OOWF Seasons In The Abyss PPV
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GROUNDED IN REALITY vs. SOULDRAGON & MERCURYPhil and SD start off, SoulDragon gets some kicks to Phil’s side, but he shrugs them off. Dragon attempts to dart in , but Phil catches him and pins both in arms to his side and repeatedly head buts him to the face. SD’s mask is stained with blood and he falls to the mat. Phil tags in Justin Sane, Sane climbs the ropes and leaps off with a flying leg drop that lands across SD’s chest. Cover gets a one count, as Mercury comes in to break it up. Sane pulls SD to his feet and whips him to the ropes and snaps him over with a hurracarana, grabs the legs and gets a two count, that is broken up with a drop kick to the face from Mercury. Sane gets to his feet and climbs the ropes, waits for SD to get to his feet and leaps, SD turns and catches Sane with a super kick to the mouth, Sane staggers back against the ropes, and Mercury runs down the apron and clotheslines Sane to the mat. SD tags in Mercury, Merc comes in and pulls Sane to his feet and sends him to the ropes and nearly takes his head off with a spinning heel kick. Cover gets a two count. Mercury pulls Sane to his feet and hits him with a snap suplex, then tags SD back in. SD springboards over the top rope and drops a knee on Sane’s sternum, and leaves it across his throat as he gets a warning from the referee. At four SD finally breaks the move. SD gets to his feet and pulls Sane up to his feet, scoops him up and drops him across his knee and makes the tag to Mercury. Merc scales the ropes and drops a leg across Sane folding him in half. Mercury covers and gets two but the count is broken up by Phil. SoulDragon rushes into the ring and tries to attack Phil, but he catches SD by the throat, Mercury gets to his feet and tries to help, by he also gets goozled. SD and Merc kick Phil low and double him over. They go for a double DDT, but by now Sane is on his feet and has scaled the top rope, he leaps and takes both SD and Merc out with a flying clothesline. Mercury slips out of the ring, SD is stuck inside. Phil pulls SD to his feet, sends him to the ropes and catches him with a flapjack, as they are falling, Sane nails SD with a shining wizard. Phil bails out and Sane covers SD. He gets two before Mercury gets back in the ring and saves his partner. All four men are in the ring and a brawl ensues. Just as it looks like Grounded in Reality is going to clean house, the lights go out…
BONG
BONG
WOOF!
UnderDawg hits the ring. Phil tries to attack first and gets a massive big boot to the face that sends him to the floor. Sane is floored with a soup bone. Mercury and Soul Dragon attack from behind and get a few shots in, they whip UD to the ropes but he comes back with a double clothesline. UD pulls SD to his feet, goozles him CHOKESLAM!! Mercury is up, staggering around, UD grabs him and plants him with a FirePlug Piledriver! The crowd is going nuts! Justin Sane is on the top rope, as UD turns around he leaps for a hurracarana, UD catches him, walks around the ring for a moment, LAST RIDE!!! UD salutes the crowd and leaves the ring, bodies are laying everywhere.
WINNER – No Contest in 8:43
SIRIRAM vs. MR. JEALOUSJealous waits in the ring primping and flexing and yelling at the fans. Siriram walks calmly to the ring, never taking his eyes off of Jealous. As he gets between the ropes, Jealous charges and tries a big boot to Siriram’s face, Siriram catches him and takes him to the mat with a dragon screw leg whip, then for good measure stomps Jealous in the back of the head. Jealous is slow to get to his feet, Siriram whips him to the ropes, catches him on the way back and throws him over his head with a belly to belly suplex. Jealous bails out of the ring to catch his breath. As he climbs back into the ring he eyes Siriram warily. Collar and elbow tie up, Jealous grabs an arm wringer, Siriram reverses out of it with a drop toe hole, then grabs Jealous in a side headlock. Jealous fights up to his feet and shoves Siriram to the ropes and takes him down with a shoulder block. Jealous bounds off the ropes and tries a clothesline, Siriram ducks and hits a short dropkick to Jealous knee that sends him to one knee. Siriram hits the ropes and tries for a running knee, but Jealous catches him and hotshots him on the middle ropes and leaves him hanging there, Jealous hits the opposite ropes and leaps and lands on Siriram’s back, choking him on that middle rope. Jealous covers and gets a two count. Now Jealous takes over, he whips Siriram into the ropes and fakes a clothesline, and catches Siriram in the midsection with a knee doubling him over in pain, Jealous grabs him and hits a tilt-a-whirl power bomb for a two count. Jealous pulls Siriram to his feet and tries a whip into the corner, but Siriram reverses it, Jealous hits the corner and explodes right back out with a spear that sends Siriram to the floor. Jealous follows Siriram to the outside and tires to press his advantage there, but Siriram catches him with a forearm to the side of the head, then a DDT on the floor. Siriram rolls back in and lets the referee count. Jealous gets to his feet and back in the ring at seven. Siriram grabs Jealous and snap mares him to the mat and connects with a couple of stiff kicks to the back, then locks on a sitting abdominal stretch, working his elbow into Jealous’ ribs. Siriram keeps adding to the pressure, keeping Jealous on the mat, and breaking him down further, Siriram gets to his feet to increase the pressure. Jealous is laboring more and more for breath, he starts to fight out of it, but Siriram quickly switches it to a stump puller, cutting off Jealous oxygen even more. Jealous is gasping for breath now, and starting to fade. Like an anaconda, Siriram keeps intensifying the moves making it harder and harder for the big man to breathe. Finally, Siriram goes for the death move, he breaks Jealous all the way to the mat, hooks Jealous in the cattle mutilation and waits. Jealous struggles but is forced to tap before he passes out.
WINNER in 9:01 Siriram
CORAX vs. SHASHWAT MISHRAMishra charges out of the back and attacks Corax as he is heading to the ring, connecting with a double axe-handle to the back of the head, Corax staggers down the ramp and Mishra presses the attack. Mishra waits for Corax to turn around and face him them hits a running Ole kicks that nearly takes Corax head off his shoulders. Mishra rolls Corax into the ring and mounts him and hammers away with forearms to the side of the head, then goes with the old stand by, a straight up choke hold. Mishra breaks at four to avoid the DQ, but keeps it up, breaking each time just before getting DQ’d. Finally Corax reaches up and tries to gouge out Mishra’s eye to break the hold. Corax rolls out of the ring to catch his breath, Mishra recovers inside the ring, hits the ropes and tries a baseball slide, but Corax side steps the move and grabs Mishra’s leg and pulls him out of the ring and legs him slam on the floor. Corax grabs a chair and sets it up on the floor, then backs away against the opposite guard rail. As Mishra gets to his feet, Corax charges, steps on the chair and leaps catching Mishra with a forearm to the side of the head that sends Mishra crashing into the guard rail. Corax then grabs the chair, folds it up and throws it at Mishra, it bounces off of Mishra’s head and opens a gash on his head. Corax charges at Mishra and takes him over the barricade with a clothesline. The two brawl through the crowd, Corax grabs something from a fan, what is it? OMG IT’S COOKIE SHEET! Corax slams the sheet across Mishra’s head. Mishra falls to one knee, but as Corax closes in, Mishra nails him with a low blow, then grabs him from behind, pulls a pencil out of his tights and proceeds to jab Corax bloody. The action works back to the ring, both men are bloody messes. Corax is in the ring first and catches Mishra with a shining wizard as he is getting into the ring, Corax covers and appears to get a three count, but Mishra had his foot on the ropes. Corax pulls Mishra to his feet and sends him to the corner and follow s him in, but Mishra drops him in his tracks with a judo thrust to the throat. Mishra mounts the second rope and drops an elbow across Corax chest for a two count. Mishra pulls Corax to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him in a sleeper hold. Corax fights it but begins to fade. Just when it looks like Corax is done, he fights back to his feet and falls forward into the corner, sending Mishra’s head into the top turnbuckle. Mishra falls through the ropes to the floor. Corax regains his senses in the middle to the ring, Mishra is up on the ring apron facing the audience. Corax grabs him and tries to bring him back into the ring with a belly to back suplex, but in mid move, Mishra nails him in the head, Corax falls to the mat, out cold, hidden from the referee we see Mishra tuck a chain into his tights, cover, and get the three count.
WINNER in 11:49 Shashwat Mishra
AX-MAN vs. MICROPLAYAx and Microplay meet in the center of the ring, the stare down lasts for a few seconds, then Ax just kicks MP in the knee, MP falls to one knee, and Ax knees him in the face sending him to the mat. Ax brutally stomps away on MP’s leg, focusing particular attention on his knee. Ax drags MP to the corner, leaves the ring, then wraps MP’s knee around the ring post repeatedly. While this is going on, Fozzy distracts the ref, yes Fozzy. Ax locks on the ring post Figure four and MP howls in pain. He keeps it on for a good minute or two before the ref has had enough and sends Fozzy to the back, then turns around and sees what is going on. Ax breaks just before the ref calls for the DQ, but the damage has been done. Inside the ring, MP tries to get to his feet, but his leg buckles. On the outside, Ax watches his wounded prey with a smug look on his face. This match is over, just as soon as Ax wants to end it. Ax-Man leisurely rolls back into the ring and waits. MP pulls himself to his feet using the ropes, as soon as his is up, Ax chop blocks him to the mat nailing the injured knee with all his weight. Ax grabs MP’s injured wheel and applies a spinning toe hold. He keeps reapplying the hold laughing at MP’s misery, and at one point spitting on him, MP finally pulls himself to the ropes and forces the break, then rolls out of the ring to regroup. Ax argues with the referee about something, and the ref goes over to the announce table to clarify something, something to do with the official time of the match. As the ref is at the announce table, Ax leaves the ring, grabs a chair and waits for MP to stand up, when he does, Ax gets a running start and dives into the back of MP’s knee, jamming the chair right on the back of MP’s knee. MP hits the floor clutching his knee and grimacing in pain, Ax drops the chair and rolls back into the ring just in time for the referee to come in and tell him the time of the match. Ax leaves the ring once again, pulls MP to his feet and whips him into the steel ring steps, MP catches his knee on the steps and flips over the steps to the floor, clutching his knee. Ax climbs the steps to get back into the ring, looks at the booing crowd, pauses for a moment, then leaps off the top of the steps and lands with all his weight on the side of MP’s knee. Ax pulls MP up and shoots him into the ring, then follows, grabs his leg and locks on the figure four. That knee has been so badly damaged that MP can’t even fight it, he taps almost immediately.
WINNER in 7:03 Ax-Man
After the match, Ax leaves the ring, grabs a chair and returns. Be opens the chair and places it on MP’s knee, then climbs to the middle rope and leaps, sandwiching the chair on MP’s knee with all his weight. Fans in the front row hear a distinct snap, and MP goes pail. Medics rush to the ring and check on MP as Ax saunters to the back.
PREDATOR vs. CANADIAN DRAGONThis should be the culmination of a long feud between these two. Both men meet in the center of the ring, Predator looks a little smug, so CD slaps him across the face. That starts it. Predator takes CD to the mat with a double leg take down and pummels him with crushing sledgehammer blows to the chest. CD reverses out of it and actually traps Predator in a head scissors. Pred pops out of the move and to his feet. CD gets to his feet and Predator grabs him in a side head lock. CD sends him to the ropes and Predator drops him with a shoulder block. Pred hits the ropes again and catches CD wit ha flying shoulder block that sends CD out of the ring to the floor. CD is quickly to his feet, and back on the apron. Predator charges at him and tries to spear him through the ropes, but CD side steps the move, and leaps up and drops a leg across the back of Pred’s head. Predator falls back into the ring and CD springs into the ring and lands a Rolling Thunder, covers, but Predator kicks out at one. CD pulls Predator to his feet and rocks him with a couple of European uppercuts. CD tries to whip Predator into the corner, but Pred reverses it and sends CD in. CD scales the ropes and flips over the charging Predator, then leaps on him and monkey flips him out of the corner, the big man lands on his feet and hits the ropes and charges at CD, Dragon catches him wit ha drop toe hold, then scales the ropes and tries a flying cross body, Predator catches him in mid air and ties him in the tree of woe. Predator moves to the opposite corner and charges, then dives, clothes lining CD and bending his neck backward awkwardly. CD falls to the mat, Predator rolls back in and immediately drops a series of knees to the back of SD’s head. Predator takes over for a few minutes, and wears CD down in a bear hug, nearly getting the submission. CD breaks the hold with a hand clap to the ears. Predator drops CD and CD fights back getting in a series of kicks to the side of the legs, arms, and finally after hitting the ropes a crescent kick to the side of the head. Predator goes down in a heap and CD hits the ropes, springs off the bottom rope and lands a picture perfect moonsault. CD hooks the leg and gets a two count. As Pred is wearily getting to his feet, CD calls for the Canadian Destroyer! CD patiently waits for Pred to get up, then kicks him in the midsection doubling him over. He grabs Predator, but just s he is about to flip over, Pred catches his legs, and OBLITERATES CD with an Alabama Slam! Predator keeps hold of CD’s legs and rolls through, one, two, three! This one is over!
WINNER in 15:41 Predator
After the match, CD rolls out of the ring and throws the time keeper to the floor and grabs the ring bell. He slides back into the ring and SLAMS the bell right into Predator’s head as he celebrates. CD grabs Predator and hits the CANADIAN DESTROYER! Predator’s head hits the bell s he lands the move, Pred is out cold. When the ref admonishes CD, he gets a Destroyer for his trouble. Medical officials hit the ring and try to check on Predator, but two of them eat Destroyers as well. Finally GM the Rick shows up at the ramp and calls out the local Gnaw Bone Police force. CD manages to hit one of them with the Destroyer before he is tasered to the mat. He is cuffed and lead out of the building.
CONCRETE TG vs. AUSTRAROOOnslaught Rules match here between two of the most popular men in the OOWF. This match has a ten minute time limit. Both men meet in the center of the ring and shake hands to start. The bell rings and they slowly circle each other, collar and elbow tie up, Crete grabs a side head lock, Roo whips him to the ropes, Crete drops down, Roo over the top, stops and turns, as Crete gets to his feet, Roo catches him with a drop kick to the jaw. Crete pops right back up, Roo rushes Crete and tries a standing monkey flip, but Crete flips through it and lands on his feet and hits the ropes, Roo side steps and sends Crete to the ropes, Crete bounds off the ropes and connects with a flying forearm. Both men down, both men kip up at the same time, but Crete spins and sweeps the leg sending Roo to the mat. Crete pounces and grabs a side head lock, Roo reverses it to a leg scissor, Crete stands out of it and grabs the side head lock again, Roo slips out of the head lock and grabs a hammer lock, Crete works to his feet, tries the leg, its not there, grabs Roo’s head, but can’t do anything with it, finally Crete rolls and gets Roo to break the move. Both men quickly back up again, Roo dashes to the corner and springs on the top rope and in one fluid motion turns and tries a cross body, but Crete catches him in mid air with a drop kick to the face. Crete grabs Roo’s legs and rolls him over in a Boston Crab. Roo tries to break the hold, but can’t, so he goes to the ropes. That’s one free rope break. Crete pulls Roo to his feet and blisters him with a couple of knife edge chops, then sends him to the ropes, Crete lowers his head a moment too soon and Roo slips over his back, grabs Crete around the waist and hits a wicked German Suplex with a bridge for a two count. Crete rolls the shoulder, but Roo keeps the hold of Crete and rolls him over and locks on the lockdown (full nelson camel clutch) Crete winces in pain, and cannot break the move, so he reaches out with his foot and hooks the rope. That’s one rope break for Crete as well. The match continues at break neck speed, as we approach the ten minute mark, both men are aware of the dwindling time. Crete scoops Roo up for a slam, but Roo slips over his shoulder and as Crete turns he catches him with a Roo kick. Roo covers, but Crete kicks out at two. Roo rushes to the corner and scales the ropes, Roo Sault! But Crete moves at the last second. Roo hits the mat hard, Crete grabs Roo and locks on the scaffold! Roo tries to fight it, but can’t escape and is forced to submit.
WINNER in 9:40 Concrete TG
After the match, Roo raises Crete’s arm and the two embrace in the center of the ring. The crowd gives them a nice ovation as they leave the ring together.
NAYR vs. MATT DADDY – Beauty Pageant MatchIt’s Nayr vs. Matt Daddy in a "beauty pageant" match, to finally settle their feud. Here's how the match works: as well as there being the matter of the pin fall victory in the actual physical match, the two competitors are also judged on the artistry of their moves and the logic of the moves chosen. This means that there are three categories: Artistic, Logic and Physical. Whoever wins two out of the three wins the match. Got it? If it sounds confusing, blame that on Chuck Norris, who came up with the match, and also managed to worm his way onto the judging table. The judges are, from right to left, Vin Diesel, Mr. T., and Chuck Norris. They will determine the winner of the artistic and logic categories.
Gavin Hale is YOUR referee!
Matt extends a hand for a handshake. Warily, Nayr accepts. Matt doesn't try anything funny, being a role model and all. Nayr starts to hop back and forth, in preparation, but that's when Matt strikes with a lariat! He pulls up Nayr and whips him into the ropes, but Nayr hits a satellite head scissors into a fujiwara arm bar. Matt fights out of it, and crushes Nayr with a short clothesline. He quickly jackknifes into a head scissors submission, drawing an appreciative nod from Chuck Norris. Nayr nips out of it and looks for a standing moonsault, Matt rolls out of the way, Nayr lands on his feet, both men up, to the ropes, Matt tries a lariat, Nayr slides under it and comes up with a perfect dropkick, trying to get the edge in the artistic department. Both men to their feet, and Nayr makes a mistake in trying another, that might cost him in the logic department. He misses, Matt feints an elbow drop, Nayr leaps away, but straight into chops by Matt! We're seeing a bit of a rougher side from him today, that might cost him in the artistic department (Ok, I'll stop now, you should be able to figure that sort of thing out from now on). Matt pump handles Nayr into a rib breaker, pin gets one and a half. Mr. T: "I pity the fool who kicks out of that!". Razz: "Huh?". Matt picks up Nayr, looking for the Role Model, but Nayr slips out and goes for a reverse hurricarana. Matt counters into a sky-high face buster! Ouch! The count gets two, Nayr starts to get up but Matt fights him down and applies an inverted three quarter figure four leg lock. Nayr manages to make the ropes, there is his first rope break. Matt pulls him up, but Nayr starts chopping him! A jumping enzigiri staggers Matt, Nayr spins and hits a reverse jumping enzigiri sending Matt to the corner. Nayr runs in with a corner splash. Vin Diesel: "Coming from him, that doesn't even look like it hurts due to his size, not much logic points there." Nayr throws Matt to the opposite corner, and cartwheels in with a space rolling elbow, but Matt pulls himself to the second rope, and hits Nayr on the back, grabs him, and hits the "Wholesome" Street Cutter! One, two, Nayr kicks out! Mr. T. with the applause, Chuck Norris is screaming in frustration. Matt throws Nayr to the ropes, and goes for a hip toss, Nayr lands on his feet, but Matt Daddy hits a flat liner! Matt now applies a sickle hold, Nayr is screaming in pain, he teases a tag, but Matt suddenly lets go of the hold! He helps Nayr to his feet, and tries to say something, but Nayr monkey flips him! Nayr dashes to the corner, double springboard into the Nayr Star Press! Huge artistic points there! One, two, three! The winner of the physical match, Nayr! The referee now turns to the judges. The winner of the logic category by unanimous decision, Matt! Mr. T. gives Nayr the nod in the artistic category, and all eyes are on Vin Diesel, AS HE GIVES THE NOD TO MATT! You can hear him say "stupid little midget" under his breath. Nayr is dazed on the floor, he turns his head to Chuck, Chuck grins evilly and of course gives the decision to Matt. The winner of the match, scoring in both the artistic category and the logic category, Matt Daddy!
WINNER in 15:57 – Matt Daddy
Matt finally pulls himself to his feet, as does Nayr, but Nayr is pretty much KO'ed. Chuck grins again, and slides into the ring. Roundhouse kick! But Matt catches his foot! Chuck is visibly frightened, he mouths "no,no, oh please no, dear God!". Matt tells him something that makes Chuck nervous. Matt drops Chuck's foot, hoists him up, Role model! Matt goes over to Nayr, what is going on! Chuck gets to his feet, Matt forgot that he was Chuck Norris and could recover from anything! He creeps up behind Matt, but Nayr suddenly hits a low round kick to the back of Norris's knee. "My kicking knee!" howls Chuck. Matt spins, and we have a double beat down of Chuck Norris! Mr. T. with the applause, Vin Diesel has left. Matt plants Chuck Norris, and remembers to hold him down as Nayr scales the ropes and hits the Bellow in the Breeze! Chuck might be dead. Matt pulls him to his feet! Oh shit Nayr has got out his crutch! Chuck braces himself, but Nayr simply gives it to him. He and Matt leave, leaving Chuck Norris alone in the ring. He scowls and limps off through the crowd.
NILES ANDERSON vs. CAPELLAN - #1 Contender Role Reversal MatchRole reversal match here, an odd concept for the OOWF. Essentially, Niles has to use Capellan’s move set, and Niles has to use Capellan’s. Both men make it to the ring, Niles is laughing at Cap the whole time, Capellan seems a bit moody. Then get into the ring and Capellan attacks before the bell, what?...oh yeah. Before Niles can get his ring jacket off, Cap has him backed into the corner and kicks him to the mat. Cap then rushes to the opposite corner, sprints across the ring and gives Niles the flying face wash. Niles crawls out of the corner on his knees, grabbing his face in pain, Capellan rips Niles jacket off and wraps it around his throat and chokes him with it. The ref starts the five count and Cap reluctantly breaks the choke at four, then tosses the jacket into the crowd. Cap pulls Niles to his feet and whips him to the ropes and tries a knee to the mid section, but Niles flips over it and grabs Cap and rolls him up for a two count. Niles is first to his feet and takes Cap down with a devastating clothesline. Niles grabs Cap’s legs and tries the Precision Incision, but Cap blocks it and rolls through and takes Niles to the mat and locks on a single leg crab. While the referee is checking on Niles, Cap gets an evil grin on his face and gives Niles several shots to the jewels. Niles screams in pain, the audience howls, and Cap claims he had no idea what happened. Niles crawls over to the corner to recover, and Cap charges across the ring and hits a Chris Sabin drop kick to Niles jewels. Niles scurries to the outside and falls to the floor. Cap waits in the ring for a moment, then realizes that he is supposed to be Niles, so he leaves the ring and pulls Niles to his feet and whips him hard into the guard rail. Cap tries to follow with a body splash against the guard rail, but that never works for heels, and he eats steel when Niles moves out of the way. Niles grabs Cap and rolls him back into the ring and covers but only gets a two count. Niles pulls Capellan up and connects with a pretty nice drop kick to Cap’s mouth that sends him flying. Niles looks around, thinks for a moment, then heads to the top rope. Not being a high flyer normally, it takes him a little too long to get up there. Cap catches him on the top rope and superplexes him into the middle of the ring. Cap floats over and gets a two count. The match continues, the longer it goes on, the more Cap seems to relish catching Niles with heelish moves. Niles is clearly getting frustrated with having to wrestle a clean match. After over thirty minutes of action, Capellan goes for the SteeDDT, but Niles holds on to the top rope. Niles pulls Cap up, and tries a roll up from behind, Cap reverses it, and grabs a hand full of tights, but Niles reverses it a third time, and bridges! Cap kicks out a second too late, Niles gets the three count.
WINNER in 33:17 Niles Anderson
JOSH O’NEAL vs. FIRECHILD – Lights Out MatchThe premise for this match is really simple. There are bundles of eight light tubes in each corner, for 32 in total. The first one to break 17 of the 32 on their opponent and toss the ends into their bin is the winner. So pretty much anything goes in this one. Referee Mel Creech calls both men to the center of the ring and gives them their instructions, then he leaves the ring, there is really no need for him there. Firechild attacks first with a short jab to the head, nailing JO right where his forehead is bandaged after their cage match. JO falls to one knee and FC kicks him in the mouth sending him to the mat. FC grabs a light tube and threatens Josh with it, as JO gets to his feet, FC swings wildly, JO ducks and grabs a tube of his own. Now it looks like Star Wars, both men face off with a tube. JO swings wildly, FC ducks, turns and swings and shatters the tube across JO’s ribs, opening a nasty gash on Josh’s side. Josh falls to the mat in pain, FC tosses the end in the bin (FC 1-0) Firechild grabs a second tube and walks over to Josh, but before he can do anything, JO grabs the tube, puts it between FC’s legs and yanks up, shattering the tube between FC’s legs. FC falls to the mat screaming in pain and clutching his groin. Josh tosses his ends in the bin (tied 1-1). Josh picks up FC’s tube and takes a few practice swings, then waits for FC to get to his feet then takes a Babe Ruth swing at his head, shattering the tube across the side of FC’s head, and opening a nice gash on his head. Josh tosses his tub in the bin (JO leads 2-1). O’Neal mounts FC and pummels him with forearms and stiff shots to the face. To save himself, FC reaches out and grabs a tube, as Josh pulls back to hit him again, FC slams him in the face, knocking him to the mat. The match continues on, both men make good use of the light tubes. Josh power slammed FC onto a tube leaving nasty bloody gashes on his back. At one point FC removed the turnbuckle in the corner, and moved out of the way as Josh came charging in for a splash. FC looped the tag rope around his throat to keep him in place, then broke three tubes across Josh’s back, leaving it a horrible mess of bloody cuts. Josh did get his revenge, nailing a charging FC with a glass tube clothesline to the face, the tube shattered right in FC’s face, nearly blinding him. After nearly twenty minutes, it comes down to a tie, both men have sixteen tubes in the bins. Both men are horribly bloody and quickly getting weak from blood loss. It is hard to say where they are bleeding from, because it appears they are bleeding from EVERYWHERE. The referee grabs one final tube from the announce table and brings it into the ring. Both men go for the tube, but as JO stoops to reach for it, FC catches him with a super kick to the mouth. Josh staggers backward and hits the ropes, AND GETS CAUGHT in the ROPES! Josh struggles to free himself, but weak from an exhausting match and blood loss, he can’t put up much of a fight. Firechild grabs the tube and stalks Josh, knowing he can end the match whenever he wants. FC takes a few swings at Josh and laughs. Finally FC rears back for the finishing shot, but as he is coming down, Josh kicks the tube back in his face! The light tube shatters in FC’s face! Firechild hits the mat, the end of the tube bounces off the mat and rolls out of the ring, RIGHT INTO JOSH’S BIN! Josh O’Neal wins 17-16!
WINNER in 20:05 – Josh O’Neal
Medics immediately come to the ring and remove both men and take them to the back on stretchers. Another crew comes in and sweeps up the copious amount of blood and glass from the ring.
DRINK & DESTROY, THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER & SERAPH vs. KZ, THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE & THIM REYNOLDS – Tornado Bunkhouse MatchEveryone comes dressed as they are and this one is a total pier-sixer if there ever was one. Seraph and Thim immediately go at it, tumbling to the floor to brawl. The other eight guys duke it out in the ring. Stank pounds O'Neil down, and FFC has his way with Moose. Gator and L.D. have it out, but Camby dumps OBJ to the floor. Stank whips TO across the ring, and Gator gives him a super kick. But Williams goes low on GB. D&D with a double power bomb on Moose, but Thim slips back in and pounds away at Stank. OBJ suddenly flies back in with a flying clothesline on LDW. But HC is soon behind and takes Capslock's head off with a clothesline. Seraph rejoins the party by tackling TR, and MHJ powders to the floor. Stank follows however, and MHJ gets beat down on the floor. GB and OBJ double teams LDW, leaving TDB to team up on Capslock, as Thim and Seraph are still going at it. FFC fights off the Brigade and backdrops Camby to the floor and Capslock locks on the FIGURE FORESKIN on O'Neil! But Reynolds breaks that up with a stiff forearm, and Thim looks for the REFLEX-O-LOCK~! But Seraph bulldogs him out of nowhere! Seraph with a suicide dive out onto Camby. Moose fights off Stank with the chain, then breaks up the CALL OF THE WILD on Williams. MHJ chokes out OBJ with the chain, and Williams gets some shots in. Gator back in it, but Williams takes him down into the STF~! FFC breaks that up with a big leg drop, and Stank is back in. Stank bear hugs Moose to free OBJ, and drops MHJ with a belly to back bomb. Reynolds up, but backs into Stank. Stank pounds the crap out of him and tosses him to the floor. Stank, Reynolds, Seraph, and Camby go at it on the floor, brawling up the aisle. O'Neil catches Gator out of nowhere with the LEFT HOOK~! But FFC uses Moose's chain and wallops TO with it, drawing blood. OBJ with the BOOMERANG on Williams, and Capslock takes off his belt and whips the hell out of LDW. Moose takes a few for the team, as well. Out on the floor, Camby drops Seraph in the aisle with a
spine buster, then he and Reynolds team up on Stank, tossing him into some rolling storage chests next to the entrance. Reynolds with a modified ADJUSTMENT on the floor, and TR leaves Stank for Camby to destroy. Seraph is playing possum though, and slings Thim hard into the rail, choking him out with some camera cables. Back in the ring, TFDU hits Williams with the CALL OF THE WILD~! But Moose breaks the cover up with a chair shot. Capslock grabs the chair from Moose, but MHJ kicks him low. CHOMP~! Moose is dead. One, two... but O'Neil breaks that cover with the chair, as well. Tommy opens up on gator with the chair, then NAILS OBJ, busting him open. FFC puts O'Neil in a torture rack, but Williams hits him with the chain, and now Capslock is bleeding. In the aisle, Seraph gets a cable-assisted hip toss, then drives Reynolds into the rail again. Camby has Stank up for a power bomb off the staging area, but Stank falls off the back and they slug it out. Camby to the eyes and looks for the
DOMINATOR~! But Stank lands on his feet and goes right into the STANK-U OFF THE STAGE~! They crash thru a bunch of boxes and tables as the crowd explodes! LDW drops GB with the DDT and covers. One, two... but Gator kicks out. FFC back in the game and hits LDW with a Death Valley Driver on the chair! TO takes FFC down, but Capslock kicks him thru the ropes to the floor. Moose makes a charge at FFC, but he gets back dropped over the top, too. OBJ with a baseball slide to keep O'Neil at bay, then follows out for some more brawling. Moose pulls out a barbed wired 2x4 from beneath the ring and opens up on Gator's back, but OBJ kicks Moose in the gut, and the weapon falls to the ground. OBJ picks it up and sets it on the apron for later use and pounds away at MHJ. Meanwhile, Seraph and Reynolds finally make it back to the ring, camera cord still wrapped around TR. Seraph looks for the Sharpshooter, but Reynolds cradles him for two. LDW spots the cord and begins pulling it in, finally jerking a camera off the shoulder of a cameraman. Williams pulls the camera into the ring and LEVELS Capslock with it, breaking the camera into several pieces. FFC comes up bleeding, and LDW slaps on the STF~! At the same time, Reynolds gets the REFLEX-O-LOCK on Seraph! Stereo submission holds! On the floor, CHOMP~! O'Neil is dead! OBJ rolls back in, grabs the barbed wire, and wallops Reynolds with it, then hits Williams IN THE FACE with it, to break both holds! Moose back in, but walks right into the CALL OF THE WILD ON THE BARBED WIRE~! Gator covers, one, two, three, and this one is mercifully over.
WINNERS at 27:18: THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER, DRINK & DESTROY, & SERAPH
UNCLE ENTITY (w/Jesse Garron) vs. FLY – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchSince this is a ppv title match we get a fifteen minute time limit. I hadn’t said that before, because I just made it up right now. Fly comes to the ring first, he celebrates with the crowd and whips them into a frenzy. Fly chills on the top turnbuckle, much like HBK used to as Uncle Entity makes his way to the ring along with Jesse Garron. The ref calls for the bell, then turns and orders Garron to the back. He looks perplexed, Entity looks incensed. As he stands and argues with the referee, Fly stands up on the ropes, leaps, and catches UE with a picture perfect missile drop kick to the side of the head. UE hits the mat hard and Fly immediately springs up and covers the champ for a two count. Entity kicks out and scurries out of the ring. Fly climbs the ropes and points to his head and slaps a fake mat twice. Entity storms around furiously on the outside, then finally regains his composure and slides back into the ring. Fly meets him with a spinning heel kick that sends UE to the mat again. Fly pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes, leap frog over, then catches UE with an attempted hip toss, but UE blocks it and tries for a clothesline, Fly ducks, keeps hold of the arm and reverses it into a back slide for a two count. Entity springs to his feet and walks into an arm drag by Fly, Fly then dashes to the corner and nails UE with a beautiful moon sault. Fly covers and gets a two count, Entity once again bails to the outside. This time Fly hits the ropes and tries a suicide dive to the outside, but Entity moves out of the way in time and Fly slams into the ground. Entity pulls Fly to his feet and whips him to the corner post, Fly slams chest first onto the post and crumples to the floor. The use of the ring post draws a warning from the referee. Entity sneers at the ref and throws Fly back into the ring. Entity stomps on Fly’s chest, then drops a knee right across his sternum. Entity pulls Fly to his feet and sends him HARD chest first into the corner. Fly ricochets out of corner, Entity bounds off the ropes and nearly decapitates him with a clothesline. UE covers and gets a two count. Entity pulls Fly into a sitting position and locks on the Crucifix. Fly howls in pain but refuses to give up. After several agonizing minutes trapped in the hold, he finally gets close enough to the ropes to drape his foot across the bottom. That is one rope break for Fly, Entity, however, refuses to break the hold, drawing a second warning from the ref, one more and he draws the DQ and loses the title. Entity whips Fly into the corner and follows him in, Fly elevates and Entity runs under him, Fly rolls him up from behind and gets a two count. The time keeper announces that eleven minutes have passed. Fly turns it up and takes UE down with a spinning heel kick, waits for UE to get to his feet and kicks him in the midsection, then climbs the ropes going for the Flava Drop! Entity spots him in time and falls against the ropes and crotches Fly on the top rope. Entity flips Fly off the top, then grabs him and nails the brain buster, hooks the leg and gets the three count.
WINNER in 13:33 and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion – Uncle Entity
WCW vs. THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchAdrenaline and Capps bail as the champs rush the ring upon entering. Wilder and
Westgaard want to give chase, but Junior Hale keeps them at bay, reminding them that a disqualification will result in a title change. The champs hand their titles to the official, who raises them for all to see. AA has some words for wCw and Johnny moves around the corner and looks at Missy, sporting a neck brace. That's enough for TW, and Wilder with a running no hands plancha over the top onto JA, and Wilder opens up on him with a flurry of lefts and rights. Capps around and pulls Wilder off, but Tommy rids him with two elbows, and JWW is out and brawls with AA. JA gets some shots in on Tommy as Hale comes to the floor to try to gain control. Westgaard drives AA into the post, then hip tosses him into the crowd. Wilder takes Johnny back down and opens up on him again. Hale pulls Tommy off and tells him to take it to the ring, but Tommy shoves him aside and goes back for more, but Johnny kicks him low, then petitions Hale for a DQ on the grounds that Tommy shoved an official. Hale isn't having any of that, and Wilder jumps Johnny again and tosses him in the ring. Meanwhile, Westgaard and AA are still going at it in the crowd, with JWW hitting AA with assorted items such as beer cups and boxes of popcorn. The bell FINALLY sounds to start the match, and Tommy kicks Johnny's ass all over the ring. Springboard cross body gets a two count, and Tommy follows that with a standing moonsault for another two count. To the corner, and Wilder runs and dropkicks him in the gut. Tommy springboards and hits a DDT out of the corner, then tags to JWW, who's finally back to the corner. Johnny crawls away, but AA is still dragging himself out of the crowd. Westgaard pulls JA up and slugs him back down with stiff forearms. Short arm into a bear hug, into a belly to belly slam. AA pulls himself onto the apron, and Westgaard knocks him right back off. Johnny goes to the eyes to stop the offense and gets a takedown, but Westgaard kicks him down. Tag to AA, but he fares no better as JWW kills him with a clothesline, then stomps away in the corner. Shoulder thrusts, tag to Wilder. Tommy jumps off JWW's back and kicks AA in the mouth and pounds away. Oklahoma roll, one, two... but Johnny makes the save. Wilder pops up and tosses Johnny to the floor, then turns and kicks the crap out of Capps. Irish whip, but AA reverses and grabs a desperation sleeper, but Wilder counters with a jawbreaker. Tag to Westgaard, CROSSCHECK~! But AA goes bouncing out of the ring and JWW can't capitalize. Westgaard to the floor, but forgets about Johnny, and JA hits a running knee and sends Westgaard into the ring steps. Hale sends Johnny back to the corner, but AA comes to and stomps Westgaard some more. Back in, and AA gets a neck breaker. Tag to Johnny, and JA comes in with a delayed vertical suplex. Cover barely gets two, but Johnny stays on him. JA with an inverted atomic drop, then sneaks an extra knee at the end. Johnny raises the roof and starts his stupid dance, but Tommy hops in and tackles him. Wilder just stiffs him with right hands, busting his nose open, and Hale has to drag Wilder back to the corner. AA wants a DQ, but uses the diversion to toss a pair of brass knuckles into Johnny. JA decks Westgaard with one punch. One... two... but Westgaard KICKS OUT! Johnny's had enough and looks for the ADRENALINE RUSH~! But Tommy drops to the floor and pulls JA's leg out from under him and Westgaard lands on top. One, two, but Johnny kicks out. JWW crawls for a tag, but Johnny grabs his foot. Westgaard uses his strength though, and pulls JA into the wCw corner. HOT TAG~! Wilder back in and goes crazy on Johnny. Capps comes in and gets taken down, as well. Sliced Bread #2 for Johnny, then an Acid Drop for AA.
AIRWALK~! But Johnny moves and Tommy eats canvas. JA to his feet, but walks into the ICE AUGER~! But Westgaard's not legal and Hale moves to get him out. Capps is up and tries to grab Tommy for the ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT~! But Tommy blatantly goes low... and then a second time, behind the ref's back. Tag to JWW, and the champs set up for NITRO~! But Johnny climbs up and greets Wilder on the top rope. Slugout, but Johnny goes to the eyes. Superplex, but Westgaard stops it and gets Johnny on his shoulders. But AA clips the knee and Johnny lands on top! One, two... but Tommy breaks the pin with the AIRWALK~! Holy shit! AA grabs Wilder and slaps on THE CLAW~! But Hale breaks the hold and makes AA go back to the corner, and that allows Johnny to recover and hit Tommy with the brass knuckles. Johnny tosses the evidence and then it's the ADRENALINE RUSH on Westgaard! One, two... but WESTGAARD KICKS OUT! Johnny is pissed! Johnny sets up for another one, but Tommy's back up and hits Johnny with the brass knuckles! JWW falls on top for the cover! One, two... but AA pulls the official out of the ring! Westgaard's on his hands and knees, and Tommy leaps off his back with a tope onto AA and Junior Hale! NITRO on Johnny, but there's no official. Tommy to the floor to stir Hale, but that allows AA to sneak around and BLAST Westgaard with a steel chair! TW back in and takes himself and AA to the floor with a clothesline, but Johnny drapes an arm on JWW. Hale back in and groggily gets in position. One... two... and Westgaard gets a shoulder up! Wilder and AA scrap over to the announce area, and TW catapults AA over the announce table onto Ross. Back in the ring, Westgaard and Adrenaline get to their feet at the same time and trade punches, Johnny getting the better of it when Wilder flies in with a spinning heel kick. The champions set up to finish Johnny. Meanwhile, AA has come to and sees Missy out of the corner of his eye. Capps grabs Missy from behind and pulls her up on the apron. THUNDER~! But as Tommy rolls through, he sees AA. Capps rips the neck brace off her. Tommy then rips the neck brace from AA's hands. Westgaard has the cover in the middle of the ring. One... two... but Tommy WALLOPS Capps with the metal neck brace and Junior Hale CALLS FOR THE BELL~! Capps falls to the floor,
Johnny is out, and Tommy realizes what he's done as the bell sounds.
WINNERS BY DQ IN 30:20 and NEW OOWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS.
HARDBODY HARRIS vs. CHRIS ALT – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match – Chris Cole is Special Guest RefereeCole comes to the ring first, he is breaking first Rule of Wrestlers as Referee in that he is not wearing a sleeveless ref’s shirt, or a referee shirt and his wrestling gear, he is actually dressed like a referee. Alt comes out next, he slides into the ring and glares at Cole, Cole just laughs at him. Finally the champ is announced, he gets a surprising mixed reaction from the crowd. Harris gets into the ring and Cole steps up behind him and slaps him on the back and appears quite happy to see him. Harris slaps his hand away, but Chris Alt seethes at the whole thing. All three men to the center of the ring, Cole gives his instructions, “I want a clean fight, <a wink to Harris> follow my instructions <another wink to Harris, Harris just shakes his head> Finally Cole calls for the bell and this one is underway. Collar and elbow tie up Harris pushes Cole back into the corner, Cole calls for the clean break, then gets in between the two, as he pushes Harris away, Cole gives a subtle but effective nut shot to Alt in the corner. Harris looks at Cole in disbelief, but Cole just shrugs his shoulders. Another collar and elbow, this time Alt grabs an arm wringer, he is about to unleash a chop when Cole stops him and yells at him to keep his fist open, even though it was a CHOP. Alt yells at Cole, Harris reverses the move and wrings Alt’s arm. Alt makes it to the ropes to force the break, but Cole is distracted by something else. Harris releases the hold. The match continues, Cole heavily favors Harris the whole time. To his credit Harris refuses to allow Cole to get him the upper hand. At one point, Alt catches Harris with a stiff kick to the mid section, Harris falls to one knee, and Cole rushes in and immediately checks on Harris for a low blow. Harris can’t believe it, Alt is stunned. As Cole moves away, Alt hits the ropes and catches Alt with a spinning neck breaker, then climbs to the top rope. Cole immediately lays the five count on Alt, Alt looks at him like he is insane, CA: “What are you doing?” CC: You have five seconds to do a move off the top rope, you are over the limit, climb down now, or you are DQ’d” Alt looks at Cole incredulously, enforcing a rule that is NEVER enforced. With Alt distracted by Cole, Harris grabs him and Harris whips Alt to the ropes and catches him with a perfect spine buster, then covers, Cole makes a fast count onetwo Harris pulls Chris up before the three count, which gets him some boos from the crowd, and yells at Cole to call it down the middle. Cole replies “Sure champ, whatever you say, right down the middle.” Harris goes nose to nose with Cole, as they argue, Alt grabs Harris and school boys him, Cole takes FOREVER to get to the mat, one………….two…………then Cole forces a break because he claims Alt was pulling the tights, which he wasn’t. Both men up, Harris whips Cole to the rope, Alt reverses it, Alt tries to hit the opposite ropes and runs right into Cole! Cole hits the mat and calls for the bell! What the hell? Cole conferences with the officials and the announcement is made
WINNER by Disqualification and a result of a referee assault in 10:14, and STILL OOWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!! – HARDBODY HARRIS!
Cole raises Harris’ arm and hands him the title. Chris Alt looks on in disbelief and shakes his head and leaves the ring. Inside the ring Cole stands raising Harris arm and holding the title high in the air. A heavily bandaged Firechild hits the ring and the three celebrate together. Harris looks completely confused, he keeps trying to leave the ring to catch up with Alt, but Cole and Firechild keep pulling him back to celebrate. Chris Alt pauses at the top of the ramp and looks at Harris celebrating with 3PS, hangs his head and leaves through the curtain. A camera follows Alt, he walks right out the building, gets in his car and leaves the arena. The whole time this is playing on the MammOOth-Tron, Harris stands transfixed as his BFF leaves the arena. What he doesn’t see while he is watching Alt leave, is that Cole and Firechild have chairs. Cole grabs Harris and spins him around CON-CHAIR-TO! Harris falls to the mat in a heap! Cole pulls Harris to his feet and hits the Headliner! The two continue to beat Harris bloody until officials finally flood the ring and separate them. Firechild and Cole head up the ramp and celebrate their victory, Harris is carried from the ring a bloody mess.
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