OOWF MidWeek Mayhem/OOWF Invitational Round 3 (#666)
Live! From Sarajevo, Bosnia-Herzegovina
February 11, 2015
DEMON SMOKE vs. SACHIRAI SAMHAINSamhain and Smoke meet in the center of the ring and a heated argument breaks out. Samhain shoves Smoke, who hits the ropes and rebounds with a DISCUS CLOTHESLINE that nearly takes Samhain’s head off! Smoke pulls Samhain to his feet and sends him to the ropes, then connects with a dropkick to the jaw! Samhain hits the mat but bounces up quickly and tries a clothesline, but Smoke ducks under, floats over and PLANTS him with a DDT! Smoke pulls Samhain to his feet and drives him to the mat with a NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX, but doesn’t bridge, instead he gets to his feet and lands a DOUBLE STOMP to Samhain’s face, then heads to the corner, climbs the ropes and hits the FURY CUTTER! Smoke covers, one……two……THREE!
WINNER in 2:21 – Demon Smoke
CONCRETE TG vs. POWERWith Jupiter In Mind brings out OOWF OOriginal Concrete Takaken Gryfon.
He poses at the top of the ramp with a brief burst of pyro before marching to the ring and stopping periodically to salute the fans and occasionally take selfies with some of the youngsters. Crete leaps into the ring and poses on the turnbuckles until...
Hblockx plays and out comes Power, back in her traditional outfit, posing, back to the crowd. When the pink pyro hits, she turns and points to Crete, sprints to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. Power goes nose to nose with the Hero but the referee tries to get between them. The referee calls for the bell and the two lock up. The battle seems to take forever but finally Crete pushes Power into the ropes. The two roll around the ropes for a good long time. Until Crete ends up with Power in the corner. The hero backs away hands raised but Power pulls the hero back into the corner and drives hard shoulders into his midsection. Power throws the hero across the ring and charges for a Spear but Crete leaps over Power, then schoolboys her for a one count. Crete is up first and taunts Power with a kick to the gluteus maximus. That enrages Power who charges Crete and ends up being the victim of three deep arm drags before Power rolls out on the floor. Power storms around the ring angrily, picking up the ring steps and smashing them into the Ukranian Announce Table. Power leaps onto the apron, taunting Crete to come and get her. Crete charges but Power grabs the second rope and drives a stiff shoulder into Crete's midsection. She drives a second shoulder, then grabs the top rope and leaps over Crete to roll him into a pin. But Crete has a tight grip on the top rope and steadies himself before dropping right down on Power's shoulders. Crete gets a one count before Power kicks her legs back and hooks Crete's shoulders and rolls him up for a one count before Crete kicks out. Both leap to their feet and they get face to face once again. But then...
And here comes Chloe, branding iron in hand. The referee runs out of the ring to try to send Chloe to the back but after a brief interruption the referee hits the ground...but Power takes that time to hit the ropes and to fly into Chloe. Power is beating the bejeezuz out of Chloe until Moose comes out with HDB and clocks Power who starts bleeding from the top of the head, and Moose and Chloe start kicking the crap out of Power. Charging out of the back comes Tuska and spears Moose into the ring apron. All four start brawling around the ring, the referee still out on the floor. Crete finally can't stand any more and hits the ropes and leaps over the top rope into all four of the combatants. Out of the back comes GMTheNate who calls security out of the back to break up the battle while everyone is down. Nate runs over to the timekeeper and orders the bell rung.
WINNER in 7:58 – No Contest
The announced decision has the fans booing, wanting to see more. But Crete climbs back into the ring and poses for the fans which satisfies most of them for now...
GHOSTHEAD vs. ECOSYSTEM“Divide The Hate” plays as Ghosthead comes out first in all his ominous glory, to a surprisingly positive reaction from the crowd. Ghosthead merely nods at it, before taking a fighting stance in the ring. Finally, the notes of “New Slaves (Instrumental)” plays as Ecosystem comes out with an iPad, microphone clipped to his sweater.
Eco: Cut my music please, I have to finish this email.
Eco types on his iPad as the fans boo. He looks up at them briefly, and back down.
Eco: Boo all you like. This is an important piece of business, and the longer you distract me, the longer this will take.
Eco keeps on typing as the fans boo, and Ghosthead begins to pace in the ring.
Eco: Looks like this will take a moment to send . . . there we go. Hope you didn’t mind waiting there, Jared. See, I know you wouldn’t know anything about the modern life I lead. You play at being mysterious and intimidating, and yet, your little character is more suited to Bela Lugosi than modern horror. This “Ghosthead?” He is a relic of a bygone era.
Eco walks slowly down to the ramp.
So it’s no surprise that you want to teach me about honor. Tell me that Danny earned your respect in a way I never will. Because honor, respect . . . those are all relics, just like you. The only value that matters today is market value.
Eco’s iPad ‘pings’ as he smiles.
Eco: And honestly, when it comes to market value . . . there’s enough activity in my inbox that you’re just not worth my time tonight. Sorry.
Eco turns around to exit as the fans boo, but Ghosthead storms out of the ring and goes after Eco! Ghosthead tackles Eco onto the ramp and begins to unload punches onto Eco! Eco is trying to struggle away, but Ghosthead elbows him in the face, giving him a visible bloody nose! Finally, Eco shoves him off and scurries away, under the ring – Ghosthead pulls him out, but Eco has a fire extinguisher, and shoots it into Ghosthead’s face! Ghosthead stumbles back, blinded, and Eco NAILS him with the Blue Superkick into the steps! Quickly, Eco reaches into his jeans and grabs a pair of handcuffs, grabbing Ghosthead’s wrists and handcuffing him around the turnbuckle post. This match never got started!
Eco pulls the belt off his waist, mocking and taunting Ghosthead as he regains his bearings before whipping him with his belt! Eco is laughing and whipping Ghosthead, who is kicking but can't reach! The referee comes out to stop Eco, but Eco shoves him off.
Eco: (pointing at the referee) I OWN YOU! (pointing at Ghosthead) AND I OWN HIM! DON’T EITHER OF YOU FORGET IT!
Eco walks up the ramp to vociferous boos, grabbing his iPad as the referee works to free Ghosthead.
MATT FOLZ vs. DRE GAINES vs. ALEXIS DARLING vs. STANKStandard match to start, all four get their moves in and get near falls. The match breaks down a bit after fifteen minutes or so. Folz and Lexie brawl up the ramp and through the curtain to the back, where Folz is IMMEDIATELY jumped by the rest of Royalty. Inside the ring Dre and Stank go at it. Dre dumps Stank over the top rope to the floor. When he reaches between the ropes to pull him back into the ring, Stank grabs a chair and DESTROYS Dre’s head. Gaines slumps on the ropes, Stank climbs back into the ring and lifts Dre onto his shoulders and hits the STANK-U! Stank covers, the referee never saw the chair shot, one, two, three.
WINNER in 18:42 – Stank
<full match to be added later, maybe>
OOWF Invitational Round 3THE ZAX vs. CHRISTIAN CARTERMusical Madness plays and The Zax rushes to the ring to a nice ovation. It seems the crowd is getting behind this upstart.
Hail to the King plays and Christian Carter strolls down the ramp, eyes focused on his prey in the ring.
The bell rings and both men circle each other cautiously, looking for an opening. Carter tries to shoot the leg, but Zax uses his quickness to evade. Zax follows with a solid elbow, but Carter ducks it, leaving him off-balance. Carter lunges, but Zax snaps him over with an armdrag. He hangs on and locks in an armbar. Carter works his way to his feet and shoots him off. Zax ducks a clothesline and comes back with a flying forearm, but Carter snaps him over with a powerslam. Carter stomps on Zax and drops a leg across his throat. He pulls Zax up and sends him into the corner. Carter drives his shoulder repeatedly Zax’s midsection. He lifts him onto the turnbuckles and stuns him with a right hand. Zax fights back as Carter climbs up and knocks him off the ropes. Zax leaps and slams an elbow into Carter's skull. He sits Carter up and kicks him hard in the back then goes to the ropes and hits a running knee strike to the face. He covers, but Carter kicks out at one.
Zax bundles Carter into the corner and attacks him with chops. Carter responds in kind, taking the advantage. He stuns his opponent with a European uppercut and hits an Irish whip. Carter charges after him, but Zax gets a foot up. Carter staggers back, and Zax levels him with a jumping leg lariat. Zax pulls Carter up and snaps him over with a suplex. He floats over and pulls him up for a second one, but Carter blocks. Carter reverses, but Zax breaks free and drops behind him. Zax hits a German suplex and bridges, but Carter kicks out at two.
Both men are up, and Zax catches Carter with a knee to the stomach. He tries for a gutwrench, but Carter reverses it into a Tiger suplex. He bridges, but Zax rolls a shoulder at two. Carter rolls to his feet and catches Zax with an elbow to the face as he gets up, then steps behind him and hammers him with vicious forearms. He pulls Zax to his feet and locks on the Tazmission. Before he can pull him back into a bodyscissors, Zax throws himself forward into the corner, bringing Carter down face-first onto the middle turnbuckle. Zax drags Carter to his feet and hauls him up, looking to possibly set him up for a Michinoku Driver, but Carter grabs the top rope and pulls himself free. Zax turns around, and Carter kicks him in the head and sends him to the ropes. He sets for a spinebuster, but Zax leaps into it, slamming into Carter with a Thesz press. Zax gets in several forearm shots before Carter manages to throw him off. Zax rolls to his feet and throws a dropkick, but Carter slaps it aside. Carter stomps on Zax’s leg and drops several elbows into his knee. He twists Zax into an anklelock, but Zax kicks free.
Carter tries to re-apply the anklelock, but Zax kicks him hard in the jaw. He rolls to his knees and drives a shoulder into Carter's midsection, then plants him with a double underhook backbreaker. He pulls Carter up and stuns him with a European uppercut. He then runs up the ropes and jumps, looking for a Moonsault. Carter catches him and counters into a Tombstone Piledriver and covers, and Zax barely kicks out of at two.
Carter is to his feet first and pulls Zax up, looking for the Final Testimony. Zax floats over Carter’s shoulder and turns him around into a short-arm clothesline. He follows up with a DDT and covers for a 2 count. Carter catches Zax with a snap powerslam and hits a Belly to Back suplex. He bridges 1…2…Zax rolls his shoulder…3!
WINNER, in 10:43, The Zax
Zax rolls out of the ring and escapes into the crowd once again, Carter is furious at the decision, and verbally berates the referee until Alexis and Rory come down to calm him down. Zax stands 20 rows up, hands raised in victory.
TOMMY WILDER vs. RORY ALBRIGHTRory Albright is announced and makes his way to the ring followed by Carrie Weiss. The crowd boos the hell out of Albright, but he barely notices. He gets into the ring and leans in the corner. Wilder is announced next and races to the ring, the crowd roars their approval for the OOWF’s high flyer. The referee is about to call for the bell when Albright holds up his hands and pulls a mic from his jacket, the crowd boos the hell out of this
Tommy Wilder, Tommy Wilder. The biggest daredevil in the OOWF. The man who loves to fly. Well Tommy, you remind me of a story I was told when I was but a child. Icarus was a man who loved to fly. He flew faster and higher than anyone thought possible. One day he flew so high, the sun melted the wax on his wings, and he plummeted to the earth. You understand what I’m saying Wilder? The Sun King shines the brightest of all. I am the supernova of the OOWF, and son………your days of soaring with the eagles is over. The Sun King will melt the wax on your wings and sit back and watch…….as you…….plummet……..helplessly………to the earth. You see Tommy Wilder, the Sun King is eternal, while you, my friend, you have but a precious few moments before the Sun King extinguishes you, for good.Albright turns to hand the mic to Carrie on the outside, when he stands back up, Tommy charges into the corner and nails him with a double leg lariat that sends him staggering into the corner. Wilder lays in stiff rights and lefts, then backs off and charges in again and monkey flips Albright to the middle of the ring. Wilder races at Albright again, but Rory catches him for a side slam, or so he thinks. Wilder spins through and ends it with a SPIKE DDT! Wilder covers, but Albright kicks out at two and rolls out of the ring to the floor.
Rory gets to his feet on the outside and Tommy flies across the ring and dives over the top rope for a plancha, but Albright catches him, then POWERBOMBS him against the apron! Wilder falls to the floor grabbing his back in pain. Albright unleashes some STIFF kicks to Tommy’s head, then pulls him up and rolls him onto the apron. Albright climbs up after him and pulls him up and lands a SWINGING NECK BREAKER FROM THE APRON TO THE FLOOR! Wilder’s neck might be broken! Albright pulls a limp Wilder up and rolls him under the bottom rope, then slowly climbs onto the apron, steps between the ropes and drops an elbow across Wilder’s chest and covers. One…..two…..thre…..NO! Wilder rolls his shoulder at two, which annoys Albright to no end!
Rory pulls Tommy to his feet and whips him into the corner and charges in with a shoulder block to the gut. He backs off and lands a second, then a third. He tries a fourth, but Wilder catches him with a knee to the face, stunning the Royalty member. Albright staggers backward a bit, then charges in again, but Tommy moves out of the way and Albright catches the turnbuckle. Tommy lands a kick to the back of Albright’s head, then climbs the turmbuckle, pulls Albright to the second rope and hits a SUNSET POWERBOMB off the middle rope! He keeps Albright hooked, one, two, NO! Rory kicks out at two!
Rory crawls to the ropes and falls all the way to the mat, as Tommy grabs him to pull him to his feet, Carrie SPRAYS HIM IN THE EYES WITH SOMETHING! (let’s go with hairspray) Wilder staggers around the ring trying to clear his vision, Albright gets to his feet and hits the ropes and connects with the KOUF OUT! He covers Wilder and hooks the leg, but Tommy gets his free foot on the bottom rope breaking the count at two.
Rory snaps at the referee and pulls Tommy to his feet and sets him up for the PCB, but he holds Wilder a moment too long and Wilder is able to connect with a kick to the back of Rory’s head that breaks the hold. Albright hits the ropes and charges at Wilder with a clothesline, but Wilder matrixes to avoid it, the pops to his feet and NAILS Rory with a SUPERKICK to the jaw! Albright stands upright and staggers, but doesn’t go down. Tommy slides out of the ring, gets onto the apron and springs into the ring and hits a SPRINGBOARD BULLDOG! Wilder jumps to his feet, feeling it and feeding off the crowd. He sees Royalty making their way to the ring, looks at Rory, then at Royalty and decides to spring into action, as Royalty gets to ringside, Wilder races to the corner and scales the ropes and flips off the top rope and crashes down on Royalty, sending them all to the mat! Wilder is quickly up, and slips back into the ring where Albright is back on his feet. Rory tries to attack from behind, but Tommy catches him with a PELE KICK! As Rory stands there holding the top of his head, Tommy slips behind him and rolls him up, one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 22:41 – Tommy Wilder
The referee’s hand hits the mat for the third time just as Royalty recovers and storms the ring. Tommy manages to make it out before Royalty can get him. Wilder pauses at the top of the ramp and looks at Alex with a big smirk on his face, then looks like he is listening to a wrist watch, tick tock Alex! Darling’s eyes narrow as he silently seethes in the middle of the ring.
SHANE TUSKA vs. MIRANDA WILLIAMSThe crowd cheers wildly for Shane Tuska as he walks to the ring. He rolls under the ropes, acknowledges the fans, and retreats to his corner to stretch. The cheers don't let up as Miranda Williams steps through the curtain and sprints down the aisle. Miranda slides into the ring, leaps onto the turnbuckles, and drinks it in. She jumps down and meets Tuska and Referee Junior Hale in the middle of the ring. Junior gives them their instructions, Shane and Miranda shake hands, and Junior calls for the bell.
They circle, and Miranda feints a lockup but hits a double leg takedown. Tuska rolls on landing and breaks free. Miranda rolls to her feet and moves in, but walks into a kick to the stomach. Tuska swings himself to his feet, driving a knee into Miranda's temple. Miranda stumbles, and Tuska sends her to the ropes and snaps her over with a powerslam. He hooks the leg and gets a long two count. Tuska pulls Miranda to her feet and shoves her into the corner. He connects with a series of knees to the midsection, then sends her across the ring and charges after her, hitting a back elbow in the opposite corner. He hooks Miranda's head and tries for a bulldog, but she shoves him off. Miranda grabs Tuska around the waist and hits a German suplex. She bridges, but Tuska rolls a shoulder at two.
Both wrestlers are up and Tuska sidesteps a lunge and sends Miranda across the ring. He dives at her legs but she jumps over. Tuska leapfrogs her next pass and tries for a dropkick on the third, but Miranda catches it. Tuska's head slams into the mat, and Miranda rolls him over into a Boston crab, almost immediately changing it to a sharpshooter. Tuska crawls, but Miranda drags him back from the ropes. Tuska looks like he's had it, but gets a last burst of energy and pushes himself up, finally extending his legs and throwing Miranda off. She immediately turns and drops an elbow into his spine.She hooks Tuska’s arms for the Miranda Rights, but he rolls as she flips over him . He yanks one arm free and rolls to his feet, pulling Miranda with him. He winds her arm and pulls her into a short-arm clothesline.Tuska drops a series of elbows followed by a standing moonsault. He covers, but Miranda kicks out just in time.
Tuska pulls Miranda to her feet and knocks her into the ropes with a series of forearms. He buries a knee in her midsection and sends her across the ring. Tuska levels Miranda with a standing dropkick. He drags her to her feet and goes for the Silencer, but Miranda ducks out of the way. Tuska lands off balance, and Miranda sets him up for the Desecrator. Tuska sweeps her free leg and drives her to the mat. Tuska flips over Miranda, rolling her up, and Junior counts One...Two...Thr - Miranda kicks out just in time!
Tuska rolls to his knees and chops Miranda as she sits up. Miranda fires back.with a chop of her own. They struggle to their feet, continuing their exchange. Miranda gets the advantage, driving Tuska back into the corner. She tries an Irish whip but Tuska reverses and sends her into the turnbuckles. Tuska backs off and hits a running enzugiri in the corner. Tuska lifts Miranda onto the top rope and climbs up after her.He tries to haul Miranda onto the top rope but she fights back and knocks him off. Miranda waits for Tuska to start to get up and leaps. She lands straddling his neck as he’s bent over and immediately bounces into a Canadian Destroyer. She covers, and Junior counts One...Two...Three.
WINNER, in 14:42, Miranda Williams.
After the match: Miranda helps Tuska to his feet and they exchange a handshake and a hug. Tuska raises Miranda’s hand as the crowd applauds them both.
TYTAN vs. LD WILLIAMSTytan is announced first and the OOWF Onslaught champion makes his way to the ring. The crowd roars for Tytan, he looks around and points to the crowd, then lets out a terrifying roar that the fans eat up. LD Williams is announced next and the Saint does not exactly get a warm response, not that LD even notices it. He walks to the ring, climbs onto the apron, wipes his boots and steps between the ropes and gets right in Tytan’s face. They go nose to nose, the referee calls for the bell, and the punches start flying!
Tytan catches LD with a knee to the gut, then unleashes a hellacious CHOP to LD’s chest that backs him into the corner. Tytan charges in and clotheslines LD, as Williams staggers out of the corner, Tytan bounds off the ropes and tries RELEASE THE KRAKEN! But LD grabs a front face lock and uses his momentum to PLANT him with a DDT! Williams rolls Tytan over and hammers him with punches to the head before pulling him up and into another front face lock and lifting him for a suplex. LD keeps Tytan up for several seconds before falling to the mat, LD floats over and covers, but Tytan kicks out at two.
LD pulls Tytan up and wrings his arm, then unleashes a chop of his own that echoes through the arena. Williams whips Tytan to the ropes, or tries to, Tytan reverses it and catches LD with an overhead belly to belly suplex on the rebound! LD soars across the ring and rolls under the bottom rope to the apron. Tytan gets to his feet and tries to pull Williams into the ring, but LD buries a shoulder block into Tytan’s midsection, then tries a sunset flip, but Tytan catches his legs and stands up! What is he going to do. What he’s going to do is walk to the middle of the ring and PLANT LD with an ALABAMA SLAM! LD’s head bounces off the mat, and his eyes glaze over a bit. Tytan falls on him and covers, but LD kicks out just before the three count.
Tytan keeps LD on the mat and rains elbows down on his chest, then rolls him over into a CAMEL CLUTCH! LD snarls in pain, the referee is right there asking him if he’s had enough, but LD refuses to give up. Williams fights it and slowly, SLOWLY gets to his feet and lifts Tytan onto his shoulders, then falls backward ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP! Both men are down and the referee starts the ten count. Tytan is up first and staggers back into the corner. LD gets up and Tytan EXPLODES out of the corner and nearly takes his head off with a clothesline! Tytan pulls LD right back to his feet and whips him into the corner, LD slams sternum first into the turnbuckle and staggers backward, but Tytan charges in right behind him and kicks him in the back of the head with a big boot. LD falls forward and hiss head slams into the middle turnbuckle. Tytan is quick to pull him to his feet and set him on the top rope, LD facing the crowd. Tytan climbs to the bottom rope and hooks LD’s arms, then steps up to the middle rope and hits a MIDDLE ROPE HELIOS BOMB! OH MY GOD! Tytan crawls across the ring and coves LD, hooking him hard, one…….two……NO! LD kicks out at two!
Tytan is stunned, he can’t believe ANYONE would kick out of that. He walks across the ring and waits in the corner for LD to get up. The crowd roars because they know RELEASE THE KRAKEN is coming. As LD stands, Tytan charges, but LD sidesteps and Tytan crashes into the corner, slamming his shoulder into the ringpost! As he stumbles backward, LD races into the corner and grabs Tytan and hits CHAOS THEORY! LD bridges hard on the German, but Tytan rolls his shoulder at two. Williams pulls Tytan to his feet and takes a page from his daughter’s playbook, he hooks Tytan for a SIDE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP, then turns it into a STROKE, and hooks Tytan and pulls him back into the CROSSFACE! Tytan howls in pain, but won’t give up. He manages to scoot around and get his foot on the bottom rope forcing the break. LD keeps the move locked on until four, then releases just before getting disqualified.
Tytan slowly gets to his feet holding his shoulder, and obviously in pain. LD charges into the corner but Tytan catches him with an elbow to the jaw that sends him staggering. Tytan gets down, and explodes and hits RELEASE THE KRAKEN! This time he nails it, but LD’s momentum takes him under the bottom rope to the floor where he lies holding his ribs in obvious pain. Tytan slowly leaves the ring and grabs LD by the hair and pulls him to his feet. Tytan tries a whip to the guardrail, but LD reverses it and sends Tytan shoulder first into the stairs. LD charges in at Tytan, but somehow the monster jumps to his feet and cuts him off with a thunderous clothesline. Tytan slides into the ring, then right back out to break the count.
Tytan climbs the turnbuckles intending to jump to the floor to do something, but Williams jumps to the apron and shakes the top rope crotching Tytan on the top. The big man hits the turnbuckle and howls in pain. Williams slides into the ring and starts climbing the turnbuckle behind Tytan. Tytan lands a couple of hard elbows, but LD fights back with some NASTY crossfaces across Tytan’s face. LD and Tytan jockey for position and soon they are both standing on the top rope. Williams grabs Tytan around the waist and hits a TOP ROPE GERMAN SUPLEX! Tytan lands HARD on the back of his head and shoulder and immediately grabs his shoulder in pain, the way he hit, it may well be dislocated! Williams shakes his head trying to clear the cobwebs, then pounces on Tytan and locks in the CROSSFACE again! Tytan howls in pain, but LD has it cinched in tight! Tytan tries to get to the ropes, but LD leans back even further putting more pressure on his neck and shoulder, will he do it? Can he make the beast tap? LD snarls and pulls back harder! Tytan has a title to defend! Is it worth it? Finally Tytan can take no more and he TAPS OUT!
WINNER in 32:44 – LD Williams
LD releases the hold and immediately rolls out of the ring and grabs his ribs in pain. Inside the ring, Tytan slowly gets to his feet, his arm hanging limply at his side, massaging his neck. He looks at LD and just nods, Williams just looks at him, the crowd is expecting a handshake or something, but LD just turns and heads up the ramp to the back as his music plays. The fans boo this, but they quickly cheer Tytan who is on one knee holding his Onslaught championship in the middle of the ring.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. DK MURPHY – Non-Title MatchDK is announced and comes to the ring first, with murder in his eyes. Murphy storms around the ring waiting for the world champion to come out. “Royals” plays and Alexander Darling comes to the ring. Alex takes his sweet time getting to the ring, then hops onto the apron. DK starts after him, but Alex orders the referee to tell him to back off so he can get into the ring. Murphy backs off, but the second Alex steps between the ropes, Murphy leapfrogs the ref and attacks Darling! The referee is stunned for a moment, then calls for the bell starting the match!
DK peppers Alex with rights and lefts to the jaw, then whips him to the ropes and CLOTHESLINES him over the top rope to the floor! Alex hits the floor hard and gets to his feet just in time to have Murphy leap over the ropes and crash down on him. Murphy slams Alex against the guardrail and KILLS him with blistering chops. Alex struggles to get away, stumbling around the ring with DK right behind him. Finally Alex grabs a chair and spins around and raises it in the air, just in time to eat a SICK KICK from DK! The chair goes flying and Alex hits the floor. DK pulls him up and shoots him under the bottom rope into the ring and covers, but DK pulls Alex up at two and HAMMERS him with punches to the head! That was a bit of a surprise.
DK shoves Alex into the corner and charges in and nails him with a STIFF running elbow to the face. Alex falls to the mat grabbing his face and rolls out of the ring to the floor. Darling slowly gets to his feet and we see the elbow opened a NASTY gash on Darling’s forehead and blood is POURING down his face. Alexis races down to the ring with a towel and tries to stop the bleeding. Fire just stands there with a strange look on her face the whole time. Murphy leaves the ring and shoves Alexis aside and shoots Darling back into the ring.
Alex gets on his knees in the middle of the ring and Murphy lines him up and pulls his knee pad down. He takes a few steps toward Alex, but Alexis reaches into the ring and trips him! DK pops right back to his feet and lunges at Lexie, but she steps back. While DK is distracted, Alex gets to his feet and grabs Murphy from behind and hits a LUNGBLOWER! DK pops back to his feet and tries a clothesline as Alex stands up, but Alex ducks and dumps him to the mat with a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! Alex pulls Murphy up and LAUNCHES him over the top rope to the floor. Murphy hits hard, but is trying to get to his feet quickly. Lexie grabs him from behind and rakes his eyes while Alex distracts the referee.
While that is going on, there is a murmur from the crowd that turns into loud boos. Christian Carter comes through the crowd, no doubt in a lousy mood after his loss tonight. While he is coming through the crowd, an equally unhappy Rory Albright makes his way to the ring. Carter grabs DK and hits FINAL TESTIMONY on the floor! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! DK may be out cold!
Carter shoots a limp DK back into the ring, Alex pulls him up and paintbrushes him with slaps to the face, then hits a discus punch that drops him to the mat. Darling stands over him, smug and confident as always, then slowly pulls him to his feet and hits a DARLING DRIVER! Alex puts his foot on DK’s chest and the referee drops to the mat, one, two, thre……..Alex just walks away. Payback for DK pulling him up no doubt. The crowd boos the holy shit out of this. Alex stands in the middle of the ring for a moment, looking around, snarling at the fans. We hear him say, “you want something to boo?”
Alex pulls DK onto the apron, Murphy fights back with a few punches, and looks like he might be able to knock Darling to the floor, but Lexie once again distracts the referee and Rory clips DK’s leg dropping him to the apron. Alex pulls Murphy to his feet, lifts him up and hits a DARLING DRIVER TO THE FLOOR! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Lexie is still distracting the referee and Royalty attacks! They put the boots to DK until Wilder, Miranda, Mai, Dre and Folz race to the ring and chase them. Royalty retreats part way up the ramp with smug looks on all their faces. The faces kneel to check on DK, but Alex rolls back into the ring and demands the referee count. The ref looks stunned and Alex backs him into the corner and changes his mind. We get possibly the fastest ten count in wrestling history, and then the bell.
WINNER by count out in 14:04 – Alexander Darling
Darling laughs and leaves the ring, stopping to look back at the faces trying to help Murphy to his feet. Alex just smirks and holds up his title, joins the rest of Royalty and heads to the back.
SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchBanned From Everywhere are announced first, they come to the ring riding Drunkey and Drunkette. Ellie May From Elijay rides beside Bill, trying to funnel PCPL down his throat as fast as she can. They get to the ring and step between the ropes and the crowd erupts. Ellie gives Bill a fresh mason jar of PCPL and he chugs it, with the crowd chanting CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! The whole time. Bill finishes it off and lets out a Ric Flair-esque WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Which the crowd loves. Their happiness quickly turns as “Laser Cannon Deth Sentence” plays and the OOWF world tag team champions Moosehead Jack and Chloe, the Saints of Sinners storm the ring and attack!
Moose and Bill tumble between the ropes and fight on the floor while inside the ring Chloe goes after Justin. Chloe circles her prey, slowly backing Justin into the corner. Chloe is about to pounce when Justin holds his hands up and points up. Chloe looks up and Justin stomps on both her feet then bounces off the ropes as she staggers out of the corner and hits a ROARING FOREARM! Chloe is stunned but doesn’t go down. Justin grabs her by the head and points to the corner, Justin charges at the corner for the DOUG HATES TOAST, but when he scales the corner, Chloe throws him off! Justin sails over the turnbuckle and CRASHES to the floor hard!
Outside the ring Moose and Bill are hitting one another with anything not nailed down. Moose tries a leg drop off the apron, but Bill rolls out of the way and Moose slams to the concrete. Moose sits there howling in pain, Bill gets to his feet and unleashes a crushing BIG BOOT to Jack’s face. Bill grabs Moose by the hair and starts to pull him up, but Chloe slips out of the ring and nails him from behind with a forearm to the back of the head, then shoots him into the ring.
Moose and Chloe pounce on Bill and beat him mercilessly. The referee finally manages to get Chloe out of the ring, but not for long. Moose pulls Bill to his feet and hits a HEART PUNCH, then kicks him in the gut and PLANTS him with a DDT! Moose tags in Chloe then pulls Bill into a camel clutch, Chloe bounds off the ropes and connects with a hard kick to Bill’s face. Chloe pounces on Bill and viciously rubs his face against the mat.
Chloe pulls Bill to his feet and sends him to the ropes and lands a clothesline, but somehow Bill stays on his feet. Chloe kicks him in the gut and sets up for a piledriver, but Bill backdrops out of it. Bill starts hulking up with the crowd fully behind him. Chloe gets to her feet and grabs Bill, but he shoves her away and points at her……YOU! Bill grabs Chloe by the hair and lands a punch that sends Chloe to the mat, Bill gives a war whoop REDNECK RAMPAGE! He elbows Moose off the apron, sending him flying against the guardrail. Chloe gets back to her feet and charges, but Bill scoops her up and POWERSLAMS her to the mat! Bill gets to his feet and races to the corner and leaps FREEBIRD! He crashes into Chloe head first and covers, but Moose quickly slides back into the ring and breaks up the pin attempt with a boot to the face. Moose pulls Bill off of Chloe and snarls at the referee who yells for him to get out of the ring. Moose grabs Bill from behind and DRIVES him to the mat with a BACKDROP DRIVER!
While this is going on, Justin Sane climbs the turnbuckle and leaps at Moose, but Jack catches him, lifts Justin onto his shoulders and hits the GTS! Justin’s head snaps back and he bounces off the ropes and falls to the mat. Chloe gets back to her feet, grabs Justin and lifts him for a POWERBOMB and tags Moose in. Jack climbs to the top rope while Chloe keeps Justin parallel to the mat, Moose leaps and legdrops Justin as Chloe POWERBOMBS him to the mat! Justin is OUT!
Moose pulls Justin to his feet and LAUNCHES him over the top rope to the floor. Bill is back on his feet and when Moose turns around Bill KILLS him with a MASON DIXON LINE! Bill covers, but Chloe darts into the ring and breaks it up with a hard elbow to the back of the head. Chloe distracts the referee and Moose pulls a chain from his shorts and BLASTS Bill between the eyes. Bill doesn’t go down immediately, he just stands there staggering a bit, so Moose hits the ropes for a BUISAKU KNEE, but Bill falls to the mat before Moose hits it and Moose crashes into the ropes and falls to the mat stunned!
A dazed Bill pulls Moose to his feet and lifts him in a vertical suplex and keeps him up there FOREVER, he finally crashes to the mat and floats over and covers, but Moose kicks out at two. Bill pulls Moose back to his feet and grabs him for a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but Moose blocks it and reverses it into a RANHEI! Bill hits the mat hard, Moose reaches out and tags Chloe in. Moose sets Bill up for the package piledriver while Chloe waits…….SAINT’S ROW! Chloe covers Bill, this one is academic, one, two, three.
WINNER in 9:41 – Saints of Sinners
FIREWOMAN vs. MAI MUYO – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchMai's music, "Hero," strikes and she comes down to the usual cheers. "Terror" plays and Firewoman comes down, also to cheers. The two friends, or former friends, meet in the ring. Mai looks nervous; Fire looks focused. The referee does the championship routine and we get the bell.
Fire attacks immediately at the first 'ting' of the first bell, and strikes Mai with forearm strikes driving her back to the corner. She JUST gets there and Mai rallies with a surprise chop to the chest, which drives Fire back. If Mai was nervous or unsure before she's gotten over it. What follows is a surprisingly brutal back and forth, with lots of stiff punches and chops. Mai and Fire trade blows and then trade head drops as each woman tries to outdo the other with throws and tosses and slams. It looks like perhaps the friendship is over.
Suddenly, Alexander Darling appears at the top of the ramp, and then makes his way down to ringside, placing himself at
his wife's corner. Fire looks at him oddly, not quite sure what he's doing there, but the distracting gives Mai an edge. Firewoman turns around just in time to take a missile drop kick to the jaw, as Mai flies off the top rope. Fire turns and glares Alex's direction. Alex simply shrugs. Mai pulls Fire to her feet by the dreadlocks, and gets her up for the End-Is-Here but Fire wiggles free. Fire is looking for a clothesline, but doesn't get it as Mai grabs her arm and whips her into the far ropes. Fire bounces out and Mai flips her around for a sidewalk slam. Fire hits the canvas hard, and Mai goes to the far ropes. Mai goes to make a run, but she can't move because Alexander has grabbed her boot. This gives Fire an opportunity to recover. She sees it, but Alexander lets go before the referee does. Fire kind of looks at him...not sure about his actions. Mai has turned to look at Alex, so Fire grabs her from behind and hits a NECKBREAKER~!
Now it's Fire's turn to pull Mai to her feet. Fire whips her into the far corner and follows her in with a splash. Fire whips Mai into the other corner. She follows her in with an elbow or three and begins just laying into her, in a rage. The referee goes over to start the 5 count. While Fire has Mai in one corner, working her over, Alexander leaps up and unties the padding over the turnbuckle. As he leaps down, Fire notices although the referee does not. Fire whips Mai into the corner and she hits sternum first. She bounces out clutching her chest in pain. Fire kicks her in the gut, and FIRESTORM~! She rolls Mai over, one...two....THREE~!
WINNER in 20:42 - Firewoman
The referee raises Fire's hand as she turns toward Alexander. Alexander has grabbed the IC belt and hands it to her. She looks at the belt and at Alex. He's talking to her and we can pick up some words.... "belong with Royalty"...."we'll work it out"..... After an impossibly long moment, she reaches for the belt. Alexander hands it to her, but before letting it go, he tugs on it, and says "Finish her. For Royalty." Fire hesitates, uncertain, then grabs the belt away from him, annoyed. She turns toward Mai who is just standing. Fire looks at her....and SLAMS the belt upside Mai's head. Mai drops, and Firewoman drops the belt. She grabs Mai by the arms and maneuvers her around for FIRESTOMP on the belt! Fire grabs her belt in annoyance and then a microphone.
FW: You're right, Mai. I'm no hero. *raises the belt* But I'm holding this anyway. And that sparkles with me.
Fire kicks Mai over onto her back and reaches into her waistband, where she pulls out a small pouch. She opens it and dumps grey ash onto Mai's face: The ashes of the friendship bracelet? Fire drops the microphone. Alexander raises her hand to boos. Fire jerks it free....but nods. The two make their way up the ramp. Mai gets to her feet and flies into a rage of disappointment. She rolls out of the ring, throws chairs, and rips up the Danish announce table. Fire is a few steps behind Alex, and turns back just as she gets to the top of the ramp, and we see a slight smile at one corner of her mouth, before she heads to the back.
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