OOWF MADNESS 11 PPV (#674)
Live! From Lisbon, Portugal
March 29, 2015
GHOSTHEAD vs. TARIAN“This is the Time” plays and Tarian makes his way to the ring. The crowd is still uncertain about the rookie, and he gets a mixed reaction. “Divide the Hate” plays and Ghosthead makes his way to the ring. The crowd is firmly behind him, but Ghost shows no interest in the cheers. His stare remains fixed on Tarian. Ghost steps into the ring and the two eye one another carefully. They meet in the middle of the ring and go nose to nose, the referee calls for the bell and we are underway!
The two lock up and Tarian grabs a side headlock. Ghost shoves him to the ropes and falls to the mat. Tarian steps over him and stops, Ghost gets to his feet and turns around and catches an elbow to the side of the head. Tarian hits the ropes and charges, but Ghost takes him to the mat with a SNAP POWERSLAM! The referee can’t even get to the mat before Tarian kicks out and gets to his feet. He charges at Ghost and tries a clothesline, but Ghost ducks and shoves Tarian to the ropes. On the rebound he connects with a spinning heel kick and covers, but Tarian kicks out at two.
Before Tarian can get to his feet, Ghost pounces and grabs a side head lock, keeping the lanky big man on the mat. Tarian slowly fights back to his feet and shoves Ghost to the ropes and connects with a DROPKICK to Ghost’s jaw! The impact sends Ghost to the mat, he pop back to his feet and runs at Tarian, but Tarian catches him and plants him on the mat with a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Ghost is quickly to one knee and Tarian pulls him up and lands a DISCUSS PUNCH to the jaw that sends Ghost to the corner. Tarian climbs to the middle rope and lands the ten punches of doom, then hops off the apron and lets Ghost stagger out a few steps before DESTROYING him with an ENZUGURI to the back of the head! Ghost hits the mat, Tarian rolls him over and covers, but Ghost kicks out just before the three count.
Tarian pulls Ghost up and slams him head first into the turnbuckle, then pulls him out and hooks him and lifts him for a suplex and sets him on the top rope. Tarian takes a few steps back and charges and scales the turnbuckle and NAILS Ghost with a knee to the jaw! Tarian hops off the top rope and lands in the ring while Ghost’s head snaps back and he falls off the turnbuckle, hits the apron and falls to the floor. Ghost slowly gets to his feet. Tarian grabs him from outside the ring and pulls him onto the apron and through the top and middle rope and hooks his feet on the rope, then PLANTS him with an ORTON DDT! Tarian rolls Ghost over and covers again, but once again Ghost kicks out at two.
Tarian pulls Ghost up once again and shoves him into the corner. Tarian charges, but Ghost catches him with a big boot to the side of the head. Tarian staggers, Ghost tries to charge out, but Tarian takes him to the mat with a drop toe hold. Tarian is quickly up to his feet and bounds off the ropes and tries the STIFFEST LARIAT EVER, but Ghost ducks at the last possible second. When Tarian rebounds, Ghost DESTROYS him with a SUPERKICK to the jaw!
Ghost pulls a dazed Tarian to his feet and hits the VEX VICE! Tarian is in trouble! The referee checks for the submission, but Tarian won’t give up! He is starting to fade, but Tarian’s height helps him here, he is able to work around and get his foot on the bottom rope, forcing the break. Ghost pulls Tarian to his feet and sends him to the ropes and dims his lights with a STRAIGHT PUNCH to the jaw! The referee warns Ghost, but he pays him no attention. While Tarian is recovering, Ghost waits with a sadistic grin on his face. As Tarian stands, Ghost springs off the middle rope and nails the EIDOLON! Ghost covers, one….two…..NO! Tarian kicks out at two!
Ghost gets to his feet and waits for Tarian. Ghost lands several hard kicks to Tarians ribs and side, then hits the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Tarian grabs him and hits a thunderous SPINEBUSTER! Tarian covers, but Ghost kicks out at the last second. Tarian gets to his feet and drops a leg across Ghost’s chest. He pulls Ghost to his feet and shoves him into the corner and lifts him to the top and climbs up for a SUPERPLEX, but Ghost is not ready to be superplexed. He fights the move on the top, and lands an uppercut to Tarians throat that knocks the rookie off the turnbuckles. Before Tarian can recover, Ghost stands on the top rope and hits SPECTRE’S FALL! Ghost covers, one……two……THREE! Tarian kicks out just a second too late!
WINNER in 17:41 – Ghosthead
LD WILLIAMS vs. RORY ALBRIGHT“Paradise City” plays and Rory and Carrie Weiss make their way to the ring. The boos rain down on them something fierce, but neither seem to care. Rory climbs into the ring and gets a mic, which only makes the crowd boo even louder.
The Sun King has come to Lisbon to shed some light on the masses. You see, I have heard the talking all week. The Sun King has heard the whispers. Royalty is in trouble because of the actions of Firewoman. Let the Sun King assure you, Royalty is as strong as ever. Royalty is still here to rule over our kingdom.
Now…….what that DOES mean is that there is an opening in Royalty. And it just so happens that tonight, my opponent LD Williams, is the man we have decided will become a member. By now, Mr. Williams understands that his time………Rory is interrupted by “Jekyll and Hyde” as LD Williams walks to the ring. Rory seems confident in the ring and motions for the crowd to cheer LD. LD climbs onto the apron, wipes his boots on the mat, then steps between the ropes. Rory extends a hand for a shake, and LD just SLAMS him right in the face with a HEADBUTT! The referee calls for the bell, and we are UNDERWAY!
Williams pulls Rory to his feet and slams him right on the bridge of the nose with an elbow. Rory drops to his knees and grabs his face, blood runs between his fingers, so LD kicks him in the face. Williams pulls Rory to his feet and whips him into the corner and follows him in with a clothesline, then unleashes CANADIAN VIOLENCE on Rory! Williams lands punches and kicks and beats Albright to the mat. Williams leans in and tries to pull Albright to his feet, but Rory reaches up and rakes his eyes. LD staggers back to the middle of the ring, Albright pulls himself to his feet and charges out of the corner, but Williams was playing possum, he elevates Albright with a BIG BACK BODY DROP! Albright hits the mat and howls in pain, he gets to one knee and LD charges in and rocks him with a kneelift that sends him between the ropes to the floor.
Williams leaves the ring and goes after Albright. He pulls him to his feet and unleashes several vicious chops before whipping Albright into the guard rail. Williams slowly stalks Albright, until Carrie Weiss grabs LD from behind by the hair. LD slowly turns around, Weiss lets go and tries to slap Williams, but LD catches her arm. Before LD can do anything, assuming he would, Albright NAILS him from behind with a clubbing axehandle to the back of the head. LD falls to the floor taking Weiss with him.
Albright pulls Williams to his feet and shoots him into the ring. He climbs in after him, hits the ropes and drops an elbow across Williams chest and covers, but LD kicks out at two. Albright pulls LD to his feet, goozles him and lifts him in the air and drives him down across his knee. Albright keeps him there for a minute, then grabs his chin and legs and tries to snap LD in half across his knee. The referee checks for a submission, but LD refuses. Finally Rory shoves LD off his knee to the mat, then grabs him and drags him to the bottom rope and chokes him on the rope. Albright breaks just before the five and gets to his feet to argue with the referee. While he is doing this he has his foot on the back of LD’s head choking him on the ropes. It takes a few seconds for the referee to notice and start the five count, Albright breaks again at four, then turns and argues with the ref while Weiss chokes LD on the bottom rope.
The crowd roars and we soon see why. Miranda Williams is walking toward the ring. She gets to ringside and Weiss sees her. Her eyes go wide and she HAULS ASS to the back. Miranda watches her run past and doesn’t murder her. She glances toward the ring where Rory is less than happy with the results, nods to her dad and heads to the back.
When Rory turns back to LD, Williams is on his feet. Albright tries a clothesline, but LD ducks it, grabs Albright around the waist and hits a trio of GERMAN SUPLEXES, bridging on the last one for a two count. Albright kicks out and gets to his feet. LD tries a EUROPEAN UPPERCUT, but Rory avoids it and takes LD to the mat with a BACKSLIDE for a two count. Williams rolls through and both he and Albright get to their feet at the same time. Williams charges and Albright catches him with a HOTSHOT on the top rope! LD’s head snaps back and he staggers to the middle of the ring where Rory DESTROYS him with a clothesline!
Albright pulls LD to his feet and lifts him for a belly to back suplex, but LD flips over Rory’s shoulder! As he lands he clips the ref with an elbow to the eye. The ref falls to the mat holding his face. LD gives the ref a seconds glance, Albright hits the ropes and NAILS LD with the KOUF OUT! Williams is down, but Rory sees the ref down and doesn’t even try a cover! Albright slips out of the ring and grabs a chair. He steps into the ring and waits for LD to get to his feet. As Albright lifts the chair in the air, Matt Folz rolls into the ring! He grabs the chair from Albright and spins him around and SLAMS the chair down on his head! Folz bails out of the ring and drops the chair and rouses the referee. Meanwhile a nearly unconscious Albright staggers around the ring, LD kicks him in the gut and hits the CANADIAN DESTROYER! The referee comes to enough to crawl to the middle of the ring…..one…….two……THREE!
WINNER in 19:31 – LD Williams
MATT FOLZ vs. TOMMY WILDER vs. CHAD MADISON – 30 Minute Iron Man MatchFolz is introduced and makes his way to the ring, followed by Chad Madison. The crowd cheers loudly for both men and Folz and Chad share a handshake in the middle of the ring as Tommy Wilder’s music starts playing. While it plays, we see Wilder come through the crow, hop the guardrail and slip into the ring behind Chad and Matt. The referee sees Wilder and calls for the bell, Chad and Matt turn around and Wilder leaps onto Chad’s shoulders and HURRACARANA’S HIM RIGHT INTO FOLZ! Folz hits the mat and Wilder keeps hold of Chad’s legs, the referee hits the mat, one, two, THREE!
Wilder 1, Folz 0, Madison 0Chad kicks out and Wilder pops to his feet and nearly gets clotheslined out of his boots by Folz. Folz grabs Wilder and lifts him onto his shoulders for an OLYMPIC SLAM, but as he turns around, Chad POPS him in the face with a SUPERKICK! Wilder flies off Folz’s as Folz falls backward. Chad pounces and makes a quick cover one, two, THREE!
Wilder 1, Madison 1, Folz 0Wilder quickly recovers on the apron and springs to the top rope and tries a SHOOTING STAR PRESS, but Madison rolls off of Folz, and somehow Folz gets his knees up, Tommy crashes and burns and grabs his ribs in pain, Chad darts in and tries to cover Wilder, but Folz grabs him and shoots him between the ropes to the floor! Folz grabs Wilder’s leg and traps him in an ANKLE LOCK! Tommy howls in pain and tries to fight to the ropes, but Folz falls to the mat and keeps the hold on, Tommy decides it is not a good idea to go through twenty plus more minutes with a broken ankle, so he taps out!
Wilder 1, Madison 1, Folz 1As Folz gets to his feet, Chad climbs runs down the apron, springs to the top rope, then launches himself at Folz with a PERFECT CROSS BODY BLOCK! They hit the mat and Chad hooks the leg, but Tommy is there to break it up before a count. Tommy pulls Chad up and whips him into the corner and charges in and catches him with a flying leg lariat. Tommy spills over the top rope and lands on the apron, races down the apron then springs to the top rope and catches Folz with a FLYING CLOTHESLINE! Wilder covers Folz, but Madison recovers in the corner and breaks up the pin by grabbing Tommy and throwing him to the ropes and elevating him with a big back body drops on the rebound.
Folz turns and sees Chad recovering in the corner and charges in and nails Chad with a big forearm to the side of the head. Folz lifts Chad and sets him on the top rope, then climbs up for a SUPERPLEX, but Wilder recovers and he races to the corner and leaps up, grabs Folz from the ropes and falls back into a LUNGBLOWER! Folz flails around on the mat, in the corner, Chad is trying to climb to the top. Wilder heads to the corner and starts climbing. Soon enough both men are on the top turnbuckle jockeying for position. Folz gets to his feet and heads to the corner and knocks their feet from the turnbuckles! Chad falls straight down and crotches himself on the top rope, while Wilder’s legs slip and he ends up trapped in the TREE OF WOE! Folz climbs the turnbuckle and hooks Chad and takes him off the top with a BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Chad hits the mat hard, Folz pounces on him and turns him into the RINGS OF SATURN! Wilder tries to free himself to make the save, but he is too late. Madison tries to get to the ropes, but can’t make it and taps out!
Folz 2. Wilder 1, Madison 1Folz quickly breaks the hold, runs to the corner and BLASTS Tommy with a kick to the gut, then goes back to Chad and scoops him up for a slam, but Chad holds on and rolls him into a SMALL PACKAGE! The referee hits the mat, one…….two……NO! Tommy saves the pin by rolling the ball so Folz is on top! One…..two……NO! this continues on, much to the crowd’s amusement. Folz and Chad stay trapped in the small package while Wilder rolls them around the ring giving each man numerous two counts, but never a three. Finally the referee calls time out to catch his breath. Chad and Folz are still locked together in the Small Package of Death, so Wilder climbs to the top rope and hits a WARRIOR STOMP on Folz’s back, FINALLY breaking the move!
Folz and Chad both get to their feet, barely. Both are wobbly from rolling around in a ball. Tommy mimics them taking this match into CHIKARA levels of hilarity. Wilder then brings us back to the OOWF by wobbling to the corner, scaling the ropes and NAILING Folz with a MISSILE DROPKICK that sends him out of the ring. Wilder kips to his feet and charges at Chad, but Chad leap frogs over him. On the rebound Chad hip tosses Wilder, then drops a leg across his chest. Folz slides back into the ring and he and Chad each grab one of Tommy’s legs. Madison wants to go for a figure four while Folz wants the ankle lock. The two of them argue, but before they come to blows, then make a wish on Wilder, stretching him out in ways he shouldn’t be stretched.
While Tommy writhes in pain on the mat, Chad and Matt continue their debate on the merits of multiple salad dressings being in your refrigerator at all times. Clearly Chad is for bleu cheese while Folz is more of a ranch only guy and soon enough they are throwing punches, because in the OOWF, we will literally fight over anything. As the two of them brawl around the ring, Wilder slowly gets back to his feet, and we hear the time keeper announce that there is five minutes remaining in the match.
Wilder heads to the top rope as Chad and Folz fight, he steadies himself and leaps at the two of them, Folz hits the mat, and Wilder connects on Chad with a cross body block. The referee hits the mat, but Folz grabs Wilder and pulls him off of Chad and knees him in the gut and lifts him and hits a BUCKLE BOMB! Wilder staggers forward and Folz tries a clothesline, but Wilder ducks it and takes Matt to the mat with a CRUCIFIX one, two, NO! Chad breaks it up with an elbow to Tommy’s head! Chad grabs Folz and covers him, hooking the leg hard, but he kicks out at two. The three men frantically try to score another pin, each one rolling the other up, fighting it out on the mat. The time keeper starts the count down, ten, nine, Wilder rolls Folz into a small package, but Folz kicks out at two. Six, five, four. Chad hits a short DDT on Tommy and makes a desperate cover…….two…….one! It’s over!
WINNER in 30:00 – Matt Folz
The three get to their feet and share a handshake, the crowd eats it up and starts a “THIRTY MORE MINUTES” chant. Matt, Tommy and Chad are eager to go, but we see officials come from the back and but the kibosh on that idea.
MURPHY’S LAW vs. ROYALTY – Steel Cage MatchThe cage is lowered and we are ready for the match. “Royals” plays and Christian Carter and Alexis Darling make their way to the ring. The crowd boos them viciously, Lexie sneers at them and Carter threatens to smack a little old lady. They make it to the ring without incident, somehow, and step through the cage door into the ring. “The Warrior’s Code” plays and Murphy’s Law come out, and the fans nearly blow the roof off the building. Dee and DK stop at the top of the ramp and turn back toward the curtain, when OUTBACK JACK and WALLY B. KING come out! The crowd nearly loses it as Jack and Wally escort DK and Dee to the ring. The Murphy’s step into the ring and the referee closes the door while Wally and Jack take a seat. Before the bell rings, the camera focuses on the Murphy’s, and we see their eyes roll back. DK looks directly at the camera “DK and Dee are gone, tonight, Empty Team comes out to play.” The bell rings and the Murphy’s charge across the ring and ATTACK!
Dee grabs Alexis and slams her face into the cage. DK and Carter square off, Carter grabs Dk and throws him in the corner and tries an elbow to the side of the head, but DK moves out of the way and pulls Carter into the corner and hammers him with punches to the face. Carter thumbs DK and staggers out of the corner, but Murphy grabs him from behind and POPS him with a WICKED LEFT that started somewhere in Dublin and connected square with Carter’s jaw. Christian staggers and stumbles against the ropes, DK grabs the ropes and ties Carter in the ropes.
Across the ring, Dee has Lexie on her feet, repeatedly slamming her face into the cage. Lexie is wearing the crimson mask and is already in a world of trouble. Dee whips her at DK, who floors her with a hard clothesline. Dee grabs Lexie’s legs and sets her up for a CATAPULT! She flips Lexie up, right into a BIG BOOT from DK, Lexie falls back across Dee’s knees, DK hits the ropes and lands a SENTON SPLASH on Lexie that drives Dee’s knees even harder into her back! Dee covers, the referee hits the mat, but Carter finally frees himself and he charges across the ring and PUNTS Dee’s head! Randy Orton would be proud!
The referee works to get DK and Carter out of the ring so we can actually have a legit tag team match. Dee lies motionless face down on the mat while Alexis struggles to get to her feet. The crowd is firmly behind the Murphy’s and they are chanting for Dee to get to her feet. Lexie makes it up first and pulls Dee to her feet and shoves her into the Royalty corner. Lexie charges in and lands a forearm to the jaw that rocks Dee’s head back, then tags in Carter.
Carter grabs Dee by the hair and slams her in the face with a headbutt, then sends her face first into the cage! Carter grabs Dee after she staggers off the cage and hits a SPINEBUSTER and covers, but DK charges in and breaks it up at two. Carter sneers at the Murphy’s then pulls Dee up for a POWERBOMB. He sets her up and lifts her, but before he can slam her to the mat, Dee grabs the top of the cage and holds on! Carter tries to finish the move, trying to drive Dee to the mat, as he is bent over, Dee lets go of the cage and drops a leg across the back of Carter’s head, driving him to the mat! The crowd pops HUGE for this. Dee begins crawling toward the Murphy corner to make the tag, Carter reaches out and grabs her foot and tries to drag her to the Royalty corner. Dee rolls over on her back and lands several hard kicks to the side of Carter’s knee. Christian staggers a bit but doesn’t let go. He keeps hold of her leg and turns it into a SPINNING TOE HOLD! He locks the move in once, then releases it, as he goes to do it a second time, Dee grabs his head and tries to gouge his eyes out! Carter staggers around the ring blindly, luckily staggering to his corner where Lexie tags herself in. She races to grab Dee, but Dee lunges to her corner and makes the tag to DK!
DK comes in and hammers Lexie with punches and kicks and launches her into the cage. The match continues back and forth for nearly twenty minutes with both teams trading the advantage. All four are bloody messes. The end comes when Lexie has Dee on the top rope for a superplex, thinking she was legal, but DK is actually the legal man. Lexie tries to take Dee over, but Dee holds onto the cage. DK grabs Lexie off the turnbuckle and holds her for a BACKDROP DRIVER Dee jumps off the ropes and clotheslines Lexie and DK drives her to the mat! DK holds on and bridges while Dee keeps Carter from breaking it up. One, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 22:18 – Murphy’s Law
STANK vs. DRE GAINES – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchDre is announced and makes his way to the ring first, slapping hands with the fans as he comes down the aisle. Gaines gets into the ring and climbs to the middle turnbuckle and points to the fans. The roar is deafening. The OOWF Onslaught champion, Stank, is introduced next, and the cheers quickly turn to boos. Stank makes his way to the ring, Onslaught championship slung over his shoulder. He steps into the ring and Dre gets in his face and lets him know that he will not be leaving with that title. Stank smirks and barks at the referee to back him up. The referee backs Dre off, takes the title and holds it in the air and calls for the bell.
The bell rings and Dre charges at Stank and takes him to the mat with a double leg take down. Dre hammers Stank with brutal forearms to the face. Stank blocks what he can, but Dre is really laying them in MMA style. Stank saves himself with a good old fashioned thumb to the eye to force the break, and draw a quick warning from the referee.
Stank has used his first referee warningDre breaks and pulls Stank to his feet and sends him to the ropes and shows surprising agility in landing a DROPKICK to Stank’s jaw! Stank staggers backward into the corner, Dre gets to his feet and charges in and crushes him with a clothesline. Stank staggers out of the corner and drops to his knees, Dre hits the ropes and blasts Stank in the face with a SHINING WIZARD! Stank hits the mat, Dre covers, but Stank manages to roll his shoulder at two.
Dre pulls Stank to his feet and scoops him up and slams him to the mat, then takes a few steps back and hits a FALLING HEADBUTT! Dre covers again, but once again Stank kicks out at two. Dre pulls Stank to his feet and traps him in the OCTOPUS! Stank howls in pain, the referee is right there to check for a submission, but Stank refuses to give up. He finally manages to slip free and hip toss Dre to the mat. Stank tries to drop an elbow, but Dre rolls out of the way and Stank gets nothing but mat. Dre pounces on Stank and tries a CROSSFACE, but Stank claws his way to the ropes and grabs the bottom rope to force the break.
Stank uses his first rope breakStank bails under the bottom rope and rolls to the floor. Dre steps onto the apron and waits for Stank to turn around. Dre charges and tries a ROLLING SENTON SPLASH but Stank catches him and DRIVES him to the floor with a POWERBOMB! The back of Dre’s head hits the floor hard, and the rookie looks like he is seeing stars. Stank pulls Dre up and pins him against the apron and HAMMERS him with punches to the face before rolling him back into the ring. Stank bounds off the ropes and drops the STANKONIA on Dre and covers, well, sits on Dre for the cover, but Dre swings his legs up and hooks Stank for a SUNSET FLIP and a two count! Stank kicks out and is quickly back to his feet, Dre gets to one knee before Stank connects with a stiff kick to the side of his head.
Stank grabs Dre by the head and repeatedly slams his knee into Dre’s face. Gaines slumps to the mat, his eyes glassy, with that far-away, five thousand yard stare look going on. Stank wastes no time, he pulls Dre up and lifts him onto his shoulders and PLANTS him with the STANK-U! Stank covers, this will do it for Dre. One……two…….thre..NO! Dre shoots his shoulder free at the last second! Stank cannot believe it!
Stank pulls Dre to his feet and shoves him into the corner and sets him on the top rope. Stank climbs to the middle rope, hooks Dre and takes him over with a SUPERPLEX! Stank floats over and covers, but once again Dre kicks out at two! The time keeper announces that there is only five minutes remaining in the match. Stank smirks and rolls Dre over and traps him in a CHINLOCK! Stank is going to run the clock! The crowd quickly catches on and starts booing the shit out of Stank. A chant for Dre begins and he tries to fight his way back to his feet. Slowly, he gets his knees under him and gets Stank off his back, but Stank keeps hold of Dre’s head and rains clubbing shots down across his chest. Dre gets to one knee and starts trying to stand. As he stands up, Stank releases the hold, grabs Dre around the waist and hits a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! Dre lands hard on the back of his head, Stank quickly covers, but can only get a two count, then he quickly grabs Dre in a side head lock and grinds him on the mat while the time keeps ticking away!
Dre fights to his feet with the crowd roaring his name. He lifts Stank up and drops him feet first on the top rope, then uses the momentum to hit a BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX! Stank lands hard on the back of his head and is a little slow to get to his feet. As he stands, Dre bounds off the ropes and connects with a shoulder block that sends Stank to the mat. Dre hits the ropes again and land a BIG SPLASH on Stank and covers, but the champ rolls his shoulder at two. Stank tries to bail out of the ring but Dre grabs his legs and pulls him to the middle of the ring and tries to turn him over in a BOSTON CRAB! The time keeps says we are down to two minutes remaining. Can Stank hold on?
Stank fights the move with all he has, but after a ton of effort, Dre turns the move and sits down hard on the small of Stank’s back! The champ howls in pain while the referee is right there to check. Dre has Stank right in the middle of the ring, there is no way he can get to the ropes! Stank uses his considerable leg strength to try and power out of it and almost flips Dre, but Dre releases Stank’s legs, and drops down hard on the small of his back, then spins and grabs Stank’s head and arm and traps him in a CROSSFACE! Stank is in a world of trouble, Dre pulls back as hard as he can, can he get Stank to tap? Stank raises his arm in the air, how much more can he take? The time is counting down on the OOTron, we are just seconds away from the end of the match! The crowd roars louder and louder urging Dre to snap Stank in half, finally Stank taps JUST as the bell rings! Wait, who wins?
Dre jumps to his feet and celebrates, the referee hands him the title while Stank rolls out of the ring and grabs the back of his head. The announcer calls the ref over and they confer. They seem to be watching the replay on the monitor, but can’t decide. Finally we see the replay on the OOTron, as the time hits all zeroes, Stank taps, so……..technically the time limit DID expire! Dre’s expression drops, he looks STUNNED. The referee takes the title from him and hands it to Stank through the ropes. The crowd finally realizes what happened and the chorus of cheers for Dre immediately turns to boos for Stank. Stank drapes the title over his shoulder and flips Dre off and heads to the back.
WINNER – 15 minute time limit draw, Stank retains the OOWF Onslaught Championship
SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. ECOSYSTEM & TYTAN vs. ROAD BANGER THRASH & DEMON SMOKE – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchThe challengers are all introduced and make their way to the ring. Finally, the champs are announced and the crowd shits all over them. Moose and Chloe make their way to the ring, Moose rolls under the bottom rope and sits slumped in the corner while Chloe stands in front of him, arms crossed across her chest defiantly. The referee orders all but two out of the ring, Tytan refuses to leave, so it looks like he will be starting. He points at Moose and calls him out. Chloe refuses to budge until Jack gets to his feet and assures her it is ok. The ref calls for the bell and the match begins!
Moose and Tytan go nose to nose, Tytan is talking away while Moose just has an amused look on his face. Tytan gets more and more annoyed, Moose just smirks and turns to walk away when Tytan grabs his arm and pulls him in for a short arm clothesline! Moose hits the mat and Tytan is on top of him hammering him with punches to the face. Chloe darts into the ring and kicks Tytan in the face sending him to the mat, which brings in BFE, Thrash and Smoke! The brawl explodes around the ring with bodies flying everywhere.
Eco goes after Smoke, throwing him out of the ring to the floor. Chloe catches Justin coming off the ropes and snaps him to the mat with a powerslam, Justin balls up and plays dead, but that doesn’t stop Chloe from putting the boots to him. Bill grabs Chloe from behind and drops her to her knees with a headbutt right between the eyes. Thrash attacks Tytan from behind and beat him down to the mat, Moose manages to roll out of the ring to safety. He drops to his knees on the floor to recover, and rummages under the ring and comes out with HDB!
Moose sneaks around the ring to where Smoke and Eco are fighting. Smoke has Eco in a front face lock and is going to suplex him into the crowd, but Eco slips free and ROCKS Smoke with a EUROPEAN UPPERCUT that sends the rookie to the floor. Eco then slides into the ring and saves his partner from Thrash. Bill launches Chloe out of the ring, she hits the floor next to Moose, he helps her to her feet and they target Smoke. When Demon Smoke turns around, Moose SMASHES him in the face with HDB! Smoke drops to the floor and grabs his face, but Moose slips behind him and tilts his head back and rakes the bat across his forehead, opening several nasty gashes. Smoke howls in pain, but his day is about to get SO much worse. Moose rolls him onto the Cuban announce table, Chloe climbs up with him, lifts him up and hits the CORKSCREW THROUGH THE TABLE! SMOKE IS DEAD!
As Moose turns around, Justin comes from…….somewhere……..sailing over the top rope. He slams into Moose and Jack crashes into the guardrail ribs first and falls to the floor. Chloe snarls and climbs out of the wreckage of the table, and Demon Smoke, and goes after Justin. Justin takes off running and they do several laps around the ring. As Justin passes one of the times, Tytan slides out of the ring, as Chloe rounds the corner, Tytan hits RELEASE THE KRAKEN damn near cutting Chloe in half!
Justin slides back into the ring and sneaks up behind Eco, who has Bill in a SLEEPER HOLD! Bill is fading fast. Thrash gets to his feet in the corner and charges at them, Bill slips free at the last second and falls to the mat and Eco gets a BIG BOOT to the face! He spins around and Justin grabs him by the head and races to the corner……..DOUG HATES TOAST! Justin covers, but Tytan reaches in from the outside, grabs Justin’s foot and pulls him to the floor, where he once again plays dead.
Tytan climbs into the ring and he and Eco stare down Bill and Thrash. Tytan goes after Bill, but Thrash catches him with a forearm to the side of the head. Tytan staggers, then goes down when Thrash hits a big knee lift. Bill and Eco fight it out in the corner, while Thrash sizes up Tytan for a big boot to the face. Thrash hits the ropes, but Chloe reaches up and low bridges him, sending the big man over the top rope to the floor. As he gets to his feet, Moose spins him around and hits him in the gut with HDB doubling him over, then DRIVES him to the concrete with a DDT! Thrash is OUT!
Moose and Chloe slip into the ring and the fight continues on. After several minutes of fighting, Tytan and Eco are out on the floor after getting nailed with chair shots from the Saints. The Saints have Bill and Justin in the middle of the ring, Chloe chokes Bill in the corner while Moose has hold of Justin. He DESTROYS Justin with a RANHEI and is about to cover, when the lights go out! What the hell? After several seconds of silence, we hear “SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”, the lights come back on, and Chloe is face down on the mat in a pool of blood. Jack turns around and SHANE TUSKA is standing right there! The referee is on the outside of the ring and doesn’t see what’s going on.
Shane and Moose stare at one another for a moment, then Shane smirks NAILS Moose with a punch to the temple! Moose drops like he’s been shot, and we see why……..Shane has a HUGE set of brass knuckles on his hand, similar to the ones the Saints used to “kill” Power! Shane bails from the ring, leaving a very confused Justin and Bill and an unconscious Moose and Chloe. Bill recovers and grabs Justin and they hit TAG TEAM FINISHER #1 on Moose! Bill yells for the referee, Justin hooks Moose’s leg, one……two……THREE! NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
WINNERS in 36:17 and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Banned From Everywhere
FIREWOMAN vs. MAI MUYO – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match“Hero” plays and Mai Muyo makes her way to the ring. The crowd is bursting with cheers for her, she climbs the turnbuckles and waves to the fans, which only, somehow, makes the cheers louder. “Terror” plays and Firewoman comes out to a decidedly mixed reaction. She doesn’t seem to notice the boos. She makes her way to the ring and takes the intercontinental title off and holds it in the air before handing it to the referee. Fire marches right to the middle of the ring and extends her hand to Mai, but Mai just slowly shakes her head no. Fire doesn’t move and keeps her hand out. The crowd roars for Mai to shake, she finally, carefully, shakes Fire’s hand. Fire smiles and backs into the corner and waits. The bell rings and the title match is underway!
The two slowly circle and lock up, Mai grabs a side head lock, Fire lifts her to free herself, but Mai takes her to the mat and keeps the side head lock on. Fire quickly works back to her feet and shoots Mai to the ropes, Mai rebounds and takes Fire to the mat with a shoulderblock, then hits the ropes again. Fire stays on the mat, Mai steps over her, and hits the ropes again, Fire leapfrogs a charging Mai, then on the rebound hits a deep arm drag that sends Mai to the mat. Mai pops right back to her feet, as does Fire, Fire tries a clothesline, but Mai ducks it by doing the matrix thing. Fire hits the ropes and Mai catches her with a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX that plants Fire on the mat for a one count. Fire kicks out and she and Mai both spin to their feet as the crowd roars.
They move to lock up again, this time Fire catches Mai with a kick to the stomach, then sends her to the ropes and connects with a drop kick to the jaw. Mai gets to one knee holding her jaw, and Fire races in and spins her to the mat with a SPINNING NECK BREAKER. Fire covers, but Mai kicks out before the ref even makes it to the mat. Fire pulls her up and backs her into the corner and unloads with several chops. She whips Mai across the ring, Mai scales the ropes and headfakes Fire, Fire drops to the mat. When she gets back to her feet, Mai flies out of the corner and takes Fire down with a flying clothesline!
Mai covers Fire, but Fire kicks out at two. Mai pulls her to her feet and unloads a series of knees to her gut, then a barrage of kicks to the legs and ribs, and follows it with a spinning heel kick to the head that rocks Fire. Mai grabs her in a front face lock and lifts her into a vertical suplex, and leaves her up there to think about it for a long time. Mai finally crashes to the mat, floats over and covers, hooking the leg hard, but Fire manages to kick out before the three.
Mai gets to her feet and bends over to pull Fire up and Fire grabs an inside cradle into a small package for a two count of her own. Mai is quickly back to her feet, but Fire is faster, she sweeps Mai’s legs, then bounces off the ropes and hits a running moonsault! Fire covers, but again, Mai kicks out at two. Fire pulls Mai to her feet and land a spinning heel kick to her gut doubling her over, then puts her shin on the back of Mai’s neck and flips over, slamming the back of Mai’s head into her knee. It appears that Fire is trying to soften up Mai’s neck and shoulder. Fire pulls Mai to her knees and drives her to the mat with a SHORT DDT, then hooks her and flips over into the CATTLE MUTILATION! Mai howls in pain but will not give up. She works around to the ropes and manages to get her foot on the bottom strand forcing the break.
Fire, somewhat surprisingly, breaks immediately. She pulls Mai back to the middle of the ring and covers, but Mai kicks out at two. Fire pulls Mai up and sets her up for a PILEDRIVER, but Mai blocks it, then reverses it into an ALABAMA SLAM! The back of Fire’s head hits the mat hard, and she doesn’t move for a moment. Mai covers, but instincts kick in and Fire kicks out at two.
Mai heads to the corner and climbs the ropes, she hops on the second turnbuckle and waits for Fire to get up, Fire stands and Mai leaps, trying a double axe handle, but Fire ducks out of the way and grabs Mai from behind and drives her to the mat with a NECKBREAKER! Fire covers, one……two…..NO!
The match continues on, the fans are rabidly into it. To her credit, Fire has wrestled a completely clean match. The action has stayed in the ring and the referee hasn’t had to warn anyone about anything. We pass the thirty minute mark and the action is still going strong. Mai has been working Fire’s ribs and knees while Fire has worked over Mai’s neck. The big turning point comes when Mai tries to superplex Fire, but Fire hangs on, and shoves Mai off, Mai falls hard and lands on the back of her head, Fire turns around on the ropes and lands a perfect BEST FIRESAULT EVER! She covers, hooking the leg, one, two, NO! Mai kicks out! Fire can’t believe it!
Fire pulls Mai to her feet and sets her up for the MOOSEKILLER! But her knee gives just a little, and Mai is able to slip free from her grip. Mai lands behind Fire, spins her around and grabs her around the waist, cris-crossing her arms, Mai lifts her and hits the FLORIDA KEY! Mai bridges hard, one……two……THREE! NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!
WINNER in 42:27 and NEW OOWF Intercontinental champion – Mai Muyo
The referee hands Mai the title and she hugs it to her body and seems overwhelmed with emotion. Fire remains on the mat, clearly not happy at all about the loss. The two of them get to their feet and for a second it looks like Fire is going to attack, but then she holds out her hand. Mai once again eyes her carefully, and gives a quick shake. Fire bails out of the ring and heads to the back and lets Mai enjoy her moment of triumph.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. MIRANDA WILLIAMS – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match“Stompa” plays and Miranda Williams makes her way to the ring. She steps between the ropes and paces around the ring nervously. “Royals” plays and Alexander Darling comes out to the top of the ramp, flanked by Alexis, Carter and Albright. They make their way to the ring and slowly circle. Miranda backs into a corner and keeps an eye on them. They step into the ring and Alex hops onto the corner turnbuckle while the other three stand in front of him. Alex has a mic, and something to say
I have heard a lot of talk about Royalty this week. It seems a lot of people think Fire leaving somehow makes us weaker. The fact is, that couldn’t be further from the truth. If Fire’s heart really wasn’t in it, then her leaving only made us stronger. I know those who remain are solidly committed to Royalty. I know those who remain are loyal to the cause.<Alex pauses for a moment to let the words sink in>
that said………the perception is still that we are weak. That we are not THE dominant force in the OOWF. Even LD Williams called us out saying it was HIM and not us that drove the OOWF. To tell you the truth……..that kind of thinking is just unacceptable. You people out there in the audience, and especially you people in the back need to understand something, WE are Royalty. You don’t BREATHE unless we allow you to breathe. LD Williams is not the lynch pin of the OOWF, Royalty is. We say and do what we want, when we want, and to whomever we want. It appears that some people have forgotten that simple lesson………..which is why this needs to happen.Alex drops the mic and Alexis, Rory and Carter charge across the ring and attack Miranda. She fights them off for a second, but the numbers are too great and soon enough they beat her down to the mat. As this is going on, the cage is lowering. The locker room empties, but they can’t get there fast enough. The cage comes all the way down, and Carter pulls a chain and lock from his pants pocket and chains the door shut. Mai, Dre, Folz, the Murphy’s and LD are all down at ringside trying to get into the cage. Alex shakes his head and looks at them with a smirk on his face. He finally hops off the turnbuckle and orders Royalty to bring him Miranda. They drag her across the ring and Alex lifts her onto his shoulders and hits a DARLING DRIVER!
He steps back and Royalty go back to work. Carter hits the FINAL TESTIMONY, Lexie tries to break her neck with a BRAINBUSTER, and Rory adds to her misery with a PILEDRIVER! Alex stands over Miranda and looks down at her, then locks eyes with LD on the outside, who is beside himself with rage. He pulls Miranda up and lifts her onto his shoulders again, again, not once looking away from LD, then DRIVES her to the mat. Miranda’s neck twists sickeningly and she lies motionless on the mat. Darling stands over her and puts a boot on her chest, still glaring at LD, Lexie grabs the ref and forces him makes the three count, and Royalty all have a good laugh.
Finally, someone gains control of the cage, and it starts to rise. The second it is up enough to get under the steel, LD slides into the ring and makes a beeline for Darling, but Alex and the rest of Royalty escape through the crowd. LD drops to his knees next to Miranda, medics race to the ring. They brace her neck and slowly get her on a board and take her from the ring onto a waiting stretcher. They wheel her up the ramp, Dre, Dee, DK, Folz and Mai are following, but LD remains standing in the ring, a blank stare on his face. Finally Moose and Stank head to the ring, they walk up to LD and it seems to snap him out of it. Without a word, he leaves the ring and heads up the ramp, Stank and Moose follow.
Russ: That was disgusting! Miranda Williams EARNED that title shot, and Royalty tried to end her career!
Razz: Russ……I am at a loss here. I don’t like the way her neck bent……..I’ve seen that before, and it never ends well. I am scared to death that we may have just seen the last of Miranda Williams
Russ: This is sickening! This is professional wrestling, what Royalty just did goes so far beyond that……it’s criminal! That’s what it is! They should all be thrown in jail!
Razz: folks, we are out of time……..be sure to keep checking with oowfTV, as soon as we hear anything on Miranda’s condition, we will break into programming and give you the news. I hate to end on such a somber note, but for Russ, I’m Razz………goodnightThanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action! Be sure to check out the Blood on the Walls 3 PPV, April 26th, Live! From Breakneck, Connecticut. Don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem! Wednesday, April 1st 2015, Live! From San Juan, Puerto Rico Did you see something you really liked? Post it here, in the 2015 Awards Reminder Thread. Please join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights! And be sure to check out the full OOWF Archive and read up on the 10-year plus history of the OOWF!
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