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FLY vs. JIM JONES vs. JOSH O’NEILTo start the match off Jim Jones grabs the mic and speaks!
I came here to the OOWF to prove that I am the greatest pure wrestler in the world and what do they do to me? For two weeks in a row they put me in this, this, this inane three way dance match! THIS IS NOT WRESTLING! Wrestling is an athletic test of wills between two men! Or, if you like a contest between two teams of two men each! This is a spectacle! This is like something at a carnival! This is not real wrestling. I have let it be known that I am fighting this match under protest! I am here to restore the pure science to the OOWF, I do not wish to….
Before he can finish, the MamOOthTron flashes to light and we see former WWF (we got the F back in!) President Jack Tunney’s son Jack Tunney Jr.!!
JTJr.: Just a few days after your epic battle, I, OOWF figurehead President Jack Tunney Jr. have a major announcement. Because of the brutality of the match where each competitor fought to the brink of exhaustion, I can not see if to every put Jim Jones back in the ring with two other men - ever. After tonight, I have made the ruling that Jim Jones will no longer be made to endure a triple threat match. There would be no rematch.
JJ: Now THERE is a wise man, a true visionary, a man who knows…..Before he can finish Fly starts things off quick hitting the ring and catching both men with leg lariats. Jones springs back to his feet, Fly grabs his arm, leaps to the top rope, does a little shimmy dance, then leaps off and snaps Jones over with a perfect hurracarana. O’Neal grabs Fly from behind, but Fly grabs O’Neal’s head and flips over the big man’s back, lands on his feet, spins Josh around and connects with drop kick to the mouth that sends Josh to the mat. Fly gets up and hits the ropes and takes Josh down with a bulldog. Fly climbs the ropes, but Jones catches him on the top and takes him off with a fireman’s carry then floats over into a pinning position. O’Neal makes the save wit ha sledge to the back of the head. O’Neal pulls Jones up and tries a whip to the ropes, but Jones reverses it and whips O’Neal to the ropes and leapfrogs a charging O’Neal who continues on and catches Fly wit ha spear that nearly cuts him in half. O’Neal gets to his feet and catches a charging Jones with a spine buster, then turns back to Fly, pulls him to his feet, bend him back and delivers a devastating Osaka Street Cutter! O’Neal covers, but Jones hits the ropes and drops a knee across the back of O’Neal’s skull, then pulls him up and shoots him between the ropes to the floor. With O’Neil on the outside, Jones pulls himself to his feet in the corner, meanwhile, Nayr is slowly climbing to the top rope still trying to shake off the effects of the Osaka Street Cutter. Jones spots O’Neil coming through the ropes and runs along the ropes and catches him with a knee lift to the jaw that sends JO back through the ropes to the floor. O’Neal hits the floor hard and is not moving. After a couple of seconds, officials come to ringside and check on Josh. Jones momentum takes him to the far ropes, when he hits the ropes it knocks Fly off balance and crotches him on the top rope. Jones grabs Fly on the top and throws him into the center of the ring with a jarring body slam. Jones then hits the ropes, leaps, and drops a big knee right across Fly’s chest, his knee crashes right into Fly’s sternum, Jones covers, hooks both legs and gets the three count just as O’Neal dives into the ring to make the save.
WINNER in 12:49 Jim Jones
Meanwhile, outside the ring, Josh O’Neal is still out cold. OOWF medical officials call for a stretcher and Josh is loaded up and carted to the back.
AX-MAN vs. NAYRAx calmly walks to the ring and waits patiently, Nary sprints to the ring and bounces off the ropes, climbing to the top, waving to the crowd, just being a general ball of energy. The whole time Ax stands in the center of the ring and stares at him. Finally lock up time, both men meet in the center of the ring, Nayr has a sly look on his face, he calls for a test of strength, Ax looks amused. He puts his arm up to lock up and Nayr changes hands. Ax stares at him, switches arms, then Nayr switches again. Ax stands up right and glares at the young Luchadore, Nayr laughs and the crowd laughs with him. Ax ends the merriment with a brutal kick to the knee that takes Nayr right off his feet. Ax drops down and drops a forearm to the back of Nayr’s head, then pulls him up and shoves him into the corner and chops Nayr a few times, but that just fires Nayr up and he reverses Ax in the corner and unloads a barrage of chops and kicks on Ax that sends him of the mat on his back side. Nayr sprints across the ring, pauses fir a second in the corner then charges across the ring and hits a hanging drop kick (thank you Chris Sabin) right to Ax-Man’s family jewels. Ax writhes in pain, then rolls under the bottom rope to the floor. Nayr measures him from the inside, gets a head of steam and leaps over the top rope – where he is caught by Ax! Ax spins him into a standing position and goes for a choke slam, but Nayr slips out of it and drop toe holds Ax, sending him face first into the ring steps. Nayr escapes back into the ring while Ax storms around furiously on the outside. Nayr maintains the advantage for a bit, keeping the larger Ax-Man off balance with his speed. Ax finally catches Nayr attempting a top rope hurracarana and reverses it into a power bomb. Ax now slowly, methodically works on the leg, trying to destroy Nayr’s knee and soften him up for the figure four. Nayr gets in a burst of offense including a nice Shining Wizard, then climbs the ropes for a missile drop kick, Ax side steps and Nayr clams to the mat knee first. Ax grabs Nayr’s leg and slaps on the figure four. Nayr writhes in pain as he tries to make it to the ropes. After several long agonizing minutes, Nayr finally stretches enough to reach the bottom rope. Ax releases the hold at four and slowly gets to his feet and smirks. Ax grabs Nayr’s leg and pulls him to the center of the ring and goes to apply the figure four again, but he leans in a little too far and Nayr rolls him up in a small package 1,2,3! WHAT AN UPSET!
WINNER in 15:44 Nayr
After the match, Nayr slips out of the ring and celebrates through the crowd Ax gets to his feet and screams at the referee, who also beats a hasty retreat. Ax appears to be about to have a temper tantrum in the center of the ring when he pauses, calms himself, regains his composure, gets a little smirk on his face and calmly leaves the ring and heads to the back.
Before the next match starts, we cut to GM the Rick who is standing with SFJ#27
GMtR: I am just about at my wits end with the Devil’s Brigade, The Team From Down Under, kz and Drink & Destroy. Tonight kz and Drink & Destroy are locked in a barbed wire fence match, so hopefully those animals are caged well enough. As for you four, well I have seen enough damage done to arenas all across the country, you four are responsible for our insurance rates sky rocketing. So tonight, your match will take place outside the arena. That’s right, tonight it is going to be The Devil’s Brigade versus The Team From Down Under in a parking lot brawl. It is now out of my hands.THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER – Parking Lot BrawlThe Devils walk into the parking lot carrying chairs and call out the Aussies. They look around, but there is on one to be found anywhere. Camby and O’Neil start to laugh it up and call the Aussies cowards. Suddenly a motor rev, tires squeal and a car comes right at them – fast. Camby and O’Neil dive out of the way just in time and the car slams into the wall. The Devils get to their feet, both swearing and furious beyond words, “tey fekkin tried to kill us! FEKKIN NANCY BOYO WANKAS!” Camby and O’Neil walk up to the car and jerk the doors open – but the car is empty. As they turn around, Camby catches a chair to the side of the head and O’Neil gets a barbed wire baseball bat to the face! The Aussies attack! Camby falls to his knees and OBJ grabs the car door and slams it in his face, HC gets his hands up, but the broken glass left in the window shreds his arm, blood pours from the gaping wounds. On the other side, Gator puts the boots to Tommy stomping him to the ground. Gator grabs the door and repeatedly slams it on Tommy’s face until Tommy stops moving. Gator goes around the car and he and Jack pull Camby to his feet. They stand him in the middle of the parking lot, CALL OF THE WILD! Gator pulls Camby up and is trying to set him up for THE CHOMP when Tommy O’Neil staggers into the picture and throws a hand full of broken glass into Gator’s face, then drops him with a wicked left. Camby and Gator are down, OBJ tackles Tommy to the ground and the fight is on. Tommy is bleeding heavily and soon both men are covered with his blood. OBJ gets the upper hand with some stiff forearm shots to the jaw and starts choking O’Neil. Tommy reaches out and grabs a hand full of broken glass and begins to grind it into Jack’s eye! Jack screams in pain and falls off of TO, but Tommy mounts Jack now and hammers his head and face with a fist full of glass. Meanwhile Campy gets to his feet and pulls Gator up, grabs him by the throat and choke slams him onto the hood of a car. Camby helps Tommy and they pull Jack up to his feet, Camby sets Jack up for a power bomb, but Jack grabs some of the glass and low blows Camby in the jewels. Camby is down again. Tommy has Gator sitting on the ground leaning against the grill of the car, and he is kicking Gator’s head sending it slamming into the grill, blood is flying everywhere. Jack nails TO from behind with a boomerang and tosses him onto the hood of the car. Jack and Tommy slug it out on the car, Jack goes for a wild left, but Tommy ducks, catches Jack and nails a Stroke that sends them both crashing into the windshield of the car. A horribly bloody GatorBait slowly gets to his feet, he staggers over to Camby and grabs his legs and drops a knee right into his crotch, driving shards of glass into his groin. GB pulls Camby to his feet and unleashes a barrage of knife edge chops that backs HC against a flat bed semi trailer. GB gets up a head of steam and charges at Camby, but Camby back drops him onto the trailer! Camby climbs on top of the trailer and the two men, both bleeding tremendously, take turns throwing hay makers. Camby kicks Jack low, doubling him over in pain, then pulls him up and power slams him on the truck! Finally, Tommy and Gator are starting to stir, the two men crashed through the wind shield and are slowly pulling their way out of the ruined car. Gator tires to get out first, but Tommy grabs him and wraps the seat belt around his throat and tries to choke the life out of him. TO slams Gator’s face into the dash, drawing more blood. Unfortunately for Tommy, he hits the dash a little too hard and the air bag deploys sending Gator’s head slamming back into Tommy’s face. Tommy falls between the seats and ends up in the back seat, blood pouring from his nose. Gator is knocked goofy for a moment but does not lose consciousness. Gator turns around in the front seats and kicks Tommy a few times, no response. Gator gets an evil look on his face and looks around for a moment, then pushes in the cigarette lighter <slight pause for the oowf to remind you that smoking may cause cancer.> the lighter clicks out and Gator grabs it and sticks it to Tommy’s chest. After a second or two Tommy’s eyes pop open and he lets out a yell of pain. Tommy shoves Gator off of him and the fight is on again, this time the two are really going at it, the back window gets broken, and the car is generally destroyed. After several minutes of this, both men fall out the doors of the car and lie gasping for breath on the ground. Meanwhile, on the flat bed of the truck, Camby scoots a dazed Jack to the edge of the trailer and lets his head hang off, then grabs a two by four and leaps off the bed, driving it into Jack’s chest. Jack falls off the truck and hits the ground with the back of his head first and lies motionless on the ground. Meanwhile, Tommy staggers to his feet and turns and looks at Gator and gets clocked with a clothesline from hell that nearly breaks his neck. Gator rolls Tommy on to the hood of the car and sets him up for THE CHOMP, but Camby rushes over and slams the 2x4 into the back of Gator’s leg, knocking him off balance and sending him to the ground awkwardly. Camby grabs Gator by the back of the head and throws him face first into the steel hub of the trailer wheels, a lug nut catches Gator just above the eye and leaves a large chunk of Gator’s flesh hanging on the wheel. Camby bounces Gator’s bloody head off of the trailer then throws him up on the flat bed. Tommy staggers over to a bloody Jack and pulls his head up “I want ya ta fekkin see your partner die.” Camby pulls Gator up AND POWERBOMBS HIM FROM THE FLAT BED TO THE GROUND!!!! The back of Gator’s head slams off the ground and he begins coughing up blood and twitching. To add insult to injury, Camby leaps and drives a mighty elbow into Gator’s chest, and makes the cover. A referee appears and makes a fast three count, and medical officials rush to Gator’s side. Camby and Tommy can barely get to their feet, they make it a few feet from the scene of the crime and collapse, needing help themselves to get to the back.
WINNERS in 44:57 The Devil’s Brigade
ALTRAGEOUS vs. CONCRETE TGThis is a rematch from MidWeek Mayhem, Concrete TG comes to the ring first and sits perched on the top rope. Altrageous is announced next, this time the announcer gets his name right, but the crowd breaks out a “CHRIS ALT SUCKS, CHRIS ALT SUCKS” chant. Alt glares at the fans then calls for the mic, Crete rolls his eyes in the corner.
You fans, do you really think I give a damn what you think? Do you? I piss away more money in one day than most of you will see in a lifetime. I roll with the greatest group of wrestlers ever assembled, and what do you do? You, yeah, the fat lady in the front, what do you do <dental assistant> Dental assistant, well, I have seen the hicks here in Donnybrook, and I gotta say, that must be the most boring job in the world! <crowd boos heartily> Yeah, you hicks have to HAVE teeth to get them cleaned! The only reason I am even HERE in North Dakota is to kick Concrete’s ass, otherwise I would never set foot in a shithole state like North Dakota, you are so pathetic, Canada didn’t even want you! They begged us to take this godforsaken wasteland.Tired of waiting Concrete climbs to the top rope and leaps, connecting with a missile drop kick to the back of Alt’s head that sends Alt between the ropes and to the floor. Alt jumps to his feet and looks at the crowd, they boo, and threaten to tear him apart, Altrageous gets in a little old lady’s face and threatens to kill her, she takes her purse and smacks him across the face with it. As Altrageous staggers away from the old woman, Crete gets a running start and hits a suicide plancha that sends Alt sprawling. Crete grabs Alt and rolls him back into the ring, then springs over the top rope and drops a leg across Alt’s chest and covers, but Alt kicks out at two. Crete shoves him right back to the mat and covers him again, again Alt kicks out, Crete does this two more times, after the last kick out, Alt gives Crete a thumb to the eye then gets in the ref’s face and screams at him about calling a fair match, with Alt distracted with the referee, Crete rolls him up from behind for another two count. Alt kicks out and gets to his feet and eats a series of arm drags from Crete, finally Alt bails out of the ring and falls on his ass and tries to call a time out. Crete gets a good “CHRIS ALT SUCKS” chant going again, and this fires Alt up and he slides into the ring and he and Crete exchange shots in the center of the ring. Crete is getting the better of it when Alt cuts him off with a knee to the mid section. Crete falls to his knees and Alt gives him the boot laces across the eyes and smirks when it draws a warning from the referee. Alt pulls Crete to his feet, scoops him up and plants him on the mat with a slam. Alt hits the ropes and drops a fist right between Crete’s eyes and gets a two count with a cocky cover. Alt pulls Crete to a sitting position and grinds a head lock twisting Crete’s neck. Alt yells for the referee to ask Crete to submit, but since Crete has gone toe to toe with Moose, I don’t think a head lock is going to do him in. Crete fights to his feet and frees himself with a couple of shots to the mid section, then bounds off the ropes, but Alt grabs Crete by the head and throws him over the top rope. Alt turns around and smirks at the crowd, so he does not see Crete hold on and skin the cat and get back into the ring. Alt turns around and Crete nearly takes him out of his boots with a clothesline. Crete waits for Alt to get back to his feet and sprints to the corner, climbs the ropes and leaps onto Alt’s shoulders for a hurracarana, but Alt catches him and turns it into a sit down power bomb for a two count. Alt takes over now working on Crete’s back and keeping him grounded. Alt pulls Crete to his feet, grabs him by the throat and lifts him for a choke slam, then drops him down across his knee. Crete writhes in pain on the mat. Alt with the cocky cover once again only gets a two count. Alt pulls Crete up again, Crete explodes with chops and punches that rock Alt, Alt stops him short with a kick to the gut, then PLANTS him with a DDT. Alt covers, and this time hooks the leg, but Crete still manages to kick out at two. Alt keeps on the offensive, brutalizing Crete with moves to the back. At one point Alt lifts Crete for a body slam, and appears to intentionally spin him around and clip the referee in the face with Crete’s boot. Alt slams Crete then sees the referee is down, leaves the ring and grabs a chair. Alt is extra cocky now, lines Crete up for a chair shot as Crete is getting to his feet, Alt swings but Crete ducks, then spins and nails Altrageous with a CRETE-DAMINATOR! Sending the chair back into Alt’s face and knocking him loopy. Crete covers Alt, but the referee is still down. Firechild hits the ring and tries to attack Crete from behind, but Crete avoid the move and nails Firechild with a Cement Mixer, FC powders out, Chris Cole is in next and he tries to nail Crete with the title belt, Crete takes him down wit ha drop toe hold that send hangs Cole on the middle rope, Crete then hits his C-T-G (619) on Cole, which sends him out of the ring. Crete jumps to his feet and turns around and Altrageous CREAMS him with the Trik’d Owt Tytle, right between the eyes. Crete is OUT! Alt tosses the title aside, pulls the referee over and covers Crete, making sure to hook BOTH legs to get the dramatic three count.
WINNER in 21:39 Altrageous
SERAPH vs. THIM REYNOLDS – I Quit MatchThese two have a long history with each other, and they have finally agreed to an I Quit match that should finally settle things once and for all. Thim is announced first and he comes to the ring with a smug look of satisfaction on his face. Seraph is announced next and he comes out with his normal look of serenity on his face. When Thim sees this he gets visibly annoyed and leaves the ring and the two meet about half way down the ramp and start exchanging haymakers. Seraph gets the better of the exchange with a series of rapid knife edge chops Seraph then scoops Thim up and slams him on the ramp then plants a falling elbow right into his throat. Seraph pulls Thim to a sitting position and gets a series of kicks to the back of Thim’s head. Thim slowly gets to his feet, trying to block as many kicks as he can, finally Thim catches Seraph’s leg and hits a dragon screw leg whip that sends Seraph down the ramp. Thim follows Seraph down the ramp and drops a couple of knees to the small of Seraph’s back and tries to lock on the Adjustment on the outside of the ring, but Seraph grabs a chair and swings it over his head and catches Thim on the bridge of the nose, stunning him long enough for Seraph to break feet and get to his feet. Seraph hammers at Thim’s face until Thim’s nose is pouring blood, no doubt it is broken. Seraph wraps the mic cord around Thim’s throat and chokes him, showing unusual viciousness, Seraph bends Thim’s head back and drops several elbows across his nose. Thim gets to his feet and pushes backward both men fall, but Seraph catches the back of his head on the ring post. Both men lie motionless for a moment, then Seraph stirs and we see he once again bleeding from the back of the head, no doubt opening the gash from the chain match. Thim is to his feet first and he sees the blood running from the back of Seraph’s head, so he pulls Seraph to his feet and locks on a sort of reverse cobra clutch, the sudden pressure on Seraph’s skull causes blood to squirt from the back of his head. To add insult Thim slams the back of Seraph’s head into the ring post, opening the gash, then releases the hold, grabs Seraph’s head and repeatedly head buts him, opening a gash under Seraph’s right eye. Thim staggers away and grabs the chair Seraph left behind, winds up and takes a mighty swing at Seraph’s head, at the last second Seraph moves and the chair warps around the ring post. Seraph clotheslines Thim to the floor and stomps away at his knee. Seraph drags Thim to the ring post and slams the side of his knee into the post several times, then holds it in place and slams the side of it against the post with a steel chair. Thim grimaces in pain and grabs his knee. Seraph hauls Thim to his feet and rolls him in the ring, grabs both his legs and posts him. Seraph then locks the post figure four on Thim, Thim yells in pain and fights to try and get out of it. Seraph orders the referee to ask Thim if he quits. Thim will not give up. After several agonizing minutes Seraph releases the hold. Thim crawls to the center of the ring and tries to get to his feet, Seraph stands behind Thim and kicks his leg out from under him. Seraph pulls Thim to his feet, scoops him up and plants him with a tomb stone pile driver. Thim is dazed. Seraph grabs Thim’s leg and traps him in an Indian Death Lock, Thim reaches out and puts the mandible claw on Seraph! Dueling submission moves! Thim grimaces in pain, but will not release the hold, Seraph is nearly paralyzed in pain. After what must seem like an eternity for both men, they both release their holds and fall to the mat in pain. Thim’s eyes are starting to darken and his knee appears swelled. Seraph is becoming sluggish from the loss of blood and is favoring his lower back. Seraph is to his feet first, as he approaches Thim, Thim takes him to the mat with a nice leg sweep. Seraph barely hits the mat when Thim pounces on him and locks on the Adjustment! Thim grapevines the legs and actually pulls back on Seraph hard enough that Seraph is nearly vertical! Thim wrenches Seraph’s back, trying to find that one spot, Thim makes the adjustment, Seraph looks to the heavens, his eyes roll into the back of his head, and his arms fall out in the crucifix pose. Blood begins to trickle from his mouth, Thim is screaming at the referee to ask Seraph to quit, Seraph gargles something incoherent but does not quit. Seraph grinds the move in even harder. Seraph begins to twitch involuntarily when the priest Thim spoke with earlier in the week makes his way to ring side wit ha towel in hand. He looks at Seraph’s face contorted in pain, and a look of horror crosses his face, he tosses the towel into the ring and begs the referee to stop the match. The referee hesitates for a moment, then sees Seraph and calls the match.
WINNER in 24:56 Thim Reynolds
After the match, Thim reluctantly releases the hold and slowly gets to his feet. Seraph falls to the mat face first, his breath coming in gasps. Thim glares at the priest and slowly makes his way out of the ring and up the ramp. The Priest watches Thim leave, then walks to Seraph and helps him to his feet. Seraph slowly gets up and looks at he priest. Once Seraph sees who it is, a look of horror spreads across his face for a fleeting second, then a mix of serenity and pain comes back to his face. Seraph slowly shakes his head at the priest and leaves the ring.
<We cut to the back in GM the Rick’s office where Stank is pacing the floor>
Stank: Look Rick, I am not afraid of anything, but you know damn well if I get in a barbed wire fence match with those two animals, I won’t have a chance, you have to let me find another partner.
GMtR: Stank, I am sorry, the contract says it has to be a member of Drink & Destroy, that means either Capslock or O’Neal. O’Neal suffered a concussion earlier, no way am I clearing him, where the hell is Capslock?
S: I HAVE NO IDEA! I told you, you needed to get to the bottom of this, and you didn’t. Now I have to face the two most evil sumbitches in the OOWF in a fucking barbed wire fence match on my own.
GMtR: All I can say is here, take this <Rick hands Stank a barbed wire bat> good luck, and you better hope Lock shows up.KZ vs. DRINK & DESTROY – Barbed Wire Fence MatchJack and Williams come to the ring first, Drink & Destroy’s music plays, but only Stank comes out. He pauses at the top of the ramp for a moment and looks around, you gotta think he is hoping Capslock shows up. No luck. Stank lowers his head and heads to the ring. A barbed wire fence match is really simple. Imagine an enclosed chain link fence cage match. Now take away the chain link and replace it with barbed wire nailed to wood supports. Stank climbs in the ring, the ref closes the door and this suicide mission is ON! Jack and Williams grin, Stank attacks immediately, he nails Jack between the eyes with the bat, and catches Williams in the mid section. Stank grabs Jack by the head and throws him into the barbed wire, Jack gets hung up between the wire and the ropes and is momentarily trapped. Stank turns and catches a charging LD Williams with a clothesline, then pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and destroys him with a spine buster. As Stank is getting to his feet, he ducks a MHJ clothesline attempt and drops Jack with a STANK-U! Stank is fighting for his life now. Stank pulls Williams to his feet and whips him to the corner, then whips Jack to the same corner and charges in and crushes them both with an avalanche! Stank drops a big elbow on Williams, then picks up the barbed wire bat and wears Jack out with it, leaving several long nasty gashes across Jack’s back. With Jack writhing in pain, Stank pulls LD Williams to his feet and sends him high into the cage. Williams sticks to the wire for a second then falls off, several bloody gashes appear on his chest and arms. Stank grabs Williams by the throat and choke slams him on the barbed wire bat. As Williams tries to get to his feet, the bat sticks in his back. Stank turns to Moose who is just to his feet now, and levels Jack with a big boot to the face. Stank pulls Jack over to the fence and grates his face across the strands of sharp wire, Jack is pouring blood. But Stank loses track of time. While he is working over Jack, Williams is now on his feet, he picks up the barbed wire bat, and slams it against the back of Stank’s skull. Stank slumps forward into the wire. Jack frees himself and now the slaughter is going to start. Jack and Williams whip Stank to the ropes and try a double clothesline with the bat, but Stank ducks it and hits the ropes and takes kz down with a clothesline of his own. Stank pauses for a moment to catch his breath, then pulls LDW up, inverted atomic drop for Williams, followed by a trip to the wire. Stank then pulls Jack up, but before he can do anything Jack rakes Stank’s eyes, then drop toe holds him into the wire! The barbs come dangerously close to Stank’s eye, and the blood begins to flow from Stank as well now. Jack grabs the bat and uses it like a cheese grater to remove flesh from Stank’s forehead. KZ pull Stank to his feet, they each grab his head and send him face first into the wire. Stank hits the cage, then turns and staggers toward the middle of the ring where LDW drops him with a barbed wire bat shot right between the eyes. Jack and Williams pounce on Stank and rain punches down on the fallen big man. Stank is a bloody mess, he tries to get up and blood runs off his head and pools on the mat. LDW puts him back on the mat wit ha kick to the face, then grabs his legs and pulls them back. Moose climbs to the second rope and drives the barbed wire bat right into Stank’s groin. The razor sharp barbs tear at Stank’s shorts and leave blood gouges where no man ever wants to think about getting injured. LDW keeps hold of Stank’s legs and repeatedly drops knees into his groin as Jack starts to unwrap the barbed wire from the bat. Williams pulls Stank to his feet and pins his arm above his head. Jack wraps the barbed wire around his fist and nails Stank with several heart punches, then follows that with a spinning barbed wire wrapped chop to the neck, Stank staggers, Williams kicks him in the mid section and DRIVES him into the mat with a DDT. The referee might want to consider stopping this match. Just then there is a commotion at the top of the ramp. We see Josh O’Neal, his head wrapped in a bandage, coming to the ring with a chair, the whole way down he is shoving OOWF medical officials aside. He gets to the ring and the ref hesitantly opens the door. Josh charges in the ring and starts swinging the chair. Moose catches a shot to the head and falls to the mat. Williams is next getting pasted in the face with a chair shot. Josh pulls Williams to his feet and sends him to the ropes and nearly cuts him in half wit ha spear. Jack is next, Josh pulls him up and hits the Obliterator! Sending Jack flying into the wire. Josh pauses for a moment to check on a horrifically bloody Stank who is barely moving. With his attention focused on Stank, Josh does not see Williams pick up the chair. LDW slams the chair down on Josh’s skull, straight down on the top of his head. O’Neal wobbles a second then collapses to the mat. OOWF officials have seen enough. Before KZ murder two men in the ring, they stop the match and award the victory to kz
WINNERS in 23:18 kz
UNDERDAWG vs. KANE EYNE – Dawg Catcher’s MatchKane Eyne and his handler Espy Seeay slowly make their way to the ring. As Kane Eyne gets to the center of the ring, the ring is bathed in what appears to be moon light, Kane Eyne throws his head back and we hear a mournful howl, only since it is through his voice box, it sounds REALLY sinister and creepy. The premise of this match is real simple. The winner of the match is the first man who is able to lock his opponent in the back of the dog catcher’s wagon. UnderDawg comes out next, sans trench coat and creepy lights. Now UD comes out in jeans and a sleeveless shirt with a new metal theme song. Dawg quickly makes his way to the ring and he and his brother meet in the center of the ring and start exchanging haymakers. Folks this one is not going to be a scientific marvel, this one is going to be a slobber knocker! The two meet in the center of the ring and go to town, pummeling each other. UD gets in a kick to the mid section, then hits the ropes and clotheslines Kane Eyne over the top rope to the floor. UD turns around and catches Espy Seeay in the ring, grabs him by the throat and presses him above his head and tosses him over the top rope into the waiting arms of Kane Eyne. KE tosses Seeay to the floor and climbs back into the ring and the fight is on again. KE rakes the eyes and tries to whip UD to the ropes but UD reverses it and sends KE in, and tries a big boot to the face, but KE catches his foot, side steps and takes UD to the mat with a big clothesline. KE pulls UD up to a sitting position and tries to twist his head off with a neck vice! There is no referee around, the only thing for a ref to do is to call the match over when one or the other traps his opponent in the Dawg Catcher’s truck. KE releases the neck vice and drops several elbows to the top of UD’s head, then pulls him to his feet and whips him into the corner and follows him in with a big clothesline. KE whips UD to the opposite corner and tries another clothesline, but UD gets a big boot up first, UD grabs KE and throws him into the corner and goes ballistic with punches and kicks, sending KE to the mat. KE rolls under the bottom rope to the floor and staggers around the ring. Inside the ring, UD gets a head of steam and leaps over the top rope SUICIDE DIVE! And catches KE with a decapitating clothesline! KE is struggling to get to his feet, UD waits for him to stand, when he does UD tries to kick his face into the third row with a big boot to the head. KE staggers and falls onto the Laotian Announce table. UD makes the motion for the Fireplug Pile Driver and grabs KE by the head, as he turns him around, KE smashes a soda bottle in UD’s face. UD howls in pain and falls to one knee. KE grabs his brother’s head and bends it back and hammers away with rights to the face, opening the gash the bottle caused even further. KE then pulls UD to his feet and hauls him up in a vertical suplex, and uses his impressive strength to hold him in the air for a few seconds, then falls back sending UD crashing through the announce table! The crowd falls silent as it appears that UD is out, but how will KE get the big man to the waiting Dogg Catchers Wagon? Espy Seeay comes to the ring pushing a hospital gurney, they load UD onto the gurney and begins the slow march up the ramp, almost like a funeral procession. They get to the top of the ramp and pause for a moment as Espy Seeay dramatically opens the doors to the Dogg Catcher’s Wagon. Just as Kane Eyne is about to dump UD into the back, UD’s hand shoots out and goozles KE! UD has a possessed look in his eyes as he squeezes his brother’s throat, he is about to choke slam him right on the steel when Espy Seeay attacks UD from behind. UD shoves KE away and turns to Espy and rocks him with a series of brutal uppercuts, then grabs him, scoops him up and nails a Fire Plug Pile driver on the top of the ramp! Espy may well be dead! UD turns and catches a forearm to the face from KE. The two battle around to the front of the truck, KE slams UD’s face into the hood of the truck, then rolls him on top of the engine. Kane Eyne climbs up as well and the two slug it out on top of the Wagon. Kane Eyne goes for the finishing clothesline, but UD ducks and back drops Kane Eyne on top of the Wagon! UD climbs up, slowly pulls KE to his feet, fire burns in UD’s eyes as he grabs his brother by the throat, lifts him high in the air for a choke slam THEN SLAMS HIM DOWN ON TOP OF THE DOG CATCHER’S WAGON! The roof collapses and Kane Eyne falls into the back of the Dogg Catcher’s Wagon! From the top of the Wagon UD nods at the ref and they slam the doors closed, this one is over!
WINNER in 33:03 UnderDawg
UnderDawg slowly raises his arms in celebration, as he slams them down pyro goes off throughout the arena. At the same time, a masked Dogg Catcher nails UD from behind with a taser! UD’s body convulses and he falls to his knees! The masked man then grabs UD and throws him off the top of the wagon! UD hits the mat with a sickening thud! The masked man climbs down off the truck and walks over to UD who is struggling to get to his knees, he takes the cattle prod and sticks it right to the base of UD’s skull! UD convulses for a moment, then goes completely limp. Once again medical officials rush from the back to check on an OOWF superstar. The masked Dogg Catcher slips away unnoticed.
ERIC O’MAC vs. UNCLE ENTITY (w/Jesse Garron) – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchEric comes to the ring talking on his cell phone the entire time, not even taking the time to notice his music, the announcement, or the crowd’s reaction. Eric continues on the phone while the OOWF Onslaught Champion Uncle Entity makes his way to the ring. Referee Sterling Glaw calls them to the middle of the ring for instruction and Eric remains on the phone, talking animatedly about some sort of endorsement deal. Finally Glaw calls for the bell. Entity moves to the middle of the ring, but Eric remains in the corner hashing out his deal. Finally Eric appears to get the idea that everyone is waiting on him, he makes a face and hangs up and moves to the middle of the ring for the match. Circle to start, collar and elbow tie up, Entity grabs an arm wringer, Eric tries to reverse out of it, but he can’t so he heads to the ropes to force the break. Since that was not technically a submission move, that rope break will not count against EOM. The two men come back to the center of the ring and Entity moves for another lock up, EOM tries a spinning heel kick but UE catches him and throws him over his shoulder wit ha release suplex. Eric hits the mat hard on the back of his head, UE falls on Eric and covers, but EOM manages to kick out at two. Eric slips under the ropes and sits on the apron, UE grabs him by the hair and tries to pull him back into the ring, but EOM grabs him by the head and guillotines him on the top rope. Eric slides under the ropes and rolls UE up but only gets a two count. Eric argues with the referee about the count and decides that he shouldn’t need the full three because he is about to become the biggest action hero Hollywood has ever seen. Of course this does not impress Glaw in the least, and it gives Entity the opening to roll EOM up from behind for a two count. Eric springs to his feet and stares at Glaw, Glaw motions for Eric to get on with the match, he turns around and eats a hard clothesline from Entity that sends him between the ropes. Eric flops on the outside face down on the floor. Entity slips out of the ring while Jesse Garron is arguing with the ref, pulls EOM to his feet, scoops him up and slams him on the floor. Eric grabs his back and grimaces in pain. Entity slides EOM back into the ring and covers, but Entity gets his shoulder up at two. Entity is not purposely trying to slow the match down, remember there is only a 15 minute time limit for title matches. Entity locks on a rear chin lock and plants his knee in the small of EOM’s back. The crowd picks up on what is going on and begins to boo. Eric starts to fight out of it, and actually gets to his feet and throws a couple of elbows into Entity’s mid section, but before he can hit anything else, Entity grabs him and locks on an abdominal stretch. Eric seems to be thinking now, instead of using valuable time to escape from the hold, Eric fights his way to the ropes and forces the break, using one of his rope breaks. Entity counters with a knee to the back, then tries to lift EOM into the torture rack, but Eric slips out of it and grabs Entity and hits a half nelson choke slam, then heads to the top rope. Before Eric can do anything, Entity gets to his feet and meets Eric on the ropes. Both men climb the corner, exchanging shots the whole way up. Both men are fighting on the top rope. Entity chops EOM’s knee and Eric crotches himself on the top rope, one minute left. Entity calls for the brain buster, but Eric holds on to the top rope, he grabs Entity by the head and lands several head buts knocking Entity loopy. Eric gets to his feet on the top rope, and leaps OVER ENTITY’S SHOULDERS! Grabs him and hits a second rope power bomb! Eric holds on, folds Entity up and gets one, two, NO! Entity kicks out, Jesse Garron is on the apron, EOM charges to the corner, leaps to the second rope then connects with a missile drop kick that sends Garron flying! 30 Seconds remain. Entity comes at EOM and tries a boot to the mid section, but EOM catches his foot, spins him around then grabs him in a full nelson, DRAGON SUPLEX! Bridge, 1,2,3! NEW CHAMPION!
WINNER in 14:51 and NEW OOWF ONSLAUGHT CHAMPION – Eric O’Mac
Eric rolls out of the ring, grabs the title and immediately grabs his cell phone and dials a number. Eric is celebrating with his agent, oblivious to everything else around him.
THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. WCW – No Disqualification Match for the OOWF World Tag Team TitlesAdrenaline and Capps enter to Van Halen, and AA brings his bag of assorted heel tricks, but hands them to the timekeeper, opting to go straight up with the challengers. Wilder and Westgaard rush the ring as the bell sounds and fists are going everywhere. Westgaard takes AA to the floor, but Johnny backdrops Wilder over the top. TW lands on the apron though, but JA ducks a cross body. JWW clubs him down from behind though. Belly to belly gets a quick two count, and Tommy follows up with a leg drop from the second rope. But AA breaks up the cover. Capps pounds Tommy down, then elbows JWW away, and continues to stomp on Wilder. Johnny takes Westgaard down with an arm drag, but JWW fights up and dumps Johnny to the floor. JWW suplexes AA, Tommy rolls out, and an actual tag match breaks out, despite the No DQ rules, which probably plays into the hands of the challengers. Westgaard chops AA in the corner, then goes with the shoulder thrusts. He runs AA's face across the top rope and tags to Wilder. Wilder climbs the ropes and gives AA a head scissors out of the corner. Tommy stays on the offense for a bit, sends AA to the ropes, but Capps stops himself with the ropes, and Tommy misses a dropkick. Capps catapults Wilder into the TCH corner, and Tommy comes to rest sternum first on the turnbuckle. Johnny gets a running elbow and knocks Tommy back into the ring and Capps nails him with a clothesline. Tag to Johnny and he kicks away. He whips Tommy hard to the corner, and Wilder takes the Bret bump and takes it well. AA in with a splash - more effective than ever - and covers for two. AA hooks an abdominal stretch, and the champs do the time-honored heel tradition of using the free hand to grab your partner for more leverage. However, Mel Creech catches them, but can't do a thing about it given the stips. So AA cinches it in, and since there is no DQ, Westgaard plows in and takes everyone out! Creech actually gets JWW back to the corner, and the Heels do the phantom tag thing, which may or may not matter in a No DQ match, but whatever. Johnny with a gut buster, then a measured knee drop. Johnny pops up, raises the roof, does the Bankhead Bounce, begins the Cha Cha Slide when Wilder begins to move, so Johnny kicks him in the face, then drops an elbow AND LANDS IT! One, two, but Tommy kicks out. Johnny looks for the ADRENALINE RUSH, but Tommy blocks with the leg. Johnny gets a snap suplex instead and tags out. AA in and looks for the ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT~! But Tommy sweeps the legs out, but can't catapult him - the added weight pays off!! AA kicks him away, sweeps HIS legs out and locks on a Boston Crab. Tommy easily makes the ropes, but no break necessary, so AA keeps it on. Westgaard has seen enough, so he grabs the hockey stick and comes around ringside. Johnny yells at AA, and Capps breaks the hold. JWW rolls in with the stick, and the champs try to surround him, but Westgaard goes crazy with the stick, knocking everyone down, including the ref, who was trying to get out of the way. AA to the floor and grabs a chair, but Wilder springboards off the top rope and dropkicks the chair into his face! Westgaard grabs Johnny by the throat with the stick and looks for the ICE AUGER~! Johnny desperately slides off the back and locks in some sort of Cobra Clutch with the hockey stick! Tommy rolls him up from behind! One, two, and Johnny just kicks out! AA comes to on the floor and pulls the timekeeper away and grabs the bag he brought with him! Johnny goes to the eyes of Tommy, and AA throws in a roll of quarters, but Johnny drops them, and money goes everywhere! AA tosses brass knuckles instead. JA catches them... but turns around into the CROSSCHECK~! JWW covers, but AA wallops him with the chair to break! AA slaps on THE CLAW~! But Westgaard has the ultimate counter: a kick to the nuts! Capps falls like a sack of crap. All of a sudden, Wilder is the only man standing. Tommy to the top... AIRWALK~! But Johnny rolls out of the way, and TW eats canvas. AA pulls ether and a rag out of the bag... but the Ether bottle is empty! Westgaard grabs the glass bottle and smashes it over AA's head, and AA falls out to the floor. JWW pulls Adrenaline up, and Tommy gets his bearings... NITRO~! One... two... but AA pulls Creech out of the ring! Westgaard gets on all fours, and Tommy leaps off his back over the top rope... but MISSES a shooting star press on AA and splats on the floor! AA on the apron, but Westgaard meets him with the hockey stick to the gut, knocking him back to the floor. AA grabs a SANDWICH out of the bag and gets a bite... to recharge I guess. Johnny grabs JWW for the ADRENALINE RUSH~! But JWW falls off the back and pushes Johnny to the ropes... and AA nails Westgaard WITH THE SANDWICH~! JWW falls straight to the mat, and Johnny falls on top. One, two, three! The champions retain. AA pulls a steel bar out of the bread of the sandwich, grabs his belt, and finishes eating the sandwich. Johnny desperately grabs his title and the Heels scurry away.
WINNERS in 25:23 and STILL OOWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS.
CAPELLAN vs. NILES ANDERSON – OOWF Intercontinental Title Tournament FinalsThis is the finals of the OOWF Intercontinental title tournament, surprisingly, the seven and eight seeds have made it to the finals, and these two are certainly no strangers to one another. Capellan comes to the ring first, and the crowd goes crazy, Cap jumps off the top of the ramp at the top of the entrance and body surfs to the ring. Niles music hits and the cheers stop and boos fill the arena. Niles comes out with a smirk on his face and taunts the crowd by making the universal symbol for “I am winning the title tonight.” Niles makes his way to the ring and finally we are ready to get things going. Referee Sterling Glaw holds the intercontinental title high for both men to see then calls for the bell. Capellan goes back to one corner, crosses himself and is ready for battle, but as he is bent over, Niles charges across the ring and tries to attack, but Cap sees him coming and side steps and traps Niles in the corner and blisters him with chops. Niles rakes Cap’s eyes and catches him with a bulldog out of the corner as he staggers away, Niles rolls Cap over and tries for the quick win, but only gets a one count. Niles pulls Cap to his feet and whips him to the ropes and tries to bury a knee in the mid section, but Capellan leaps over the knee tries a roll up, Niles kicks out, but Cap keeps hold of Niles legs and rolls him over in a Boston crab. Niles claws furiously at the ropes trying to reach them and force a break. Niles appears to be about to tap out when he finally makes it to the ropes, Capellan breaks the hold, and Niles just goes limp with relief, that is until Capellan hits the ropes and lands a moon sault right into the small of Niles back. Niles writhes in pain and bails under the ropes to the floor. Niles staggers around ringside, Capellan grabs the ropes and sling shots himself over the top rope, Niles hits the deck, but Capellan lands on the apron, waits for Niles to get to his feet, then springs off the bottom rope and hits a beautiful moonsault DDT on the floor! The crowd goes nuts! Capellan pulls a barely conscious Niles Anderson to his feet and rolls him into the ring he is about to head to the ring himself when two masked men, dressed all in black, head toward the ring. Cap takes a few steps toward them and waits for the inevitable rush. What Cap does not see is Niles back on his feet, he hits the ropes and nails Capellan with a baseball slide that sends Capellan up the ramp, right into a FLAPJACK on the ramp! Somehow the referee missed that. Before the mysterious masked men can do anymore damage, Westgaard and Wilder come out from the back and chase them off. The masked men escape through the back and wCw gives chase. Niles slowly leaves the ring and pulls Capellan to his feet and pain brushes him with slaps across the face. Niles then grabs Cap and runs him face first into the ring post, Cap drops like he had just been shot. Niles laughs as he gets a warning from the referee. The camera pans around and we see Capellan lying on the floor bleeding heavily from a gash in his head. Niles slowly pulls Capellan to his feet and rolls him back into the ring. Niles slowly climbs between the ropes and climbs to the second rope and drops an elbow across Capellan’s throat and makes a casual cover and gets two. Niles does not look concerned in the least, laughing at the fans who are booing. Niles pulls Cap to his feet, kicks him low and lifts him for a pile driver. Niles leaps in the air and comes crashing down, Capellan’s neck bends awkwardly and he lies motionless on the mat. Niles slowly rolls Capellan over and covers, hooking the leg. One. Two. Thr…Capellan kicks out! Niles looks a little irritated now. He pulls Cap to his feet and backhands him a couple of times, then sends him to the corner, Capellan climbs the corner and in one fluid motion leaps in the air, spins and catches Niles with a Spinning Dragon Kick right in the face! Niles hits the mat in a heap, and his momentum takes him into the corner and he crotches himself on the post. Capellan recovers and rolls under the bottom rope and grabs Niles legs and crotches him once, twice, three times on the post! Niles gets to his feet and hops around the ring in agony before falling face first on the mat. Capellan gets in the ring and grabs Niles legs and starts to spin, Capellan Swing! Round and round they go, finally Cap lets go and Niles flies under the bottom rope to the floor. Cap stagger s then falls to the mat, although he has a huge grin on his face, WHAT A RUSH! Capellan gets to his feet and grabs Niles who is just back on the apron and suplexes him into the ring, rolls his hips and gets back to his feet for a second suplex, then a third! Niles is in trouble. Capellan climbs to the top rope and steadies himself and hits a 360 inverted corkscrew!! 1,2 Johnny and AA hit the ring with chairs!!!!NO NOT LIKE THIS! Johnny and AA take turns slamming chairs across Cap’s back. We cut to the back where wCw are still chasing a masked team, huh? Some backstage assistants stop them and explain what is going on and Wilder and Westgaard rush to the ring. When they get there Niles and TCH have Cap on his feet and are taking turns dropping him with clubbing shots to the face. WCW get to the ring and the brawl breaks out, all six men fight tooth and nail. This one is out of control
WINNER – No Contest in 33:31
The referee and officials and GM the Rick confab for a moment while the six men brawl around ringside, and finally the announcement is made:
GM the Rick has decided that since a title cannot change hands or be decided on a disqualification or a no contest, the OOWF Intercontinental title will remain vacant until further notice.With this Niles stops for a moment to bitch to GM the Rick, but he eats a spin kick from Capellan and the fight continues to the back.
CHRIS COLE vs. SRIRAM – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchSriram comes to the ring with little fan fare. The fans give him a nice ovation and he climbs into the ring and waits in the corner with a look of determination on his face. Now it is time for his not so humble opponent. A lone spotlight focuses at the top of the ramp and Master of Puppets starts up Chris Cole comes from behind the curtain to a chorus of boos that has not been heard in the OOWF in a loooooong time, if ever. Cole pauses at the top of the ramp to soak in the boos, he slowly takes off the OOWF title and holds it above his head driving the crowd into even more of a frenzy. Cole starts down the ramp, them pauses about halfway, looks like he has had an epiphany and turns to the back and nods. Master of Puppets stops and….You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling starts. Ouch. Cole gets to one knee and pretends to sing to the crowd. At this point security comes out from the back and keeps people from hopping the barricade. Cole makes his way to the ring, finally, and poses on the top rope and nearly gets hit with a soda bottle. The ref orders him down and demands that we get started before this place riots. Glaw calls both men into the center of the ring, Cole cockily hands over the title and glares at Sriram, when Sriram glances at the title, Cole slaps him across the face and clearly says MY TITLE. Sriram attacks, taking Cole to the mat with a double leg take down and pummels him with forearms to the side of the head. Cole reverses it and tries to throw a punch to Sriram, but Sriram grabs his arm and quick as a flash Cole is face down on the mat and Sriram has him trapped in a hammer lock. Cole makes it close enough to the ropes to drapes his foot across the bottom rope and force the break. Sriram holds on until the four count then releases Cole. Cole gets to his feet and charges at Sriram but Sriram catches him and hits a release belly to belly suplex that sends Cole across the ring to the floor. Cole hits the floor hard and the crowd goes nuts. Sriram makes his way to the ropes and grabs Cole by the hair to bring him back into the ring, but as he leans out, Cole slams a garbage can lid right to the top of Sriram’s head. Evidently the referee did not see it because there was no disqualification. Cole slides back into the ring and puts the boots to Sriram. A quick cover only gets a two count. Cole pulls Sriram to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a brutal spine buster, then pulls him to his feet and hits a side Russian leg sweep. Cole climbs to the second rope and leaps going for an axe handle, but Sriram gets a boot up, Cole, the ever wily veteran caches Sriram’s boot, pushes it aside and drops an elbow right to Sriram’s sternum. Another cover gets a two count. Cole pulls Sriram up and lifts him for a vertical suplex, holds him up three for a bit, then drops him stomach first across the top rope, hits the far ropes and nails Sriram with a knee lift that sends him out of the ring to the floor. Cole follows Sriram to the floor and slams his head on the apron. Sriram staggers and Cole nails him with a high knee to the back that sends Sriram face first into the ring post. Cole pursues Sriram and pulls him to his feet and lifts him for a vertical suplex, but Sriram slips out of it and lands behind Sriram on the floor and lifts him and lands a perfect Angle Slam on the concrete. Sriram rolls Cole back into the ring and covers him and gets a two count. Sriram pulls Cole to his feet, sends him to the ropes and hits a beautiful belly to belly suplex for two. Both men back to their feet, Sriram whips Cole into the corner and tries to follow him in but Cole catches a charging Sriram with a boot to the side of the face, as Sriram staggers, Cole scoops him up and hits a quick HEADLINER! Cole covers, but Sriram gets his foot on the bottom rope before the three count. Cole grabs Sriram’s legs and pulls him to the center of the ring, grabs his legs and locks on the raised up cloverleaf! Sriram clenches his teeth in pain, but will not submit. Sriram fights through the pain and slowly starts turning himself a little bit, he gets Cole to stagger forward just a little and it becomes a standard cloverleaf, which still hurts like hell Sriram grabs Cole’s legs and repositions them, then begins trying to fight out of the move. A few times Sriram appears close to tapping but he does not. With one final burst of energy, Sriram rises up, Cole falls to the mat, Sriram grabs Cole’s legs and in one amazingly fluid motion locks on the CITIZEN ERASED!!! They are in the center of the ring! Cole has no escape, he looks to the ropes, too far away, he tries to grab the referee, but Glaw slips away, Cole has a look of wild desperation in his eyes, he raises his arm to tap, desperate, will he submit the world title away? How long can he hold on??? WHAM! Altrageous hits the ring and slams the Trik’d Owt Tytle right into the back of Sriram’s head, the referee calls for the immediate disqualification.
WINNER in 29:47 by disqualification - Sriram
The crowd is NOT pleased with the non finish. They boo and litter the ring with debris. Altrageous pulls Sriram to his feet, sends him to the ropes and catches him with the Spinal Contusion! He is about to lock on the Prag, when Concrete TG hits the ring and takes Altrageous out with an elbow to the back of the head, Cole tries to attack Crete, but Crete catches him with a back body drop, and now Sriram is on his feet, they are about to double team Cole when Firechild makes it to the ring and gives 3Piece Set the advantage. Now the donnybrook is on! Seraph hits the ring looking to settle an old score with the Set as well, this brings Thim and KZ to the ring, Jack gets a good shot in on Crete for old time sake, and Seraph has Firechild trapped in the corner and is blistering him with chops. Seeing kz in the ring brings out a heavily bandages Stank and a still woozy Josh O’Neal and those four men square off. Outside the ring, tables are destroyed and the fight moves into the crowd. The Team From Down Under come out and get involved in the kz-D&D fight, inside the ring, Thim has Seraph trapped in a choke hold and he is being cheered on by 3PS, this brings wCw into the ring to even the odds again, well almost, Capellan gets about half way down the ramp and spots Niles Anderson on his way so they brawl. The Chickenshit Heels help Niles for a moment, but then they are blindsided by Nayr and Fly, the brawl escalates out of control and soon the fans are throwing garbage and chairs into the ring. Ax comes out from the back and attacks Nayr and throws him into the audience and follows him into the fracas. By now, security has given up, there are brawls everywhere, in the ring, around the ring, in the crowd, backstage, this place has erupted! Security fails to gain control, so the local Donny Brook police are called in, it is quickly evident that they are hopelessly overwhelmed and resort to firing teargas into the fighting wrestlers and crowd.
The screen fades to black as we hear more tear gas being fired, and the sound of chairs slamming on people, tables breaking and cries of pain, and screams of anger.
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