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AUSTRAROO & FLY vs. SOULDRAGON & MERCURYIt’s Austaroo and Fly, two of the OOWF’s newest talents, join forces tonight to face Mercury and Soul Dragon in tag team actions – Angelo Barros is you referee! At the bell, and it is Fly and Mercury to start – they circle, lock up – neither man can get an advantage, they break. Lock up again, and they appear to be evenly matched in strength, and neither man can get the upper hand until Mercury kicks Fly in the gut, drops a forearm across the back of the neck and then connects with a quick DDT, stunning the rookie! Fly tries to roll to his feet, but Merc stays on his man, delivering kicks to the back, then picks Fly up and whips him to the ropes. Merc goes for a clothesline, Fly ducks, hits the opposite ropes and comes back with a flying leg lariat. Fly is to his feet first, kick to the head, then a second kick, and then a standing drop kick! Mercury scrambles back to his corner and tags in Soul Dragon. Fly shrugs, and tags in Austaroo. The two fresh men come into the ring and ‘Roo charges across the ring, ducks under a SD round house, runs up the turnbuckles – but before he can go high-risk, Mercury slaps his feet away, and Austaroo crashes to the mat! Referee Barros is over to reprimand Merc, but he just shrugs and claims innocence. But he does buy his partner some time, and SD drills ‘Roo with a side kick. SD continues to unload with chops and kicks on the Aussie high flyer, then tags in his partner for a double suplex. Mercury continues the punishment, focusing on the ribs, and ending with a standing octopus. Barros checks for the submission, ‘Roo refuses, Mercury leans back on the hold and lets SD blind tag. SD climbs in and before the five count hits ‘Roo with another kick in the ribs. For the next few minutes, ‘Roo is your face in peril as Merc and SD work over his midsection, and keep him on their half of the ring. Mercury forces Austaroo back into their corner, tags in SD whole climbs to the top rope, telling Mercury to hand Austaroo up – he going for a top rope Omen Driver! At the last second, Austaroo kicks free, rolling over a stunned Mercury and over to his corner to make the tag! Fly is “in da house en fuego” successfully keeping both of his opponents off balance with flying forearms, kicks and other high speed offense! The numbers game catches up, Mercury drops Fly with a hard right, picks him up and hold him for SD’s Death Elbow, but Fly shrugs out of his oversize Amsterdam Admirals jersey, drops to the mat and Merc takes the elbow shot between the eyes! Fly shoots between Merc’s legs, and when Merc turns Fly catapults him through the air and Austaroo catches SD with a ROO KICK! Fly throws a high sign to the Aussie, then gives props to his homies from Luxembourg, climbs to the top and hits the Flava Drop! Cover! One – Two – THREE! WINNERS in 17:22 – Austaroo and Fly!
SERAPH vs. MICROPLAYThe match gets off to a quick start as Microplay attempts to pearl harbors Seraph with a baseball slide. Seraph ducks the slide, and Microplay walks right into a dropkick. Seraph pulls Microplay to his feet and hits a pile driver on the UNFORGIVING CONCRETE FLOOR! An audible wince is heard throughout the audience. Seraph’s face is expressionless, and so is Microplay’s as he may be dead. Seraph rolls Micro into the ring, and arrogantly pins him. 1,2, Microplay kicks out. Seraph seems to show no signs of frustration, nor of any other emotion as he calmly helps Microplay up and then plants him with a jumping brain buster. Pin gets 2 again. Seraph decides he’s had enough and looks for the PROPITATION, but Microplay suddenly shows signs of life, delivering lefts and rights. Seraph reels and attempts to stop the rally with another dropkick, but Microplay dodges and nails a knee drop to the back. It’s now Microplay’s turn to pull Seraph to his feet, and Microplay delivers more rights and lefts. Microplay heads off the ropes and delivers a knee to the midsection. Microplay pins but only gets 1. Pulls Seraph to feet, Irish whip reversed, and Seraph looks for the back body drop, but Microplay kicks him in the face. Seraph goes up, only to be brought down again with a kick to the midsection. Microplay lands a nasty DDT, this time for a two count. Microplay drops a knee, this time to the stomach. Seraph gets to his feet dazed, and Microplay bounces off the ropes again, but Seraph ducks the clothesline, heads off the ropes, and nails a jumping neck breaker. Stomps for Microplay. Seraph heads off the ropes and lands a leg drop. Cover, and Microplay barely kicks out. Seraph picks him up, suplex attempt blocked, and Microplay gets him with an inverted atomic drop! Microplay gestures, and slowly climbs to the top rope. He leaps into the air for the ‘Super’ splash, but Seraph rolls out of the way. As Microplay struggles to his feet, Seraph grabs his head, and there’s the PROPITATION! Seraph isn’t finished however, and locks on the sharpshooter. Microplay fights it for a bit, but eventually taps out. Seraph refuses to let go of the sharpshooter, and it takes a fair amount of referees to pull him off. As they pull him away, he fights free for a second, and calmly makes a throat-slashing gesture. He then leaves of his own accord.
WINNER in 12:46 - Seraph
THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER vs. GROUNDED IN REALITYGator starts things for TFDU, but as usual, Sane and Phil argue over it. Phil lets Justin know that he's got it taken care of, and Sane steps out to the apron. But as soon as JS steps out, Phil tags him in anyway. Sane flips out, asking Phil why the change of heart, and not wanting to wait any longer, Gator gets a big takedown from behind. GB works Justin on the mat, drags him up by his head, and hits Sane with front knee lifts, and a right hook takes Justin down. To the corner, tag out to Jack. OBJ slugs away in the corner, gets an arm wringer, then hits a short clothesline. Tag back to GB, and TFDU gets some
double teaming in within the five second window. Gator with a running shoulder block, and Sane goes bouncing to the floor. Phil drops down to help Justin regroup. Sane is startled when he bumps into Phil, and Justin pulls Phil's tie off and goes back for more. Sane uses the tie like a lasso as Gator watches on in amusement. JS actually hooks GB's hand, but Gator drills him with a back elbow and tosses the tie to the floor. Phil reaches in and tags Justin out, and the muscle of the team steps in. Gator with a go behind, but can't take Phil down. Phil elbows out and takes down GB with a wild backhand swing.
Gator back up, and Phil takes him down again with a body tackle, then walks on his chest. With Gator down, Sane wants back in, and Phil tags out. Justin back in and mounts GB for some punches. To the corner, and Sane kicks away. JS looks for a hip toss, but Gator reverses to his own. Beautiful standing dropkick, and GB tags to OBJ. Jack with an Irish whip, but Justin reverses. JS drops to the mat, and Jack hops over him. Then a leapfrog, and Justin drops to the mat again. But Jack just stops, and Sane hops up and leapfrogs again, but there's nobody there. Sane turns around in confusion and Jack decks him with a right hand. OBJ with a side suplex, then a tag back to Gator. OBJ sends Sane to the corner, then whips him back right into a super kick from Gator that nearly takes Justin's head off. One... two... and Phil makes the save with a big leg drop. Phil drags Sane over to the corner and tags back in. Splash on Gator. One, two, and OBJ makes the save. Phil shoves Jack down, and OBJ hops back up and slugs it out with Phil as referee Angelo Barros steps between them to try and regain control. Gator stumbles to his feet, but Sane chokes him out with the tie! Phil looks for the ASTRO PLUNDER THUNDER BUSTER~! But Jack with a jumping forearm knocks Phil back thru the ropes, as Sane is late getting over to save, and Phil knocks his head off the floor. Barros recognizes a tag to Sane though, and begins a count as Justin is on the floor seeing to Phil. The count gets to 7, and Justin pulls Phil's leg off and rolls back in. Barros
Immediately grabs the leg and tries to keep Sane from using it. JS yanks the leg away from the ref, but turns right around into the CALL OF THE WILD~! Cover by Gator, Phil is unable to get back in the ring with only one leg, and GB pins Sane.
WINNERS at 14:20 - THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER
CHRIS COLE vs. MR. JEALOUSJealous dominates early, keeping Cole off balance with an array of power moves. Jealous looks to end it early lifting Cole with the Jealous Rage, but Cole slips out of it and heads to the floor. Jealous leaves the ring and gives chase, Cole slides into the ring first, Jealous follows and catches a Cole knee to the face. Cole takes over for a few minutes and tries to keep the big man’s shoulders to the mat. Jealous hulks up and starts making a comeback, when the ref’s back is turned, Cole scores a low blow that doubles Jealous up, Cole small packages him, puts his feet on the ropes and gets the three count.
WINNER in 10:51 – Chris Cole
NILES ANDERSON & THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. WCWAngelo Barros is your referee as wCw faces off with The Chickenshit Heels and Niles Anderson. wCw “shoots” to see who goes first… And it’s Capellan. The opposition isn’t nearly so much the democracy as Nile Anderson tells Johnny Adrenaline to get in the ring… Both men circle, Cap shoots in for a take down, but Johnny avoids. They tease a lock up, Johnny takes a swing, Cap avoids – then shoots for the leg again, Johnny dodges, drops an elbow that Capellan avoids, and as he rolls to his feet, Cap hits an arm drag. Both men roll to their feet, Johnny with an arm drag, reverse into a roll up by Cap, reversed into a maistral cradle by JA, escape into an arm drag by Cap! Johnny strikes the “indie wrestler pose of mutual admiration”, and in the split second Cap acknowledges the crowd, Johnny Adrenaline pokes the IC Champ in the eye! Johnny follows up with a forearm to the side of the head, whips Cap to the corner, follows him in for an avalanche clothesline, Cap sidesteps and when JA crashes into the turnbuckle, Cap tries to decapitate him with a roundhouse kick! Adrenaline rolls out of the ring, and when Cap gets a little to close to the ropes, Nile Anderson cheap shots him from the apron. Adrenaline is back in, locks up Cap and pulls him into the corner for the tag from Al Capps. Al starts working Capellan’s back and shoulders with clubbing blows, a snap mare followed by a kick to the shoulder blades and a hard slam into the corner. AA gets a running start as his partners grab to hold Cap in place, but he slips free from Adrenaline, pops Niles with a palm strike to the head and manages to avoid AA’s corner charge. Niles tags in, goes after Capellan, but Cap manages to arm drag Niles into the wCw corner and tag in JW Westgaard. JW catches Niles off guard with some high impact offense, hard lefts and rights, a short arm clothes line followed by a whip to the ropes into a power slam. As Niles gets to his feet, JW picks him up, tags in Wilder, then presses NA over his head into a drop gut-buster over his knee – as Niles hits the mat, Tommy Wilder leaps over the tom rope and drops both feet onto Anderson’s chest! Hurting, Anderson tries to get free, but Wilder rolls him up. NA kicks out before the one count, Wilder jumps to his feet, swings around Anderson, rolling him over and into another pinning predicament – Anderson kicks out again, ducks a kick from Wilder, sweeps his legs and as wCw’s high flyer hits the mat, Niles scrambles over and tags in JA. Adrenaline tries to jump Wilder fast, but Tommy is to his feet. Both men exchange moves, Adrenaline chops Wilder across the chest, hits him with a hard right cross and then a spinning neck breaker. JA picks TW up, it looks like he was going for a urinage, but Wilder counters and hit JA with a lung blower! Tommy tags in JW, who whips JA to the ropes – Wilder off the opposite side – as Westgaard picks JA up for the flapjack Wilder Clears the Crease with a flying forearm! Westgaard covers, AA is in to break the count at 2. Ref Barros gets Al out of the ring as Westgaard picks JA up, but now Niles Anderson is in to try to jump Westgaard, but Westgaard, sees it coming and catches Niles with a DDT! This lets JA get free, but now Wilder is to the top rope, jumps OVER Johnny, hitting a Paul London-esque kick to Adrenaline’s chest, knocking him back into the wCw corner. JW Westgaard crushes JA in the corner, and tags in Capellan! Cap goes over the top rope, catching JA as he goes over and landing a version of a tornado DDT. Both men get up and JA once again goes to the eyes, then takes out Cap’s legs with a drop kick. JA makes his way to his corner, but Cap catches him from behind, grabs a bulldog head lock and uses JA as a brace as he kicks Niles and Attitude Adjuster before swinging JA around for a tornado bulldog! But as he goes by, Niles reaches in and gets the blind tag! AA gets in the ring, crosses over and attacks JW Westgaard, drawing him in. Johnny gets up to help Niles, but Tommy Wilder is off the top rope again, catching JA with a head scissors that takes both men over the top rope! JW takes a couple of shots from Al before the Birdman says “Fuck this”, kicks AA in the gut and CRUSHES him with a running power slam! Angelo Barros is over to get both JW and AA out of the ring, so he misses the action as Cap hits Niles with a hard chop, followed by a spinning neck breaker and a then a flip leg drop! Cap goes to the corner for a Dragon Kick, but Niles side steps and kicks Cap blatantly low as the Champ lands on the mat! Cap falls to the mat in pain, Angelo Barros returns to see Niles cover but misses the pull of the trunks and makes the 3 count! WINNERS in 22:17 – The Chickenshit Heels and Niles Anderson!
SIRIRAM vs. ERIC O’MAC vs. CORAX vs. FIRECHILDThis match is a melee from the start with bodies flying everywhere. Intense action continues for over forty minutes with no one able to get a pin. Finally the action breaks down. On the outside Firechild tries the Wings of Phoenix, but gets back dropped through the Kurdistan announce table. On the inside, Corax is waiting for Siriram to get to his feet after a dragon suplex, as he stands up, Corax attempts a Shining Wizard, but Siriram ducks it and locks on the tazzmission! Siriram falls to the mat and nearly has Corax choked out when EOM flies through the air and lands on top of both of them with a picture perfect five star frog splash. The force of impact sends EOM under the ropes, and knocks Corax AND Siriram silly. The referee notices that Siriram’s shoulders are down, and Corax is on top of him and makes the three count.
WINNER in 44:19 Corax
MOOSEHEADJACK & LD WILLIAMS vs. THE BLACKDAWGS – Chain MatchThe Black Dawgs are out first. Blackdragon grabs one of the collars and fastens it around his neck. Underdawg appears to have brought his own. Moosehead Jack and L.D. Williams slowly make their way to the ring. As they approach the apron, BD throws the other end of his chain at LDW who lets it drop. LDW shakes his head and points at UD. UD shrugs and tosses the chain to LDW as MHJ puts the final collar around his neck. As soon as the collars are fastened, all four men grab the chains and attempt to pull their opponent into/out of the ring. BD suddenly lets go of the chain, sprints to the ropes and takes MHJ down with a springboard Plancha. UD on the other hand, plants himself in center ring and hauls LDW up onto the apron. UD attempts to grab LDW, but takes a shoulder to the midsection and a sunset flip for a one count. Outside the ring, MHJ reverses an Irish whip, and drives BD face-first into the ring post. MHJ smiles sadistically as he wraps the chain around his fist and punches away at BD until blood begins to soak through his mask. UD drops LDW with a big boot and slides out of the ring to knock MHJ off of his partner. While UD is distracted, LDW drops a loop of chain over the top rope and around the Big Dawg’s throat. LDW hauls back on the chain, immobilizing UD. MHJ stomps BD to keep him down, then climbs up on the apron, planting his feet on either side of UD and raining down blows with a chain wrapped fist. Soon, blood flows freely down UD’s face. BD gets to his feet and yanks the chain, pulling MHJ off of the apron. BD throws MHJ under the ropes and follows him in, tackling LDW to free UD.
BD turns back to MHJ and narrowly avoids a lariat, kicking MHJ and nailing a DDT. BD gets up, only to be destroyed by a DDT from LDW. LDW gets to his feet and eats a chain-assisted elbow from UD. Blood pours from LDW’s surely broken nose. UD, using the chain, locks on the Dawgmission. LDW struggles, but refuses to tap. MHJ makes the save with a boot to UD’s head. Before MHJ can press the advantage, BD yanks the chain to pull MHJ off balance, then nails a sweet snap suplex. BD picks him up as UD makes a pile of his own chain on the mat. DKO drop on the chain! Moose makes the bleeding unanimous. LDW stumbles to his feet and attacks. He gets a few shots in before UD is able to block. UD with a kick to the midsection. He picks LDW up for the last ride and gets an assist from BD on the downward trip. MHJ uses the ropes to climb to his feet, but is taken over the top rope by a BD clothesline. BD attempts to whip MHJ into the railing but MHJ blocks and wraps the chain around BD’s neck. He spins BD around and hits him with the heart punch. Inside the ring, UD ducks a clothesline and nails a choke slam. UD scoops LDW up and drills him with a fireplug driver as MHJ levels a barely conscious BD with a second heart punch. UD covers. MHJ tries to break it up, but can’t untangle his chain from BD in time. Angelo Barros counts. One…Two…Three. Winners, in 27:32, the Blackdawgs.
After the match, UD and MHJ free themselves from their chains and check on their partners. UD picks BD up and backs up the aisle as MHJ glares at him through the blood rushing from his forehead.
THIM REYNOLDS vs. CANADIAN DRAGONThese pair are really getting to know each other now so this match becomes an interesting combination of balls out bone crunching action interspersed by some very tactical chain wrestling. CD is the first to gain an upper hand, whipping around Thim just too quickly for him to counter the hangman’s neck breaker. He quickly follows that up with a kick to the head and a pair of elbow drops before Thim decides that he'd rather be somewhere else and slides out of the ring. Thim re-enters on the ref's count of 8, only to be met by another elbow from CD to the back of his head. CD bends down to lift Thim back up to his feet and is suddenly caught in a roll-up by Thim. The ref count 2 before noticing that Thim is taking a generous helping hand from the ropes and stops. While Thim is having a free and frank discussion with the ref CD decides run the ropes and catches the unaware Thim on the back of his head with a flying elbow, planting him back on the mat face first CD stays on Thim this time not allowing him to get away and out of the ring and Thim only gets back into the match a few minutes later after springing out of the corner following an Irish whip by CD and just body checking CD off his feet. Thim mounts CD on the mat and unleashes a flurry of punches, only stopped after being pulled off by the ref after exhausting his 5 count. Thim turns around and walks straight into a double leg takedown followed by his own rain of punches. Thim rolls and both men fall out of the ring but neither seems to notice and they keep at it. Several minutes later the ref manages to get both men back into the ring and they are looking very beaten, bruised and swollen. A great chain wrestling sequence follows culminating in Thim whipping CD into the ropes and taking him down with a roaring elbow. Thim whips CD into the ropes again but this time rather then another elbow Thim uses CD's momentum and hits a huge belly to belly suplex, throwing CD clear over the top rope and crashing down to the floor. CD almost manages to land on his feet but he's traveling way to fast, keeps on rolling and crashes into the ringside barrier. The referee slides under the ropes to check on CD and is closely followed by Thim. Thim shoves the ref aside, drags CD to his feet and rolls him straight back into the ring. CD gets back to his feet and tries to kick Thim as he's getting back into the ring but Thim explodes off the mat and absolutely levels CD with a thundering clothesline. Thim covers and the ref counts with CD kicking out but just not quite soon enough WINNER in 21:18, Thim Reynolds
DRINK & DESTROY & JOSH O’NEAL vs. THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE & SHASHWAT MISHRAThis match turns into the very definition of a pier six brawl before the participants get anywhere near the ring. In fact only four of them make it through the curtain after the two teams met up backstage due to a mistake over who was going to enter first resulting in Your ref for this match, Gavin "Junior" Hale, even leaves the ring and joins Ross and Razz on commentary for a while . . .
Razz: What the hell are you doing here?? You're supposed to be the referee for this match?
Hale: Look at these nutters, what's the point of reffing this match now - I'm going to sit here and chill for a few minutes while they punch themselves out
Camby and Stank are just whaling on each other in the center of the ring while the only two other men that we've seen anything from, Shashwat and Capslock have spilled into the crowd and are either being handed weapons by the rabid audience or are simply ripping seats out from under them in order to throw at or hit their opponent. During a break in one of these battles the camera cuts backstage to show the end result of the initial backstage brawl . . . both O'Neal and O'Neil lying amongst a slew of broken glass having either been thrown or thrown each other through the glass window of one of the shops here at Dudelange. Medics and OOWF reps are tending to them . . . Back out to the action now and Shashwat and Capslock have made it back over the barrier and after both Camby and Stank appeared to be struggling, partly through loss of blood due to some over eager use of a pair of chairs, even referee hale has decided that he'd better get back into the squared circle. The end finally comes when Josh and Tommy, fighting off the medics, make their way into the arena. Shashwat seeing his partner struggling and about to receive another chair shot the back of the skull, turns away and calls out over the ropes to warn him. Stank takes advantage of the distraction and hits him with a kidney punch and a reverse DDT to take him down. Harper Camby has seen the problem and has gone out to help O'Neil and so is unable to break up the count when Stank drags the weakened carcass of Shashwat to the corner and hits the Stankonia. The ref counts the 1, 2 3 for the bloody and battered victory in 25 minutes dead.
WINNERS in 25:00 Drink & Destroy & Josh O’Neal
Capslock, Stank leave and help Josh O'Neal to the back while Harper Camby and Tommy meet up with looks of disbelief on their faces . . . but still they climb into the ring to help Shashwat back to his feet, and then they help him straight back down again with a double clothesline. Camby and O'Neil kick Shashwat while he's down and drop a few knees on his face before Camby bends down and grabs Shashwat's face. He slaps it a few times in order to bring him round somewhat before getting nose to nose and screaming at him . . .
Camby: This is what happens to people that cost us matches . . . BITCH!!!
Camby and O'Neil lay the boot in some more before heading towards the back just in time to avoid the incoming swarm of refs and security.
OOWF Onslaught Championship Tournament Semi-Finals[/u]
UNCLE ENTITY vs. NAYRUE tries to lockup but Nayr ducks and weaves which frustrates UE. Nayr is able to hit a few forearms and knees here and there with his stick and move strategy. UE is finally able to counter a kick into a spine buster. UE starts working over Nayr’s back with clubbing blows and high impact slams. Nayr ducks a clothesline and jumps to the top looking to land a senton but UE catches him and hits a sit-down power bomb for a two count. UE goes back to work on the back hitting a long delayed vertical suplex and then following it with a military press into a backbreaker. UE goes for the cover again and Nayr just kicks out in time. UE stalks Nayr around the ring looking for more damage but gets caught in a drop toe hold out of nowhere and then Nayr lands the 416. Nayr looks for a springboard dropkick but UE ducks it and Nayr crashes to the mat. UE goes right in and locks in The Crucifix. Nayr is screaming in pain but won’t submit. He manages to get to his feet and then flip back and hit a hurricarana in an awesome looking spot. The crowd is now really pumped for Nayr’s comeback. He ducks another clothesline and hits The Halfling Wizard. Nayr climbs to the top and calls for the Bellow in the Breeze. UE rolls out at the last moment. UE takes advantage of the disoriented Nayr by hitting a Brain buster and pinning Nayr for the win. WINNER AT 7:41 UNCLE ENTITY
MATT DADDY vs. CONCRETE TGBoth men shake hands to start and then lock up. Neither man gains the advantage; they break and give each other a nod of respect. They lock up again and the veteran CTG manages an arm bar. MD pushes CTG into the rope and looks to hit a clothesline but CTG ducks it and then levels MD’s chest with a series of chops. MD counters back with chops of his own and the crowd goes nuts with dueling “Whhoooooo’s”. CTG starts wining the chop battle and MD has to lock up to end the onslaught. The two grapple for a bit until MD is able to get into position and hit a release German suplex. MD is now in control and scoops CTG up for a slam. CTG makes it to his feet and eats another slam from MD who then bounces off the rope and goes for the Leg Drop of Doom. CTG rolls out of the way and right after MD’s impact locks in The Wheelbarrow. MD scrambles to the rope and Referee Junior Hale calls for the rope break. Both men get back to their feet and trade chops again. MD ducks one chop and spins to CTG’s back and lands an elbow to the back and then the “Wholesome” Street Cutter. He pins CTG for a two count. MD applies a camel clutch and CTG inches his way to the ropes for a rope break. MD goes back on offense with an Irish whip but CTG counters into the Scaffold. MD is able to reach for the rope and Hale calls for the break. CTG breaks the hold and then quickly locks in a sleeper. MD starts to reach for the rope and stops not wanting to use his last rope break just yet. Instead he bounces off the second turnbuckle and pins CTG down. CTG releases the hold to kick out at 2. CTG smiles at MD’s strategy and they tie-up once again. MD takes advantage with a side headlock but CTG counters into a back body drop. MD wraps his legs around CTG’s before he can stand up and locks in an ankle-lock. CTG counters this into a triangle choke and really cinches it in. MD has no choice but to grab for the rope. Hale breaks the hold and warns MD that he is out of rope breaks. CTG tries a couple of quick submissions but MD is able to counter then all and he lands DDT to gain control. MD calls for The Role Model and hoists CTG up but CTG counters and locks in The Wheelbarrow. MD frantically grabs the bottom rope but Hale reminds him that the hold will not be broken. MD thinks of tapping but tries decides to grab the bottom rope and then crawl up to the middle and the top rope. He is able to use his upper body strength to get to a vertical base springboard backwards. CTG releases the hold but is able to hit The Cement Mixer on a gassed MD and pick up the victory. WINNER AT 8:59 CONCRETE T.G.
After the match CTG pulls up MD and raises his hand as the crowd cheers for the showcase both men put on out there. MD congratulates CTG on his victory and wishes him luck in the Finals. He leaves allowing CTG a few more moments to celebrate with his fans.
HARDBODY HARRIS vs. CHRIS ALT – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchThe champion offers his best friend a handshake as Sterling Glaw sounds the bell, but Alt simply points at the Trik'd Owt Tytle and makes the generic "I want the title" gesture with his hands. Harris shrugs it off and they lock up, neither man gaining an advantage, and Alt backs Harris into a corner, forcing Glaw to call for a break. CA breaks at four, and slowly backs off. Another lockup, and this time, its Harris backing Alt into the ropes, and the ref wants another break. As Harris breaks, Alt shoves him away by the face, then goes to the floor and has a cup of lemonade to regroup. Alt back in and now he offers up a handshake, and HH accepts it. To the mat we go, as Alt gets a takedown, but Harris sweeps him back down and gets a leg scissors. Alt kicks him off and gets a hammerlock, but Harris counters with a snap mare takeover, but CA gets to his feet and hits a stunner-like jawbreaker. Cover gets only one. To the ropes, hip toss, and Alt works move #812. Harris fights back with his free arm, but Alt blocks and hits a double undertook suplex, and now its Hardbody going to the floor looking for some lemonade. But Alt follows out and jumps Harris from behind mid-gulp. Alt drives HH back first into the apron, and again, then tosses him to the stairs. CA breaks the count, then rolls back out But upon coming back at Harris, HH flapjacks Alt onto the stairs, then dropkicks him into the post. Harris rolls in to break the count, and to take a breather. CA pulls himself back in, and HH stomps away in the corner. Harris then opens up on his best friend with chops. Irish whip to the opposite corner, and HH backdrops Alt on the rebound. Running knee lift by Harris is counted by CA with a dragon screw, and Alt looks for a figure four, but Harris cradles him! One, two... and Alt barely kicks out. Stand off draws applause from the crowd. However, the applause turns to boos as Chris Cole, in street clothes, makes his way down the aisle and takes a seat with Ross and Razz to do color commentary. Both Harris and Alt have words for Cole, who cockily motions to both of them to continue wrestling as he puts on his headset and grabs one of their cups of lemonade. Harris opens the ropes, challenging Cole to come into the ring, and that allows Alt to roll up HH from behind. One... two... and the champion kicks out. This
time, HH takes CA down with an arm drag and works an arm bar, keeping an eye on Cole the whole time. But Cole is immersed in his commentating work. Alt fights to his feet and grabs the hair to pull HH back to the ropes, forcing a break. Harris goes to break, but re-engages before completely breaking and arm drags Alt down again. Alt fights to his feet and goes to the hair again, but Glaw catches him this time, and Harris spins into a backslide for two. Alt charges and Harris looks for another flapjack, but CA blocks it and counters with a modified sunset flip that gets two. Alt ducks a clothesline and hits HH with a German suplex. He looks for another, but Harris flips thru and lands on his feet. ONE AND ONLY~! Cover gets a long two count. Harris eyes Cole once again, but looks for a vertical suplex on Alt. CA blocks halfway up and lands on the apron, and
Alt runs Harris down the apron and slams his head into the turnbuckle. Alt drops to the floor in front of Cole and an argument ensues. Cole takes his headset off and they go nose to nose. Razz steps between them and calms Cole down, as Alt grabs another cup of lemonade. Meanwhile, Hardbody comes off the top looking for the #1 DOUBLE AXEHANDLE IN THE OOWF~! But Alt tosses the lemonade in his eyes on the way down, and HH crashes hard into the announce table, drawing some ridicule from Cole, who leaves the table and gets down in Hardbody's face. CA decks CC from behind and tosses him into the crowd, then turns his attention back to Harris, and rolls the champion back into the ring. Alt looks for SPINAL CONTUSION~! But Hardbody counters into a Death Valley Driver, to which Alt counters with a crucifix rollup. One... two... and Hardbody kicks out again. HH ducks a running clothesline, the press slams Alt on the way back. Harris to the top again, but Cole hops up on the apron, and HH kicks him off to the floor. But that momentary distraction allows Alt to climb up with Harris and hit a top rope frankensteiner! One...two... and this time Cole pulls the official out of the ring. Glaw and Cole argue, and Alt hits Cole with a baseball slide, knocking him and Glaw back to the announce table. And Alt turns around right into TO BE EDITED IN LATER~! But there's no ref. Harris goes to the floor and tries to revive Glaw, pouring a cup of lemonade on him to assist in the process, and rolls him in the ring. Alt is still down, but Glaw still hasn't come to his senses. Hardbody tries some more, and Alt gets to his knees, sees Harris distracted, and calls for the ALT-OMIC BOMB~! But Cole
slides in with the Trik'd Owt Tytle and WALLOPS Alt in the back of the head, and slides out before anything is suspected. Glaw comes to, Harris makes the cover. One... two... three. Hardbody Harris retains with a little unsuspecting help from Chris Cole.
WINNER in 30:15 and STILL OOWF World Champion: HARDBODY
HARRIS.
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