OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Riding Mountain, Manitoba
MIERDA DEL POLLO RUDOS vs. YUKON CORNELIUS & BRITISH COLUMBIAN BULLDOGMierda del pollo rudos are new to the OOWF, and they are taking on Western Canadian All-Star Junior Hardcore Alberta Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions Yukon Cornelius and British Columbian Bulldog, don’t pretend you don’t know who he is. Mierda Del Pollo Rudos (MDPR) comes to the ring first. Nothing spectacular here, they are wearing full black bodysuits and black masks. They are going to have to do better than that if they want to get over here in the OOWF. MDPR 1 (and he has a “1” on his mask) looks in rather good shape. The other one, however, looks rather large. Their opponents tonight are also masked, they sprint to the ring and slide under the bottom ropes, AND THIS ONE IS ON! Del Pollos try a sneak attack, but they get caught, Yukon Cornelius catches MDPR 1 with a spinning heel kick that sends him over the top rope to the floor, MDPR gets caught with a drop toe hold that hangs him over the second rope by BCB. YC hits the far ropes and slides under the bottom rope right next to MDPR 1 and pops him in the mouth, at the same time BCB springs over the top rope and drops a leg across the back of MDPR 2’s head. Yukon and Bulldog then dash around opposite sides of the ring, they get to MDPR 1 just as he is getting to his feet, Yukon goes low and takes out 1’s knees just as Bulldog nails him with a flying lariat. 1 may be dead on the floor. Yukon and Bulldog slide back into the ring where 2 is just getting to his feet. They attack, but 2 manages to low blow Yukon and send him to the mat. As he turns and looks for the tag from his partner, Bulldog springs into the ring and hits a spinning leg lariat that catches 2 in the head, he staggers backward and falls over Bulldog who is on his knees after the low blow. 2 trips backwards and Bulldog rolls him up for a two count. 1 slides into the ring just in time to break up the count. Yukon grabs 1 and hits a face buster in the middle of the ring, then climbs to the top rope and makes the throat slash motion, the crowd goes crazy! Yukon steadies himself on the top rope and hits a diving head but right to the side of MDPR1. #1 flails about the ring. By now, #2 is back to his feet, staggering around, he sees Bulldog and charges at him, but Bulldog ducks and low bridges the ropes and #2 flips over the top rope and falls to the floor. Inside the ring, Yukon and Bulldog pull #1 to his feet, they both goozle him and hit a DUAL C4! MDPR #1 is out in the center of the ring! Yukon and Bulldog rush to opposite corners, Bulldog hits a moon sault from one corner, then rushes back to the corner, Yukon follows with a moonsault of his own, pulls #1 closer to the corner, then leaps between the ropes and nails #2 and sends him sprawling up the ramp. Bulldog is perched on the top rope, he leaps and hits an INVERTED 720 SPLASH! Cover 1,2,3! THIS HAS TO BE AN UPSET!!
WINNERS in 7:54 Yukon Cornelius and British Canadian Bulldog
After the match the two men stand the second rope in the corners celebrating with the crowd. Mierda Del Pollo Rudos stumble up the ramp seemingly in shock. As the crowd cheer, Yukon and Bulldog look at each other, then grabs their masks and pull them off revealing NAYR and FLY!!!!! For some reason this drives MDPR bat shit insane, they stomp and kick things before finally heading to the back.
AX-MAN vs. ERIC O’MAC vs. JIM JONESAx-man gets up in Jim's face while Eric relaxes. Ax talks trash, than slaps Jim in the face. Jim isn't gonna take that lying down- forearm smash to Ax! Knife edge chop! He slams Ax into the turnbuckles! Eric decides he'd better do something before Jim seriously depletes his move set, and hits a leg lariat on Jim. WORKRATE! Jim hits Ax, who in turn tumbles over the ropes. Jim turns around and EOM arm drags him. EOM runs the ropes, but Jim is waiting with a front headlock. Jim sent to the ropes, looking for a shoulder block but EOM super kicks him. Cover gets a two count. Ax-Man climbs to the apron, but EOM knocks him off. This distraction allows Jim to get him with an atomic drop. This isn't WWE, by the way, so the camera does show Ax-Man getting back to the ring. Jim sets up Eric for a vertical suplex, but Eric O Mac lands behind him, pushes him forward upon which Ax back body drops him out of the ring! Surprised? No? Stupid cameramen! Anyways, Jim isn't a cruiserweight, so no apron-landing for him, he just sails to the floor. Eric gets the better of Ax with punches and kicks, he whips Ax to the ropes and gets him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. But Jim is complaining to Junior, saying Ax should be disqualified. The referee is distracted, so EOM pins Ax for about 15 seconds, but Ax manages to kick out after two once the ref starts counting. Both men get to their feet, and EOM gets Ax with a T-Bone suplex, but Ax kicks out after one. Take that, Shelton Benjamin! Your finisher ain't credible... nah! Eric starts arguing with Junior, he turns around and walks right into a small package from Ax. Eric barely kicks out, and both men get to their feet, Ax hits a jawbreaker, followed by a jumping brain buster. Whip to the corner, and Ax looks for the Ax Sault! Get it? Assault, Ax Sault? It's gold I tell ya, gold! But Jim Jones trips him up from the apron (there's our WWE style camera angle!). Ax simultaneously is crotched and falls to the floor, ouch. Jim climbs into the ring, more forearms and chops, Irish whip to the corner reversed, Eric looks for a monkey flip, is shoved off. Jim pulls himself to the second rope, but Eric dodges the axe-handle and takes out Jim with a spinning kick. Eric up top, Five Star Frog Splash! But Jim gets a knee up! Well, it isn't original, but it did the job. Jim takes out Eric with a Standard Pile driver (his name for a standard pile driver). Ross: "standard pile driver". Jim looks around, signals to the fans, what's he have in mind? Figure Four! Ax is so pissed that he runs into the ring and breaks it up himself. Ax is now stomping like mad. Jim is forced to the corner, and now Ax hits the Ax Sault (running moonsault works too, I guess). Ax now locks in a Figure Four, but Eric hits a rolling thunder leg drop that breaks it up. Eric continues the assault on Ax with punches, and floors him with a savate kick! Eric looks pleased with himself, but Jim grabs him. Body Slam! Knee Drop! BY GAWD HE HAS TO BE BROKEN IN HALF! One, two, OMFG Eric kicked out! Ross and Razz are going into hysterics! Jones gets up, but Ax gets him in an inverted headlock. Commando elbow! Ross: "shades of Ecosystem". Ax makes as if to go for another figure four, but simply pins Jim instead. One, two, three. Your winner, Ax-Man.
WINNER in 12:34 Ax-Man
SERAPH vs. THIM REYNOLDS – Dog Collar Chain MatchThim comes to the ring first, with a surly scowl on his face carrying a 15 foot long chain with a dog collar attached to either end. He climbs in first and hands the chain to referee Mel Creech. Creech fastens the collar to Thim’s neck. This match is slightly different than other dog collar matches, the only way to win is to beat your opponent until he can not answer the ten count. As Creech finishes his work, the serene notes of Seraph’s music fills the arena and the ring is bathed in a soft white light. Seraph makes his way to the ring, calmly, a look of utter peacefulness on his face that belies a look of fierce hatred in his eyes. Seraph climbs between the ropes and Creech hooks him to the chain and this match is on. Normally there is a feeling out process to start a match like this, but these two are quite familiar with each other so they charge to the center of the ring and hammer away. They both seem to have the same idea and loop the chain around their fists and just go to pummeling each other hockey-fight style. It doesn’t take long before both men are split wide open. Seraph gets the upper hand when he kicks it into high gear and gets several shots in on Thim that sends him for the ropes. Seraph keeps the onslaught up and sends Thim to the ropes and tries for a clothesline, but Thim ducks the attempt, grabs the chain and yanks Seraph toward him right into a short clothesline of his own. Seraph hits the mat hard and tries to recover. With Seraph down, Thim grabs the chain and begins whipping Seraph across the chest leaving nasty welts. Thim wraps the chain around his fist again and tries a fist drop but Seraph moves out of the way. Seraph slips behind Thim, grabs the chain and pulls it so that Thim’s arm is wrapped against his throat. Seraph then wraps the chain around Thim’s head a few times and pulls him backward so he falls to the mat. Seraph then puts the boots to Thim’s head driving the chain deep into his flesh. After a few good kicks, Thim is pouring blood from a multitude of cuts. Seraph steps back and lets Thim get to his feet, as he does, Seraph goes for another clothesline, this time Thim catches him with a power slam. Thim pulls Seraph into a sitting position, wraps the chain around his fist again, pins Seraph’s arm and hammers him with repeated heart punches. Seraph collapses to the mat gasping for breath and spitting up blood. With Seraph down, Thim gets to his feet and takes the turnbuckle pad off of the corner. Thim notices the referee has hit seven and Seraph has not gotten to his feet yet, Thim pulls Seraph up to his feet breaking the count. Thim climbs to the top rope, then jumps to the apron and climbs between the ropes and pulls the chain, pulling Seraph against the ropes, Thim keeps the tension on the chain then pushes Seraph into the corner. Thim keeps the slack out of the chain, Seraph cannot move. Thim gets a head of steam and charges into the corner and slams his forearm into Seraph’s face, driving his head back into the exposed steel and opening a nasty gash on the back of Seraph’s head. Thim smirks and stands a dazed Seraph up, double wraps the chain around his fist and begins to pound on the side of Seraph’s head. After a minute of this Seraph’s ear looks like dog meat and is bleeding profusely. Thim lets Seraph go, he takes a couple of steps, then falls to the mat, his equilibrium is obviously affected. Seraph is lying on the mat face down trying to regain his composure, Thim goes back between the ropes and climbs to the top rope, measures Seraph and leaps driving a chain wrapped fist right into Seraph’s spine. Seraph’s face contorts in pain, and his mouth opens in a silent scream. Thim locks on the Adjustment, looping the chain around Seraph’s neck for good measure. There is no submission, so in theory Thim could keep the hold on until Seraph passed out. Thim grinds the move in tighter and tighter, blood pours from Seraph’s wounds, but he is still holding on. Finally, Thim does something to Seraph’s back and his body twitches then goes limp. Thim slowly releases the hold, and gets to his feet, wiping the blood from his face. Thim casually walks to the corner and leans against the turn buckle and looks at the referee, “Go ahead, count to a hundred, he ain’t getting up.” The referee begins to count, and sure enough, Seraph can’t beat the ten count. As soon as the referee hits ten and turns to raise Thim’s arm, the lights flicker. Thim looks around and yells at nothing in particular. Finally, as expected, the lights go out. They stay out for a few seconds when they come back on, Seraph is gone. The dog collar lies in the middle of the ring. Thim is furious. What he does not see is a horribly bloody Seraph standing behind him. Seraph leaps from the top rope and catches Thim with a clothesline to the back of the head that sends Thim sprawling. Seraph grabs the chain and loops it around Thim’s neck several times then throws him over the top rope. Seraph pulls the chain back until Thim is hanging helplessly by the neck. Thim claws at his neck, blood squirts from wounds in his head soaking those in the front row. Inside the ring Seraph has a crazed look on his face. Officials hit the ring and try to get Seraph to stop, but they can’t stop him. On the outside, Thim’s body has gone limp. Finally Seraph releases the chain and Thim hits the floor. Medics flood to ringside and start to revive Thim. Seraph stands for a moment in the center of the ring glaring at Thim, then a look of calm serenity crosses his face, and he slowly leaves the ring and walks to the back.
WINNER in 31:14 Thim Reynolds
ALTRAGEOUS vs. CONCRETE TGYour referee is Gavin Hale! The ring announcer makes the mistake of referring to Concrete’s opponent as Chris Alt. Alt grabs the microphone and berates the ring announcer, then goes on a five-minute promo about his greatness and 3 Piece Set. Concrete stood silently in the corner for most of the promo, then walks up behind Alt and taps him on the shoulder. Alt brushes Concrete off without looking back. Crete taps him on the shoulder again and Alt again brushes him off. Crete tries a third time.
Altrageous: “What!”
Concrete: “Are you about done?”
Altrageous: “I’m done when I say I’m done!” Altrageous turns back to the crowd and begins to speak again. Concrete turns away for a step, then turns back around, drops to a knee and LOW BLOWS Altrageous! The timekeeper figures this is as good a time as any to ring the bell, as Alt gets the Rick Rude expression on his face, drops the mic and grabs his nether regions. Crete walks around to face Alt, kicks him in the gut, knees him in the face and soaks in the crowd’s applause. Crete picks up Alt and whips him to the ropes and meets him with a series of clothesline. Alt finally bails and acts like he’s going to bail on the match. Crete sits on the ropes and invites him back, and finally Alt decides to come back. He runs and slides into the ring, which allows Crete to stomp a mud hole in him. Crete backs Alt into the corner, and as Hale tries to pry them apart Alt uses the Greco-Roman Thumb to the Eyes to slow down Crete. Alt does the “You Can’t See Me” gimmick while Crete covers his eyes. Alt with a boot to the gut and a DDT, and that definitely stops Crete. Alt goes for a Cocky Cover but gets only two. That leads to an argument with the ref, an argument with the fans, then a Slingshot Suplex on Crete. Alt stays in control for the next couple of minutes, with Crete getting in a few face hope shots. Alt whips Crete into the ropes. Crete ducks a clothesline, then Alt and Crete collide in a vicious double clothesline. Hale starts the 10-count, and Alt gets up first. Whip to the ropes, backdrop, but Crete stops and kicks Alt in the face. Alt rushes Crete but gets dumped over the top rope! Crete catches his breath, then rolls out and slams Alt into the ring steps. Crete rolls back in and the count gets to eight, but Crete doesn’t want the count out and breaks the count by going out of the ring and tossing Alt back in. Crete locks in the WHEELBARROW!!!! Alt fights and crawls to the ropes for the break, but is very slow getting up. Concrete stands at the ready while Altrageous staggers back to his feet. Alt turns toward Crete and just has time to recognize when Crete hits the CEMENT MIXER!!!! One, two, the ref is pulled from the ring by Firechild. Firechild floors Hale with a stiff right hand, then locks on the D-Tuner on Hale! Concrete stands up and is about to go after Firechild when he’s blindsided by Chris Cole! Cole and Concrete go toe-to-toe and Concrete starts to get the upper hand when Altrageous comes from behind with a knee to the back. Cole and Alt double-team Concrete. Double-team whip to the ropes…FLAPJACK!!! Altrageous puts a couple more stomps to Concrete, then calls Firechild into the ring. 3 Piece Set stands triumphant in the middle of the ring over Crete’s prone body.
WINNER in 12:21, by DQ, Concrete TG.
DRINK & DESTROY vs. KZ vs. THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER - Winners Get a Guaranteed Tag Title ShotDonnybrook of the highest order to kick things off. Everybody throwing fists at everybody. Referee Angelo Barros has his hands full. Stank clotheslines Williams over the top rope like a rag doll. Capslock pounds on O'Neil. Gator ducks and dodges Camby and dropkicks him out of the ring. And OBJ gets the better of the duel of Jacks, and forces MHJ to bail to the floor. The good guys give chase and the brawl continues on the floor. Capslock presses Williams and tosses him into the crowd. Stank beats Moose all over the floor. OBJ and Gator double team Camby inside, but HC avoids the CALL OF THE WILD, powdering out instead. Gator slingshots out onto him though with a plancha. But O'Neil sneaks behind OBJ and gets a schoolboy. One, two, but Jack kicks out. Capslock follows LDW into the crowd, beats on him halfway back toward the entrance, and being more than fifty feet from the ring, decides what the hell and wallops him with a steel chair. Back at ringside, Stank blocks Moose's HEART PUNCH, and counters directly into the STANK-U THRU THE ANNOUNCE TABLE~! It has broken down in Tulsa! Camby clotheslines Stank out of his boots, then he and Gator slug it out again, and HC whips GB hard into the post. Back in, and the Devils have OBJ in a 2 on 1 situation. Jack fights them off momentarily, but walks into a spine buster from Camby. TRIPLE SIX~! It's over, one, two... but FFC pulls the ref out! Camby has some words for Capslock, but FFC snaps him off the top rope. Capslock back in, ducks the LEFT HOOK, takes O'Neil down and slaps on the FIGURE FORESKIN~! Camby goes to save, but Stank spears him! Tommy looks ready to tap, but Gator hits a missile dropkick to break the hold. CHOMP misses Stank, and Gator eats a big boot. Moose drags himself up onto the apron, but gets sent to the rail by Stank. But a bloody Williams sneak back in from behind and dumps Stank to the floor. LDW looks for the STF, but Camby yanks him away from Gator. HC tries a power bomb, but Williams pulls him away. Camby and LDW have words, and when they decide to double team him, Gator nails Camby with a super kick out of nowhere. But, rather than go after Gator, LDW covers Camby himself! One, two... but OBJ makes the save! Suddenly, for whatever reason, Tommy Wilder hits the ring with what appears to be the long lost BOX O'PROMOS~! Wilder runs around the ring, slides the box into the middle of the ring, then leaves thru the crowd as quick as he came. O'Neil is the first to realize this and grabs the box, but Capslock takes him down from behind. That sends the box to Williams, but OBJ catches him with a stiff right hand, and the box falls out to the floor. Stank grabs the box and rolls back in, and then the Mierda Del Pollo Rudos, fresh off of jobbing hard in the opening match, stagger to the ring and try to grab the box. Stank tosses it to Capslock, and then back to Stank, and the fat rudo is caught in the middle. Finally, Stank hits him with the STANK-U, and Capslock grabs the skinny rudo and gives him GREETINGS FROM FRESNO~! With the two masked men laid out, the Aussies and the Devils look at each other. CALL OF THE WILD for the fat rudo! TRIPLE SIX for the skinny one! Stank and Caplock grab the masked men and simultaneously rip their masks off, revealing to nobody's shock, Johnny Adrenaline and Attitude Adjuster. The Chickenshit Heels realize they've been exposed, and several Mounties walk down the aisle to apprehend them, but TCH no sell the finishers and take off thru the crowd. As Stank and Capslock are celebrating the embarrassing of the tag team champions... CHOMP~! Stank is dead! LEFT HOOK~! Capslock ain't too far behind him! OBJ hits a high knee on O'Neil to send him to the floor, and Camby clotheslines Gator over the top too. HC looks for a power bomb on Jack, but Jack falls off the back and hits the BOOMERANG~! But OBJ turns around and Moose, who has been waiting patiently for a good little bit, DRILLS OBJ with the BOX O'PROMOS~! L.D. sneaks back in and covers for the three count! Moose grabs the box, and he and Williams leave up the aisle, having outsmarted everybody.
WINNERS at 19:09: KZ.
UNDERDAWG vs. KANE EYNEUD enters first, and patiently awaits his baby brother. Kane Eyne's music hits, but no sign of him or Espy Seeay. The camera cuts to the back where we see Kane Eyne has Sexy Female Undercover Journalist 007 by the throat in the hallway.
ES: You think we don't watch our own show?? You think we were just gonna let you steal our videotape? You think we were gonna let a slut like you just walk away with our property?? Hand it over!!
Kane Eyne tightens his grip around her neck, and Espy Seeay just snatches her bag out of her hand. He shuffles thru the bag and pulls out the videotape.
ES: Come on, Kane! Let's go play this tape for everyone!
Kane Eyne and Epsy Seeay go storming down the hallway, out the door, and toward the production truck. UnderDawg realizes what's going on and leaves the ring. Meanwhile, Kane and Seeay reach the truck and Seeay begins shouting orders to everyone. Kane tosses a techie guy out of his chair and puts the tape into the playback machine. Seeay makes another one press the play button, and a scratchy, old video begins showing on the Onslaughtron, shot from the back porch of somebody's home. Dogs are running around and we hear Espy Seeay screaming. Suddenly, the screen goes black. Camera cuts back to the truck where UnderDawg has rushed the truck and gets his paws on Seeay, but Kane BLASTS him with a chair and beats him down in the truck. He tosses Dawg out the door and beats on him some more out in the parking area. UD fights back and goozles Kane, but Seeay hits him with a low blow. Kane picks UD up and gives him a FIREPLUG DRIVER ON THE ASPHALT~! Seeay screams, "YES!! YESSSS!!!! YESSSSSSSSS!!!!" Kane and Seeay walk back into the truck, grab the tape and leave the arena. NO MATCH.
OOWF Intercontinental Title Tournament Semi-Finals[/u]
NILES ANDERSON vs. JOSH O’NEALRef calls for the bell and we have ourselves a match as both men dive straight in. Josh's power takes the upper hand for the first few minutes with some hard clubbing blows taking Niles down to the mat, however Niles is able to roll around the ring and eventually out of the way of Josh who is prevented from following up by the referee. After climbing back into the ring Niles is attacked once more however this time Niles sees the attack coming and pulls a standing switch on Josh during which time, you, the entire audience in the arena and, obviously Josh and Niles see Niles almost gouge Josh's eye out of its socket with his thumb - but other than a quick check to see if he's OK to continue, seems to be mysteriously lost on the ref. With Josh half blind Niles has no problems working the ring, picking his shots and wearing Josh down. After a few minutes the crowd is getting restless and tired of the very one sided contest and sensing this Niles decides to pull out a quick win in the form of a thumb to the other eye and a flying clothesline off the ropes. Unfortunately for Niles Josh, just, sees it coming and ducks causing Niles to fly across the ring and connect with nothing but mat. Josh moves in for the follow up but his vision is still not great and Niles pulls him down, grabs the bottom rope with his other hand and rolls him up for the one, two, three.
WINNER in 12.42 Niles Anderson
SRIRAM vs. CAPELLANSriram and Capellan circle, and Sriram shows he’s done his homework by going right for the injured leg. Capellan dodges, but is briefly off balance, allowing Sriram to catch him in a front face lock. Capellan tries to throw him off, but Sriram hooks a leg around Cap’s injured one. Finally, Capellan manages to hobble them both against the ropes and Junior Hale steps in for the break. As Sriram backs away, Capellan nails a series of European uppercuts that stagger his opponent. Capellan hits a dropkick that takes Sriram down, but also tweaks the injured knee. This sets the tone for the match, with Sriram focusing on the leg, and Capellan gaining control only to attempt moves that aggravate his injury and leave him open to attack. After trading the advantage several times, Capellan takes Sriram down with an enzugiri. He grabs Sriram to follow up, but receives several shots to the stomach for his trouble. Sriram grabs the leg and pulls Capellan off his feet, floating right into a step-over toehold. After a couple of twists, he releases the hold and hangs on too the foot. A couple of knees to the back of Cap’s injured one sets up a figure four. Capellan screams in agony, and claws frantically for the ropes. Unable to reach them, he arches his back and rolls his body. With a tremendous effort, he reverses the move. Sriram immediately grabs the ropes, and Junior steps in to break the hold. As Capellan struggles to his feet, Sriram bounces off the ropes, hits the rocker dropper, and goes immediately for the Citizen Erased. As he ties up the legs, Capellan reaches up, hooks the neck, and rolls him up. Sriram struggles, but can’t break free before Junior counts to three.
WINNER in 23:17, Capellan.
UNCLE ENTITY vs. TOMMY WILDER – Onslaught Championship MatchTW starts off with a flurry. He hits a few forearms and then a dropkick surprising the champion. UE tries to roll outside to compose himself but TW gets a running start for a suicide bomb to the outside. TW is up and he is pumped. The crowd is very behind him and ready for a new Onslaught Champion to be crowned here tonight. UE has other plans and catches TW with a knee and rolls him back in. UE locks in a Main Event Headlock and TW starts to fade. UE moves a knee to the small of TW’s back to keep the pressure on. TW keeps inching his way towards the ropes gets the break. Referee Creech informs TW that that is his first rope break. Both men back to their feet and TW again uses his speed to take control with quick jabs followed by a dropsault. TW goes to the top and hits a missile dropkick. Cover gets a two count. TW continues to stalk and UE uses a drop toe hold to gets TW to the ground where UW is able to lock in a Boston crab. TW keeps fighting it and manages to get the ropes. Creech informs Wilder that he has used both his rope breaks for the contest. UE seems pleased. TW keeps up the pace with more chops. UE swings but TW ducks and nails an enzuguri. TW bounces off the rope and hits a flying forearm. Once more TW goes to the top turnbuckle. UE is up and catches him. UE lands some rights and then delivers a superplex. He goes for the cover but TW kicks out at 2. UE back in control and he delivers a side slam. UE off the ropes with a big leg drop. UE lifts up TW and is ready to finish him off with The Brainbuster. TW kicks his legs and reverses the hold into a neck breaker. TW back on offense with a springboard back elbow. He follows that up with a wicked spin kick. TW is all fired up and looks to finish off UE with The Varial Slam. UE manages to spin and locks in a rear naked choke. TW falls to the mat. He is fading but manages to reach for the ropes. Creech remind him that the hold can’t be broken by rope break. TW is fading. With one final burst of energy TW throws his legs up and over his head which catches UE in a pin position. 1, 2, Bell Rings. TW is up and jumping around. UE is over screaming at Creech that the hold was illegal. Creech ignores him and informs the timekeeper of the decision. The timekeeper informs us that the 15 minute time limit has expired and UE is still the OOWF Onslaught Champion. TW is bummed but the crowd gives him cheers which perks him back up.
WINNER - TIME LIMIT DRAW AT 15:00
CHRIS COLE vs. JW WESTGAARD – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchWestgaard enters first and looks like he is all business. Cole entrance is very lengthy tonight and he is flanked by Firechild. He is thoroughly enjoying being the World Champion. Finally Cole gets to the ring and Senior Referee Sterling Glaw calls for the bell. There is a feeling out process to start. Lockup, CC to the corner...Glaw counts to ten and forces a break by standing between them. Lockup again and turned into a side headlock by JW, chain wrestling to a hammerlock, drops down for a leg trip. Cole glares at JW who makes the universal sign for “I want the Title”. We go again - CC with the headlock this time - He goes to the hammerlock - JW drops down with a drop toehold - floats over but CC is with him and locks in a hammerlock again. JW ducks under and takes CC to the corner - CC with a back elbow before the break. JW back with a chop! CC goes outside looking flustered. FC goes to calm CC down on the outside and talk strategy. Cole back in and they lock up again - side headlock by JW, shoves him into the ropes, shoulder block by CC which doesn’t move JW. JW smiles and applies the arm wringer - takes another turn then steps over and bends the arm in a way it wasn't supposed to bend. JW twists the wristlock one more time. JW moves to an arm bar, steps over and applies pressure. CC back to his knees - now back to his feet. JW tries to turn it again, but CC goes to the closed fist. JW does NOT let go of the hold, but chops him instead! JW with a turn - CC punches, JW turns it and chops back. One more twist but this time CC cold cocks him with a right, taking him to the mat and breaking the hold. In the corner, CC uses the right hand. Next one is blocked, JW fires back, chop, chop, chop, into the ropes is reversed, and CC gives JW a wicked Spine buster. CC stands over JW and gives him nine rabbit punches to the temple. In the corner for some mud hole stomping. CC then with a hard Irish whip into the opposite corner slamming JW chest first into the turnbuckle. CC is right back to work with a suplex. CC hooks the leg - 1, 2, JW slips out. CC brings JW up - elbow to the forehead, JW chops back. JW keeps chopping until he regains control and gets back to his feet. FC jumps up distracting Glaw allowing CC to land a kick to JW’s groin. Cole is now in total control. CC puts JW's foot on the second rope, then leaps into a stomp on the back of his knee. Cole yells out to crowd how he is the World Champion and gets lots of boos for it. CC grabs the left leg and yanks back - again - and again. Cole looks to apply the Inverted Cloverleaf but JW wraps him up in an inside cradle - 1, 2, Kickout! CC turns to Glaw to make sure it was two, then moves back to JW - JW ducks a swing, backslide coming up - 1, 2, kick out! CC with a big clothesline to regain the momentum. Both men are up and trading rights in the center of the ring. CC with a knee. Whip into the corner - JW gets up the boot as CC comes in. This staggers CC and allows JW to nail him with The Crosscheck. CC goes flying out of the ring. JW makes his way outside to CC but FC steps in the way. JW knocks him down with a right hand but CC is able to land a double sledge from behind and rolls JW back in the ring. Cole rolls in the ring and sets up for The Headliner. JW reverses into a back body drop and lines up for another Crosscheck. FC is there to grab JW’s right leg keeping him still. The crowd goes wild as Tommy Wilder races down to ringside and starts wailing on FC. Glaw is yelling at both men to leave ringside. Back in the ring JW is in control with big rights. He sets up for The Ice Auger but Cole sneaks in the uppercut to the balls just before Glaw turns back to the ring action. The Headliner is delivered. 1, 2, 3, Cole retains. Cole rolls out of the ring and grand the World Title and walks to the back with a look of relief on his face. The final shot is of Cole staring lovingly at the belt before holding it up to massive jeers.
WINNER AT 15:28 AND STILL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION CHRIS COLE
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