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Post by firewoman on Sept 14, 2018 17:09:04 GMT -5
OWF MidWeek Mayhem (#678)
Live! From FedEx Field, Washington DC
April 22, 2015
OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
Murphy's Law vs. Banned From Everywhere
Non-Title Match
Stank vs. Dre Gaines
No Disqualification Match
Matt Folz vs. Rory Albright
Alexander Darling & Alexis Darling vs. LD Williams & Chad Madison
Moosehead Jack & Ghosthead vs. Ecosystem & Tytan
Firewoman & Mai Muyo vs. Sisters of Sin
Card subject to Daniel Snyder trying to buy the OOWF and bring in all the worthless free agents
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Post by firewoman on Sept 14, 2018 17:09:36 GMT -5
(SFJ13 is backstage as the Sisters in Sin and Moosehead Jack head for their locker room.) SFJ13: Congratulations on your first win back… Edra: First win? We are back just the way we left. We win. The Sisters of Sin are here to kick ass and chew Chicklets… SFJ13: Chicklets? Chloe: We HATE bubble gum! One time… Edra: Not now, we got the Endorsement. SFJ13: You two gelled well out there. Edra: Of course we did, sweetcheeks. We didn't even have to use our full plan. Chloe: Their overconfidence lead to their downfall. Tytan should know better, Ecosystem never will. (Putting her hand on Edra's shoulder) I hate to say this, but it felt good having my sister out there with me, on the same side, in the same mind, destruction our ultimate goal. SFJ13: That finisher, the Press into the Corkscrew… Moose: What else can you call it, the Chaos Royale. Chloe: I have to give all the credit for that...to...my sister. Edra: Thank you, Sis. But I couldn't have made it work without you and the three Poor Unfortunate Souls we sent to the Chiropractor last week. Chloe: (Smiles as she remembers) Thank you, sis. SFJ13: This week the Sisters of Sin face off against Firewoman and Mai Muyo. (Edra and Chloe both smirk, then really smile. They flank SFJ13 and kiss her on each cheek.) SFJ13: What was that for? Edra: You made our day. To old opponents. Chloe: And to old, very pleasant memories. Edra: Make no mistake, Fire. We're not at all the same sisters you faced 23 months ago in Toronto Ontario. We beat you then, and with your former bracelet buddy we'll beat you again. Chloe: Slowly, painfully. I want to enjoy every minute of it. Moose: Ladies, I may not be able to be at ringside for this one. Edra: Oh, come on, Moose. Chloe: Yeah Jack, it'll be fun! Moose: We'll see. Come on. (With that, Moose and Chloe walk away, while Edra takes just a second to trace the line of SFJ13's face with her finger. Edra blows 13 a kiss and walks away as the scene fades….) |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 14, 2018 17:10:08 GMT -5
<Banned From Everywhere get back to their locker room and Bill and Ellie May help Justin off Drunkette and lay him on the floor, both of them waive air in front of his face and try calling to him, but Justin is OUT> EMFE: Bill, get the smelling salts ABFD: The what now? EMFE: Them thar smelly salts what bring you back from bein unconsciouser'nhell ABFD: Aww them? Why didn't ya say so? <Bill puts his hand on Justin's chest to help himself up, and a referee appears! ONE.......TWO.......THREE! WINNER AND NEW OOWF DDT IRON MAN HEAVY METAL CHAMPION - AWESOME BILL FROM DAWSONVILLE!the referee hands Bill the title and disappears> ABFD: What for.........how did I? Ellie May we done got us a problem........TWO problems! EMFE: The first? ABFD: Them thar bat referee draculas what just appear and say things in all boldey letters and what not! EMFE: <sighing> and the second? ABFD: How did Justin get this chere Jake The Snake Ozzy Hardcore Fighty belt? EMFE: You don't remember? After Miranda got hurt? ABFD: Uhhh, who? EMFE: Miranda Rights ABFD: Aw hell yeah! What ever happened to that ol gal? She was outdamnstandener than hell! EMFE: She got hurt. By Royalty ABFD: We should go see her in the hospital! EMFE: We did ABFD: We did? EMFE: That's how Justin got the DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Title..........look.....watch this.... <Ellie does a quick search on the OOWF Network (Only $6.66 per month!) and we see this promo.......> EMFE: Luckily I smoothed things over with LD, Justin didn't mean it, he would never do that to Miranda, but, that's how he won the title. And now, you pinned him, so you's the champion son! ABFD: Outdamnstandener than hell! <Justin finally comes too and sees he is lying on the floor in Nowhere, then notices Bill has the DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Title> JS: What'd I miss? <fade> |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 14, 2018 17:10:46 GMT -5
*The Murphys are watching the Banned From Everywhere promo from the corner of the Destroyitarium bar with the belts, pints of Guinness, and shots of Jamesons in front of them* Dee: I almost feel sorry we beat them. DK Really? Dee: I did say almost. It does feel good to bring these belts back to the Destroyitarium. Given the history of Drink and Destroy and The Team From Down Under, it's nice to wake up the echoes. DK: I thought you hated that phrase? Dee: I hate it when Notre Dame uses that phrase. DK: I think it's cool. Dee: You would. Anyways, we do have to defend the tag team championship, but I can't hate those guys, so how should I get motivated? DK: Think of how many people we can piss off if we are the tag team champions? Dee: Damn!!! Royalty and/or the Pointless Sisters!!! |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 14, 2018 17:11:11 GMT -5
(Tytan is seen walking the Halls He is still fuming from the loss. Ecosystem is no where to be seen.Ninjacam catches him.) Tytan: Moose! Once again you do what you want and there are no repercussions. Say Hello to repercussions! (Tytan shoves the camera away and walks off.) A few minutes later he sees Awesome Bill.... (Bill sees him and Tytan as he sees the OOWF DDT IRON MAN HEAVY METAL CHAMPION Title. He starts to run Bill down. Bill runs.) |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 14, 2018 17:11:45 GMT -5
<Bill is running for his life, he rounds a corner and sees Moose coming down the hall. Bill side steps at the last minute, Moose turns and snarls at him and comments on where Bill can stick his head. When Moose turns around, he has a split second to see Tytan bearing down on him, Tytan hits RELEASE THE KRAKEN damn near cutting Moose in half. The impact lifts Moose off the ground and sends him flying into the wall. Jack falls to the floor clutching his ribs, Tytan gets up and stands over him menacingly> Tyt: I warned you to stay out of my business Jack. Next time I'll tear you in half <Tytan turns and walks away. Moose gets on his hands and knees and spits out a mouth full of blood. When he glances up, he sees a hand, Jack looks up and we see Ghosthead standing there. Moose eyes him for a second, then takes his hand, Ghost pulls him to his feet> MHJ: Where were you a minute ago GH: Watching you get taken out of your boots by Tytan MHJ: Yeah, thanks for the assist GH: I am under no obligation to help you MHJ: Cool it spooky. Look, I'm sure you have heard what I've said about Miranda GH: That she is LD's daughter, and somehow........family to you, whether she likes it or not MHJ: Yeah, and you are Lucas' brother, same deal GH: I am not asking for.... MHJ: Man, you just don't let up, do you? Look, I am not asking you to be part of the Saints. I am not asking you to be my buddy. Hell, I am not even asking you to watch my back, clearly you are not interested in that GH: Then what are you asking? MHJ: Go to that ring with me Wednesday and kick the ever loving shit out of Ecosystem and Tytan GH: That, is a given MHJ: See? Was that so hard? <the two stop walking in front of the Saints locker room> MHJ: Look, its really simple, I have fought with you, and against you. I know your a tough bastard. I know you don't feel the need to have friends or allies, I get it. This week, our paths cross and we have a common enemy. It's really that simple. So, let's just go to the ring, beat the piss out of them and be done with it. <Ghost considers this for a moment> GH: If my brother trusts you.........I suppose I can as well.......but if you cross me....... MHJ: Why would I do that? GH: <stepping close> Because Moosehead Jack does what he wants, when he wants, correct? MHJ: <smirking> He does. Only this week, double crossing Ghosthead is not on the agenda <Ghost gives Jack a hard look and nods, then turns and walks away. Moose walks into the Saints locker room and sees Lucas sitting there> MHJ: Lucas, just the man I have been looking for! Sta: Do I even want to know why? MHJ: <sitting down hard in the over stuffed chair> It's my sister Sta: <eyeing him warily> What about her? MHJ: She's stressed over this Darling bullshit, she needs to relax, have a good evening Sta: And this involves me........how? MHJ: She likes you. You should take her to dinner or something Sta: Why does this sound like you are setting up me and your sister on a date? MHJ: No, no no. Wouldn't DREAM of it. Look, you ever seen Pulp Fiction? Sta: Of course MHJ: Well, instead of my wife, I am asking you to take my sister out Sta: In what universe are you Marcellus Wallace? MHJ: In the universe where you are the only one I trust, who isn't married, to take her anywhere Sta: And you think Fire gives the slightest shit who you trust? MHJ: Nope Sta: <giving a sly grin> Can I give her a foot massage MHJ: Don't fuck with me Lucas <Stank laughs as we fade> |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 14, 2018 17:13:40 GMT -5
OOC: I would totally be down for a foot rub. |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 14, 2018 17:14:10 GMT -5
~~~ Chad Madison walks through the doors of the Destroyitarium. He spots Dre, DK & Dee sitting at their favorite table, Dee and Dre locked in an arm wrestling match. CHad walks over to them, Dre looks up, and Dee slams his arm to the table ~~~ Dee: Ha! TOLD you I'd win Dre: Aww, girl, you know dat aint right, Home boy here just walked up outta nowhere Chad: Am I interrupting? DK: Of course not, have a seat mate. Dre here just lost a bet Chad: (Smiles and sits down) This I gotta hear Dre: Girl, how you gonna find one big enough? Dee: I have my ways, don't you worry. DK: I'd be worried if I was you. Chad: ... Maybe I Don't want to hear this Dre: I gotsa wear a Mystics Jersey to the ring this week... IF she can find one my size Chad: You mean a smedium won't work? Dre: (Flexing his pecs) Hell naw. Gotsa be like a 6x to cover these guns DK: A bet is a bet. Chad: I just wanted to come by and congratulate the three of you. Dre on getting his Onslaught Championship Match with Stank, and you two for winning the Tag Team Championships. DK: Coming from you, that means alot Dee: Cheers ~~~ They toast and drink.. Chad puts his bottle of Aquafina down and winces ~~~ Dee: You ok? Chad: Yeah, still ringing a little from the match Wednesday. Doc is reevaluating me tomorrow. I'll be good to go. Nothing is stopping me from getting my hands on Alex again. DK: You have our full support on that. Dre: You heard from yo girl Miranda? Chad: No, I've sent her a couple of messages, but she hasn't replied. Dee: She'll be fine & back here before you know it. DK: Talked to LD yet? You two have a big match this week Chad: Not yet, not really a conversation I'm looking forward too. Dre: You want some blackup? Chad: (chuckling) No, I'm not scared of him, we just don't see eye to eye.... pretty much ever. Dee: I think this is an exception Chad: Probably. ~~~ They all take another drink ~~~ DK: You'll beat Alex, Dre will beat Stank, and we'll throw one heck of a bash here to celebrate. Chad: Sounds like a plan. I'm going to get a sandwich... if Ric hasn't bled all over the bread shipment again. |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 14, 2018 17:14:41 GMT -5
(Tytan is seen wandering the halls still looking for awesome Bill.) Tytan: Come on Bill, why don't you come out and play?!?! All I want is that nice belt that you claim is yours. (Tytan hears some movement down the dark hall of Random Encounters.) Tytan: I can hear you Bill. Soon I will break you in half. (Tytan slowly heads down the Hall waiting for Bill to pop out and run.) Bill: I still know I can out run you Tytan. Your just a big slow muscle head! Tytan: Why don't you say that to might face you maggot. (Just then Justin Sane jumps out from behind a box and hits Tytan with a whole canister of silly string.) Justin: Run Bill! I blinded him! (Awesome Bill starts to run down the hall.) Tytan: When I get my hands on you. SNAP, in half you are going to be! (He sees how ticked off Tytan is getting and doesn't like it one bit.) Justin: Maybe I should start running as well! Tytan: You are so dead! (Justin starts running down the hall Bill just went and quickly catches and starts to pass Bill up.) Justin: Dude run! (Bill turns and sees Tytan chasing them down with Silly string still on his face.) FADE |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 14, 2018 17:15:24 GMT -5
<Tytan rounds comes to the intersection of Hallway of Random encounters and Rarely Used Hallway Where We Keep the Clangy Poles. He stops and looks, but there is no one in sight. He turns back the direction he came and we see two men standing leaning against the wall. One is a tall, burly man with a long Hassidic beard and a top hat. The other is a smaller guy sunglasses, a flannel shirt and cons, carrying a guitar. Tytan walks up to them and eyes them suspiciously> Tyt: Have I seen you two around here before? Bigger Man: Naw....er.....no. We are new here Tyt: What's your name? Bigger Man: Uhh my name? My name is Aw......ummmm Smaller man: He is Fighting Ahava From Beersheba, and I am Lotsa Pain Tyt: <looking closer> Noooo you two look familiar...... LP: Nope, brand new. We were looking for GM the Nate, could you point us in the right direction? Tyt: <pointing down the hall> Halfway down that hall, third door. Say, you two seen two guys come through here? One is a big ol' redneck, and the other is a smaller guy who doesn't say much <FAFB and LP point in opposite directions, they quickly change to the same> They went thattaway Tyt: <still eyeing them carefully> Ok......I'm gonna keep an eye on you two <Tytan takes off looking for Justin and Bill, FAFB and LP both sigh and pull off their wigs> JS: I can't believe he fell for that ABFD: We's outdamnstandener than hell at dressifying up and taking on another persons bein and whatnot JS: We are! But, we should probably get back to Nowhere before he figures it out..... <Justin and Bill take off toward Nowhere and we fade> |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 14, 2018 17:15:47 GMT -5
**SFJ#47 is with L.D. Williams.** SFJ#47: "LD, last week you injured and perhaps ended the career of Christian Carter." LDW: "True." SFJ#47: "Do you feel any remorse?" LDW: "...nope." SFJ#47: "Some people would say that what you did to Christian makes you no better than Royalty." LDW: "They'd be right. I'm not occupying the moral high ground here. This isn't about justice, or balancing some cosmic scale. This is about four people who hurt my daughter. And now there's three." SFJ#47: "How does Miranda feel about it?" LDW: "You'll have to ask her when she's ready for interviews. I'm sure she has her preferences as to what happens to Royalty...but I doubt she'll shed many tears for Christian Carter." SFJ#47: "This week you're teaming with Chad Madison to face Alexander and Alexis Darling. Chad has some concerns about how willing you'll be to work with him." LDW: "I have a great deal of respect for Chad Madison the wrestler. Chad Madison the person annoys me, but that's not exactly rarified air. Chad Madison my daughter's ex-boyfriend...is not my first choice for anything. My expectation is that Chad Madison the wrestler will show up Wednesday night ready to go, and that's exactly what we'll do. Although...if he brings his hammer I fully intend to use it to cave in a Darling skull." <fade> |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 14, 2018 17:16:27 GMT -5
(Tytan comes running around the corner of random encounters and stops to catch his breath.) Voice: Trying to get a run in? You know it works better when you do it outside. (Tytan turns and sees that it's Ecosystem.) Tytan: It's...about time you showed up around here... Eco: Sorry business still calls. So, what are you really doing? Tytan: Trying to get Awesome Bill. Eco: Why are you wasting your time? Tytan: He's got the OOWF DDT IRON MAN HEAVY METAL Title and I want it. Eco: Well...taking a step backwards are we? Tytan: Come on I was the first to actually defend that title at a Mayhem. Eco: You did elevate that title. Tytan: Thanks. Eco: You know those to odd looking guys that were back down the hall.... Tytan: (Smacks his head) That WAS them. I knew they were to odd to be even from the OOWF. Eco: Really? You really want to go there. (Tytan looks back down the hall.) Tytan: Well partner looks like I got to get going then. Those two are quick little weasels. Want to help? Eco: You're on your own on that one Tytan: Too bad. It's going to be fun to break them in half. Eco: Enjoy. (Tytan runs off.) FADE |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 14, 2018 17:16:52 GMT -5
**L.D. Williams and Moosehead Jack are walking through the Hallway of Random Conversations.** LDW: "Should I be calling you Professor Higgins now?" **Moose gives L.D. a quizzical look.** LDW: "Henry Higgins? Pygmalion?" MHJ: "I got the reference. I don't get what your problem is." LDW: "Problem? No problem. Compared to some of the things I've backed you in, this is a walk in the park. But if you think the sociopath becomes a mentor without me giving him shit over it...insert Stank's catchphrase here." **L.D. Is interrupted by the buzzing of his phone. He looks at it and shakes his head.** MHJ: "What?" **L.D. Hands over his phone.** MHJ: "...is that?" LDW: "Near as I can tell." MHJ: "Well, that'll make things interesting." <fade> |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 14, 2018 17:17:32 GMT -5
(Tytan is out walking around a parking lot in one of the House shows.) Tytan:(clicking two bottles together.) Bill-ll, come out and pla-i-ay! (Tytan continues to look around. The camera then pans over and we see Awesome Bill and Justin Sane. They are standing in the shadows watching Tytan.) Bill: You packed? Justin: Yeah. Bill: Stay behind me I'm going to take him out to the sand. Justin: The what? What in the world are you talking about Bill? What about you are you ready? (Bill opens the bag he is carrying and shows Justin.) Bill: Let's do it! (Bill and Justin walk off.) Bill: Hey Tytan! (Tytan stops in the middle of the parking lot and starts to look around.) Justin: Think fast. (Before Tytan can move Justin and Bill start to pelt Tytan with water balloons soaking Tytan.) Tytan: Really guys? Really? Bill: We got you good! (Bill and Justin then run off leaving Tytan wet and fuming.) FADE |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 14, 2018 17:18:16 GMT -5
OOC: Just wanted to apologize for my long absence. Have had a few issues that Ive been dealing with. So yeah sorry. Camera flickers on and you see Christian Carter lying in a bed with Lexi sitting next to him asleep. Gadets and machines are hooked to him and you can see the bruising and cuts to his face. Lexi tries to get comfortable and wakes up a bit. She looks at Carter and kisses him gently on the forehead. About that time there is a knock on the door and Alex comes in. He walks to the bed and looks at his fallen teamate. Alex: Anything? Lexi just shakes her head no. Alex: Dont worry his doc says it could be days, but hes a tough son of a bitch, remember that. Sis, get some sleep, tomorrow we work on getting some payback. Lexi: Folz and Williams...they did this...now they're marked...I want them dead. I want them to suffer as I have suffered. Alex has seen that look in his sister and decides to back out of the room. The camera fades as Lexi lays on the bed and places her head between Carters head abd shoulder. |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 14, 2018 17:19:11 GMT -5
*LD and MHJ are still walking in the hallway when they encounter the Murphys. Uncharacteristically, Daniella makes the "hands out, no problem" gesture while DK steps up to look LD in the eye, while Moose looks on with arms crossed* LD: Do we have a problem? DK: Yeah, because the old man is giving us crap that you beat us to it. He's being a real pain in the ass. LD: Take care of business at Mayhem and you'll get your chance soon enough. DK: Right, but save a piece of them for us. *Moosehead Jack looks at Daniella* MHJ: So? Dee: My brother and I are on the same page. Good luck, guys, have a nice match. |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 14, 2018 17:19:40 GMT -5
(Tytan stands in front of the OOWF banner. He is pacing and wet and has a couple of remains of balloon on him.)
Tytan: Moose....Ghosthead. Don't think we haven't forgotten about you two. My partner and I simply don't like either one of you and over the last couple of days. Well we can say I am in a pissed off mood. So Mayhem we will take out some of our anger out on you too.
(All of a sudden Tytan gets hit from off camera with a slime cannon.)
Tytan: Really? A slime cannon....can we cut the pranks. And let's take this to the ring. I want both of you in the ring. I will break the both of you in half in the ring. Bill I will take that title from you! And I will end the both of you myself. (wipes the slime off his face.)
GM Nate make it happen.
(FADE)
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Post by firewoman on Sept 14, 2018 17:22:25 GMT -5
Firewoman is asleep on the couch. The credits for "Three's Company" are rolling on the television, when a figure comes in. We can see him from behind. He looks at her, looks at the television, shakes his head, and turns the television off. Fire wakes up.FW: HEY! I was watching that! Eco: You were not. You were asleep. FW: Hey, how did you get in here! Eco: You're avoiding me. FW: What? No......why ever would I avoid you, "Sensei?" Eco: Seriously...we need to have a talk.
Ecosystem pulls up a chair.FW: No, do sit down. Not like it isn't even your suite. Eco: I own the company...EVERYTHING is my suite. And are you seriously saying this is your suite? FW: It is....sort of half mine....for now. Not sure how long "now" is, Nate's way more on the ball about booking rooms and suites than-- Eco: QUIT changing the subject. Where have you been? FW: Been? Eco: You are tag teaming with MY SISTER against a team that just MIGHT be crazier than you and Moose. FW: Unpossible. Eco: True, but they are at least close, and while my relationship with Mai is...strained, that doesn't mean I don't expect you to do your DAMNEDEST to be a good partner and have her back and NOT get her killed. FW: What makes you think I'd not be a good partner? Eco: History? Fire glares at Eco, who seems to instantly regret saying that and sits down.Eco: Seriously, Fire-- FW: I've been at the gym...when I'm not at the gym, I'm running...when I'm not doing that I am in the ring beating up local wanna bes. I do that, until I'm exhausted then I come here and watch "Three's Company" on Hulu until I fall asleep, whatever time of day that is. Then I wake up and go running and...Do you know why I do that? Eco: I think....so you don't have to think about-- FW: Because my shrink thinks that my usual way to distract me from my problems is "unhealthy." Do you believe that shit? I mean, two-thirds of the wrestlers here drink more alcohol than water, but I'm the one with the addiction. Eco: Well.... FW: I mean, jeez, it's not like I'm out of control. I'm actually very picky. I mean...you're sitting there, it's not like I have to force myself to stay on the couch. Eco: * chuckles* Well, I mean, it's not like you'd get anywhere anyway. Firewoman raises an eyebrow... Eco: Fire.... FW: You know... Eco: Stop. That wasn't a challenge. Fire leans closer to Ecosystem.FW: That WOULD be a new experience for me. You too, huh? Eco: Well, I...look, just.... FW: I've never really TURNED anyone before...it always seemed...disrespectful. Firewoman slinks to the end of the couch closer to where Ecosystem is sitting. Ecosystem suddenly looks very uncomfortable.Eco: *nervously* Really? But nuns-to-be...that's totally not-- FW: I mean, yeah, nuns are kind of my holy grail, but someone like you? That's kind of like beyond that even...I never even considered trying, really... Before Ecosystem can respond Firewoman is sitting on his lap, straddling him, his face about at chest level.Eco: I...uh....shouldn't we.....what if your roommate comes home? FW: I'll put a tie on the door. Eco: I think...um...Fire....look, we should really just-- FW: Nothing? Really? Eco: I mean... well, obviously I am fond of you, and there would probably be some involuntary physiological responses if you ... FW: Yes? Eco: Well, I'm not going to TELL you.... FW: You don't have to, Juni. Eco: Fire...you...I....you know I'm .... FW: ..... Eco: ..... FW: ..... Eco: You know we have a rule.... FW: Fine...Hm...I wonder.... Eco: What? FW: Mai's pretty religious....Catholic? Eco: Don't even go there, Fire. FW: I mean not a nun, but I bet she's a virgin...especially when it comes to another wo-- Eco: ALRIGHT STOP! Eco stands up abruptly and Fire falls off his lap, but she's laughing.FW: Oh, relax, Juni.....I was just joking around. Eco: WHAT? FW: * standing up* I'm bored as hell, Juni. But one thing I can tell you. You don't have to worry about me being Mai's partner Wednesday. I'm committed to earning her forgiveness, and I can't do that if I leave her to those two geniuses. Eco: * relieved* Okay....okay....so...we're-- FW: You and I are not friends and we are not going to be... or anything else. Eco: Good. Awesome, even. I do care about you-- FW: Get out. Eco: Fine, fine.... Eco system turns to go somewhat awkwardly. As he hits the door:FW: You know...Mai is kinda cute...I could be her partner more than just Wednesday...that would totally sparkle with me. Firewoman laughs as Juni shudders, then shakes his head and continues leaving. |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 14, 2018 17:22:54 GMT -5
Two Internet Wrestling Community Fans (#3 & #4) were watching on the OOWF Network when a promo for Jerome "The Pimp" Hand airs...IWCF#3: THIS IS THE SAME VIGNETTE AS LAST WEEK! GODDAMMIT! CHEAP ASS OOWF! I AM NEVER WATCHING AGAIN! IWCF#4: Yeah? You should go post to Facebook about it. IWCF#3: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I AM GOING TO DO! IN ALL CAPS!! WITH LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS!!! IWCF#4: Don't forget Twitter. IWCF#3: DOING THAT FIRST, AND YOU BETTER RETWEET ME! DON'T SWERVE ME, BRO! IWCF#4: What time are you coming over to watch the OOWF Network tomorrow? You know, since you don't even have a subscriptoin and mooch off of mine. IWCF#3: I TOLD YOU, I'M DONE! NEVER! WATCHING! AGAIN! IWCF#4: Right...okay...noon then? Just like every day? IWCF#3: I AM FINISHED WITH WRESTLING! EVERYTHING SUCKS! IF IT AIN'T PURO IT SUCKS! OR EVOLVE. IWCF#4: You left out-- IWCF#3: AND CHIKARA! IWCF#4: There it is. Now seriously, I need to tell mom what time I'm having guests in the basement. IWCF#3: Okay, noon? IWCF#4: Noon it is. Let me text my mom now. IWCF#3: You're texting her? Isn't she just upstairs? IWCF#4: And? |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 14, 2018 17:24:05 GMT -5
*Stank is wandering down the hall of quiet reflection when he is approached by SFJ#3.*Stank - *sigh* SFJ#3 - Sorry to bother you. Stank - This is the oft unused Hall of Quiet Reflection. Begone woman. SFJ#3 - But... the OOWF Universe wants to know- Stank - I will fucking ki- No.. Lucas. She's just trying to do her job. SFJ#3 - Thank you. I appre- Stank - Shutup woman... at least until we get to a different hall. *Stank and SFJ#3 continue walking down the Hall of Quiet Reflection in silence until they round the corner into the Hall of No Consequence.*Stank - Now. One. Never EVER refer the sheep that watch this program as the "OOWF Universe" to me again. You got me? SFJ#3 - Okay. Stank - Two... ... ... Don't approach me when I'm walking down that hall. Do NOT... do that... understand? SFJ#3 - Sorry. Stank - Now you know what's up. Ask me your gotdamn question. SFJ#3 - Uh.. Dre Gaines- Stank - Let me stop you right there. I could give a shit about that motherfucker... but you know I would like to address something he keeps saying. *Stank holds the Onslaught Championship belt in front of him.*Stank - Four times. Four times I have been and am currently the Onslaught Champion... and not ONCE. Not ONE of those times have I EVER cheated. The rules fucking prohibit it. Tell me... Gloria is it? SFJ#3 - Yes. Stank - Gloria... tell me... is it against the rules to attack motherfuckers before the bell rings in an Onslaught Championship match? SFJ#3 - Uh.. no.. not really. Stank - Not at all, Gloria. The answer is "not at all". SFJ#3 - Some might say it's dishonest. Stank - Dishonest? Hell girl. Maybe it is. I just don't give a shit what "some" might say. "Some" can go fuck themselves. Let me ask you this. Is it within my right to defend this belt whenever I want as long as it is within 30 days? SFJ#3 - Technically... yes. Stank - "Yes" will do, Gloria. Just "yes". SFJ#3 - Fine. Yes. Stank - You gotdamn right. So... exactly WHEN did I cheat to get this belt? SFJ#3 - You.. Stank - Uh huh. SFJ#3 - Attacked.. Stank - Right. SFJ#3 - Dre... Stank - Mmmm Hmmm. SFJ#3 - You... Stank - Yeah? SFJ#3 - You... used a chair! Stank - I did, didn't I? Wow! How observant! SFJ#3 - I know it was before the bell- Stank - You gotdamn right. It was before the bell. SFJ#3 - But you can't...! Stank - I can't what? SFJ#3 - It's... it's... Stank - Heinous? Despicable? Dishonorable? SFJ#3 - All of those things. Stank - Yep! With the ADDED benefit of NOT BEING AGAINST THE GOTDAMN RULES! SFJ#3 - ... Stank - Motherfuckin Ecosystem is always saying... what? SFJ#3 - Stank - SFJ#3 - Stank - Say it. SFJ#3 - Work smarter. Not harder. Stank - Work smarter. Not harder. That's right. Seems like Juni was on to something which brings me to Dre Gaines and why he will never beat me. He may be bigger. He might be... MIGHT... be... stronger than me. He thinks he's faster than me. He's certainly younger, sure... but you know what he ain't? SFJ#3 - What? Stank - He ain't smarter than me. Four times I have been Onslaught Champion. I am currently the Onslaught Champion. I have been EVERY Champion for more days than ANY not named LD Williams. I belong to a group of ELITES that Royalty WISH they could touch. Dre..? Dre belongs to a group that I founded. He ain't anywhere near my level, yet... but if he ever does make it to my level... he will learn. Cheating is relative. Winning is all that matters. I don't cheat. I win. Don't believe me? *Fade* |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 14, 2018 17:25:18 GMT -5
~~~ We cut to an office scene. GM The Nate, Ecosystem, John Ross Ewing, and a couple of unknown suits are gathered around a conference room table. Nate is spreading some files around to the others. There is a knock on the large wooden door ~~~ GMTN: Are we expecting anyone yet? JRE: Not for another half an hour or so. Eco: Must be Stank, He's the one that knocks. ~~~ As if on cue, the door opens and Chad Madison walks in, in full regalia. Wrangler Jeans, Resistol White Hat, Tony Llama Boots, Large custom belt buckle & an OOWF Logo T-Shirt (Available at OOWFShop.com!) He takes a seat across from the others. ~~~ JRE: Mr... Madison is it? We aren't scheduled to talk to you for a couple of hours. Chad: When, conveniently I am scheduled to be at Arlington National Cememtary for an appearance. Eco: The timing of that is... unfortunate. Chad: Yeah, something like that. So I figured I'd pop on in here and say my peace before I go fulfill my obligations. GMTN: Very thoughtful. What can we do for you. Chad: Simple. I want Alexander Darling. Eco: That's a very long line. JRE: VERY long at this point. Chad: I came back here to win the World Championship. I earned my spot at the top. I won the Invitational. JRE: Then you failed to win the contracted title match Chad: If you recall, Alex needed help to save his championship against me. Then a couple of weeks later, I pin him clean, center of the ring, in a singles match. As far as I can see, that puts me up for a Championship Opportunity. GMTN: Under normal circumstances, I'd agree with you. But I have LD, Matt Folz, and others breathing down my neck for shots at Alex and Royalty. And for much more compelling reasons than a simple title match. Chad: Not my problem. JRE: Actually, it is. Compelling sells more tickets. Compelling puts more asses in seats. Chad: And my name on the marquee brings in the dollars just as much as anyone else does. I'm out there more. I've been moving merchandise for this place for years. Eco: Let's not have a rehash for this silly "Who moves more merch" debate. GMTN: And that was all as part of Texpress. Chad: And who was the poster boy for the team? As much as I love my partner, he isn't the "Go Shake Hands with the General Public" type. Put him in a room full of kids and he's fantastic. You want someone to talk to Everyone, I was the guy. I still am. JRE: No one is doubting your popularity. Chad: All I want is what I have earned. Eco: We will.. take it under advisement. Chad: I don't even know how you still have a say in this. This isn't the end of this conversation. I want my fair shot at the World Championship. I have Earned it. JRE: While you are here, Mr. Madison, We need to ask of you something.. Chad: You seriously are going to ask me for a favor now? JRE: Just for your knowledge. I know you are friendly with Tommy Wilder. Have you heard from him since he left Portugal? Chad: No. He isn't answering any calls or messages. I haven't seen him on social media or anything. GMTN: He isn't popping up anywhere you'd expect. YouSkate Videos, DareDevilTV.com, any of the places he pops up on from time to time. He's totally off the grid. Chad: (Smiling) You mean you lost contact with one of your wrestlers? JRE: It has been known to happen.... You in particular last year. Chad: We could be found though. You just didn't come looking. Eco: I have some of my... other associates searching for him. If you hear from him, he needs to contact us soon. Chad: Fine. Your turn. GMTN: Our turn for what? Chad: Information. How is Miranda doing? I'm not getting anything from her end, I think the mother has her phone and social accounts on lockdown. Eco: Surely your partner this week can update you? Chad: You know good and well I am the Last person LD Williams is going to open up to. JRE: Miss Williams is recovering as expected. When or if she returns or not has yet to be seen. Chad: Can I get her a message? JRE: The best course there is to go through the normal channels. Your best option would be Mr. Williams. Chad: Great. Thanks for nothing. GMTN: If that is all, you have an appearance to attend to Chad: Yeah, about that. I'm taking Firewoman with me. Eco: I'm not sure that's a good idea. Chad: I'm not asking you. GMTN: Why? Her appearance schedule is intentionally limited. Dr Freedman seems to think... Chad: She's my friend and she needs something to keep her focused.... elsewhere. JRE: You will be held personally responsible for any incident. ~~~ Chad stands and puts his hat back on. ~~~ Chad: Sure, whatever. Remember. Championship Match. Me. Alex. Make it happen. Eco: Good Day Mr. Madison. ~~~ Chad tips his hat, chugs the remainder of his Aquafuina and leaves as we fade..... ~~~ |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 14, 2018 17:25:50 GMT -5
**Chad Madison is on his way out of the building and runs into L.D. Williams. They stare at each other for a long moment, and then L.D. Holds out a small piece of paper. Chad takes it.** CM: "What's this?" LDW: "A cell number Miranda's mother doesn't know about. She won't answer it, but she'll get a message if you leave one." CM: "Not to sound ungrateful, but why?" LDW: "I have the same agreement with Miranda that I have with my mother. When it comes to her personal life, I don't want to know. I don't judge who she makes friends with or why. If you want to talk to her that's up to you. If you want a response...you're on your own." **Chad looks at the card again and nods.** CM: "So do we need to talk about our match?" **Williams thinks for a while before answering.** LDW: "You want the title match you've already earned, so you have something to prove. I get that - and I don't have a problem with it. I won't get in your way, but if I get a chance to cripple Alex before you pin him...you'll just have to win the tournament afterword." CM: "And if I pin him before you can cripple him?" LDW: <grins> "There's always another match." **Chad smiles as well and tips his hat before continuing on his way.** <fade> |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 14, 2018 17:27:20 GMT -5
*Washington Monument* Tall building...of course the camera zooms in on the current OOWF World Heavyweight Champion as he stands on a ledge overlooking the Reflecting Pool. If he squints at just the right angle, he can see the reflection of the OOWF World Title that is draped across his shoulder. A floating INC makes its way up as Alex notices it... Alex: The target is just getting bigger. The threats are coming closer. My allies are being taken out. The walls are closing in. Everyone seems to think they're going to be the one to break me. Or take this belt that NO ONE has ever held as much as I have. This is MY belt. This is Royalty's world and the people don't just seem to get it. LD can talk about how this is personal and that our histories won't matter but they do matter Williams. Because its our individual histories that have already let me beat you. There is no one in this company that I have watched closer and paid more attention to than you. I know how you operate and what drives you. And I have taken that and made it personal. What made you one of the greats was just how well you channeled every aspect of your emotions into the ring, but now that I've broken your little girl...you can't channel that emotion anymore. It is just the pure passion of hatred that is driving you and that is where you've already lost. Because here's the thing...you're gonna make me hurt, you're gonna make me sweat, and you will almost definitely make me bleed but so what. I've been there and got the t-shirts and scars from far too many men and women and the one thing they will all say about the beatings they inflicted on me is that I can't be put down.
You're going to try and try and try and be the little engine that could except in this story, the engine can't. You're going to be a step too slow and a move too late to overcome that outpouring of emotion that you throw at me. When all is said and done between us LD, I'm going to need time to recover and heal, but I will still be champion and more importantly than that I will still have broken your daughter and you will have failed in your quest for revenge. I am sorry to tell you that you are not Ivan Drago and I am not Apollo Creed. You will not break me. But when you fail, you will look in the mirror and you will realize that the proverbial torch has been passed and you and the rest of the world will understand what I already know, I am the best wrestler in this company and the OOWF is now Royalty's kingdom.
But before I finish here, Chad Madison wants to take something else that belongs to me. Here's what you need to understand Cowboy, when I want something, I take it and when I have something I want, I keep it. All it would take is one phone call, one snap of the fingers and I could take back what currently resides in your locker room, but meh...let her go through this new re-awakening or whatever bullshit Freedman is selling this time and sooner or later she'll understand that I am the only one who gets her and lets her exist as she wants. But, I see through your bullshit here Chad...thinking that bringing my wife into your locker room would get under my skin and it just makes me realize you truly don't have what it takes to be a WORLD Champion. Poe, Moosehead Jack, Ghosthead...those guys are masters of manipulation and games and none of them have ever been able to put me away and you think that by taking Firewoman you can make me flinch. No Chad, it won't make me flinch but me holding this world title while you beg and plead and get on your hands and knees for another shot...that does make me laugh. But I don't want you to think I'm ducking you Chad...so, I'll make it simple for you...beat Alexis this month at the PPV and I will reconsider your worthiness for an opportunity to prove to the world that you're not just one-half of Texpress. But we both know you'll fail because at the end of the day, we're Darlings, and well, you're just a wanna be pretender to the throne.*Fade* |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 14, 2018 17:27:55 GMT -5
(Chloe Neal and Edra Cox knock and quickly enter the office scene of GM The Nate, Ecosystem, John Ross Ewing, and a couple of unknown suits who are gathered around a conference room table. Both sisters are dressed identically and their hair is almost back to similar styles.)Edra: Gentlemen, you were wanting to see us? GMTheNate: Edra, you put us in a precarious situation. Edra: My apologies. My actions accomplished something in days my legal team had been trying and failing to do in months. (Edra puts out a hand to Chloe who hands Edra a folder) Here are the documents dissolving any business or personal relationship between Sunny Hamid and myself. (Chloe begins to hand Edra a folder. Edra shakes her head, but Chloe thrusts the folder hard into Edra's arm. Edra takes it.) And here is a limited management agreement with Chloe and myself engaging Moose as our manager. GMTheNate: Limited? Edra: Let's just say after the deal with Sunny turning sour, I'm hesitant… Chloe: Moose would never… Edra: I agree, Chloe. But better to be safe than sorry. Eco: You missed your appointment to be examined…. Edra: Just handled that. (Edra puts out her hand to Chloe who hands Edra a large file) Followups from the doctor I...saw at Hedonism II, and a check just yesterday from your doctor here. (Cut to video footage of Edra and Chloe going to the Medical, Chloe staying outside the door and Edra entering, closing the door behind her. After a few minutes there is loud moaning and what sounds like things being broken. There is silence, and Edra comes out, looking a bit disheveled but a big smile on her face. She hands Chloe the folder and blows her a kiss. Chloe rolls her eyes and Edra just turns Chloe and pushes her away. Moments later a man, presumably the Doctor, stumbles out of medical with a pink thong over his head, trying to pull up his pants...)John Ross: There's still the question of your unauthorized disappearance. Edra: (Holds out a hand to Chloe who hands Edra an envelope) Enclosed here is a written apology to the board, sponsors, and all those who have complained. Also a check for $25,000 as a fine. The check is not made payable to anyone so the board can perhaps use it as donation to a charity. Eco: (Reaching out his hand) Excellent idea. I have just the charity… Edra: John Ross, I imagine you would have some ideas much better than the one Mr Muyo had in mind…. John Ross: Thank you Edra. I have some ideas… Edra: (Batting her eyes) Oh, I know you always do, John Ross. (Edra winks)GMTheNate: I assume you think this puts you and your sister at the head of the line for a Tag Team Title opportunity. Edra: Why Nate, you wound me. Do you think we would take advantage of this situation? GMTheNate: You would. Edra: We aren't. Chloe: We aren't? Edra: Why no, sis. Bill and Justin have their contractually mandated rematch, then of course Ecosystem and Tytan, and maybe Royalty, if Carter recovers… Chloe: (Getting angry)Carter, I forgot..That…. Edra: (Grabbing her sister's arm and speaking softly) Later sis. Eco: Wait, you two are holding back...for us? Edra: For now, Juni. But I wouldn't get too excited. Your time will come again. GMTheNate: Ladies, I think we're through here. Edra: Until later, then. (Edra and Chloe leave the room.)Chloe: We're holding back? But Moose… Edra: … knows the meaning of Work Smarter, not Harder. I've got a good plan ahead. Chloe: We'll see. But if it doesn't work… Edra: It'll work. Trust me. (Edra and Chloe continue their walk back to the locker room as the scene fades) |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 14, 2018 17:28:31 GMT -5
<Justin and Bill walk into catering, and instead of Ric's Sandwich Shoppe, they head over to Shark Boy's All-U-Can Eat Seafood Buffet> ABFD: Well hell son, is this new? I don't remberify there being a watery food place chere JS: Huh, must be. Wonder if Shark Boy is here? ABFD: That ol boy what be half shark and half Cold Stone Steve Austin? JS: Yep <The waiter comes over to Justin and Bill> JS: Watch this <Justin puts on his monocle> W: Table for two? JS: <ridiculous posh accent> I say chap, might I trouble you for the special today? W: Are you asking for it, or what it is? JS: That sounds deeeee-lightful W: I haven't said what it is yet ABFD: <trying the posh accent, and failing> Awesomer than hell! W: <sighing> Would you like to know the special JS: Indubitably! W: Are you sure? JS: Certainly chap! W: Please don't make me say it JS: Say what? W: The special JS: Why? Does something bad happen when you say it? W: Most likely ABFD: Well hell son! We'll protectify you from the hittin' and whatnot! Just let er fly! W: <sighing> Very well.........the special today is........RELEASE THE KRAKEN! <We hear a distant roar and the room starts to shake as the rumble builds. We see Tytan charging at the boys.> JS & ABFD: RUN SON! <the boys take off in opposite directions, all the color drains from the waiter's face and he gets SPEARED out of his boots! The momentum sends them both crashing into the lobster tank, which shatters, sending water and angry lobsters everywhere. After a few seconds, Tytan gets to his knees and pulls a lobster from his nose and throws it at the unconscious waiter> Tyt: I. Am. Going. To. KILLLLL THEM!!! <to be continued> |
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