OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live From Meat Camp, North Carolina
MICROPLAY vs. CORAXMicroplay wonders down the ramp towards the ring, definitely looking ready for this one. When he's halfway there Corax charges through the curtain and hits a huge clothesline to the back of his head, dropping him face first onto the solid steel of the ramp. Corax gets to the ring, turns around and runs back in order to hit Microplay with some stiff boots as he's trying to get up. After three kicks Microplay manages to reach up and grabs Corax belt, using it as leverage in order to pull Corax over his head and into the barrier. Corax hits it hard and comes up bloodied. Microplay get to his feet, picks Corax up and, staying on the ramp, hits a sick looking delayed suplex. Meanwhile the ref is making his way out of the ring and begins to berate Microplay for not getting into the ring. From the look of things there could be a difference of opinion here but whatever is happening it gives Corax time to get back to his feet and charge. Microplay barely moves out of the way causing the ref to catch the full force of the spear, knocking him out cold. Seeing the ref down both men throw out any idea of a regular match and this one is going all over the arena, however things begin to look a bit more standard only 10 minutes later as the ref begins to come around (must have a tough one tonight). By this time both men are bloodied heavily but have also made it back to ringside. The ref has got totally fed up of this one and begins to threaten a double DQ on this match even though it hasn't actually started yet. Hearing that, both men FINALLY make it into the actual ring, looking unsteady and groggy, and so at long last the ref calls for the bell to start this thing. As the climb to their feet they run in opposite directions and both come flying off the ropes going for cross-bodies. There is an audible crunch as the two men meet in mid air in the center of the ring before falling in a heap in the middle of the ring. Totally at random Corax has come down on top of Microplay who is on his back so the ref drops and counts out the one, two, three!!!
WINNER in an official match time of 9 seconds, Corax!!
THE BLACK DAWGS vs. GROUNDED IN REALITYGiR enters first, bickering the whole time, and Phil threatens to go into his briefcase. Justin backs down and they prepare for tag team action. But only UnderDawg emerges from the curtain, obviously waiting for his partner to follow. UD slowly makes it to the ring, no sign of Dragon. Dawg steps into the ring and looks toward the aisle, and Sane uses the opportunity to attack, hitting him with a running knee that sends UD to the floor. Dawg kicks the guardrail, grabs a chair and slides back in. Sane tries to run away, but Phil shoves him back to the middle of the ring... and Dawg KILLS him with the chair across the head! Angelo Barros has no choice but to call for the bell, and this one is more or less a write off. Phil laughs at Justin, and Dawg feigns at him, too. Phil drops to the floor, grabs his briefcase and goes to leave. But Dawg ain't havin none of that, circles around the ring and LEVELS Phil, too. The usual gang of idiots come down and pull Dawg away, and he shoves them all off, throws the chair down, and leaves on his own terms.
WINNERS by DQ in 0:48: GROUNDED IN REALITY
SIRIRAM vs. SHASHWAT MISHRASiriram and Mishra had some communication issues between them last week, so this week they get to meet in the center of the ring and work things out. The two men meet in the center of the ring, Mishra tries to plead his case, Siriram is having none of it, finally, he grabs Mishra and takes him to the mat with a belly to belly suplex, then mounts him and hammers away with some forearms to the side of the head. SM is able to reverse the move and he is now on top and starts biting at Siriram’s forehead. Siriram yells in pain, and tries to push Mishra off by the jaw. The ref calls for the break, SM gets to his feet, as soon as Siriram stands up, SM tires a clothesline, but Siriram reverses it into an arm drag take down, SM leaps to his feet, and is met with a European uppercut that sends him staggering into the corner. Siriram charges into the corner for a monkey flip, but SM catches him, turns and drops Siriram throat first across the ropes. Siriram falls into the ring clutching at his throat, SM gets a running start and drops a knee right across his throat, covers, and gets a two count. Mishra pulls Siriram to a sitting position, hits the ropes and slams his knee into the back of Siriram’s skull. Another cover gets another two count. SM pulls Siriram to his feet and whips him chest first into the corner, as Siriram staggers backward out of the corner, SM follows him in with a clothesline to the back of the head that sends Siriram face first into the turn buckle. Mishra pulls Siriram into the middle of the ring and picks him up and plants him with a Samoan Drop, then drops a leg across his chest. Mishra pulls Siriram up, sends him to the corner and follows him in with a leaping knee to the side of the head. SM drags Siriram into the center of the ring and covers again, but only gets a two count. Mishra gets to his feet and scales the ropes. As Siriram gets to his feet, Mishra leaps, Siriram catches him, then hits an Exploder suplex, cover gets two. Siriram is a little slow to get to his feet, Mishra beats him up and hits the ropes and tries for a kick to the face, Siriram avoids the kick, grabs Mishra’s leg, and twists him to the mat, then pounces on him and locks on the STF. Siriram wrenches on the move, but Mishra manages to get to the ropes and force the break. Siriram releases the hold just before the ref hits five and springs to his feet. Siriram measures Mishra for a super kick, Mishra ducks the move, spins Siriram around and elevates him in the air, Siriram shifts his weight in mid air and lands a Rocker Dropper! Siriram pounces again and locks on the Citizen Erased in the center of the ring, Mishra fights it, but there is no escape and he is forced to tap out.
WINNER in 12:47 Siriram
PREDATOR vs. AX-MAN vs. CANADIAN DRAGON vs. MR. JEALOUSAx and Dragon immediately back off and let the big guys go. Then, when Pred and Jealous get going, the little guys pick their spots and jump them from behind. Ax stomps away at Pred in the corner, and CD manages to pound Jealous down and work him on the mat. But Jealous powers up and dumps Dragon over the top to the floor. Ax climbs the second rope and punches away on Predator, but Pred walks out and tries to drop him onto the turnbuckle. But Ax sees that and lands back on the second rope. But a reverse cross body out of the corner is caught by Pred, and Predator hits a fall away slam. Dragon pulls Jealous to the floor, and CD hits a drop toehold onto the stairs. Dragon rolls back in and covers Ax, but Pred immediately pulls him off. Dragon with a dropkick, then a clothesline to take Pred down. CANADIAN DESTORYER~! But Jealous pulls Dragon out of the ring. CD looks for the Destroyer on the floor, but Jealous backdrops him. While they brawl on the floor, Ax just looks around, drops an elbow on Predator, and covers. One, two, three. WINNER in 8:30: AX-MAN.
SERAPH vs. THIM REYNOLDSThim waits impatiently in the ring pacing back and forth and dam near frothing at the mouth. The arena is bathed in soft light and the tranquil sounds of Seraph’s entrance. Under a sole spotlight, Seraph appears, completely expressionless. He slowly walks down the ramp toward the ring, but Thim decides that he doesn’t want to wait that long. Thim leaves the ring and charges up the ramp and the two begin exchanging punches. Seraph gets the better of the exchange with some knife edge chops that leave Thim’s chest raw and bloody. Thim staggers back down the ramp and rolls into the ring, Seraph slowly follows. As he gets to the apron, Thim charges and baseball slides into Seraph knocking him to the mat. As Seraph gets to his feet, Thim hits the opposite ropes and lands a perfect suicide plancha over the ropes that takes Seraph out. Thim is up first, he grabs Seraph by the head and slams him into the steel ring post. Thim grabs a chair and sets it up right next to the ring post, then pulls Seraph to his feet with one arm, and nearly decapitates him with the other. Thim sets Seraph in the chair, gets a running start and hits the high knee to the face, sending Seraph’s head slamming into the ring post. Seraph may be out cold. Thim rolls Seraph back into the ring and follows him. Thim grabs Seraph’s ankle and locks on the ankle lock. Seraph’s eyes shoot open, he looks at Thim with an expression of pity, which only serves to enrage Thim. Thim pulls Seraph to his feet and tries a rope whip, but Seraph reverses it and takes Thim to the mat with a drop toe hold, then pounces on him and locks him in a bow and arrow! The rage builds on Thim’s face, I don’t think there is a chance in the world that he would submit to Seraph. Seraph releases the move, but grabs Thim’s leg and locks on the Indian Death Lock. Thim growls in pain but reaches the ropes in time to break the hold. Seraph tries to pull Thim up, but Thim catches him with a jaw breaker, then follows that with a rising clothesline from his knees. Thim whips Seraph to the ropes and catches him with a power slam, then rolls him over and drops repeated elbows across his back. Thim pulls Seraph up and whips him hard into the corner then catches him as he comes out and picks him up and drops him across his knee with a pendulum back breaker. Thim pushes Seraph’s chin down and his legs down, but Seraph won’t give up. With his free hand, Seraph reaches the ropes, but Thim refuses to break, he just has a homicidal look in his eyes. The referee threatens disqualification, so Thim drops Seraph and gets in the referee’s face, then eliminates him with a clothesline from hell. When he turns back to Seraph, he is gone. All we hear is a whisper that fills the arena “You don’t understand, but you will.” Thim is enraged.
WINNER by DQ in 15:58 Seraph
NAYR vs. MATT DADDY – Chuck Norris is barred from ringsideNayr hobbles to the ring first, heavily favoring his injured knee. Matt Daddy follows, striding down the aisle sans Chuck, but with his usual confidence. Referee Junior Hale calls for the bell and we’re off. Matt grabs for the injured knee, but Nayr sidesteps and plants a kick to the temple. Matt stumbles back, but Nayr doesn’t press the advantage. Matt shakes off the cobwebs, and they circle and lock up. Matt shoves Nayr down, but Nayr rolls right to his feet, only to be leveled by a lariat. Matt picks Nayr up and shoves him into the corner. An Irish whip sends Nayr hard to the turnbuckles. As Nayr stumbles out of the corner, Matt clips the injured knee. Matt grabs Nayr’s leg and twists, torquing the knee. Nayr screams in pain, but manages to clutch the ropes, drawing the break. Matt picks Nayr up and hits a knee breaker. He grapevines the leg and twists the knee. Somehow, Nayr manages to drag himself to the ropes for break number two. Matt releases the hold, but immediately moves back in and drags Nayr into the middle of the ring. Matt locks on a single leg crab. Junior checks on Nayr, who shakes his head. Screaming with every movement, Nayr drags himself to the ropes and gets his final break. Matt picks Nayr up and goes for a vertical suplex, but Nayr flips through and hits a reverse neck breaker on the way down. Mat gets to his feet, but Nayr keeps him off balance with a series of kicks. Matt stumbles into the corner, and Nayr climbs the turnbuckles. After some shots to the head, he monkey flips Matt out of the corner. Nayr goes to the outside and as Matt gets up he goes for a springboard lariat. As he springs from the top rope, however, his knee gives out and he slips, which gives Matt the opportunity to catch Nayr in mid-air and drive him to the mat with a sick spine buster. Matt hooks the leg and Junior counts One…Two…Thr-NAYR KICKS OUT! Matt shakes his head as he gets up, and goes back to work on the knee. After a few kick and elbows to the knee, Matt rolls him over and locks on a sharpshooter. Nayr grabs the ropes, even though he has no breaks to use. He pulls himself up the ropes and uses the leverage to roll Matt over, reversing the hold. Junior steps in and forces a break and Nayr hops to the outside. As Matt moves n, Nayr flips over the top rope, locks his legs around Matt’s neck, and swings into a hurricanrana. Nayr hangs on and ends up on top of Matt, hooking both legs. Junior counts One…Two…Three.
WINNER in 9:10, Nayr the Halfling Luchadore.
KZ vs. DRINK & DESTROYReferee Angelo Barros barely gets out of the way as KZ and Drink and Destroy fly across the ring and tear into each other! FC Capslock and Moosehead Jack trade haymakers in the middle of the ring, while Stank bulls LD Williams into a corner, and starts lying in the forearms! Barros decides that MMC and Moose are the legal men, so he tries to separate Stank and Williams to get them out of the ring, Williams uses the opening to thumb Stank in the eye and then take him down with a modified Thez Press – ending with his hands locked on Stank’s throat – the 2 superstars roll out of the ring to the floor, which suits Barros – he call for the bell, and the match is underway! FFC is soon bloodied, and gets tired of trying to match MHJ punch for punch, so he blocks a right hand from Moose, delivers a head butt between the eyes and whips Jack into the corner, following right on his heels in with a avalanche clothesline. FFC keeps up the pressure with three open hand shots across MHJ’s chest, a knee to the gut, then a belly to belly suplex! FFC rolls his weight on Jack’s chest and starts dropping MMA style elbows into Jacks face – Jack has to use his arms to keep from getting pinned, and can’t cover himself that well. FFC rolls off, and tags in Stank just as he gets on the apron in the D&D corner. Stank is in and they hit a double elbow drop – Stank continues to punish Jack, but doesn’t go for a cover – this proves costly as he bends down to pick Jack up, Williams distracts the referee, allowing Moose to kick Stank low and HARD – he grabs Stanks foot and leans out, tagging in LD Williams – Williams starts by stomping the knee on the leg that Jack is holding, then kicking Stank square in the back of the head. Going back to the leg, LD starts taking Stank’s wheels out with kicks to the hamstring, a standing knee bar, and then a knee drop, driving his shin into the side of Stank’s knee. Stank is howling in pain as LD drags him back toward the KZ side of the ring and tags in Moose. Jack comes off the second turnbuckle with a knee across Stank’s injured leg, and then another on the throat. Moose begins focusing his attacks on Stank’s head, throwing closed fist after closed fist, staying just the good side of legal. Stank is in serious trouble, as KZ make effective use of frequent tags and hit impact offense, keeping Stank isolated and on the mat, and eventually busting him open. Stank gets double team whipped into the corner by KZ, then MHJ charges in for the clothesline – Stank steps out of the corner, lifts MHJ up and flapjacks him on the top of the corner post, sending blood spraying from a gash on Jack’s forehead! Stank collapses on his bad leg, but Jack is also down, giving Stank the chance he needed! LD Williams starts to come in, and the referee gets him back out of the ring, JUST as Stank makes the tag! But Barros didn’t see it, and gets a frustrated FC Capslock back out of the ring, as Williams comes in and drags a semi-conscious Moosehead Jack close enough to make the “blind tag”! Williams comes in and drags Stank back to the center of the ring, picks him up for a DDT, when with a surge of energy, Stank reverse and picks LD William up into a fireman’s’ carry! Before Williams can react, FFC climbs up top and D&D hit THE POUND OF FLESH!
Jack covers just in time to see Williams get covered – 1 -2 -3!
Winner in 24:13 – DRINK AND DESTROY!
As FFC goes to help his partner up, Jack slides into the ring, chain wrapped around his fist – spinning FFC around, MHJ first pops him in the temple, and then hits a HEART PUNCH with the chain! LD William has recovered, and picks Stank up – MHJ and LDW hit a double team DDT on Stank! The continue to pound on Drink and Destroy until more referee and OOWF security are able to drag them off -
CONCRETE TG vs. AUSTRAROO vs. FLY vs. SOULDRAGON – Winner gets and Onslaught Title ShotGavin Hale is YOUR referee!
Double lock-up to start and then some chain wrestling. Fly takes on Austraroo while Concrete takes on SoulDragon. Fly and Austraroo end up in a standoff, but Concrete manages to get a back drop driver on SD. However, Fly and Austraroo deck him with a double super kick. Austraroo panders to the crowd, but Fly spins him around, kick to the gut, and hits an X-factor. Count gets one and Austraroo and Fly get to their feet. SD springboards in with a plancha, taking them both out. Concrete rushes in with a forearm, and goes for a vertical suplex, but SD blocks, and hits him with a fisherman’s suplex. Pin doesn’t even get one, though. SD complains to the ref, and Concrete schoolboys him for one. On the outside, Austraroo is beating on Fly with unorthodox offence (the RVD kind, not the Cena kind), but Fly flapjacks him onto the guardrail. Hale is busy with Concrete and SD, so no warning. Austraroo is leaning on the guardrail. Fly hops to the apron, and leaps off with a missile dropkick that crunches Austraroo into the guardrail! Concrete hits an eye of the hurricane on the inside, and slingshots over with a plancha, taking out Fly. Souldragon is still down, so no WCW type cruiserweight suicide marathon just yet. Concrete rolls in Fly, and pins, but is broken up by a kick to the face from SD. Hale gives him a warning, and SD tries to argue it. Concrete tries another schoolboy, but SD catches his arm and hits a Magistral for one and a half. As he gets to his feet, he is met with a spinning wheel kick from Fly. Fly rolls to the apron and scales the ropes, but meets a similarly minded Austraroo. They duke it out with forearms, but Austraroo is able to knock him to the floor. Concrete TG runs in with a Jericho style springboard dropkick, knocking him to the floor as well! Ouch! Concrete heads to the top rope and comes off with a flying clothesline to Austraroo. SoulDragon suddenly runs diagonally across the ring to leap over with a suicide to Concrete, barely clearing the ring post! Fly gets on the apron, wearing a grin. Asai dragonsault to Austraroo and Souldragon! Austraroo rolled into the ring, Fly gets two. SoulDragon tries a springboard, but Fly dropkicks him off the apron onto Concrete! Fly heads to the top, is this the end? Austraroo rolls clear of an attempted Flava Drop! Looks like Fly got a little too much air. Austraroo is a face, however, so he won’t attempt a pin, instead he’ll try to hit Fly with his finisher! He hops up and down, and then is absolutely destroyed by a lariat from SD. SD puts him in the School of Dragons! However, Concrete in, kick to the face! Payback! Warning, of course, from Hale. Concrete picks up SoulDragon, Cement Mixer! And that would be it, except Fly charges in with a low dropkick, breaking the pin count. Fly picks Concrete up and slams him down with a pumphandle slam. He heads to the ropes. Concrete is able to make it to his feet, but Fly leaps of the top rope with a front flip hurricanrana! One, two, three!
WINNER in 33:11 and new #1 contender to the Onslaught Championship - Fly!
JOSH O’NEAL vs. FIRECHILD – Old School Blue Steel Cage MatchOld school WWE style blue steel cage. Josh comes to the ring first and gives the cage a couple of tugs, looks satisfied and heads inside. Firechild comes to the ring next, still sporting a bandage on his head from getting nailed with a brick. JO points to FC’s head and laughs. The only way to win this match is to escape. We tried a regular cage last week and it didn’t work so well, let’s see what this week offers us. Firechild appears to be arguing with referee Mel Creech on the outside about something, but as soon as O’Neal walks over to see what the problem is, FC attacks, raking Josh’s eyes. Josh staggers in pain and FC grabs him and sends him into the cage face first. Firechild snaps and hammers away on Josh. O’Neil covers up from the Firechild onslaught, FC pulls Josh up and sends him into the cage again. FC reaches into his boot and grabs a chain and hammers away on Josh until blood is pouring from his face. Firechild suplexes him and climbs the corner and drops a chain wrapped fist between his eyes. FC pulls Josh up to a sitting position and wraps the chain around his throat and tries to choke him out. Josh goes to the eyes to break the hold. FC recovers and calls for the referee to open the door and heads in that direction, as he gets half way to the door, he changes his mind and turns around. Too late. JO nearly spears him out of his boots. Now it is Josh’s turn to go on the offensive. Josh spends the next several minutes bouncing Firechild around the cage, bloodying him and battering him. Josh uses an impressive arsenal of power moves to keep FC off his feet. At one point, Josh whips FC into the ropes and military presses him above his head and throws him like a javelin into the side of the cage. FC hits the cage and falls between the ropes and the cage. As he staggers to his feet, Josh hits the opposite ropes and gets a head of steam and slams his forearm into the side of his head, sending his head bouncing into the cage. Firechild has had enough and starts climbing the side of the cage. Josh follows him up the side of the cage and they sit perched on the top battling it out. Josh swings wildly and FC ducks, grabs Josh’s head and slams it onto the top of the cage, breaking Josh’s nose and leaving him woozy. Firechild grabs Josh and sets him up….GOOD LORD NO! WINGS OF PHOENIX FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!! Josh O’Neal may be dead! He is not moving. Firechild drags Josh’s lifeless body over to the cage door, calls for it to be opened. Firechild stands on the steps and pulls Josh’s head out of the ring, his face facing down toward the floor. FC surveys the scene and steps off the ring steps.
WINNER in 17:31 – Firechild
But FC is not done, Josh lies there helplessly, FC reaches under the ring and pulls out a glass light tube, he walks over to Josh, pulls his face up so he is looking FC in the eyes, then steps back and swings for the fences, shattering the tube across Josh’s face. Josh twitches for a moment, then is still, a steady stream of blood running from his head and pooling on the floor. Still not satisfied, Firechild grabs the steel door and slams it on Josh’s face. Finally officials get FC away from Josh and tend to him
THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER – Steel Cage MatchBrawl to start. Gator runs O'Neil from one side of the cage to the other, and Camby and Jack have it out in a corner. HC finally gets the upper hand and pounds OBJ down, then tackles GB. Camby goes to power bomb him, but Gator grabs the cage to block. If it were escape rules, this would be a neat spot. As it is, Gator climbs halfway up the cage, then leaps back down with a clothesline on HC. Jack back in it, and the Aussies get a double suplex on Camby, then a suplex/leg drop combo on O'Neil. Double clothesline on Camby. But TO gets a low blow on GB. Tommy and Jack have it out. OBJ with some forearms, then a scoop slam, but Camby takes his head off with a clothesline. Camby with shoulder thrusts on Gator in the corner, then harpoons him into the cage. Tommy stomps away on OBJ, then drags him up and chokes him with the top rope. Camby sends gator to the ropes and plants him with a spine buster. TDB double teams Jack and Camby hits a full nelson slam. Cover gets two. GB back into the fray and fights both Devs off, but Tommy stops that with a stiff neck breaker. Jack kicks Camby away from the corner, and HC misses a blind charge. Jack punches away in the corner and gets a bulldog. Cover, but TO pulls him off. Tommy looks to catapult Jack into the cage, but Jack blocks, takes TO down and gets his own catapult. O'Neil eats steel, comes up bleeding, and takes a super kick to the mouth from Gator. GB to the top looking for the SEAN-TON BOMB~! But Camby climbs up and meets him. They slug it out, but Jack comes under and gets HC on his shoulders. DOOMSDAY DEVICE~! Jack covers... one, two, three.
WINNERS in 13:44: THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER.
WCW vs. THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS & NILES ANDERSONCapellan and Niles start things off, but before even locking up, Anderson tags out to AA. Capps in, and Capellan grabs a headlock. To the ropes, but Cap can't budge AA with a shoulder block. But a standing dropkick does the trick though. AA pops up, and he walks right into an arm drag. Then another. Hip toss by Capellan, and AA retreats to the corner... but it's the WRONG CORNER and Wilder and Westgaard bop him around a little, and Capellan hits him with an inverted atomic drop, tags to Westgaard, who hits him with another, and AA oversells it beautifully, falling thru the ropes to the floor. AA rolls back in, and tags in JA. Johnny gets a go behind on JWW, but Westgaard backs him into the wCw corner and tags Tommy. Wilder flips into the ring straight into a snap mare. Quick leg drop gets a one count, and Tommy works a headlock. JA fights up and goes for a side suplex, but Tommy blocks and comes back down with a headlock takeover. JA to his feet and gets a fireman's carry, but Wilder holds onto the headlock and maintains the hold. However, Niles is able to reach in and get a tag, and NA breaks the headlock. Niles chops Wilder to a neutral corner, then an Irish whip to the other one. Niles charges, but TW hops over him, dropkicks him in the back and schoolboys him. One, two, and Niles kicks out. Tommy ducks a clothesline and kicks Niles right in the mouth. Wilder grabs the headlock again, but goes and tags in Capellan. Cap kicks Niles in the gut and peppers him with rights. To the ropes, backdrop. Vertical suplex is blocked, and Niles tries his own. Capellan blocks that, however, and plants Niles with a DDT. Tag to Westgaard, and JWW slams Niles hard. Elbow drop and Westgaard drags Niles up by the hair. JWW gives Johnny the finger, and JA steps in. Junior Hale restrains Johnny, and JWW uses the distraction to hit Niles in the nuts! CROSSCHECK~! But NA has enough to hit the deck, and AA low bridges JWW on the way by, and Westgaard tumbles to the floor. AA hops down and puts the boots to him, then rolls him back in. Niles gets some shots in, and tags to Johnny. JA chokes him out with the middle rope, and Hale calls for a break. Johnny protests, and the diversion allows Niles to drop to the floor and sucker punch JWW. That draws Missy around and she has some words for Niles, and NA tells her to skedaddle. German suplex by Johnny, and he tags to AA. AA measures JWW with some right hands, drawing a warning from the ref. Capps hotshots Westgaard onto the top rope, then eases his way down the ropes and gives Wilder a cheap elbow to the jaw, knocking him to the floor. Capellan hops in, but Hale holds him back. Johnny hops in, gets a running start, leaps over the top rope, and snaps Westgaard's throat off the ropes. Wilder grabs him though and they slug it out on the floor. Niles comes around and nips that in the bud with a nasty forearm shot. Things settle down and AA and JA do some generic double team stuff. Johnny hits Westgaard with the back elbow, holds the pose... then raises the roof, does the Cabbage Patch, the Ickey Shuffle, and drops the elbow... and misses. Westgaard crawls for a tag, but AA steps in, drawing Hale over. Niles drops down, slides in further down the apron and kicks JWW right in the balls, drawing a huge groan of agony from the crowd. Johnny drags JWW back and tags in Niles. NA cockily comes in and drags Westgaard up by the hair. STEED-DT~! But Wilder's seen enough and springboards in with a clothesline to stop it! Another race for a tag. And AA hops in to cut him off, but JWW MAKES THE TAG! Capellan in and immediately dumps AA to the floor, then opens up on Niles. To the ropes, drop toehold. Cap goes to the ropes, knocks Johnny to the floor in the process, and drops a leg on Niles. Wilder follows up with a standing moonsault. Cap covers, but AA breaks it up. Wilder looks for an Acid Dog, but AA shoves him to the floor in a stiff bump. Westgaard recovers and clotheslines AA to the floor. JWW follows out, but that leaves Cap unknowingly in the ring with both Niles and Johnny. And sure enough, Capellan looks for the DRAGON KICK~! But Johnny pulls Niles out of the way, then grabs Cap for the ADRENALINE RUSH~! But Capellan blocks, lands on the apron, and suplexes Johnny out to the floor. Cap to the top, but Niles kicks him in the gut on the way down. STEED-DT~! One, two... but Westgaard pulls Hale out of the ring. Niles comes over and has words for both JWW and Hale. Westgaard snaps Anderson's head off the ropes, and Niles walks right back into the DRAGON KICK~! One... two... WHACK~! Hale stops his count to see what the sound was, and AA has dropped Westgaard with a chair shot to the head. Junior Hale calls for the bell, and Capellan does NOT get the pin on Niles!
WINNERS by DQ in 23:39: wCw.
Post-match, Capps hits Westgaard a few more times for good measure. Capellan sees AA, and has words for him, but AA holds him at bay with the chair. That allows Niles to get up and take Cap to the floor. Capellan and Anderson brawl up the aisle. Wilder jumps AA from behind, and they have it out over the chair. Meanwhile, Johnny sneaks up behind Missy, grabs her and throws her in the ring. JA runs his mouth, and Missy slaps the shit out of him. Wilder goes to slide in by the corner post, but AA grabs him, crotches him on the post, and uses the DDT Heavy Metal Hardcore Title to strap his feet around the post. Johnny grabs Missy by the hair as TW tries to wiggle free from the post. AA steps in and calls Johnny off. They exchange words, and AA ups the ante: THE ADRENALINE ADJUSTMENT~! Tommy looks on in horror, unable to get his feet free of the belt, Johnny with the slingshot on Missy, and AA comes off the second rope with the SPIKE BRAINBUSTER~! Wilder is screaming in anger, as Missy is motionless and Westgaard tries to drag himself into the ring. Crowd boos the hell out of Johnny and AA, who walk out of the ring with smirks on their faces. AA undoes the title belt and jogs up the aisle, but Tommy goes straight to Missy's side. EMT's make their way down, place Missy on a stretcher and take her away as wCw are in insane fury.
UNCLE ENTITY vs. MERCURY – Onslaught Championship MatchThe ref calls for the bell and Mercury immediately ducks a lockup attempt from Entity, runs the ropes and hits a chop block, taking him down. UE gets back to his feet but is tagged by Mercury again. This happens three more times before UE manages to catch Mercury with a clothesline, nearly taking his head off. UE takes over now and is all power, but Mercury manages to get back the advantage after UE tries to hit a fall away slam off the second rope. Mercury holds on to the rope as UE falls, leaps up and moonsaults off on top of UE - but UE has managed to get a foot up and in a complete accident(?) catches Mercury in his lower abdominal region. As Mercury double up in pain and before the ref can tell exactly what has happened, UE roll him up for the one, two, three.
WINNER and still Onslaught Champion in 7.12, Uncle Entity
HARDBODY HARRIS vs. CHRIS ALT vs. CHRIS COLEChris Alt comes to the ring first, Intercontinental Title slung over his shoulder. Chris Cole comes out next, that cocky little smirk of his permanently affixed to his face. And finally, the champ comes out to a rousing ovation, but Harris is all business tonight. He hits the ring and the bell rings and this one is on! Harris goes right after Cole tearing into him with rights and lefts that keep him off balance. Alt is standing there with nothing to do, so he waits until the KO punch that sends CC to the mat, and rolls Harris up with a school boy for a two count. HH leaps to his feet and he and Chris go jaw to jaw, which allows Cole to attack Alt from behind and send him to the mat with a forearm to the back of the head. Harris just stares at Cole, Cole pulls Alt up and whips him to the ropes and grabs Harris arm and they take him down with what appears to be a double clothesline, are they working together? Harris pulls his arm away from Cole, but Alt is on his feet and is glaring at Harris, which allows Cole do drop kick Alt’s bad knee and send him to the mat in pain. The action continues on for over a half an hour. Cole takes every opportunity he can to make it appear that he and Harris are working together at Alt’s expense. Finally the end comes when Harris is in the corner facing the audience trying to pull himself to his feet after taking an Alt-omic bomb from the top rope. Chris Alt is on the mat, just starting to stir after getting caught with a HEADLINER from Cole after he hit the Alt-omic Bomb. The referee is out, after getting caught when Cole scooped Alt up for the Headliner.. Chris Cole is on his feet. An evil grin spreads across his face, he leaves the ring and grabs a chair and rolls back in and waits. Just as Chris Cole gets up, and turns, Cole slams him across the face with the chair. Alt collapses to the mat in a heap. Harris sees what happened and rushes out of the corner and comes after Cole, but Cole drops the chair and leaves. Harris stands next to Alt as he is starting to get up, Cole starts to charge back toward the ring, Harris grabs the chair and threatens Cole with it. Chris Alt gets to his feet and sees Harris with the chair and just stares at him in disbelief. On the outside, Cole is yelling “HIT HIM AGAIN!! GO AHEAD, DO IT AGAIN!” Harris tries to explain it off, but Alt is incredulous. Finally Alt grabs Harris and DESTROYS him with a SPINAL CONTUSION and leaves the ring. Alt heads up the ramp, Cole sneers as they pass then rushes to the ring to check on Harris.
WINNER – No Contest in 37:59
Cole helps Harris to his feet, Harris puts his arm around Cole’s shoulder and the crowd begins to boo. That wakes Harris up, and he realizes that he is letting Cole help him out of the ring, he shoves Cole aside and leaves the ring and staggers up the ramp. Chris Cole is left in the ring with a smug grin on his face, soaking up the boos of the crowd.
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