OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#678)
Live! From FedEx Field, Washington DC
April 22, 2015
MOOSEHEAD JACK & GHOSTHEAD vs. TYTAN & ECOSYSTEM – No Disqualification MatchThis match is announced as a no disqualification because, honestly, did anyone see this match going more than five minutes without someone getting disqualified? Moose and Ghost are announced first and make their way to the ring. Ghost stands stoically in one corner while Moose sits slumped in the other. Tytan and Ecosystem are announced and Tytan makes a beeline toward Moose.
Jack rolls out of the ring and meets Tytan as he heads around the ring and the two of them begin throwing punches. Eco is not in QUITE the hurry to get to the ring. While Moose and Tytan are beating the hell out of one another outside the ring, Eco slowly steps between the ropes and eyes Ghost.
On the outside, Tytan gets the better of Moose and hammers him with straight punches to the face (telegram be damned!). Moose staggers away and grabs anything not nailed down and tosses it back at Tytan trying to get separation. Tytan knocks everything aside, until one of the monitors from the Chilean Announce Table catches him on the temple and drops him to one knee. Moose takes his opportunity and charges in and KILLS Tytan with a SHINING WIZARD that sends Tytan to the floor.
While Moose tries to choke the life out of Tytan outside the ring, Eco slowly steps into the ring and calls for a mic. Ghost’s expression never changes, but the crowd boos the hell out of Eco.
Ghost……..Ghosthead……..The Ghostface Killa………..Jared Mann……..<Ghost bristles at this and a sneer crosses his face
what we have here…….is a failure……to communicate. Some men…….you just can’t reach……so, we get what we have here tonight, which……is the way he wants it! Well…….he won’t get it! I don’t like it any more than you do……….<Ghost starts out of the corner slowly toward Eco>
So…….uh…….hey, how about we just let THOSE two fight it out, and you and I……..buddy……we can just………watch…………<Tytan lays his hand over the top of the mic cutting him off. Eco’s eyes get big and he swallows hard. Ghost pulls the mic from Eco’s hand and tosses it out of the ring. Eco smiles and tries to offer his hand and…..>
Ghost lands a SPINNING BACK FIST to the side of Eco’s head! Eco staggers into the corner and Ghost charges and KILLS Eco with a flying forearm to the jaw. Eco drops to the mat sitting in the corner and Ghost puts the boots to him until he is flat on the mat, then stands on his throat in the corner.
Moose lets go of Tytan and gets to his feet and grabs a chair. As Tytan stands up Moose SLAMS the chair down on his head. Tytan hits the floor and grabs his head in pain. With Tytan down Moose races around the ring and motions to Ghost, Ghost smirks and stops choking Eco long enough to spin him around. Eco looks up, wondering what’s next, then Moose grabs his legs and POSTS him crotch first!
Eco howls in pain and tries to roll out of the ring, but Moose grabs him and lands several shots to the face, then rolls him back into the ring. Ghost pulls Eco to his feet and sends him to the ropes and nearly takes his head off with a clothesline. Eco rolls to the floor again and Moose is right there to land kicks and punches while Ghost waits in the ring. On the other side of the ring, we see Tytan sitting on the floor recovering, he reaches up and touches his head and sees blood all over his hand. Tytan snarls and crawls to the ring and rummages, he pulls out two packs of light tubes and grabs a couple of chairs. He opens the boxes of tubes and lays them across the chairs. Tytan turns around and stalks Moose. As Jack rolls Eco into the ring, Tytan races around the ring and DESTROYS Jack with RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
Inside the ring, Ghost goes after Eco, Eco tries to beg off, but Ghost has none of it, he grabs Eco by the head and is about to drive a knee to his face when Eco lands a LOW BLOW! Ghost falls to the mat in pain, Eco gets to his feet and goes to work. Eco pulls Ghost up and whips him to the ropes and stops him cold with a knee to the gut. Juni grabs Ghost and lifts him for a vertical suplex, then then drops to one knee and DRIVES the back of Ghost’s head against his knee. Ghost falls to the mat in pain and Eco covers, but the ref kicks out at two. Eco shoves the ref away, showing far more aggression than we are used to. Eco pulls a chain from his tights and wraps it around his fist and repeatedly hammers Ghost in the face. Soon Blood is running off of Ghost’s forehead and pooling on the mat. The referee steps in to see if he should stop it, but Eco once again shoves him away.
Tytan drags Moose around the ring to his light tube set up, then grabs him from behind in full nelson, lifts him in the air and DRIVES him down FACE FIRST through the glass tubes! Moose grabs his face and writhes in pain on the floor, blood already running between his fingers and down his face! There is broken glass and blood everywhere!
Tytan stands over Moose and watches him bleed with a satisfied grin on his face. Inside the ring Eco pulls Ghost to his feet and throws him in the corner and continues punching him with the chain. After a couple of hard shots, Eco’s face is splattered with Ghost’s blood, but it doesn’t slow him down. Tytan sees Eco decimating Ghost, grabs Moose and pulls him up and we see Moose is a HORRIFIC bloody mess, like, shotgun blast to the face bloody, and throws him into the ring. As Tytan steps into the ring, Eco looks away from Ghost and sees Moose, and gives a “nice job” nod to Tytan.
Eco throws Ghost out of the ring and points to Moose. Tytan grabs Moose and pulls him up and KILLS him with a hard clothesline. Eco nods in approval and says “AGAIN”. Tytan pulls Moose up and hits another one. Eco once again says “AGAIN!” This time, from the outside, Ghost slips Moose a bottle. Tytan doesn’t see it, and as he pulls Moose to his feet, Moose spins and SMASHES the bottle upside Tytan’s head! Tytan falls to the mat and soon he is pouring blood. Moose immediately falls to the mat, weak with blood loss, Eco turns around and a bloody Ghost is standing there, kendo stick in hand.
Before Eco can move, Ghost SLAMS the kendo stick right between Eco’s eyes! Juni drops to the mat, and Ghost DESTROYS the kendo stick with shots to Eco’s head. Now Eco is bleeding buckets as well.
Moose and Tytan both try to continue the match, but neither is effective for long. Ghost and Eco battle it out for another ten minutes or so, hammering one another with anything not nailed down. The end of the match comes with Ghost down on his knees in the ring, Eco had just hit the ENF! But the cover was broken up by Moose, who should be just about out of blood by now. Eco slides out of the ring and grabs a sledgehammer and climbs to the top rope. He waits for Ghost to stand up and leaps, good god! This is going to kill Ghost! Ghost spins around and catches Eco with the BLACK MIST just before he can hit it! Eco howls in pain and tries to wipe a disgusting mixture of black mist and blood from his eyes. Ghost pounces on him and locks in the PHANTASMAGORIA! Eco wastes no time and taps out.
WINNERS in 29:44 – Moosehead Jack & Ghosthead
The referee calls for the bell and medics rush to check on Moose and Tytan. The referee is momentarily distracted with the two guys bleeding to death, and when he turns back around he sees Ghost still has Eco trapped in the hold! By now Eco is limp, having blacked out to the move. Ghost keeps the pressure on and refuses to break the hold! This could be extremely dangerous! The referee tries several times to pull Ghost off Eco, but he doesn’t move. More referees try and have no success, so the referee makes the call:
WINNERS in 29:44 via referees reversed decision – Ecosystem & Tytan
Ghost finally breaks the hold and Eco slumps to the mat, the EMT’s rush over and check on him, Ghost slowly gets to his feet and wipes the blood from his face and flicks it at Eco, then leaves the ring and heads to the back.
SISTERS OF SIN vs. FIREWOMAN & MAI MUYOFire and Mai are announced and make their way to the ring first. Mai climbs the ropes and plays to the crowd, Fire does as well, and gets a nice reaction, but not what Mai gets. The fans just aren’t there yet. Their music stops and Fire backs Mai into the corner and goes over strategy, but Mai doesn’t appear to be paying much attention. The Sisters of Sin are announced and make their way to the ring, conspicuous by his absence is Moosehead Jack. Maybe he bled to death after the last match? Anyway, Chloe and Edra step into the ring, they both glance at Fire, then glare at Mai with sadistic looks on their faces. Mai shoots Fire a look, then steps out of the ring onto the apron. Chloe leaves as well, the ref calls for the bell and we are underway.
Fire and Edra lock up. Edra takes her to the mat with a side head lock, Fire quickly fights back to her feet and sends Edra to the ropes, but Edra drops Fire with a shoulder block on the rebound. Edra hits the ropes as Fire gets back to her feet, Fire leap frogs over a charging Edra, she hits the ropes again and Fire tries a hip toss, but Edra blocks it, Fire spins through and takes Edra to the mat with a back slide for a one count. Both spin back to their feet and Edra is a little faster, she catches Fire with a clubbing clothesline to the side of the head that drops Fire to the mat. Edra grabs Fire’s leg and drags her to the SOS corner and tags in Chloe.
Chloe comes in and drops an elbow across Fire’s chest and covers, but Fire kicks out at one. Chloe pulls Fire to her feet and knees her in the gut and lifts her for a vertical suplex, and keeps her up there for awhile, then tags in Edra. As Chloe falls to the mat, Edra comes off the top rope with a flying leg drop and covers again, but Fire kicks out at two.
The twins keep Fire on their side of the ring, and she takes a pretty good beating. They try to get Fire annoyed so she will snap, especially Chloe, but to Fire’s credit, she does not give in. Chloe sets Fire on the top rope and climbs up for a TOP ROPE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX, but Fire fights her off and sends her flying with a STIFF kick to the chest. Fire climbs to the top rope and hits a perfect RANDY SAVAGE ELBOW, she covers and Edra comes in to break it up, but Fire rolls out of the way and Edra drops an elbow across her sisters chest. Fire rolls to the corner and makes the hot tag to Mai.
Mai comes in and the crowd ROARS. As Edra gets to her feet, Mai DESTROYS her with a spinning kick to the side of the head that sends her out of the ring to the floor. Mai grabs Chloe and sends her to the ropes and catches her with a thunderous SPINEBUSTER on the rebound. Now it is Mai and Fire’s turn to cut the ring in half. They keep Chloe trapped on their side, and use some impressive fast tags and team work to get several two counts.
The turning point in the match comes after over eighteen minutes of action. Mai tries to hook Edra for the FLORIDA KEY, but Chloe comes in, Edra beds forward at the waist and Chloe POPS Mai with a SUPERKICK to the jaw! Mai staggers backward against the ropes and Fire makes the blind tag. Edra grabs Mai and drags her to the SOS corner and tags in Chloe. Edra lifts Mai in a press slam, as Chloe reaches for her to lift her for the TOP ROPE CORKSCREW, Fire charges across the ring and lands a drop kick to Edra’s back. She staggers forward and drops Mai over the top rope to the floor.
Edra spins around and Fire tries a spinning heel kick on Edra, but Edra ducks it and lifts Fire for a BACKDROP DRIVER, she turns to the corner and Chloe leaps off and DRIVES Fire to the mat with a clothesline/backdrop driver combo! Chloe covers, hooking the leg hard, Edra kicks Mai as she tries to get into the ring to make the save, and the referee makes the three count!
WINNERS in 22:11 – Sisters of Sin
The Sisters roll out of the ring and celebrate, Fire is on her knees and looks as disappointed as ever. Mai climbs into the ring and looks at Fire, Fire looks like she is trying to explain, but Mai just offers her hand and helps Fire to her feet. The crowd applauds this, Mai leaves the ring and heads to the back, a few seconds later, Fire follows.
ROYALTY vs. LD WILLIAMS & CHAD MADISONSave a Horse, Ride a Cowboy cranks up and is immediately drown out by the cheers of the crowd as "Cowboy" Chad Madison bounds onto the stage. He poses for a moment, but instead of heading down the ramp he stays on stage.
Jekyll & Hyde starts to play and LD Williams marches on to the stage. He pauses just long enough to stare at Chad blankly, and then makes his way to the ring. Chad follows behind gladhanding fans along the way. They reach the ring just as that wonderful ballad,
Royals starts to play. Alexander & Alexis Darling stand on the stage posing, not noticing the music is now inaudible thanks to the jeers and contempt of the crowd.
As the referee does his thing giving instructions and checking boots, Alex taunts Chad with the World Title belt, saying "This is as close as you'll ever get boy." He looks over at LD and asks "Is she eating solid foods yet?" LD does not reply, but looks over at Lexie and askes "Where's your King?" Lexie audibly growls at LD. IT looks like we will get Alex and Chad to start us off. The bell sounds, and Alex turns and tags out, smirking at Chad as he steps out. Lexie goes right at Chad, catching him off guard for a moment and getting backed into the corner. She pounds him with chops and a knee to the gut before Chad frees himself and turns the tide. Chad arm drags her across the ring and pops her with a dropkick. Lexie gets right back up and Chad hot shots her across the top rope, then tags in LD.
LD goes right after Lexie. Clearly not interested in wrestling her, he delivers blow after blow, only pausing long enough to break the referee's 5 count and glare at him in disgust. Alex comes in the break it up, Chad joins the fun, and we get a few minutes of donnybrook action as fists, elbows, knees, and headbutts are thrown about liberally by all four competitors. It takes a while, but the referee regains control and works Chad & Alex out of the ring. LD hurls Lexie into the Royal Corner and beckons Alex into the ring.
Alex does so slowly and deliberately. He goes to lock up with LD and gets popped in the nose for it. the referee again issues warnings, and Alex wipes a drop of blood from his nostril. His eyes narrow and he dives at LD, taking him to the mat and pummeling him mercilessly. LD returns serve, and they quickly end up on the floor. Lexie dives at Chad, knocking him over the barricade, then hops into the ring to argue with the referee, stopping him from counting or making other rulings as LD and Alex toss each other into ring steps, chairs, and various international announce tables.
Chad grabs Alex from behind and hurls him into the ring post. LD rolls him inside and locks him in a cattle mutilation. Lexie pulls chad off the apron and clocks him with the ring bell hammer. Chad staggers to the floor and Lexie gets back on the apron in time for Alex to tag her in the match. LD greets her with an enziguri and a brainbuster. her covers, but Lexie kicks out at one. We actually see some wrestling for a moment, and Lexie hits a dragon suplex and locks in a hammerlock. LD reverses and hits a fall away slam. Lexie tags out and Chad tags in.
The champ nails Chad with an elbow and starts to work his leg over. He looks to latch on the Money Clip, but Chad reaches the ropes. Alex charges in and Chad catches Alex flush in the jaw with a Superkick! Chad scrambles to the top turnbuckle, only to be met by Lexie. As they tussle up top, LD charges in after Alex and kicks him a couple of times in the back of the head. The referee has corrals him back to his corner. Meanwhile, Lexie rears back and clocks Chad in the temple. Chad collapses on the turnbuckle and falls awkwardly into the ring. The camera catches Lexie dropping a pair of Brass Knuckles behind her n the floor as she runs around and pulls LD to the floor. As LD pummels her, the referee turns around. Alex crawls over, drapes an arm over Chad's chest. One..... Two..... Three!
WINNERS in 8:32, The Darling Twins
MATT FOLZ vs. RORY ALBRIGHT"SexTypeThing" by the Stone Temple Pilots brings Rory Albright down to the ring, accompanied as always by Carrie Weisz. Rory and Carrie respond to the crowd's booing by flipping the fans off. The crowd cheers as "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" brings Matt Folz down the aisle to a massive pop.
Rory slides out of the ring and immediately charges at Matt and the two start exchanging right hands. Matt ducks a punch and pulls Rory into a head and arm Folzplex. Matt follows up with a brainbuster on the concrete floor then pulls Rory up and hits a reverse German suplex that bounces the back of Rory's head and neck off the guard rail. Matt nods at Russ and Razz then heads over to the Italian Announce Table and picks up a monitor. Matt waits for Rory to get up and then drills him with a hard shot with the monitor. Mat scoops up Rory and looks for an Angle Slam through the table, but Carrie comes up from behind and nails Matt with a low blow.
Matt gets back to his feet and turns to advance on Carrie, but Rory gets back up and clips Matt from behind. Rory spikes Matt's head down to the concrete with a powerful DDT and then scoops him over his shoulder and hits an EL SOUL! through the Italian Announce Table. Rory picks up the discarded monitor and slams it as hard as he can into Matt's knee. He picks up Matt's leg and slams his knee down onto the concrete over and over as Carrie smiles and motions to the back. The crowd boos as Alexis and Alexander Darling come down smirking. The 3 Royalty members proceed to viciously stomp on Matt's leg before Alex flips Matt over and locks in the Darling Money Clip. Mai, The Murphys, LD and Ghosthead come storming out and Royalty quickly makes their exit through the crowd. Mai helps a badly limping Matt up to his feet as we get the official decision of a No Contest.
WINNER – No Contest
STANK vs. DRE GAINES – Non-Title Match(didn’t have the time to write this that I thought I would, apologies to Spot and Shark)
Match begins with Stank stalling just to annoy Dre. Finally, Dre gets his hands on Stank and shows that he is more than that million dollar smile. Dre pulls out all the stops and has the OOWF legend on the ropes. Stank lulls the kid into a bit of a false sense of security and Dre makes a mistake and Stank takes over.
Stank shows Dre why he is a BMF, and beats the OOWF rookie brutally, busting him open and getting several near falls. To his credit, Dre refuses to stay down. With the crowd firmly behind him, Dre fights back and takes it to Stank. At one point it looks like Stank has had enough and bails out of the match and heads up the ramp, but Dre runs him down and throws him back into the ring.
The end comes when Stank tries a splash in the corner, but Dre catches him with a big boot. Gaines grabs a stunned Stank and hooks him in a front face lock, shows his amazing strength and lifts Stank in the air, and keeps him up there for a bit, then DRIVES him to the mat with a JACKHAMMER! Dre covers, one, two, THREE! Stank kicks out a fraction of a second too late!
WINNER in 17:54 – Dre Gaines
Dre gets to his feet and celebrates, while he is doing that, Stank motions for the attendant to hand him his title. As Dre turns around, Stank BLASTS him upside the head with the title. Dre hits the mat holding his face, Stank stands over him for a moment, sneers, then turns and walks away.
MURPHY’S LAW vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchOut first is Banned from Everywhere, The Awesome One holding the DDT IRON MAN HEAVY METAL Championship Belt and looking around like he expects someone to jump him any moment, while Justin, wearing a black tie, dark glasses and wearing a InSync era headset is playing body guard, a water balloon in one hand and a can of silly string in the other…
DK and Dee Murphy are out next, all but marching to the ring as their music plays, holding their championship belts up for everyone to see. They turn to shake hands with BFE, and Bill dives between the ropes with the DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal belt – But Dee and DK convince him they aren’t interested – so he climbs into the ring, shakes hand and puts his belt to one side, grabs a mason jar and takes a deep drink – which seems to give him a BIG dose of courage.
The two teams go to their corners, and the ref calls for the bell! Bill and DK start out and circle each other, looking for an opening. Collar and elbow lock up, no advantage. They break clean, lock up again, no advantage again, as they break Bill suddenly scoops DK up and slams him to the mat! Bill follows up with an elbow drop, goes for a quick cover – DK kicks out at one. Bill picks him up, DK breaks loose and nails Bill with a forearm shot to the head, and another, and another – Bill starts firing back and the crowd starts in with the “Yay! Boo!” chant with each shot – suddenly both men stop mid-shot, look out toward the audience and yell “HEY! STOP THAT!”
The crowd stops the “Universal” chant, and the two wrestlers start again. DK gets the advantage, whips Bill to the ropes and clotheslines him to the mat, tags in Dee who drops a leg across Bills chest. Snap suplex by Dee, then a short arm clothesline – Bill is in a bad way here! Dee shoves Bill into a corner, forearm shot, right hand, right hand, she pulls him out of the corner, looking for a power bomb! Bill stops her lift, grabs her legs and stands up, walks toward his corner and wheelbarrow slams dee to the mat! He tags in Justin, who starts to climb the ropes to the top, but a Stunned Bill staggers back into the ropes – Justin loses his balance and fall forward into a splash on Dee!
Dee launches Justin into the air before the ref can even get down to make the count – Justin looks at the ref with a look of shock on his face, holding up three fingers – the ref tells him “Are you KIDDING?” Justin then holds up 5 fingers, then holds his hand out to the ref. Dee grabs him from behind, whips him to the ropes – POWER SLAM!
For the next few minutes, the Murphy’s work over Justin, but just can’t seem to put him away – he either falls out of the ring, or gets a foot on the rope. DK whips Justin into the corner and charges in for a spear – Justin collapses, DK goes over Justin’s prone body and slams his shoulder into the post! Justin scrambles out from under DK over to his corner and tags in Bill!
Bill grabs DK and pounds the injured shoulder, then lifts DK up and hits a shoulder breaker. Hanging on to DK, Bill lifts him again and slams him to the middle of the ring – he climbs up top, is it time for Freebird? Justin climbs up top too, and….
DOUUUUUUUUUUUUGHAAAAAAWK!!!
The light flicker and go out, then everyone hears a set of bagpipes playing AC/DC’s “Thunderstruck”, screeching of car tires, Taylor Swift singing “Shake it” – backwards, machine gun fire, and the Warner Brother’s Roadrunner…
The light come back up, and Justin is sitting at a judges’ bench with an oversize inflatable mallet, Bill is dressed in a chicken suit, Dee is dressed as a traditional Irish step dancer, and DK as a leprechaun, holding two boxes of breakfast cereal – but standing up…
DK sprints over to Bill, slams him with a palm strike – pulls him into a powerbomb position, Dee tags in – IRISH CAR BOMB!
Dee covers –
1…2…3!
WINNERS in 19:08 – Murphy’s Law
After the match, The Murphy’s and BFE shake hands, Dee gives Justin $5, while DK is spitting feathers…
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