around, Lexie kicks him in the gut and drops him with a DAMN GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! (DGDC, add it to her moves). Lexie then runs to the ropes and hits a SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT, she covers Stank, but he powers out at two.
Alexis heads to the corner and climbs the ropes and waits for Stank to get to his feet, she leaps and tries to take him over with a HURRACARANA, but Stank catches her and DESTROYS her with a TRIPLE STANKBOMB! (I guess you CAN powerbomb her after all). Stank covers, but somehow, Lexie kicks out at two!
Lexie is down in the middle of the ring, Stank climbs to the top rope, what is the big man doing? He slaps his elbow, oh god no! He is going to try a Randy Savage Flying Elbow on Lexie! If he hits this, she is DEAD! Stank steadies himself, but Spider slips into the ring and hits the top rope and Stank falls and crotches himself on the top rope! That couldn’t have felt good. Spider heads to the corner and slowly climbs the ropes and hooks Stank for a SUPERPLEX!
Eco: Excuse me gentlemen, I have some business to attend to
<we hear Eco drop his headset>While this is going on, Eco slowly climbs onto the apron and sneaks to the corner directly across from where Spider is trying to suplerplex Stank.
It takes TREMENDOUS effort, but Spider gets Stank up, holds him for a second then falls back, and Stank lands RIGHT on Lexie! That might have been worse than the elbow! Before Spider can get to his feet, Eco leaps off the top rope and drops a knee right across Spider’s head, Spider grabs his face and rolls out of the ring to the floor, obviously in great pain. Eco rolls Stank off of Lexie, under the bottom rope and to the floor. Juni then pulls Lexie to her feet, hits the ENF and covers, one…….two……THREE! What an upset!
WINNER in 37:42 - Ecosystem
MAI MUYO vs. CHRISTIAN CARTER vs. MIRANDA WILLIAMS vs. RORY ALBRIGHT – Intercontinental Title Dance of Death – Winner Gets an Intercontinental Title ShotMai and Miranda are announced and make their way to the ring. They huddle in the corner and talk some strategy. This is not a tag team match, but when facing two members of Royalty, you have to assume they are going to work together at some point. Sure enough “Royals” plays and Rory Albright and Christian Carter make their way to the ring, keeping an eye on Miranda and Mai while making plans the entire time. Royalty steps between the ropes, everyone heads to a corner and the bell rings.
As the bell rings, Carter and Albright walk out of their corners and offer a handshake to Miranda and Mai, who aren’t buying it for a second. Carter and Albright shrug, then Albright falls to the mat and Carter covers, one…..two…….NO! Miranda snaps out of her surprise long enough to charge across the ring and kick Carter in the face breaking the pin.
Miranda pulls Carter to his feet and sends him to the ropes and connects with a dropkick right to the jaw that sends him staggering back into the corner. From the other side of the ring, Mai charges out and hits a leaping elbow drop on Albright. Miranda races into the corner and monkey flips Carter to the middle of the ring. Carter shows impressive agility and lands on his feet, only to be grabbed in a bear hug by Mai, and then PLANTED on the mat with a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Mai covers, but Rory is back on his feet and he breaks it up with a kick to the head.
Albright grabs Mai and pulls her up, and repeatedly knees her in the gut, then hits a PUMP HANDLE POWERBOMB! Rory can’t cover because Miranda races across the ring and catches him with a SHINING WIZARD that sends him stumbling back into the corner. Miranda turns around and nearly gets decapitated by a CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL from Carter! Miranda falls to the mat stunned and Carter goes to work putting the boots to her. He pulls her to her feet and LAUNCHES her over the top rope to the floor. Albright rolls under the bottom rope as Mai grabs Carter and spins him around and peppers him with lefts and rights, before sending him to the ropes and connecting with a high knee to the jaw.
On the outside, Albright waits for Miranda to struggle to one knee, then takes her down with a SWINGING NECKBREAKER on the floor! Inside the ring, Mai has Carter by the hair and calls of her KNEES OF DEATH, but Rory slips into the ring and clotheslines her from behind dropping her to the mat. Royalty is on their feet standing over Mai, and the crowd boos them mercilessly. Rory pulls Mai to her feet and holds her steady while Carter does a little boxing dance and peppers her with punches to the jaw. Carter steps back and Rory shoves Mai in his direction, Carter charges and nails Mai with a BIG BOOT TO THE JAW! Mai hits the mat and is in a world of trouble. From the outside, Miranda is back on her feet, but when she climbs onto the apron, Rory charges over and nails her with a forearm to the head that sends her off the apron into the guard rail ribs first!
Carter covers Mai, but she manages to roll her shoulder at two. Carter pulls her to her feet and holds her up by the hair, Albright bounds off the ropes and connects with a SPEAR that nearly cuts her in half! Carter grabs Mai and turns her over in a BOSTON CRAB right in the middle of the ring. Miranda tries to get back into the ring, but each time she is cut off by Albright. Mai is in trouble, the referee is right there asking if she wants to quit, but she refuses. Finally, with the crowd motivating her, Mai begins to fight out of the move! She nearly has it broken when Rory races over and stomps her on the back of the head! This gives Miranda her opportunity and she slides under the bottom rope and gets back into the fight.
Miranda lands a stiff kick to Carter’s face, breaking the Boston Crab, then ducks a clothesline by Rory, grabs him around the waist and dumps him to the mat with a GERMAN SUPLEX! Carter is on his feet, and he tries a clothesline of his own, which Miranda also ducks. Before Carter can turn around, Miranda kicks the back of his knee, dropping him to one knee. She kicks the other leg and Carter is on both knees. She grabs him around the throat in a DRAGON SLEEPER, then wraps her legs around Carters body and falls back! Carter is bent in half the painful way, trapped!
Rory gets to his feet and tries to make the save, but Mai flies off the ropes and BLASTS him with a flying forearm to the face! Mai pulls Rory up and lifts him onto her shoulders and goes for the GTS, but Rory slips free and shoves Mai into the turnbuckle sternum first. As she staggers backward, Rory charges in with another clothesline to the back of her head that slams Mai face first into the middle turnbuckle. Rory looks over and sees Carter in a world of trouble, but instead of making the save, he rolls Mai over and covers, one……two……thre……NO! Mai kicks out at the last second! Carte looks like he is about to tap when Rory finally comes in and makes the save with a kick to Miranda’s head that breaks the……whatever we are going to call that (Miranda Rights, I know, it has had several versions, but I like this one. If only someone would add these moves to the bios!)
Carter and Mai are both face down on the mat. Rory pulls Miranda to her feet and sends her to the ropes and catches her on the rebound with a SPINEBUSTER! Rory covers, but Miranda kicks out at two! While they are fighting, Alexis races to the ring and slips something to Carter. He palms it and slowly gets to his feet. Mai is also slowly up in the corner, she never sees Carter coming, and he flies into the corner and BLASTS her with a shot to the jaw. Mai falls to the mat and doesn’t move an inch. Across the ring, Albright sends Miranda to the ropes, but lowers her head a moment too soon. Miranda grabs him CANADIAN DESTROYER! Albright is DONE! Miranda gets to her feet to flip him over, but Carter races across the ring and nails her with a THUNDEROUS right cross! Miranda goes down and Carter hides the brass knucks in his tights. He pulls a nearly unconscious Miranda to her feet and hits the FINAL TESTIMONY! He covers, one, two, three. Dammit, not like that!
WINNER in 30:33 – Christian Carter
DRE G vs. TOMMY WILDER vs. LD WILLIAMS vs. GHOSTHEAD – World Heavyweight Title Dance of Death – Winner Gets a World Title ShotEveryone is introduced and make their way to the ring. The four contenders gather in the ring. The rules of this match are the same as the others, no tags, first one to score a pin fall or submission wins. The bell rings and Dre charges across the ring and hits a POUNCE on Wilder! Tommy falls between the ropes to the floor. Gaines turns around and gets an uppercut to the throat from Ghost that drives him into the corner. Wilder doesn’t stay down for long though. He is already back on the apron, he springs to the top rope and catches LD Williams with a flying cross body. LD kicks out as soon as they hit the mat and he spins to his feet, but the younger, faster Wilder is already up, he tries a spinning heel kick, but LD ducks the move, and when Wilder spins back around, he KILLS him with a clothesline dropping Tommy to the mat.
LD turns his attention to the corner where Ghost is still hammering Dre with punches. He charges in and grabs Ghost around the waist, CHAOS THEORY! Williams bridges the German on Ghost, and gets a two count, but Wilder breaks it up with a DOUBLE STOMP to LD’s midsection! As Dre recovers in the corner, Tommy charges in and tries a monkey flip, but Gaines catches him and walks out of the corner and hits an INVERTED ATOMIC DROP, then hits the ropes and BLASTS Tommy with a kick to the side of the head that causes him to do a complete flip and slam into the mat. Dre covers, but Tommy kicks out just before the three count.
Dre surveys the situation and grabs LD Williams and pulls him to his feet and slams him between the eyes with a headbutt. Dre scoops LD up and ties him in the TREE OF WOE! Ghost goes after Dre from behind, but Wilder connects with a kick to the back of the head before he can get there. Dre scoops Ghost up and ties him in the TREE OF WOE in the opposite corner. Dre and Wilder nod at one another, then Dre charges into LD’s corner and drives a knee right into LD’s midsection, while Wilder charges at Ghost and hits a DELAYED DROPKICK right to Ghost’s face. LD and Ghost roll out of the ring and Dre and Tommy face one another.
They criss cross for a few turns, then Tommy hits the mat. Dre steps over him and hits the ropes again, Tommy is quickly to his feet again and catches the charging Dre and takes him over the top rope with a HURRACARANA! Wilder lands on the apron and slides back into the ring, Dre lands between LD and Ghost. The three get to their feet and Tommy takes off. He races toward the ropes and leaps over the top and comes crashing down on all three! The crowd pops HUGE for this!
Wilder grabs Dre and shoots him back into the ring, but Dre powers out with such authority that he shoots Tommy right to his feet. Wilder races toward the ropes, but Ghost reaches up and low bridges him, Wilder flips over the ropes and lands on his feet. LD Williams tries a clothesline, but Tommy ducks. He stops and turns around just as Ghost races down the apron and KILLS him with a flying clothesline! Wilder may be out!
LD slides into the ring and goes after Dre, backing him into the corner and unleashing some CANADIAN VIOLENCE! LD lets Dre stagger out of the corner, then hits the ropes, but Dre was playing possum, he lifts LD into the air, MILITARY PRESS and walks around the ring with him for a moment, before dumping him over the top rope, dropping LD to the floor stomach first. While he does this Ghose slides back into the ring. Dre turns around and sees him and they go nose to nose in the middle of the ring.
Dre calls for a test of strength and Ghost obliges. They lock up and Dre easily drives Ghost to his knees, but the Spooky One fights back to his feet, he can’t drive Dre down to his knees, so he catches him with a knee to the stomach, then monkeylips Dre to the mat, but Dre holds on. Dre rolls over on top of Ghost in the mount position, breaks the hold and starts raining down MMA style punches and forearms. Just when it looks like Ghost is done, he grabs Dre’s arms and quickly ties him up with his legs, PHANTASMAGORIA (sort of) Dre is in a world of trouble now.
Outside the ring, LD is on his feet first. He pulls Wilder up and whips him toward the guardrail, Wilder leaps onto the guardrail, gets his balance for a second, then leaps back at Williams and PLANTS him on the floor with a DDT! Tommy gets to his feet and sees Dre in trouble in the middle of the ring, he climbs onto the apron, then the top rope and leaps, dropping a leg across Ghost, breaking the hold.
Tommy is a flurry of action. He gets back to his feet and pulls Ghost to his feet and sends him to the ropes and takes him down with a drop toe hold, then hits the ropes again and connects with a double dropkick to Ghost’s face. On the outside, LD is up again, and rummaging under the ring. He pulls out an ENORMOUS ladder, has to be a 20 foot ladder and sets it up outside the ring.
Inside the ring, Tommy is still flying around, hammering both Ghost and Dre. His luck runs out though when Ghost ducks a leg lariat, Ghost goozles Wilder, lifts him up and lands the VEX VICE! Ghost squeezes Wilder’s head trying for a quick tap out, but it’s not to be. Dre charges in and KILLS Ghost with a FALLING CLOTHESLINE! Dre pulls Ghost to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but Ghost springs off the middle rope and hits the EIDOLON! Dre falls out to the floor. LD slides into the ring and he grabs Tommy and tries for a CANADIAN DESTROYER, but Ghost rebounds off the ropes and takes LD out with a boot to the face. LD hits the mat and Ghost grabs Wilder and lifts him up and throws him over the top rope, Tommy hits the ladder then falls to the floor, damn near head first.
Ghost turns his attention back to Williams. LD gets to his feet, but Ghost grabs him from behind, hooks his arms and drives him to the mat with a GERMAN SUPLEX. Williams hits the back of his head HARD on the mat and appears to be knocked a little goofy. Ghost covers, but LD somehow kicks out at two. Ghost is about to cover when he looks out of the ring and sees Wilder about halfway up one side of the ladder and Dre climbing the other. Ghost slips out of the ring and heads up the ladder, the side Tommy is on. This does not bode well for Wilder. Tommy gets to the top and straddles the top of the ladder and sees both Ghost and Dre climbing the ladder. They try to grab his feet, but Tommy kicks free. LD is still trying to collect himself in the middle of the ring and Tommy decides that is the way to go.
Wilder stands up on top of the ladder, steadies himself, and just as Dre and Ghost are about to knock him off, he leaps AIR WALK INTO THE RING ONTO WILLIAMS! OHHHHHH MY GODDDDDDDD!!!! Every bit of air is driven out of LD (and probably Tommy too), but he remains on top of LD, the referee hits the mat and starts counting, and neither Dre or Ghost can get off the ladder in time, one, two, THREE! This one is over!
WINNER in 44:15 – Tommy Wilder
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchRuss: Now we've come to our main event. And to put it simply folks, these two wrestlers just plain don't like each other.
Razz: That's an understatement Russ. Since Royalty has come together it seems like Matt Folz has been one of their main targets. But with Mai at ringside as backup, I believe we're going to have a new World Champion tonight.
RUss: If this is a true one on one contest, I'd have to concur with that. Let's head down to the ring.
Skillet's "Hero" brings the Special Ringside Enforcer Mai Muyo down to the ring. She stands outside the ring as "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" plays and brings Matt Folz down to a nice pop. Finally that goddamn Lorde song we can't seem to get rid of brings out OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Darling to a chorus of boos. Matt's pacing like a caged animal and the official can barely hold him back as we go to the formal introductions.
"First, in the corner to my right. A former OOWF World Heavyweight Champion who's looking to once again reclaim that status. He stands at 6 feet 5 inches tall and weighs in tonight at an even 225 pounds. Hailing from Green Bay Wisconsin MATT FOLZ!"
"And in the corner to my left, standing at 6 foot 3 inches tall and weighing in at 220 pounds. Originally from North Brunswick New Jersey but now making his residence with his wife in New Orleans Louisiana. He is the reigning and defending OOWF World Heavyweight Champion ALEXANDER DARLING!"
The bell rings and Matt propels forward like he was shot out of a cannon, quickly taking Darling down with a double leg takedown and starting to connect with hard left and right hands. Darling thumbs him in the eye and rolls out of the ring to try and catch his breath, but Folz quickly recovers and steps onto the apron and leaps off with a clothesline. Folz scoops him up in a suplex position and drops him sternum first onto the metal barricade. Matt rolls back in the ring to break the count and then rolls back out and hits a quick snap suplex on the floor. He rolls Darling back in and drops and elbow on Darling's injured ribs. He picks Darling up and drops him on the ropes before pulling him in and completing the Slingshot Suplex.
Russ: Shades of the great Tully Blanchard there.
Razz: Indeed, and notice where Matt dropped him on the ropes. Right onto the injured ribs, very smart.
Folz floats over for the first cover of the match and gets 2. He whips Darling into the corner and nails a hard chop before backing up and hitting a running knee to the ribs. Folz hits a side suplex and then hooks in an abdominal stretch, grabbing the ropes for additional leverage. Mai shows her impartiality by knocking Matt's hand off the ropes, allowing Darling to hiptoss him and escape the hold. Matt's up quickly and looks down at Mai who shrugs apologetically. This distraction allows Darling to chop block Folz's ankle and then slowly struggle to his feet.
Russ: You can see our World Champion is really struggling, he's doing everything he can to protect those ribs.
Razz: He looks like Apollo Creed at the end of Rocky.
Russ: I've heard that's actually Alex's favorite movie of all time.
Darling starts slowly working on Matt's knee and ankle, stomping on his leg before dropping several elbows. He drags Folz over to the corner and then slides out of the ring and slams his leg hard into the ringpost and then into the ring apron. Darling slides back into the ring, ties Folz's leg in the ropes and winces a bit as he heads to the top rope and hits a missle dropkick onto Folz's knee. Darling with a dragon screw leg whip before locking on a figure four. Darling grabs the rope for additional leverage before Mai pulls his arms off, allowing Matt to reverse the hold. Darling releases the hold and waits for Folz to get to his feet before nailing a lariat. Darling grimaces in pain but manages to get Folz up and hit a powerful brainbusta. He covers and Folz barely kicks out at 2 1/2. Alex nails Folz right in the back of the head with a standing Enziguri and then locks in the Darling Money Clip. Matt's face is a mask of pain as he struggles and tries to reach the ropes. Darling sits back and locks it in tighter, Folz struggles but eventually uses all of his 6'5 frame to reach out and barely graze the bottom rope, drawing a break. Matt can barely make it back to his feet and Darling smirks as he scoops him up and hits the Darling Driver. Alex covers and puts his feet on the middle ropes just to be an asshole. And that arrogance costs him as Mai shoves his feet off the ropes, breaking the count at 2. Alex turns and starts jawing with Mai, allowing Folz time enough to recover and roll him up from behind for a close 2 count.
Both men get back to their feet, although both are having trouble standing now. Darling tries a wild right hand, Folz ducks and hits one of his own to Darling's ribs. Folz grab's Alex's legs and catapults him into the corner, you can see Alex's head bounce off the top turnbuckle. As Alex staggers backwards Folz grabs him and hits an ANGLE SLAM! The crowd is roaring as Folz covers 1, 2......NO! Darling somehow kicks out just as the referee's hand is one billionth of an inch away from coming down for the 3 count. Folz slams the mat in frustration before picking Darling up and hiting another Angle Slam. This time however, Alex's legs inadvertently connect with the referee on the way down, knocking him out. Folz locks on the Folzmission, falling back and applying a body scissors along with it. Darling is screaming and tapping but there's no referee. Folz has the hold applied perfectly and we see Darling's body go limp.
Russ: Alexander Darling is completely unconscious, this match should be over.
Razz: If there were a referee in the ring, we'd be celebrating a new World Champion right now.
As Mai tries to revive the referee, we see Alexis Darling come out of the crowd and sneak up behind her. The crowd boos as Alexis spins Mai around, kicks her in the gut and hits a Bitch Killer onto the concrete floor. The booing intensifies as Rory Albright hits the ring and kicks Matt in the face, breaking up the hold. Matt gets to his feet and starts brawling with Rory when Christian Carter nails him from behind. Alexis slides a chair into the ring and Carter hits Folz with a Final Testimony onto the chair. Alexis then slides in and follows up with a Bitch Killer onto the chair. Rory drags Alex over and places him on top of Folz. Royalty slides out of the ring as the referee starts to stir and slowly counts 1.....2.......3.
WINNER in 30:30 and Still OOWF World Heavyweight Champion: Alexander Darling
Royalty drags a still out of it Darling to the back as Jaime rushes out to check on Matt and Mai. At the top of the ramp, Darling snaps to and grabs his OOWF World Heavyweight title and calls for a mic:
<breathing hard> By whatever means necessary. Folz, you are done. You go to the end of the line, no more title shots for you, I have proven, AGAIN, that I am better than you! I am better than all of you, all of you in that locker room, for one…….simple……reason. I am Royalty. I am Alexander Fucking Darling, the Brat Prince, and none of you……NONE of you can do a goddamn thing to stop me! The OOWF is our playground. Soon enough, we will restore order here, we want all the gold. To be perfectly honest, all of the title holders, you should just drop the gold at our feet, tribute to Royalty.<Alex pauses for a moment, maybe realizing that his wife is one of those title holders, then continues>
I don’t care if you like the way we do things. We do what we want. Tonight, Matt Folz learned an important lesson. It doesn’t matter how good you think you are. It doesn’t matter how clever you think you are. Royalty is better. WE own the OOWF. I saved the OOWF from the WWE, not because I give a shit about anyone else here. I saved the OOWF because it’s purpose is as our personal playground. Bow down before Royalty. Bow down before your betters. Bow down by choice……..or by force. Either way……..do not cross Royalty. Ever.Alex and the rest of Royalty hold their arms up in victory as the crowd boos the holy shit out of them and we fade to black>
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