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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 14:11:20 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#669)
Live! From the Holy See
February 25, 2015
OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
Alexander Darling vs. The Zax
OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
Saints of Sinners vs. Murphy's Law
Stank vs. Concrete TG
Tommy Wilder, Miranda Williams & LD Williams vs. Royalty
Ecosystem, Tytan & Firewoman vs. Ghosthead, Dre Gaines & Mai Muyo
Banned From Everywhere vs. Road Banger Thrash & Demon Smoke
Matt Folz vs. TBA
Card subject to Moose bursting into flames at this event
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 14:11:49 GMT -5
(The OOWF crew has moved on to the Holy See, but one lone SFJ is still in a Slovenian Hospital, waiting. Finally, early Monday morning there, Mary Lou Cox walks out, dissheveled, looking as she hasn't slept and cried a lot, accompanied by her bodyguards) SFJ: MARY LOU! What can you... (Coming out from behind them is a guerney. Whatever is on the guerney is covered completely by a bloody sheet.) Mary Lou: I'm sorry, I have family business to attend to. I can only give you confirmation as to what you were told last night. Power is dead. Now if you'll... (The SFJ drops her microphone and gives Mary Lou a hug.) SFJ: I'm sorry. Mary Lou: With her heart condition, it was just a matter of time. Now if you'll excuse me, we have an appointment at the crematorium. (A shaken SFJ and Mary Lou once again embrace as the guerney is loaded onto a waiting hearse and the scene fades.) |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 14:12:27 GMT -5
Ecosystem bursts into a hotel room with hotel security. The clothes on the floor indicate that it's Mai's room. There's a maid cleaning.Eco: Did you see where the woman in here went? Nurse: She leave ... eh ... just now. No say where. Eco runs out and down the stairs like a madman. He reaches the front of the hotel, where a woman in a long coat is about to get into a taxi, and pulls her out. It's Mai, and she has clearly been crying.Eco: You're coming with me right now. Mai: No. (Mai's left hand is firmly in her coat.) Eco: Mai, whatever is in your coat, you need to give it to me right now. Mai: No. Eco and Mai stare at each other.
Eco: Sit with me. C'mon, sit with me. Five minutes. There will be another cab. Mai, hesitantly, walks over to the bench.
Eco: You need to do me a favor. You need to do your brother a really big favor, okay? Whatever you want to do right now to Moosehead Jack and Chloe, it needs to wait a week. You shouldn't do it when you're upset. You shouldn't do it in the Vatican, because you'll hate yourself for that later. And you need to know that what you think happened actually happened. Mai: Actually - you saw it! Eco: Mai, you also saw Tytan cave my head in with a shovel. Was I really injured? Yes. Really really injured. So injured that it was safer to disappear. Safer, from Mom's perspective, to tell people that I was dead. I'm not saying that's what happened here or that it's what Mary Lou is doing. But you need to know that's not what happened. Mai: . . . Eco: Give me the gun. Mai does. Eco hugs Mai as she cries.
Eco: I'm still going to kick your ass this week. Mai laughs for a second and playfully punches Eco in the shoulder before crying more.
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 14:13:01 GMT -5
~~~ Dre Gaines is inside the Destroyitarium, which looks as if it ihosted a heck of a party. Ashley & Spencer are cleaning up. Dre is sitting at a table, Onslaught title in front if him & apparently posting pictures on his phone. ~~~ Dre: Yo girls, see this one here? Dats me gettin the 123 on Stank!, (swipes a couple pics over)and there's you two dressed up in them fly ass skirts last night. Ashley: Yeah, about that Spencer: What happens is the Destroyitarium Stays in the Destroyitarium Dre: My bad, my bad. I'll take it down. Say, you got another 40 for me back there? Spencer: Haven't you had enough? Dre: Gurl, I ain't NEVER gonna have enough. I's a champ now! We's gonna party every night If I can help it Ashley: That's fine. But you need to go for now. We have work to do. Dre: I gots ya. I gots ya. Stock up on dat Mickeys fo me? I'll catch ya in Italy ~~~ Fade ~~~ |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 14:18:24 GMT -5
Firewoman is seated backstage, exhausted, peeling off sweaty hand wraps. Lucky has brought her a Royalty hoodie.
L: You'll catch a chill, put this on. FW: What are you, my mother? L: No. Put it on. Fire glares at him and he glares back and walks away. After he's gone, Fire puts it on...slowly...sore muscles and a few bruises and all. An SFJ approaches.FW: Yeah? SFJ: Firewoman you had an amazing match with Mai tonight. FW: Knew it would be. We have a lot of issues to work out. SFJ: Do you think it's possible to do that? Will you two ever be friends again? FW: * batistalaugh* I can't even begin to predict anything to do with me. I'm not even sure I'll be here next week. SFJ: Where would you be going? FW: * shrugs* We're going to the Vatican. Maybe the pope will be there and convince me to join a convent. SFJ: ... FW: It could happen. SFJ: .... FW: If that's all-- SFJ: No, I've been asked to get your reaction...Power...Edna....there's rumors that she is...... FW: Oh...that.... SFJ: Having had your own incident in the ring, I imagine this brought back bad memories. FW: * thinks for a minute* Oddly, no it doesn't. SFJ: Oh...well...your thoughts? Fire thinks seriously a minute.FW: Good. SFJ: What? How can you say-- FW: I liked the misty place. It was peaceful there. Quiet. Nice...... SFJ: .... Fire gets almost a wistful, nostalgic look.FW: She would like it. So....good. Fire zips up her hoodie as she stands and walks away. FAAAAAAAAADE |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 14:19:14 GMT -5
*Stank has just finished watching Dre Gaine's promo.*Stank - You know the only thing worse than you getting me confused with Dre Gaines is Dre getting me confused with Tytan. LDW - Huh? Stank - I don't know what kind of doctored photo that asshole is looking at on his phone, but that wasn't me he pin- ... what the fuck's tha matter with you? LDW - Moose and Chloe killed someone last night. Stank - LDW - Stank - *scoffs* She ain't dead. LDW - Did you see the same thing I did? Stank - LDW - Stank - *scoffs* Come on! LDW - She's dead, Lucas. Stank - LDW - Stank - What do you want to do? LDW - I don't know. Stank - LDW - Stank - Well shit. *Fade* |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 14:20:22 GMT -5
<Moose and Chloe enter GM The Nate's offices, the GM is visibly LIVID> Chloe: Hiya, Boss. MHJ: You sent for us, Nate. GMtN: <through clenched teeth> In all my time here.......in all my time on this PLANET, I have never seen two people with such a disregard for human life MHJ: Thank you! GMtN: NOT A COMPLIMENT YOU FUCKING IDIOT! YOU KILLED SOMEONE!THERE ARE NOT A LOT OF RULES IN THE OOWF, BUT THAT DAMN SURE IS A REAL BIG ONE! Give me ONE good reason why you two shouldn't be in prison right now! MHJ: Well, one, we didn't actually KILL her, she was alive, mostly, when she left the arena, or are there rules against beating the shit out of someone now?. And two: Have YOU seen a body? GMtN: WHAT? MHJ: Have you actually SEEN Power's dead body? GMtN: NO! OF COURSE NOT! That is a very private...... MHJ: Ok. Have you even TALKED to anyone about it, has anyone actually CONFIRMED she was dead? GMtN: No. No one has been able to get in touch with Mary Lou, this does not change the fact that what you two did was REPREHENSIBLE! MHJ: So, in other words, you have the word of a sobbing SFJ and a woman who CLEARLY has a vendetta against us. Well Nate! Just go ahead and string us up now! Call out the firing squad! What more evidence could you POSSIBLY need! Chloe: Tainted hearsay evidence, no documentation, no Corpus Delicti. No case Nate. Now, can we get back to our business. We have the Murphys this week, and a lot of drinking to do to get down to their level. GMtN: This is FAR from over. If I do nothing else as General Manager, I promise you I will see both of your careers.......no, not good enough. I will make sure you both rot in prison! MHJ: Nate, I'm starting to get the feeling you don't like us! Aren't GM's supposed to be impartial? GMtN: I fucking hate you both MHJ: <getting to his feet, and getting right in Nate's face> Yeah? Well just remember what happened to the last GM that fucked with the Saints. Come on Chloe. Chloe: Toodles! <Moose and Chloe turn to exit Nate's office.> Moose: What was that? Chloe: Jack! I was pre-law, remember? <Chloe smiles but turns suddenly> Chloe: What was that? Moose: What was what? Chloe: Didn't you...hear something? Moose: Nope. You need a drink. Chloe: Definitely. <Chloe looks around suspiciously while walking as the camera fades.> |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 14:21:38 GMT -5
~~~ Fast forward if needed, and the OOWF Champions Photoshoot is happening at The Vatican. THe Photographer calls a break, and Moose and Chloe sulk off to one side, While Alex and Fire stand under the lights for some embarrassing PDA. Dre Gaines shuffles off to behind the camera where there are some dignitaries watching. A door opens and This Man walks in.  People all around are kneeling and whatnot. Moose and Chloe snarl and glare, Alex looks aloof, and Fire is awe-struck. Dre, walks right up to him and sticks out his hand. Dre: Pope! My man! Hows it hanging? Pope Francis: Ahh, you are a wrestler. How are you my son? Dre: Brotha, I keep rolling 7's, you know what I mean? Pope: Ahh.... Yes. ~~~ The Pope looks around, but the other champions seem reluctant to greet him at all. Dre puts his arm around THe Pope and leans in ~~~ Dre: Don worry bout dese here fools. Lemme tells ya, them two there (Pointing at Fire and Alex) The prolly standin there thinkin they's too good for all this shi... stuff, ya know? And THOSE two (pointing at Moose & Chloe) are too damn far gone. Eve YOU couldn't save them Pope: The Lord teaches those are the ones we should love most of all. Dre: See? Dat's wha I like bout you. You aint doing shit like all them other Popes do. You doin it you way. Kin like me. Imma takin this belt here and gonna make being Onslaught Champ mean MORE than even bein World champ, ya dig? Pope: I.. I do not. Dre: Its cool we different, but we doin the same stuff, keepin it real for all the people in the hoods everywhere, G Style. You and Me brotha, we cool Pope: (Clearlyl confused) Yes. Of course ~~~ Dre tries to fist bump the Pope, who clearly is not ready for that. Dre Smiles his Famous Big Smile and we fade ~~~ |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 14:22:07 GMT -5
Zax stands in the ring in the empty OOWF Arena. Mission accomplished one might say
The Invitational won, I received my pay
The trophy, the glory, the shot at the Gold
A Main Event Match, a sight to behold
But yet, my journey had just now begun
For as much as I have enjoyed this, it's all been great fun
The end of the road is only just within sight
I've one more hill to climb to do this thing right
Alexander, that belt you wear is my final destination
And I am taking it from you this week, no procrastination.
No need to delay the inevitable, let's not draw this out
I will be Champion of the World, of that there is no doubt
Mr. Darling claims to be royalty, he fancies himself a king.
And true it is he is among the best in that ring
Alexander is talented, and when facing him, most would flee
But he is not The Zax, he has faced no one like me.
I ran through the Moose, I clipped the champs' twin
I topped Christian Carter, took on a living legend to win
Then got past Miranda, I have made it this far
Charging upward and onward, not unlike a shooting star
The Moral of the story is Wednesday, I become World Champ
I will put on the company my formal approval stamp.
They will know to the North, East, South and West
That there is simply no doubt, The ZAX IS THE BEST! |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 14:22:53 GMT -5
Miranda, Tommy and LD are standing in the gym… TW – Hey, LD – aren't they gonna pull your Saint's Club Card and decoder ring being seen with me? LDW – Really? You're going to start in already? MW – Dad, Tommy – chill. LDW – Chill? (Shakes his head) He has had such a bad influence on you, Miranda. TW – Yeah, he… hey! MW – Can we PLEASE focus? We have a match with The Royalty this week. We know they're going to play dirty – we need a plan. LDW – We could try to teach Wilder The Destroyer – think you can pull it off? TW – Sure! You want to give The Airwalk a shot? LDW – Point taken. MW – OK, friends now? LDW / TW – Not really. MW – <Sigh> This is going to be fun…. (FADE) |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 14:23:44 GMT -5
(Post workout – OOWF Training Center) (LD Williams call Wilder over) TW – What's up? Want to work on the timing on that hip toss / slingshot legdrop some more? LDW – Nah, we got it down well enough for today. Want to talk to you about Alex. TW – Okaaay… what about the Royal Douche-canoe? LDW – Look – everyone knows your gunning for him and the World Title. TW – And you think a "spot monkey" like me doesn't have a chance? LDW – I think you should kick his ass. But you're too nice. TW – Yeah? Think I need to go full Moose on him? LDW – Nah, you need to get more aggressive. Like I told Miranda – you are a lot better than you think you are as a wrestler – not just a flyer. But you don't need to do these games you play with Moose – sometimes, I think you both enjoy it. I mean like when we went at it. You took no bullshit. Hell, you headbutted me in the face and started a brawl! You've shown Alex that you can throw down. He is gonna dodge you as much as he can. He'll interfere in your matches, he'll hide behind the Royalty – whatever it takes. You need to fight back. Hard. TW – Uh-huh. Dude, you're a Saint. I am – was? A white hat – if that even exists anymore. Why are you giving me advice? LDW – Good question. First, the Royalty needs to get taken down a peg, and the more people trying, the better. Folz hates their guts, I'm no fan, heck – nobody in the locker room is a fan. Second – I would love to see you kick Alex's ass. You take it to him in the ring like you did me, or Moose – you have a legit shot. Third – You've done right by Miranda. You've helped her a lot, as a tag team partner and her friend. You and I walk different sides of the fence – doesn't mean I don't appreciate what you've done for my kid. And fourth – TW – You want a shot if I beat him. LDW – You're learning. TW – Dude, that'll be epic. We'll make it happen. I got this like the Flying Tomato has the 900 rodeo mute grab to 720 Japan kicker. LDW – LDW – I have no idea what the hell you just said. Just get it done, if this Zax joker doesn't. |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 14:24:25 GMT -5
Mary Lou is stepping off her private plane at the airport near the mountain, carrying this... ...when she is approached by an SFJ. Mary Lou: Look, I don't really... SFJ: Just a couple of quick questions. I recognize this is a difficult time... Mary Lou: (Angrily) You do? Really? Has a maniac and his psychopathic partner taken the light from your life not once, but twice? Did someone lead two people you cared about down a path that caused the man who gave you two beautiful daughters to have a massive and fatal stroke? And you dealt with that with just a smile while your heart... (The SFJ just stands there, a tear in her eye, and Mary Lou softens.) Mary Lou: Look, I'm sorry. I know a lot of you had a special place in your hearts for Power. But Power is gone. And that's something we'll all have to get used to. I really don't have anything else to say to any of you. SFJ: Moose says you have a vendetta against him. Mary Lou: (Smiling) I have not one thing to say about Moose. He coveted Chloe, he got her. He coveted Power, she rejected him, and this... (Raising the urn) … this is what remains of Power. SFJ: OOWF Management... Mary Lou: (Calmly and deliberately) Fuck them. Fuck John Ross, Fuck Nate, Fuck Junichiro Muyo, even though he doesn't swing that way, Fuck Eric, Fuck every Single Member of the Board of Directors. I hold them responsible for all this, and they will suffer the same fate as will Moose and Chloe. They will discover that Mary Lou Cox is a bitch, and so is Karma. SFJ: They are asking for documentation, for proof. Mary Lou: Are they? (Angrily) See this, boys, this is all the proof you're getting. Power is dead. And Moose is right. My beautiful 5 foot 10 stepdaughter couldn't end your title reign. But this 5 foot tall 89 pound Filipina is gonna make damned sure that you don't keep those Tag Team Championships. And I know... (Mary Lou stops, gazing into the Crystal Urn, becoming wistful.) Mary Lou: I know you can bet on that. Now if you'll excuse me. (Mary Lou pushes past the SFJ, heading for the RAV-4 SUV. Clancey opens the door and Mary Lou climbs in. Behind her, another SUV is being loaded with the twin toddlers and what look to be luggage as the cameras fade) |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 14:27:47 GMT -5
Moosehead Jack and Chloe are called into Ecosystem's office.Moose: I'm sorry, are we going to have meetings all day? I hate meetings. Eco: You can leave if you like. Chloe: You called us here. Eco: I called you here. Jack can go. Moose and Chloe look at each other.
Moose: What you say to her, you can say in front of me. Eco: Fine. Chloe, I hate you. Chloe: (laughs) Join the club. Eco: No, Chloe, Clio, Clara, what the fuck ever, I really fucking hate you. Not just because of this lawsuit - which by the way, your corpus delicti defense isn't going to get us past so long as Mary Lou claims cremation. You are the most worthless, uninteresting, non-contributing sack of crap I have ever met in my life. You have done nothing good for this company. You have done nothing good for this community. You have done nothing good for your family. Chloe: You? Talking about family? Eco: Yes, me talking about family. Because there is a difference between fucking up sometimes and just being an unremorseful piece of shit. Chloe: You think you can tell me who my family is. The Saints are all the family I need. Eco: You have done nothing good for the Saints. Really. You have hurt them most of all. Williams and Mann don't even know what to do with your stupid ass, because what you did, and what you always do, is bloodthirsty and stupid. You did nothing to protect Stan. Firewoman fucking hates you, however you want to classify her. But the worst of all is Jack right here. You have fed every self-destructive, terrible impulse in him. You have done worse than make him evil, because he already was that. You have made him uninteresting. Eco turns to Moose, who is stoic, trying to glean Eco's angle.
Eco: Jack, I can't help but respect you in some twisted way, right? What you did with the WWE? Inconvenient for me, sure, but a top notch play. And that was all the old Jack. Sadistic, vengeful, but careful. Nuances in the back pocket. Something more than a comic book villain. You needed men like LD and Stank, tell you what was what, draw the lines you wouldn't draw. But that worked when it was just you and the voices in your head against the world. Now that you've got a mindless disciple . . . an even worse mindless disciple than I was when I was following you off my meds . . . now, shit like the WWE thing is the exception, not the rule. You know what your Joker didn't need? A two-bit Harley Quinn fucking praying to you. Chloe leans over the table.
Chloe: You need to be careful as to what you say. The standoff is tense when Tytan comes in.
Tytan: Am I interrupting something? Eco: Not at all. Our friends were just leaving. Chloe: (turning to Moose) What do you think? Moose: Another time. Moose and Chloe walk out, smirking.
Eco: If you're going to kill someone, it better be for a damn good cause. That's why everyone hates the Nazis. Because they were wasteful. Tytan: . . . I'm not sure that's why everyone hates the Nazis. FADE |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 14:30:19 GMT -5
<Moose is sitting in a dingy bar just outside of the Holy See (cause I assume the Holy See doesn't have dingy bars) when SFJ13 comes up and sits down next to him and orders a drink> MHJ: What? SFJ13: I want an interview MHJ: So interview. I'll drink. SFJ13: I'm not kidding, people are outraged by what happened, they want answers MHJ: I don't care what they want SFJ13: Yes you do MHJ: Nope SFJ13: Humor me MHJ: For fucks sake, if I do this, will you leave me alone? SFJ13: For now? Yes MHJ: Fine <they head over to a table in the corner, Moose orders two bottles of whiskey, then a third when he realizes SFJ13 expects some. He lights a cigar and sits back, resting his head against the wall.> MHJ: Alright, let's get this over with SFJ13: Some consider your actions at End of Days 10 reprehensible, do you think you went too far? MHJ: <taking a long drag on his cigar> You know, I am already tired of hearing about this. Anyone who says we went too far is a fucking hypocrite. They are mad because it's us, Chloe and I. Power and Tuska knew what they were getting in to when they agreed to the match. SFJ13: But still, I mean, Power may be..... MHJ: Would you be sitting here asking Power this if things had gone the other way? Would there be the outrage if it had been Chloe or I being stretchered out of the ring? No. No it wouldn't have. They would cheer that shit. Where was the outrage when Tytan tried to kill my sister? Other than LD Williams, it was non-existent. Where was the outrage when Stank nearly killed me? It was completely non-existent. So long as it's the "good guys" doing the hurting, no one has a fucking problem with it. So it's cool if Chloe or I die in the ring, or get maimed in the ring, but god fucking forbid if it is someone the locker room likes, or those idiot fans like SFJ13: Even Juni thinks you went too far MHJ: Let me be clear on this, I do not give the slightest, singular fuck what Juni thinks. Juni has the fucking NERVE to criticize me? Do we need to go over the goddamn laundry list of what Eco has done in the OOWF? Taking titles at gunpoint, eating flesh, being a racist asshole, oh and let's not forget attempted murder when he ran Danny down with a car. What Eco? Are you just mad that I might have taken it a step beyond attempted murder? And don't EVEN fucking try your holier than thou bullshit. The man you have once again taken under your wing, Tytan, you might recall that he ALSO tried to kill someone. So Eco, you can take your sanctimonious bullshit, your comic book comparisons and every fucking thing else that rolls out of your mouth and stick it straight up your ass SFJ13: There has been rumors that some want you and Chloe brought up on attempted murder charges MHJ: <laughing> ok then, I suppose they better have some pretty big cells SFJ13: Why? MHJ: Cause they are going to have to bring the whole fucking roster in. All of us. This is a violent sport. We are violent people. It's what we do. And the second you sign your contract with the OOWF, you goddamn well know the risks, so I don't want to hear this bullshit of "too far". Was it too far when Darling kidnapped me? Pretty sure kidnapping is against the law, and he is a MULTIPLE time offender. You can go back to pretty much ANY OOWF show and pick out instances that could very well fall under "attempted murder" so whoever is whispering that, can also fuck off. SFJ13: Ok, let's switch topics then. You have pretty much downplayed your roll in the OOWF's win over WWE, why? MHJ: Because it doesn't matter SFJ13: You helped save the company, I would say that does matter MHJ: and if I were one of those idiot faces I would remind everyone of that every week, that's not why I did it SFJ13: Then why did you do it? MHJ: <takes a long pause and takes several shots and sits back and stars at SFJ13, finally he sighs and speaks> The night my sister was committed......the night I gave her the shot.......no one will believe this, but I didn't exactly enjoy that. I knew it had to be done, but it wasn't something I wanted to do, but rather me than some fucking doctor, right? I sat in that bar before HE showed up thinking, the WWE stuff was really starting to become a reality, you could see where this was headed. I had to decide how I wanted to handle it right there. I had three choices. One, walk away and go back to Japan or whatever. Two, ride it out and see what happens if Juni sold, or Vince won, or whatever. That wasn't really an option since I knew from day one that, if Vince won, not only would I not be offered a job there, I wouldn't take one if it were offered. Or, three, figure out a way to get rid of Vince and Eric. I knew no one would follow me, and I didn't want that position. So we did what we did SFJ13: It seems your sister has a lot of anger and resentment for the fans and wrestlers not exactly embracing your actions MHJ: People need to understand something, Fire and I are not exactly typical. Our upbringing was such that......you got what you wanted by any means necessary. That's why what happened to Power happened, I swore I would protect my title by any means necessary. Growing up, if that meant you lied, cheated or stole, it was all fair game. Fire needs to understand that, while that is OUR mindset, it is not everyone else's mindset. Deep down I am sure they appreciate it, but they can't bring themselves to say it because the way it was done. In the end, it really doesn't matter though, does it? We are here, the WWE is gone. How it was done, what was said, what was unsaid, none of that really matters, does it? SFJ13: This week LD Williams is teaming with Miranda and Tommy Wilder. What are your thoughts on that? After your actions at the pay per view and now this, is there a rift with the Saints? MHJ: <laughing> Seriously? Come on thirteen, how long have you been doing this? I am not LD Williams keeper. It would be an insult to say otherwise. LD can team with whomever he wants. I don't like Tommy, that doesn't mean LD has to kill him on sight. LD is a grown man, as is Stank, I am not about to tell either of them what they can and cannot do SFJ13: What about any friction over your actions? MHJ: If there is any, they will come to me and talk to me. That's how it's done. That's why, despite what others want, the Saints have lasted. SFJ13: You are seen as the leader of the Saints MHJ: Which is bullshit. I am the most outspoken of the Saints. LD and Stank do their own thing, on their schedule, I am not about to order them around. We have each others backs, even when we may not agree. I have run the road with those two for the better part of ten years, I know them, they know me. SFJ13: You have been very quiet about Royalty MHJ: Because I have nothing to say about Royalty SFJ13: Some think it is odd that you would sit back and let them have the spotlight MHJ: What spotlight? Alex is world champ. Ok, good on him. Fire is the IC champ, a title she won before she had anything to do with them. We have the tag titles. I am content where I am. If they want to fuck that up by coming after us, that is on them. SFJ13: What about LD going after Alex's world title? MHJ: Like I said, LD is is own man. If he wants to go after Alex, I support that 100%. It doesn't mean it has to be all-out war with Royalty. LD is as viable a contender as anyone on this planet. We are the known entity here, so the ball is in Royalty's court. If he wants to face LD one on one, without bullshit, then that's fine. But if they think they are going to turn that into a war against the Saints, they will lose, and Alex knows that. SFJ13: So.....in some ways its a sort of truce against Royalty? That's kind of surprising coming from you MHJ: Not really. Look, I would LOVE to end Alex once and for all. Nothing would make me happier than to see his lifeless body carted out of the ring, but right now, there's no reason to do it. If he minds his business, I'll mind mine, so if you want to call it a truce, whatever. And, I honestly have no desire to go to war with my sister, again, there is nothing left to prove there. So again, call it what you want, you can call it a truce, I call it picking my battles. Right now, I have more important things to concern myself with other than whatever Royalty is doing SFJ13: Such as? MHJ: Such as keeping these tag titles. I have said that all along, my priority is to keep these titles forever. First we took out Crash and Burn, then we destroyed Strength in Silence. Next up, the Murphy's want another shot. I will be happy to take them out as well SFJ13: There have been rumors that Eco and Tytan may want to team up and make a run at the gold MHJ: So let them come. Chloe and I will take on anyone. SFJ13: You have been doing this for a long time now, any thoughts of quitting? MHJ: And doing what? This is what I do, and I will keep doing it until I die. It's that simple. As far as anyone thinking I am just some "comic book villain" fuck off. I am Moosehead Goddamn Jack, I will do whatever the fuck I want. And right now, that is teaming with Chloe and destroying tag teams. That is helping Chloe become the next generation of destruction. If it calls for violence for the sake of violence, that's fine. If it calls for something a little more calculating, that's fine. Come on Eco, that whole speech? Nothing but bullshit, especially coming from you. See, the problem has always been, Eco craves fear. He wants people to think of him as the bad guy, he wants people to fear him. And make no mistake, Eco IS a bad guy. But where I am your "comic book villain" you are nothing more than an 80's movie cliche bad guy. The guy in the ivory tower, in the tailored suits who wants to buy and sell everyone and control them like pawns. You may see me as a comic, but when I take barbed wire and split someone's forehead, when I drop them on their heads and break their necks, that, THAT inspires fear. They fear that because it is real, it is dangerous. You sitting behind a desk and telling people how smart you are, or how much money you have, or how you can do this or that with a phone call, that doesn't inspire fear Juni, your threats never materialize, your threats are almost always empty words. In the end, just like in all those movies, you will lose. So don't you EVER fucking tell me what I am, and don't you EVER fucking tell Chloe what she is again. My gratitude to you only goes so fucking far. <with that, Moose gets up and walks away. 13 looks confused for a moment, then motions for the camera to cut, and we fade to black> |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 14:32:23 GMT -5
(Tytan is in a sit down with a SFJ.) SFJ: Tytan thank you for taking the time to talk with me. Tytan: This isn't going to take long. SFJ: So recently there has been a change of attitude with you lately care to comment? Tytan: Not really but it all comes down to this. I told the world the truth. I knew Firewoman was going show her true colors and everyone decided to go and follow her. So what happened? She now hangs with Royalty. So I was right and what happened. Everyone forgets about Tytan and the fact that I was right. SFJ: Speaking of Firewoman it seems Mayhem this week we see the reformation of the Trinity. What are your thoughts on that? Tytan: Once again there has been only one person that has been truthful with me the whole time. SFJ: You mean Ecosystem? Tytan: Who else would I mean. I accused him and he let me find the truth on my own. He told the truth the whole time. He's the only one. This time things are going to be a partnership. SFJ: And Firewoman? Tytan: Firewoman. I honestly don't care about her. Come Mayhem I am going to do one thing and that is break people in half and if Firewoman wants to get in my way then I will break her as well. SFJ: I see. Now there is a rumor that you and Eco might be interested in going for the tag titles. Tytan: It may be true. you will have to wait and see. But remember what I said when I came here. All I want to do is climb the mountain and get back to the top. I will get whatever title I need to make that happen. So it's as simple as that. So tag-titles, IC title it's going to happen. I have told the world the truth and it has happened so bring it! (Tytan gets up and walks away.) |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 14:32:47 GMT -5
*The Murphys are sitting in a back room of the Destroyitarium, with a bottle of Powers and a bottle of Paddys, apparently conducting a tasting of Irish whiskeys* Dee: I never liked Power, I never liked Chloe, but apparently whatever happened upset my brother, and we get a shot at the Saints. DK: To be honest, I never liked Power or Chloe, or whatever they called themselves, either, but that wasn't good. Meanwhile, Moosehead Jack, we know exactly who you are. We have been watching you for as long as we can remember, even before the OOWF started, watching your matches from Japan. You want to team with Chloe and destroy tag teams? Fine, but I hope you don't plan on meeting a couple of vanilla faces this week. *Kayfabe starts to walk in, looks at Daniella Murphy rolling up her eyes into Jack of the Hinterlands mode, and backs out* We would rather get our hands on so-called Royalty again but we are ready to go to war against you instead. |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 14:34:25 GMT -5
Tytan walks back over to Ecosystem, who takes a knee in front of him.
Tytan: What are you doing, stretching? Eco: No, Tytan. I am humbled. Humbled that you would be willing to trust me again. You said I'm the only one who has told you the truth. Well, you're the only one who stands alongside me, rain or shine. You are a man of honor, Tytan. A warrior. I am proud to fight alongside you. And I wanted to give you a gift. Eco reaches into a long bag and unsheathes the following blood red weapon. Tytan picks it up and swings it around.Eco: A bokken. Or wooden kitana. It was said that the greatest warriors among my people could fall enemies with a twig as quickly as another man might slay with a knife. Now we stand against the horde. Tytan and Eco shake hands.Tytan: What of Firewoman this week? Eco: She's skeptical of us. Tytan: I'm skeptical. Eco: Come now. Can't the Trinity play nice inside Vatican City? Tytan: You haven't been playing that nice this week. Eco: You don't enjoy when I piss Moose off? Tytan: I'm just saying that ( Tytan swings his bokken) I can only swing at one head at once. Eco and Tytan smile.
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 14:42:00 GMT -5
(Alex is doing a rare solo promo for OOWF-TV) Alex – Fact of the matter is, The Royalty brings prestige to the OOWF. I bring prestige to the championship. I am the best wrestler in the OOWF, and I have proven it by beating every contender. VOICE - Seriously, man? EVERY contender? I don't think so. (Tommy Wilder walks into the shot) Alex – What the hell are you doing herE? This is MY time, not yours. TW – Well first – catchphrase stealing dude. Not cool. Second, you haven't taken on EVERY contender. AD – OH! Perhaps I need to revise my statement. I have beaten every LEGITIMATE contender. TW – Well, you've dodged every legit contender. When was your last match you had that the rest of the Royal Asses didn't get involved? Brah – that belt isn't held under Freebird Rules. AD – You're on thin ice, spot monkey. You need to walk away, right now. TW – Wow! The man stands up for himself without his posse! When did you start drinking cans of Man Up? AD – Last time. I'm giving you one last chance. You're not Folz, Williams, Concrete, on any other real contender. You're not even on my radar. You are beneath my notice. And you don't want my attention. TW – Huh. LD was right. Who'da thunk it? WILDER SLAPS THE TASTE OUT OF DARLING'S MOUTH!!! Alex loooks absolutely shocked, then Wilder follows up with a hard left hand! THE BRAWL IS ON! Both men are throwing hard punches, Wilder switches to forearm shots, but Alex absorbs the first two and goes to Tommy's eyes. He lands some clubbing blows to Tommy's back, but when Wilder doesn't go down, Alex whips him toward the set scaffolding – Wilder hits back first, Alex charges in - Wilder flagpoles up, turning the freerunning move into a headscissors takes down! Darling hits the concrete hard, Wilder follows up with a flip legdrop! Wilder took some impact of that move himself, which slows him up long enough for Alex to get to his knees and punch Wilder in the jaw – Alex with a second punch, kick to the gut and a spinning neckbreaker on the concrete! Some security guards arrive on the scene, Alex pushes them away and measures Wilder for a Rick Flair Knee drop to the gut – Wilder doubles over, Alex goes for a second knee to the head - but Wilder avoids and Alex howls in pain as his knee hits the floor! Wilder scrambles to his feet and soccer kicks Darling in the back, runs past him – looks like he is going for a Shinging Wizard – More security is running up, Wilder charges and leaps over Alex with a corckscrew splash, taking out the guards! Alex is now back to his feet and has a Clangy Pole ™ - he jabs Wilder in the stomach, but Tommy avoids the follow up shot and grabs a steel chair – he parries a pipe shot, then he and Alex engage in a shot "sword fight" , until Tommy manages to trap the Clangy Pole ™ in the chair and spins both out of their grip. More punches, and both Tommy and Alex are now bleeding – Tommy has a split lip, Alex has a cut over one eye. Tommy ups the ante with a jumping knee, but before he can follow up the rest of the Royalty is running dow the hall toward the fight! Wilder runs to the scaffolding and quickly climbs it – getting to 20' up as fast as it takes most people to walk that distance. Carter – You REALLY think that is going to save you? Alexis – Alex! Are you OK? Oh, we're going to break you in half Wilder! (Firewoman gives Tommy a look as she helps her husband to his feet .) Alex – Someone just go get him! Carter – Do YOU want to go up there? Rory – I got this… Before anyone can move, Wilder leaps from the scaffolding with a 720 corkscrew splash onto the collected Royalty! Wilder rolls to his feet and tackles Alex again, gets in a couple of shots before Carter and Rory pull him off. Alexis and Firewoman get some shots on Wilder, but before they can do any serious damage, The Muphys, Matt Folz, Miranada and Mai are printing towrd them, so they help Alex up and retreat from the scene as Wilder is yelling - TW – HEY ALEX! YOU NOTICE ME NOW, BRAH? DO YOU FREAKIN' NOTICE ME NOW? THE CLOCK IS RUNNING, BUDDY!!! |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 14:42:32 GMT -5
~~~ We see a RNSFJ standing in front of the OOWF Interview Banner ~~~ RSNFJ: Ladies and Gentlemen, we will be shortly joined by Chad Madison live, via satellite from San Antonio, Texas. ~~~ True to her word, Chad's face pops up on the banner behind her. ~~~ Chad: Thanks for having me here on such short notice. I just want to announce that Zane and I have finalized the very first Lone Star Championship Wrestling card for Friday, May 1 at the LSCW Complex here in San Antonio. We will have over a dozen of our LSCW school students making their professional debuts. They have worked so hard, and are easily among the most talented prospects in the nation. RNSFJ: That sounds fantastic! Chad: It really should be. We have booked a number of special guests to help draw eyes to the show. Tully Blanchard will be refereeing the students' matches,and Zane and myself will be wrestling together for the first time in many months against Hernandez & Stevie Ray RNSFJ: Great news! Texpress rides again. Chad: Hopefully the first of many coming up RNSFJ: Do you have any thoughts on some of the recent events in the OOWF Chad: Oh you know I do. You know, Zane and I never much cared for Edra, but what happened to her is horrible. Clio and Moose should be suspended, fined & THEN fired. Total bullcrap. I really hope DK and Daniella can take those Championships away from them. Lisa joining her husband disappoints me greatly. She is better that lowering herself to those standards. Tommy, I hope you take that belt off of him, and soon. Miranda was impressive during her Invitational run. It's a shame she couldn't finish the deal off. Congrats to Dre Gaines on winning the Onslaught Championship. Debut to Champion in 2 months? That has to be some sort of record. Hey toots,I need to go. Thanks for the time Good luck to everyone and be watching for more LSCW updates on OOWF.com! ~~~ Fade ~~~ |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 14:42:54 GMT -5
(Tytan is seen with his bokken at his side.) Tytan: It is simple. A wise man once said the way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death. I will climb the mountain I will take my place among the Gods and become a Grand Slam Champion. I have seen the way and know what needs to be done and I will go that direction no matter what the cause. (Ecosystem enters the picture.) Ecosystem: I see you have been reading the book I gave you as well. Tytan: He was a wise warrior that Miyamoto Musashi. Ecosystem: You can become a legend like him. You can be a legend in the ring. I will help you get there. (Tytan and Eco shake hands) Tytan: The OOWF wants to forget about Tytan. They want to act like Tytan does not matter. Well maybe it's time they are reminded who I am. (Tytan Batista laughs.) (FADE) |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 14:44:52 GMT -5
(SFJ13 draws old school interview duty with Moose and Chloe. Both are wearing purple armbands, and this has 13 upset.)SFJ13: What the hell is this with the armbands? Chloe: In memorium of that which should have been, but never was. Moose: All that ability, all that untouched unrealized violence, such a waste. SFJ13: You mean, Power... Chloe: She never could bring herself to free herself from Dad's shackles. Now... (Chloe turns around, looking for something)...what was that? SFJ13: What was what? Chloe: You didn't hear it? Moose: Chloe, relax. You're still... Chloe: I am not overwrought, Jack. I heard something. SFJ13: What was it? Moose: We're not talking about this. Chloe: I'm not sure. SFJ13: Back to the armbands, you mean you're paying tribute to Power? Moose: She could have been a true warrior. She could have been a true asset for the Saints, but instead, she chose to oppose us at every turn. We don't mourn who she was, but what untapped potential was there, what should have been. Chloe: I hated her, but I miss her. It was fun beating up your own sister. Moose: It can be, yes. SFJ13: Tonight you have the Murphys, who have stated their intentions to wage war against the Saints. Chloe: Dee, my sister thought a lot of you. Me, I still laugh when I think about you leading the WNBA in Fragrant Fowls. Too bad you didn't get that Secret endorsement. Moose: You two talk about how you channel the spirit of the Empty Team. Well, you're not there yet. Chloe and I will take care of you tonight. You're not taking these Tag Team Championships until we're ready to give them up, and then it will be on OUR terms, not yours. Chloe: You're not winning tonight... (Chloe turns around, looking for something. She turns back to the camera with a confused look on her face) Trust us. (Moose and Chloe walk away, with Chloe still looking around, confused, as the cameras fade.) |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 14:45:51 GMT -5
Royalty is walking down the hallway, gleefully talking about what they're going to do to Wilder next time they see him. Firewoman is hanging a little behind the group, not really participating. Suddenly an arm comes out and a hand covers her mouth and pulls her into another room. The rest of Royalty proceeds around the corner, not noticing.
Meanwhile, switching camera perspective we see that Firewoman now has her assailant face-down on a desk, arm pulled at an impossible angle behind his back. His head manages to turn so that he can speak, and Fire can see his face.FW: Juni? What the hell.... Eco: Hi Fire. I have a present for you! FW: You know, I can move your arm one centimeter in any direction and dislocate your shoulder. Eco: Yes...I would appreciate it if you did not. Firewoman has a moment and a sadistic smile crosses her face...and then she releases Ecosystem's arm. He stands and tries to stretch and massage some feeling back into his shoulder and arm.FW: What do you want. Eco: Hold out your hand. Fire raises an eyebrow suspiciously, and then holds out her right hand. Ecosystem smiles broadly, and then reaches his out and shakes it.
FW: What is this? Eco: A firm handshake! What does one get for the QUEEN of the Damned after all.... FW: Let go. Eco: So I will, but once I tell you with a firm handshake to seal the deal, that I PROMISE I will be a good teammate tonight, no shenanigans or anything. FW: Uh huh.... Eco: Promise! Cross my heart!! Ecosystem lets go, and Fire looks at him suspiciously.
FW: Speaking of, Mr. GM, why am I teaming with you and Tytan? Eco: Nostalgia? FW: I should be defending my championship, or teaming with Royalty-- Eco: Oh, drop the act. FW: Huh? Eco: Who knows you best around here? FW: Um, Alex? ... * Ecosystem shakes his head no* ... Moose? ... * He shakes his head again* ... Wait...YOU? Eco: Fire, when you were part of the Trinity family-- FW: * holding up her hand* Okay, stop. Eco: Alright but seriously, you don't belong in Royalty, despite your shiny tiara. Anyone with half a brain can see your heart just isn't in it. You'd think your husband could, but he's so busy being the Brat Prince, I doubt he even notices. FW: That's not-- Eco: True? Yes it is....Otherwise you'd have been leading the charge to find Wilder, instead of hanging back. You don't belong there, Fire. I know it, and more importantly YOU know it. You just have to-- FW: And where do I belong then? Ecosystem holds his arms wide open, big grin on his face. Firewoman looks at him for a minute or two, and finally rolls her eyes, and turns and leaves. |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 14:48:32 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#669) Live! From the Holy See February 25, 2015 MATT FOLZ vs. CLOVIS DARLINGDarling (no relation) is out first and the crowd boos him loudly. The local worker ignores the fans and waits for his opponent. Matt Folz is announced and makes his way to the ring. He steps between the ropes and walks to the middle of the ring and looks Clovis in the eyes, and Darling hauls off and SLAPS him across the face! Folz just shakes his head, grabs Darling and slams him between the eyes with a headbutt staggering the kid, then grabs him in a bearhug and hits a RELEASE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX that slams Clovis into the turnbuckle! Folz grabs Clovis and pulls him to his feet and hits a SPINNING BACK FIST to the side of the head that puts Clovis on rubber legs. Before he can fall, Folz slips behind him and grabs him…..OLYMPIC SLAM! Folz jumps to his feet and pulls Clovis up again and sets him on the top rope and hits a TOP ROPE OLYMPIC SLAM! Folz grabs Clovis’ leg, ANKLE LOCK! Darling taps out as fast as humanly possible, Folz seems to consider snapping his ankle, then shakes his head, lets go and kicks Clovis out of the ring to the floor. WINNER in 1:23 – Matt Folz Folz grabs a mic: The hunter is now the hunted. How do you like that Alex? It was all fun and games when you were working everyone. It was all fun when you beat that overrated lump of shit Brock Lesnar. It was all fun and games when you dominated a CLEARLY inferior company. But now? They are all lining up against you. Tommy, Miranda, LD, the Murphy’s, everyone wants a piece of you little Alex, and it is only a matter of time until Albright and Carter get tired of being your lackeys and decide they want to be the top dog around here. But one thing Alex, you may not want to give me a shot at that title, and that’s fine, there’s nothing I can do about that, but I promise you this, the next time I get you in this ring, tag match, non-title, six man, I don’t give a shit, I am going to end you once and for all. I promise you that.Folz drops the mic and heads to the back. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. ROAD BANGER THRASH & DEMON SMOKEBack and forth match, RBT and Smoke work pretty well together, but they can’t overcome the unorthodox Bill and Justin. The end comes when RBT goes for a LAST RIDE POWERBOMB on Justin, but Bill grabs him from behind and hits a BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX (that sends Justin over the top rope crashing down onto Smoke, who was recovering on the outside), RBT rolls his shoulder just a fraction of a second too late and BFE gets the win. WINNERS in 13:47 – Banned From Everywhere TOMMY WILDER, LD WILLIAMS & MIRANDA WILLIAMS vs. ROYALTYCrash and Burn enter first, and the crowd goes wild seeing them together again. L.D. Williams follows them out, but gets all but ignored by the crowd - pretty much the same reaction he gives them. Tommy and Miranda pose on the turnbuckles and drink in the cheers as L.D. leans in the corner shaking his head. Crash and Burn backflip into the ring and join him in the corner as their opponents step through the curtain. Royalty - Christian Carter, Alexis Darling and Rory Albright - stop on the stage and soak up the crowds hatred. They stroll down the aisle - and get levelled by twin suicide dives from Crash and Burn! Miranda rolls to her feet with Alexis in her grasp and tosses her into the ring apron, while Wilder pins Albright to the floor and hammers him with forearms. Carter tries to pull Miranda off of Alexis, but gets planted by a German suplex from LD. Before things get too far out of hand, Referee Angelo Barros convinces Tommy and Miranda to return to their corner. LD stuffs Carter into the ring, and Barros follows them in and calls for the bell. LD shoves Carter into a neutral corner and hits a series of chops. He winds the arm, ducks under, and snaps Carter over with a suplex. He floats over, but instead of a cover he pulls Carter up into a facelock. He slips into a choke, but Barros forces him to break. LD hauls Carter to his feet and drags him to the corner, making the tag to Miranda. Miranda doubles Carter over with a knee to the midsection, LD stands him up with a European uppercut, and Miranda grabs his head and hits a reverse neckbreaker. She covers, but Carter kicks out at one. Miranda pulls Carter up and pushes him into the ropes. She hits a series of elbow strikes, but is distracted by Alexis ducking into the ring. Barros cuts Alexis off, but the distraction allows Carter to blindside Miranda with a forearm. Carter follows up with several more, then scoops her up and slams her across his knee with a backbreaker. He drags Miranda to Royalty’s corner and tags in Alexis. Carter and Alexis stand Miranda up in the corner. Carter buries a shoulder into her midsection and Alexis drives an elbow into the back of her head. As Carter rolls out of the ring, Alexis plants Miranda with a belly-to-belly suplex and slaps her repeatedly across the face. Alexis sits Miranda up and slugs her, then goes to the ropes behind her and hits a rolling neck snap. She pulls Miranda up and hooks her arms, hitting a butterfly backbreaker. She covers, but Miranda rolls a shoulder at two. Alexis waits for Miranda to start to get up - Curbstomp! She covers, but again Miranda rolls a shoulder just in time. Alexis bundles Miranda into the corner and makes the tag to Albright. Alexis sends Miranda toward Albright, who levels her with a clothesline. Albright hauls Miranda up by the hair and turns to have words with LD before pressing her over his head. LD starts into the ring but Barros cuts him off. Wilder, however, springs off the top rope and nails Albright with a flying dropkick. Miranda lands hard and rolls for her corner, but Alexis is in and drags her back. Miranda breaks free, but runs into Albright, who clubs her to the mat. Albright sets her up for the PCB, but Miranda manages to swing a leg up and kick him in the head. She breaks free of the hold and dives to her corner to tag Wilder. Wilder springs off the top rope to level Albright with a clothesline. He rolls through the landing into the Royalty corner to club Carter in the head. Wilder turns and sidesteps an Albright forearm, driving a knee into his kidneys. He hits Albright with the Moe-do, punctuating it with a Codebreaker. Albright manages to fall back and makes the tag to Carter. Wilder kips up - right into a punch to the throat from Carter. Carter pulls the choking Wilder to his feet and chops him repeatedly, then sends him to the ropes. Carter ducks a clothesline attempt and comes back with a flying forearm. Wilder rolls back to his feet and goes to the ropes again, but Alexis low bridges him. Wilder manages to grab the top rope on his way over, however, and springs back into the ring to hit Carter with a frog splash. He covers, but Carter kicks out at two. Albright starts into the ring to help Carter, but LD sprints across the ring and tackles him into a neutral corner. Barros orders LD out of the ring, so he shrugs and sends Albright to the ropes, following a step behind and hitting a clothesline that takes them both over the ropes to the floor. Wilder shoves Carter into the corner and lifts him onto the turnbuckles, but as he does Alexander Darling comes over the railing out of the crowd. Miranda moves to stop him, but Alexis yanks her over the ropes into the ring. As Barros is busy trying to separate them, Alex hops onto the apron and grabs Wilder. Alex and Carter manage to lever Wilder over the ropes onto Alex's shoulders, and Alex hits the Darling Driver onto the apron! Carter drags Wilder under the ropes and covers. Alexis immediately drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring, grabbing Miranda's ankle and holding her back. Barros turns and sees the cover, and counts One...Two...LD breaks free of Albright and tries to get back in, but gets cut off by Alex...Three. WINNERS, in 14:07, Royalty. After the match: Alex and Albright slam LD into the ringpost as Carter kicks Wilder under the ropes. Miranda breaks free and checks on them as Royalty regroups in the ring. It looks like Miranda may attack despite the odds, but security is out and helps / forces LD and Crash & Burn to the back. STANK vs. CONCRETE TGCrete starts out fast, using his speed advantage to keep Stank off balance. Crete sends Stank off the ropes and hits a flying forearm to knock the big man down, then quickly follows by climbing to the top rope and hitting a missle dropkick. He sets up for the Final Justice, but Stank quickly reverses and backdrops Crete out of the ring. Stank grabs Crete and slams him face first into the ring post before knocking the time keeper down and grabbing his chair. He nails Crete right in front of the referee. WINNER by Disqualification in 2:40: Concrete TG Stank isn't done, nailing several stiff chair shots on Crete before dragging him over towards the Brazilian Announce Table. He grabs a monitor from the table and we see glass flying everywhere as he cracks it over Crete's head. Crete is busted open now as Stank grabs the second monitor and again drills him with it. The camera zooms in and we see that Crete is bleeding profusely with bits of glass imbedded in his face before Stank picks him up and hits a STANK U THROUGH THE TABLE! Stank isn't done as he picks Crete up again and hits another Stank U, this one on the concrete floor. Stank looks into the camera. "Dre Gaines, you have no idea what you started by stealing my Championship. Consider this your future, You have no idea who you're fucking with. I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!" Stank walks away as OOWF medical and officials come out to tend to an unconscious Crete. ECOSYSTEM, FIREWOMAN & TYTAN vs. GHOSTHEAD, DRE GAINES & MAI MUYOThe Death Knell is out first, with “Divide The Hate” playing him in ominously as he moves toward the ring slowly. His mood is quickly cut off as “Started From The Bottom” plays Dre Gaines in, with the Onslaught Champion raising his belt and flashing his Big Smile as he slaps the fans hands coming down the ramp. Drake’s smash hit is then interrupted by Christian rock, as Skillet’s “Hero” plays in Mai Muyo, who does a cartwheel atop the ramp before rushing the ring. What we’re trying to say here, is that this is a weird team. “Disposable Heroes” by Metallica plays next, and Tytan comes out, scars and tattoos almost glistening, flanked by a shades-wearing Ecosystem with a microphone. Eco raises the microphone as the music is cut as they reach the end of the ramp. Eco: Ladies and gentlemen of the Holy See, we have a very special treat for you tonight. For one night only, making their return in the most appropriate place possible, feast your eyes on the most dominant faction in OOWF History . . . the TRINITY! Firewoman, the third member of that old crew, finally makes her way out, and she’s not looking to make a group pose. Eco extends his arms for a big hug and she just shoves by him . . . walking right into a nose to nose with Tytan. Eco breaks them apart, trying to laugh it off, and they head up the stairs to the ring. Tytan starts off the matchup against Dre Gaines. The two big bruisers circle around, Dre extends a hand. Tytan shakes his head, Dre insists. Eco tells Tytan to go for it, Tytan reaches . . . and Dre does the “too slow,” pulling his hand back over his head with the Big Smile . . . and Tytan punches him in the face, knocking him down. Tytan barks at Eco for his stupid advice, and Eco shrugs. Dre is back up and tackles Tytan down, two big guys trading blows on the mat. Dre takes over with a front facelock , and the two play catch wrestler for a little bit before Tytan tosses Dre with an old-fashioned T-Bone. Tytan stumbles up in the direction of his corner – and Firewoman tags herself in on his shoulder, charging Dre and letting loose with hard kicks. The IC Champion tries to go for a quick FIRESTOMP, but the stronger Dre pulls away, trips her up, and gets the tag to Ghosthead. Ghosthead is all over Firewoman with strikes, before picking her up, GRAVEYARD SMASH! Ghosthead off the ropes for a running elbow drop, but Firewoman kicks him in the face off the ground! Fire stumbles up, and Eco calls for a tag, but Firewoman has no interest in tagging out to either of her partners. Ghosthead charges with a clothesline, Firewoman dodges, spin kick to take the Death Knell down. Fire mounts Ghosthead with straight punches, but Ghosthead kicks her off, Fire charges quickly, Ghosthead catches her with a VEX VICE! Firewoman is struggling toward the ropes – she wraps her ankles around, getting the break. Firewoman rolls out of the ring, trying to regain her bearings. Eco drops off the apron, trying to pump Firewoman up – she shoves him off, but at that moment, Ghosthead leaps through the ropes and nails Fire with a suicide dive! He stands up – right into a SPEAR from Tytan! Dre Gaines comes around the side, and Dre and Tytan begin exchanging blows outside the ring and over the guardrail. Ghosthead and Fire crawl up and back into the ring – Mai tags in on Ghosthead, and she charges Firewoman straight away, big running dropkick to send Fire into the corner across the ring! Eco offers the tag, but Firewoman pushes away, trading blows with Mai. Fire takes one big punch that misses wildly, SUPERKICK from Mai Muyo! Eco tags in off of a stunned Firewoman, and charges into the ring, locking up with his sister. Eco puts Mai in a wristlock, Mai armdrags Eco off, kick to the back, Mai off the ropes and charges with a low dropkick but Eco rolls out of dodge, and leaps up with an uppercut to Mai. Mai bounds stunned off the ropes, but then nails Eco with a spinning clothesline! Eco bounces off the canvas – and Fire blind-tags herself right back in and clotheslines Mai right down! Eco: Fire, I’ve got it! Fire: (spinning to face Eco, still stumbly) You’re playing with kid glove— Mai with the rollup! Mai with the rollup on Firewoman! 1-2-3! Fire didn’t get free in time! WINNERS in 7:32 . . . Ghosthead, Dre Gaines, and Mai Muyo! Mai Muyo has pinned the Intercontinental Champion, and Fire is incredulous! Eco is apologetic, but Fire just shoves him off. He looks like he wants to respond, but then he sees that Dre and Tytan are still brawling up in the audience, and Eco hops the guardrail and rushes up, with Ghosthead quick behind. Eco tackles Dre off Tytan and starts punching away, before Ghosthead tears him off, throwing him back down the stairs. Security finally rushes in to break them up. SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. MURPHY’S LAW – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchThe Dropkick Murphys bring out Murphy's Law, who are cheered loudly by this partisan crowd. They forgo the fan pandering and head straight to the ring. It's a 180 for the fans as Lazer Cannon Deth Sentence brings out Moosehead Jack and Chloe Neal, both sporting purple armbands. The fans are throwing everything in the house at them. Suddenly at ringside two men throw five gallon buckets of water on the Saints. Chloe is startled at first but Moose begins writhing on the ramp apparently in pain. Is it...Holy water? Chloe at first appears concerned, but then Moose winks at her and she falls to the ground convulsed in laughter, and Moose stands, laughing and pointing at the men with the buckets, who are quickly hauled off by OOWF security. Moose helps Chloe up, and drenched in water, they head for the ring. But as they reach the bottom of the ramp here come the Murphys. They hit the ropes and dive through the opposite side, and the brawl is on outside the ring. The referee orders the bell rung and he starts a ten count. Dee throws Chloe into the ring post, busting her open, then helps her brother in a double team of Moose. They throw him into the ring and they take turns making Moose's jaw a ping pong ball using their fists as paddles. Chloe starts into the ring but stops and turns around, as if she's hearing something. She starts up the ring steps but stops again. She turns, then walks down the steps and grabs a chair from ringside as the Murphys set up Moose for the Irish Car Bomb! Chloe climbs to the top rope as DK covers Moose and she rides the chair down like it was a surfboard, landing smack on DK's back. The referee sighs and calls for the bell. Winner by Disqualification in 4:44 – Murphy's Law! Chloe grabs Moose and they bail out of the ring. Moose is holding his head while Chloe is still looking around. She holds her head as she and Moose make their way to the back. Meanwhile Dee Murphy is helping her brother up and staring daggers at Chloe. ALEXANDER DARLING vs. THE ZAX – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchMuscial Madness cranks up, and The Zax bounces his way to ringside. The fans are cheering him loudly. The cheers immediately turn to boos as Royals begins to play and OOWF World Champion Alexander Darling makes his way to ringside. It is a Title match, so we get full in-ring intros. Ring Announcer Mike Elevenbee: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the Main Event! One fall, sixty minute time limit for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship.
Introducing first, the challenger. Hailing from The Prairie of Prax, and weighing in tonight at 235 pounds... THE ZAX!
And his opponent, the reigning and defending Heavyweight Champion of the World. Weighing in to night at 221 pounds. From West Palm beach, Florida and representing Royalty.. ALEXANDER DARLING!The bell rings, and neither man moves. Alex is taunting Zax, pointing at him. We pick up the word 'joke' more than once. Zax raises one arm and puts it on the back of his head. He slowly does the same with the other. Alex is pointing and yelling at the referee, unsure of just what is happening. Zax remains still, then we see his hands are moving slightly Russ: What.. What is he doing?Nash: Almost looks like he is scratching. Maybe he has fleas?Russ: He does not have fleas! Is he undoing his mask?Razz: I think so!Nash: I wrestled a guy in Johannesburg once who had fleas. I was wearing calamine lotion for weeks.Zax remains in the corner, staring at Alex, and drops the one arm to his side. HE grabs the back of his mask and pulls it to the top of his head, revealing the back of his head. He pauses for a moment, and then bends over at the waist and rips the mask OFF HIS HEAD and tosses it aside. HE pops his head up and we see a familiar set of brown eyes and big smile belonging to..... "Cowboy."
Chad.
Madison.Russ: Bah Gawd! Bah Gawd! That's Chad Madison Razz: Chad Madison is The Zax? That's amazing! Nash: I knew that guy looked familiar Alex stands there slack-jawed as the crowd ERUPTS! Alex is throwing a tantrum in the ring! Chad is laughing and prompts the crowd to get louder. The shock wears off and Alex is now LIVID and in the referee's face. The boom mics pick up Alex saying "This is NOT happening! I am not facing him!" The referee tells Alex he really has no choice and steps away from him and calls for the match to begin. Alex takes Chad down and mounts him, raining down lefts and rights and drawing a warning from the official. Chad gets to his feet and is greeted by a running knee lift.Alex backs him into a corner and bulldogs him out of it. A cover nets barely a 2 count. Chad crawls to the ropes and eats another knee to the face. Alex hits a Rolling German Suplex. And a Second. And a third. And Another! AND ANOTHER! He bridges on the 5th one and gets a 1...2..No! Chad rolls just in time. Irish whip and Chad ducks a clothesline, hits the opposite side.. Flying Lariat! Chad pops up and dropkicks Darling. And again! AND AGAIN! And ONCE MORE before Alex can get to his feet. Chad drops an elbow and covers for a 2 count. Alex swings at Chad once he's on his feet, Chad ducks and hits an Atomic Drop. Chad sets Alex up on the turnbuckle and climbs up.. Superplex! Both men crash hard and no one stirs. The referee starts to count to 10, and makes it all the way to 8 before Chad can pull himself up and stop the count. He knee lifts Darling, then backs up and hits Sweet Chin Music! Alex collapses to the mat and Chad sinks to his knees, then crawls over for the cover. 1...2...NO! Chad swings and misses. Alex hooks him in a Bridging Dragon Suplex! Chad is folded in half! 1...2....NO! Alex beats Chad to his feet and snaps off a DDT. He drags Chad to the middle of the ring and starts to lock in the Money Clip. Chad counters. Small Package! 1...2..No! Alex reverses it 1...2...No! Chad re-reverses it 1...2..Alex grabs the rope and the referee calls for a break. Darling is to his feet first. He spins Chad around and sends him shoulder first between the turnbuckles and into the post. Chad slumps in the corner, and Alex grabs him around the waist and executes a perfect Chaos Theory! 1....2...NO! Chad kicks out and pops to his feet. Chad jumps.. standing Hurricanrana! Alex rolls through and comes up in a Sunset Flip 1...2...No! Alex holds on to Chad's waist as he gets to his feet and spins him into a front chancery. Alex looks for a Brain buster, but Chad reverses the lift and counters with a Sling Shot Suplex! Chad follows up and pops Alex with some Sweet Chin Music! Alex staggers back into the turnbuckles. Chad pounces in and hoists Alex up onto the top turnbuckle. Chad climbs up as well... SUPERPLEX! He floats over into a cover, One.....Two.... and Christian Carter drags Chad out of the ring by the boot. Alexis and Rory run down to join in and the three of them kick and stomp Chad into a heap on the floor. The referee has no choice and calls for the bell. WINNER, in 18:10, as a result of a Disqualification, "Cowboy" Chad Madison. The beat down continues as Firewoman has made her way to ringside as well. Alex has slid out of the ring is fuming mad! He has Alexis and Rory pull a now crimson-masked Chad to his feet. Alex taunts Chad, and then rears back to knock him out,but Fire steps in from of Alex as he is about to hit him and SLAPS Chad across the face so loudly it echoes through the arena. Alex grabs Chad and pulls him up to deliver a Darling Driver on the concrete floor, but The Murphy's, Mai Muyo, Tommy Wilder, Miranda Williams & Dre Gaines choose that moment to run to ringside and join the fray. Alex sees they are outnumbered and calls a retreat. Royalty backs up the ramp, Alex clutching the belt tight to his chest and screaming at Chad the whole way. Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action! Be sure to check out the MADNESS 11 PPV, March 29th, Live! From Lisbon, Portugal. Don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem! Wednesday, March 4th, 2015, Live! From Dogana, San Marino Did you see something you really liked? Post it here, in the 2015 Awards Reminder Thread. Please join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights! And be sure to check out the full OOWF Archive and read up on the 10-year plus history of the OOWF! |
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