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AUSTRAROO & FLY vs. GROUNDED IN REALITYAngelo Barros is YOUR referee!
Austraroo and Fly set to take on Grounded in Reality in what Russ calls "a classic rivalry", and we have no idea what he's talking about. Austraroo will start things off against Sane, Fly looks intense on the apron as Phil looks bored. Austraroo looks psyched, remember, Austraroo's knee was dislocated by Sane when he and Nayr took on Sane and Thim Reynolds (OMG JUST BARELY CONTINUITY AT ALL!). Sane starts by dashing off the ropes, but runs back as if he had been whipped to the ropes rather than simply running off them for momentum, making him an easy target for an Austraroo chop. Sane gets quickly to his feet. He contemplates his next move for a bit, then suddenly throws himself to the ground at Austraroo's feet. Unfortunately, he didn't Irish whip Austraroo first, so instead of jumping over him, Austraroo simply stomps him. Austraroo backs up for the next move by Sane. Sane sits down, crosses his legs and extends one arm. Austraroo has never watched British wrestling, so he falls for this old trick by taking the proffered hand. LADY OF THE LAKE! Wait, no, Sane forgot to tuck his other hand behind his ankle, so the result is he kind of awkwardly stands up, upon which Austraroo murders him with a short clothesline. Pin, one, what the hell, two? And Sane only kicks out at two because Phil breaks up the pin with his telescopic arms. Phil drags Sane over and tags himself in, possibly he wants to win a match once in a while. Phil comes charging in, big shoulder block to Austraroo, and he uses his telescopic arms to spring quickly to the top rope for the Ninjitsu drop! He is sure using those a lot today. Phil doesn't even bother pinning, instead he rebounds (well, more like leans) off the ropes and drops a vicious knee. Phil pulls Austraroo to his feet, and looks for the Yar-plex! Austraroo manages to flip out of it to his own corner, and a tag to Fly! Fly in with a top rope spinning wheel kick that barely fazes Phil. Fly off the ropes and looks for a hurricarana. But Phil counters with the Pirate Booty Bomb! Geez, he hasn't used that in a while. Pin barely broken up by Austraroo. Forearms to the face, by Austraroo. Whip to the corner reversed, Austraroo sidesteps an attempted body splash, as Phil staggers out of the corner, both Fly and Austraroo dash off different ropes in a perpendicular direction and nail Phil with a double dropkick! Phil staggers to the corner, shakes it off and comes back with a double clothesline! However, Sane had tagged himself into the match while Phil was in his corner, and hops over the ropes, but he collides with Barros as he misjudges and sends himself hurtling across the ring. Phil stays in as the ref is knocked out, and advances towards the recovering Fly, who catapults him into a Roo Kick! Fly to the top, Flava Drop! Barros is still knocked out though, so Phil is pulled to his feet and a double Irish whip to the corner. Phil staggers out and they go for the double flapjack. No go this time, as Phil reverses it into a dual Yar-plex! Barros is up, Phil covers, but he is not the legal man! Phil looks at a prone Sane, gorilla presses his unconscious body and throws him onto Fly in what can best be described as a standing rocket launcher splash! Barros prepares to make the cover, but then...
BONG
BONG
WOOF!
The lights go on, and the UnderDawg is standing in the middle of the ring! Well, it's not like we'd hear the bongs, the woof, and then he wouldn't show up. He beats down Phil and Sane relentlessly. Fly recovers, rolls to the apron, springboard hurricarana! Guess what UnderDawg countered with. A normal power bomb! No, actually it was the Last Ride, sometimes Russ gets them mixed up. Austraroo is up, stares at Dawg and of course Dawg choke slams him. Dawg points to the ceiling. What's going on? Oh no, it can't be! Kibble begins falling from midair! The ring fills with dog kibble with UnderDawg standing in the middle of the ring arms outstretched. Phil, Sane, Roo and Fly are all buried under the kibble. UD begins to laugh and leaves, as he gets to the ramp, the ring collapses under the weight of the kibble! Those things aren't built to last anymore. The ring is destroyed, there is kibble everywhere. UnderDawg takes his leave. Who is going to clean this up?
Winner: No contest.
<We cut to the back so we can repair the ring>
<Chris Alt is in GM the Rick’s office as we open>
CA: Look Rick, you know I got cheated out of the title last week, there is no way that was fair.
GMtR: Chris, you knew going in that it wouldn’t be fair, that’s how life works, now, I believe you have a ….
<Hardbody Harris bursts into the room>
HH: CHRIS! I have been looking all over for you! I blew up your cell phone trying to get hold of you, where have you been?
CA: Busy. What do you want Harris?
HH: Harris? C’mon Chris, you saw what Cole and Firechild did to me right?
CA: What? Let me guess, took you to Disney World? Bought you a pony?
HH: You really didn’t see it did you? Rick do you mind?
<with that Hardbody Harris turns to the TV and flips on OOWFTV, he rewinds the video a bit and we come to the end of the Seasons In The Abyss PPV –
“Cole raises Harris’ arm and hands him the title. Chris Alt looks on in disbelief and shakes his head and leaves the ring. Inside the ring Cole stands raising Harris arm and holding the title high in the air. A heavily bandaged Firechild hits the ring and the three celebrate together. Harris looks completely confused, he keeps trying to leave the ring to catch up with Alt, but Cole and Firechild keep pulling him back to celebrate. Chris Alt pauses at the top of the ramp and looks at Harris celebrating with 3PS, hangs his head and leaves through the curtain. A camera follows Alt, he walks right out the building, gets in his car and leaves the arena. The whole time this is playing on the MammOOth-Tron, Harris stands transfixed as his BFF leaves the arena. What he doesn’t see while he is watching Alt leave, is that Cole and Firechild have chairs. Cole grabs Harris and spins him around CON-CHAIR-TO! Harris falls to the mat in a heap! Cole pulls Harris to his feet and hits the Headliner! The two continue to beat Harris bloody until officials finally flood the ring and separate them. Firechild and Cole head up the ramp and celebrate their victory, Harris is carried from the ring a bloody mess.”
Harris turns off the feed and he and Chris Alt stands in silence for a minute>
CA: You were telling the truth. You were never on their side.
HH: I tried to tell you
CA: Man, I’m sorry Hardbody, I should have…
HH: Hey, don’t sweat it. Even BFF’s have disagreements! Now, Chris, I need your help
CA: Whatever you need, I am there for you!
HH: Well, I want revenge on Cole and Firechild, TONIGHT Rick says I need a partner, and I couldn’t think of anyone I would rather have in my corner, whaddya say?
CA: Count me in we will kill those….
GMtR: Whoa whoa whoa Chris. I think you are forgetting something. You won that Intercontinental title a month ago, and have yet to defend it. If you don’t defend it tonight, I am afraid I will have to strip you of the title.
<Chris Alt looks at the Intercontinental title, then looks at Hardbody Harris>
HH: Please Chris. BFF right?
<Alt takes the Intercontinental title and sets it on GM the Rick’s desk>
CA: Rick, do what you have to. Tonight the Best Friends Forever are gonna kick some 3Piece Set Ass!!!
<Alt and Harris give a leaping high five then leave the office laughing like schoolchildren>AX-MAN vs. CORAXAx and Corax lock up in the center of the ring, Ax grabs an arm wringer but Corax escapes with a side kick that catches Ax just under the chin. Ax staggers and Corax unleashes a shining wizard that takes Ax off his feet. Corax springs to the ropes, spring boards off the bottom rope and tries a moon sault, but Ax gets his knees up. Ax gets to his feet and grabs the doubled over Corax and body slams him on the mat planting him hard. Ax bounds off the ropes and drops a knee across Corax forehead, covers and gets a two count. Ax pulls Corax to his feet and lands some kicks to the side of Corax knee. Corax times one of Ax’s kicks and turns and hits a spin kick right in Ax-Man’s mouth, the move sends Ax between the ropes and to the floor. Corax gets a head of steam, hits the ropes and lands a perfect suicide dive that sends Ax sprawling. Both men are slow to get up and Corax is holding his head. Corax is shaking his head trying to clear his vision. He must have hit his head on the floor. This momentary hesitation allows Ax to nail Corax in the face with a forearm. Ax rolls Corax back into the ring, grabs his leg and drops an elbow across the inside of his knee. Corax claws at Ax’s eyes and forces the break. Both men get to their feet, Ax catches Corax in the midsection with a knee and sends him to the ropes, Corax rebounds off the ropes, ducks a clothesline attempt, then staggers and falls to the mat. Ax looks at the referee seemingly confused for a moment. Corax gets to his feet, and staggers a bit and looks glassy eyed, Ax grabs Corax and plants him with a belly to belly suplex, hooks the leg and gets a three count.
WINNER in 5:41 Ax-Man
After the match, referee Mel Creech helps Corax to the back
JOSH O’NEAL vs. MR. JEALOUS vs. UNDERDAWGJosh and Jealous make their way to the ring, and we await the arrival of the UnderDawg. As they wait, Jealous blind sides Josh with a clothesline to the back of the head and throws him over the top rope to the floor. Jealous follows O’Neal outside the ring and slams him face first into the steel ring post. Josh hits the floor, and is not getting up too quickly, we see that he has been split wide open. Jealous climbs back into the ring and waits for UD to climb into the ring, as UD steps over the top rope, Jealous attacks, clothes lining UD as he steps into the ring, Jealous hits the ropes and clotheslines UD over the top rope, UD flips completely over the top and lands on his feet, then grabs Jealous’ leg and pulls him under the bottom rope to the outside, where he nearly decapitates him wit ha clothesline. UD pulls Jealous up and sends him flying into the ring steps, then rolls him back into the ring. UnderDawg climbs back inside the ring and motions for the choke slam, the crowd erupts, UD slowly pulls Jealous to his feet, but Jealous low blows UD doubling him over in pain. Jealous gets a couple of clubbing blows in then sends UD to the ropes and catches him with a clothesline from hell. UD staggers backward and falls into the corner. Jealous charges in and spears UD in the corner, then pulls him out, lifts him, JEALOUS RAGE! Cover, one, two, NO! UnderDawg does the zombie sit up and Jealous looks pissed. Jealous hits the ropes, but is met with a big boot to the face. UnderDawg pulls Jealous up, goozles him, CHOKESLAM! Cover, one, two, three.
WINNER in 5:41 UnderDawg
After the match Josh O’Neal climbs on the apron, UnderDawg stares at him for a second, Josh shrugs his shoulders and hops off the apron and heads to the back.
CAPELLAN vs. SHASHWAT MISHRAMishra comes to the ring with an evil grin on his face, Capellan comes out next seconded by, Niles Anderson? Capellan gets into the ring, and immediately Niles yells, “well? What are you waiting for, ATTACK him!” Cap glares at Niles for a second, then attacks Mishra and catches him with a forearm to the side of the head. Cap whips Mishra to the ropes and hits a flying spinning heel kick. On the outside Niles is coaching “CHOKE HIM, CHOKE HIM!” So Capellan does, and immediately Niles yells “Hey Ref! he is cheating! Force the break!” Capellan breaks after being threatened wit ha DQ. Cap pulls Mishra to his feet and sends him into the corner, as Mishra staggers out of the corner, Capellan climbs to the ropes and immediately Niles yells “HEY! I don’t DO top rope stuff, climb down!” Cap gets down and he and Niles have a stare down. This gives Mishra the chance to attack, he catches Capellan in the kidneys with a knee, then scoops him up and lands a pendulum back breaker. Mishra climbs to the second rope and hits a flying fist drop to Capellan’s throat. Mishra covers and gets a two count. Mishra tries to pull Capellan to his feet, but Cap locks on the testicular claw, then rocks Mishra with a European uppercut. Capellan slips behind Mishra and traps him in an abdominal stretch. On the outside, we hear Niles “c’mon, grab the rope for leverage.” As soon as he does, “REF! HE IS USING THE ROPES!” The ref forces the break, which allows Mishra to hip toss Capellan to the mat. Mishra gets a couple of kicks into Capellan’s back then pulls the chain out of his boot. Mishra lines Capellan up for the chain shot, but Capellan ducks, spins Mishra around and PLANTS him with the SteeDDT! Capellan floats over, hooks the leg (and some tights) and gets the three count)
WINNER in 11:04 Capellan
After the match, Niles laughs at Capellan and grabs the mic:
Well that was pathetic, you couldn’t be me on my worst day and your best. Now why don’t you head to the back and shower up and start watching my matches so you can one day be 100% PM.
<Cap grabs the mic>
No no no no Niles, I have a much better idea, see your match is NEXT, and I think I am gonna stick around and enjoy watching Siriram kick your ass>SIRIRAM vs. NILES ANDERSONNiles and Capellan continue to argue as Siriram gets to the ring. Siriram seizes the opportunity and grabs Niles and lands a double chicken wing suplex with a bridge for a fast two count. Niles gets to his feet and Siriram takes him over with a side head lock, Niles grabs a hand full of hair and tries to break the hold like that, on the outside Capellan is yelling “HEY Niles, I wouldn’t use the hair.” Niles shoots Cap an evil look and works to his feet and hits a side suplex, folding Siriram over on his head. Both men are slow to get to their feet. Cap grabs a chair from ringside and slides it in the ring then distracts the referee. Siriram picks up the chair and slams it over Niles head. Niles hits the mat and Siriram covers. From the outside we hear Capellan “come on Niles, you are the face tonight, we never get pinned after ONE chair shot, kick out!” Niles is able to roll his shoulder at two. Siriram pulls Niles to his feet and hauls him up in a vertical suplex, then turns it into a jackhammer and slams Niles to the mat and covers. Niles puts his foot on the ropes at one, but Cap knocks it off and yells “FACES DON’T USE THE ROPES!” Niles kicks out at two and nine eighths, then lunges at Capellan, Cap steps back and Niles hangs himself on the ropes, Siriram capitalizes by dropping a leg across Niles back. Cap “tsk tsk tsk Niles, faces don’t lose their temper either.” Siriram pulls Niles to his feet and whips him to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Niles floats through and plants him with a DDT. On the outside Cap yells “go to the top, go to the top! Spinning Dragon kick!” Niles yells back, “I CAN’T hit that move.” Very deliberately Capellan tells him “you HAVE to.” Niles mutters to himself and climbs the ropes, he leaps and tries a spinning dragon kick, but misses horribly. Niles and Siriram both get to their feet and Siriram catches Niles in a standing chicken wing, Niles desperately tries to get to the ropes, but can’t. Finally he works around and pushes off the middle rope and sends both men crashing to the mat. Niles is on top, Siriram’s shoulders are pinned to the mat, he releases the hold a second too late, and Niles gets the three count.
WINNER in 7:27 Niles Anderson
Niles bails out of the ring and falls to the floor clutching his shoulder. He slowly gets to his feet and Capellan walks by and slaps him on his sore shoulder. “Great match, but you suck at being me.” Cap walks to the back and Niles seethes.
MATT DADDY vs. SOULDRAGONMatt Daddy comes out first, to the massive cheers of the fans. He takes the time to shake hands and kiss babies on his way to the ring. When he climbs in the ring, the pop gets even louder. SoulDragon comes out next and he tries to mimic Matt Daddy’s moves, but he is booed mercilessly. He turns on the crowd and threats to hit a young mother and her baby. Matt Daddy will not stand for this, he leaves the ring, and nearly spears him out of his boots. MD gets to his feet and checks on the mother and child, they are ok. MD turns his attention back to SD, he grabs him and rolls him back into the ring. SD gets to his feet and charges at MD, Matt side steps him, and catches him wit ha spin kick to the gut. With SD doubled over in pain, MD hits the ropes and drops him with a spinning neck breaker. Matt then grabs SD’s legs and spreads them and looks to the crowd while he feigns like he is going to kick SD low, the crowd roars their approval so MD leaps and drops a leg across SD’s midsection. SD tries to crawl away, but MD rolls him over in a mahistrol cradle and gets a two count. Both men get to their feet, SD rakes Matt’s eyes and sends him to the ropes, SD charges in, but MD gets a boot up that catches SD in the face, as SD turns and staggers, MD grabs him in a reverse head lock and climbs to the second rope. MD leaps and catches SD with the Wholesome! SD flops around and hits the mat hard. MD leaps to his feet and calls for the RoleModel! MD grabs SD and hauls him up, walks around the ring for a moment, then plants SD in the middle of the ring. MD floats over and covers, 1,2,3!
WINNER in 12:58 Matt Daddy
THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER vs. KZThe Team from Down Under is in the ring first. They wait impassively while KZ makes their way down the aisle. Their calm evaporates, however, the moment KZ steps through the ropes, and TTFDU attacks. OBJ drives Moose into the corner with clubbing blows and pounds away. Moose goes down and OBJ puts the boots to him. Meanwhile, Gator blindsides Williams to throw him off balance and attempts an Irish whip. Williams reverses, but Gator re-reverses and Williams hits the turnbuckles hard. Gator is only a step behind, crushing Williams with a clothesline. Williams stumbles out of the corner and Gator puts him down with a bulldog. Gator joins OBJ in picking Moose up. They sling him to the ropes and take him down with a tandem clothesline. They set up for the call of the wild as Moose gets to his feet. As they attempt the move, however, Williams hits Gator with a flying tackle, stopping him and distracting OBJ enough that Moose manages to duck the Boomerang and hook OBJ’s head from behind, driving him backwards to the mat. At this point, The Devil’s Brigade steps through the curtain and strolls to the ring. KZ, having picked up OBJ, notice the Brigade at ringside, look at each other, shrug, and toss OBJ over the top rope so he lands at the Brigade’s feet. O’Neil and Camby immediately go to work, stomping on OBJ and throwing him into every immovable object they can find. KZ enjoy the show briefly, then turn back to Gator, only to be leveled by a double clothesline. Gator is a house afire, but soon flames out, as KZ retake the advantage with a low blow/DDT combination (Angelo Barros misses the infraction as he’s busily trying to convince the Brigade to stay out of the match). Finally, Barros manages to attract Camby’s attention, and not in a good way, as Camby picks him up and tosses him into the ring post. O’Neil gets up on the ring apron, and Camby reaches for OBJ to set up the Triple Six on the floor, but Drink and Destroy stampede down the aisle and flatten Camby against the ring apron. O’Neil doesn’t hesitate and simply dives off of the apron into the fray. OBJ manages to crawl out of the brawl on the floor, and slides into the ring. He comes off the ropes and uses the Boomerang to level Williams, who is holding Gator for a heart punch from Moose. Gator tumbles into Moose, who goes for a DDT but Gator reverses into the Chomp! Moose is dead! Gator and OBJ hit opposite ropes and destroy Williams with the Call of the Wild. Without pausing to celebrate, TTFDU head to the outside and join Drink and Destroy in taking the Devil’s Brigade apart. Eventually KZ begin to stir. Moose helps Williams to his feet, and they immediately slide out of the ring and join the brawl. Angelo Barros, meanwhile, has recovered enough to signal the timekeeper. The bell rings, but none of the eight men seem to notice.
WINNER - No Contest in 12:57
After the match, security hits the ringside area to separate the teams. Then, the paramedics run to the ring to attend the security personnel. The entire OOVWF roster is out next, with little more success than security. At one point, Gator and Williams hit a tandem DDT on TJ Slick and go right back to brawling with each other. Finally, The Rick appears at the top of the ramp, and waves the OOWF locker room into the fray. They manage to drag KZ, TDB, D&D and TTFDU back to their locker rooms as The Rick rants about arena damage and insurance claims.
CONCRETE TG vs. MERCURYCTG and Merc size up each other as the bell rings. Merc mocks CTG’s wrestling abilities from the PPV and mimes that he’s twice the wrestler CTG or Austraroo could be. CTG listens to the verbal abuse for nearly a minute without moving. Merc finally slaps CTG, but CTG still doesn’t retaliate. Merc decides that to start the action, he’ll allow CTG to put him in a side headlock. CTG agrees and grabs a side headlock. Merc tries to whip him to the ropes, but CTG hangs on tight. Merc claims a hair pull, but Gavin Hale doesn’t buy it. Merc is able to whip CTG off the second time and CTG drops down, Merc over the top, stops and turns. As CTG gets to his feet, Merc launches a dropkick but CTG saw it coming and Merc hits nothing but air. Now 0-for-2, Merc complains to the ref some more, and again loses the battle. Merc rushes CTG and tries a standing monkey flip, but CTG flips through it and lands on his feet and hits the ropes. Merc side steps and sends CTG to the ropes, CTG bounds off the ropes and connects with a flying forearm. Both men down, Merc kips up and spins around, only to find CTG already standing at the ready. Merc is furious! Merc yells at the ref again, but Hale can’t understand what Merc’s complaining about. He’s simply being beaten to the punch each time--legally. CTG pounces and grabs a side head lock, Merc reverses it to a leg scissor and quickly ties CTG into an Indian Deathlock. Holy Ghost of Dory Funk Jr.! Merc lays the smack talk into CTG, but CTG gathers strength from the fans and rolls over on his stomach, reversing the hold. Merc scrambles for the ropes but is favoring his leg. CTG goes for the leg sweep and drops a pair of elbows on Merc’s knee, then applies the knee lock pressure. Hale asks Merc if he wants to submit, but that only gives Merc a chance to rake CTG’s eyes. CTG breaks the hold and Merc goes on the attack with some ground-based offense to ease the pressure on his knee. Merc hits a Shining Wizard but can only get a two count. Merc staggers to the corner and climbs the top rope. CTG is back to his feet, so Merc goes for a cross body. CTG, however, catches him in midair with a drop kick to the face. CTG grabs Merc’s legs and rolls him over in a Boston Crab. Merc struggles for the ropes but is caught too far away. Tapping out is the only available option.
WINNER in 6:59 Concrete TG
DRINK & DESTROY vs. THE DEVIL’S BRIGADEBoth Drink and Destroy and The Devil’s Brigade enter the ring, and to the shock of the crowd (and referee Angelo Barros’ relief) go to their corners!
It’s FC Capslock and Tommy O’Neil to start – O’Neill rightly avoids locking up with FFC, trying to instead stick and move with some leg kicks and punches, trying to wear his bigger opponent down. FFC takes a few kicks to the leg, but finally corners O’Neil and shoves him back into a neutral corner – FFC tries a clubbing blow, but O’Neill ducks out and fires another kick to the leg, then jumps in close and start hammering rights and lefts! FFC no-sells the jabs, grabs O’Neil by the throat and reverses him HARD into the corner, then buries a knee into his gut. Irish whip to the opposite corner, and as TO staggers out, FFC hits a shoulder block, dropping O’Neill to the mat. FFC keeps the pressure on with an elbow drop and a quick cover, but Tommy gets the shoulder up before Barros even gets to the mat. FFC picks O’Neill up, and stays with the power game, lifting the smaller man up for a suplex – O’Neill blocks, getting a thumb into FFC’s eyes on the way up, and when Capslock drops him, O’Neill dropkicks the knee on the leg he has been working over. FFC drops to one knee, O’Neill is already rebounding off the far ropes and cracks FFC in the side of the head with a running knee! O’Neill tags in Harper Camby, who whips FFC to the ropes, gets him up and down with a spine buster, and O’Neill drops a knee on his forehead for good measure before the 5 count. Camby picks FFC up and clubs him on the back with a forearm, then shoves FFC into the corner, chest first. Camby charges in and hits a running knee into FFC’s lower back, then hits a series of keens and forearms for good measure – Referee Barros warns him off, and Camby takes the full five count to back off. Camby charges in again, but FFC counters with a back elbow, buying himself some space. Camby clears his head, but is met by a charging FFC who shoulder-blocks TDB’s powerhouse to the mat, then quickly crawls over to tag in Stank! Stank climbs in and immediately start pounding away on Camby, keeping him on the mat with stomps and showing surprising agility by dropping 3 consecutive elbows! Picking Camby up, Stank gives him a stunning open palm shot and whips him off the far ropes – POWERSLAM! Cover by Stank – Camby kicks out at two! Stank picks Camby up, but is distracted as KZ and TTFDU comes battling down the ramp, all armed to the teeth with chairs, bats, and a chain. All four are bleeding – Outback and Moose tearing into one another, while Gatorbait and LD Williams seem intent on ending each other’s careers. A few officials come out with them to break up the melee, but are quickly dispatch by the four men. Distracted, Barros doesn’t see Tommy O’Neill loading up his fist and climbing into the ring, but FFC does and quickly cuts him off. Now all four of the LEGAL competitors are brawling inside the ring, and at some point Angelo gets bumped to the outside – O’Neill takes advantage with a low kick, but before he can hit the Wicked Left Hook, FFC makes a desperation dive to the outside, and he and O’Neill tumble into LD Williams and Gatorbait, who have made their way to ringside! On the other side of the ring, Moosehead Jack swings his chain back and inadvertently hits Harper Camby in the back of the head. Camby reaches over the top rope and grabs Moose by the hair, allowing Outback Jack to smash his chair across Moose’s face – Stank takes advantage and clotheslines Camby over the top and onto the other two men! Now Outback Jack seems to have lost it entirely, and is tearing into Camby, delivering chair shots alternately to both Camby and MHJ! On the other side of the ring, things have really broken down as Gatorbait swings at LD Williams, who ducks, causing FFC to take a rabbit punch from Gatorbait! FFC staggers, LD Williams grabs him for a DDT, but O’Neill takes advantage and punches LDW in the back of the head, quarters flying everywhere! Gator isn’t done, and picks up a stunned Williams and hits THE CHOMP on the floor! O’Neill tries to hit Gator with a Wicked Left Hook, but Stank intercepts him, picking him up and driving him back first into the steel ring steps! Angelo Barros has run to the top of the ramp screaming for more referee and security to get things under control - FFC tries to help Outback Jack out, but OBJ has blood in his eyes and mayhem on his mind, so FFC finds himself trying to fend off the Aussie, only to get attacked from behind when Moosehead Jack wrap the chain around his throat! Camby locks on the Harperlock on OBJ and soon both men are down! Camby looks at Moose, who just grins and sucker punches Camby in the jaw with a chain wrapped fist! Now all the security that the OOWF can muster is out, dragging all 4 men to the back before anymore damage can be done –
WINNER - NO CONTEST at 18:12
SERAPH vs. THIM REYNOLDSThese two did not settle a thing at the PPV. Thim Reynolds is still hell-bent on making Seraph scream, Seraph does not appear willing to budge. Thim storms to the ring, and immediately gets in the ref’s face and starts belittling him about staying out of the way. Seraph’s music starts and the arena is bathed in a tranquil light. Thim glares at the ramp eagerly waiting Seraph, what he does not see is Seraph descending through the crowd on the other side. Seraph climbs into the ring and stands behind Thim. Seraph’s entrance stops and the lights dim, Thim smirks thinking Seraph is not coming down. Thim turns around and Seraph scoops him up and nails a michinoku driver for a one count. Thim bails out of the ring to regroup, the whole time staring wild eyed at Seraph. After a few seconds Thim regains his composure and rolls into the ring growling, the two meet in the center of the ring and explode into a fury of chops and punches. Thim gets the better of the exchange landing some amazingly stiff chops to the chest that back Seraph into the corner. Thim tries an Irish whip, but Seraph reverses it and catches Thim in the jaw with a burning hammer! Thim bails out of the ring again, this time Seraph follows him. Seraph stalks Thim on the outside, but as Thim walks by the announce table he grabs the ring bell. Seraph grabs Thim and spins him around, but Thim clocks Seraph in the face with the bell. Seraph staggers, as blood pours from his forehead. Thim pulls Seraph to his feet and turns him toward the ring post and drives a high knee into his spine, sending him face first into the ring post. Thim keeps Seraph upright against the post grabs the bell and SLAMS it into Seraph’s lower back! The referee sees this and immediately calls for the bell.
WINNER by DQ in 10:01 Seraph
Seraph falls to the floor clutching at his lower back. Thim continues the assault stomping away on Seraph’s back. Thim rolls Seraph into the ring and locks on the Adjustment, torquing Seraph’s lower back and grinding his knee into Seraph’s vertebrae. Seraph winces in pain but will not cry out. Blood pours from his face, but a look of complete calmness and serenity overcomes Seraph. Thim sees this on the MammOOth-Tron and goes insane. He wrenches the move on even harder, but nothing. Finally officials come to the ring and pull Thim off of Seraph. Officials escort Thim up the ramp and check on Seraph in the middle of the ring. Then Thim turns to look at Seraph, we see Seraph is on his feet. Thim howls in anger, then the lights flicker. In the darkness of the arena, we hear a ghostly voice whisper “you still don’t understand, soon you will.” The lights come on and Seraph is no longer in the ring. Thim looks around, then turns toward the entrance. Seraph is standing there looking at Thim. Seraph limps to the back, Thim looks down and across his chest is written – in what appears to be Seraph’s blood – “soon” Thim begins to shake with rage and heads through the entrance to the back.
NAYR vs. UNCLE ENTITY – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchUncle Entity is accompanied by Jesse Garron tonight. Standard Onslaught match, fifteen minute time limit for title matches. The two circle, Nayr darts in and leaps on Entity’s shoulders spins around and snaps off a perfect hurracarana. Nary leaps to his feet, springs to the top rope and soars off the top and takes UE down for a one count. Entity gets to his feet and tries a clothesline, but Nayr catches his leg and repeatedly kicks him in the chest, then let’s go and hits a spinning heel kick to the back of UE’s head. Entity falls between the ropes to the floor. Entity gets to his feet and staggers around. If he hopes to hold on to his title, he needs to slow this match down. Entity climbs between the ropes again and tries a sneak attack, but Nayr takes him to the mat with a drop toe hold, then leaps to his feet, and leaps on Entity, planting both feet on the back of his head. Nayr pulls Entity to his feet and whips him hard into the corner. Nary charges in shoulder first, but Entity moves out of the way and Nayr slams into the ring post. Entity grabs Nayr by the tights and shoots him out of the ring, then falls to the mat. Nayr hits the floor hard on that shoulder. Inside the ring, Entity calls the ref over to complain about something, and when he does, Jesse Garron puts the boots to Nayr on the outside. The crowd suddenly erupts as Matt Daddy rushes to the ring. What is he carrying? Handcuffs? Matt grabs Garron and slaps the cuffs on his wrist, then slaps the other end on his own wrist and wags his finger in Garron’s face. Nayr gets back to his feet and shoots Matt a thumbs up, inside the ring Entity seethes. The math continues, Entity works on Nayr’s shoulder for a bit, but Nayr rallies after slipping out of an Entity brain buster attempt and catches him with a Halfling Wizard for a two count. The ref announces that we have hit 14:00, one minute left. Nayr pulls Entity to his feet and tries a suplex, but Entity slips out of it and drops Nayr to the mat wit ha cross arm breaker. Entity covers and gets two. Entity stretches Nayr’s arm out and climbs the ropes and leaps off going for a knee to Nayr’s shoulder, but Nayr moves and Entity slams into the mat! Nayr scales the ropes, time is running out! Nayr gets to the top, steadies himself, and hits the NAYR STAR PRESS! ONE, TWO, TH….the bell rings! The referee confabs with the time keeper, the time limit has expired!
WINNER – Time limit draw in 15:00 – Still OOWF Onslaught Champion – Uncle Entity!
Matt unlocks Garron and he rushes to Entity and helps him to his feet. Matt consoles Nayr as they head to the back.
THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. WCW – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchwCw spring to the ring and look ready to go. The Chickenshit Heels come out next, Johnny has the title strapped around his waist, AA has his slung over his shoulder. They take their time getting to the ring. As they get about halfway to the ring, Johnny points at Missy and he and AA begin grabbing their necks and feigning pain. This sets wCw off, they leave the ring and meet TCH half way up the aisle and the brawl is on. AA squares off against Westgaard, he gets a couple of shots in but JWW beats him to the floor. Johnny tries to come to his rescue but Tommy soars through the air and takes Johnny down, then leaps to the top of the barricade and drops a leg across the back of Johnny’s head, driving his face into the concrete. Johnny comes up wit ha bloody nose. JWW pulls AA up and spine busts him on the ramp. Tommy and JWW grab Johnny and throw him back into the ring. Tommy whips Johnny to the ropes and JWW catches him wit ha CROSS CHECK! Westgaard pulls Johnny to his feet and whips him into the wCw corner. JWW and Tommy take turns blistering Johnny’s chest with chops. Finally JWW grabs Johnny by the head and repeatedly head buts him in the face! Johnny staggers and then falls between the ropes. Tommy distracts the referee and JWW leaps off the apron and pulls Johnny to his feet, Missy nails Johnny with a low blow, then JWW follows it with an ICE AUGER on the floor! JWW throws a battered Johnny Adrenaline into the ring and Tommy climbs to the top and NAILS the AIRWALK!! Cover One, Two Th…Attitude Adjuster pulls the referee from the ring and slams him in the face with the title belt! AA grabs Johnny and pulls him out of the ring as well, AA hands a dazed Johnny Adrenaline his half of the title and the Chickenshit Heels flee to the back!
WINNERS by DQ in 4:18 wCw
HARDBODY HARRIS & CHRIS ALT vs. 3PIECE SET3Piece Set strut to the ring, Chris Cole has a mic:
”Ok, no one here believes, for one second, that Chris Alt is stupid enough to walk away from gold to team with you Harris. You had a chance to run with the set, but you were not smart enough to capitalize, so, we damn near crushed your skull. Now, think about this Harris, that is what we did to you when we though you were going to run with us, what do you think we will do now that we want your ass eliminated? Think about it Hardbody, what possible chance do you have against the two greatest athletes in the OOWF history? So I’ll tell you what. You come out here and apologize to us, apologize for not jumping at the greatest chance you will ever get in your life, and we promise, the beating you get will not be as bad.”Hardbody Harris music hits and he comes to the top of the ramp alone. He glares at Cole and Firechild and starts down the ramp, about halfway down he pauses and turns to the back, Chris Alt comes out, to a HUGE ovation from the crowd. Harris and Alt sprint to the ring and the fight is ON!
Harris grabs Cole and they duke it out in one corner, Firechild and Alt square off in the other. Harris and Alt get the best of the exchange, the then whip Cole and Firechild to the center of the ring. 3Piece Set hold up before they crash into each other, then turn back, Alt plants FC with a super kick to the jaw, and Harris nearly clotheslines Cole out of his boots. Cole bails out of the ring, so the BFF’s work on Firechild. Alt sends FC to the ropes and spine busts him in the center of the ring, Harris comes off the ropes and drops a knee across his chest. Harris pulls FC to his feet and hits not one, not two, but three inverted atomic drops, then tags in Alt, Alt catches the staggering FC and destroys him with a Spinal Contusion! Alt does not go for a cover, instead he pulls FC up and throws him into the 3PS corner and yells for Cole to tag in. Cole obliges and he charges in, but before Alt can get to him he falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring. Cole calls for Firechild and the two head up the ramp. It appears they have had enough. Alt and Harris leave the ring and give chase and the brawl erupts at the top of the stage. Alt plants Firechild with a DDT and attacks Cole from behind just as Cole is trying to lift Harris for the Headliner. Alt drops Cole on the stage with a side Russian leg sweep. As Cole is slowly getting to his feet, Harris calls for the TO BE EDITED IN LATER! Just as he is about to hit it, Firechild shoves Harris off and grabs Cole and they escape to the back. By now, the ref has counted both teams out.
WINNER – No Contest
Alt and Harris head back to the ring and celebrate together and with the fans, the crowd is going insane as the BFF’s appear, finally, to be on the same page again.
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