OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#677)
Live! From Bumpass, Virginia
April 15, 2015
STANK (w/Moosehead Jack) vs. JINX (w/Spazz)The PHWF World Tag Team Champions, the Bay Bridge Boyz, Jinx and Spazz are announced first. Since they are not stupid, Spazz stays at ringside knowing Moose is coming out with Stank. The crowd gives them quite the ovation as they race to the ring. When Jinx takes his shirt off, all the young girls in the crowd suddenly hit puberty and squeal with delight. “Skin” plays and the OOWF Onslaught champion, Stank comes out with Moosehead Jack, chomping on a cigar, right behind him. Stank looks like he is in no mood for shit tonight. The big man steps between the ropes and before the bell rings he attacks!
While the match is going on Moose joins the commentary team
Russ: Well, evidently we are being joined by the newest manager in the OOWF
Razz: Welcome to the table Moose, broadening your horizons a bit more?
MHJ: You know, one day I might just take your job Russ, I mean, how hard can this be?
Russ: Harder than you think
MHJ: Talking isn’t all that hard
Russ: Ok, well, while you are here then, why are you managing? Some believe it is just to give you free reign to interfere in matches
MHJ: See, it’s that kind of unjustified slander that I have to fight every single day
Razz: So, wait, you are denying you are a remorseless psychotic sociopath?
MHJ: No, of course not, all those things are true. But a license just so I can interfere in matches? Like not having a license ever stopped me before
Razz: He has a point there
Russ: But why managing?
MHJ: Russ, I have done it all, three time grand slam champion, heel of the decade, one of only three men to hold championship gold over nine hundred days in the OOWF, none of which are Alexander Darling by the way, so I decided to impart my vast wrestling knowledge on anyone who wants it. Specifically Chloe and Edra
Russ: And Stank?
MHJ: Nah, I’m just out here to watch Lucas beat the shit out of this Bay Bridge MoronStank backs Jinx into the corner and clubs him with brutal punches and forearms to the side of the head. Jinx fires a few shots back, but they have no effect other than to piss Stank off. Stank grabs Jinx by the head and slams him between the eyes with a headbutt. Jinx drops to the mat, Stank yanks him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a clothesline on the rebound, but Jinx ducks it and springs off the middle rope, and takes Stank down with a TORNADO DDT! Stank pops right back to his feet and Jinx nails a drops kick to Stank’s jaw that sends him into the corner. Jinx charges in and tries a big splash, but Stank swats him to the mat with a URINAGE! Jinx is stunned and pulls himself up using the ropes, as he gets to his feet, Stank charges in and clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor.
MHJ: ‘scuse me guys, this poor kid looks like he needs some of my worldly advice <Moose drops his headphones on the table>
Russ: Why do I not believe a word that comes out of his mouth?
Razz: It’s Moosehead Jack, you can trust him……..at least according to him….. The referee warns Moose not to touch him, Moose gives the “who me?” look. He helps Jinx to his feet and brushes him off and pats him on the back. As soon as the referee turns around to get Stank away from the ropes, Moose CLOTHESLINES Jinx, damn near out of his boots! Moose grabs him and shoots him under the bottom rope. Spazz races around the ring, leaps off the stairs and NAILS Jack with a clothesline! He pulls Moose to his feet and rolls him into the ring and follows. The four men brawl around the ring for a minute, and the referee seems to be content with this turning into a tag match.
The ref orders Spazz out of the ring, then does the same to Moose, as soon as Jack steps out of the ring, Stank tags him in, Moose charges in and BLINDSIDES Jinx, knees him in the gut and PLANTS him with a DDT! Moose pulls Jinx up and tags in Stank, the big man steps into the ring and goes to the corner and starts climbing the ropes, what is he doing? Moose sets Jinx up and hits a PACKAGE PILDERIVER! Jinx is OUT, Moose gets to his feet and charges to the BBB corner and attacks Spazz as he tries to make the save. On the opposite side of the ring, Stank leaps off the top rope and hits a FLYING ELBOW! GOOD GOD! JINX IS DEAD! He covers and the three is academic.
WINNER in 4:18 – Stank (and, technically, Moosehead Jack)
Moose is hammering Spazz with punches to the face, he pulls him up and whips him at Stank, who lifts him onto his shoulders for the STANK-U. Stank keeps him up there for a moment, Moose climbs the ropes and jumps, dropping a knee across the back of Spazz’s head just before Stank DRIVES him to the mat. Not a good night for the PHWF World Tag Team Champions.
ECOSYSTEM & TYTAN vs. SISTERS OF SIN (w/Moosehead Jack)Kanye West's “New Slaves” (Instrumental – thank God we don't have to hear his voice) brings out Tytan, bokken in hand, and Ecosystem in full suit and tie. They walk down to the ringside table and Tytan grabs a microphone while Eco begins taking off the shirt and tie.
“Sisters of Sin, you made the biggest mistake of your miserable lives pissing me off. You think you two girls are anywhere near our level?”
Ecosystem takes the microphone from Tytan.
“I made the biggest mistake by allowing John Ross to convince me to bring back Power. Now the Sisters of Sin are reunited, and they're in our way. Ladies...”
Sister Sin's “Fight Song” begins playing, and out comes Chloe and Edra at the top of the ramp. They raise their hands before turning and making a path for their manager, Moosehead Jack. Jack walks out, a white linen jacket and Panama hat over his usual camo shorts and t-shirt. The sisters walk three steps behind him as they reach the ring. Chloe and Edra climb to the apron and hold the ropes as Moose enters the ring, microphone in hand.
“These two are more than you give them credit for being. They destroyed each other because they were just pissed off. Now that they have a purpose...and each other...just think what they will do to you. Ladies, get them.”
And with that, Chloe and Edra hit the ropes and dive over onto Tytan and Ecosystem, and begin brawling away. The referee begins trying to get the fight into the ring, and eventually Tytan throws Chloe into the ring and the ref scurries in and calls for the bell. Tytan tries to keep Chloe bottled up against the ropes and pounding away, but Chloe fights back, throwing Tytan across the ropes but he reverses and Chloe leaps into a Thesz Press and just pounds away at Tytan's head. Meanwhile Eco is being womanhandled by Edra who picks him up and tries to Powerbomb him into the Israeli Announce Table but apparently Eco has some of his sister's resistance and he reverses it, sending Edra flying into the corner post. Eco is smiling as he sees the post has busted open Edra. He begins to pursue her until he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns and Moosehead Jack slams Eco in the face with Chloe's Branding Iron. Moose helps Edra up and takes her to the opposite corner. He checks her and speaks several soft words to her. Edra nods and climbs up onto the apron. The movement distracts Chloe who, seeing her sister bloodied, smiles and grabs Tytan by the hair and begins biting him on the forehead! The referee begins counting and Chloe stops right before the five count.
Chloe picks up a now bleeding Tytan and grabs him by the hair to run him into the turnbuckle, but Tytan gets his foot up at the corner and blocks it before grabbing Chloe by the hair and slamming her head five times into each of the three turnbuckles, then begins kicking Chloe in the back of the head as the referee begins the count. Chloe is dazed as she suddenly finds herself in the wrong corner. As she reaches her feet Ecosystem is there to guillotine her on the top rope and Chloe falls back. There's an extended sequence where Chloe is bottled up by Tytan and Ecosystem in their corner. Each time Edra or Moose make a move to intervene, the referee puts them back and Tytan and Eco wreak havoc on Chloe. Frequent tags keep Tytan and Ecosystem fresh, and Chloe needs a tag. As Eco is in the ring, Chloe begins to fight her way out of the corner and heads across the ring, but Eco rakes Chloe's eyes and...he goes for it… ENF! ENF! Eco's New Finisher! He goes to pin Chloe but Moose puts Chloe's leg over the bottom rope and points that out to the referee. Eco picks up Chloe for a DDT in the middle of the ring, then begins to climb the turnbuckle. That brings Edra into the ring, but Tytan moves to cut her off...and Edra SPEARS Tytan through the ropes. The referee is trying to break them up as Eco ascends to the top rope...and Moose jumps on the apron and begins slamming away on Eco's legs with Chloe's Branding Iron. Eco falls out of the ring to the floor. Moose rolls him back into the ring as the referee is able to get Edra and Tytan back to their corners. Chloe rolls to the corner and gets the tag to Edra who comes in a house of fire on Ecosystem. Edra throws Ecosystem into the ropes...POWERSLAM! Edra picks up Ecosystem...front face lock...POWERDRIVER! Edra goes to cover Ecosystem but Tytan makes his way back into the ring and breaks up the pin. As the referee begins to put Tytan out Edra runs over and SPEARS Tytan and that sends him flying out of the ring. Edra then tags her sister and point to the top turnbuckle. Chloe nods and sits on the top turnbuckle while Edra throws Ecosystem into the ropes...GORILLA PRESS..Edra walks to the corner and Chloe grabs Eco by the head...CORKSCREW from the Top Rope! Edra stands over her sister and challenges Tytan to come and break up the pin, but he's still on the floor and Chloe gets the pin!
WINNERS in 22:44 – The Sisters of Sin!
The referee holds up the sister's arms but they throw their arms down and gesture for Moose to come into the ring. Moose raises their arms and there's a moment of peace before Edra moves to hug Moose, a gesture that Chloe takes umbrage at. The shoving match ends up with Moose grabbing Chloe by the hair and looking into her eyes...then giving her a big hug. The three hug in the middle of the ring and then Moose raises their arms, a big smile on Moose and Edra's faces, but a look of suspicion on Chloe's face as they leave the ring.
ROYALTY vs. LD WILLIAMS, CHAD MADISON, MATT FOLZ & GHOSTHEAD – No Disqualification Street FightChad Madison, Ghosthead, Matt Folz and L.D. Williams enter the arena together. Chad acknowledges the crowd, and Folz nods once, but Ghosthead and Williams might as well be in an empty room. They climb into the ring and conduct various activities to warm up. Royalty’s music hits, and the crowd does their best to boo them out of the building. Naturally, Royalty enjoys the reaction, and they stroll to the ring. As they approach ringside, Chad sprints for the ropes and dives. Royalty scatters, but Chad grabs the top rope as he goes over and lands smirking on the apron. As Royalty gets back up, Ghosthead dives over the ropesand Chad, leveling the whole group. Chad, Folz, and Williams head to the floor, and the brawl is on. Referee Davis Hightower shrugs and calls for the bell.
Williams goes right after the champion and Alex meets him head on, both men swinging for the fences. Alex starts to get an advantage, until Williams hits a drop toehold that sends his face into the ring steps. Williams tries for a curbstomp on the steps, but Albright hits him with a flying tackle. Albright rolls to his feet to press the attack, but Folz hits a release German suplex that drives Albright's head into the apron. On the other side of the ring, Ghosthead drags Carter to his feet and blasts him with a forearm. Alexis nails Ghosthead from behind with a low blow before he can follow up, and Carter runs him face-first into the ringpost. Chad is waiting for Alexis as she gets up, and pops her with a superkick. He shoves Alexis under the ropes, and Hightower puts down the book he's been reading and wanders over as Chad follows her in. Chad snaps Alexis over with a suplex, then goes to the ropes and hits a legdrop. He sits Alexis up and goes to the ropes again, but Carter hooks his leg and yanks him off his feet.
Carter slides into the ring and stomps Chad into the mat. Alexis joins him, and Carter sets Chad up so that Alexis can spike him into the mat with a bulldog. They pull Chad to his feet and shove him into the corner. After working him over with kicks, they hit a tandem suplex. Carter floats over into a cover, while Alexis dives through the ropes onto Folz, who has Albright trapped in an ankle lock. Chad kicks out at two and tries to battle back to his feet, but his bell has clearly been rung. Carter has the advantage until Chad shoves him backward into Ghosthead. Carter turns around, and the bloody Death's Knell blasts him with the black mist! Carter collapses, clawing at his eyes, and Ghosthead covers. Hightower counts, but Albright manages to crawl in and break it up in time.
Williams and Alex have made it to their feet and brawled up the aisle to the entrance. Williams tries to throw the champion off the stage, but Alex blocks with an elbow to the gut and hits a snapmare. A Royalty fan (there has to be at least one)holds up a chair and Alex takes it. He tries to slam it into Williams' head but he rolls out of the way. Williams gets to his feet and kicks the chair, driving it hard into Alex's unmentionables. Alex drops the chair and doubles over. Williams grabs him and sets up the Canadian Destroyer, but Alex reverses and drives his head into the stage.
Alex staggers toward ringside, where Alexis has Folz propped in the corner of the railing and is driving repeated knees into his face. The siblings pull Folz to his feet and ram him into the ring apron. As they do, Chad grabs the top rope and swings through, nailing the Darlings with a split legged dropkick. Chad goes after Alex and tries to shove him under the ropes, but Alexis headbutts him from behind. Alexis hooks Chad from behind and Alex hits a superkick as she hits a German suplex. Folz lurches to his feet at the same time and catches Alex with a leg-trap suplex. Folz grabs the top section of the ring steps, and it looks like he's going to brain the champion, but Alexis spears him and he drops the steps on the ring apron.
Inside the ring, Carter and Albright have gained the edge on Ghosthead. Carter pins his arms, and Albright nails the K.O.U.F. out. Carter points at the stairs on the apron, and Albright drags them into the ring. Carter hauls Ghosthead over and sets up the Fall From Grace on the steps. Chad is in and nails Carter with a dropkick. He does the same to Albright, but when he tries for another on Carter, Carter catches him and drives his head into the mat. Outside, Folz whips Alexis into the apron, but she uses the momentum to slide under the ropes. Folz follows her in, but Alexis is waiting and stomps his head into the mat. She bounces off the second rope and drives her knee into the back of his head. She tries to do it again, but Ghosthead snags her out of the air and slams her to the mat. Albright sprints across the ring and clotheslines Ghosthead, taking them both over the ropes to the floor. Alex climbs onto the apron, but Chad nails him with a superkick, sending him back to the floor. Chad scales the ropes and dives, taking down Alex, Ghosthead and Albright.
Left with a two-on-one, Carter and Alexis pull Folz to his feet and slam him into the corner. Alexis pummels him with forearms and kicks as Carter slides to the outside and drags a table from under the ring. He shoves it under the ropes and sets it up over top of the stairs. He joins Alexis in the corner, and they drag Folz over and lay him on the table. Carter punches Folz in the head, keeping him in place while Alexis scales the ropes. Before Alexis can leap, Williams hops onto the apron and shoves her, sending her toppling to the floor. Carter launches himself at Williams, who grabs the ropes and manages to keep from falling off the apron. As they exchange punches, Folz rolls off the table and comes up behind Carter. Folz ducks under and lifts Carter up so he’s sitting on his shoulders. Williams climbs up and leaps, grabbing Carter and flipping him over into a piledriver through the table into the stairs. Carter crumbles to the mat and lies unmoving. Alexis crawls into the ring and tries to reach him, but Folz holds her back while Williams covers and Hightower makes a quick three count.
WINNERS, in 25:48, Chad Madison, Ghosthead, Matt Folz & L.D. Williams.
After the match: Both Alexis and Hightower call for help, and EMTs rush the ring. As they work on Carter, Alexander checks on Albright, then climbs into the ring. Williams and Folz are met in the aisle by Ghosthead and a stunned Chad Madison. Before they exit, Williams locks eyes with the Champion and holds up an index finger, as if to say ‘that’s one’.
DRE GAINES vs. ROAD BANGER THRASH vs. TARIAN – Winner Gets an Onslaught Championship Shot at the PPVWe see Tarian in the back heading toward the ring. As he rounds the corner, he bumps into Rory Albright, who appears to be in a particularly foul mood. Albright shakes his head for a second as Tarian passes, then takes his lead pipe and SLAMS Tarian right on the back of the head! Tarian goes down in a heap.
It’s about time you fucking rookies learned some RESPECT!Albright locks in a FUJIWARA ARM BAR and pushes off the wall for more leverage. The pain appears to bring Tarian back around and be howls in pain. The noise brings OOWF officials running, Albright leans back further and we hear an audible, sickening SNAP. Tarian’s howls of pain suddenly stop and one of the officials begins calling for medical. They pull Albright off of Tarian and shove him away, Albright turns and spits on the fallen Tarian and finally storms away. The camera catches a quick shot of Tarian’s arm, bent at an angle that is NOT natural.
Back in the ring, Road Banger Thrash and Dre Gaines are both in the ring waiting for Tarian when an official races to the ring and lets them know what has happened. Looks like it will have to be a straight one on one match. The referee calls for the bell and the two shake hands.
They lock up and RBT backs Dre into the corner and tries a an elbow to the jaw, but Dre blocks it and spins RBT around and slams him between the eyes with a headbutt. RBT staggers out of the corner, Dre climbs to the middle rope and hits a nice clothesline that drops the big man.
The two go at it for over fifteen minutes. The turning point comes when RBT climbs to the middle rope and tries a double axe handle to Dre, Dre side steps the move and RBT lands awkwardly and falls to the mat grabbing his knee. RBT gets to his feet and tries to put weight on his knee and falls right back to the mat. Clearly something has gone wrong. After a brief second of confusion, Dre grabs RBT’s leg (the one not injured) and flips him over into an STF! RBT fights it for a moment, then taps out. Didn’t exactly look like that was the planned finish there.
WINNER in 16:11 – Dre Gaines
After the match, Dre helps RBT to his feet, pain is etched across RBT’s face. Dre helps him to the ropes, then several officials help him out of the ring and to the back. Dre remains in the ring and claps for the fallen Thrash, the fans give him a standing ovation.
BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. MURPHY’S LAW – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match“Warrior’s Code” plays and DK and Dee Murphy make their way to the ring. The Virginia crowd roars as they step into the ring. The Murphy’s huddle in the corner while “Insane in the Brain” plays and the OOWF World Tag Team Champions, Justin Sane and Awesome Bill From Dawsonville make their way to the ring on Drunkey and Drunkette while Ellie May From Elijay follows behind them on her likkercycle. They circle the ring, then Justin and Bill hitch their rides and they climb into the ring and the crowd goes insane! Say what you will about Banned From Everywhere, the fans LOVE them, maybe Firewoman should worry about outselling them!
Bill and DK lock up and DK takes Bill to the mat with an arm drag. Bill pops back to his feet and DK lunges at him and catches him with a EUROPEAN UPPERCUT that sends Bill stumbling back into the ML corner. DK tags in Dee who snapmares Bill to the mat, then lands a hard kick to the back of his head. Dee slams him to the mat and covers, but Bill kicks out at two. Dee pulls Bill to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Bill ducks and hits her with a flying shoulder block on the rebound sending her sprawling. Bill pulls Dee to her feet and scoops her up and throws her over his shoulder and tags in Justin. Bill PLANTS Dee with a POWERSLAM as Justin climbs the ropes. Bill gets to his feet and heads to the corner and throws Justin off ROCKET LAUNCHER! Justin hits the splash and covers, but Dee kicks out at two.
Justin gets to his feet and waits for Dee to get to hers, grabs her in a side headlock and points to the corner for the HIGH RISK HEADLOCK but Dee pushes him off before they get to the turnbuckle, Justin slams into the corner sternum first and staggers backward, Dee grabs him and hits a DRAGON SUPLEX dumping Justin hard on the back of his head. Dee covers, but somehow Justin kicks out at two.
Dee grabs Justin’s legs and tries to lock him up in an IRISH CLOVERLEAF, but Justin grabs an inside cradle and gets a quick two count. Dee escapes and gets to her feet again just as Justin does, when he turns around, Dee nearly takes his head off with a spinning heel kick, then drags Justin to the Murphs corner and tags in DK. She pulls Justin up and holds him while DK comes off the middle rope with a double axe handle to the face. DK coves Justin, but Justin kicks out at two.
DK pulls Justin to his feet and PLANTS him with a DDT, then covers again, but once again Justin shows his resiliency and kicks out at two. DK keeps Justin on the mat and works a hammerlock, turning it into the RINGS OF SATURN. The referee is right there asking for a submission, but Justin won’t give up. The crowd roars for a tag. Justin slowly fights free and gets to his feet. DK whips him to the ropes and tries a clothesline, Justin ducks it and bounds off the ropes and connects with a FLYING HEADBUTT straight to DK’s chest! DK hits the mat and balls up in pain. With the crowd cheering him on, Justin slowly crawls to his corner and makes the tag just as DK was about to grab him and pull him back to the corner!
Bill comes in like a house on fire (house of fire?) and drops DK with a BIONIC ELBOW! Dee comes in and gets one for her trouble. DK pops back up and gets another. Dee is up SHE gets another, somewhere Dusty Rhodes is weeping with joy on his way to tha pay windaw on tha mothaship! Bill pulls both Murphy’s up……DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER! Dee falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring to the floor. DK staggers a few steps, takes a few swings at nothing in particular, then does a face first flop that would make Ric Flair proud. Bill rolls DK over and covers, but Murphy kicks out at two.
Bill drags DK to the BFE corner and tags in Justin, then grabs DK’s legs. WAZZZZUP! Justin leaps off the top rope and lands a headbutt right to the groinal area of DK Murphy! Murph writhes in pain on the mat, sensing victory, Justin once again heads to the top rope and goes for the MOMENT OF CLARITY! Justin leaps, but DK rolls out of the way and Justin crashes and burns!
DK gets to his feet and waits for Justin to get up, and KILLS him with the MURDEROUS RIGHT followed by the LEFT HOOK FROM HELL! Justin is OUT! DK tags in Dee and they wait for Justin to get to his feet…….CALL OF THE WILD! Dee covers and DK keeps Bill from making the save, one…….two……THREE! NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
WINNERS in 20:04 and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Murphy’s Law
The Murphy’s get the tag titles and hug, then help Justin to his feet. Justin is woozy and staggers around the ring and seems to have no idea where he is (how can we tell?) the Murphy’s shake their hands and Bill raises their arms in victory, which pops the crowd HUGE. They help Justin out of the ring and saddle him up, he is facing the wrong way, but it doesn’t really matter, Drunkette knows the way
FIREWOMAN vs. MAI MUYO – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchHero plays and Mai Muyo bounces her way to the ring to a HUGE ovation. She stped through the ropes and poses in the corner until
Terror starts to play. Firewoman comes out, Intercontinental Title around her waist. She gets a pretty mixed reaction from the crown here in Bumpass. She stares at Mai as she crosses the ring and climbs the turnbuckle, then pulls the belt off and holds it high. The lights come back on and the combatants take opposite corners as we get our full boxing style introductions
We get a bell and a collar and elbow tie up. Mai breaks and Fire shoves her HARD. Mai replies in kind. Back and forth the pushing and shoving goes until Fire pops her in the jaw with an elbow. Mai fires right back with a kick to the temple. That's all she wrote for now, as the both of them charge each other and collapse in a pile of flying fists and hair, rolling around the mat, each one gaining the upper hand, only to be rolled over and mounted seconds later. The poor referee has a heck of a time pulling them apart.
Russ:
Things are staring out a little chippy in this matchRazz:
A little chippy? I've seen fewer chips in a casino pit Russ!He manages to get things settled, and we get a normal start to the match. Fire shoots Mai into the ropes, Mai ducks the ensuing clothesline. Fire catches Mai's cross body and hits a fall away slam... and Mai lands on her feet. Mai waits until Fire turns around to throw a dropkick, so Fire catches her ankle and Mai hits the mat hard. Fire grabs the legs and starts wrapping them in a Cloverleaf, but Mai monkey flips her into the corner. It is Fire's turn to land on her feet, and she backdrops the charging Mai over the ropes. Mai lands on her feet on the apron, ducks a clothesline, shoulder blocks Fire to double her over, and sunset flips herself back int he ring with a pinning predicament on Fire. Fire uses the momentum from the Sunset flip to roll through and tries to kick at Mai, who swats her foot away and pops to her feet. The crowd roars as the two women step back and reassess their positions.
Russ:
These two have faced each other so many times in recent months, they know exactly what's comingRazz:
Reversal after counter after reversal, this is off the chain!We get a second lock up and Fire snags a hammerlock. Standing switch and Mai has the hammerlock now. Fire back elbows Mai, who ducks and turns the momentum into a belly to back suplex, which Fire lands on her feet from, leaving her open to a spinning kick from Mai. Fire get sher hands up to lessen the blow, and kips to her feet first, trying to catch Mai off guard with a knee to the head. Mai sees that coming and catches Fire's leg for a dragon screw leg whip, which Fire blocks and they tumble weirdly to the floor. Both wrestlers get to their feet quickly and roll back in the ring, squaring off and circling each other once again.
They lock up again, and Fire takes control of the match with a couple of chops and elbows to the face. She bulldogs Mai to the mat, then sets her up for the Fire Stomp. Mai twists her way free and Fire nails her with a running knee strike. Fire scoops her up for the Ciao Baby Scoop Slam. Fire drops an elbow, then pulls her up and DDTs her back down to the mat. A Springboard Firesault gets a 2 count, and Fire pulls her up into a chinlock.
Mai reaches up and grabs Fire's head, then drops down and stuns her way free. Mai blasts Fire with a couple of elbow strikes, then snags her around the waist for the Mai Driver, but Fire kicks out at 2. Mai hits a spinning kick to the back of the head and pulls Fire into position The End Is Here! Mai starts to spin, and Fire twists through it and hits a neck breaker. She gets to her feet first, only to have Mai sweep her legs out from under her and in a flash, Fire is locked in the Trinitarian Triangle Choke. Fire is at the ropes and grabs them, getting her a clean break, albeit not until a four count had elapsed.
Fire gets to her feet and eats an uppercut. Mai hits the ENDGAME! She scrambles to the top turnbuckle.. SAVIOR SPLASH! She covers, hooks the leg. One..... Two..... Thr-NO! Fire kicks out. and Mai cannot believe it! She stares slack-jawed at the referee holding up 2 fingers at her.
Russ:
How was that not the matchRazz:
With the look on her face, Mai can't believe it either.Fire uses Mai's disbelief to snag her by the head and pull her up.. DARLING DRIVER! Fire goes up top. BEST FIRESAULT EVER One..... Two..... Thr-NO! And Now Fire is beside herself in the official's face.
Russ:
ANOTHER Near Fall!Razz:
Fire is NOT a happy camper right now!Mai pops to her feet and catches Fire with an enziguri. She suplexes Fire and sets her up for a tornado DDT. Fire shoves her away and hits a tilt-a-whirl slam. Fire throws a leg drop and Mai rolls out of the way. They both hit the ropes and we get a vicious looking double clothesline spot, and both women's heads seeming bounce off the mat simultaneously. The referee checks in on both of them before starting his count. Mai is up first and scoops Fire up for a body slam. Fire turns it into a Small Package. One..... Two..... Mai Reverses it. One..... Two..... And Fire grabs the bottom rope to break the count. They both pop up and throw dropkicks at each other, both landing awkwardly.
Fire is up first this time and spears Mai nearly out of her boots. Fire again looks for the Firestomp, and again Mai twists her way out of her opponent's grasp. Mai gets shot into the ropes and she blocks the hip toss. Mai knees Fire in the gut and lifts her up for a Brainbuster! SHe hits the ropes for RVD's Rolling Thunder... and lands back first on Fire's raised knees.
Fire drags Mai up by the hair and pulls Mai's head between her knees and looks to the crowd. She grabs her by the waist and lifts her for a power bomb. She must have forgotten Wresting Rule #45736; YOU CAN"T POWERBOMB MAI MUYO! But Fire is ready for this and she SHOVES Mai in mid flip, causing Mai to tumble over the ropes and hard to the floor. Fire hits the ropes immediately and planchas over the top, crashing into Mai just as she was getting to her feet. Both crash into the barricade and are sprawled out on the floor. The referee starts his count. One..... Two..... Three..... Four..... Five..... Six..... Seven.....
Fire rolls back inside and breaks the count. Mai climbs on the apron and ducks an elbow, she vaults over the ropes and somersaults over Fire's back, lands on her feet and nails Fire with a spinning heel kick. Fire lands in JUST the right spot near the corner, so Mai scrambles to the top.... but Fire played a little possum and runs up the ropes behind her. They balance n the top turnbuckle, battling for position. Fire catches Mai and lifts her up for a Superplex. Mai blocks it, gets herself in a better position and grabs Fire around the waist.. OVERHEAD RELEASE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Both women crash to the mat hard. The referee checks on both, and Mai stirs first. Slowly and dramatically, she crawls over to where Fire lays and drapes an arm over her neck. The referee slides into position... One.. Two.... The bell Sounds/Fire rolls her shoulder.. Three!
Russ:
What.. what just happened here Razz?Razz:
I don't know. Did the bell ring before the referee counted to three?Russ:
I think Firewoman got her shoulder up firstRazz:
Do we have a new Champion?Russ:
Do We even have a decision?Razz:
This is crazy!Inside the ring, both Fire and Mai are leaning through the ropes, making their cases to the referee, who is on the floor talking with the timekeeper. The referee grabs the belt and steps back in the ring.
Ring Announcer Mike Elevenbee:
Ladies and Gentlemen, This Match is a Time Limit Draw. Still Your Intercontinental Champion, FIREWOMAN!Mai SNTACHES the belt from the referee's hands and goes nose to nose with Fire... and after few tense seconds steps back and holds the belt out for Fire to take. Fire does so slowly, not sure what to expect. Mai goes to the top turnbuckle and poses for the crowd while Fire makes her way back up the ramp and we fade to black.
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