OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
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JIM JONES vs. HARPER CAMBYJones and Camby are nursing injuries from last night, but Jones’ belt shot to the head looks pretty minor compared to Camby’s thrashing in the War Games. Camby even looks a little placid, and he and Jones actually lock up in a simply collar-and-elbow tie-up. Camby forces Jones into the corner, and ref Gavin Hale asks for the break. Camby breaks clean! Will wonders never cease! Jones is appreciative, and holds out his hand for a shake. Camby shakes his hand and Jones turns to the crowd to show his appreciation. When Jones turns away, Camby pulls Jones in and SHORT CLOTHESLINE destroys Jones! Camby goes berserk with stomps, then picks up Jones, whips him into the ropes and delivers a vicious power slam! Jones sells like his back is broken, ala the master, Ric Flair. Camby continues with the stomps, focusing on the back, and adds a suplex or two for good measure. Camby pulls Jones to the ropes, then stretches Jones between the ropes, added a knee to the back for good measure. The ref gets to four before Camby breaks, risking a DQ. Camby argues with the ref for a while, and when he returns Jones fires off a face hope comeback sequence. Jones gets to his feet and delivers a JIM JONES HIP TOSS! Then a JIM JONES ARM DRAG! A forearm to the face, and then the JIM JONES BODY SLAM! Jones scurries for the cover and gets a one count before Camby powers out. Jones goes for the deadly headlock, and hip tosses Camby to the mat. Jones sells the power of the headlock, grinding on Camby’s head. Jones follows up with a JIM JONES FRONT FACELOCK, and the fans are…well, the fans are pretty placid. Finally Jones whips Camby into the ropes and locks on the ABDOMINAL STRETCH! But since Jones is a rule-fearing face, he doesn’t even try to pull on the ropes, so we simply watch Jones apply the abdominal stretch. Camby is in mild discomfort. When the ref asks him if he wants to submit, Camby looks at him incredulously. In fact, that seems to have fired up Camby. Camby hulks out of the abdominal stretch, arches his back for a second, then goes right into stomping a mud hole into Jones. Jones crawls to the corner and grabs the ropes, but Camby continues to stomp at Jones. The ref tries to get a break, but Camby instead drops to his knees, grabs Jones by the head and repeatedly slams the back of Jones’ head into the turnbuckle. The ref tries to pull Camby off and threatens a DQ. Camby stands up and looks at Hale. Hale gives Camby the business, then realizes Camby’s about to blow up and starts backpedaling. Camby chases Hale out of the ring and up the ramp, with Hale calling for the bell as he runs. Camby gives up the chase of Hale and starts back into the ring, but Jones has bailed for the safety of the locker room as well. Camby stands in the center of the ring, livid.
WINNER in 10:12, by DQ, Jim Jones.
TOMMY O’NEIL vs. JOSH O’NEALTommy and Josh make their entrances, both are sporting fresh wounds from their War Games showdown last night. Referee Mel Creech calls for the bell and this one is underway. Tommy tries to attack, but Josh side steps and hip tosses TO to the canvas, then drops a fist right between Tommy’s eyes. Tommy bails to the outside and Josh follows him. Josh grabs Tommy and whips him hard into the steel rail, then follows him in with a clothesline that takes him over the barricade into the crowd. Josh hops the rail and follows him in, he politely asks a lady to get out of his seat, and then grabs Tommy and slams his face into the seat. Josh pulls Tommy up and they fight through the crowd. Tommy rakes Josh’s eyes and grabs him and whips him into the wall separating the tiers of seats. As Josh staggers back, Tommy spears him into the wall again, Josh falls to the concrete and Tommy mounts him and pounds away at Josh’s head, opening last nights cuts fresh. Josh shoves Tommy off of him and gets to his feet, he sees the blood and goes nuts. Tommy gets to his feet and turns, and Josh charges at him and levels him with a big boot to the mouth that sends Tommy backward down the flight of stairs. Josh follows him kicking him the rest of the way down. Once they get back to the barricade, Josh picks Tommy up, military presses him and drops him chest first on the barricade, then throws him back into the ring. Josh follows and doesn’t even attempt a cover, Tommy backs into the corner, as Josh follows him in, Tommy grabs a hand full of tights and pulls Josh into the turn buckle. Josh’s head snaps back and he falls between the ropes to the floor. Tommy slides under the bottom rope and the two begin brawling around ring side. Both men grab chairs, Tommy swings first, and Josh ducks, Josh swings, and Tommy catches a glancing blow off the top of the head that opens a gash in his scalp. From there the fight escalates out of control. The two men brawl up the ramp, Mel Creech gives them the ten count, neither man makes any effort to return, so this one is ruled a double count out.
WINNER – Double Count out in 12:28
THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER vs. DRINK & DESTROY (Stank & Josh O’NealGator and Josh start out for their teams. They circle and lock up and O’Neal backs Gator into the corner. Referee Angelo Barros wants a clean break and gets it. Again they circle and lock up, but this time Gator slips out and uses a drop toehold to put JO into the turnbuckles face-first. Gator backs up and drops a knee into the back of Josh’s neck. Barros backs Gator out of the corner as Josh gets up. Gator rushes in with a lariat, but O’Neal sidesteps and catches him, with a spinning side slam. Josh picks Gator up, tosses him into D&D’s corner, and makes the tag. D&D whip Gator into a neutral corner, then do an Irish whip with a reversal to send Josh barreling in with a flying splash. Josh drops out of the way as Stank nails a splash of his own. Stank walks out of the corner and Gator falls face-first to the mat. Stank carries Gator back to the D&D corner, slams him, and makes the tag. Josh O’Neal unsteadily climbs the turnbuckles, grabs Stank’s hands, and makes an assisted senton splash – at least he would have made it if Gator hadn’t moved. Gator lunges for his corner, but Stank grabs his leg and drags him back, ignoring Barros’ protests long enough for Josh to regain his feet. O’Neal whips Gator to the ropes, but misses a clothesline. He tries again on the next pass, but Gator ducks underneath. On the third pass Gator hits the spear as OBJ hits the boomerang. CALL OF THE WILD!!! Unfortunately, Gator can’t make a cover and, while Barros is chasing OBJ out of the ring, Stank drags his partner back to his corner. Barros turns around just in time to see D&D make the tag. Stank drags Gator into the corner and goes for the Stankonia, but Gator rolls out of the way. Gator again dives for his corner, and this time makes the tag. Outback Jack is a house a-fire. He takes Stank off his feet with a clothesline and comes off the ropes with a leg drop. O’Neal ducks into the ring, but is taken over the top by a diving clothesline from Gator. OBJ stands Stank up and staggers him with a series of punches. OBJ goes to the ropes as Gator slips past Stank to hit the opposite strands. CALL OF THE WILD!! Gator dives onto Josh O’Neal as OBJ makes the cover. 1…2…3
WINNER, in 23:46, The Team From Down Under.
UNDERDAWG vs. THE MASKED DAWG CATCHER<The Masked Dawg Catcher comes to the ring, dressed in black with a black mask over his head. As he gets to the ring, he looks around and asks for a microphone. In a voice that sounds somewhat familiar, he speaks>
I hear a lot of people ask why I would anger UnderDawg, why I would bring hell down on my head. Well let me let you people in on a little something <The Masked Dawg Catcher reaches up and pulls his mask off revealing AX-MAN!> Since I have come back to the OOWF I have not hid from any man. I have not backed down from ANY challenge, and yet week after week, I am fed curtain jerkers. You look at my record, it is stellar, but where are my title shots? Where are my chances to hold gold? There are none. So I decided to make a statement, I decided I am going to take out the most feared man on the OOWF roster, I am going to FORCE the championship committee to look my way and give me what I deserve. Dawg, I am not afraid of you, now drag your miserable carcass out here so I can give you the whipping your daddy should have>UNDERDAWG vs. AX-MANAx tries to evade the grasp but fails. UD is all over Ax with multiple rights. Big boot by Dawg. Ax rolls to the apron - Dawg on the apron and there's a big guillotine leg drop. Dawg pulls him out, then whips him into the timekeeper's table. Dawg lifts Ax over his head and drops him onto the table. Dawg follows with more rights to the head. Ax is sprawled all over the table. Dawg climbing up on top and is looking for the choke slam. Ax kicks him low to avoid a choke slam. Ax looks for a neck breaker but Dawg shoves him off the table and he bounces off the barricade. Dawg back on the floor - running clothesline puts Ax over the top and into the crowd. Dawg follows into the crowd. They trade rights but UD is getting the better of it. Ax staggering back - into another big right hand. Underdawg calls for the Choke slam but that allows Ax to grab a beer from the crowd and throw it right in UD’s eyes. UD slowly lifts his head and gives Ax the death stare. Ax turns around and runs quickly back to the ring. Dawg out after him, Referee Creech is trying to keep up as well. Once Dawg rolls in Ax pounces with stomps and right hands. Dawg hits the knee lift and a hard uppercut flooring Ax. Ax starts crawling and Dawg picks him up by the trunks and lifts him in the air and then drops him. Ax continues to crawl around the ring and manages to fall back to the outside. Dawg drops down after him and Ax scurries under the ring. Dawg looks slightly amused and after asking the crowd what to do he decided to lift up the apron. While he is looking under the ring Ax pops out of the opposite side and grabs the ring bell and lays it in the corner. He tries to jump outside again but Dawg sees him and climbs back in the ring. Ax backs into the corner and begs off. Dawg lifts his arm in the air and is preparing for the goozle. Ax gets a thumb to the eye and then shoves Dawg back into the ref knocking him down. Ax quickly grabs the bell and nails Dawg. Dawg staggers and Ax rolls him up and puts his feet on the ropes. Creech doesn’t see it from his position and counts to three.
WINNER AT 5:52 AX
CONCRETE TG vs. ALTRAGEOUS"Altrageous" Chris Alt enters the ring first, to massive boos. With him is fellow 3Piece Set member Firechild. Then Concrete's music hits, and the crowd roars. Concrete climbs to the apron, to the ring post, posing to the fans, then HOLY SHIT he runs the ropes like a tightrope and does a corkscrew back flip into the ring. Crowd pops hugely for this, Crete slides out of the ring again, goes under the apron, and retrieves LADDER! He climbs to the top, poses for the fans, and leaps from the top of the ladder to the inside of the ring with a full front flip. Altrageous looks like the bottom is dropping out of his world. Note that this is subtle continuity as Altrageous was partying too hard to scout his opponent, and had no clue that Crete's style has changed considerably. Have you noted this subtle continuity? Good. After watching Crete stick the landing on a practice springboard 720 moonsault, Alt looks like the world is dropping out of his bottom. He goes leaves the ring to confer with Firechild. However, he doesn't notice Crete running towards the opposite ropes, rebounding off and coming flying over the top rope with a NO HANDS TWISTING TOPE CON CRETE! Holy Shit! Crete grabs Altrageous, and rolls him into the ring. He climbs to the top rope, gestures to the fans, and hits a perfect HurriConcreteRana for a two count. Lots of applause for that, as Crete soaks in the applause, and signals for another top rope move. But Firechild crotches him! Altrageous gets to his feet, and he gives Crete a couple of shots to the head and then takes him down with a hurricarana (I figure if Edge can do it as a heel, Alt can). Alt makes a pin, but Crete kicks out almost immediately. Hold on, Firechild is ordering the announcers to call that move a "Hurricaran-Alt". Anyways, Crete tries a punch, and Alt is looking for the Prag. But Crete rolls, kicks up, and arm drags Alt. Alt returns the favor with a hip toss, but Crete flips out and hits a monkey flip. Crete looks for a standing moonsault, but Alt rolls clear. He drops an elbow, Crete rolls clear as well and doesn't miss with a Crete Star Press! (standing shooting star press). Pin gets two again. Both men get to their feet, Alt grabs Concrete and hits him with a scoop slam into an inverted DDT, again Alt is looking for the Prag but can’t quite lock it in as Crete rolls clear once again. Irish whip to the corner reversed, and Crete runs in with a huge lucha style body splash, but Alt moves out of the way. Elbow to Crete, Alt grabs him in a fireman’s carry into a gut buster and once more tries to lock on the Prag! Crete barely rolls out of this one, but Alt kicks him in the gut, and hits an arm land shoulder DDT. He poses for the boos, but Crete is up to his feet behind him. Alt spun around, punch by Crete, but Alt blocks and now locks on the Prag! But Crete gets a rope break, and Alt is ticked. He starts stomping a mud hole in Crete ("You are gonna die once I get this freaking thing locked on!"). Alt heads to the opposite corner, and looks for a running boot to the face, but Crete rolls clear, and Firechild absolutely SPIKES him with the Wings of Phoenix! Junior has seen enough and ejects FC from the ring. Alt out now, complaining to Junior, and finally charging at Crete, who has recovered by now and hits everyone's favorite cruiser move, a drop toe hold into the UNFORGIVING STEEL STEPS! Crete makes the universal signal for, "I'm gonna do something really crazy right now". Sure enough, he grabs LADDER and hoists it into the ring! He sets it up leaning against the turnbuckle, and climbs it! Crete signaling, and hits a LADDER assisted twisting 360 shooting star press sending him and Alt through the [Uh, Moose, insert the country's name here as I'm not sure where this is from] Announce table! Ross: "Shades of Nayr the Halfling Luchadore!". The ref starts a ten count, but neither of the men can make it back to the ring in time after that. This match is ruled a no-contest.
KZ vs. WCWLDW immediately heads to the apron, while Moosehead Jack stays in the ring, a confident smirk on his face. After some conferring, it is decided that JW Westgaard will start things off. Lock-up in the center of the ring, Moosehead Jack forces Westgaard to the corner, Westgaard spins them around and starts punching Jack. Clean break, and Moosehead Jack doesn't look pleased. Jack offers a test of strength. Westgaard accepts. Jack almost immediately knees Westgaard in the face. Jack keeps up the intensity by punching and kicking Westgaard, he then stomps him into the corner. Moosehead Jack backs up, and looks for a running boot to the face, but Westgaard catches him and trips him up. Now it's Westgaard's turn to gain the advantage, left, right, left, right, whip to the ropes, CROSSCHECK! Moose rolls out, Wilder gets a running start from the apron and hits him with a frog splash cross body that sends Moose to the guard rail. Wilder gets up, but LDW charges at him with a clothesline, he picks up Wilder and slams his head on the apron, then rolls into the ring and we have a brief double team on Westgaard. Jack picks up Westgaard, clothesline! Jack picks up Westgaard, Irish whips him and hits a spinning chop to the neck. Westgaard collapses to the wCw corner. Wilder blind tags himself in, scales the ropes and hits a missile dropkick. Wilder hits a standing moonsault for two. Moose is ticked, he tries a clothesline but Wilder hits the VARIAL SLAM! One, two, Moose kicks out! Tommy grabs Moose and goes for a sliced bread #2, but LDW grabs him and throws him to the mat. LDW tags himself in, elbow drop followed by a quick pin. Gets one. LDW picks up Tommy Wilder, hitting a triple power bomb combo but Wilder reverses into a hurricarana for the last one. Moosehead Jack in to stop Wilder from making the tag, double team on Wilder. The ref orders Moose to get to the apron, he complies but while the ref is distracted, LDW hits Wilder with a low blow. LD picks up Wilder and hits a DDT! One, two, Wilder barely kicks out. LD forces Wilder to the corner, and starts hitting repeated shoulder thrusts. He doesn't stop, the ref admonishes him and Moose uses the opportunity to choke Wilder with the tag rope. Over the next few minutes, LD and Moose methodically dissect Wilder, focusing on his knee. Eventually, Moose and LD get a little too cocky, Moose holds up Wilder for LD to attack him (in a full nelson! Because it isn't a finisher, Masters! OK, I'll shut up now). Wilder escapes, and LD decks his own partner. Moose gets up, stares at LD, but he's no idiot as he grabs Wilder who is struggling to make a tag. Wilder tries an enzuigiri, Moose ducks, but Wilder hits a double foot rolling mule kick that knocks Moose into LD. Hot tag to Westgaard! He takes LD out with a neck breaker, then grabs Moose and hits an ICE AUGER! LD breaks up the pin fall! Kick to the gut for LD, hits a Michinoku Driver! But Moose breaks up that pin fall! Westgaard picks up Moose, and holds him in the wheelbarrow position, Wilder springboards from the top to hit the NITRO! And this time LD barely breaks up the pin fall. Westgaard throws him out of the ring! Gets on all fours, Wilder jumps off him for a suicide seated senton, clearing the ropes! But LD moves, and Wilde crashes and burns, hard. Westgaard is distracted, Moose grabs his arm and hits a HEART PUNCH! Westgaard can't handle the searing pain of his heart being stopped for one beat (look it up, that's how it does damage) and keels over. LD throws Wilder into the ring, and sets him up for a reverse superplex. But Westgaard, in a burst of strength, attacks LD from behind, puts LD in the power bomb position, and Wilder back flips off the turnbuckle for the THUNDER! Moosehead breaks it up, he slams Westgaard's head into the turnbuckle a couple times, then throws him outside the ring. As Westgaard tries to get back in, LD hits a baseball slide. Moose now hits Wilder with the HEART PUNCH! And LD gets the easy submission, as Moose stops Westgaard from breaking it up. Winners: kz.
ERIC O’MAC vs. UNCLE ENTITY – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchEntity is finally getting his rematch from losing the title. Referee Sterling Glaw goes over the rules, this is a standard ten minute time limit OOWF title defense, fought under Onslaught rules. He calls for the bell and this one is underway. Circle to start, Eric tries a spin kick, but Entity catches him in a capture suplex and throws him over his shoulder, EOM hits the mat hard, and Entity pulls him into a sitting position and kicks him in the back of the head, then slams him to the mat, drops a leg across his chest and covers, but EOM kicks out at two. Entity pulls Eric back to his feet and sends him to the ropes, tries a clothesline, but EOM ducks and hits the far ropes. On the rebound, EOM looks like he is going for a spear, but flips up and lands on Entity’s shoulders, then shifts and plants UE wit ha DDT. EOM climbs the corner, and pauses for a moment, pulls his cell phone out of his boot and appears to make a quick call, no doubt to his agent, then goes for the five star frog splash, but he took way too much time up top and UE easily moves out of the way. Entity moves in for the kill and pulls EOM up and locks him in the Crucifix! Eric screams in pain, but slowly fights his way to the ropes forcing the break. That’s one. Entity grabs Eric’s legs, pulls him back a few feet and locks it on again! Once again Eric makes it to the ropes, that’s two breaks. Entity grabs Eric a third time and locks it on again! Eric fights his way to the rope for the third time and the referee forces the break, but now EOM is out of rope breaks, BRILLIANT! Entity grabs Eric and pulls him into the center of the ring and applies the move for the fourth time, this time Eric is in real trouble. Eric fights to his feet, moves toward the corner and falls forward, slamming Entity into the turnbuckle. One minute left! Already? Eric gets to his feet then laughs to himself. He seems willing to let time expire, Uncle Entity has other ideas. He gets to his feet and explodes out of the corner, nearly taking Entity’s head off with a clothesline. Entity asks for the time, 30 seconds. He pulls EOM to his feet and tries a suplex, but Eric blocks it, Entity releases the hold and hammers EOM with a European uppercut, then grabs him, hauls him into a vertical suplex, BRAINBUSTER!!! Entity floats over, hooks the leg, one, two, thr….NO! The bell rings! Time has expired.
WINNER of the match – Time Limit Draw in 10:00
Eric slides out of the ring and walks over to the lovely time keeper and grabs the title from her, as he is leaving he shoots her a little smile and makes the “call me” motion. Something is up.
THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. FLY & NAYR – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchNayr starts with AA. Side headlock, elbow, knee from AA. Whip into the ropes is reversed, hip toss by Nayr followed by a dropkick sending AA into the corner. AA sidesteps a Stinger Splash to take advantage. Tag to JA - in the corner, JA uses his size to pound Nayr. He hits a very delayed vertical suplex. Nayr tries a kick to JA, but he catches it, spins him around and pushes him into AA’s outstretched boot. Nayr staggers into a big JA release German suplex which sends Nayr halfway across the ring. JA pins him for a two count. Fly is on the outside leading the crowd in cheering Nayr on. JA locks in a chin lock. After a few moments he lifts up and then drives his knees into Nayr’s back. He repeats this process a few times. Fly and the crowd are really behind Nayr and he is able to land a few elbows to break the hold. Nayr hits a clothesline and then another for AA who was in the ring illegally. JA catches him with a dropkick before he can get the tag to Fly. Fly doesn’t like that and springboards in and nails JA with a heel kick. Referee Barros tries to get Fly out of the ring but this distraction allows AA to grab the Title Belt and nails Nayr with it. Finally Fly is escorted from the ring and JA is able to cover Nayr. 1, 2, kick out at 3 and 7/8. JA can’t believe it. JA argues with Barros which allows Nayr to reach his feet. AA calls a warning to JA who turns around and eats a right from Nayr. JA lowers his shoulder and uses his size to drive Nayr back towards the corner but Nayr spins in a headlock and then climbs the turnbuckle and nails JA with a wicked Dudley Dog. The crowd is fired up and Nayr sprints across the ring and dives to tag Fly before AA can stop him. Fly flips over the rope grabs AA with his legs and then hits a hurricarana over the ropes. Fly holds on to the ropes and pulls himself back in. JA is back and Fly & Nayr start the tandem offense. Double whip into the rope, double elbow, fistdrop/senton combo. AA back in to try to help, Fly with a double leg takedown, Nayr to the second turnbuckle, tandem leg drops! Fly cleaning house on both men- JA reverses a whip but Fly bounces off the rope and hits a flying clothesline. AA makes a blind tag and climbs to the top but he must have learned this move from his friend Ric Flair because he meets Flair’s usual fate when Fly catches him and throws him off the top. AA is up and then hits a perfect Flair Flop. Fly calls for the Flava Drop and the crowd erupts. JA pushes Fly off the top rope before he can get set. AA takes advantage with mounted rights. AA follows up with stomps to Fly’s legs and midsection. AA pulls Fly up and then nails a backdrop suplex - tag to JA. JA gives a shot for Nayr to keep Barros occupied, and JA hits a very nice snap suplex on Fly. Legdrop to the back of the neck - JA throws up some gang sign at Fly in a mocking fashion. Backbreaker - for 2. Fly reaching, but JA pulls him away. JA pastes him with an elbow - but only gets 2! Fly tries a punch, but JA tags - JA with a drop toehold, and AA with an immediate baseball slide to the face. Elbow, tag. Open shot for JA with a kick. JA trying a suplex, but Fly flips through - chop by JA, into the corner sternum first followed by a punch to the back of the head - setting him up on top, facing the crowd. JA up for a backdrop suplex from the ropes. Fly turns it and ends up on top as they fall to the mat. Both men reach for a tag - AA tagged - NAYR tagged! Chops by Nayr and then he whips AA into the ropes, back body drop, then one for JA, double clothesline only half works as AA ducks - then slides to the outside. Nayr and Fly double team on JA while AA grabs both belts. He tosses one to JA and then AA swings the belt at Fly and JA at Nayr in an obvious attempt to get DQed. Both men duck and then hits a spin kick sending the belts into TCH’s faces!! Both men look towards the turnbuckle and start climbing. Nayr comes off with a 450 splash onto AA while Fly lands a Big Flava Drop onto JA. Both men cover and the ref count to three.
WINNERS AT 10:41 AND NEW OOWF TAG TEAM CHAMPION NAYR & FLY
Post Match Fly & Nayr grabs the titles and celebrate by jumping into the crowd with their fans. JA & AA look at each other in disbelief while Fly and Nayr get lost in a sea of OOWF fans.
NILES ANDERSON vs. SRIRAM – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchSriram slides into the ring with some surprising crowd support, then waits for the entrance of the new Intercontinental Champion. The lights fade to dark, then "Angel" by Massive Attack screams through the loudspeakers. Pyro explodes throughout the arena, and out from behind the curtain steps Niles Anderson, IC belt slung over his shoulder. Niles doesn’t look ready to wrestle, however, as he’s wearing a very expensive three-piece suit and some serious bling around his neck. Niles steps to the ring and demands a microphone.
Niles: “Excuse me! Intercontinental Champion here! Back up for a second, Sriram, you’re screwing up the camera angles. Last night the Intercontinental came back to where it truly belongs, right here on the shoulder of The Speciman, Niles Anderson. I am your ratings superstar, the reason the OOWF is where it is today. I am, in the words of my good friend Ric Flair, stylin’ and profilin’. I’m wearing a suit that, Sriram, probably costs more than your entire closet. My shoes are worth more than your monthly paycheck. This bling around my neck? 24 Karats! So tell me, Sriram, why should I wrestle you tonight? You are a…RATINGS…KILLER! So excuse me while I go to the back, where I will join my good friends Johnny Adrenaline and Attitude Adjuster—who by the way are also the OOWF tag team champions—and enjoy some of the finer things in life. Sriram, you can learn from this.
With that Niles walks back up the ramp. Ref Mel Creech calls for the bell and starts a 10-count. Mel gets to five when Niles walks back to the ring and begins to argue with Creech. Creech bends through the ropes to argue with Niles, and at that moment Adrenaline and Adjuster hit the ring through the crowd and attack Sriram from behind. DOUBLE TEAM ADRENALINE RUSH!!! The Chickenshit Heels split through the crowd, and Creech doesn’t see anything! Niles decides this is a good time to end the argument and placates Creech that, yes, he will wrestle. Creech turns around to see Sriram laid out in the middle of the ring and goes ballistic at Niles! Niles shrugs his shoulders like he doesn’t know what happened. PRECISION INSCISION!! But Sriram isn’t moving. Creech starts a five count for Niles to break the hold. Niles does, picks up Sriram and STEED-DT!! Niles, still in his dress clothes, floats over and Creech angrily slaps out the three-count.
WINNER in 1:28, Niles Anderson
<After the match we cut to the back to see Eric O’Mac being loaded onto a stretcher and headed toward a waiting ambulance
LD Williams is standing backstage looking at the scene when he turns and heads to the ring.
L.D. Williams gets to the ring and asks for a microphone.
“Before they loaded the Mac Attack into the ambulance, I swore to him that I would find out who was responsible for what happened to him. I always keep my word. I found the bastard responsible…
…
…Me.
Mac Attack…what kind of moron calls himself that? I thought I knew you Eric. For more than a year I ran with you. I backed you and that idiot Coolname. I carried you when the time came to drop Adrenaline. I helped you become the wrestler and the man that you…were.
When Jack and Thim came to me about teaming up, they wanted nothing to do with you. I talked them into it. Eric’s tougher than he looks, I said. Eric’s got killer instinct I said. You made me look like a fool.
Thim Reynolds, Moosehead Jack, L.D. Williams. Warriors, Legends, Kings. You had a chance to be part of a driving force in the OOWF, and you threw it away.
Agents. Endorsements. Publicity. That’s your world now Eric. That’s all you care about. And that’s where we differ. We’re about bail bondsmen, not agents. Public Enemies, not publicity. And the day I take money to wear somebody’s stupid logo is the day they put me in the ground.
This isn’t a declaration of war Eric. It’s not the beginning of an epic series of confrontations. I have no intention of getting in the ring with you again. Not because I respect you, and not because I have hope you’ll see the error of your ways. The simple fact is, Eric, you have become such a pathetic shell of what you could have been that I want nothing to do with you – friend or foe.
Go play with your agent Eric. Go sign some contracts and threaten some celebrities. Maybe you can get that role as Transvestite # 3 you’ve always wanted. …
Just. Stay. Away. From. Me.”
Williams throws down the mic and leaves the ring.>CHRIS COLE vs. SERAPH – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchSeraph is in the ring first and waits serenely while Cole struts to the ring, brandishing his belt. Every few steps, the champ stops to taunt the fans. Each time, he glances at the ring to see Seraph’s reaction but gets none. By the time he gets to ringside, Cole is incensed. He rolls into the ring and Sterling Glaw calls for the bell. Cole gets right in Seraph’s face, taunting him and waving the belt. When that doesn’t work, Cole gets physical, slapping Seraph across the face. No reaction. A second slap also gets no reaction. Cole tries for a third, but Seraph catches his hand and arm bar. A series of elbows to the shoulder drive Cole to his knees. Seraph twists the arm, forcing Cole face down on the canvas. Seraph drives a knee into Cole’s shoulder, and ties the arm up further, ending up leaning against Cole’s prone body, with the Champ in a hammer lock. Unable to roll Seraph off, Cole strikes out for the ropes. When he reaches them, Sterling Glaw steps in to force a break, but is so intent of making Seraph let go that he doesn’t see Cole roll to his knees and use his good arm to raise Seraphs voice by a few octaves. Seraph staggers against the ropes as Cole gets to his feet. Cole drives a knee into Seraph’s midsection. Irish whip, reversed, Seraph hits the opposite ropes and goes for the propitiation, but Cole ducks and spikes Seraph with a spine buster on the return trip. Cole picks him up and nails an atomic drop, followed by a clothesline. Cole goes to the second turnbuckle and drives an elbow into Seraph’s throat. Cole grabs the legs and stomps on Seraph’s nether regions before tying in the Texas Cloverleaf. Seraph struggles, eventually making it to the ropes. Sterling Glaw forces Cole to break, but Cole drives a knee into Seraph’s neck as soon as he lets go. Cole picks Seraph up and shoves him face first against the ropes, using the momentum for a German suplex when he bounces back. Cole off the ropes with an elbow. He signals for the Headliner! Cole picks Seraph up, but Seraph hooks his legs around Cole’s neck and roles through, ending up sitting on the Champ’s shoulders and throwing him off balance. Seraph lands on top and gets a two count. Seraph tosses Cole into the corner and follows in with a clothesline. A chop staggers Cole, and a second one nearly takes him off his feet. Seraph whips him to the opposite corner, but instead of following up he stops dead, staring at Thim Reynolds, who has just stepped onto the entrance ramp. As Thim walks down the ramp, Cole slowly gets to his feet. As he sneaks up behind Seraph, however, Seraph spins around with a kick and a DDT and goes right back to staring at Thim. Thim walks up the steps onto the apron, ignoring Sterling Glaw and taunting Thim. Suddenly, Thim jumps off the apron just as Cole rolls Seraph up. Cole holds the tights while Sterling counts three, then Cole rolls to the outside, grabs his belt, and heads up the ramp.
WINNER, in 27:33, and Still OOWF Heavyweight Champion, Chris Cole.
After the match, Cole passes Thim and they lock eyes, Thim turns and stares a hole in Cole as he leaves, Thim begins to walk toward Cole, when Seraph leaves the ring and charges up the ramp. Thim grabs a well placed barbed wire bat and clips the back of Thim’s knee. Thim falls to the ground grabbing the back of his knee, we see blood flowing between Thim’s fingers, and pooling on the ground. Seraph stands over Thim for a moment, barbed wire bat in hand, Thim looks up at him and snarls, Seraph simply drops the bat and walks away. As we close the show, medical officials are helping Thim to the back, his knee heavily wrapped, blood is still soaking through the bandages.
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