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Post by firewoman on Sept 5, 2018 10:07:18 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem/OOWF Invitational Round 3(#666)
Live! From Sarajevo, Bosnia-Herzegovina
February 11, 2015
OOWF Invitational Round 3
Tommy Wilder vs. Rory Albright
Shane Tuska vs. Miranda Williams
Tytan vs. LD Williams
The Zax vs. Christian Carter
OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
Firewoman vs. Mai Muyo
OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
Saints of Sinners vs. Banned From Everywhere
Non-Title Match
Alexander Darling vs. DK Murphy
Concrete TG vs. Power
Ghosthead vs. Ecosystem
Matt Folz vs. Alexis Darling vs. Stank vs. Dre G
Demon Smoke vs. Sachairi Samhain
Card subject to me learning how to spell Herzegovina correctly
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Post by firewoman on Sept 5, 2018 10:09:19 GMT -5
<Moose is in the back recovering in OOWF medical with Chloe when an enraged GM the Nate comes in> GMtN: YOU! I have HAD it with you! YOU may have a death wish, but not EVERYONE does! Spider is on his way to the hospital, they think he might have a broken neck! MHJ: Wait, really? Damn GMtN: Yes really and.......wait.....you sound sorry MHJ: Yeah, I am GMtN: You are? MHJ: Yeah. I thought for SURE it was broken. Damn! It only MIGHT be broken? Son of a..... GMtN: You......you are a disgusting human being <Chloe jumps up and gets in Nate's face> MHJ: Chloe! Don't. He just doesn't get it GMtN: No, YOU are the one who doesn't........ <just then there is screaming at the door, it's Power> Power: I KNOW YOU TWO ARE IN THERE! LET ME IN! I AM GOING TO MURDER BOTH OF YOU! SPIDER......GET OFF OF ME.....CHLOE I KNOW YOU ARE IN THERE TOO! GMtN: GET HER OUT OF HERE! MHJ: No, nonsense, let her in, this should be fun <GM the Nate just shoots a look at Moose> GMtN: <pointing to Moose> I'll deal with YOU later. And YOU <pointing to Chloe> You stay here until you get word that your sister has been removed from the building. I am not going to end the night with more of my wrestlers in the hospital <GM the Nate storms out and we fade with Chloe glaring daggers toward the door and her sister> |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 5, 2018 10:11:21 GMT -5
Christian Carter is sitting on a folding chair, after his match with Ghosthead, as he realizes the ninja cams are around. He looks directly into the camera, as he starts to speak. CC: Let me get something off my chest right now, because my queen and I should be in that ring together next week. Instead, I have to face some lucky bastard who has somehow beat a homicidal maniac and the My beautiful queen in the last two weeks. I will not let that happen next Wednesday. I'm not going to be a stepping stone for you Zax...I'm not going to let you be the Cinderella story that you seem to have in mind. March Madness isn't here just yet, so just go with the flow, and take your beating I'm going to give you like a man. Zax, I am the fastest man to debut and hold the IC title and the World title in my first year here...I was a Sinner and a Saint, I am a King...the King of Kings, and I am fucking Royalty...you will worship the ground I walk on, and you will know what being green really is all about. Get ready rookie, cuz I'm about to ground that high your on right now, and believe me, the landing isn't going to be an easy one...Welcome to your beginning, and your end. Carter looks into the camera as it fades to black. |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 5, 2018 10:11:55 GMT -5
(Power is being restrained and escorted off the property by security. The entourage passes by an SFJ and Power breaks free, pushes the SFJ aside, and grabs the microphone.)Power: MOOSE! CHLOE! You've just done the worst thing you ever could do. You PISSED ME the FUCK OFF! There were two men on the face of God's Green Earth that I trusted with my LIFE. Anywhere else in the world this would be at a minimum Manslaughter. In the OOWF, it's just another day at the office. Well, Spider, your injuries will NOT go unavenged. And Nate, John Ross – wherever you are – you're gonna get just what you didn't want. I've tried to do everything the right way. Now, all the gloves are off...all the restraints are off. Fuck the rules, I'm getting what I want, and that will be my sister and Moose on a silver platter. No one will hold me back, not my Father's memory, not my training, not even my beloved. Moose, you took out my Shane's best friend. And for that, for all the pain and anguish you've caused not only because of this, but because of how you turned my sister against me, you will pay. (The security tries to pull Power away, but she starts swinging and takes most of them out. She turns back to the camera.)Power: And to Concrete TG, whom I understand has the misfortune to face me at Mayhem. I apologize for what happened tonight. Unfortunately, the actions of my sister mean I must do something I don’t want to do. I must do my best to make an example out of a legend next week at Mayhem. My rage, my fury, my anger, will all be focused on you, hero. I apologize in advance. This will not be pretty, trust me. (One of the security pulls out a tazer. The prongs deploy and Power clutches at her chest and goes down. Security is stunned as the cameras quickly fade.) |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 5, 2018 10:14:12 GMT -5
Firewoman walks into Ric's Sandwich Shop in catering and sees Miranda, Mai, and Jaime. She remembers that is the night for the weekly "girls' night" and starts to turn around and walk away, but suddenly squares her shoulders, takes a deep breath and walks up to the table. The three of them look up at her like she's crazy, which...well, yeah.
FW: Hi. This seat taken? Fire does not wait for them to respond and sits down anyway. The other three look at each other for a minute.MM: You know....no. I can't. Mai gets up and storms away. Miranda and Jaime watch her go, as does Fire, sadly.
JF: Good idea. Jaime starts to get up but Fire grabs her arm and pins it to the table.JF: HEY! FW: I've got something I need to say. So if you would please stay. JF: * trying unsuccessfully to free herself* Get your hands off me! FW: Please. MW: Jaime....hear her out. JF: Fine. Fire hesitates but then lets go. Jaime rubs her wrist.FW: Thank you. There's a long awkward moment as Miranda and Jaime wait and Fire appears to be considering her words.
JF: Well? FW: So....You know....I need to explain.... Another pause, slightly shorter than the last as Fire appears to be conflicted. Then annoyed, bordering on angry.FW: You know what? No...I don't. JF: Huh? FW: I don't. I came back out of the hospital...a very BAD hospital...oh sure it LOOKED fancy....anyway........ and Alex told me the plan that HE AND MOOSE came up with. And THEY told ME I had to be a part of it...a BIG PART. I had to get everyone in the OOWF on board. Me. AFTER I got over the shock of them working together for the SECOND time-- JF: Second? Fire lifts her arm and shows a somewhat worn hospital bracelet still there.JF: Oh...right.... FW: I agreed to do this to save our home. I meant what I said, I don't care if you all hate me, but YOU three at least are going to hear me out. MW: It's just the two of us, Fire. FW: Mai is hiding behind the post over there. MM: * from behind post* I am NOT hiding! FW: You know, I have actually been THE most honest I have ever been in my entire life since I came back from the place THEY put me. I TOLD you. I TOLD YOU ALL. I said that I was going to do everything in my power to save OOWF. I told everyone that there were things that I COULDN'T tell you yet but that as soon as it was safe to do so I would and I DID. I told you about Royalty when it was time, JUST LIKE I SAID I WOULD. FINALLY, Firewoman is honest...and this is the result. Great. MW: I guess when you put it that way-- JF: NO. Look, okay, I GET it....you're...I guess you're RIGHT....TECHNICALLY you didn't lie or at least you didn't do what you USUALLY do. FW: Thank you. JF: Not so fast. This isn't about that. How could you....just....GO BACK TO HIM? FW: Who? JF: ALEX!!! After what he did to Stan? After...well, after how he treated you? FW: Dr. Freedman said-- JF: I'm not talking about THAT. I mean AFTER you came back, and he was with that tramp...I don't care what "arrangement" or "agreement" you guys have... The things he said... I don't care that it was part of the plan. The Firewoman *I* know would not take that from anyone. Seriously, why isn't Alex eating through a feeding tube right now? Firewoman sighs. She looks like she's trying to find words.FW: Jaime....Matt Folz...your husband. He hasn't always been a nice guy, right? JF: He is to me, and -- FW: Yeah, let's get to that in a second. Matt Folz turned on Alexander Darling in a war games match, right? JF: Well, but-- FW: He helped end Outback Jack's career...and my cousin Davin's. He's no stranger to the brass knuckles, to give him an edge when he needs to. In fact, early on, he offered himself up as a mercenary, and would do the bidding of whoever paid him the most, right? JF: Right. FW: But that didn't matter to you, right? I mean he'd turn on someone, swerve, whatever, yet you stood by him. JF: Well, yeah, that's just part of the ... I see what you're doing here, but with me-- FW: Right, he never treated you badly though. Even when he bet you in a match against Royalty? Jaime stops mid-getting ready to say something.JF: That....he didn't...You bet YOUR marriage. FW: Yeah, and I won. Jaime glares.JF: He HATED every MINUTE of-- FW: Yeah, but he still DID IT. And he LEFT YOU THERE for 30 days. MW: Fire....... Jaime is sort of speechless at this, but not really angry just....quiet.FW: And did YOU leave HIM? No. Why? Jaime just sort of looks down.JF: * quietly* Because, I-- FW: * quietly* Exactly. They all sort of sit there for a minute.MW: He's your Judas. JF: Huh? MW: Alex...for Fire. Like in the Lady Gaga song. FW: Who? MW: Ohmigod seriously? Lady Gaga? She's sold like a million records? Wears a dress made of meat? FW: Why would she do that? JF: Attention? MW: * singing...badly* "I'm just a holy fool and baby he's so cruel/but I'm still love with Judas, baby." It's totally you. Fire gives her the WTF look, as Jaime smiles a little.
FW: Right. Well, I don't care, really. You can keep hating me. That's fine. I know Moose will never get it, although I kind of hope someday he does.... MW: Even if it's Chloe? FW: Even if. * to Jaime* But you should. Fire gets up to leave. Miranda follows.MW: Fire, wait? FW: Yeah? MW: I see you're still wearing Mai's friendship bracelet, so I know you actually do care a little bit. FW: What do you want, a medal? Congrats, junior detective-- MW: Why are you still wearing your hospital bracelet? Fire looks at her wrist and the bracelet for a good long time, then looks back up at Miranda, expressionless.FW: To make sure I never forget. Fire turns and walks away. |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 5, 2018 10:15:34 GMT -5
**Sometime later, L.D. and Miranda Williams are sharing coffee at Ric's. We join them mid-conversation.** M: "Round 3." LDW: "Yep." M: " Another couple weeks and we'll be the only ones left." LDW: "We will." M: "And then-" **Miranda pauses as Moosehead Jack storms past, swearing and throwing things.** M: "And then I go after Alex." LDW: "...yes, you probably will." M: "Exact - No!" LDW: "What?" M: "You are NOT throwing a match with me!" LDW: "I...have to." M: "Excuse me?" LDW: "I can't fight my own daughter." M: "But you can wrestle her. And you will." LDW: "Or?" M: "Or I tell grandma." LDW: "-" M: "-" LDW: "Harsh." M: "Try me boyo." LDW: "You're a lot like your mother." M: "Thank-you." **Moosehead Jack storms past again, throwing production assistants now. Stank strolls over, shaking his head.** M: "Dare I ask?" S: " Somebody told a bunch of websites that Moose is pushing for a goldfish-on-a-pole match with The Cat in the Hat at Hell on Earth next year." LDW: "I wondered where the Zax thing was going." **Stank glares and Miranda tries not to giggle.** LDW: "What?" S: "Billy-Dee, do you even think about consequences? We're gonna have to listen to him for weeks." LDW: "...wait 'till he finds the Moosey costume in his suitcase." <fade> |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 5, 2018 10:16:17 GMT -5
<Moose walks into the meeting room, still heavily bandaged from the match with Spider. Moose is also wearing a neck brace because despite what he thinks, he is not indestructible. When he gets there he sees GM the Nate, Ecosystem and Dr. Sidney Freedman sitting there. Around the table, all pointed toward where everyone is sitting are eleven monitors, we see board members John Ross Ewing, GM the Rick, Eric O’Mac and nine other guys who I don’t feel like giving names to. Moose just stops and looks around> MHJ: The fuck is this? GMtN: Mr. Quinn, please have a seat, I would like to start this disciplinary hearing as soon as possible MHJ: Disciplinary hearing? Are you shitting me? GMtN: In light of your recent actions……..and a complaint of “unsafe work environment” that was brought to our attention, we had no choice but to bring a formal hearing against you MHJ: this is a fucking joke. <Moose sits down heavily in the chair and looks around, he stops at Eco> Seriously? I am going to be disciplined by HIM? Eco: I am a board member MHJ: And you also have eaten people’s flesh GMtN: Before we begin, we have psychologist Dr. Sidney Freedman here, Dr. Freedman has done extensive work with Firewoman and has extensive experience with the Quinn’s. Dr. Freedman, the first question we have to ask is this, you are aware of Mr. Quinn’s actions, based on that and his history, and your experiences with him, do you think Mr. Quinn is a sane individual? DSF: No MHJ: Hey, thanks Doc! DSF: But…….it’s also not exactly a yes or no question. I think Mr. Quinn has strong sociopathic tendencies as well as some dissociative issues. However, without an in depth evaluation, I can only speculate to what degree they are. As with some people with sociopathic tendencies, there is also a fairly high level of intelligence which allows the person to manipulate those around him to suit his needs, as well as provide a convenient excuse for deplorable behavior. MHJ: Nope. Sounds nothing at all like me. GMtN: Thank you Dr. Freedman. JRE: In my short time with this board, I have seen this man do some pretty heinous things. Looking back through the history of the company, his actions speak for themselves. Wanton savagery, willfully injuring opponents, a level of sadism that has been matched by few people in HISTORY. I move that Mr. Quinn’s contract with the OOWF be terminated immediately. MHJ: Awwww, Johnny Boy, this wouldn’t have anything to do with you not getting to marry my sister, would it? Oh, and where’s the disciplinary hearing for our world champion? Or, is putting a board member through a table ok? Cause right now, I would REALLY like some clarification on that GMtR: You have no idea Ewing, I dealt with this jackass for years. I am going to second the motion that he be terminated from the OOWF. MHJ: Hey Ricky boy! How the hell you been? You still mad that I knocked you out in the middle of the ring? So…….this is what a fair trial looks like around here huh? EOM: I have to agree with the first two board members……. MHJ: Wait, ERIC? How the FUCK is this jackass on the board? EOM: I won’t be spoken to like that by someone like you Jack MHJ: You WILL respect your current world champion, or did you forget that I was the last one to hold that title? <Eric just shifts uncomfortably in his seat> MHJ: That’s what I thought. Someone wanna explain to me how the guy sitting on the board in the WWE, the company that JUST TRIED TO TAKE US OVER – oh, which I helped stop by the fucking way – is still sitting on OUR board of directors? GMtN: Having a board member removed is a long process MHJ: Evidently longer than railroading a wrestler <they go around the room and when they get to Eco, the vote is locked at 6-6 to terminate Moose, Jack just glares at Eco who hasn’t said a word since the beginning of the meeting> GMtN: Juni, it looks like it comes to your vote. <Moose just glares at him> Eco: Abstain GMtN: Wait, what? But that leaves us deadlocked! <Eco gets up, shrugs and leaves> MHJ: Ok, ok…….you guys have had your fun, but this whole thing is bullshit. Tytan KILLED my sister. As in fucking DEAD. As in, breaking one of the THREE cardinal rules of the OOWF. Where is his punishment? I broke Spider’s neck. So what? I also broke Lexie’s neck, and I would do it again. I am not going to fucking apologize for what I do in that ring. Nate, you agreed to a no-disqualification match. Last I checked, that meant anything goes. Anything. Let me ask you this, had Spider broken MY neck when he suplexed me through that table, would HE be on trial? GMtN: This is not about Spider…… MHJ: No, he fucking wouldn’t. The OOWF is a violent place. Rick, you are a goddamn hypocrite in all this because you let all kinds of shit go when you were running the show. And Eric, does Brass Knuckle Kings ring a fucking bell to you? I seem to recall you knocking more than a few people out with brass knuckles. I am not apologizing for shit, and since Eco abstained, looks like you can’t do shit to me GMtN: That was just to terminate your contract, we DO have other options EOM: Suspend him for a month MHJ: Good call Eric! Oh wait, that means the tag titles don’t get defended. Smart move there. Waaait…….whose record are we coming up on? That’s right! The Brass Knuckle Kings! Suspend me for a month, strip the titles, just so you can keep the record, eh Eric, you traitorous son of a bitch GMtN: I hate to do it, but I have to agree with Mr. Quinn here, it is not in the company’s best interest to keep the tag team titles inactive for any length of time. They are to be defended this week, and, if necessary, at the pay per view. MHJ: <sitting back and folding his arms> well? You can’t take my title, that would be bad for business. You failed to terminate me, so now what? Fine me? Do it. I don’t care, it’s just money, right Johnny Boy? How’s that back by the way? Hurts like a BITCH when you go through a table, doesn’t it? JRE: Clearly a monetary fine wouldn’t do a thing. GMtR: No, but I know what would. Is Dr. Sid still there? DSF: Yep GMtR: How about some mandatory therapy sessions? MHJ: Fuck you Rick DSF: Normally I would agree, but I am afraid I have my hands quite full with another patient GMtN: Well, maybe we can bring in another psychologist DSF: Good luck with that GMtR: Wait……does the OOWF have a wellness policy? MHJ: HA! GMtN: In theory at least GMtR: What does that policy say about alcohol? MHJ: Fuck you Rick GMtR: Moosie there is a well known drunk. Take away his whiskey and see how well he does. DSF: If I may interject……..that is a TERRIBLE idea. I don’t know the extent of Mr. Quinn’s habit, or addiction, but stopping it cold turkey? We are trying to PREVENT violence here, are we not? JRE: Well doc, what do YOU suggest then? DSF: <after a long pause> nothing <everyone talks at once, complaining loudly, GM the Nate finally regains control> GMtN: With all due respect, he broke a man’s neck, and this is certainly not his first…… MHJ: ……nor will it be my last DSF: Look, I’m no lawyer, but I have spent a lot of time around the OOWF. This is a violent place. These are violent people. Their violence sells tickets, it makes this company money. It is encouraged for the bottom line. Nate, you signed off on a no disqualification match, I assume Mr. McNulty knew the risks going into the match and had no complaints. And during the match, Mr. Quinn also nearly had his neck broken. It’s an occupational hazard. GMtR: He has REPEATEDLY tried to kill people! DSF: But hasn’t. And the man who DID faced no consequences outside of the ring. I have watched this group, it is a close knit group that tends to police itself. Let them mete out their own justice. EOM: So…..he just walks away? DSF: What else is there? You have already eliminated the possibility of fine or suspension. And honestly, termination? Is this the kind of man you want to have out on the streets? If it were up to me, I would never fire ANY of them. They are better off here in this asylum <Moose sits back with a satisfied smirk on his face while the board discusses things among themselves> GMtN: I have no choice then, Mr. Quinn, there will be no further punishment at this point. But I promise you, should your behavior continue as it has, it WILL catch up to you, and you WILL face consequences. Meeting adjourned. MHJ: <turning to Dr. Sid> Maybe you aren’t as bad as I thought DSF: Don’t flatter yourself. That was purely self-preservation, I want to make sure I know where you are, so I can be as far away from there as possible <Moose just shrugs and gets up to leave> DSF: Where are you going? MHJ: To skin a Zax <fade> |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 5, 2018 10:18:21 GMT -5
(Tytan is standing in front of the OOWF banner his Onslaught Title is over his shoulder.) Tytan: LD Williams. A man with a history. A man who is considered by many as a Legend. The time has come for us to finally meet again. The last time we met was the last time I stepped in the OOWF ring the first time around. This time things are different! I am older and wiser. I am better then the last time I was here. What are you? This time things are going to be different. You are already looking pass me. That is going to be your mistake. I owe you one LD Williams and the time has come for me to collect. Be ready. I want you at your best so I can get the redemption of beating you and moving on in the Invitational. See you soon. (FADE) |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 5, 2018 10:21:26 GMT -5
We see Firewoman walking down the Hallway of Encounters with Pissed Off Husbands when someone calls her name. She turns and is immediately met with a huge chop by Matt Folz. Fire quickly gets into fighting position. MF: The way I see this, we have 2 options. We can brawl up and down this hallway and waste a ton of energy and a ton of blood, or you can consider that your receipt for what you did to Jaime and we can call it even right now and I buy you a cup of coffee. Fire considers her options then nods and drops her hands and follows Matt to catering. Matt orders a coffee for her and a hot chocolate for himself and they sit. FW: I take it you saw my talk with your wife? MF: I did. I don't usually watch the ninja cam footage of Jaime's girls nights out because she's entitled to her privacy and her own life. Hell, after being on the road with me every day for years these weekly nights out might be the only thing keeping her sane for all I know. But it drew my attention when I was channel surfing and came across OOWF TV at the exact point you nearly yanked her arm right out of socket. FW: You might be exaggerating a bit. MF: You so much as ever lay a finger on her again, I'll cut your hand off at the wrist, believe that. Then I saw your little speech to her, that was impressive how you twisted the facts to fit your narrative. FW: How so? MF: Allow me to respond to the points you made against me. Did I turn on Alexander Darling during a War Games match? Of course I did. You conveniently forgot to mention who hired me to do so however. That was Stank, LD, Poe, Moose and oh yes...... YOU. Did I do other mercenary jobs? Yes, including one where you hired me to beat the hell out of Davin Moreland's wife. And speaking of your exalted cousin Saint Davin, yes I committed what you consider an unforgivable sin and led the attack than essentially ended his career. I'm sure you'd never agree with someone doing such a thing to a man you hold in such high esteem...... except you know, at Hell on Earth in 2009 when you turned on him and the Five tried to do the EXACT same fucking thing the New Guard ended up doing more successfully. And yes, I didn't lead it but I was part of the attack that ended Outback Jack's career. (Matt shows off some visible scars on his forehead) But I'm sure you don't know anything about attacking anyone after matches and trying to do permanent damage to their health, do you Fire? I don't need you to point out to my wife what an asshole I am, after 3 1/2 years together she's fully aware of that fact. But the next time you try to use our marriage to make some kind of point, which you better not EVER do again, make sure you use the whole truth and not just the facts that are convenient for you. FW: And how about when I mentioned how you bet your wife on a match? Was I twisting the facts there? Matt looks pained and takes a pause before continuing. MF: No, no you weren't. And there's not a day that's gone by since that I haven't regretted that. Even though I allowed Darling to goad me into it, even though Jaime ultimately agreed, that was still ultimately my decision to sign the contract. But I'm glad you brought this up, because there's something that's been bothering me about the timing of that. FW: What do you mean? MF: You came back from your Involuntary Commitment in September and were immediately named Commissioner, which in any other business in the world would sound would sound horrifically stupid but in this company is par for the course. FW: Yes, and? MF: During this time, by your husband's own admission, he was already working with Alexis and Carter and forming the seeds of Royalty. And also he was also goading me into signing the contract putting Jaime on the line, a contract that you approved in your role as Commissioner. Now am I to believe that your husband didn't let you in on anything he was planning? Fire just glares at Matt. MF: Tell you what, don't answer that one. Now, everyone knows about the clause that Carter's lawyer supposedly added to that contract without me knowing: That if I backed out of the agreement I wouldn't receive any title shots for 2 years. That's what compelled Jaime and I to abide by the terms of the deal despite how much we hated it. But do you know the funny thing? I read every word of that contract before we sent it to your office for approval, and that clause wasn't in there. That's a little curious no? A little coincidental that a clause that benefitted Royalty was approved by someone married to a member of Royalty. FW: Are you accusing me of something? MF: I'm not accusing anyone of anything. It's entirely possible that it went down exactly as Carter said and his lawyer slipped that clause in at the last minute without either one of us noticing it. Or it's entirely possible that Eco, that well known bastion of morality, took a few bucks and added it on their behalf. Who knows? I'm just saying it's a bit coincidental that the contract went to your office for approval without that clause and then suddenly BAM, there it is. FW: Hey! I did everything I could to get that deal revoked, you saw the promo the night after with Carter, Alexis and Jaime in my office right before I quit as Commissioner. MF: Yes, yes I did. You looked very sincere. And you also looked sincere right after that when you recruited Stank and LD into the alliance to save the OOWF, despite knowing the entire time that it was ALL bullshit. And you looked incredibly sincere when you made John Ross Ewing fall in love with you, despite you never having any intention of leaving your douchebag of your husband for him. Poor guy. First his father commits assisted suicide, then he gets divorced, then his cousin gets blown up in a car bomb, and then despite you knowing all of that, you give him a glimmer of hope and string him along. and for no other reason then because it fit your plan, you needed to make it look like you and Alex were having problems. You are a VERY skilled liar Lisa, I will give you credit for that. Matt gets up and walks away as we...... FADE |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 5, 2018 10:22:13 GMT -5
~~~ Once again, Dre Gaines is standing with SFJ#77 in front of the OOWF Interview Banner. Today's look is a throwback George Gervin jersey ~~~ SFJ#77: I am here with Dre Gaines... Dre: Girl How 'BOUT that win last week? Me and my girl Mai tore dat ass up just like I said! SFJ#77: There was some controversy there at the finish Dre: Hey, it aint like we wanted that crazy hoe Chloe to come down and get involved in the match. If ol' CTG has a problem, its wit his partner last week. He and Power ain't got no beef with me, Mai, or da way the match ended on our side..... But for sho, it ended..... G StyleSFJ#77: So this next week, you are part of another 4-way match, this one involving Matt Folz, Alexis Darling & Stank. Dre: Seems I get in one of these bout every otha week now. Trust me, this aint Dre G's PREFERRED type of foursome ~~~ He Smiles that Big Smile ~~~ SFJ#77: You haven't fared well in your first few multi-person matchups Dre: See, Dats what I love about you, you keep track that shit. Me? I aint sweatin what happened before. I know I aint been the one getting pinned. But I gotsta go out and prove myself again and again and again. I'm gonna be a champion. I'm gonna be one of the BEST EVER, 'Cause I gots the HEART, I gots the DESIRE, I gots the HUNGER. We just gotsa see if Alexis, Matt... or my "Brotha" Stank gots it too. Now, enough this shit, Dre's gonna go gets his grub on. |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 5, 2018 10:23:02 GMT -5
The Zax stands on top of the Arena Ladies and Gentlemen, little girls and little boys
Everybody everywhere, let's get ready to jump for joys
It's a happy day, good times, like children with new toys
So gather round my good friends, it is time I made some new noise
They said It would never happen, yet lightning has now struck twice
First I hunted down the Moose, He couldn't handle all my spice
Then I took down Miss Alexis, she was naughty, not at all nice
And so it is time to gamble again, on my knees, roll the dice.
People are starting to take notice, Moose has now threatened my skin
Ms. Darling was furious at her loss, as was the rest of her kin
And my new foe King Carter has promised to end me and win
And toss me to the curb with the trash in the bin
Now this Christian Carter, they call him the Suicide King
He is quite talented at this wrestling thing
But listening to him talk makes me glad he dares not sing.
For the torture of that surely makes one's ears ring.
Now it is true, Mr. Carter beat Mann they call Ghost,
Who is spooky, aloof and eerie & really scares me the most
That white face paint and black mist must make it hard to eat toast.
Any victory over him is quite the reason to boast.
So shall I underestimate Christian? No sir, I shall not.
If I'm going to dethrone this King, it will take everything I got.
It will not be pretty, there will be no high spot
Failure this week? I dare not give it a single thought.
I will fly higher, I will last longer, I will be stiff as a board
I will hit all the right notes, I will play every chord
I will charge headfirst into battle, I will brandish my long sword
And fight the good fight, for I shall earn my reward
For when this whole thing just started, no one here knew my name
I wasn't taken seriously, treated like some silly game
I knew I would only get one shot at earning fortune and fame
Then shock of all shocks I won, and the OOWF will never be the same.
I hate to say I told you so, but I did gave you fair warn
Like an old man in his rocker, spinning a tales of great yarn
It is now too late to turn back, the horse has done left the barn
The Suicide King, you go down this week, I don't give a darn.
For I am determined, onward and forward I go
Never budging, ever moving, always fast, never slow
I will not be stopped, I want the whole world to know
The name of The Zax, the new star of the show. |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 5, 2018 10:26:35 GMT -5
Fire comes STORMING~! into the Darling Lux...I mean Royalty Castle. Alexander is sitting there.AD: Hey babe. What's-- FW: Did you know? AD: Did I know..... FW: About... Carter and Folz and Jaime and-- AD: About the formation of Royalty? I guess the shock therapy burned more brain than you thought. Do you really think I'd be forming a stable and not know what was going to happen to do it? Fire is stunned for some reason, and starts pacing, agitated.AD: Okay, just calm down. FW: Why didn't you tell me? After you told me about the WWE plan...why didn't you just INCLUDE that? AD: Need to know basis, Fire. You were like HOURS out of the hospital, anyway, and I didn't want to worry you with more than I already had. FW: But-- AD: Would you just calm down... FW: He thinks I was in on it. He thinks I helped Carter make Jaime...I would never NEVER do that. AD: Oh, c'mon, please....Let's not exaggerate. I saw what Folz says, I think he's got you and your history pegged pretty well. FW: What about being commissioner? AD: Not interested. FW: I meant ME! Did you talk Ecosystem into making me commissioner? AD: I didn't even know you were coming home! Royalty was going to be all in place before you got here, it was supposed to be all done and-- FW: Wait......Alexis and Carter hooked up BEFORE I left. AD: Um....did they? It's all kind of a blur and-- FW: So while YOU were mad at me about not letting you into my plans for Chloe....you were lying about Royalty? AD: I didn't think you were in the...um.....right frame of mind to-- FW: DID YOU TALK HIM INTO IT!? AD: Carter? FW: No, Ecosystem! AD: Can you stick on one rant at a time? Did I work with Ecosystem...Did I WILLINGLY go to Ecosystem to ask HIM to get involved with you again. * batistalaugh* Fire, I would NEVER work with Ecosystem on anything, especially where you're concerned. FW: .... AD: .... FW: Right...not like he's MOOSE. AD: * angrily* HEY! Fire doesn't wait to hear the rest, and storms back out. She storms through the halls (lots of storming), sending various staffers scattering until she gets to Ecosystem's office.Eco: Yep. Here now. HEEEEEY Fire, how's it going? Ecosystem hangs up.FW: Why did you make me Commissioner when I got back? Eco: Because I ... um.... I just wanted us to be on the same page. * He points back and forth between them* Same team, right? Fire sits down. Defeated. Dejected. Ecosystem kneels in front of her. Eco: What's wrong? FW: * sigh* Folz....he's right. I thought... I thought I was honest...that I'd changed...that I was .... I thought I made it. But he's right. I used John Ross.... I.... I'm not.... I thought I was doing the right things for the right reason, for a change, and...I mean I did all that other stuff, Folz talked about. I never denied that. I only want to show Jaime how if she could still love Matt with all his flaws that I-- Ecosystem takes both her hands.Eco: Lisa....when was the last time you meditated? You need to calm down and that always works. FW: I don't know when.... Eco: Okay. Ecosystem stands up and turns the lights down, then pulls a chair so they're sitting across from one another.FW: I didn't mean to-- Eco: I know, it's okay. FW: Can you....Dr. Freedman should be traveling with us. Eco: I'll see to it. FW: I need to go to-- Eco: Later. Close your eyes. INC... Scram. FAAAAADE |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 5, 2018 10:27:28 GMT -5
Demon Smoke is alone, backstage in his dressing room, standing in front of a webcam. Alright all I need to do is cut this quick promo. He thought to himself. The script was taped right under the webcam so that it wouldn't look like he was reading it off of a sheet of paper. The green light on the webcam switched on and started recording. "It doesn't matter how long I've been in OOWF. It doesn't matter how many titles you've won. I will, and I mean will, doesn't matter how many titles you've- FUCK" He yelled and flipped a table in frustration. After having his little rage fit he composed himself for the second try. "Ugh hmph... It doesn't matter how long I've b-b-been- DAMN IT!" Demon Smoke resisted the urge to throw some more furniture around his room. "Okay, screw this." He said as he crumpled up the script. "I don't care who it is, I'll take on anyone. And I'll win. Because that's just what I do. I'm not gonna dance around the ring like a pansy, I'm here to hurt people." Demon Smoke walked up to the camera and turned it off. |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 5, 2018 10:29:30 GMT -5
*CTG is watching the disciplinary hearing from his locker room, munching popcorn* I see that some things have not changed around here.... *turns to the INC* what? I know better and I DO watch the show. Oh, and for Ms. Power? All will be rectified at Mayhem. *offers popcorn to the INC, who shakes lens "no" before fading out* |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 5, 2018 10:30:10 GMT -5
*DK Murphy is doing squats with a heavily loaded barbell on his shoulders when SFJ 12 approaches. DK finishes his set and racks the weights, because that's how he rolls.* SFJ: How is Daniella doing? DK: No major damage to the knee. Wally has arranged for an expert physical therapist to work with her and he has an acupuncturist flying in. *A split-screen briefly shows Stank, watching OOWF TV in a bar, suddenly looking queasy* SFJ: This week you get to seek revenge against Alexander Darling. DK: So now is the time when I am supposed to yell and shout threats, but I'm not going to do that. To quote one of my favorite songs, "deeds not words" this week. I'm going to let my hands send the message Wednesday. *The non-invisible camera person zooms in on the back of DK's hands, with Murder written on the right and Hell on the left.* |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 5, 2018 10:30:59 GMT -5
Later.... Tommy Wilder, DK and Dee Murphy are sitting in the Destroyatorium - DK - Bust Moose for drinking? Dee - Never happen around here. Tommy - Oh maaaan. DK - What? Tommy - I hope they don't try that with caffeine. (All three look over at the trash can, overflowing with cans Kickstart.) |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 5, 2018 10:31:40 GMT -5
*Demon Smoke is by the clipboard that posts all the matches that will happen that night* Demon Smoke- *joking to the other guy standing right next to him* Sachairi Samhain... What kind of a name is that? ??- I'm Sachairi. Demon Smoke- *doesn't say anything, just laughs* Demon Smoke- Your parents must've hated you or something, right? Sachairi- ... Demon Smoke- Don't worry pal, you won't have to worry about how crappy your name is after our match... *in a menacing voice* Because you'll be six feet under by the time I'm done with you. Fade |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 5, 2018 10:32:40 GMT -5
(Moose knocks on the door to Chloe's room and walks in.)Moose: They still have your sister...what are you doing? (Chloe is taking bottles of Apple Juice and Pine Sol and placing a half cup of Pine Sol in a Mason Jar and filling it the rest of the way with Apple Juice. )Chloe: Just messing with our opponents this week. (We see behind Chloe empty apple juice and Pine Sol bottles, and several pallets of filled Mason Jars, each jar with “PCPL” scrawled on it in Crayon.)Moose: That's... Chloe: By the time he figures it out, Bill will be too sober to wrestle. Then I can start on my next project. (Chloe gestures to a pallet of soda bottles labeled Caffeine Free Mountain Dew. Next to them is a box of regular Mountain Dew labels.)Chloe: Wilder will never know what hit him. Moose: Well, I came in to tell you that they just released your sister from Medical. They're all concerned about what happened when they tazered her. Chloe: I KNOW! That was FUN! Moose: She's losing it. Chloe: By the time I'm...I mean, we're done with her, she will regret ever being born. (Moose smiles as Chloe continues making her faux PCPL and the cameras fade.) |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 5, 2018 10:33:25 GMT -5
(Tytan is watching the latest episode of Days of the OOWFs lives. Basically the latest installment of Firewoman's life.) Tytan: What did I tell you...I said Firewoman was still the same person. I believed in the cause and never the person. So now the truth is finally being seen. Firewoman uses people and tosses them aside. She did it in the past and she is still doing it today. That's why I am going to say that you and the Brat himself her perfect for each other. You both use people...hell you are using each other for your own gain. Firewoman. You are finally seeing the light. You see that you are not good. Except it. Stop trying to be a hero. Stop trying to be good. And be the Firewoman I went to war with. The Firewoman that didn't care what anyone thought of her. Maybe that's the problem. Do you actually care what these people think of you? In that case you need to pack up and go home. Because honestly, all this drama isn't you. When you finally get rid of that then maybe it would be worth stepping in that ring and going against you. Until then I have some other business to take care of.... LD Williams time for some payback. See you soon. FADE |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 5, 2018 10:34:27 GMT -5
*Ecosystem walks into the hotel gym, sunglasses and sweater, where Mai is kicking the heck out of a punching bag.* Eco: Training hard! Hit it strong, hit it fast, I like that! *Mai turns around, annoyed. Eco takes a bite out of his candy bar.* Eco: Oh, don’t let me stop you. You’ve got to get ready! Got an Intercontinental Championship Match! Heck, you might even win if you were willing to kick Firewoman as hard as you kick that bag! Mai: I’m not going to hold back out there. Eco: Sure you won’t. I’m just saying, it was real lucky that Dre was out there for your team last week when Power ran off. I can just see Mai now. “Oh no, Takaken, where did your partner go? Here, I won’t hurt you, let’s just call time out until we find you a new partner!” Mai: (smiles) Dre does make a good partner for me. Eco: No regrets there. All the talent in the world. Mai: Cute, too. Eco: Cute? Mai: Yeah. I mean . . . he’s cute. That’s all. Eco: Cute like a puppy? Mai: No, like . . . handsome. You know. Eco: Wait wait wait . . . but you’re not, you know . . . attracted to – Mai: Look, Junichiro, I’m a professional, I’m not trying to – Eco: You better not be! Mai: I’m not, but since when do you care? Eco: I mean . . . it’s just . . . it wouldn’t make sense for you to be attracted to him. That would be like . . . you know, you wouldn’t be attracted to someone who looked like Stank. Mai: Of course not. Eco: Exactly. Mai: But Dre’s not overweight. Eco: Who’s talking about weight? Mai: You were. Someone who looks like Stank. Eco: Well look, I meant . . . Mai: Yes? Eco: . . . I hope you have a great match with Firewoman. She’s a mess. Of course, you should go out and take advantage of that rather than kick this bag. But you won’t. Have a good one, Mai. Ecosystem exits. FADE |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 5, 2018 10:35:07 GMT -5
*Sarajevo Skate Park* Tommy Wilder is showing off for some of the locals as he executes some Ollies, 720 Kickflips, Inverted Rail Grinds, and a whole bunch of other stuff I could probably look up. As he continues to go to the extreme, all of a sudden a few little rubber balls start buzzing past his head. Wilder brilliantly eludes the throws and finally notices Alexander Darling sitting nearby throwing the balls at him. Wilder just shakes his head as he skates back to the top of the ramp and pulls off an almost physically impossible inverted 1080 upside down cake swing loco or something similar. As he comes back down, Alex tosses a banana peel right in the way and if not for Tommy's great reflexes he could have seriously wiped out, but instead he just jumps over the peel and lands on his feet like a gymnast. Wilder: A banana peel, really?Alex: Sorry about that. I just don't see a trash can and figured that was as good a place as any.Wilder: There's one...ya know what. It's not even worth it dude. You can not harsh my buzz right now.Alex: Why would I wanna "harsh your buzz?" That's not my style, ya know.Wilder: Oh, and what is your style?Alex: Normally, it's just going out there week after week and putting people like you in their place. On their knees bowing to their rightful rulers.Wilder: In your dreams. I will NEVER bow before you.Alex: *smirking* We'll see about that.*WHAM* Wilder gets smacked across the back with his skateboard by Rory Albright. As Wilder falls, he reaches out to try and grab Rory, but Alexis & Carter grab him by the arms and the beatdown commences. BITCH KILLER by Alexis. FINAL TESTIMONY by Carter. DARLING DRIVER by Alexander. And finished off by a PCB from Rory. Wilder is barely conscious as Lexie & Carter drag him to his feet. Rory kicks him behind the knees as Alexander walks in front of him. Alex: You can have your fun and games with us. You can try to annoy me. You can try to annoy Royalty. You may even succeed sometimes. But at the end of the day, you'll never be good enough to be the best. The only way you'll ever have the OOWF World Championship is by stealing it. Because at the end of the day, I am just better than you. Period. That's a simple undeniable fact. Learn to accept it and your place in our kingdom. We are Royalty, and well, you're just not.*Fade* |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 5, 2018 10:35:43 GMT -5
OOC: Dre Gaines is about 30 lbs heavier than Stank. All the morning jogs with Fire and knee issues over the years have forced Stank to lose weight. He's got a bit of a belly, but is mostly muscle and in perhaps the best shape of his adult life. And yes he tapped out to Mai so the feeling is mutual.  |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 5, 2018 10:36:15 GMT -5
(Tommy Wilder is sitting on the wall near where the Royalty jumped him… he still has some of the cuts and scrapes from the attack visible.) TW – Wow Alex, took you guys long enough. Starting to think the Royal Assclowns weren't paying attention. Gotta tell you though – I'm kinda disappointed. (Spits some blood from a cut lip) TW – This is it? I take you on a joy ride, stink bomb you, superkick you back to X-Games 4, and THIS was your response? Really? I've road rashed worse boogie boarding. Moosie did worse by himself when I was in the same lunch line with him. I've been jumped by The Chickenshit Heels, Donnie Viper, Moose and whatever group is running with him – Alex – you ain't Moosehead Jack. You're not even Bullwinkle the Moose. I don't know how you figure that that was gonna be some kind of deterrent. If you think I'm backing off – you haven't been paying attention. I probably owe someone a quarter for using that line… You go ahead and put the garbage in my path. I'm gonna roll right over it and get to you, dude. Starting this week. And when I get to you – I'm gonna hurt you, man. Not by breaking bones, and the like – between Folz, Crazypants, Moose, LD… man, there is a long line of folks who are looking to take care of that. I'm gonna hurt you worse. A LOT worse. By taking that belt, brah. When the ref HANDS me the belt after I beat you, your little world will come crumbling down, dude. But first -Rory, this week it's you and me. This week, the Sun's gonna set – hard. Cause when the altitude matches the amplitude – it'll be you, me and gravity. I'm Tommy Wilder. And I don't do gravity. |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 5, 2018 10:37:06 GMT -5
(Power, looking a little disheveled, approaches the SFJ that she ha a run-in with after Mayhem. The SFJ looks nervous, but Power holds up her hands and asks for the microphone. The nervous SFH hands it to her.)Power: I understand your nervousness, and I'm sorry. Having Moosehead Jack and my sister doing all they can to get under my skin will … will make you do things you regret. (turning to the camera) Now to Concrete TG, you know Moose's mind games well. Amplify those with your own blood standing by his side, and you can understand my emotional state. Make no mistake about it, I do not take you lightly. I will come after you with everything that I've got. For me to defeat one of your legend, one of your stature, would prove that I have chosen wisely. Let's do this, and see if youth, strength, and the cunning passed to me by my father will be enough to defeat your experience and wisdom. I will beat you, Hero. Bet on it. (Power hands the microphone back to the SFJ and walks away, holding her chest as the camera fades ) |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 5, 2018 10:37:47 GMT -5
<we cut to the Nowhere Bar. As the INC walks in, we hear Tchaikovsky's String Quartet in D minor playing softly, while someone is sitting in a high backed lounge chair in front of the fire. Justin and Ellie May walk in, and we see cigar smoke curling up from the chair. Justin and Ellie look at one another warily, fearing Moose is here.......for some reason. They slowly walk up to the chair, and we see it's Awesome Bill From Dawsonville sitting reading Barbara Tuchman's Guns of August> EMFE: BILL? ABFD: Ahh, Ellie May! How delightful to see you! Care to join me? Would you like a snifter of brandy? EMFE: BILL? Justin: Uhhhh, whatcha doin' Bill? ABFD: Ahh Justin ol' chap! How are you? I have just been reading up on the events leading to World War I! JS: You have? ABFD: Wretched state of affairs I'm afraid! The Boche gets the brunt of the blame for starting the cataclysm, but truth be told, Serbia's aggression toward Austria-Hungary, knowing they had the backing of the Czar in Russia has to be considered a primary contributor. Then, of course, there was also the arrogance of the Arch-Duke of Austria, Franz Ferdinand, showing up for review in Serbia on the equivalence of the Serbian fourth of July! And let us not forget France's pact with Russia guaranteeing involvement in armed conflict should the Germans show aggression toward their allies! Such a pity that a seemingly insignificant event such as an assassination could lead to such horrific slaughter. One weeps at the thought of all those needlessly sacrificed lives! <Ellie May and Justin just stand there with their mouths hanging open> EMFE: You don't say...... ABFD: And don't EVEN get me started on the tactical failures of those in charge! Sir Douglas Haig should be strung up and flensed for his abhorrent strategy in Flanders! That Ypres salient should have been abandoned! JS: Right EMFE: Excuse me for a moment Bill, I'm just going to go over to the bar...... <Ellie May walks over to Arcitc McBearington, who is standing behind the bar cleaning glasses> EMFE: <whispering> what the HELL is going on? Is this some new batch of PCPL? AM: Just the opposite, I'm afraid EMFE: WHAT? Wait.......half that case of PCPL is gone! Why is he talking........normal? And why does it smell like pine-sol in here? Arctic McBearington hands Ellie May a mason jar, Ellie sniffs it and shakes her head> That smells NOTHING like the normal stuff, the fact that I can still smell ANYTHING tells me something is wrong! AM: It's not the PCPL you are used to.......that HE is used to. It's basically watered down pine-sol EMFE: You mean he's....... AM: Sober as a judge <they look back over by the fire where Justin has now pulled up a chair and is smoking a Meerschaum pipe> JS: But I say old boy, Sir Douglas Haig was a product of his time! Looking back in hindsight, the flaws in his plan and his egregious lack of concern for human life are obvious! But at the time, the warfare in Flanders was beyond anything anyone had seen before! ABFD: The newness of the slaughter does not justify the lack of elasticity on the part of those in charge! If man has the mental wherewithal to create new weapons for mass slaughter, then does it not stand to reason that they also possess the capacity to devise new strategy to avoid wholesale slaughter on the fields? JS: I believe the Ypres salient is a poor choice for potential innovation! The men had the sea at their backs and the Germans at their throats, all while swimming in a sea of mud! Under the best of conditions, change is often maddeningly slow to occur, given the conditions these men had to endure, one can hardly expect them to do more than their best to survive! Innovation on a large scale at that point is simply a pipe dream! It's not as if Ypres was Cambrai, and tanks could be deployed to break the stalemate! Cambrai was virtually heaven compared to the slough of Ypres, and even then, the tanks were largely ineffectual as anything more than a way to scare the Germans! <back to the bar> EMFE: This is a nightmare! They have a world tag team title shot in two days! Bill will NEVER want to go fight like this! I never thought I would say this but.......we need to get Bill drunk! How soon can you get a batch of REAL PCPL made? AM: Well.......I'm afraid there may be a small problem with that EMFE: What? AM: Bill disassembled the still EMFE: HE WHAT? AM: He said that sort of "uncouth bathtub gin was not suitable for a man of his refined tastes" and destroyed the still EMFE: I.......I have seen him drink straight brake fluid AM: I know EMFE: Well......can't we build another still? AM: Getting the parts will not be easy........and getting the material to make PCPL won't be easy either EMFE: Look, we are in the middle of one of the poorest places in the world, SURELY these people make their own hooch. Take Opus with you, I have no doubt he knows all the shady people around here. We HAVE to get him soused before Wednesday, or we don't stand a chance AM: I'm on it, I'll go find Opus <Ellie May looks back over at the fireplace> ABFD: Well surely you will concur that the fall of the Russian dynasty was one positive outcome of the war? It set the people free from the tyrannical rule of the Romanov's JS: While that IS true, the bastardization of Communism that followed, one can argue, was far more repressive than any monarchy. They traded in short term glory for long term brutalization..... <Ellie May shakes her head, and we fade> |
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