OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Pszczyna, Poland
AX-MAN vs. STANISLAUS GROBSKOPFReferee Gavin Hale
Ax comes to the ring and immediately attacks the home town favorite and backs him into the corner with clubbing forearms to the side of the head. Ax puts the boots to SG until he falls all the way to the mat. Ax laughs at the youngster, then pulls him to his feet and tries a whip across the ring, Ax keeps hold of SG’s arm and pulls him back into a spine buster that slams his head off the mat. Ax hits the ropes and leaps in the air and drops a leg down across the rookie’s knee. Ax spends the next several minutes working on Grobskopf’s knee, slamming it into the steel ring post, and giving him the Ric Flair shin breaker. SG makes an attempt to fight back, fighting to his feet with several shots to Ax-Man’s midsection and unleashing a few chops, but Ax puts a quick end to that with a short clothesline that nearly decapitates Grobskopf. With the rookie dazed on the mat, Ax locks on the figure four threatening to break his leg. Stansilaus tries to fight it, but has no chance and is forced to tap.
WINNER in 4:11 Ax-Man
Ax keeps the figure four on until the ref is about to disqualify him, then releases the hold, sneers at the rookie, the ref, and the crowd and heads to the back.
SOULDRAGON vs. MERCURYReferee Gavin Hale stays in the ring for this one, this is under Onslaught rules, so there is a ten minute time limit, etcetera etcetera. Mercury wins the lock up and sends SD to the ropes and tries a clothesline, SD ducks and reverses it into a hang man’s neck breaker. SoulDragon keeps the higher flying Mercury grounded for several minutes working over the neck. SD nearly gets the pin after a jumping corkscrew neck breaker. SD whips Mercury into the corner and follows him in, Merc gets a boot up at the last second, then climbs to the second rope and takes SD down with a flying clothesline. Mercury takes over on offense working on SD’s back. Merc comes close to ending the match wit ha pendulum back breaker into a camel clutch, but SD gets to the ropes and uses one of his ref breaks. By now we are approaching the ten minute time limit. Both men are up, Merc attempts a whip to the ropes, SD reverses it and catches Mercury in the face with a Dragon Kick, SD scoops Mercury up for an Omen Driver, but Mercury wiggles free and lands behind him, nails him with a Dragon suplex, bridges, and gets three.
WINNER in 9:27 - Mercury
JOSH O’NEAL vs. SHASHWAT MISHRAThe ref calls for the bell and the action kicks off at a furious pace. Josh gains the upper hand first pulling Shashwat in from a wristlock, bouncing him off the ropes and leveling him with a short arm clothesline. Josh hits an elbow but as he's getting back to his feet ready for another one Shashwat reaches up and pokes him in the eye. This gives Shashwat enough time to get back to his feet and begin the offensive. Josh flails around in pain and unable to see clearly before grabbing hold of the ropes and sliding out in order to buy some more time. Shashwat ignores the ref direction and follows Josh out and charges - Josh manages to open his eyes just in time and side steps Shashwat who crashes into the ring post and steps. Both men brawl on the outside now, ignoring the commands of the ref who is forced to leave the safety of the ring and intervene. This distracts Josh longs enough for Shashwat to hit him with a low blow and allows Shashwat to get back into the ring. The ref follows only for Shashwat to immediately leave the ring again to take advantage of Josh's weakened state. The ref tries to stop Shashwat who turns around for a brief 'discussion' with the official only for Josh to take advantage of the distraction this time and pull Shashwat's feet out form underneath him, crashing hid head on the ring apron as he falls. Josh picks Shashwat up and rolls him into the ring before nursing his still painful eyes and 'lower extremities' and climbing back in himself but Shashwat is halfway back to his feet and is waiting for him. As Josh is tries to crawl back into the ring, Shashwat runs the ropes and baseball slides him, sending him crashing into the metal of the ring post and back to the floor. Shashwat is immediately out of the ring and seems to be laying in a few more punches on Josh before climbing back into the ring and moving away to the opposite corner. The ref makes sure that Shashwat is staying put before checking on a still recovering Josh and starting a ten count. Josh begins to stir at 3 . . . is up to all fours at 5 . . . and realizes that Shashwat has handcuffed one are to the ring post underneath the ring as he tries to get to his feet at 8!! The ref inside the ring can't actually see the problem of course and finishes the 10 count.
WINNER in 15.34, Shashwat Mishra
After the match, Firechild runs to ringside with a baseball bat and wails on the helpless Josh O’Neal, he catches a couple of hard shots to the ribs, and a shot to the head that busts O’Neal open. Before FC can murder Josh, Drink & Destroy come to ringside and chase him off.
PREDATOR vs. CANADIAN DRAGONCanadian Dragon sizes up his bigger opponent, but Predator doesn’t seem to have much respect for the former world champion. Predator goes for a lockup but CD goes behind and dropkicks Predator in the back. Second attempt at a lockup and CD again ducks behind, this time waiting for Predator to turn before dropkicking him in the face. Predator bails outside the ring and yells at CD. Pred argues with the fans and doesn’t see CD flying over the top rope with a tope con chiliandcheese. CD instantly tried for the Canadian Destroyer, but it’s too soon and Predator easily backdrops CD to the floor. Pred stomps down CD, then whips him into the STEEL STEPS! Predator methodically tosses CD back into the ring and CD sells like Ashley Simpson to a bunch of 15 year old girls. Predator spends a good five minutes hammering CD and mouthing off to the crowd, the announcers and the ref. But only once does he go for a pin fall, after a brutal spinning backbreaker that got a long two count. Predator signals for the Predation but that allows CD to hit the valiant save, an uppercut that starts at the ankles and ends in the extreme lower testicular region. When Pred doubles over, CD for good measure digs his fingers into Pred’s orbital sockets, and seeing an advantage grabs a small packet. Unfortunately, they’re in the ropes and the ref breaks the pin fall. But CD goes on the offense with Rob Van Dam-like punches and kicks, then clothes lining Pred over the top rope and outside the ring. Another tope con chiliandcheese (in case you missed the joke the first time), but this time CD tosses Pred back into the ring, jumps to the apron and then to the top rope for a Flying Monkeybreath Triple Toeflip Axel and STICKS THE LANDING!!!! Dick Button gives CD a PLUS-3 in the new scoring table, but the fans will have to wait for the applause because CD’s setting up for the CANADIAN DESTROYER!!! Predator eats the CANADIAN DESTROYER and three seconds later you have your winner.
Winner in 14:07, Canadian Dragon.
SIRIRAM vs. FIRECHILDBoth men circle each other warily. They lock-up in the center of the ring. Siriram gets a go-behind, leading to a sequence of amateur-wrestling. This doesn't last long, as Siriram is able to land a German Suplex. Firechild kicks out, and gets to his feet, eyeing Siriram. Both men get face to face, staring each other down. The stare-down continues until Firechild slaps Siriram. Siriram grins, and answers with a BLATANT eye rake. For some reason, Ross and Razz take this as an opportunity to shill the Onslaught division. Meanwhile, Siriram body slams Firechild and applies an inverted face lock. Firechild bridges out, but Siriram nails him with a rolling cutter . Siriram looks for an elbow drop (perfect technique), but misses. Firechild goes for a leg drop, and this time Siriram rolls out of the way. Siriram tries to go for a hold of some sort, but gets kicked down. Both men get up, Double clothesline (actually, Siam’s was a lariat), both men kip up, Firechild tries a kick, Siriram counters with a dragon screw. Siriram hauls up Firechild, and looks for a fisherman's suplex. Firechild blocks and hits a DDT. Firechild goes for an elbow drop, Siriram rolls out of the way, but the elbow drop was a feint and Firechild takes out Siriram with a spinning kick. Firechild looks pleased with himself, and makes a pin, which gets approximately 1 and a half seconds. Ross and Razz finally get back to calling the match, unaware of the aforementioned action. The force of the kick out sends Firechild stumbling towards the corner. He charges back with a clothesline, but Siriram ducks it, hauls him into a fireman's carry, then spins him into a cutter! Siriram makes the pin for a 2 count. Siriram looks angry, hauls him to his feet, and devastates him with a short clothesline. Firechild staggers away, Siriram hits the ropes and hits a spear (the kind where it looks like a throw more than a shoulder attack). Pin gets 2 again. He picks up Firechild, goes for a Samoan drop. Firechild slips out and delivers a full nelson buster. Gets a 2 count. Firechild gestures, and heads to the top rope. Top rope move that always gets blocked by a boot to the face is blocked with a boot to the face. Both wrestlers slowly get to their feet. Firechild tries a kick, caught, enzuigiri misses, Siriram hits a rocker dropper! Looks for the Red Fort! Firechild blocks, backslide! Feet on the ropes, one, two Siriram kicks out! Both men to their feet, Firechild tries a clothesline, Siriram ducks and grabs FC and hits a release belly-to-belly suplex that sends FC over the top rope! Siriram falls to one knee and the ref checks on him, meanwhile on the outside, as Firechild gets to his feet, Josh O’Neal sprints to ringside with a chair, and LEVELS FC with a shot to the face! O’Neal hits the Modified F-5 and rolls FC back into the ring. Siriram never saw a thing, he pulls a nearly unconscious Firechild to his feet, and hits the Red Fort and gets the win.
WINNER in 13:31 Siriram
CORAX vs. ERIC O’MACCorax starts off with a series of kicks. Forearm, head to the turnbuckle, whip reversed by Eric into a back body drop. Three big rights follow by EOM, Corax fires back with a right, head to the turnbuckle and a series of rights. Corax hits an enzuguri and covers, 1, 2, no. Eric takes advantage with a snap suplex. Kick to the head, forearm, kick, whip to the corner, Eric charges but eats elbow. Corax on the second rope hits a tornado DDT. Corax starts to lay in the boots - vertical suplex! Cover, 1, 2, no. Eric fires back with a running knee to the head. Cover, on Corax, 1, 2, no. Front face lock by Eric. Corax to his feet. Eric grabs a handful of mask and throws Corax back down and reapplies the hold. Corax is starting to fade as Eric screams at the ref to end the match. Now Corax slowly starts to get to his feet - some shots to the stomach break the hold, Eric off the ropes but catches an elbow immediately from coming off the ropes by Corax. Corax measures - big right floors Eric. Another big right. Corax taunts Eric to hit him - Eric swings and Corax dodges. Another taunt - another dodge! Big right by Corax! Corax goes in for a clothesline and Eric connects with one his own as well. Both men are down. Ref Junior Hale starts the count, and the crowd helps out - he's at 5, and neither guy is up. Now they're stirring...on their knees - both men up. Eric charges but Corax dodges and Eric eats turnbuckle! Corax is stepping on Eric's face, using the ropes for leverage - ref breaks it at 4. Eric manages to rolls him up from behind 1, no. Eric with a small package 1 2 no! Both guys on their knees, exchanging rights! Eric gets the upper hand - both guys on their feet - Corax charges and eats a forearm! And another! Reverse Atomic Drop! Flying jalapeno! Faceplant! Cover, 1, 2, no! Eric whips Corax to the corner but Corax leaps over him as Eric comes in - rights and kicks by Corax - Now Eric is BITING Corax - but Corax nails him with a jawbreaker! Eric whips Corax in but Corax hops onto Eric's shoulders - but Eric throws him off face-first into the turnbuckle! Eric setting up for the 5 star Frog splash but Corax rolls out of the way. Corax covers Eric for a 2 count. Corax tries a suplex but Eric spins loose, drops down, and lands a low blow that Hale managed to miss. Corax is down and Eric is heading to the top - missile dropkick Misses as Corax just dodges. Corax whips Eric but Eric reverses and Corax hits the turnbuckle hard. Spear into the corner!! Eric lifts up Corax and puts him on the top! Eric follows - Eric goes for a hurricarana off the top but Corax manages to rotate enough to land on his feet. This startles Eric enough to allow Corax to jump up and hook Eric with his feet under the shoulders and flip backwards into a bridge pinning situation. 1, 2, 3.
WINNER AT 13:41 Corax
CHRIS COLE vs. MICROPLAYChris Cole comes to the ring with a microphone. Microplay is already in the ring. Cole stops short of the ring, standing on the floor.
CC: Excuse me! Why am I booked in THIS match? I have beaten Hardbody Harris more times than I need to mention, and been screwed out of the title each time. Yet now, instead of getting another shot at Harris or some revenge on his lackey Alt, I get this HAS-BEEN. I even get the curtain-jerker referee, Gavin Hale. Microplay, I know you’re a FORMER champion and all, but how long ago was that? You are so 2005. When was the last time you were in the main event, Microplay? I AM the Main Event. You don’t deserve to be in the same ring with me, so I’ll do you the favor and walk out and let you take your hollow victory. Because obviously you need the rub more than I do. Cole starts to walk back up the entrance ramp, but MP jumps from the ring and chases down CC. MP pulls CC back around and attacks with lefts and right, and soon both men are brawling on the runway. Because the writer monkeys in the OOWF are short on time, just visualize a real intense brawl around the ring for about five minutes, with Microplay getting a sight edge and hitting a nasty suplex on the ramp. Eventually the action gets back to the ring as MP tosses Cole in the ring and hits a top rope double axe handle. MP rakes his boot across the face of CC, then goes to the apron and slingshots back in with a clothesline. Cole, however, pulls Gavin Hale in the way and MP creams the ref with the slingshot clothesline! That gives Cole enough time to recover and ram a knee into Microplay’s back and begin an offense of his own. With Hale still down, Cole staggers MP with some power moves, then goes for the Headliner! MP floats over the top, however, shoves Cole into the ropes and hits the roll up. Hale crawls over, slapping his hand to the mat three times as Cole flails, then calls for the bell. MP jumps up victorious and raises his arms, but Hale quickly pulls down MP’s arms and raises Cole’s. WINNER in 13:47, by DQ when Microplay clothes lined the ref, Chris Cole.
MP tries to explain to Hale that Cole pulled him in the way of the clothesline, while at the same time Cole pats Hale on the back and acts as if he cares about the ref’s well-being before sliding out of the ring with the cheap win.
THIM REYNOLDS vs. SERAPHBoth men make their entrances and wait patiently in their own corners while the ref checks them both over . . . these two have met before but it's been a while. The ref calls for the bell and both men simply walk around the ring watching each other closely, when they do move towards each other they lock up into a collar and elbow with both men spinning and twisting, looking for an opening. The ref finally breaks them apart after Seraph backs Thim into a corner and (surprisingly enough) there is a clean break!! The pair lock up again and once more Seraph backs Thim into the corner. This time however Thim catches Seraph off guard as he backs away and takes him down with a single leg. Thim drops to the mat and barely misses Seraphs face with an elbow. Seraph moves immediately over Thim and tries to grab a key lock but Thim in turn rolls Seraph over and goes for a rear naked choke . . . this continues for another minute or so before Thim rolls under the ropes and out of the ring.
Seraph backs off allowing Thim to climb back into the ring and the pair lock up again. This time the crowd are treated to a standing chain wrestling display which ends when Thim locks Seraph into bear hug, pops his hips and throws Seraph over the top rope with a belly to belly suplex. Seraph crashes to the floor and Thim simply leans over the top rope and laughs at Seraph. Seraph gets back to his feet, still as composed as ever and waits while Thim backs away before climbing back into the ring. Thim runs the ropes and charges at Seraph as he's climbing in but Seraph sees him coming and shoulder barges Thim.
Seraph leaps the ropes and just misses a leg drop on Thim . . . the pair spring to their feet and Thim takes Seraph down with a good old fashioned punch in the face. Seraph wipes the blood away from his mouth, looks at it and smiles before sweeping Thim's legs out from underneath him and then unleashes a barrage of blows to Thim’s face. Looks like both men have forgotten about the technical stuff and we have a good old brawl on our hands now. The action quickly spills out of the ring and into the crowd where chairs, guard rails and the Spanish announce table are all put to good use. After five unsuccessful minutes of trying to get both men back into the ring which only succeeds in allowing them to destroy a concessions stand and the merchandising table the ref calls for a double DQ and waves in the heavies to separate the pair.
WINNER no contest double DQ in 23.16
AUSTRAROO vs. NAYR vs. FLY vs. MATT DADDYFatal 4 Way Onslaught Action as Austraroo, Nayr, Fly at Matt Daddy face off! Your referee is Junior Hale – Austraroo and Nayr to start off, all 4 men shake hands and there is the bell! Lock up in the middle of the ring, Nayr slips out, go behind to a waist lock – Austraroo throws an elbow which is ducked by Nayr, Austraroo throws a second elbow and when Nayr ducks that one, Aust reaches down and hooks an ankle taking Nayr to the mat. Austraroo hangs on to the ankle and turns it into a quick spinning toe hold, but Nayr kicks him off – both men to their feet as Austraroo charges, Nayr ducks, arm drag – Austraroo rolls through off the ropes, Nayr leapfrogs! Austraroo doesn’t appear to be used to facing a smaller opponent, but adjusts when Nayr rebounds off the opposite ropes by hitting him with a clothesline, spinning Nayr in mid-air! Austraroo takes a step back, and hits a flip leg drop, quick cover – Nayr kicks out at one. Austraroo Irish whips Nayr, but Austraroo makes a mistake by sending him into Fly’s corner – Fly tags in, goes over the top rope – quick back elbow to Nayr, then charges Austraroo, who responds with a drop toehold. Head lock by Aust, shot off by Fly who leapfrogs then monkey flips Austraroo on the rebound – Austraroo lands on his feet, Fly scrambles to his feet, rocks Austraroo with forearm a and tosses the Aussie with a hip toss, followed by a low drop kick – Austraroo needs a breather, and tags in Matt Daddy! Matt Daddy changes the whole complexion of the match by clobbering Fly with a shoulder tackle, followed up by a short arm clothesline and a Russian leg sweep – Fly tries to roll out, but gets caught by MD, who keeps up the high impact offense with a old-school back breaker, bending Da Playa wit’ Da Flava back over his knee. Fly won’t give up, so MD picks him up, hoist him over his shoulder and crasher him with an Oklahoma Stampede Slam! Matt Daddy stands up but is too close to the ropes, and Nayr tags himself in – Matt Daddy looks pretty annoyed by that, but climbs out of the ring. Nayr leaps right up to the top rope, and tries for the whole enchilada with the Nayr Star Press, but Fly rolls clear and Nayr eats canvas! Fly tries for a cover, but Nayr kicks out at one – Fly is still recovering from the punishment that Matt Daddy dealt out. Both men get to their feet, lock up, but stagger to Austria’s corner, who tags Fly out. Austraroo gets back on Nayr fast, pinning the smaller man in the corner and hitting several stiff kicks, he grabs Nayr’s arm, pulls him toward the middle of the ring, reverses direction and Irish whips Nayr back into the same corner. Nayr staggers out and Austraroo drops him with an enziguri – cover- kick out at 2! Austraroo picks Nayr up, snaps his head back with a European uppercut, drives Nayr into Flys corner with to more forearms – Fly is willing to let Nayr take a little more punishment and holds his hands up as if to say “All yours!” so Austraroo hops back a step and fires off a Roo Kick! Nayr ducks the finisher and Fly takes Austraroo’s kick right between the eyes, flying off the apron to the safety rail! Nayr continues his duck into a school boy on ‘Roo, who kicks out – Nayr off the ropes, Austraroo goes low, Nayr goes high – Nayr to the opposite ropes, hooks one or Austraroo’s arms on the rebound and swings around kicking a surprised Matt Daddy off the apron as he hits a tornado DDT! Nayr climbs back on top, and NOW hits the Nayr Star Press! 1 -2 -3!
WINNER in 17:38 – NAYR!
DRINK & DESTROY vs. GROUNDED IN REALITY vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER vs. KZ vs. THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. THE BLACK DAWGS - Elimination Match for the #1 Contendership to the OOWF Tag Team TitlesD&D and TFDU share one corner, as do the Dawgs and GIR. TCH and KZ, least trustworthy of them all, have their own respective corners. Phil and Outback Jack start things off, Phil overpowering OBJ on all fronts, and OBJ tags out to Gator. GB tries his hand, and gets similar results, but then Stank tags in and business picks up. Stank and Phil talk some shit, so Stank takes him down with a massive clothesline. Then a shoulder block. Justin steps in and gets dealt with via a stiff right hand. Stank SLAMS Phil, cover gets two. Tag to FFC, can Capslock drops a leg from the second rope. Cover, but Sane breaks it up, resulting in Capslock chucking JS over the top and to the floor. The diversion allows Phil to tag out to the Big Dawg. UD in, and he and FFC go nose to nose. Slugout ensues, and UD gets the upper hand. Big boot and leg drop get two.
OBEDIENCE SCHOOL is broken up by MHJ, who shakes the rope, crotching UD.
Capslock stomps UD a few times, then sucker punches both Johnny and AA, knocking
them to the floor. Justin blind tags FFC and comes in looking to put a beating on UD. But UD sits up, and Sane goes to tag out, but everyone simultaneously drops to the floor. With nowhere to else to go, Sane hops out of the ring himself, but gets tossed back in by TFDU, and Dawg opens up on him with dogbones in the corner. UD beats on Sane like a ragdoll and hits him with the CHOKESLAM FROM THE KENNEL~! UD could cover, but tags out to Dragon, who comes in and applies the Dragonlock, but Phil is in to break that up. Phil and BD have it out, and in the process, Sane is able to pull himself up, allowing LDW to tag in. Williams first tosses Sane over the top rope, then clips Dragon's knee from behind. Williams works the leg and tags to Moose, who follows suit. Tag to
LDW, and L.D. continues the assault. Dragon reverses an Irish whip, gets a back elbow, and looks for the DKO Drop, but Williams counters into an inverted DDT. One, two... but UD makes the save. That draws Moose in, and UD and MHJ go at it. Moose clotheslines Dawg to the floor, but UD pulls Moose out under the ropes. Inside, LDW looks for the STF, but Dragon kicks him off. Inside cradle gets two for BD, but Williams rolls thru, grabs the tights for leverage and gets the three count! (THE BLACK DAWGS eliminated at 12:02) Gator jumps LDW from behind as the match continues, backs him into a corner, and opens up with a series of kicks, a big chop, then a suplex out of the corner. Cover gets two. Tag to OBJ, who gets a spinning neck breaker. But AA blind tags himself in, much to the dismay of OBJ, who was just getting warmed up. AA stomps away and tosses LDW back into the TCH corner, but Williams fights out, knocking Johnny off the apron and getting a German suplex on Capps. Williams tags out to OBJ, who comes in and tackles AA down. He just kills AA with right hands. AA to his feet, and OBJ drops him with a right hand. Tag to Gator, and he belts AA with a right. Tag to Stank, and he belts AA with a right. Tag to Phil, and he belts AA with a
right. Tag to Moose, and he belts AA with a right, and gives JA one for good measure, too. Moose tags Sane in, and Justin doesn't know what to do... and kicks AA right in the nuts! Gator blind tags back in, tosses Sane to the floor and covers, but Johnny breaks the pin. GB goes to beat on Johnny, but AA recovers and dumps Gator to the floor. OBJ around and TFDU and TCH brawl around ringside as Junior Hale begins a count. Gator takes Johnny's head off with a super kick, and TFDU looks for the CALL OF THE WILD on the floor! But JS wanders into the fray and messes up the timing of it, so OBJ tosses him to the steps. CHOMP~! AA is dead. Gator rolls Capps in at eight, but Sane grabs Gator's foot from under the ring before GB can answer the ten count, and TFDU is counted out! (THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER eliminated at 19:35) Capslock is ALL about beating on Capps, so he hops in and goes to work, pounding away while TFDU and GIR scrap on the floor. Johnny rolls in, and FFC beats on him, too, but Williams sneaks in and clips Capslock's knee. AA is still legal though, finally comes to and tags the first guy he comes across... Moose. MHJ in, and while Junior Hale goes back out onto the floor to try to get TFDU to leave the ringside area, so Moose hits FFC with the chain! Stank hops, knocks the chain out of Moose's hand and puts the beats on him. The chain lands by Johnny's feet, so JA picks it up and sets it on the turnbuckle bolt. Hale makes it back in and orders Stank out of the ring, and MHJ tags to L.D. Williams in as GIR returns to the apron, and LDW goes to work on the knee of Billy, er... F.F. Capslock. Williams uses the ropes and stomps it, then goes for an Indian deathlock, but FFC powers out of it. LDW hooks a foot and tags up to Phil. Phil back in with a legdrop, but cover gets only two. Capslock reverses an Irish whip, but puts his head down too soon, and Phil hits the YARPLEX~! But before Phil can cover, Sane blind tags himself in. Phil looks at him incredulously, and JS with the SHOOTING SPARK PRESS~! But Stank comes in and takes Sane's head off with a big boot before Justin can get to the press part. FFC tags stank in before Sane can tag out, and Stank wastes no time in going for the STANK-U~! But Phil is able to blind tag back in and break it up mid-move. Phil looks for the ASTRO PLUNDER THUNDER BUSTER, but Stank counters with a HUGE spine buster. Sane breaks up the cover, and Stank tosses him to the floor. Johnny tries to sneak in, but charges and gets back dropped to the floor, right onto the Sanest Man Alive.. Phil back up, looks for another YARPLEX, but Stank counters and goes for the STANK-U~! Phil's weight advantage allows him to block that, but Stank busts out the work rate and gets an Oklahoma Roll for the pin! (GROUNDED IN REALITY eliminated at 30:04) Capps jumps Stank before he can even release the pin and looks for the ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT, but Capslock uses that as an opportunity to beat on AA some more. Clothesline breaks that up, and he looks for GREETINGS FROM FRESNO~! Johnny yanks AA down however, and they both punch away at FFC, but Capslock clotheslines them both down, and Stank wants the DUI. But Moose slips back in and drills Stank with the HEART PUNCH~! Hale gets the illegal men out of the
ring and Capps drapes an arm on Stank. One... two... but Stank kicks out! Capps to his feet and Moose tags himself in, looking to finish the job himself. MHJ wants a pile driver, but Stank sweeps the legs out and catapults Jack into the turnbuckle. STANKONIA is broken up by a sucker punch from LDW, and that draws FFC around, and Capslock and Williams brawl on the floor. MHJ tries to power bomb Stank off the middle rope, but can't left him, so Johnny walks around the apron and assists with it, but tags himself in also. Hale tells Moose to get out, and MHJ is peeved. Johnny goes up top, and meanwhile, on the floor, Capslock tosses Williams over the announce table. Adrenaline comes off the top with a fist, but Stank lifts his leg, and JA eats boot. Moose intently tags himself back in while Johnny is stunned, but Capslock rolls in at the same time and MHJ walks right into the DUI~! Stank covers... one, two, three! (KZ eliminated at 36:41) Williams comes to over by the table and rushes the ring, but Junior Hale steps between him and D&D. Capslock pulls Hale out of the way and he and LDW go at it again. Capps sneaks back in with the chain and levels Stank from behind and then slaps on THE CLAW~! AA has it cinched in, and Capslock follows Williams to the floor to continue the assault. Stank is out, and AA releases the hold to go fetch the ref. Hale returns to the ring, but when Capps goes to cover, Stank was playing possum! He grabs AA by the throat, gets to his feet... STANK-U~! Before Stank can make the cover though, Moose rolls back in with the chain, but Stank blocks a blow, and they tug of war over it. MHJ loses his grip, falls thru the ropes, and the sudden momentum sends Stank and the chain flying backwards... and the chain hits Johnny right in the face. Adrenaline hits the mat like a sack of crap, and Junior Hale calls for the bell, disqualifying Drink & Destroy for use of the chain! Despite both guys being knocked out, the referee declares them...
WINNERS in 42:11 and YOUR #1 CONTENDERS to the OOWF Tag Team Titles: THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS
UNCLE ENTITY vs. CONCRETE TG – Onslaught Championship MatchSterling Glaw is YOUR referee!
Mutual handshake to start. The two circle a bit before locking up, wowing the audience with a couple of sequences of good old fashioned MAT RASSLIN. This draws a lot of love from the crowd, and Concrete takes a moment to celebrating by posing for the fans. Entity asks Glaw to give CTG a warning for "excessive celebration"; Glaw refuses and tells UE to take it up with Concrete. Entity charges Concrete and runs right into a clothesline. UE hits the mat hard and CTG follows it up quickly with a leg drop. Cover gets one. UE is not pleased as they get back to their feet. Lockup, UE pushes CTG to the ropes, whips him back across, CTG ducks the clothesline, off the ropes and CTG eats a dropkick! UE gets up and gathers Concrete for a delayed vertical suplex. Cover gets two, but CTG is quickly back to his feet. UE takes a swing at CTG with a closed fist and gets a warning. UE turns to Glaw to protest but CTG grabs the outstretched arm and hammerlocks it. UE slaps at his shoulder and tries to reach back, but CTG only grins and gives him a Hammerlock suplex. Bridge in place, but again only two. UE rolls clear and pounces CTG, putting him in a front chancery. CTG struggles out of it, but doesn't get an arm clear in time so UE wrings it for a bit. CTG rolls out and reverses the wringer, tries to hammerlock again but Entity pulls free. UE slings CTG back across the ring and catches him for a power slam, cover for another two count. Crowd tries to rally CTG but his getting up only lands him in an ab stretch near the ropes. Glaw watches Entity carefully, waiting for illegal leverage, but misses the first couple of pulls when he peeks in to ask concrete if he wants to surrender. Entity drops the hold instead of risking the chance that he gets caught with the illegal leverage. Concrete falls to his knees, putting himself in perfect position for the CRUCIFIX! Concrete screams and shakes his head, but can't move and refuses to surrender. Entity tries to shift his stance and re-balance, but the slacking of the hold is enough for CTG to power out. He rolls back to his feet and reaches for Entity, but eats a European uppercut in the process. Entity grabs an arm to pull Concrete in, but CTG kicks Entity in the gut, stunning him long enough for CTG to lock him up in the SCAFFOLD! Entity's turn to scream, but CTG's arms are weakened enough that Entity loosens an arm, unbalances Concrete and slams him down on his shoulders! CTG struggles mightily but is finally pinned while stuck in his submission hold!
WINNER and still Onslaught champion in 9:33 Uncle Entity
THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE vs. WCW – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchWestgaard and Camby stand toe to toe to start the match off - soup bone, soup bone, soup bone, soup bone! Both men trade furious lefts & rights. Camby finally take advantage with a side slam and then some stomps, elbow drop misses, Both men are back up and JW ducks a clothesline, TW slaps HC right in the face and JW rolls him up from behind for a 2 count. HC tags in TO. Right by TO followed by chops that back JW into the corner where TW gets a blind tag. TW runs into a belly-to-belly suplex. Tag to Camby - held open for the straight right to the body. Head to the buckle. Back elbow, another shot to the head, kick, Whip into the opposite corner, but TW gets the foot up on the charge. TW to the top rope and hits a clothesline. Tag to Westgaard who comes in hitting pinches. Camby battles back with shots of his own. Westgaard ducks a punch and then hits a Lou Thez press. From the mount, Westgaard delivers eight rapid rights. Camby stops that with a choke. The two struggle rolling into the wCw corner. Missy grabs Camby by the hair allowing TW to get the tag. Ayaka seems to be the only one who saw Missy’s interference and starts chasing her around the ring. Westgaard drops down protect Missy from Ayaka. Referee Angelo Barros is distracted trying to keep Ayaka & Missy from interfering which allows TO to sneak in with a clothesline on TW. Camby drives TW into the turnbuckle but TW reverses it into a sunset flip for a two count. A kick by TW, followed by a gut shot, off the ropes, Axe kick! TW is feeling it and yells with the crowd. He took a moment to long as he walks into a Camby spine buster and cover. 1, 2, TW kicks out! Camby hits a wicked straight right dazing TW. Then Camby lifts TW into a one-armed press above his head jawing at JW and the crowd. TW back to his feet groggily, Camby unleashes a delayed vertical suplex . 1, 2, TW kicks out. Tag to TO - held open for a kick to the gut. TO right, right, into the ropes, back elbow. TW is crawling trying to get to Westgaard. TO laughs at TW struggles and hits a snap suplex and covers 1, 2, no. Right shoulder of TW just got off the canvas. TW reversed as Irish whip and Missy pulls down the rope helping TO sail over the top rope to the floor. Camby runs around the ring after Missy but Angelo blocks his way. In the ring Westgaard is tagged in and goes to town on TO who just rolled back into the ring. Barros puts an end to that real fast and orders TW back into the ring. He never saw the tag. Camby lands a boot to the head while Barros removes Westgaard and exits the ring. TO briefly takes advantage but TW is able to hit a drop Sault and make the tag to Westgaard. Westgaard comes out strong with lefts and rights and then slams TO’s head into the turnbuckle. Chops by Westgaard until TO’s chest is red. TO manages to lock in a quick sleeper but Westgaard manages a jawbreaker to stop break it fast. Tag to TW who comes in with a springboard spin kick. TW winds up the chop - and unloads. Another big chop. A THIRD chop from TW has TO screaming in agony. TO comes back with chops of his own now. Into the ropes goes TW, TO ducks the clothesline, but TW lands a flying forearm smash and covers for 2. Tag to Westgaard. Westgaard is in with stomps to TO’s midsection. Camby is pacing like a caged animal and the crowd is taunting him by chanting BALCO, BALCO. TO to his feet and lands a few elbows until Westgaard catches him with a kick to the gut and goes for the Ice Auger! But before JW can finish the move TO spins out and lands a wicked left hook. TO collapses on JW for the pin but TW hits a nig leg drop from the top to break the count at 2. Westgaard's up first and tries another Ice Auger but TO shoves Westgaard into a Camby soup bone. TO charges in for a clothesline but instead we get a double clothesline. Angelo starts the count with both up by 8...TO reaches out and makes the tag to Camby! Camby has been quiet too long and delivers high impact moves to JW and then pulls TW into the ring to destroy him to. There is a sinister rage in Camby’s eyes and after hitting a Dominator to both members of wCw he chooses to eye Missy rather then make the cover. Camby gives chase and Ayaka helps him corner Missy. TW is off the top rope to save Missy again. TW & HC roll into the ring but HC is determined to go to the outside. JW spins him around and nails him with a wicked Crosscheck which sends him into the corner. Blind tag by TO who comes in with a wicked left hook that knocks JW out cold but close enough for TW to make the tag. TW & TO trade blows in the ring while HC rolls back out he and Ayaka have Missy cornered again. HC rears back and send out his big boot but Missy ducks and HC crushes Ayaka’s face. She goes limp and Camby finally snaps out of his trance to help his fallen Ayaka. TO pulls out a set of brass knucks but TW spin kicks them out of TO’s hand. They two lock up again and Missy retrieves the knucks. TO takes advantage with a poke to the eyes. TW panics and grabs Barros to keep from falling. TO is winding up his left hook but with Barros distracted Missy comes in and clocks TO with the knucks. TO is out and Barros finally shoves TW off and TW is able to shake off the effects of the poke. He sees TO on the ground and quickly jumps to the top and lands a 450 splash and covers for the 1, 2, 3. Missy climbs into the ring with the belts and celebrates with JW & TW as HC kneels over Ayaka and screams that he is going to kill all of them.
WINNERS AT 35:41 and still OOWF Tag Team Champions: wCw
NILES ANDERSON vs. CAPELLAN – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchBoth Capellan and Niles Anderson appear confident at the start of the match, and Niles starts the trash talking even before referee Mel Creech gets the belt out of the ring. Cap just looks Niles in the eye, not reacting to the former OOWF Champ’s verbal assault – then Niles ups the ante with a pie-face shove, and Cap comes back swinging! A right hand from the IC Champ clips Niles on the side of the head, but Anderson gets away, ducks into the ropes and demands that Mel get Cap to lay off the closed fists. Cap backs off, and then he and Niles lock up, collar and elbow. Jockey for strength, Niles starts to get the advantage, but Cap breaks free throws Niles to the mat with an arm drag! Niles is up and charging, right into a second and then a third arm drag by Capellan! Cap closes in on Niles, looking for a kick, and Niles ducks between the ropes again, claiming that Cap pulled the hair. Mel turns to address Cap, and Niles reaches over Mel’s shoulder and tags Cap with the dreaded Greco-Roman eye-poke! Now Niles is on the attack, focusing on Cap’s lower back, looking to slow the champ down. Niles hits an across the knee back-breaker, then locks on a Boston crab – it’s too early in the match for the submission, and Niles breaks the hold after a few seconds, and stomps Cap in the spine. NA whips Cap into the turn buckles and the follows with a running shoulder to the gut. Cap is hurt, and Niles drives two more shoulders before the ref gets his to let Cap out of the corner. Niles whips Cap to the opposite corner, catches him on the rebound and hits a belly to back suplex! As Cap sits up, Niles is there with a hard kick between the shoulder blades. Niles continues to work over Cap’s back for the next few minutes, and although Cap is able to avoid any finishing maneuver, and even gets in a few shots of his own, Niles is getting more confident by the minute. He starts showboating to the crowd, and after a delayed vertical suplex, start slapping Cap around, yelling “C’mon, give up! GIVE ME MY BELT!” Suddenly Cap spins up off his shoulders, capoeira style and catches Niles first with a hard kick to the head, and then a leg sweep, knocking Niles to the canvas! Cap is up first, and delivers a series of hard chops and kicks, kicks Niles in the gut, floats over, slams the back of Niles’ head off his knee, and then hits a dragon screw like move – but holding onto Niles’ neck instead! Niles rolls out of the ring, but Cap is RIGHT behind him with a baseball slide, and Anderson crashes into the rails! That took a lot out of Cap though – he is awfully slow to get up! Referee gets to 7 and Cap is back in, followed by Niles. Cap tries to press the assault, but misses a thrust kick, and Niles kicks out his other leg. Cap drops to the mat Niles goes to pick him up and Cap rolls him into a small package! 1 -2 – Niles kicks out! The former World Champ is stunned for a second, and then a look a rage crosses his face. Niles starts dropping clubbing blows to Cap’s back and neck followed by closed fists. He barely breaks at 4 and a warning by the referee, so he picks up Cap and whips him to the ropes – Cap ducks the clothesline, and comes back wit ha leg lariat, dropping Niles again! Again a cover by Cap – Niles kicks out at one! Niles is back to his feet, lifts Cap into position for the STEEDDT, reversed by Cap into a suplex with a bridge! Niles is beside himself, and just starts beating the hell out of Cap – no science, just kicks and haymakers. Creech threatens another DQ, Niles breaks off the assault and whips Cap into the corner and announces “IT IS OVER!” Picking Cap up, Niles delivers another slap, and looks for the STEEDDT off the tops rope! Cap is trying to fight him off – shots to the gut, Niles returns fire, then Cap hits an open palm strike on either side of Nile’s head! Anderson reels, and loses his balance, grabbing Cap as he falls! Cap is too hurt to fight him off, and both wrestles fall from the top to the floor below! The referee starts the count, but it quickly obvious that neither superstar is going to beat the 10 count…
WINNER - NO CONTEST AT 18:44 – DOUBLE COUNT OUT!
HARDBODY HARRIS vs. CHIRS ALT – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchThe two men step to center ring and Harris offers his hand. After a moment’s hesitation, Alt shakes it and we’re underway. They circle and lockup, and Harris pushes Alt back into the corner. Sterling Glaw steps in and gets a clean break. Another lockup and Harris pushes Alt to the corner, but this time Alt braces a foot on the turnbuckle and as Harris breaks, drives forward, spearing the champion to the mat. Alt rolls to his feet and drops an elbow but Harris rolls away. A second elbow misses and Harris gets up only to be yanked to the mat with an arm drag. Harris is up and Alt nails a second arm drag. Harris rolls to his feet and slaps away an attempted dropkick. Alt kips up, and they face off as the fans applaud. They lock up and Harris grabs a headlock, Alt shoots him off and drops to the mat as Harris rebounds. Alt leapfrogs on the next pass, but a second attempted leapfrog goes wrong as Harris catches him and nails a power bomb. Harris covers for two. Harris looks like he might protest the count, but a raised eyebrow from Sterling Glaw is enough change his mind. Harris grabs Alt and gets caught in a rollup that also gets two. With the tone of the match set, Alt and Harris continue to trade the advantage, using every move at their disposal. The escalation continues until Alt reverses out of an attempted TO BE EDITED IN LATER and spikes Harris with the Spinal Contusion! Alt falls on top for the cover and Glaw counts 2.9999 before Harris manages to roll a shoulder. Alt is to his feet first, and gets behind Harris. As Harris gets to his knees, Alt comes off the ropes with a knee to the back and locks on the Dragon Sleeper. Harris struggles, but cannot break free. Amazingly, Harris manages to lock his arms around Alt and power him over in a modified power slam. Unfortunately, he’s too worn out from the sleeper to cover. Glaw starts counting both men down. He reaches six, and both men begin to stir. Harris is up first, and goes for the Fameasser, as Alt rises, but Alt catches the leg and turns the move into a dragonscrew legwhip. Alt holds on to the leg, rolls Harris over, and ties him up in the beginning of an STF. As Alt attempts to complete the hold, Harris blocks with an elbow to the face. He tries again and eats another elbow. Alt releases the hold, gets to his feet, and stomps Harris. Alt picks him up. A whip to the corner is reversed, and Harris follows Alt in with a brutal clothesline. Harris mounts the turnbuckles for the count-along, but at six Alt grabs his legs and nails a running powerbomb. Instead of covering, Alt picks him up and attempts another Spinal Contusion, but Harris reverses into the TO BE EDITED IN LATER!
Harris falls on top and makes the cover. One…Two…Three.
WINNER and STILL OOWF Heavyweight Champion, in 47:36, Hardbody Harris.
After the match, Harris slowly climbs to his feet, using the ropes for support. He staggers over to Alt and reaches out to help him up. Again, Alt hesitates, then takes the hand. The two men stand in the ring with arms raised as the fans give them a standing ovation.
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