OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Archangel, Russia
SIRIRAM vs. MICROPLAYSiriram and Microplay get to it immediately with a collar-and-elbow hookup, and Siriram powers MP to the ground. MP regroups for a second collar-and-elbow but again is tossed to the mat. Siriram flexes his muscles and mocks MP. Not liking that, MP charges, knocks Siriram off his feet and begins pummeling him with lefts and rights. Siriram fights back and suddenly we have a Pier 6 Brawl! They tumble out of the ring, Siriram rakes the eyes and whips MP into the guardrail, then drives MP back-first into the ring apron. MP’s in some pain and Siriram tosses him back in the ring. Siriram with a chin lock and a knee to the back, focusing on the back. Fans think about going to the concession stand, so Siriram pulls MP up and does some of those old Nick Bockwinkle shove-into-the-ropes-and-forearm-to-the-back deals, further weakening MP’s back. MP gets some token offense but for the most part Siriram remains in charge. Siriram whips MP into the ropes, MP reverses and leapfrogs, then sets and backdrops Siriram over the top rope and to the floor! MP surveys the damage from the apron, the takes a flying axe handle to Siriram outside the ring. MP is now the FACE ‘O FIRE, slamming Siriram’s face into the guardrail and drawing a bit of blood. MP tosses Siriram into the STEEL steps, then rolls Siriram back into the ring. MP Flair Flops on the outside and the ref starts a count. At six Siriram is on his feet inside the ring and reaches over the ropes to grab MP. MP crawls up to the apron, but Siriram’s going for the outside-in suplex. MP blocks, and tries to suplex Siriram inside-out. Siriram blocks but MP drops down and slingshots Siriram’s throat on the ropes. Siriram flops to the idle of the ring. MP sees this and staggers to the turnbuckles. Man this is crazy, he’s going to the top rope! MP signals for the top-rope elbow drop but we think Siriram’s playing possum. MP leaps and we KNOW Siriram’s playing possum. Siriram rolls away and MP crashes and burns. Siriram is quick to lock on the CITIZEN ERASED!!!! MP’s caught in the middle of the ring and BY GAWD HE COULD BE BROKEN IN TWO AND SUFFERING FROM INTERNAL INJURIES!!!! Well, we don’t really know that but MP has tapped out and this match is OVER!!
WINNER in 8:19, Siriram.
AX-MAN vs. MR. JEALOUSAngel Barros is your referee for this match. The two men circle, collar and elbow tie up, Jealous uses his strength advantage to push Ax back into the corner, Barros calls for the clean break, that’s not going to happen, Jealous unleashes a chop, and Ax goes to the eyes. As Jealous staggers away, Ax charges and clips Jealous in the back of the knee sending him to the mat. Ax grabs Jealous leg and drops an elbow across his knee and bends his leg. Jealous hooks his fingers in Ax’ nose and threatens to pull his nose off his face. Ax breaks the hold and gets to his feet, as Jealous gets to his feet, Ax tries a low drop kick to his knee, but as he is going down, Jealous gets a boot up and catches Ax in the face. Jealous pulls Ax to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him wit ha press slam, then drops him on his shoulder and then slams him to the mat. Cover gets a two count. The math continues back and forth and the action spills out of the ring. The two brawl around ringside for a minute, Jealous gets the advantage, bouncing Ax head off the guard rail. Ax-Man staggers against the ring post, Jealous charges at him, and Ax moves. Jealous slams face first into the post, and comes up a bloody mess. Ax moves the ring steps and pins Jealous leg against the ring post and replaces the steps, Jealous is trapped upright. Ax gets a running start and leaps at Jealous catching him around the head and pulling him to the floor. Unfortunately for Jealous, his leg stays trapped and his knee bends the wrong way. Jealous yells in pain on the floor clutching at his knee. Ax pulls Jealous up and rolls him back into the ring and locks on the figure four on that damaged knee. Jealous is quick to tap.
WINNER by submission in 13:44 Ax-Man
SHASHWAT MISHRA vs. CHRIS COLEGavin Hale is the referee, Mishra comes to the ring and is ready for action, Cole storms to the ring next, he does not look too happy. He gets into the ring and backs into the corner, Hale orders the two men to lock up, but Cole demands that the ref checks Mishra. Mishra looks rather annoyed by this, but consents, as soon as Hale turns his back, Cole pulls something out of his boot, charges in and slams Mishra in the temple. SM falls to the mat in a heap. He appears to be out cold! Cole turns his back to the ref and we see him slip a pair of brass knucks into his tights. Cole slowly slides out of the ring while Hale checks on Mishra. Cole grabs a chair and makes his way back into the ring. Cole taunts the crowd for a minute, then raises the chair over the prone Mishra and is about to slam it down on the back of his head when Hale leaps up and grabs the chair! Uh oh. This just makes Cole even madder, he grabs Hale and hits a reverse Stroke, slamming Hale’s face down on the chair. Hale is out, Cole picks him up and throws him out of the ring, then grabs the chair and repeatedly slams it down on Mishra. Cole pulls Mishra to his feet and hits the Headliner. Cole is about to set him up again when Siriram hits the ring. Cole sneers at him, then backs off slowly.
WINNER in :15 by DQ, Shashwat Mishra
SOULDRAGON & MERCURY vs. THE BLACK DAWGSTag team action tonight in Midweek Mayhem. We know it's not all that original, but it's always been good enough for us. SoulDragon and Mercury have separate entrances, as they are not an official tag team, not being in the tag team division and all. They don't even have a tag team name. If they were, it would probably be, um, is Dungeons and Dragons taken? This babbling is to distract you from the fact that the BlackDawgs get an extended ring entrance to compete with the dual entrances of Mercury and SoulDragon. It's actually not that obvious, UnderDawg just drives his ATV a little slower than normal. It is decided that UnderDawg will start things off with Mercury. For some reason, Mercury and SoulDragon don't seem to enjoy being paired with each other, you'd think that they'd be all for it because they're both heels. Mercury tries to start things off with a leg lariat, but it doesn't faze UnderDawg. He quickly picks up Mercury and plants him with a gorilla press power slam. UnderDawg stomps on him for a bit, then picks him up, and goes for Dawg School! SoulDragon shakes the ropes however, and Dawg falls into the ring. Blackdragon tries to jump in and the ref tries to hold him back as SoulDragon takes the advantage to double-team UnderDawg. The aging referee is no match for a professional wrestler though, and Blackdragon pushes past him and the brawl is on! Blackdragon chops away at SoulDragon, couple kicks, more chops, and then a German suplex to the outside. Blackdragon flies out with a suicide plancha, as the UnderDawg starts to get the better of the exchange with Mercury, and finally drops him with a big boot. The pin gets one and a half. They both get up, Dawg whips Merc into the ropes, Mercury dodges a clothesline and comes back with a cross body. Dawg catches him, and hits a Fire Plug driver! A somewhat arrogant pin, Merc kicks out at 2 and a half. Blackdragon and SoulDragon have made it back to their respective corners. UnderDawg tags in Blackdragon, who sprints across the ring with an elbow drop to stop Mercury from making the tag. Blackdragon now applies a chicken wing over-the-shoulder cross face. Mercury is in pain, but makes it to the ropes. Mercury is simply brutalized over the next few minutes, in a combination of UnderDawg's brawling and Blackdragon's technical skill. Finally, BlackDragon Irish whips him into the corner, but SoulDragon pulls Merc out of the way and Blackdragon misses a corner attack. SoulDragon gloats, and BlackDragon looks angry. He grabs Mercury, and goes for the Dragon Combo! Backbreaker, dragon suplex, Dragon Lock! Mercury is in absolute agony. He teases a tap, but SoulDragon has entered the ring, and he hits a brutal looking kick to BlackDragon's face. UnderDawg is in now, and starts working on SoulDragon. Mercury has already rolled out of the ring. Blackdragon slowly gets to his feet. UnderDawg whips SoulDragon to the corner, and in a nifty move, hits a spear while Blackdragon hits a leg lariat. UnderDawg picks up SoulDragon, Last Ride! But SoulDragon isn't legal, and he rolls out of the ring as well. Both UnderDawg and Blackdragon follow. They proceed to slam Souldragon's head into a variety of objects, including the guardrail, the announce table, the steel steps, even nachos held by some fat guy. During all this, however, Mercury has rolled into the ring. The referee reaches ten... count out victory for SoulDragon and Mercury! SoulDragon, however, has no clue, as he has just received a Last Ride through the announce table. Blackdragon reaches down, dips his finger in nacho cheese from Souldragon's head, and licks it. He gloats, and then leaves with UnderDawg.
WINNERS: SoulDragon and Mercury via Count out.
PREDATOR vs. CANADIAN DRAGONPredator attacks CD before the bell and levels him with a shoulder block that sends him out of the ring to the floor. Predator leaves the ring to chase, CD, but as he is coming out, CD slides under the bottom rope. CD now in the ring, springs over the top rope and catches Pred with a perfect plancha. CD rolls Predator into the ring and waits on the apron for him to get to his feet, as Pred gets to his feet, he staggers toward the ropes and CD tries the springboard Canadian Destroyer that he used on Thim, but Predator grabs the ropes and drops down and gets a two count using the ropes, the referee kicks his hands off the ropes and CD rolls him over and gets a two count. Pred rolls through and lunges at CD catching him in the face with a forearm. The action continues back and forth for several minutes, with neither man able to maintain an advantage. The end comes when CD has Predator on the top rope, he is setting him up for a superplex, but Predator fights out of it. The two men exchange shots on the top rope, Predator teeters on the edge about to fall off the top to the floor. CD tries to leap up and take Pred over with a hurracarana, but at the last second Predator regains his balance, catches CD by the throat, and throws him off the top rope! A TOP ROPE CHOKESLAM. CD hits the mat hard, Predator tries to regain his senses on the top turnbuckle. In the ring, CD gets to his feet, as he turns around to look at Predator, Predator leaps from the top and nearly decapitates him with a flying clothesline. Predator covers, hooks both legs (and a handful of tights for good measure) and gets the three count
WINNER in 21:43 Predator
AUSTRAROO & FLY vs. GROUNDED IN REALITYJustin Sane and Phil have their usual disagreement over who’s going to start the match, but Phil’s not much for debating tonight and decides to go outside the ring for a little light law book reading. Sane calls out Austraroo, who obliges. Lockup, arm drag by Roo. Sane charges, another arm drag takedown. Sane charges, this time grabs the headlock, looks for something to ram into for the HIGH RISK HEADLOCK. But Roo tosses him off, into the ropes, Roo leapfrog, criss-cross, Roo makes the tag and Roo and Fly stand back to watch Sane run back and forth across the ring. Phil catches a glimpse of what’s going on, shakes his head, puts down the law book and tags Sane as he passes by. Sane stops and glares at Phil, then sees Fly and Roo laughing across the ring. Sane kicks the bottom rope and somehow gets entangled before falling out of the ring. A fan jumps over the barrier and gets a two-count for the DDT title before Sane kicks out and the fan is ejected. Phil steps to the middle of the ring and Roo and Fly realize that combined they’re still outweighed by Phil. Fly charges first and is swatted away. Roo charges next and receives a head butt. Fly charges again and eats a big fist to the face. Roo charges a second time and is press slammed on top of Fly. Roo and Fly roll out of the ring to regroup, and if we had commercials this would be a good time for them. Roo and Fly determine that the Ninja Attack did them no good, so this time they circle Phil before attacking at the same time. Fly jumps on Phil’s shoulders from behind and Roo goes for the legs. Phil starts to get wobbly, so Sane comes in to help. For some reason he jumps on top of Fly (who’s already on top of Phil), and a few seconds later PHIL IS DOWN! But in the melee, Sane ends up on the bottom of the mess, with his shoulders to the mat, and Fly gets a two count before Sane lifts a shoulder. Phil kicks Roo across the ring and gets back up with Fly still hanging around his neck. Massive snap mare sends Fly upside-down into a corner, hanging by his boots. Sane, sensing the opportunity, revs up and connects with a Tajiri Sliding Kick to the face of Fly! Sane stands up and preens to the crowd, and is met with a vicious Superkick by Roo. Phil grabs Roo by the neck and CHOKE SLAM. Everyone’s bailed from the ring except Phil, and we have out second chance at commercials. What? No commercials? Damn. OK, Fly gets back into the ring and we have our legal men again. Fly picks up speed coming off the ropes and goes for a high-risk flippy-floppy thing, but gets caught in midair and Phil Power Bombs Fly to the mat! Phil goes for the pin but Roo breaks it up with a top rope leg drop. Roo and Fly whip Phil to the ropes for a DOUBLE DROPKICK! They spot Sane trying to get back into the ring, so again the double whip and Phil crushes Sane into the corner! Phil staggers out and Fly and Roo HIT A DOUBLE FREAKING FLAPJACK ON THE 500-POUNDER!!!!!!! Amazing! Roo and Fly stare at each other in disbelief. But look at this! Phil is struggling to his feet, trying to stand. Austraroo sets up in one corner, warming up the Sweet Men At Work Music, while Fly climbs to the opposite top rope. Austraroo takes aim and ROO-KICK takes the big man down! FLAVA DROP from across the ring!! Fly with the cover. Austraroo clotheslines Sane over the top rope as he tries to make the save! One, two, three! What an upset!
WINNERS in 19:29, Austraroo and Fly.
NAYR vs. MATT DADDYMel Creech is YOUR Referee!
Nayr is trying VERY hard to hide his busted up knee. MD has Chuck Norris with him, and Chuck takes a seat by the timekeeper's table.
Slow start, as Nayr tumbles about the ring in a display of acrobatics to warm up the crowd. MD seems a little nervous to this, waiting for a feint in for an attack, which never comes. This takes care of the first minute or two of the match, and Mel orders a beer and sips on it as Nayr bounces around. Crowd chants "Flippity shit! Flippity shit!" as MD starts chasing Nayr. the little lucha tumbles to the corner and leaps up on the middle rope, ready to flip over MD, but he miscalculates and MD catches him for a power slam. Nayr rolls to his feet, and stumbles as his knee aches a little from the tumbling. MD scoops up Nayr and slides him out the ring. Nayr lands roughly on the floor and doesn't get up immediately, causing the crowd to murmur a bit. MD slips out of the ring and gathers Nayr. He glances at Chuck, who points at the leg. MD nods and tosses Nayr back into the ring and slides in, grabbing the bad leg and securing it in a half-crab. Nayr struggles but refuses to tap - and Mel doesn't even seem interested in asking Nayr if he wants to give up. MD drops the hold and panders to the crowd while Nayr gets back to his feet. MD turns and ends up eating a Bellow in the breeze! MD falls down, causing Chuck to stand up. Nayr stomps on MD and tries to finish him off with a standing moonsault. Mel falls into place and counts 2 before MD shoves Nayr off. Nayr bounces to the ropes for an Asai moonsault, but MD is well out of the way when Nayr lands flat on his face. Chuck points at his leg again. MD grins and puts Nayr in a Boston Crab. Chuck claps, but hesitates when he sees Nayr flipping him off! Chuck marches to ringside and starts to tell Nayr off, but Nayr won't stop gesturing. Chuck aims a high kick at Nayr, who slumps JUST enough for Norris to kick MD in the back! MD releases the hold and falls on his face. Nayr squirts free and laughs, dashes to the corner and lands the NAYR STAR PRESS! Mel counts the 1, 2, 3 for the win and Chuck watches, stunned.
WINNER in 9:12 Nayr the Halfling Luchadore.
After the match, MD is helped to the back by his friend Chuck. Nayr tumbles around the ring to celebrate, then limps to the back.
THIM REYNOLDS & ERIC O’MAC vs. CORAX & SERAPHCorax and Seraph are out first, showing solidarity by entering together to Corax’s music. Thim is next, striding to the ring and immediately trash-talking Seraph. Eric takes his time walking down the aisle, pausing to threaten some of the more vocal fans. As Eric approaches the ring, Corax gets tired of waiting and sprints to the ropes, spring boarding over Thim on the outside and taking Eric down with a plancha. Thim, momentarily distracted by the body flying over him, is easy prey for a baseball slide by Seraph. Seraph rolls under the ropes and manhandles Thim into the ring as Corax picks Eric up and tosses him into the railing. Corax hits a lariat on Eric that rolls both men over the railing. They brawl in amongst the crowd, with Corax gaining the advantage until Eric tosses a fan’s beer in his eyes and follows up with a sick DDT on the concrete. Meanwhile, Thim and Seraph trade punches in the ring. Thim grows more and more frustrated with each shot, as nothing seems to draw a reaction from Seraph. Referee Angelo Barros, tired of waiting for Eric and Corax, declares Seraph and Thim the legal men and calls for the bell. Thim keeps swinging harder and harder, attempting to draw a reaction. Finally, the hesitation is long enough for Seraph to catch his arm and turn it into a hammerlock. Seraph switches his grip to a waist lock, with the arm still trapped, and drills Thim with a belly to back release suplex. Seraph covers, but only gets one as Eric comes over the top with a slingshot leg drop to break the pin. Barros attempts to restore order, but Thim and Eric refuse to give up the two-on-one advantage. Seraph manages to escape and roll to his corner, but there’s no one to tag. Seraph’s momentary distraction looking for his partner allows Thim and Eric to hit a tandem belly-to-back suplex that drives Seraph into the mat. Thim covers but only gets two. Thim and Eric continue to work Seraph over for the next several minutes, making quick tags and methodically taking him apart. Corax, blood dripping from his mask, slowly makes his way back to ringside. Eric tags in Thim and deposits Seraph on the top rope, holding him in place as Thim climbs up for the Full Spinal Re-Alignment. Thim attempts the move, but Seraph manages to twist in his arms before being thrown, driving Thim to the mat with a cross body. Seraph continues the motion, rolling off and into his corner, where Corax is waiting for the tag. Corax is in, and is a house-a-smolder, due to blood loss. He takes Thim down with a spin kick, then does the same to Eric. Corax ducks a Thim clothesline and dropkicks him into the corner. An Irish whip is reversed as Thim plants himself and changes Corax’s angle, tossing him into Thim’s corner. Thim follows in with an avalanche and tags Eric. Eric whips Corax into the corner and follows him in, but Corax rolls out of the way and nails a shining wizard from behind as Eric hits the turnbuckles. Eric falls hard, and Corax ties him up with the Trickster’s Trap. Thim attempts the save, but is leveled by a spear from Seraph. With no help in sight, Eric is forced to tap.
WINNERS in 26:36, Corax and Seraph.
NILES ANDERSON vs. CAPELLANTrash talking exhibition to start things, then a stiff collar and elbow tie-up. Anderson backs Cap into a corner, and newly hired OOWF official Jaques Carrier calls for a break. Anderson smugly backs away, but Capellan slaps the taste out of his mouth. Niles charges back in, but Cap slides out of the corner and tosses NA in there and opens up with punches and chops. Relentless Capellan won't stop, and Carrier steps between the men again. Anderson protests Cap's assault, and Capellan is like, "Well, come on then." Niles creeps in, but Capellan grabs a headlock. Niles goes to the eyes to break that. Irish whip, but Niles puts his head down early, and Cap kicks him in the mouth. Schoolboy rollup gets a quick two count, and Capellan goes back to the headlock. Niles fights to his feet and tries a side suplex, but Cap flips out of it and lands on his feet behind NA. Cap pushes Anderson to the ropes and looks for another rollup, but Niles holds on as Capellan rolls away. Cap charges, but Niles backdrops him over the top to the floor. Niles smells blood and drops down to the floor, but he's too cocky in approaching Capellan, and Cap pulls him down into the ring steps. Capellan mounts Niles for some punches, but Niles rakes the eyes to break, then drives Cap shoulder first into the post. Shoulder first into the stairs, and Niles kicks him while he's down. Carrier has begun a count, and Niles rolls in to break it at eight. Anderson back out and DDT's Capellan on the floor. Niles rolls back in, lounges on the far side turnbuckle, and lets the ref count Capellan out. Six... seven... but Capellan is actually stirring. Eight... Capellan is pulling himself up by the apron. Nine... and Capellan rolls in to beat the count and Niles is pissed. Anderson off the turnbuckle and stomps away, yanking Cap up for another DDT, this one a single armed variation. One, two... and Capellan kicks out. Shoulder first to the turnbuckle, and a German suplex gets another two count. Anderson pulls up Capellan up by the bad arm again and hits a hammerlock slam. With no wasted motion, Niles pulls Cap up again, but Capellan cradles him out of nowhere! One, two, and Niles kicks out. Anderson pops up before Cap can gain his bearings and knees him in the face. PRECISION INCISION~! But Capellan kicks him away, not once but twice. Capellan gets to his feet, but that allows Anderson an opening to kick him in the gut and set up for the STEED-DT~! Capellan grabs the ropes out of desperation, but then manages to dump Niles over the top to the floor. Niles gets to his feet and slides back in, but Capellan catches him with a super kick out of nowhere and both guys are down. Carrier's count gets to five before they both start to stir, and they both reach their feet at eight.
Slug out is won by Capellan, and he gets an inverted atomic drop. Irish whip reversed, but again, Niles puts his head down, and Cap gets a neck breaker for a two count. Capellan to the top rope and comes down with an overhand chop to NA's head. Another two count. Cap pulls Anderson up, but Niles rakes the eyes again. Another STEED-DT try is blocked, but the DRAGON KICK misses as well. NA grabs Cap's bad arm and snaps it off the top rope, then picks him up for a slam, but dumps him over the top while still holding onto the arm. Cap's in pain outside, and Anderson falls to the mat to get a breather. Carrier begins another count, but Capellan is up at four and climbs back onto the apron. Niles meets Capellan as Cap reaches the apron, and they slug it out. Niles goes to the eyes yet again, then tries a modified side suplex from the apron to bring
Capellan back in. But Capellan shifts his weight on the way over and tires to sunset flip Anderson over, but Niles shifts HIS weight before Cap can take him over and has Capellan pinned. One, two, and Niles grabs the middle rope just to be sure as the referee makes the three count!
WINNER in 18:39: NILES ANDERSON
THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER vs. THE DEVIL’S BRIGADEPier six to start things, and OBJ backdrops O'Neil out to the floor. Camby and Gator slug it out, and GB ducks a haymaker, and TFDU double clotheslines HC to the floor. O'Neil back in, but the Aussies look for the CALL OF THE WILD~! But Camby pulls Jack to the floor, and Tommy rolls Gator up. One, two, and Gator kicks out. Camby slams Jack on the floor, and we get a TDB double team in the ring, as referee Jaques Carrier struggles to maintain control. Camby with some stiff shots on Gator, and draws blood hard way from the nose. Power slam, but OBJ re-enters the scrum, and takes down Camby. Tommy looks for the LEFT HOOK~! But Gator ducks it, and hits a belly to back suplex, taking both guys to the floor. BOOMERANG~! But Camby blocks and hits a pumphandle slam. HC sets up for the power bomb, but GB flies back in with a missile dropkick and OBJ jackknifes thru with a rollup. One, two, THREE~! Camby is in SHOCK, and TFDU gets a quick pin in a match that never really got on track.
WINNERS in 5:56: THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER
FIRECHILD vs. JOSH O’NEAL – Bunkhouse BrawlMel Creech is in the ring for this one, although his only purpose tonight will be to make the three count. Basically, folks, anything goes in this match. O’Neal comes to the ring first and waits impatiently for Firechild to come out. FC’s music hits and all eyes turns toward the ramp, Josh waits in the middle of the ring anxiously, with his attention focused on the ramp, he never sees Firechild slide from under the ring, 2x4 in hand, FC gets into the ring and slams the lumber across the back of JO’s head. Josh hits the mat in a heap and FC parades around the ring looking rather proud of himself. Firechild pulls O’Neal to his feet and paint brushes him with some slaps, then backs him onto the corner and whips him across the ring, JO slams into the corner, Firechild follows him in with a clothesline. Josh staggers to the middle of the ring doubled over in pain, FC hits the ropes and connects with a swinging neck breaker. Firechild gets to his feet and starts pulling Josh to his feet, JO grabs the 2x4 and crotches FC with it doubling him over in pain. Josh gets to his feet and looks enraged. O’Neal slams the board down across FC’s back breaking it in half. Josh takes a piece of the splintered wood and tries to gouge FC’s eye out, FC is screaming as JO carves up FC’s forehead, blood spilling everywhere. When it looks like he is about to have enough, Chris Cole hits the ring with a chair and slams it down on JO’s head, knocking him to the mat. Cole stomps away at Josh, and FC is soon on his feet joining him. They pull Josh up and are about to spike pile drive him on the chair when Drink & Destroy hit the ring. Stank catches FC coming off the ropes and drops him with a Stank U. Josh back body drops Cole out of the pile driver attempt and FFC is right there for a 3D! Before Drink & Destroy can celebrate though, KZ hits the ring and the brawl is on! The match is thrown out, and this nicely segues into….
KZ vs. DRINK & DESTROY – Russian Chain MatchWe’ve got KZ and Drink and Destroy in the OOWF’s first ever Russian Chain Match – and frankly, even without the chains, this match wasn’t going to be a Malenko/Benoit Scientific clinic…. Your referee is Angelo Barros (the only one willing to step in the ring for this one…) Rules are the match is over when one man drags his opponent to all four corners of the ring, tagging each in turn. Take too much time, and the referee makes you start over! Barros gets one volunteer from each team to chain up first –Moosehead Jack and FF Capslock will be chained together and LD Williams to Stank. Barros doesn’t even get the chain on Stank’s wrist when Moose whips the slack on his chain at FFC’s head! As soon as Barros gets clear Stank charges LD Williams, AND THE BRAWL IS ON! Since there is no way to tag in an out, tornado tag team rules apply – Stank powers LD into a corner and starts pounding away with fists and elbows, looking to wear down the opponent enough to start tagging corners. Moose and FFC are less technical, each wrapping a bit of slack in the chain and whipping each other at close range! LD Williams slows Stank down with a thumb to the eye, and then a knife edge to the throat. Stank staggers back to recover and LDW is on him, raining punches. Moose has no wrapped his piece of the chain around his fist, but before he can throw a punch FFC kicks him in the gut, steps behind and whips MHJ’s unprotected back, drawing blood! Moose bends back in pain, but spins around and punches FFC in the forehead with a chain wrapped fist, and FFC is busted open too, less than 2 minutes into the match! FFC back peddles into a corner while MHJ follows with a familiar glazed over look in his eye, stalking his opponent, firing punch after punch, looking to draw more blood. FFC plays the rope-a-dope, taking the punches on his arms, shoulders and the occasional gut shot, but avoiding anything critical. Out of one corner, FFC circles, drawing MHJ with him as he backs into a different corner. LD Williams finally scores the first wrestling move of the match with a flying neck breaker, taking Stank to the mat, He grabs Stank’s leg and the big man grabs the bottom rope - LD starts kicking the leg, and letting go a the 5 count in his head – and then realizing that Barros isn’t counting for the break! It’s a NO DQ MATCH! LD adapts his tactics accordingly and STOMPS Stank right in the groin!
Meanwhile FFC arms and shoulders are covered in welts as he continues to play Ali-Frazier with MHJ – he bobs and weaves backing into another corner. LD Williams suddenly realizes that Capslock has touched 3 corners and yells for Jack to snap out of it while he hits FFC with a clothesline! MHJ stops, realizes what almost happened and pounces on FFC, looking to lock on his new submission hold! Before LDW can turn back to his dance partner, Stank has gotten back to his feet, yanks LD Williams toward him and crushes him with a belly to belly suplex! FFC is fighting the effects of MHJ’s modified sleeper, staggering to his feet and hurtling backwards into a corner, breaking the hold. All 4 men are down! Stank gets to his feet first, drags LDW outside of the ring and slams him into the ring side wall, then reaches under the ring, pulling out a chair! He swings, but LDW rolls into Stank’s legs, avoiding the blow and tripping Stank up. LDW slams Stank’s into the steel steps, and then picks him up for a DDT – Stank blocks, lifts LDW up in position for the Stankonia – LDW reverse into a tornado DDT, but as Stank’s head slams into the stairs, LDW’s head bounces off the ring post! Both men are out! Moose and FFC are continuing to tear into each other, oblivious to the action outside - FFC is done with the trickery, and is matching the OOWF’s #1 Psycho punch for punch, until Moose suddenly whips the chain into FFC eyes, and then hits The Heart Punch! FFC staggers, obviously hurt as the color drains from his face… MHJ takes a second to wrap his fist in the chain… SECOND Heart Punch! FFC is down! Jack looks around, Angelo Barros waits for him to start tagging corners – MHJ drags Capslock to a corner, pulls him to his feet. With a huge effort MHJ muscles the limp body of FF Capslock to the top turnbuckle, and climbs to the second turnbuckle himself. MHJ wraps the chain around FFC’s neck, Sets up for a superplex! FFC start fighting back, and Moose locks his legs in the turnbuckle ropes and punches FFC in the head again! FFC topples backwards out of the ring, but not before he gets a loop of chain around MHJ’s neck! FFC is hung outside the ring by the chain, but MHJ is being choked out by FFC’s weight pulling the end around his neck while his is tied up in the ropes! FFC passes out again almost immediately, and Moosehead Jack is clawing at the chain around his neck, blood running down his chest and from his mouth as his face turns purple. Angelo Barros tries to help but MHJ shoves him away, and then passes out himself, just as a squad of EMTs OOWF officials and other wrestlers rush out to free them! All 4 men are taken out on stretchers in the latest battle of the war!
WINNERS in19:38 – NO CONTEST
UNCLE ENTITY vs. CONCRETE TG – non-title Onslaught Championship MatchNext up is Concrete TG and Uncle Entity face off; Junior Hale is your referee – because this is a non-title match the 10 minute time limit has been waived – but otherwise, this is Onslaught Division rules, so it should be an excellent match! The feeling out process doesn’t last long at all, as Entity turns a collar and elbow into an arm drag, holding onto the arm and dropping a leg across it as Concrete hits the mat. Entity follows up with a kick to the shoulder, and a standing arm bar. Concrete gets UE to release the hold by firing off a series of MMA kicks to the legs, and when UE lets go Concrete rushes him and lands a belly to belly suplex, sending UE sprawling. Both superstars get back to their feet, ‘Crete send UE to the ropes, drop down by Concrete as Entity hops over, but Concrete drops his head a moment too soon on the rebound and Entity hits a running knee to the side of the head! Entity does even try to cover, realizing it is far too early to go for the win. He does go back to work on the shoulder, chicken-winging the arm, and then torque it back, using his leg as a fulcrum point. The referee checks on Concrete, but he isn’t giving up yet. Back to a vertical base, Concrete drives UE back into the corner to cause a break. The circle, ‘Crete seems to be favoring his arm, but when UE shoots for it, Concrete answers with a HARD forearm to the head. European uppercut by Concrete, scoop slam, FAST COVER, leg hooked! 1 -2 – kick out by Entity! Concrete gets back to his feet first hits a spinning neck breaker and then a roaring elbow – cover again by Concrete! Kick out at one! Concrete reaches for Entity’s arm, roll up by UE! Kick out at one by Concrete! Both men are back up, Entity gets the step on ‘Crete and scoops him up. Hoisting ‘Crete higher onto his shoulder, UE drives him down into a shoulder breaker across his knee. Hanging on, UE picks Concrete up again, and in an impressive show of strength, swings Concrete into a fireman’s carry, then spins him off into a drop-down arm breaker! Concrete is really hurting now, and UE takes advantage by going for the pin, but locking Concrete’s good arm with his legs in a grapevine! It is a near thing, but Concrete manages to roll his bad shoulder up, though the effort cost him! Both men are back to there feet again, and Concrete is favoring his arm a LOT now. UE gets a knowing grin, shoots to the legs, looking for a take down – ‘Crete avoids the move with a sprawl, stuns UE with another European uppercut, looks as if he says “OK, you want to go UFC with me?” and dims Uncle Entity’s lights with a high roundhouse kick! Concrete closes in, and now it is Entity’s turn to go to the ropes to get some breathing room! The next few minutes are a clinic of hold and counter hold, with Uncle Entity focusing on Concrete’s right arm and shoulder, and Concrete using more of a power game. Both men are working their individual game plans, but neither can get enough of and edge to put his opponent away. Both men lock up collar and elbow again, and in jockeying for position, end up in the corner. The referee doesn’t penalize them, and it was NOT a deliberate attempt to get a break by either man. But when he tries to get them out of the corner, tempers flare and Entity slams an elbow into the bridge of Concrete’s nose, ‘Crete responds by grabbing UE and hip tossing him out of the corner, but UE grabs ‘Crete’s bad arm and pulls his opponent to the mat with him, rolls over and locks on a Fujiwara arm bar in the center of the ring! Concrete is in trouble! Hale is over to check on Concrete – he won’t submit, and gets to one knee. Entity wrenches back on the arm, and Concrete howls in pain, but won’t give up! Concrete is now to his feet, UE is pulling back on the arm with everything he has! ‘Crete staggers, color draining from his face – UE is screaming for him to tap out, Junior Hale is checking for the submission – Then suddenly Concrete TG PICKS UE OFF THE GROUND! UE has a shocked look on his face, but that quickly changes as Crete lifts Entity up with one arm and slams him head first onto the mat – UE breaks the hold, and Concrete hooks the legs with a grapevine and jack knifes back, bracing with his good arm! Junior Hale is there with the count – 1 -2 -3!
WINER at 13:48 – CONCRETE TG!
WCW vs. THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchWestgaard starts with AA, and Capps, despite the weight gain, actually uses a speed advantage to get a couple of takedowns on JWW. AA does jumping jacks to flaunt his superior physical shape, but powders to the floor when Westgaard comes after him. JA and AA pow wow, and Johnny broadly gestures to AA about THE CLAW~! AA nods in agreement and cautiously steps back in. Westgaard grabs a headlock, but Capps counters with a side suplex. AA does some more jumping jacks, but JWW gets right back up and just decks him. To the ropes, backdrop. Inverted atomic drop, then Westgaard takes him over the top to the floor with a clothesline. Johnny helps AA to his feet, and Capps rolls back in again and argues about his hair being pulled. Mel Creech is having none of that, so AA tags out. Johnny in and wants a test of strength, but JWW just kicks him in the gut. Headlock takeover, and a tag to Tommy. Wilder somersaults in with a leg drop to Johnny's ribs. Soccer kick to the stomach, then an Oklahoma Roll. One... two... but JA kicks out. TW with a dropkick to the back, which sends Johnny to the wCw corner. Westgaard decks him, and Tommy springboards back with a hurricanrana. Johnny lands in his corner though, and AA reaches down and tags in. Capps charges at Wilder, but Tommy gives him a drop toehold, jumps off his back and tags JWW back in. Double team by wCw, this of the Powerplex kind, and Johnny breaks up the pin at two. As Creech sends Johnny back, wCw double teams again, as Wilder superkicks AA into a German Suplex by Westgaard. One, two, but AA kicks out. CROSSCHECK~! But AA hits the deck, Westgaard recovers and tries off the opposite rope, but Johnny kicks him in the head. Capps flapjacks him back to the middle of the ring, and for once, it's JWW in the Ricky Morton role. Tag to JA, and Adrenaline comes in and stomps away, then punches away in the corner, climbing to the second rope to do so. Suplex as JWW staggers out, and Johnny poses to the crowd. Tag to AA, and Capps is in with a half crab, but Westgaard makes the ropes. AA chokes him out with the ropes, then does the "run and jump on your opponent's back when they're sprawled across the middle rope" thing. AA measures him with a legdrop, then does sit ups, with Johnny counting along. Cover gets two. Tag to JA, and Johnny with a delayed vertical suplex. To the ropes, and JA gets a back elbow. Holding the pose, Adrenaline looks down at JWW, then does a Disco shimmy, tries to moonwalk, does the Cabbage Patch, raises the roof... and misses an elbow drop. JWW crawls for the corner, but Johnny has enough to hop up on sucker punch Tommy off the apron. JA drags Westgaard back to the TCH corner and tags AA. Capps hops in and immediately slaps on THE CLAW~! Westgaard is in trouble, but Wilder storms the ring and hits a Shining Wizard on AA, then knocks Johnny to the floor himself. Creech sends Tommy back to the corner, but nevertheless, JWW has an opening. But again, wCw gets foiled, as AA grabs Westgaard by the foot and drags him back. JWW tries a mule kick, but AA dodges that, and catapults Westgaard into the corner. AA climbs up and punches away, but JWW walks out of the corner and plants AA's face into the turnbuckle. HOT TAG TO WILDER~! Tommy dropkicks AA, then tackles Johnny down and goes crazy on him with punches. Sliced Bread #2 gets a two count on AA, and Wilder gets a spinning heel kick to send Johnny to the floor. TW goes to the top for the AIRWALK~! But Tommy crashes and burns as AA rolls out of the way. Johnny slides back in and grabs Tommy for the ADRENALINE RUSH~! But Westgaard clotheslines him before he can get Wilder up. AA tries the ATTITUDE ADJUSMENT on JWW, but Westgaard counters and sets up for the ICE AUGER~! Meanwhile, Johnny hits the ring with the hockey stick, and Tommy rips it from him. However, Tommy's momentum turns him around, and Johnny shoves him into AA's back, and the stick breaks on AA's prone back before Westgaard can hit him with the Ice Auger. Mel Creech calls for the bell and the match gets booed out of the building as he disqualifies the champions.
WINNERS in 20:22 by Disqualification: THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS
HARDBODY HARRIS vs. CHRIS ALT – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchAlt wants a handshake to start, but Harris won't give him one. A confident Alt shrugs it off, but Harris gets the first takedown of the match, and they go on the mat, neither guy, as usual, gaining a significant advantage. Alt fights to his feet from a headlock and sends HH to the ropes, but the determined champion charges back with a clothesline that sends Alt bailing to the floor to regroup. HH is all business tonight and follows out, and they chain wrestle ON THE FLOOR~! Alt drives Harris to the railing, but HH backdrops CA into the crowd. Harris returns to the ring as Alt climbs back to ringside. Back in, and HH takes Alt down again, then hits the BG MEMORIAL FACEPLANT out of nowhere! TO BE EDITED IN LATER~! But Alt grabs the ropes to block, and then hip tosses Harris down. Alt with an Oklahoma roll for a quick two count, but Harris answers with an inside cradle of his own for a two count. Alt pops up and claims his tights were pulled and Harris looks at him in disbelief. Alt claims he's not accusing him, but "that's what it felt like." They go at it again, and Alt rides him on the mat, as somewhere Donnie Viper is jealous. Harris bridges out of a pinning predicament and works into a backslide for a two count of his own. ONE AND ONLY ~! But Alt blocks it with a jawbreaker that draws blood hard way, as it appears the champion bit his tongue. Alt goes to work with a butterfly power bomb into a jackknife rollup, which gets two. Alt sends Harris to the corner, then to the opposite corner, then back again, softening up the back. Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker gets a two count. Alt stays on the offense with a delayed vertical suplex, then a second one, holding Harris up there twice as long the second time. As Glaw checks on Harris, CA actually unties the turnbuckle pad, perhaps wanting to send Harris back there again. Alt measures HH and charges, but Harris hits him with a flapjack. Hardbody with a rally, a few left hands, a right, and Harris BOXES THE EARS~! The champion goes up top... and hits the #1 DOUBLE AXEHANDLE IN THE OOWF~! HH poses for his fans, and calls for the most devastating finisher in the business. But just as Harris grabs Alt for the first half of the move, CA grabs the champion's hair and takes him to the mat, drawing a warning from senior official Sterling Glaw as the crowd boos. Alt hooks on an inverted Sharpshooter, but HH makes the ropes. Alt pulls Hardbody up in the corner and chops away. ALT-OMIC BOMB is blocked however, and HH hits the ONE AND ONLY~! One, two... but Alt kicks out. Harris looks for the TO BE
EDITED IN LATER again, but this time, Alt scrambles, and uses momentum to send the champ thru the ropes to the floor. CA follows out with a SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING STAR PRESS~! Crowd likes that, and both guys are down near the aisle way. Alt to his feet and he stumbles over toward the timekeeper and locks his eyes on the Trik*d Owt Tytle. CA grabs the belt and just stares at it in his hands. He looks back to Harris, who is just getting to his feet, drops the belt, goes over and rolls Harris into the ring. SPINAL CONTUSION~! But Hardbody counters directly into the TO BE EDITED IN LATER~! But HH put so much on the move that he sends himself out to the floor on the reverberation of it. Sterling Glaw begins a ten count, but Harris manages to pull himself in at seven and crawls over and drapes an arm on Alt. One... two... but Chris Alt gets a shoulder up! Harris to his feet and tries to figure out what to do now. HH bends over to pull Alt up, but CA cradles him out of nowhere!! One... two... but Harris kicks out at the last second. Both guys to their feet, and Alt with some chops, but HH fires back. Alt kicks Hardbody in the gut and looks for a DDT. But Harris blocks that and lifts Alt into the corner, perhaps for a superplex. Harris climbs up and hooks Alt up, but CA punches to the gut to stop it, and we have a slugout on the top rope. Out of desperation, Alt grabs Harris by the head and jumps to the floor, driving Harris face first into the EXPOSED
TURNBUCKLE! However, upon falling, Alt hits his knee hard off the ring steps!
Harris falls into the ring bleeding everywhere, having opened up a HUGE gash on his head. Glaw begins another ten count, but Alt's leg is hurt bad. CA tries to get to his feet, but can't put any weight on his left knee. Five... six.... seven... Alt drags himself over to the steps and tries to crawl up them. Eight... nine... Alt grabs the post, but can't get in before Glaw reaches ten.
WINNER by count out in 30:57 and STILL OOWF WORLD CHAMPION: HARDBODY HARRIS.
As the timekeeper hands the belt to the referee, Alt, pulling himself into the ring, screams at him. Harris is just coming to, and sits up in the ring, and there is blood everywhere. Alt manages to get to his feet (or one foot anyway) with assistance of the ropes and hops over to Glaw before he hands the title to Harris. CA rips the belt from Glaw's hands as he goes to hand the title to Hardbody. Alt holds the title to his chest, then just stares at it. With tears in his eyes, he puts the Trik*d Owt Tytle in his left hand and hands it to Harris. HH gets to his feet, Alt slaps him on the shoulder, and leaves the ring. The timekeeper hands Alt his IC Title on his way out, and Alt grabs it by the strap and drags it to the back, as the crowd applauds both guys.
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