OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Ylojarvi, Finland
SHASHWAT MISHRA vs. MERCURYGavin Hale is the referee, the men are announced, Mercury comes to the ring first, Mishra is announced and heads to the ring with an evil grin on his face. Mercury decides to meet Mishra half way and the two meet on the ramp and the brawl is on! Mishra gets in some clubbing blows, Mercury responds with chops that stagger Mishra backward. Mishra rakes the eyes and Mercury staggers down the ramp. Mishra charges but Mercury catches him with a big back drop on the ramp. Mishra howls in pain, Mercury pulls him to his feet and sends him back into the ring. Mercury climbs to the top rope and waits for Mishra to stagger to his feet, then leaps and catches a flying head scissors, Mishra puts on the breaks though, and turns it into a sort of Giant Swing that sends Mercury rolling out of the ring to the floor. Mishra falls to the mat as well, but he is able to slide out of the ring. On the outside, Mishra attacks Mercury, pounding him with forearms to the side of the head. Mishra turns his back to the referee and pulls something out of his tights, it appears he is taking a page out of Abdullah the Butcher’s boot, he has a piece of metal wrapped in tape, he jabs it into Mercury’s head. A dark spot quickly appears on Mercury’s mask. Mishra tucks the weapon away and taunts the crowd, the referee turns to say something to the officials on the outside, with his back turned, Mercury grabs a bottle off the table and smashes it across Mishra’s face. The two continue the brawl for several minutes, the referee barely maintains control of the match. Finally, the end comes when Mishra scoops up Mercury for a slam, he turns it into an airplane spin, the spin catches Hale in the face and sends him flying. Mishra drops Mercury then falls to the mat himself. All three men are down. Mishra starts digging in his trunks, Mercury is doing the same. As the two men get to their feet, Mishra strikes first and throws a fireball at Mercury, Merc ducks at the last second, Mercury then turns and throws a hand full of mercury into Mishra’s face! Mishra howls in pain, Mercury scoops him up and plants him with a tombstone pile driver, then climbs the ropes and hits a top rope dragon sault. Merc covers, Hale comes to just in time, and Mercury gets the three count.
WINNER in 13:41 Mercury
SOULDRAGON vs. SIRIRAMGavin Hale stays in the ring, apparently he has shaken off the cob webs. He is a wrestling referee, he is tough. Both men are introduced, and the bell rings and this one is under way. Both men circle slowly, SD feigns darting in a few times, each time Siriram slaps him away. Finally SD charges in low, and is met with a knee lift to the jaw that sends SD to the mat. On the mat is NOT where you want to be with Siriram. Siriram drops a knee across SD’s chest, then pulls him to a sitting position and kicks him in the back several times, then bounds off the ropes and destroys SD with a falling clothesline. Cover gets a two count. Both men get to their feet and SD tries for a kick to the midsection, Siriram catches the leg and grabs him in a capture release suplex. SD hits the mat hard, Siriram pounces on him again and grabs the arm and locks on the key lock. SD struggles for a moment then scampers to the ropes forcing the break. SD slips under the ropes and regroups on the floor. Siriram gets tired of waiting and leaves the ring after SD. Dragon runs away and slides into the ring and drops an elbow across Siriram’s back as he comes into the ring. SD pulls Siriram to his feet and hits a standing spine buster, then springs off the ropes and hits a moonsault for a one count. SoulDragon keeps Siriram off balance for a few minutes, mostly keeping Siriram tied up on the mat trying to get a combination and pin. No luck, so SD pulls Siriram to his feet and whips him into the corner, SD charges after him and catches a boot to the face, SD staggers, Siriram grabs SD’s arm and pulls him toward him, then nearly decapitates him with a short arm forearm to the jaw. Siriram pulls SD up roughly, nails the Red Fort, then locks on Citizen Erased. SD struggles for a moment, but then if forced to submit.
WINNER in 8:15 Siriram
JOSH O’NEAL vs. FIRECHILDAngel Barros is the new referee, this one should be a fight. Firechild brutalized O’Neal the last time they met, I am sure Josh has that well in mind. Firechild comes out first and sneers at the crowd. Josh is announced, and he sprints to the ring and slides in and attacks Firechild, backing him in the corner and pummeling him with punches and kicks. Firechild rakes the eyes and takes O’Neal to the mat and they brawl on the mat, neither man able to keep the advantage. The action spills out of the ring and the two brawl around ringside, Josh gets the upper hand with some stiff shots to the face, closed fist shots for those keeping score at home. As Firechild staggers away, Josh picks up a chair and throws it at Firechild’s head. The metal edge of the chair catches Firechild in the temple and opens a large jagged gash that is quickly bleeding profusely. Josh follows FC up the ramp, he grabs FC and throws him down by the crowd between the barricade and the ramp. Josh plays to the crowd for a moment then leaps off the stage after him, but as he comes down, FC grabs a board and blasts him in the face! Josh collapses in a heap, and when we see him again, he is pouring blood from the nose, no doubt that it is broken. Both men are pouring blood, and the brawl is moving back among the backstage area. The referee has had enough, and starts making the count in the ring. Folks, they are not coming back. The ref gets to ten and this one is over.
WINNER – Double count out in 1:58
The brawl continues backstage, both men slam each other into the walls, Firechild charges at Josh, and Josh catches him and spine busts him through a nearby table. Firechild may be out! Officials flood the area and keep the two men apart, eventually Capslock and Stank come out and help get O’Neal away and Cole comes out and helps tend to Firechild.
GROUNDED IN REALITY vs. THE BLACKDAWGSPhil and Dawg start the match. Lockup, side headlock by Phil, Dawg powers out, Dawg with the shoulder block. Phil backs up and goes in again - Dawg with the knuckle lock. In the corner...Phil manages to break it - chop! Dawg swings and Phil ducks - chop, chop, chop - side headlock, tag to Sane , Dawg turns round and takes a plancha from Sane for 2. Sane starts firing off lefts, rights, kicks, forearms but it doesn’t look like it is damaging Dawg a bit. The crowd enjoys the effort and starts a "Justine Sane" chant. Dawg has had enough and drills Sane with a clothesline. Sane pulls himself up - Dawg runs in with the big boot but Sane ducks - Sane tries to make a charley horse with quick kicks to the back of Dawg's leg - elbow, kick, kick, dropkick to the shin, tag to Phil - Phil comes in with a Yarplex and the cover 1, 2, kick out. Dawg back up - and grabs the choke – Phil breaks it and goes to work throwing haymakers of his own. Phil bounces off the rope and is caught into a choke. Dawg nails the choke slam - 1, 2, Sane in with a dropkick to Dawg's head to break it up. Dawg stomps Phil and tags out. Dawg holds up Phil for a kick. Forearm in the back by Dragon who then chops Phil’s chest repeatedly in the corner. Into the opposite corner and a running spin kick by Dragon. Dragon lands a swinging neck breaker. Dragon wants to add some punishment while Phil is underneath the bottom rope, but Barros stands in front of him and stops him. He doesn’t stop Dawg from running the apron and dropping a guillotine leg drop. Dawg pulls him out and gives him a hard right hand, then rolls him back in for Dragon. Dragon covers - 1, 2, Phil just kicks out. Tag to Dawg - held open for the kick. Phil sneaks in a chop but it won't turn the tide his way just yet. Dawg with a viscous soup bone combos knocks Phil to the ground. Dawg starts choking Phil with his boot until Barros pulls him away. Dawg yells at Barros then goes back to Phil but that was just enough time for Phil who lands four chops then Irish whips Dawg into the ropes, Dawg ducks a Phil big boot and lands his own flying clothesline. Dawg goes back to work stomping Phil in a neutral corner. Dawg climbs to the second rope and goes for a leg drop but misses. Phil tries his own offense rather then tagging. He tries climbing to the second turnbuckle but Dawg meets him with an uppercut, a soup bone, climbs up after him and gives Phil a huge superplex! Cover - 1, 2, Sane with another dropkick to break it up. Dawg tags Dragon. Dragon with an open kick. Forearm to the back, forearm to the chest, forearm, shoulder, forearm, Phil with a chop but Dragon spins to the back and lands a big German suplex to Phil. Dragon Irish whip to Phil into the corner. Dragon goes for the shoulder block but misses and hits the ring post. Phil with a yarplex. Back up Phil hits the Pirate Booty Bomb and covers - 1, 2, Dragon kicks out. Both men are down and the crowd comes alive for a possible tag to Sane. Tag to Dawg - HOT TAG TO SANE! Sane comes in like a house on fire hitting lefts and rights that do not seem to faze Dawg one bit. Sane tries to add power to his moves adding flips and spins before each move but Dawg stays on his feet. Sane climbs to the top and tries a moonsault but Dawg catches him and is about to nail The Tombstone. Phil is in with a big boot that send Sane on top of Dawg. Barros counts 1, 2, Dawg pressed Sane 5 feet in the air. Dragon comes off the top rope with a flying clothesline which knocks him and Phil over the top. Sane lands a dropkick to Dawg to keep him down and then goes back to the top rope. Dawg starts to stir and Sane jumps and tries a hurricarana. Sane spins but Dawg holds his ground and powers Sane up for The Last Ride. Cover 1, 2, 3.
WINNER AT 11:41 The Black Dawgs
MR. JEALOUS vs. MATT DADDYMatt Daddy as, always, is accompanied by Chuck Norris, and he seems a bit distracted by recent backstage events concerning his feud with Nayr. Mr. Jealous seems confident as always. Lock-up in the centre of the ring (OK, slightly to the upper-right), Matt Daddy tries to get technical with some chain-wrestling, but Jealous powers him down. Jealous stomps him to the outside, and Matt needs a breather. He confers with Chuck Norris, and rolls back into the ring. Jealous charges, but Matt hits a sit out hip toss. He picks up Chuck, looks like he’s going for a scoop slam, can’t quite lift him, but hits a capture suplex instead. Matt gets a sitting double chicken wing hold, but can’t keep it applied for long. Both competitors to their feet. Jealous offers a test of strength, and Matt obliges (with Chuck Norris holding his head and screaming “No! No! No, you idiot!” on the sidelines). Jealous grins, but the grin turns to surprise as Matt begins to overcome him. Just as he’s about to lose, Jealous shrugs, knees him in the midsection. Matt hangs on gamely, so Jealous begins peppering him with knees. Eventually, Matt is forced to let go, and Jealous lays on the VICIOUS beat down. Brawling, mud hole stomping, tree of woe, you name it, Jealous does it. With Matt still in the tree of woe, Jealous looks for a charging shoulder thrust. Matt, however, does the Rey Mysterio sit-up, and Jealous hits the turnbuckle hard. Matt turns around, sunset flip, pauses in the middle of it, stands up, and hits a power bomb followed by a jackknife hold. One, two, no. Jealous lays on another beat down. The match continues like this for a few minutes, with Matt hitting the occasional hope spot. After a reverse tornado DDT, Matt looks exhausted. He really can’t seem to focus on this one. Jealous hits a delayed vertical suplex, and it looks like it might be the end. He pulls Matt to his feet, bounces off the ropes, looks for the Monster as he hits the spear part. Belly to back suplex, Matt blocks, hits the Rolemodel! The pin is academic, and Matt doesn’t seem very excited about the win as he makes his way back.
WINNER in 13:49 - Matt Daddy
AX-MAN vs. MICROPLAYThis is a fast paced match right from the bell with neither man able to gain a significant upper-hand for the first 5 minutes. The deadlock is only broken when both men run the opposite ropes but come off with different ideas . . . Ax springs back off the ropes into a flying crossbody but on the other side of the ring Microplay is springing off with a flying elbow. The two men crash together in the center of the ring and while neither come out of it well, Microplay's elbow does connect full on the head of the flying Ax-Man. Both men take a few moments to recover but its Microplay that makes it to his feet first, followed by a now bloodied Ax-Man. The next few minutes are taken up with Ax barely avoiding the killer blow from Microplay. With Ax staggering Microplay goes up to the top rope for the finish, he leaps from the turnbuckle for the Slingshot clothesline by Ax has that one scouted and half catches/half throws Microplay across the ring using his own momentum. Microplay comes crashing down on the back of his head and whilst he's trying to recover Ax grabs him and hits the figure-four. Microplay struggles and tries to make it to the ropes but Ax is just able to hold him back and after nearly a minute he's forced to tap.
WINNER - in 11.48, Ax-Man
THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER vs. THE DEVIL’S BRIGADEWe have OOWF Tag Team action as Gatorbait and Outback Jack, The Team from Down Under, square off against Harper Camby and Tommy O’Neil of The Devil’s Brigade!
TTFDU and Wally B King comes down to the ring first, only to get jumped by Camby and O’Neil before they get to the ring! Wally makes a run for it, Ayaka hot on his heels, while the two teams start tearing into each other on stage. Camby has OBJ down and is delivering clubbing blows to the back, and O’Neil has wrapped a camera cord around Gator’s neck, trying to choke the big man out! Gator is able to get free by driving backward, sandwiching TO against the steel security railing. He follows up with a clothesline, taking the Irishman over the rail to the concrete, and has a moment to clear his head. Meanwhile, OBJ has gotten back to a vertical base, and is trading haymakers with Camby, but Harper has too much power and is beginning to drive Jack backward. Gator jumps Camby from behind, providing Jack with the opening he needs to kick Camby in the gut, and hit a double arm DDT onto the floor! Now Tommy O’Neil is back in the game, blasting Gator in the back of the skull with a rabbit punch, sending quarters from his loaded right hand flying everywhere! Gator’s eyes roll up in the back of his skull like a well known Undertaker, but instead of gay spooky, Gator simply (and more realistically) collapses into a heap. OBJ immediately attack TO, and they go over the rail and start brawling through the crowd! Back in the ring, Angelo Barros has given up on even getting the match STARTED, and calls for the bell – for what it is worth… OBJ and TO are battling it out, and the Polish crowd is egging them on! Soon OBJ gets handed a steel chair, which he tries to make into a collectors item wrap customizing the shape over O’Neil’s skull! O’Neil suddenly has a piece of pipe and the sound of steel on steel rings through the arena! OBJ has a look of absolute glee on his face again, and O’Neil is swinging for the fences when the shock on the impact of pipe on chair makes both men drop their weapons! Jack doesn’t even slow down so, TO slows him down with a WICKED LEFT HOOK! Now Camby has made his way into the scene, grabbing OBJ by the hair and dragging him to the back, making sure to slam the Aussie against the wall to keep him stunned. He yell for O’Neil to pull a table out, and Camby prepares to power bomb OBJ through it – but at the last second, Gator spears Camby in the back, driving both Jack and Harper through the wood! TO jumps on Gator and start pummeling him, and soon busts Gator open. Now a couple of men from event security arrive on the scene, only to get taken out by OBJ and Camby! As soon as the two rent a cops are out of the picture, the crowd ROARS its approval, since the entire scene is caught by OOWF’s fine cadre of Ninja cameramen and broadcast to the Jumbo RickTron5000! Camby takes a split second to flip off the camera and then take a wild swing at Jack, and they are at it again! Gator and O’Neil are rolling on the ground trading blows, neither man getting a clear advantage – O’Neil suddenly gets free and to his feet before GB, but “bait catches him with The Testicular Claw! O’Neil tries to get free, by hammering rights and lefts at Gator’s head, but the Aussie Powerhouse is true to his namesake and is locked on tight!
More security arrives on the scene to end the brawl, so Jack grabs another chair and starts swinging at anything that moves – Camby included! Harper looks for a weapon of his own and grabs a nearby metal drink carrier, turns to swing and… Suddenly O’Neil yells “NO! Are ye DAFT? STOP!” Outback drops his chair, steps back and puts his hand up saying “Whoa Mate – let’s not be hasty…” Gator freezes, telling Harper “Put down the beer, bloke – and I’ll let your partner go.”
Harper looks around, and the security guards and even the Ninja camera men have frozen in place, while he holds a full tray of Guinness over his head.
“WHAT?!?”
O’Neil: Fun’s fun, ‘Arper – but put the stout down..”
OBJ: “Carefully!”
Camby: “You gotta be fuckin’ kidding! C’mon Tommy! I’m gonna wrap this around Jack’s fucking skull! It’s just beer!”
Gator: “IT’S… JUST… BEER? Why, you ‘Roided up wombat…”
TO: “Nonono! ‘E didn’t mean that partner – seriously, put it down and lets call it a night. We can tear these fairies apart anytime…”
Camby thinks for a moment…
HC: “FINE! Here’s your goddamn beer! Stuff kills your muscle tone, you know…”
Camby storms off - - -
O’Neil, Gator and Jack each grab a couple of cups…
OBJ: “You saved him a hell of a beating O’Neil.”
TO: “Says you. I was savin’ the beer.”
GB: “Next time – he doesn’t get so lucky. But I ain’t telling you anything…
TO: “What’ever – next time, I bust ya up good.”
O’Neil takes his beer and leaves….
AT 28:17 – NO CONTEST
PREDATOR vs. CANADIAN DRAGONMel Creech comes out for this one. Predator comes to the ring and waits patiently, CD comes out next and the two meet nose to nose in the center of the ring. Creech calls for the bell and we start. Collar and elbow tie up, Predator, who has the considerable power advantage, shoves CD off, CD rolls through it, gets to his feet immediately and drop kicks Pred in the knee, sending him to one knee, CD bounds off the ropes again and leaps over Predator with a sunset flip, but he cannot get the big man all the way over. Predator pulls CD up off the mat by his throat and holds him high in the air until Creech threatens him with a disqualification. Predator drops CD to the mat and flexes. Pred wastes no time and sends CD to the ropes and lifts him on the rebound and military presses him, and walks around the ring before slamming him to the canvas. CD gets to his feet and eats a clothesline, CD bails out of the ring and regroups. As CD is standing there, Pred grabs him by the head and pulls him to the apron, CD spins and catches Predator with a kick to the side of the head, that sends him staggering backward into the ring. CD springs into the ring and flies at Predator, but Pred catches him and reverses it to a belly to belly suplex! The action continues for several minutes, CD uses his speed to off set Predator’s power, but he cannot keep the big man down. Predator pulls out some very impressive moves, including reversing a whip to the corner by CD into a spring to the top rope and a clothesline. After over twenty minutes of action Canadian Dragon is climbing to the top rope, he just nailed Predator with a dragon kick. CD takes a moment too long and Predator meets him on the top rope. Both men make it to the top rope and fight precariously on the top rope. CD springs up, lands on Predator’s shoulders and tries to take Predator over with a hurracarana from the top, but at the last moment, Predator grabs him and both men end up falling from the top rope, and crash through the Polynesian Announce Table! Neither man is moving and the ref rushes to check on them, he gives the dreaded “X” and waves off the match.
WINNER – No Contest in 25:05
After the match, medics rush to the aid of both men, Canadian Dragon is up first, they are checking on his knee. Predator is finally up to his feet, holding his neck. He sees Canadian Dragon and charges and blindsides him with a clothesline, then falls to his knee in pain. Medics help both men to the back.
CONCRETE TG vs. FLYThis match is a bit of a clash of styles with the smaller and faster Fly playing a game of hit and move against Crete. Fly manages this for a few minutes before being caught mid move by Crete and planted down onto the mat with a KICKWHAMDDT!! Crete moves in for the pin and just manages one before fly slips out and rolls under the ropes to the floor. The ref starts the count and Crete initially backs off before leaning over the ropes and trying to drag Fly back into the match by his hair. That move is quickly stopped as the ref threatens disqualification and the count starts again. Now, albeit briefly rested, Fly reenters the ring, sliding under the bottom rope and between Crete's legs before bouncing off the ropes and taking Crete out with an insanely fast soaring dropkick. Crete is down and Fly goes for the ping but only gets a two before Crete kicks him out, gets back to his feet and chops the hell out of Fly's chest, backing him into the corner. Fly decides that the easiest way out of this is to simply duck underneath the top rope, forcing the ref to intervene and call for a break This continues and the next few minutes until the finish comes as Fly pushes just that bit too far and goes for a springboard moonsault off the second rope, trying to take out an onrushing Concrete out, Crete sees it coming and pauses long enough to allow Fly to land - then synchs him from behind and hits the Cement Mixer. Say goodnight Fly, 1, 2 3.
WINNER in 9.23, Concrete TG
DRINK & DESTROY vs. KZD&D’s music plays, but nothing happens. After a brief pause, KZ’s music plays, but still no one enters the arena. As Referee Angelo Barros discusses the situation with the ring announcer, L.D. Williams comes through the curtain, airborne. He flies several feet before crashing and rolling down the ramp. He is followed by a stampeding Stank. Stank spears LDW as he gets up, driving him into the apron. As Stank throws LDW into the ring, Moosehead Jack and F.F. Capslock tumble out of the back and roll down the ramp punching and kicking. The distraction gives LDW time to recover and, as Stank slides into the ring, LDW drops an elbow to the back of his head. Angelo, sensing this is as close as he’s going to get to control, signals for the bell as security comes out t o separate MHJ and Capslock, sending them to their corners. Inside the ring, LDW is stomping on Stank, trying to keep the big man off his feet. Stank manages to trip LDW and get to his knees, only to be leveled by an enzugiri. LDW pulls Stank to his feet. An Irish whip attempt is reversed, but LDW tags MHJ on the fly before being destroyed by a Stank lariat. Stank turns around into a low blow from Moose that Barros manages not to see. MHJ pounds on Stank, driving him into the corner. MHJ sets up the heart punch, but Stank powers out, hoists MHJ onto his shoulders, and hits the Stank U! Stank crawls to his corner, but LDW is in to prevent the tag. Barros reprimands LDW, forcing him back to the corner. On the way, LDW grabs MHJ and drags him to the corner as well, then tags himself in. Unfortunately, while watching this, Barros misses the tag by D&D, and refuses to allow Capslock into the ring. LDW again takes advantage of the distraction, and drags Stank back to KZ’s corner. LDW props Stank up in the corner and MHJ, barely back to his feet, wraps the tag rope around Stank’s neck, holding him in place for LDW’s assault. When Barros returns his attention to the action, MHJ releases Stank and LDW tags him in. They pull Stank out of the corner and set up a double DDT, but Stank, in an incredible feat of strength, lifts both men up and drives them to the mat with a double spine buster. Stank crawls to his corner and, this time, makes the tag. Capslock is a house on fire. He levels both LDW and MHJ with clotheslines, then tosses LDW out of the ring. He slings MHJ into the corner, and follows him in with an avalanche. Moose stumbles out of the corner, and Capslock scoops him up and slams him to the mat. Capslock off the ropes and drops an elbow across MHJ’s throat. MHJ is tossed into D&D’s corner, and Capslock tags Stank. Capslock Irish whips his partner, adding extra force to an avalanche by Stank. Stank puts Moose across his shoulders and tags his partner, who climbs the ropes. As Stank turns to deliver the Stank-U, LDW hits a flying tackle that sends Stank into the turnbuckles. Stank goes down, MHJ tumbles over the ropes to the floor, and Capslock lands crotch-first on the top rope. LDW climbs the ropes and punches away at Capslock, only to be pulled off and power bombed by Stank. LDW and Stank get to their feet and slug away. Barros attempts to separate them, since neither is legal, but he gets knocked down. Barros gets to his feet and makes another attempt, but gets knocked down again. Fed up, Barros calls for the bell and waves security back to the ring. The first security guard gets leveled by a heart punch from MHJ, giving the others pause. MHH tosses LDW a coil of barbed wire and reaches under the ring for his board o’ nails. Capslock takes the board full on the back and falls face-first into the ring. Meanwhile, LDW slugs away at Stank, who is bleeding heavily. KZ haul Stank to his feet and MHJ wraps the barbed wire around his fist. LDW holds Stank and MHJ comes of the ropes and hits a barbed wire heart punch. As Stank falls, Capslock roars across the ring and levels both of KZ with a clothesline. The board o’ nails is still stuck in Capslock’s back! Capslock slugs away at MHJ until security finally gets up the courage (and the numbers) to storm the ring and separate the two teams.
WINNERS - No Contest in 23:45.
ERIC O’MAC vs. CORAXReferee: Junior Hale
Lockup and both men move to the corner - Hale wants the clean break - but he doesn't get it as EOM tries a swing – Corax catches it, they switch positions in the corner and Hale tries a second time to get the break. Corax runs in but ends up on the wrong end of an arm drag. Second arm drag by O’ Mac and he holds on. Corax back to his feet - hillock takeover by Corax but O’ Mac Still has a hold on the arm - Corax with a head scissors takedown into a pin 1, 2, almost 3. Corax reacts quickly and grabs an ankle lock and leg scissors. EOM scrambles to the ropes so Corax lets go and both men are back to their feet. Corax manages to shoot and grab the ankle and locks in the STF, once again EOM makes the ropes. Everybody back up. We lockup again, arm bar by Corax followed by a leg trip takedown, O’ Mac nips back up, counters into a hold of his own, adds several kicks while standing on one leg until Corax lands a jumping reverse kick puts him down. O’ Mac splits to duck a Corax clothesline, then manages a monkey flip on Corax who lands on his feet and hits a wicked side kick to EOM’s head. Corax goes for the cover and only gets 2. Corax goes for the ankle again but EOM locks in a small package for a two count. Both men are up and O’ Mac hits a suplex and follows through the motion with a float over into the cover for 2. EOM now in control with kicks and chops. He throws Corax into the corner and then lands a springboard elbow. Corax staggers a bit but is still swinging. O’ Mac ducks the first swing but not the second. Corax hits a quick Shining Wizard that floors Eric. Both men are down while Hale starts the 10 count. O’ Mac tries to roll up but Corax grabs the hair and puts him back on the mat and into a triangle choke. O’ Mac finally rolls to the ropes as Corax is forced to let go. Corax stays hot with a snap suplex and the cover1, 2, kickout. Into the ropes, reversal, O’ Mac with a power slam! O’ Mac to the top hits a missile dropkick. Eric back to the top but Corax up after him and lands five punches to gain control on the top rope and hitting a superplex. Hale puts on the mandatory ten count. Corax up at six. Forearm in the back - into the ropes, Corax with a crucifix...but O’ Mac steadies himself and hits the forward roll slam, continuing the tumbling run into a springboard moonsault off the second turnbuckle - 1, 2, Corax kicks out! O’ Mac is tumbling into a monkey flip. Corax comes back with a seated dropkick and hooks the leg - 1, 2, kick out. Both men back up at EOM takes advantage with a poke to the eyes. Irish Whip into the corner and EOM charges in. Corax lifts up and wraps his legs around EOM’s head ad takes him over the top rope with a hurricarana. Both men are lying on the outside. They start stirring and are trading lefts and rights. Hale goes outside to try and get them back in the ring but eats a right kick from EOM after Corax ducks. Eric sweeps Corax and then goes for the ring bell. Corax sees that and gets a chair. Eric swings the bell but Corax ducks and nails Eric with the chair. Corax goes to try and revive Hale but O’ Mac manages to get back up and nails Corax in the back of the head with the ring bell. Corax is laid out. O’ Mac drags him t the announce table and slams his head into it and then goes under the ring and pulls out a ladder and sets it up inside the ring. Eric climbs to the top of the ladder inside the ring and jumps off hitting a Five Star Frog splash onto the announce table. The table collapses and both men are lying amongst the wreckage. Hale finally comes to and sees the damage and calls for the trainers.
WINNER – No Contest at 10:36
THIM REYNOLDS vs. SERAPHThim Reynolds and Seraph stand off in the center of the ring, Seraph as impassive as ever, Thim with a sneer on his face. Thim offers up a knuckle lock for a test of strength; Seraph locks up, and gains the early advantage, despite Thim’s weight advantage. Thim kicks one hand free, full twist on the shoulder to a standing arm bar – Seraph immediately reverses by doing a front roll, putting the pressure on Thim, who reverses into a hammer lock. Thim reaches over to turn the hammerlock into a standing cross-face; Seraph avoids the hold, reversing into a standing neck breaker – little damage at this point in the match, both men to their feet. Thim makes several more attempts at out wrestling Seraph, but even though he often gets the upper hand, Seraph manages to escape and more than a few times, delivers some damage to Thim! The end of an extended exchange results in Seraph reversing another hold by Thim into a float over, followed by a single-leg takedown and a HARD kick between the shoulder blades as Thim sits up! The crowd is starting to get behind Seraph, who is managing to keep pace with Thim hold for hold! Thim is looking a little pissed off, moves to lock up with Seraph again – Seraph shoots the legs, Thim avoids with a MMA sprawl and drops a HARD elbow to the back of Seraph’s neck, causing The OOWF Enigma to drop to all fours on the mat. Thim delivers a driving knee into the ribs, taking Seraph completely down, where Thim gets all his weight on Seraph’s back and starts wrenching on the neck – nothing fancy here - Thim looks like he is trying to just twist Seraph’s head off his body!
The ref checks on Seraph, but his only response is to hook his opponent’s legs with his arms, and Seraph STANDS UP and hits the Electric Chair Drop! He is too hurt from Thim’s pressure his neck to follow up, and Thim is up to his feet and nearly decapitates Seraph with a running clothesline. Thim is now fully on the offensive, wearing down Seraph with attacks focusing on the neck, and keeping Seraph on the ground as much as possible. Seraph punches his way to a little daylight, Thim whips him off the ropes and goes for The Waking Nightmare- but Seraph escapes AGAIN, rebounds off the far side and hit The Propitiation! Seraph covers, 1 -2 – Thim gets a foot on the rope at the last second! Seraph looks at the referee, which would with a look of frustration from any other superstar, and drops a forearm across the bridge of Thim’s nose. Picking Thim up, Seraph scoops slams him, rebounds off the ropes behind Thim and delivers a low dropkick to the back of Thim’s head. Thim tries to roll out of the ring, Seraph cuts him off, whip to the corner, Seraph with a corner charge, Thim surprises him by dropping down and slamming Seraph’s head into the middle turnbuckle with a drop toe hold! Thim gets to his feet, picks Seraph up, and runs his head full force into ring post! Referee Hale gets in Thim face for a second, and when Thim picks Seraph up, he eats an elbow to the face – Seraph whips Thim to the ropes, looking for The Propitiation a second time, but Thim ducks, hooks Seraph by the neck and drops the Silent Assassin in the middle of the ring with a Neck Cracker! Cover! 1 -2 -3!
WINNER at 12:32 - Thim Reynolds!
After the match, Thim rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp, he stops to look back at the ring and there stands Seraph, expressionless as always, but otherwise looking no worse for the wear. Thim growls and heads back to the ring, as he slides under the bottom rope, the lights flicker and go off for a few seconds. When they come back on, Seraph is gone, but the ring is bathed in blood. Thim looks around, wipes some of the blood off the mat and rubs it between his fingers. A look of something between concern and amusement spreads across his face and he leaves the ring.
UNCLE ENTITY vs. NAYR – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchNayr approaches the ring first, and UE comes to the ring with a mic. He trashes talks Nayr for a few minutes, then hits the “You must be this tall to speak to Uncle Entity” line. Nayr reacts by drop kicking UE in the knee, and ref Mel Creech rings the bell. UE bails out of the ring and checks his knee, then yells at Creech. Creech argues back, and the first minute of the match sees nothing but an Entity/Creech debate. Nayr tires of the verbal warfare and, getting a running start, leapfrogs over the shoulders of Creech and flies full-body into UE on the floor! Crowd goes wild and Nayr soaks up the cheers. Nayr finally tosses UE into the ring and rolls in afterward, but UE rolls out the other side. Nayr goes outside and gives chase. They complete two circuits when Nayr slides back into the ring, and springboards off the ropes onto a still running UE! Nayr again soaks up the cheers and tosses UE back into the ring again. UE begs off and Creech holds Nayr back. UE takes advantage of the distraction to use the Greco-Roman Eye Poke, then blasts out of the corner with a high knee. UE works the chin lock for a bit, driving his knee into Nayr’s back. Nayr gets to his feet and snap mare’s UE over, races into the ropes and dropkick to the back of the head! Nayr goes for the cover but only gets two. UE easily kicks out, then rolls out of the ring again. UE argues with the ref about a hair pull, so Creech asks Nayr. Of course Nayr denies. UE asks the fans for their help but gets none. UE gets back into the ring and they lock up. UE whip, Nayr reverse, UE tries a clothesline that Nayr ducks. Nayr leapfrogs the next time by, then jumps to the second rope and SPRINGBOARD HURRICA-NAYR!! One, two, UE barely kicks out! Nayr back to his feet and hits another dropkick to the back of the head, then adds another running neck snap. Another cover for two, and UE’s had enough and heads out of the ring. Nayr, sensing time is against him, dives through the middle of the ropes but UE moves out of the way and Nayr eats the railing. UE takes time to recover, then tosses Nayr into the ring. HUGE SUPLEX by UE, then a body slam and a few stomps to the head. UE’s methodical tonight, in fact he hasn’t even tried for a pin. UE picks Nayr up by the air and slaps him around, but Nayr gives us the BIG HOPE COMEBACK before UE head butts Nayr to the ground. UE and Creech get into an argument, and it looks like UE’s just going for the 10-minute draw. UE whips Nayr hard into the corner and Nayr does a 180 flip, getting his feet caught in the top turnbuckle. UE charges with a spear but Nayr pulls himself up. CAMERAMAN, ZOOM IN ON ABS!!!! Nayr’s now sitting on the top turnbuckle, facing the crowd. He turns around and sunset flips UE into a pin. One, two, no! Both men are spent and the 10-count starts. UE is up first but Nayr is faster and hits a Shining Wizard! UE is out in the center of the ring. Nayr climbs to the top. NAYR STAR PRESS!!!!!!! Nayr hurt himself as much as he did UE and is slow to cover. He crawls over and Creech counts the pin. One, two, bell, three! Nayr jumps up in celebration, but the timekeeper and Creech confer and it looks like the bell rang before the three count.
The decision is a 10-minute draw. Your OOWF Onslaught Rules Champion is STILL Uncle Entity!
WCW vs. THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchWestgaard and Adrenaline begin things, as JWW overpowers Johnny all over the ring. JA goes to the patented heel standby - the eyepoke - to stop the offense and takes Westgaard down with a scoop slam, followed by a knee drop. Cover gets NOTHING, as Westgaard kicks Johnny off like a rag doll, sending Adrenaline flying back to his corner. Tag to AA, who stomps on Westgaard's foot, then grabs a hammerlock. JWW counters to his own, and AA counters again. Westgaard backs AA into a corner and we get a break. Capps is confident, doing jumping jacks in the corner, then wanting JWW to tag in Wilder. Tag is made, and Capps immediately shoves Tommy to the mat. Wilder bounces right back up, and AA shoves him down again. Tommy up again, and Capps tries again, but Wilder doesn't fall though. Instead, Tommy turns right back around with a jumping roundhouse kick, sending AA bouncing across the ring. Tommy with a soccer kick to the large bull’s-eye that is AA's gut. Capps to the corner to beg off, but Tommy charges and walks up him, flipping backwards off him, then charging with a driving shoulder thrust. Johnny in to stop this assault, and Tommy dropkicks him to the floor, then figures what the hell... DOUBLE SPRINGBOARD CORKSCREW MOONSAULT TO THE FLOOR~! Capps rolls out and looks to take advantage of Wilder's vulnerable state, but Westgaard tackles him down from behind. JWW dumps AA into the crowd, and this one is breaking down already. Wilder rolls Johnny in, but referee Mel Creech informs Tommy that JA is not the legal man. With that knowledge, Tommy tosses Johnny over the top rope and goes out to fetch AA. Westgaard dumps AA back into the ringside area, and Tommy rolls him in. AA to his feet, and Tommy runs to the ropes, but Johnny, from the floor, hooks his feet with Westgaard's hockey stick. Tommy stops and threatens to slingshot over, but Johnny holds the stick ready to use it. This momentary diversion allows AA to dump Wilder to the floor. Johnny drops the stick and puts the
boots to him as Capps gets a breather. Westgaard comes around to run Johnny off, but Creech sends Westgaard back to his corner as well. AA out, gets a few shots in, then rolls Tommy in and tags out. Johnny in and stomps away, then hits a snap suplex. Cover gets only one, but Johnny stays on the attack. To the ropes, and Johnny catches Tommy with a knee to the gut on the way back by. Johnny grabs a stiff front face lock and tags out. AA in and measures Wilder with a kick to the ribs. Delayed suplex by Capps, and AA looks for THE CLAW~! He's got it, but Westgaard takes no chances and immediately breaks it up. Creech drags him out of the ring, allowing for some heel double teaming, featuring the good ol' "slap your hand so it sounds like you tagged out" trick. Johnny sends Tommy to the ropes, but TW ducks a clothesline, but does not duck
Johnny's back elbow the next time by. Johnny holds the pose for a moment, then drops the elbow. Johnny up and drops another elbow. And another. And another. Johnny up for another but stops, raises the roof, unsuccessfully tries to moonwalk, does some sort of disco shimmy, does the sprinkler, grabs his ankle and looks to drive his knee into Tommy's ribs... and misses. Wilder crawls looking for a tag, but AA steps in, drawing the official over. TAG MADE! Westgaard in, but Creech did not see the tag and shuffles JWW back to the corner. AA in and drags Wilder back to the TCH corner, and Johnny gets a tag. AA drops Wilder on the ropes stomach first, and TW gets tangled up. AA seizes the opportunity and kicks away, until the ref forces a break and gets Tommy
untied. As AA backs off and gloats though, Westgaard sneaks in and decks him, and tosses him to the floor! With Johnny on the apron, nobody stands between Wilder and a tag now that he's free of the ropes. JA yells at AA to get up, but when Tommy gets close, Johnny hops in and grabs Wilder's foot. Creech pulls Johnny away though, and Wilder MAKES THE TAG~! JWW clotheslines Johnny down, then presses him... and tosses him onto AA when Capps gets back in the ring. Double under hook, and Westgaard head butts Capps repeatedly, then suplexes him. CROSSCHECK~! And AA goes sailing thru the ropes and to the floor! But Johnny gets a low bow in behind the ref's back and tries locking on a Sharpshooter. But Tommy jumps in with a flying head scissors to break that up! Wilder springboards in again, but Johnny catches him and looks for a power bomb. However, JWW schoolboys Adrenaline, and Wilder falls on top for the cover. One... two... but Johnny kicks out, as Mel Creech has lost all control of this one. Johnny grabs Wilder for the ADRENALINE RUSH~! But Westgaard stops that with a belly to back bomb. The champs set up for NITRO~! But AA slides back in with a tag belt, right in front of the ref. Creech grabs the belt and tries to take it from Capps, but AA won't let him have it. The ref pulls AA out of the way, giving Tommy enough room to take off, but at that very moment, AA yanks the belt from Creech, and AA hits Wilder in mid-air with the belt! Creech has no choice but to call for the bell.
WINNERS in 25:10 by Disqualification and STILL OWWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: wCw.
CAPELLAN vs. NILES ANDERSON vs. CHRIS ALT – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchAlt and Capellan shake hands before the bell as Anderson watches on in disgust. Bell sounds, and Niles tells them to go at it. CA and Cap go to lock up, and Niles sneaks up from behind on the champion, but Capellan senses it, and nonchalantly floors him with a no-look karate kick. But that allows Alt to schoolboy Capellan for a quick two count, and Cap looks to Alt as if to say, "So that's how it's gonna be?" Lockup, and Alt backs the champ into a corner. Junior Hale calls for a break, and Alt does NOT break, but also doesn't take any cheap shots. Hale steps between them and breaks it for them, and the official warns Alt. Meanwhile, Anderson pulls Capellan out to the floor and lights him
up with punches. But a baseball slide by Alt sends NA crashing to the guardrail. Somersault plancha by Alt onto both guys! Alt grabs Niles and rolls him in. CA goes up for what looks like a moonsault, but Cap climbs with him and they slug it out on the top rope. Niles is back in it, shoves Cap to the floor, then steps under Alt and has him on his shoulders. However, CA rolls thru with a victory roll and gets a two count. Snap mare by Alt, and he looks for a springboard dropkick, but Cap is back on the apron and drops him with a right hand. The champion slingshots in with a leg drop, but Anderson breaks up the pin. Capellan and Niles slug it out in the middle of the ring, and Cap sends Niles to the ropes, but Alt is pulling himself up and low bridges Niles, who goes tumbling to the floor. With Alt still on his hands and knees, Capellan charges, leaps off of CA's back and hits a flying, no-hands, corkscrew plancha onto Anderson, drawing the crowd into a frenzy. Capellan tosses Niles in, but it's Alt that takes the cover! One, two, but the champion makes the save. Cap hits a German suplex on Alt, and rolls thru with another, but a third try is blocked, and Alt drops down and rolls Cap thru for a pin. One, two... but Niles kicks Alt right in the face to break that up. Anderson pulls Capellan up and hits an inverted DDT. One, two, but Cap kicks out. Niles switches his focus to Alt, and plants him with an Arn Anderson (no relation) gourdbuster. Anderson then sets Cap on the turnbuckle and goes up, looking for a superplex, but Capellan fights him off and knocks him to the mat. But before Capellan can gain his bearings, Niles is back up and looks for it again. Another slugout, and this time it's interrupted by Alt, who looks to power bomb Anderson out of the corner. Capellan assists with a flying cross body, but Alt makes the cover. One, two, and Cap dives in with the save at the last possible moment! Alt pounds down Capellan, then tries an Irish whip, but the champion reverses. Cap goes to leapfrog, but Alt accidentally head butts him low on the way thru. CA stops, then grabs Capellan for SPINAL CONTUSION~! But Niles re-enters himself into the mix with a blatant, desperation low blow to Alt to stop that, Junior Hale gives Anderson a stern warning, and all three guys are down. Hale starts a count, and gets to six before Anderson pulls himself up. As NA gets to his feet, Capellan begins to stir, but Niles kicks him back down. Niles grabs Alt and tosses him to the floor, then moves in for the kill on Capellan. STEED-DT is blocked though with a release Northern Lights suplex by Capellan. Niles pops up in shock, but Capellan hits the DRAGON KICK OUT OF NOWHERE~! Cover made... one... two... thr... but Alt pulls the official out of the ring~! Cap yells at Alt, and CA explains he's just trying to win. Capellan and Alt trade punches on the apron, and Alt guillotines Capellan off the top rope. Cap stumbles right back into the STEED-DT~! But again, Capellan blocks it, this time by driving Anderson back into the turnbuckle. Alt back in and hits Niles with SPINAL CONTUSION~! Both Capellan and Alt go for the cover simultaneously, and they go at it again. Alt looks for a butterfly suplex, but Capellan reverses it into a backslide attempt, but Alt hooks the middle rope with his foot to block it. Cap is relentless though, and keeps trying. Alt kicks off the closest turnbuckle and knocks Capellan off balance, and Alt gets the backslide himself. Junior Hale is there, checks the shoulders, but doesn't see Capellan's right foot caught under the middle rope! One... two... THREE!!!
WINNER in 21:26 and NEW OOWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION: CHRIS ALT
HARDBODY HARRIS vs. CHRIS COLE – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Cage MatchBoth men have elaborate ring entrances. Cole goes back in time and bottles Led Zepplin's all-encompassing pansiness, with dragons and sword play and the king riding in on his Mighty Steed to smite the Trogdor. He rises up through the stage on a stone-chiseled throne, wearing furs and head-jewelry. Next Harris’ video plays, with something to do with how Vikings rose to power in 1820s Finland because they realized if nobody would fight for them, then they had to fight for themselves. The piece ends equate Harris’ lifestyle to Eric the Great. Then some Viking horns play, an old battleship floats out with a bunch of Viking-types hanging off the sides. They quickly disperse and take up stations around the ring, all coked-up versions of William Shatner. Talk about chewing the scenery. Was one of the Vikings CM Punk? To Punk's credit: if that *was* him, he looked 40 percent less-diseased than usual, and appeared as though he might have taken a shower this week. Somewhere, Spinning Toe Hold is officially freaking out. Ring the bell and we’re finally cooking with gas. They lock up and Cole shoves Harris into a corner and rubs the back of his head against the cage. That’s enough to stoke the fire in Harris, and he spins Cole into the corner and lays into him with a series of punches and chops, finalizing with the Trish Stratus “lick my palm before I slap you” smackdown. Harris whips Cole across the ring and Cole slams into the turnbuckle, walks out three steps and does a Flair Flop. Harris briefly responds to the crowd, then attacks Cole with more punches of fury. Cole throws a vicious knee to slow things down, then slingshots Harris face-first into the cage. Cole grabs Harris and cheese-graters his face into the chain-link fence, and Harris comes away bloody. Cole spends the next 10 minutes going Old School on Harris, opening the cut on his forehead, talking smack and making very few attempts to leave the cage. He also unties a turnbuckle pad and runs Harris’ head into it repeatedly. Harris pumps blood like a spray can, and the first row of fans ask for dropclothes. The closest Cole comes is after delivering a HEADLINER to Harris, he get to the top of the cage before Harris grabs his leg. Harris hangs on for dear life and eventually climbs to the top turnbuckle with Cole. Harris wins the battle of the chops. Cole slips, straddles the ring rope and falls to the mat an octave higher. Harris takes control from here, giving us the huge Ricky Steamboat comeback. Harris goes toe-to-toe with Cole and after five minutes of Total Non-stop Action (where have I heard that phrase before?), Harris whips a groggy Cole into the ropes and TO BE EDITED LATER!!! Cole is down and out on the mat and Harris starts to climb the cage. He gets to the top and puts a leg over the top when Firechild runs down to ringside and tries to climb the cage. Harris prepares for another fight, but the No. 1 BEST FRIEND IN THE OOWF!, Chris Alt runs down to pull Firechild off the cage. Alt and Firechild brawl into the audience, and all the while Harris remains at the top of the cage and Cole is down in the middle of the ring. As Harris thinks about climbing over the cage, Cole starts to stagger to his feet. Harris turns to look back inside the ring and sees Cole stirring. Being the NO. 1 FACE IN THE OOWF, Harris of course decides not to climb over the top and win the match. Instead, Harris poses for the fans, points to Cole and gets a rise from the crowd. Harris raises his arms and leaps from the top of the cage. NO.1 AXEHANDLE IN THE OOWF FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE!! But Cole saw it coming and Superkicks Harris! Oh, the humanity! Cole is bleeding like a faucet, and Harris is busted open like a New Orleans levee. The referee’s count is at six when he slips in a pool of blood and hits his head on the canvas. Cole is the first to get to his feet, and he kicks at the limp body of Harris. Cole staggers to the corner and thinks about climbing the cage, then decides to get a few stomps on the ref for good measure. HEADLINER ON THE REF!!!! Cole wipes the blood off his brow and tosses it at the ref, then walks over the Harris, grabs his leg and drives repeated elbow drops into the KNEE OF HARDBODY HARRIS! Cole goes to the turnbuckle and starts to climb. Harris crawls to the ropes on the other side of the ring and drags himself up the cage despite having only one good leg. Cole gets to the top first and makes the “I want the title” gesture with his hands to the crowd, not realizing that Harris is climbing on the other side. Cole begins climbing down as Harris gets to the top. Harris, seeing he’s about to lose the title, leaps from the cage and freefalls to the floor. Cole watches Harris let go and climbs faster. Both me hit the ground at nearly the same time. The bell rings and the ref outside the ring, who was between both men and had his head on a swivel trying to determine who came down first calls for the bell.
Announcer: Your winner, in 22 minutes and 39 seconds, by result of his feet landing on the wrestling mat prior to the feet of his opponent as mandated by the contract signed by the two wrestlers and the commissioner of the OOWF, The Rick, with feet being defined as the two human structures comprised of five toes, a sole, arch and heel attacked to an ankle…
CC (stumbling over to the announcer): JUST TELL US WHO WON THE DAMN MATCH!!!!!!!
Announcer: …and STILL OOWF World Champion, Hardbody Harris!!!
Cole goes ballistic and kicks the announcer in the gut. HEADLINER ON THE ANNOUNCER!!! Harris is being carried backstage by a pair of EMTs as the announcement is made. He stops and raises his TRICKED OWT TITLE in the air, soaking in the cheers. Cole, still furious, attacks Harris from behind and swiftly hits Harris with a TO BE EDITED LATER!!!!!! Cole picks up the title belt, spits on it and drops it on Harris’ head as referees escort Cole to the back.
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