<Sorry guys, this was supposed to be posted last night, but I had a 10 hour car ride from NC and had been up since 4:30am, and I just fell asleep. MM will be posted tonight! Enjoy>
OOWF D-Day PPV!
June 06, 2006
Live! From Standing Rock, South Dakota
<Cut to the Rick's office, where he is pouring himself another shot of whiskey. There's a knock at the door.>
GMtR: Who the hell is it?
The door opens and a burly man in an ill-fitting suit enters.
BMinIFS: You in charge here?
GMtR: Yes I am, now who the hell are you?
The man flips open a badge.
BMinIFS: Detective Albright. I'm here about a police matter.
GMtR: Adrenaline and Capps -
BMinIFS: Who?
GMtR: Never mind. What's this about? AX-MAN vs. JOSH O’NEALThis is a rematch from May 10th when Ax injured Josh O’Neal’s knee. To his credit, Josh did not miss any action, but you know he is eager to get some revenge. Josh enters the ring first, all business as usual. Josh is still sporting some stitches from his barbed wire encounter with kz. Ax man comes to the ring next, he slowly makes his way to the ring and watches Josh pace back and forth, no doubt checking to see if Josh is still limping at all. Of course we all remember that Josh suffered a concussion at the last event after catching a knee to the head from Jim Jones resulting in a nasty spill to the arena floor. Ax tries to get into the ring, but Josh charges each time forcing Ax to jump off the apron. Finally Ax yells at referee Angel Barros to keep Josh back so he can get in the ring. As soon as Josh gets pushed back, Ax climbs into the ring. Josh pushes Barros aside and goes right after Ax, stunning him with punches to the face, Ax gets some separation with a knee to the midsection, then tries a whip to the ropes, but Josh reverses the whip, hold on, pulls Ax back and nearly decapitates him with a short arm clothesline that sends Ax to the floor. Josh follows him to the outside of the ring and grabs AX but the throat and lifts him off his feet and throws him against the ring post. Ax slumps down the post and is sitting next to the steps. Josh gets a running start and all we hear is BOOOOOM as Ax’s head is kicked into the steel steps. Josh pulls Ax up to his feet and rolls him under the bottom rope. Josh covers and gets a two count, somehow Ax was able to roll his shoulder. Josh pulls Ax to his feet, scoops him up and drops him across his knee. Another cover only gets a one count. Josh pulls Ax up again, puts his head between Ax legs and lifts him for an Alabama Slam, only instead of slamming him to the mat, he slams Ax into the corner. Ax hits the turnbuckles hard, staggers out, and walks right into a choke slam. Another cover gets yet another two count. Ax bails under the bottom ropes to catch his breath. Once again Josh follows him to the outside. Josh presses his attack, bouncing Ax head off of the ring post and apron, O’Neal tries a whip into the ring post, but Ax reverses it and sends JO into the steel. Ax rolls inside the ring and demands that the referee start making the ten count. At seven, Josh is on the apron, Ax grabs him and tries to suplex him in, but Josh grabs his head and guillotines him on the top rope. Ax springs back into the ring, Josh quickly climbs in, covers and hooks the leg , but can only get a two count. Josh is starting to show a little frustration now, he whips Ax into the corner and hesitates a moment before following him in, that gives Ax all the time he needs to get a boot up. The boot catches Josh right under the jaw and rocks his head back. Josh falls to the mat, but slowly starts getting up, as soon as he gets to his feet, Ax hits the ropes behind him and NAILS Josh with a clothesline to the back to the head. Josh hits the mat, and appears to be out cold. Ax takes his time rolling Josh over, makes the cover, but only gets a two count. Unfazed, Ax pulls Josh to his feet and sends him to the ropes, catches him on the rebound, and hot shots him on the top rope, rocking O’Neal’s head back and slamming his head off the canvas. Remember this is a man who suffered a concussion just over a week ago, he probably shouldn’t even be wrestling. Ax pulls Josh to his feet and hauls him up in a vertical suplex, and showing a surprising amount of strength, holds him up there for a considerable amount of time, then falls straight down, BRAIN BUSTER! Ax lands the move right on the back of O’Neal’s head, covers and once again only gets a two count. Ax pulls O’Neal to his feet, measures him, and hits a ghetto blaster, the Axe Effect to the back of the head. Josh’s eyes roll into the back of his head, and he slowly collapses and hits the mat, this one is over. Ax covers, hooks the leg and gets three.
WINNER in 15:55 Ax-Man
After the match, Josh gets to his feet, steadies himself, staggers a little bit, then heads to the back with the help of referee Barros.
ALTRAGEOUS (w/Sugar & Spice) vs. JIM JONESChris A... er, Altrageous makes his grand entrance, Sugar and Spice flanking him on either side, while wearing the Trik*d Owt Tytle belt. What a low down son of a bitch! Altrageous jaws with some ringside fans, dangling the belt over the ropes, as Jones makes his way to the ring, carrying some sort of document. Jones grabs a microphone from the timekeeper and steps into the ring.
Jones: Mr. Altrageous, I don't mean to rain on your little parade here, but in my hands here is a signed paper from OOWF figurehead Jack Tunney Jr. Mr. Tunney has informed me that neither Sugar or Spice have manager's licenses, and therefore must go back to the locker room before our match begins. So, referee, if you will...
Altrageous: It ain't gotta be all that, Jones. I've got a better idea. You don't need another loss on your young resume, and I got better things to do than kick your ass from pillar to post, so why don't we just call this match off?
Jones: You are a fine competitor, Mr. Altrageous.
Jones offers a handshake, and Altrageous accepts it.. but then LEVELS Jones with the Trik*d Owt Tytle! The referee signals for the bell, as Alt and the ladies leave the ring without so much as acting as if they had planned on competing at all. Though the match never officially began, Altrageous is disqualified.
WINNER by DQ in 0:00: JIM JONES
UNDERDAWG vs. KANE EYNE – Ultimate Hell MatchStandard steel cage, surrounded by a Hell in the Cell cage. On top of the Cell sits another cage, loaded with weapons and whatnot, accessible only by two trap doors on opposite corners of the Cell ceiling. Can this match live up to its predecessor?
Thankfully, we don't have rottweilers patrolling the area between the ring and the Cell. UD goes batshit on KE to open things up. From one side of the cage to another. Big clothesline for UD. Dawg ties him up in the ropes and just opens up on him with a flurry of punches. Referee Mel Creech, with the unenviable task of this bout, frees KE, and Kane gets a big boot on a charge from UD. Now KE takes Dawg to the steel. Kane grabs the arm and looks for OBEDIENCE SCHOOL~! But Dawg blocks by crotching KE on the top rope. UD climbs up with him and they slug it out. Dawg grabs KE by the ear and climbs over to the other side of the cage. But Kane slams his head into the support beam at the top, then SUPERPLEXES OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE~! Big pop for that. Seeay begins shouting orders from outside as both guys are out. Then, both guys sit up at the exact same time! But KE seems to be in better shape and pounds away at UD. To the ropes, but Kane puts his head down and UD gets a big DDT. UD up and waits on his brother... DAWGMISSION~! Kane breaks it though by driving UD back first into the middle bar of the cage. And again. And again. A fourth time breaks the hold for real. Kane then grabs UD and slings him as hard as he can into the cage, then picks him up on his shoulder and charges toward the cage, driving Dawg's head into the steel and the cage BREAKS AWAY! Both guys tumble awkwardly to the floor, but Kane is back up on the assault. To the post, then the steel. But Dawg blocks a trip to the cage and sends KE there instead. UD sends KE to the stairs hard, and begins the ascent up the side of the cage to reach the top of the cage. Kane makes his way over and climbs behind, but Dawg kicks him down. Seeay yells at Kane to get up, and KE follows suit, opting to tear the Cell door off the hinges and climb up that way. UD gets thru the door and onto the top of the Cell. Dawg enters the standard cage on top and grabs a chair. Kane reaches the top of the cage, but UD slams the chair on his hand, and KE hangs on by his other hand. UD tries again, manages to knock the chair aside, pull himself up far enough to trip up UD. KE makes it to the top and they slug it out into the cage on top. Kane slams Dawg into the steel, and then hits UD on the rebound with a kendo stick. KE beats him down with the stick, then finds a padlock and chain and locks the cage door. Kane beats on Dawg with all sorts of weapons as Mel Creech has to climb OVER the top of the cage to get in. Cover gets two. Kane nails UD with a chair and signals for the end. FIREPLUG DRIVER ON THE CHAIR~! It's over. But Dawg immediately sits up and no-sells it! KE grabs a fire extinguisher and swings, but UD ducks and choke slams Kane on top of the Cell, causing one panel to begin to tear away. Seeay is in shock, and begins climbing the Cell, all 300 pounds of him. UD sees Seeay coming up, so he climbs over the cage to be ready to meet him. Seeay gets to the top, and UD is waiting for him on the other side of the cage. Seeay gets to his feet, but Dawg is behind him. UD waits for Seeay to turn around, and sets up for the LAST RIDE~! But Kane is out of the cage somehow and hits him with a low blow! Seeay yells down to the announce table to "play the tape," and the videotape begins to play on the Onslaughtron. We see a back porch and hear dogs barking, but then the video cuts to a shot of Johnny Adrenaline and Attitude Adjuster passed out in the hot tub. Then the shot cuts to Espy Seeay eating a sandwich at Flair's. Then the shot cuts to a headshot if UD: "You think it was gonna be that easy, boy?" Seeay yells to cut the tape, and then orders Kane to toss his brother off the top of the Cell. Kane looks down at UD, then back to Seeay. Seeay SCREAMS at KE, "THROW THAT LOUSY PIECE OF SHIT STRAIGHT TO HELL!" Kane pulls UD up and grabs him for a choke slam... but lets loose of the hold. Seeay is pissed, yells at Kane again and SLAPS HIM! Kane grabs Seeay by the throat instead, Dawg gets up, and it's a DOUBLE CHOKESLAM OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE~!!!!!! Espy Seeay is dead. Literally. Dawg and Kane look at each other and slug it out again. Back into the cage they go and UD sprays KE down with the extinguisher, and it's a FIREPLUG DRIVER THROUGH THE CAGE TO THE MAT~! Kane Eyne is also dead. Dawg crawls over and makes the academic three count.
WINNER at 17:56: UNDERDAWG
<We cut to the back and we see kz, the Devil’s and Thim Reynolds heading to the ring, a confident look on their face. The camera quickly cuts to Seraph, The Team From Down Under and Stank, they appear to be arguing about something…
OBJ: I thought you said he would be here Stank, where the hell is he?
Sta: How the hell should I know? I am not his keeper. Beside, what I hear is that YOU two were the ones that messed him up!
GB: US? You must be as stupid as you are bad smelling. Why the hell would WE attack Lock before the most brutal match of our career?
OBJ: It would be suicide to get into the cage with those animals down 5-4
Sta: Uh huh, maybe you have no intention of getting in the cage at all…
OBJ: WHAT? What are you saying Stank? You don’t trust us?
WBK: Gentlemen, I just got word, we are up, we have to head out there now.
GB: You better figure something out in a hurry Stank
<The Team From Down Under walk away still bickering, Seraph remains behind for a moment, expressionless, still taking in what he is about to get himself into. As he is about to leave, a pair of masked men attack from behind with lead pipes and club Seraph to the ground. They attack swiftly and brutally, and in a matter of moments Seraph is a bloody unconscious mess.>KZ, THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE & THIM REYNOLDS vs. DRINK & DESTROY, THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER & SERAPH – War Games/The Match BeyondReferee Mel Creech goes over the rules, they are quite simple, each team will send in a man to start and they will be in the barbed wire cage for five minutes. After that five minute interval, each team will alternate sending a man in. The team that wins the coin toss will have the advantage, in this cast, kz, the Devil’s Brigade and Thim Reynolds won the coin toss. After all men on both teams are in the ring, it becomes the Match Beyond, one fall to a finish.
It looks like Tommy O’Neil and Outback Jack will start this one off Tommy attacks Jack as he gets into the cage. Tommy rakes Jack’s eyes and immediately throws him face first into the cage, Jack gets his hands up to absorb the blunt of the blow, but comes off with gashes in his forearms. As he rebounds off the cage, Tommy levels him with a clothesline to the side of the head. Tommy mounts Jack and hammers him in the side of the head, Jack has had about enough of that and he reverses positions and catches Tommy with a forearm across the face that leaves his nose bloody. Jack gets to his feet and sends Tommy to the ropes then catches him by the throat, lifts him in the air, and runs him back first into the barbed wire cage. Tommy gruesomely sticks to the cage for a second then falls off to the mat, bloody welts covering his back. Jack pulls Tommy to his feet again and sends him to the ropes, and elevates him as he rebounds, sending Tommy’s back into the top of the cage, leaving more gashes on his back. Tommy hits the mat, then hits his knees yelling in pain, Jack shuts him up with a stiff kick to the jaw. Jack pulls Tommy up and backs him into the corner and climbs up and starts hammering Tommy’s head. Tommy catches Jack, takes a few steps out of the corner, turns, and falls backward, Jack’s face rakes down the front of the cage! The crowd bursts into a HOLY SHIT! Chant, when Jack finally gets up, there are several long gashes down his chest and the side of his neck. Blood is spurting out, within seconds Jack is a horrible mess of blood.
Things are about to get worse for Jack, the bell rings and Team kz,TDB,TR get another man in the ring for two minutes. LD Williams makes his way into the ring and immediately pulls Jack to his feet, measures him and drops him with a straight right to the jaw. LDW whips Jack to the ropes, and Tommy blindsides him with a Wicked Left to the jaw that rocks Jack’s head, before he can fall to the mat, LDW kicks him low and plants him with a DDT. Jack is in serious trouble. Tommy and Williams pull Jack to his feet and rake his face across the cage. Jack falls back to the canvas bleeding profusely, he needs help in the worst way. Tommy grabs Jack’s legs, drops a knee to the groin, then locks on the Gaelic cloverleaf. While Jack is trapped, LDW hits the ropes several times and drops a knee across the back of Jack’s head. Tommy breaks the hold, Jack’s body goes limp, and LDW pounces on him and locks on the STF, grinding it in. Meanwhile Tommy casually stands around and kicks Jack in the mouth and taunts the other team. Finally the bell rings and The Aussies, Drink and Destroy and Seraph get a man in to save Jack
GatorBait nearly tears the door off of the cage coming in to save his partner, and he explodes like a house on fire Tommy charges at Gator and tries a clothesline, but Gator ducks the move and throws Tommy into the cage face first. Gator continues on and kicks LDW in the side of the head with a bog boot to get him off of Jack. Gator kicks LDW in the mid section then hits the ropes and takes him down with a swinging neck breaker. Gator then spies Tommy pulling himself to his feet in the corner and gets a running start, leaps and catches Tommy in the side of the head with a knee that dazes TO. Gator pulls Tommy up and nails him with an Alabama Slam then goes over to Williams who is just getting to his feet. As Williams stands up, Gator kicks him low and when Williams catches Gator’s boot, Gator turns it into an Enzuguri that sends Williams face first into the cage. By now OBJ is back to his feet, and he grabs Williams by the back of the head and repeatedly rams him face first into the cage. Gator goes back over to Tommy and pulls him up and sets him up for the CHOMP! But before he can hit it, the timer goes off and kz, The Devil’s and Thim get another man in
A fresh Moosehead Jack hits the ring and immediately takes Gator off his feet with a spear. Gator drops Tommy and Jack is on him pounding away. Jack gets to his feet and charges across the ring and grabs OBJ by the eyes, raking his eyes and opening the gashes on his forehead. Jack spins Gator around and then spins himself and catches OBJ with a chop to the neck that sends OBJ staggering back into the waiting arms of a bloody LD Williams who grabs OBJ and delivers a reverse suplex that sends OBJ upside down and chest first into the barbed wire cage! Jack falls down the cage tearing bits of flesh on the way and landing in a bloody heap on the canvas. Tommy, Jack and Williams now stalk Gator who has wisely backed into a corner and assumed a defensive position. Gator pulls a strand of barbed wire off the cage and wraps it around his fist, as Moose charges in, Gator catches him wit ha swipe across the forehead that leaves a nasty gash. Soon Jack is bleeding, but Gator cannot escape the rush and LDW and Tommy put the boots to him in the corner until Gator is on the mat. They pull him to his feet and Jack takes the strand of barbed wire and wraps it around Gator’s head and kicks him, driving the barbs deep into his skull.
The buzzer goes off and The Aussies, Drink & Destroy and Seraph get to send someone in. There is a bit of confusion on the outside, Wally and Stank are arguing, Capslock is nowhere to be found, and they just now notice that Seraph is missing as well. Meanwhile, while they decide what to do next, Tommy has OBJ on his feet and is peppering him with shots to the face, Jack and Williams are taking turns DDTing Gator on the barbs. Finally Stank motions to the back and Josh O’Neal sprints to the ring and jumps right into the cage. O’Neal immediately goes after Tommy O’Neil and throws him face first into the cage. LD Williams charges next and eats a spine buster for his effort, then gets send face first into the cage as well. Jack is up next and tries a clothesline, but JO ducks the attempt and lifts Jack for an Obliterator and sends him into the cage hard. Jack gets tangled in the cage and barbs and shreds himself trying to get up. O’Neal adds to his misery with some stiff kicks to the face that send the back of Jack’s head into the cage. LD Williams makes the save clubbing Josh in the back of the head. Williams attempts to whip Josh across the ring, but O’Neal reverses it and sends Williams, when Williams gets to the middle of the ring, he gets cut in half with the Call of the Wild!
The timer goes off again and it is the kz, devil’s Thim sides turn to send someone in. Thim Reynolds comes on and grabs O’Neal from behind and drops him with a lung blower. Thim gets to his feet and grabs a Gator and power slams him to the mat. Thim gets back to his feet and OBJ catches him wit ha knee to the mid section, and then sends him to the cage face first. But once again the numbers games is just too much Jack finally frees himself from the cage and goes nuts, he mounts O’Neal and pummels him with punches to the face, LD Williams adds to the misery with a well placed kick to the groin. Jack gets off of O’Neal and LD Williams pulls him up and pile drives him. Thim puts Gator in an abdominal stretch and tries to break his ribs while Tommy breaks off another piece of barbed wire and wraps it around his fist and takes shots at the helpless Gator’s face. Thim is the only one NOT bleeding so far, a hideously bloody Moosehead Jack finds an equally bloody OBJ and nails him with a low blow, then hits a heart punch and locks him in the jiendo!
The timer goes off and we are down to Stank on the Aussie, Drink & Destroy, Seraph side, he looks around, then gets a look of pure fury on his face and heads into the cage. Stank gets in the ring and just explodes. Stank grabs Jack by the hair and pulls him off of OBJ and throws Jack hard into the cage, and catches him on the rebound with a STANK-U! Tommy O’Neal charges and eats a clothesline, Thim breaks his hold on Gator and charges at Stank and the two big men exchange shots in the middle of the ring. Gator gets to his feet and frees O’Neal from Williams onslaught and they take turns bouncing Williams head off the cage. Outback Jack grabs Moose and backs him into the corner and kicks him low then stomps a mud hole in OBJ. Thim rakes Stank’s eyes and hits the ropes and tries a clothesline but Stank recovers in time and ducks and catches Thim, presses him, and throws him into the side of the cage. Thim gets tangled in the barbs as he falls and now, Stank is the only one not bleeding in this match. Stank looks around the ring and gets chop blocked by a bloody Tommy O’Neal, as Stank hits the canvas, Tommy tries to get a Wicked Left in but Stank gets his arm up just in time and kicks Tommy in the gut sending him across the ring.
The timer goes off again and the last man for team kz, Devils and Thim, Harper Camby comes into the ring. He immediately attacks Stank from behind and, no, he can’t possibly, he picks Stank up and POWERBOMBS him in the center of the ring. The Devil’s Brigade then go on a tear and attack O’Neal and Gator, Camby backs Josh into the corner and hammers him with stiff shots to the chest, then whips him to the opposite corner and follows him with a crushing clothesline. LD Williams staggers out of the corner, blood pouring from his head, sees Stank on the canvas, and immediately falls on him and locks on the STF, grating at Stank’s forehead, Tommy walks by and hammers Stank in the face with that barbed wire fist and draws blood. Tommy and Thim pull OBJ off of MHJ and Thim throws Jack to the mat and tries to lock on the Adjustment, but OBJ fights it with everything he has, which is not much. Josh O’Neal reverses Camby in the corner and manages to rake his face into the wire, but Camby mule kicks him and stops that real quick. Kz, the Devil’s and Thim have the 5 on 4 advantage for the moment, then the timer goes off and it is time for the Aussie, Drink & Destroy and Seraph’s last man.
Only problem is this, Seraph is nowhere to be found. The ref confers with the announcer and they decide that Seraph has the full two minutes to show up. Meanwhile, inside the ring, Harper Camby is raking Josh O’Neal’s face on the wire, Moose is on his feet and he and LD Williams have Stank trapped in the ropes, LD Williams is pummeling Stank’s head with shots of barbed wire while Jack keeps hitting heart punches. Tommy is backed into the corner by OBJ and Jack is repeatedly ramming his shoulder into Tommy’s mid section, until Tommy stops that with a knee lift. Meanwhile Thim and GatorBait are battling along the ropes, both men trying to keep the other from sending them face first into the wire. Tommy runs over and blind sides Gator sending him staggering into the corner, Thim leaves and pulls a hideously bloody OBJ to his feet and hits a half Nelson suplex that sends Jack to the mat. Meanwhile Tommy catches a Gator Bait boot to the face, and before he can react, Gator levels Tommy with the CHOMP! TOMMY IS DEAD! Gator gets to his feet and Harper Camby leaves Josh and charges over and nearly cuts Gator in half with a spear
The announcer cuts in and announces that War Games is now over, and the Match Beyond can begin! The Team From Down Under, Drink & Destroy and Seraph look like they will be at the 5 on 4 disadvantage since Seraph is still nowhere to be found. Now, pin falls and submissions count. The brawl continues out of control. The nine men in the ring are beginning to slow from loss of blood as we approach twenty five minutes. Moosehead Jack and Outback Jack appear to be the bloodiest, but that is up for debate. Stank finally frees himself from the ropes, elbows MHJ in the face and grabs LDW by the throat and plants him with a choke slam. Stank then climbs to the second rope and nails a splash, and demands that the referee count, but before he can get to two, Harper Camby drops an elbow across the back of his head breaking it up. Tommy O’Neil is finally pulling himself to his feet in the corner, Josh O’Neal charges into the corner trying a clothesline, but Tommy gets a boot up at the last second and Josh eats leather, as he staggers backward, Thim takes him to the mat and locks on the adjustment. As Thim applies the hold, he can’t see what is going on, the Jack, LDW, Tommy and Harper slowly get to their feet, each having temporarily put their opponent down, as they get to their feet, they turn and look, coming down the ramp, bleeding heavily from a gash on the head, we see Seraph. As the blood flows down the Prophet’s head, he ahs a look of calm serenity and burning rage on his face. He walks stoically to the ring and stands in front of the cage. Since this is the Match Beyond, the door has been locked, there is no escape. Jack, Williams, O’Neal and Camby realize this and taunt Seraph. Seraph calmly looks around, then back to them, the lights flicker for a moment, then go out for a few seconds. When they come back on, Seraph is standing in the center of the ring. The four attack, but Seraph is not going to be denied. Moose flies head first into the cage, Tommy eats a super kick, Camby gets hot shotted on the cage and top rope and Williams gets dropped with a hang man’s neck breaker. In all the confusion, Thim does not get Josh to submit, so he releases the hold and gets to his feet, as he turns around, he comes face to face with Seraph. A look of fear briefly crosses Thim’s face, he charges Seraph, but Seraph sidesteps and sends Thim to the cage, as Thim rebounds, Seraph OBLITERATES him with the Propitation! Seraph stands over his fallen foe, looks at him for a moment, then the lights flicker again, go out, and when they come back on, Seraph is gone! Outback Jack staggers over to Thim, falls on him and gets the merciful three count, ending this blood bath.
WINNERS in 33:49 – The Team From Down Under, Stank, Josh O’Neal and Seraph
UNCLE ENTITY vs. CONCRETE TG vs. FLY vs. NAYR vs. ERIC O’MAC – 6-Ring Ultimate X Match for the OOWF Onslaught ChampionshipThe OOWF has “borrowed” a six sided ring from TNA to house the first ever Ultimate X match for the OOWF Onslaught Championship! The rules are very simple, suspended 15 feet above the ring where two wires cross is the onslaught championship belt, the first man to climb up there and pull the belt down is the new champion. All five men are introduced and the bell sounds, this one is underway! Entity and Concrete immediately begin exchanging shots in the center of the ring, Fly and Nayr, though tag partners, seem to come to a mutual understanding that tonight, it is every man for himself. Nayr pats Fly on the back and tells him to go get some of Entity and Crete, as soon as his back is turned, Nayr rushes to a corner and tries to climb up to the ropes, Fly rushes to the corner and pulls Nayr down and they begin to argue. Meanwhile Crete grabs Entity and whips him to the ropes and drops him with a drop kick. Crete then springs to his feet, rushes to a corner, gets his balance, runs along the top rope and leaps on Entity’s shoulders and snaps him over with a perfect hurracarana. While all this is going on, Eric has quietly climbed to the top rope and is slowly working his way across the cable to title. Fly and Nayr spot him and immediately stop bickering. They debate what to do for a second, then decide, Fly braces himself, Nayr hits the ropes, rebounds and plants his foot on Fly, Fly flips him backward up into the air, where Nayr nails EOM as he creeps across the wire with a perfect Pele kick to the side of the head. EOM wobbles for a moment, then lets go and falls to the mat. Meahwhile Crete has made his way to the ropes and is now climbing across. Crete is hanging on the rope, just inches from the title, from beneath him Nayr grabs his legs and tries to pull him free, but Concrete holds on for dear life. Nayr fights the pulls by Nayr, until he happens to look up and sees Fly leap off the corner and SPEAR Crete! As Fly hits Crete, Crete lets go, and Nayr power bombs him! Crete might be dead! Fly is down as well! Nayr turns around and eats a spinning heel kick from Uncle Entity. Crete slowly rolls out of the ring and rummages under the apron, he brings out…. IT’S LADDER!!! This is not a typical Onslaught Rules match, so Ladder is allowed in this one. Crete slides LADDER into the ring and climbs in. Nayr, Fly, Eric and Entity all charge at Crete, but Crete pulls a Terry Funk and puts the ladder around his neck and starts spinning and takes everyone out. Unfortunately for Crete, he spun a few times too many and is woozy and falls over. All five men are down on the mat, and the referee starts the ten count. Entity gets to his feet first and sets up LADDER and starts to climb the side. Nayr comes to first and he starts climbing the opposite side. They meet at the top and start exchanging blows. Nayr gets the better of the exchange when he bounces Entity’s head off the top of the ladder. In one swift motion, Nayr leaps over the top of the ladder and sunset flip power bombs Entity off of the ladder! Both men hit the canvas hard. Crete gets back to his feet and starts climbing the ladder toward the title. Eric gets to his feet and leaps to the corner and starts on the wire. Fly is up, and he looks at both of them and starts on the opposite wire. Nayr and Entity recover and each of them are now crawling across the wire. The five men meet in the center of the ring and now the fight really starts. Eric hooks his legs over the top of the wire and hangs upside down, trying to push the Ladder over. Eric gives it a shove and the Ladder topples to the mat, but Crete grabs hold of Entity. As Entity struggles to hold on, Nayr goes for the title, but Fly swings around, straddles the rope and slides down Nayr’s back and powerbombs him off the wires! HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT! Fly and Nayr are out of it. Crete is still holding on to Entity and Entity is desperately hanging onto the rope and inching his way closer to the title. Eric looks around and then reaches up into his boot and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles. Eric slips them on, takes careful aim and hammers Entity right in the temple. Entity immediately goes weak and falls from the wire, taking Crete with him. Eric sits up, scoots a few more inches, grabs the title and leaps to the canvas! We have a winner!
WINNER in 17:14 and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion – Eric O’Mac
WCW vs. THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS & NILES ANDERSON – Ladder Match for the OOWF World Tag Team and Intercontinental TitlesFirst team to obtain all three titles are declared winners and champions; Westgaard and Wilder and TCH for the tag team titles, Capellan and Niles for the IC Title, no matter which participant captures the belts. Capellan finds Anderson right off the bat and they brawl to the floor. Westgaard and Wilder beat on Adrenaline and Capps in the ring, clothes lining Johnny to the floor, then getting a drop toehold/leg drop combo on AA. Cap takes Niles into the crowd with a heptoses, but Johnny's around to fight with Capellan. Double team goodness inside as wCw hits a Powerplex, only with Tommy hitting a senton bomb instead of a splash. Johnny drops Cap on the guardrail, but Wilder springboards out with a dropkick to take JA down, too. CROSSCHECK for AA, but Capps pulls himself out to the floor. Baseball slide connects though, and JWW is out to pound on AA. But Niles is back and takes down Westgaard. Double team beat down there. Meanwhile, Capellan and Tommy are kicking the crap out of Adrenaline. They drag Johnny to the aisle where the primary ladder is standing, and suplex JA into the ladder, and Johnny lands on his head. Back in the ring, AA leaves Niles with Westgaard, but JWW tackles Anderson down. AA puts his nose in wCw business on the floor and gets sent to the rail for punishment. Cap grabs the ladder, but Johnny gets a low blow and the ladder falls free. Tommy kicks JA in the back of the head however, and TW picks up the ladder. Wilder puts it under his arm and tries to run with it to the ring, but AA grabs the back of it and Tommy falls on his face. AA with the ladder now and slams it into Capellan one time. It's AA that gets the ladder to ringside, but now Wilder's up and dropkicks AA from behind, knocking him into the ladder. Tommy grabs the ladder and sets it up on the floor, but before he can do anything with it, Johnny throws the ring steps at the ladder, and the steps AND the ladder crash onto Wilder. Johnny grabs the ladder and slides it halfway in, steps in, bends down to pick up the ladder, but Capellan grabs the other end and seesaws it into Johnny's face. Niles kicks the ladder into Capellan, but turns around into a power slam from JWW. AA and JWW fight over the ladder, and Westgaard just lets it go, and AA flies back into the corner. JWW with an avalanche onto the ladder, hurting himself, but AA even more so. Capps flops down, and Westgaard hits Niles with the ICE AUGER~! Wilder slides the ladder back in, and JWW sets it up. Westgaard climbs a few steps, but Johnny rushes the ladder and knocks him off. Tommy back in and gets a hurricanrana on Adrenaline, but gets hotshotted on a charge. Then Capellan takes Johnny's head off with the DRAGON KICK~! Cap has a shot now. One, two, three rungs... but AA gets him for an Electric Chair, then dumps him forward over the top to the floor. AA looks at the ladder, then up at the belts, puts one foot on the ladder... then pulls Niles up and tells NA to go get the belts. Anderson shakes the cobwebs and begins to climb. Meanwhile, Wilder is going to the top. AA over to cut him off, but Tommy jumps over Capps and dropkicks Niles off the ladder! The ladder however, falls right back to AA, and Capps sets it back up. AA starts to climb, but gets three rungs up and comes back down, not sure of the sturdiness of the thing. AA folds the ladder back up and looks to do some damage, but before he can do anything... CROSSCHECK~! AA eats ladder and goes flying out of the ring! JWW now takes a stab at it, but Johnny gets another ladder from beneath the ring, comes in with it and wallops Westgaard. Johnny pounds JWW down with it and sets it in the corner. Johnny climbs, but now Capellan is back in and he climbs the other side. Johnny is a few steps ahead and reaches for the gold. Another step and Johnny touches one of the belts, but Capellan punches him in the gut. Slug out on the ladder, and Cap is getting the better of it. Capellan slams Johnny's face into the ladder and gets another step. Cap grabs the belts... but Niles tips the ladder over and Cap takes another wild bump to the floor, and Johnny gets tangled in the ropes. Wilder tackles Niles down and they slug it out on the mat, and Niles uses the size advantage to take command. Niles stomps away and catapults Tommy into the ladder in the corner... but Wilder lands on his feet, climbs the ladder and back flips off onto Anderson! Tommy with a go at the belts, but AA grabs his foot. Wilder kicks him away, and AA is forced to climb the ladder. The ladder holds somehow, and AA slaps on THE CLAW on top of the ladder! Capps shoves Wilder off to the mat and the belts are there for AA to take. Capps steps up, gets a hand on a belt, when Westgaard pops up and dumps the ladder over and AA crashes out to the floor! JWW grabs the ladder and takes down Johnny again. Westgaard goes up, but Niles is back in with a low blow, and power bombs Westgaard down. Niles looks for Capellan, but settles for Wilder instead. STEED-DT~! Niles opens the ladder on the mat and places Tommy's leg in the ladder. Niles climbs to the second rope, but before NA can leap off, Capellan is up on the apron and shoves Niles to the floor. Cap sets the ladder and begins to go up, but Johnny sets up the other ladder and goes up with him. Capellan DDT's JA off the ladder! Westgaard climbs but Niles slides in and tips the ladder over, and JWW gets crotched. Niles knees Cap from behind and knocks him to the floor. Niles climbs up and paws at the belts, but Tommy is up and climbs the other side of the ladder. Tommy and Niles slug it out on top of the ladder. Tommy reaches for the belt, but Niles clocks him in the jaw. Niles reaches again, but has to reach over Tommy to get them, and that allows Wilder to smack Niles. However, AA has the other ladder set beneath Niles' side of the ladder and hanging off the middle rope. Capps stands on the ladder, causing the ladder in the ring to tip backwards. Tommy falls off the ladder and hits his head off the top rope. AA jumps off the ladder, and the main ladder falls back down, Niles still on it. Anderson climbs the next rung, reaches up and grabs the belts to win the match and the titles!
WINNERS in 25:18 and STILL OOWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS and NEW OOWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION: THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS & NILES ANDERSON.
<wCw are in their locker room yelling and throwing stuff, seething with anger they barely notice the knock at the door. The Door opens and GM the Rick is standing with Detective Albright.>
GMtR: Sorry to interrupt, but the Detective's given me no choice. It seems the Donny Brook PD got an anonymous tip off about drugs in the OOWF. They've searched everyone's locker rooms and they found this -
The Rick holds up a small bag of white powder.
- in your bag, Capellan.
Cap: What? That's bullshit Rick and you know it. I would never -
Albright: Save it for the judge.
Cap: Rick?
GMtR (shoots the Detective an ill-tempered look): Detective Albright insists you accompany him to the station for questioning. In light of this, I'm forced to suspend you until this matter can be resolved by a full investigation.
Cap: What? That's crap, Rick -
Albright: Take him away, boys.
Several uniformed officers come down, handcuff Capellan, and escort him away. As they leave the locker room and head down the hall, they pass The Chickenshit Heels and Niles Anderson, Niles has his newly won Intercontinental title draped across his shoulder.
NA: Too bad Cap, you should really be more careful with where you leave your stash lying around.
<Cap pauses for a moment and slowly looks at Niles>
Cap: How did you know it was drugs Niles, no one mentioned that
NA:<slightly nervous> I’m just saying IF there were drugs found, you should be more careful with where you leave them
Cap: You unbelievable prick!!!
<The police start to lead Cap away and Niles yells after him>
NA: IT’S YOUR OWN FAULT CAPELLAN, YOU JUST DIDN’T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT!!! YOU DESERVE THIS!!!!CHRIS COLE vs. SRIRAM – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchSriram comes out first to the cheers of the crowd. He marches straight to the ring and stands ready. Cole comes out to his music again, this time though he has a much more serious look on his face, after having his title saved by Altrageous last time, I think he will be taking Sriram much more seriously this time around. Cole marches to the ring and he and Sriram for nose to nose, Cole is talking furiously, Sriram doesn’t say a word, he just glares at him, Cole slowly takes the title off and holds it right in front of Sriram’s face. Sriram still does not drop his stare. Cole becomes even more animated and tosses the world title to the mat, and now really gets angry, finally he slaps Sriram across the face. Sriram no sells it, and a broad smile breaks across his face. He back hands Cole across the kisser, then grabs him in a bear hug and throws him over his shoulder in a release belly to belly suplex! Cole bails out of the ring and tries to bait Sriram into following him, but Sriram holds his ground on the inside and waves for Cole to come back in and fight. Cole slides back under the ropes and as soon as he is on his feet he is met with some stiff kicks from Sriram to the chest, then to the side, Sriram finally finishes it off with an enzuguri that plants Cole face first on the mat. Sriram rolls him over and covers but only gets a one count. Sriram rolls Cole over on the mat and locks on a half nelson chin lock pulling back on Cole’s neck. Cole grimaces in pain, but will not submit. Cole fights to his feet, and backs Sriram into the corner, the referee calls for the clean break and it appears that Cole is going to give it to him, but as he is stepping away from Sriram he gives him a little mule kick to the mid section that doubles Sriram over in pain, then follows that up with an elbow to the back of the head. Cole whips Sriram to the ropes and follows him with a clothesline, Cole covers but Sriram kicks out before the referee can even make a one count. Cole grabs an arm wringer but Sriram gets to his feet and rolls through it once, a second time, and on the third time he pops up behind Cole, spins him around and blisters him wit ha chop. Cole with another kick, then he plants Sriram with a DDT. Cole floats over, but does not attempt a cover, instead he grabs Sriram’s arm and tries to lock on a fujiwara arm bar, Cole slams his leg across Sriram’s face several times, but Sriram keeps fighting it. Finally Cole stops trying and drops a knee across Sriram’s arm several times then pulls him to his feet and sends Sriram into the corner, Cole follows Sriram to the corner, monkey flips him out, Sriram lands on his feet, spins and charges at Cole, Cole drops to the mat and drop toe holds Sriram right into the second turn buckle, Sriram’s head snaps back and he falls to the mat dazed. Cole grabs Sriram’s leg and pulls him to the center of the ring and covers, hooking the leg, but Cole can still only get two. Cole pulls Sriram to a sitting position and kicks him in the back a few times, then tries to apply the Stump Puller, but Sriram grabs Cole’s leg s and pushes him forward, Cole falls to the mat, Sriram pounces and locks on the STF, grinding on Cole’s neck trying to get the submission, once again Cole will not give up, and he fights his way to the ropes and forces the break. Sriram pulls Cole to his feet and nails him in the jaw with a European uppercut, then sends him to the ropes, Sriram lowers his head a moment too soon and Cole catches him, lifts him, PILEDRIVER! Both men are down, Cole can’t make the immediate cover, by the time he lazily drapes his arm across Sriram’s shoulder, Sriram is able to kick out at two. Cole staggers to his feet, and heads to the corner and slowly climbs the ropes, Sriram gets to his feet and meets Cole in the corner, Sriram climbs to the top and grabs Cole, but Cole fights him off wit ha series of forearms and head buts, the last one sends Sriram crashing to the mat. Cole sits slumped on the top trying to get his bearings again, as soon as he starts to climb up, Sriram gets to his feet, runs to the corner, scales the ropes and throws Cole off the top rope with a belly to belly suplex! Cole sails through the air and hits the mat hard, his eyes bug and he gasps for breath, it appears he landed with his arm under his side, he might have cracked a rib. Sriram spots this and moves in for the kill, he holds up Cole’s arm and gives a couple of stiff kicks to the ribs that leave Cole yelling in pain. Sriram pulls Cole to his feet and lifts him for a gut wrench suplex, then drops him back across his knee, slamming him down on those injured ribs. Sriram covers, but Cole is able to get his foot on the ropes at two. Sriram pulls Cole to a sitting position and locks on a sitting abdominal stretch, stretching those injured ribs, for added pain, Sriram drives his elbow right in between Cole’s ribs, Cole screams in pain, the ref asks him if he wants to quit, but he will not give up. Cole fights through the pain, Sriram slowly lets Cole slump to the mat, then locks on the tazz mission, Cole is in deep trouble now, the more he fights, the tighter Sriram locks in the hold. Finally, just as it looks like he is going to lose the title, Cole reaches the bottom rope and forces the break. Sriram pulls A groggy Cole to his feet and shoves him into the corner, then sets him on the top rope, Sriram climbs to the second rope, then to the top rope, superplex! Sends both men crashing to the center of the ring. Sriram appears to hit the back of his head on the mat a little too hard and he comes up a bit dazed, Cole is lying on the mat, gasping for breath, a little bit of blood has began to trickle from his mouth. Sriram pulls Cole to his feet, and locks on a bear hug. Cole yells in agony as Sriram cinches it in tighter and tighter, but to his credit he will not quit. After several minutes of this, Sriram turns it into a belly to belly overhead suplex, and bridge that gets a two and nine tenths. Sriram argues a bit with the referee, perhaps a bit of frustration is starting to show. Sriram pulls Cole to his feet and whips him hard into the corner, as Cole staggers out Sriram grabs him in a sleeper, Cole quickly reverses it into a belly to back suplex, the back of Sriram’s head slams into the canvas. Both men are slow to get to their feet, Cole takes a wild swing at a clothesline, Sriram ducks it and locks the sleeper right back on, Cole tries to grab the referee but he wisely stays out of the way. Cole picks Sriram up by the legs and falls backward into the corner, the back of Sriram’s head slams into the top turn buckle. Both men are down and not moving, the referee starts the ten count, he makes it all the way to eight before Cole pulls himself to his feet. Cole pulls Sriram up by the head and lifts him up for a suplex, but Sriram shifts his weight in mid move and they come back down with Cole wrapped in a small package, Cole escapes at two. Both men up relatively quickly, Sriram gets a kick to the mid section Cole catches his foot, and tries an enzuguri, but Cole ducks, Sriram lands on his feet, Cole grabs him in a full nelson and hits a dragon suplex, he holds on and bridges, but Sriram makes it out at two. Both men are exhausted, this has been a grueling match. Cole gets to his feet first, Sriram is face down on the mat holding the back of his head, Cole drops a leg across the back of his head, then hits the ropes and drops the Ric Flair knee on the back of Sriram’s head, driving his face into the canvas. Cole rolls him over and covers, but Sriram shoots the shoulder at two. Cole is up first, still holding the ribs, he argues with the referee, as Sriram is getting to his feet, Cole grabs him and throws him between the ropes and continues arguing with the ref. After nearly drawing the DQ, Cole notices that Sriram is on the apron, Cole walks over to Sriram, Sriram drives his shoulder into Cole’s midsection doubling him over in pain, then leaps over the top rope, SUNSET FLIP! Cole fights it, then hooks Sriram’s legs and drops down, one, two, Cole grabs the ropes for leverage, three. The ref never saw it.
WINNER in 45:48 and STILL OOWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION – Chris Cole
Cole bails out of the ring, grabs his title and staggers up the ramp to safety.
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