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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 27, 2008 12:13:02 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem Live! From Cooter, Missouri! JOSH O’NEAL vs. OUTBACK JACKJosh and Jack meet in the center of the ring, Josh looks rather annoyed. Outback Jack tries to explain things to him, but Josh pie faces him away. That is it. Jack spins and catches Josh with a bolo punch to the side of the head that sends him to the canvas. Josh springs up and grabs Jack by the legs and takes him to the canvas. Both men roll around trading punches, neither able to keep any advantage. Referee Gavin Hale is gonna have a tough time controlling this one. Finally the two men get tangled in the bottom rope and Hale calls for the break, Jack jumps to his feet while O’Neal is still on the canvas, OBJ hits the ropes, then baseball slides into O’Neil knocking him to the floor. OBJ then spring boards over the top rope and the two men go sprawling on the floor and the fight continues. Josh gets the advantage by reversing an OBJ whip and sending Jack into the guardrail. As Jack staggers, Josh nearly decapitates him with a clothesline. O’Neal picks OBJ up and rolls him into the ring, climbs in and hits the ropes and drops a big leg across his chest, cover only gets a one count. Josh pulls Jack to a sitting position and locks on a reverse chin lock, planting his knee between Jack’s shoulder blades. Jack works to his feet, elbows out of the chin lock and hits the ropes, but Josh catches him with a hip toss, then tries a fist drop, but Jack moves out of the way, gets to his feet, and catches Josh in the side of the head with a kick. Jack pulls Josh to his feet, scoops him up and hangs him up in the corner. Jack hits the opposite ropes and charges catching Josh with a knee to the mid section. Josh falls out of the corner, Jack pulls him up, puts his head under his chin, JAW BREAKER! OBJ covers, but Josh is out at one. Jack pulls Josh up and sets him on the second rope, rocks Josh’s head back wit ha shot to the jaw, and climbs up. Josh fights out of an attempted suplex, grabs Jack and takes him off the top rope with a Bret Hart clothesline. O’Neal covers and gets a two count, Jack barely rolls his shoulder. Josh pulls Jack to his feet, grabs him by the throat, lifts him for a choke slam, then drops him across his knee, holds him there for a second, then drops him to the canvas. Josh covers, hooking the leg, but once again, Josh is out at two. O’Neal gets to his feet and climbs the ropes in the corner. Outback Jack gets to his feet and lunges at the ropes knocking Josh off balance and sending him tumbling to the outside. Jack regains his bearings on the inside, Josh gets to the apron, Jack hits the far ropes and connects with a clothesline to the back of Josh’s skull that sends him tumbling face first into the steel ring post! Josh hits the floor and is not moving. Jack starts to leave the ring, then stops for a moment, then gets a grin on his face. Jack leaves and pulls a barely conscious Josh O’Neal to his feet, rolls him into the ring, then locks on the STF. Josh is in no condition to tap, so after a few seconds, Referee Hale calls for the bell, this one is over. WINNER in 14:09 Outback Jack UNCLE ENTITY & JIM JONES vs. THE DEVIL’S BRIGADEThe Devil’s Brigade is out first, awaiting the entrance of the first-time tag team of Uncle Entity and Jim Jones. It’s a unique pairing of the former Onslaught champion and the Old School tactician Jones. Jones and Entity walk to the ring together and seem to have prepared for the match. Jones let’s Entity start, and we’re under way. Entity and O’Neil lock up, with Entity powering O’Neil into the corner. Ref Gavin Hale asks for the break, but Entity responds with a stiff elbow to the face and Jones and Camby both go ballistic in their corners. Camby is yelling at Hale, and Jones admonishes Entity. Entity looks frustrated, while O’Neil is amused and mocks Entity’s choice in partners. Entity responds with a stiff right hand, which Jones again admonishes Entity for. O’Neil’s pissed now and puts up his dukes to fight. Entity looks at Jones and says, “Fine, you WRESTLE him,” and tags out. O’Neil’s still in a boxing stance, but Jones calls for a test of strength. O’Neil starts to lock up, then kicks Jones in the gut. Finally, we have an OOWF-style match starting! O’Neil backs Jones into the ropes, whip to the opposite side and clotheslines Jones. O’Neil tags out to Camby, and Camby snaps, slamming Jones’ head into the mat repeatedly. Folks, we have your face in peril! Camby tosses Jones out of the ring and tosses him into the ring steps. Entity thinks about getting involved but decides against it. In a moment of clarity, Jones complains to the ref, who looks at Camby and decides it’s better not to say anything. Camby picks up Jones and press slams Jones back into the ring. Entity makes a half-hearted attempt at the tag, but it’s clear he wants no part of this match. Another tag by the Devils and O’Neil takes his turn beating on Jones. Give Jones credit, he has kicked out of a few pin attempts. O’Neil flings Jones into the corner and charges in, but Jones falls out of the way and O’Neil goes shoulder-first into the post. Jones makes the highly theatrical crawl to the corner and hot tag, and Entity decides O’Neil’s busted up enough to enter the ring. Entity goes all HOUSE O MODERATELY WARM, helped out by the Devils’ Ninja Attack Method. But after a minute or so of dominating the Devils, Entity tags out to Jones, who’d just made his way to his feet in the corner. Jones stares at Entity; Entity waves at Jones to go in. Jones body slams Camby and goes for a head scissors submission. O’Neil breaks up the hold, which draws in Entity. Hale struggles to get Entity out of the ring, which gives The Devil’s Brigade the perfect double team opportunity. 666 ON JONES!!!! Jones is out cold, O’Neil leaves the ring, Camby covers, Hale turns around and Entity is not at all happy. One, two and three. WINNERS in 9:14, The Devil’s Brigade. STANK vs. GATORBAITStiff handshake and the two men trade words as the bell sounds. Gator goes behind, but can't find the leverage to take Stank down. Stank spins around with a haymaker, but GB ducks and punches away. To the ropes, and a clothesline knocks Stank back. A second one puts Stank back on the ropes. A third... but Stank ducks and backdrops GB over. Gator lands on the apron though and goes to the top. Stank turns around and eats a missile dropkick. Cover gets a quick two, and Gator works a bow and arrow. Stank to his feet and fights out. Belly to back suplex is countered though as Gator flips out of it. GB with a school boy, but Stank kicks out at one. Stank catches Gator's foot, but GB counters with an enziguri. Stank ducks that however, and grabs Gator for a wheelbarrow suplex, but drops him throat first across the top rope instead. Gator falls to the second rope, and Stank charges and splashes him onto the middle rope. Now Stank gets the belly to back suplex. Drops an elbow. Drop another elbow. Drops a third elbow. Stank takes too much time though and misses a leg drop. Gator to his feet and looks for the super kick, but Stank catches his foot and takes his head off with a clothesline that draws some "ooh's" from the crowd. One, two.. but gator kicks out. Stank throws GB into the corner. Stank opens up with lefts and rights and finally just stomps Gator down. Stank drags Gator to the center of the ring. GIANT SWING~! Move set, baby! Stank looks for STANKONIA~! But Gator blocks that with a simple foot to the groin. Stank falls face first into the turnbuckle and Gator hits him with a Stinger Splash. Stank staggers back out and GB hits a flapjack. GB to the top... SEAN-TON BOMB~! Cover... one, two... but Stank kicks out at the last second. Gator's had enough and signals for the CHOMP~! But as GB charges for it, Stank hits a big boot to block and GB sells it like he's been shot. Stank gains his bearings on the ropes and forces himself to stay on the attack. Big belly to belly slam, and he hoists Gator up for the STANK-U~! GB falls off the back though and shoves Stank to the ropes. Rollup fails as Stank holds onto the ropes. Gator rolls backward across the ring but comes back looking for the CHOMP~! But Stank sidesteps him, and GB rebounds off the ropes right into the STANK-U~! But Gator shifts his weight, flips down Stank's back and rolls him up. One, two, THREE! WINNER in 11:30: GatorBait KZ vs. WCWwCw come out first, they are their normal bundle of energy. The fans cheer loudly. Kz comes out next, and the people respond with a chorus of boos that rattles the arena. Jack and Williams slowly make their way to the ring, Wilder and Westgaard decide not to wait, and they slip under the ropes and meet kz half way down the ramp. Westgaard and Williams go toe to toe while Tommy charges up the ring and tackles Jack to the ramp. Tommy gets a couple of shots in then Jack reverses it and starts choking Wilder. Westgaard sees Jack with his hands wrapped around Wilder’s throat and tries to move to save his partner, but the distraction allows Williams a chance to nail him with a stiff shot to the side of the head. All that really seems to do is wake Westgaard up, he turns and floors Williams with a clothesline, then runs up the ramp and kicks Moose in the back of the head to break the choke. Westgaard turns around to face Williams, and Williams is back on his feet, he spears Westgaard and they fall off the ramp into the crowd. Meanwhile Wilder kicks Jack and he rolls down the ramp toward the ring. Wilder pulls Jack to a sitting position by the ring steps, grabs a chair and hammers it across Jack’s face. Jack slumps down. Wilder pulls him to his feet and rolls him in the ring, a cover only gets a one count though. Tommy tosses a chair into the ring, opens it and sets Jack in the chair. Tommy climbs to the top rope and sets up for a missile drop kick, at the last second though, Jack moves off the chair and Wilder crashes to the mat. Jack grabs the chair, as soon as Tommy stands up, Jack PASTES him with a chair shot. Meanwhile, in the crowd, Williams and Westgaard and brawling with everything that is not nailed down. Westgaard gets hold of a chair and jams it into Williams mid section, doubling him over in pain, JWW then slams the chair across LDW’s back. Westgaard looks around for a moment and grabs Williams head and tilts it back and hammers away at his forehead for a few shots, but Williams stops him cold with a low blow. Someone on the audience hands Williams a cheese grater, which he uses to shred JWW’s forehead. Inside the ring, Jack pulls Wilder to his feet and sends him into the corner and follows him in with a clothesline. Jack tries to go for the spinning chop to the neck, but Tommy ducks out of the corner, slips behind Jack and hits him with a release German suplex, the back of Jack’s head slams onto the steel chair. Williams and Westgaard finally both tumble over the barricade and head into the ring. Westgaard slides into the ring first, hits the ropes and CROSS CHECKS Williams off the apron. Westgaard turns around, and walks right into a chair shot from Jack that slumps him in the corner. Meanwhile Tommy Wilder is on the top rope with a chair, the referee is having trouble controlling this one. Wilder leaps off the top rope and connects with Jack’s skull. Jack hits the mat, Tommy hits hard as well and rolls under the ropes, right to the feet of Williams, who pulls him to his feet and whips him chest first into the steel ring post. Williams grabs a chair and slides into the ring. Williams pulls Westgaard to his feet and cracks him across the head with the chair. With that, the referee has seen enough. He waves the match off, disqualifying both teams. WINNERS – No Contest in 12:41 While the two teams are fighting, GM the Rick comes out with a mic: I want to see a winner in this match, and folks, I have a feeling you do to, so ref get those four back in the ring and RESTART THIS MATCH!JWW & MHJ start out alternating rights and lefts. JWW hits a swinging neckbreaker! Clothesline by JWW! JWW goes for a Crosscheck but MHJ dodges – DDT attempt is shoved off - JWW with a back elbow. Irish Whip reversed by MHJ who charges in, JWW ducks, but MHJ hits a clothesline and follows with nine quick rights. MHJ drives his knee right into JWW’s throat and covers, JWW kicks out. MHJ runs another knee across JWW's face. Another knee in the face. Elbow to the back of the head. JWW strikes back with rights, LD makes a blind tag, JWW with a clothesline on MHJ...then runs over to LD and brings him in the hard way. JW is going to town on LD. Tag to TW open chop by TW then 3 more chopsand an Irish Whip is reversed, LD tries the belly-to-belly but TW elbows out - TW ducks the right and hits the flying jalapeno! Elbow, chop, LD rakes the face to turn it around. Right hand by LD, right, into the opposite corner, but TW gets the boot up - second rope - missile dropkick! 1, 2, LD kicks out. Right by TW, right, right, into the ropes is reversed, and LD buries the knee in the gut. Tag to MHJ - LD right, right, MHJ chop, right, knee, elbow to the back of the neck, head to the buckle, opening him up for the chop- TW fires back, MHJ right, TW chop, chop, MHJ to the eyes. TW into the ropes, ducks, ducks, crossbody by TW for 2. Chop, chop, into the ropes, reversal, MHJ pushes TW over the top - but he lands on the apron! Running to the top - off the top with a tomahawk that lands! Dueling suplex attempts - TW shoves him to JWW for a right, pinballing to TW, back to JWW, TW with a clothesline - 1, 2, LD breaks it up. MHJ back to the eyes again - knee in the back. Tag to LD. Held open for the kick. Right by LD, right, into the ropes, head down, TW kicks - chop, chop, into the corner, off the ropes but LD ducks the clothesline - LD wants the German but TW laces the leg - into a legtrip - going for the boston crab but MHJ runs the apron - TW ducks the clothesline, springboard dropkick CONNECTS and MHJ falls to the floor! But LD is free - and he's got time - TW takes a German suplex. LD with the cover leg is hooked - 1, 2, JUST gets out. 1, 2, TW kicks out again. LD wants the tag but MHJ would rather choke him on the second rope. TW manages a small package for 2, but MHJ is right back on him with a lariat. Into the ropes - wants the MHJ press again but TW catches the legs and shoves him down. JWW wants in and is pumping up the crowd. LD gets a tag - stomp, into the ropes, big-time clothesline. 1, 2, TW rolls the shoulder. LD grapevines the leg and clamps on a headlock. TW fighting back to his feet...elbow, elbow, European elbow, chop, into the ropes is reversed, but TW counters the knee with a rollup...1, 2, no! Whip into the ropes reversed by LD, but he runs into the back elbow - TW to the second rope - wants the double sledge but LD catches him in a belly-to-belly - 1, 2, no! Front face, tag to MHJ - open kick to the ribs. MHJ sits TW on top - chop, open-handed slap, chop, slap, climbs to the second rope, pounds on the back...but TW STILL has enough to shove him off! Missile dropkick - FINDS THE MARK! Both men are down. JWW is itchin'...MHJ grabs an ankle...TW with an enzuigiri and AGAIN they're both down! MHJ again tries to grab the ankle - TW reaches - MHJ pulls him back. Death suplex - no, TW flips out - and hits the Breakdown on MHJ! MHJ looks for a tag - problem is, he's backing into the wrong corner - JWW with a big right hand! MHJ retreats to the correct corner - tag to LD - HOT TAG TO JWW! Block, right, right, right, right, into the ropes, reversed, duck, flying clothesline! Gutshot, DDT! LD sent over the top to the floor. Spinebuster - into the sharpshooter! TW finally sucks it up...and makes the save with a dropkick! LD rolls outside and TW goes out after him - head to the commentary table, right, whip...is reversed - and LD pulls him into a belly-to-belly. Meanwhile, MHJ has been stomping a mudhole into the JWW. LD joins him in the ring - stomp on the ankle, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp. MHJ has a chair in the ring. LD stomps again MHJ goes for a chair shot but TW flies from the turnbuckle and kicks the chair right into MHJ’s face. LD picks up the chair and goes to nail JW with it but JW has the hockey stick and they both connect. The ref call for the bell and all four men ignore it and keep fighting. JW has his hockey stick, LD has a chair, MHJ finds a bat, and TW grabs the ring bell. All four men are brawling in the ring and officials storm in and they get beat down by all four men. Finally they get enough officials to take the weapons away and led the wrestlers to the back. NO CONTEST AT another 14:41 UNDERDAWG vs. AX-MANAx-Man is out first, striding confidently down the aisle. He gets in the ring and waits calmly as the arena goes dark. BONG… BONG… BARK! “Doggy Dogg world hits, and Underdawg enters the arena. As he starts down the aisle, the lights go out and Kane Eyne’s music hits. Underdawg turns toward the entrance as Kane appears. Only, Kane seems to have shrunk…and turned into a bear?!? It’s Fozzy, dressed as Kane! What the- UD turns back toward the ring just in time to be speared out of his boots by Ax. Ax slams UD’s head into the railing, then follows with a series of kicks to the mid-section. A whip to the opposite railing is reversed. Ax springs to the top of the railing and jumps off, right into a big boot from UD. UD introduces Ax’s head to the railing hard enough to draw blood, then proceeds to kick him down to ringside. Ax struggles to his feet and tries to get away, but UD is relentless. UD slams Ax’s face into the time keepers table and backs up for a running start. Before he can make contact, though, Ax brains him with the timekeeper’s bell. Sterling Glaw yells at Ax, but really can’t do much else, as the match hasn’t officially started yet. Ax drops the bell and continues his offensive with punches and kicks. With UD doubled over, Ax jumps onto the table and hits a leg drop that drives UD’s head into the bell. UD comes up bleeding as well. Ax shoves UD into the ring, then springs over the top rope into a leg drop. Ax covers as the bell rings to start the match. Sterling Glaw counts 1…2…KICKOUT!! UD throws Ax off and sits up. Ax rolls to his feet, hits the ropes, and nails the big Dawg in the face with a dropkick, but UD sits right back up. Ax continues with kicks and punches, but UD just shrugs them off and gets to his feet. Ax attempts an Irish whip, but UD reverses and kills Ax with a flying clothesline. UD signals for the last ride and picks Ax up. At the top of the move, Ax grabs UD’s head and starts slugging away. UD loses his balance and starts to fall, but manages to throw Ax on his way down. UD ends up on his back in the ring, but Ax goes over the ropes and lands face first on the floor. Sterling Glaw starts to count. By four, both men are starting to stir. By six UD is on his feet. At seven Ax is up. At eight Ax is leveled by a no hands plancha from UD. Both men are dead on the floor, and Sterling restarts the count. Again, UD is up first. He picks Ax up and throws him into the ring. As he follows him in, Ax rolls to his feet and delivers a swift kick to an unpleasant area. Unfortunately, UD was between Ax and the ref, so Sterling didn’t see a thing. Ax nails a leg drop, then picks UD up and tosses him to the corner. Ax follows him in, leapfrogs onto the top turnbuckle, and springs backwards. UD catches him mid-moonsault, staggers, but manages to hang on, shifting Ax’s position and spiking him with the Fire Plug Pile driver. UD covers, 1…2…3. WINNER in 10:32 (by the clock, 17:57 in reality), Underdawg. <Fly and Nayr enter the ring under a remixed version of Fly’s song. Nayr has undergone a bit of a makeover, mixing his normal lucha garb with some hip-hop elements. They show off their belts to the crowd on their way in. They roll into the ring and climb to the corners holding the belts high while making weird hand motions. Fly hops down, and makes some sort of gesture that the announcer finally realizes means “Give me the mic!”. Fly begins to talk.
Fly: Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Now, last wizzy at Mayhem, me and Nayrizzle were undadawgs bro. Everybody kept hatin’ on us, yo. Peeps kept thinkin’ dat Da Chicky Shizzle Hizzles would jus’ get demselves DQed and us Halfrican Americans would be scrizzled. Dos Hata’s were wrong bro. Check out da obscenely bling pimp-o-tron 5000.
Fly: Dos Biatches tried yo. They tried get da DQ, and Nayrizzle and me weren’t a’lowin’ dat shizzle to go down. Yo, we so fly we pinned bof der asses at da same time. Da proof be righ’ der homie. Nayrizzle was legal, so was A to da hizA. You biatches can’ back out dis shizzle. No lawrizzles, no Cheatum da evil midget, no nothin’ bro. Da champs are here! We da Halfrican Americans, Bleed Dat Biatch! (Gives microphone to Nayr).
Nayr: And the Halfrican Americans have got three words for ya: We’re. Taking. Over. Wait, no, that doesn’t sound right. Homey. The. Clown. No, that’s not it either. Uh, word! (Gives microphone back to Fly).
Fly: Word Life Mo’ Fo’
Nayr: Word to your mother! (Gives microphone back)
Fly: Word to ya sista’ an yo brotha’ BIATCH!
Nayr: PEACE!(Nayr throws the Halfrican American salute and throws down the microphone. The crowd gives them a nice pop, which turns to boos once the Chickenshit Heels music starts to play.)THE HALFRICAN AMERICANS vs. THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchThe Chickenshit Heels come to the ring first Johnny leads the way, AA brings up the rear, he is carrying a little TV and screaming at the set “NO! DEFENSE! DAMMIT THEY SCORED! YOU ARE NOT COVERING THE SPREAD!” AA Seems completely oblivious to the fact that he is about to wrestle for the OOWF World Tag Team Titles. The Halfrican Americans sit on the top rope in opposite corners and seem amused that TCH are not taking them overly seriously. Johnny is stretching on the ropes, and AA is still screaming at the TV. The Halfrican Americans stand on the top rope, Fly leaps and nails Johnny with a drop kick that sends him over the top rope, Nayr hits the TV AA is holding and it rockets back and hits him in the face sending him to the floor as well. Fly and Nayr steady themselves in the ring, Johnny gets to his feet and turns around, and Nary dives between the ropes and hits a spear, at the same time Fly leaps over the top rope and sunset flips over Johnny sending the back of his head crashing into the safety rail. Both men leap to their feet and circle the ring where AA is just getting to his feet, as they round his side, Nayr leaps on the apron and charges and leaps on AA for a sit down rana, and at the same time, Fly takes out AA’s legs. AA hits the floor hard, they both pull him up and roll him under the bottom rope. AA gets to his knees and tries to beg off and eats a double drop kick to the face. Fly hits the ropes, but Johnny is on the apron, and he low bridges Fly and sends him out of the ring. Johnny then slides in the ring and hammers Nayr in the back of the head with a forearm that sends him to the mat. Finally order is restored and Johnny and Nayr are the legal men in the match. Johnny grabs Nayr, pulls him up by the head and throws him into TCH corner. AA holds Nayr and Johnny gets in a couple of shots, then Nayr goes nuts and tries to fight his way out of the corner. Nayr staggers Johnny, and is about to break free when JA takes him to the mat with a drop toe hold, keeps hold of his ankle and tags in AA. Capps comes in and drops an elbow across the small of Nayr’s back, then grapevines the legs and locks on a reverse chin lock. Nayr fights his way to the ropes, but just before he reaches the ropes, AA breaks the hold and pulls Nayr to the center of the ring and stomps the back of his head. AA pulls Nary to his feet and sends the lucha master to the ropes, Nayr rebounds and leaps onto AA’s shoulders, but before he can do anything, AA moves toward the ropes and Johnny reaches up, grabs Nayr’s head and they guillotine him on the top rope. AA tags Johnny back in and he covers, but Nayr is out at two. Johnny pulls Nayr up, lifts him for a suplex, and turns it into a sling shot gordbuster! Johnny gets to his feet, charges across the ring and knocks Fly off the apron, Fly comes into the ring and is stopped by the ref. As Fly and the ref argue, Johnny pulls Nayr up and shoves him in the corner. Johnny stomps away and AA wraps the tag rope around his throat. Fly sees what is going on and is livid. Finally he leaves the ring and The Chickenshit Heels break just before the ref sees them. The action continues, Nayr remains trapped in TCH corner and takes a beating. TCH do a good job of cutting the ring off and isolating one man. Finally after several near falls, Nayr catches AA with an enzuguri and lunges across the ring pulling a Ricky Morton and making the hot tag. Fly comes in like a house of fire and takes out AA with a spinning heel kick, then hits Johnny with a picture perfect drop kick that sends him off the apron. Nayr is finally back to his feet. They take it to AA now and set him up for the FLAVA SAVA! But Johnny slips back into the ring and grabs Nayr and throws him over the top rope. Fly is momentarily distracted which gives AA the opportunity to slap the CLAW on Fly! Fly falls to the mat and struggles to keep his shoulders off the mat, and fights the temptation to submit. AA locks the move on tight, as he looks up to find Johnny, Moosehead Jack hits the ring and SLAMS AA in the head with the TV! AA crumples to the mat. Jack leaves the ring and he and LDW run around the ring and stomp a mud hole in Johnny Adrenaline. Nayr rolls back into the ring and he pulls Fly to his feet, Fly gets his bearings and they nail AA with the FLAVA SAVA!!! This one is over! Before the referee can make the count, wCw hit the ring. Wilder grabs Fly and throws him over the top rope, Westgaard shoots Nayr through the ropes and they put the boots to AA. KZ sees this and they slide into the ring and they brawl with wCw. The Halfrican Americans and The Chickenshit Heels get back into the fray and pretty soon this one is out of control. The referee has no choice but to rule this one a no contest WINNER - No Contest in 25:01 NILES ANDERSON vs. SRIRAM – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchSterling Glaw is YOUR referee! Because this is the main event, which shall not disappoint by any means! Unless the tag team championship defense is the main event, but this isn’t TNA so it won’t be. Whoops, SWERVE! We begin with both men standing in the middle of the ring because, uh, commercials blocked out the entrances, which works out well because I can never remember whether the face or heel comes to the ring first. What, no commercials? What are we, PBS? Aaargh. Wait! This is a title match! I remember watching AJ Styles vs. Jeff Hardy on TNA for the X division title, and Jeff came out last. So, to set the scene, Niles Anderson enters the ring first, to huge boos. He seems very confident tonight. Sriram enters, and despite being a bit of a heel tweener, gets massive face pops. He is not flanked by the Chickenshit Heels, because they are worn out from their last match. If by some small chance this isn’t the main event and the tag team defense is, then they are preparing for the upcoming match. Got all the bases covered. Elbow and collar tie-up (or whatever it’s called), and Sriram snaps off a quick fireman’s carry. Niles Anderson is in shock, another lock-up, and Sriram hits a drop toe-hold. Sriram goes for a third lock up, but Niles kicks him in the gut, looking for the SteeDDT to put the match away early. But Sriram counters with a head and arms suplex. Sriram tries to take advantage, but Niles manages to avoid him long enough to back up into the corner turnbuckle. But Sriram hits a shoulder to the stomach, and whips Niles into the opposite corner. Sriram runs in with a lariat. A pin gets a one count. Sriram pulls Niles to his feet and whips him to the ropes, and catches him with an exploder suplex for a two count. Niles manages to escape outside for a breather. Sriram follows him out and grabs him, but Niles spins around with a clothesline that takes Sriram’s boots off (not literally). This is followed by a hard Indian whip into the UNFORGIVING guardrail. Niles rolls Sriram into the ring and gets a two count. Niles picks up Sriram, Halifaxian whip reversed into a knee to the midsection by Sriram that almost completely flips Niles. Sriram can’t hit the Citizen Erased yet (not having hit the Red Fort), and instead applies a bow-and-arrow hold. Niles Anderson reaches the ropes, and Sterling instructs him that he has used his first rope break. The ref then slaps himself in a comical manner as he remembers that it isn’t an Onslaught Title match (which is weird, as Glaw has never reffed an Onslaught match in his life). “What a muggins I am!” chuckles Glaw. “Forget my own head next!”. Niles is staring at Sterling in confusion, and Sriram backslides him for a close two count. Niles isn’t too happy, and he opens up with the lefts and rights on Sriram. Halifaxian whip, Sriram ducks the clothesline, and Niles feints another one, then uses the fact that Sriram as ducked to deliver a big boot to the head. Niles picks up Sriram and spikes him with a fisherman’s DDT for a two count. Niles pulls Sriram to his feet and whips him into the corner. Niles comes running in with a back elbow, and sets up Sriram on the top rope. Sriram shows signs of life and fights back, and gets Niles in position for a top rope power bomb! But Niles reverses into a top rope implant DDT! Holy shit! Niles is too exhausted to get a good lateral press, he drapes his arm over Sriram who kicks out after two. Niles argues with the ref, Sriram tries another backslide, but Niles blocks, reverses arm placement, and hits a crucifix power bomb for a two count. The next couple of minutes have Niles brutalizing the head and shoulders area with some DDTs and arm bar based submissions, he is obviously setting Sriram up for the SteeDDT. Sriram manages some hope spots, but each is ended by some sort of DDT variation, as Niles is now finding his rhythm and proving why he is the master of the DDT. We see a Argentine DDT, a T-Bone DDT, a cradle DDT. Some fan yells out that technically a cradle DDT is a brain buster, but Niles pays them no heed. Niles is now making frequent covers to wear Sriram down. Sriram hits some elbows to the midsection, Niles puts a stop to that with a spike DDT. After a nonchalant cover has Sriram kicking out at two and a half, Niles gets a look of concentrate, I mean concentration, on his face as he goes for the SteeDDT! But Sriram blocks with a reverse STO that sends Niles crashing to the mat. As Niles slowly get up, Sriram locks his wrist and hits the Rocker Dropper out of nowhere! Sriram goes for the Red Fort, but Niles is flailing around, managing to hit a back drop that sends Sriram crashing into Glaw! REF BUMP~! Niles sees his advantage and goes outside for the Intercontinental Championship! What an utterly heelish thing to do! Niles swings away with the belt, but Sriram ducks the shot, kick to the midsection, Red Fort! Sriram now locks on the Citizen Erased! I have now used six exclamation marks in a row, seven counting the end of this sentence! Niles taps! But there’s no ref around to see it! Niles is laughing while he is tapping, as he knows this full well. Sriram silences him with an elbow to the head, then gets up to wake up Glaw. He goes to reapply the Citizen Erased! But Niles lowblows him, and Glaw never saw it! OK, he did see the SteeDDT on the Intercontinental Championship. Glaw calls for the bell, but Niles doesn’t seem to care as he locks on the Precision Incision! Sriram is screaming in pain as a bunch of rent-a-security-guards pull Niles away from Sriram. WINNER as a result of DQ in 33:44 Sriram. CONCRETE TG & SERAPH vs. CHRIS COLE & ALTRAGEOUSThe OOWF World Champion and the biggest sell out in the OOWF make their entrance first, but don't even get halfway down the ramp before Seraph and Concrete jump them from behind. We've got a brawl in the aisle. Crete beats on Altrageous at the guardrail, and Seraphtakes Cole into the crowd. CTG just stomps Altrageous to the floor, and continues stomping, and continues stomping, and continues stomping. Crete takes the guardrail and slams it onto Altrageous. Meanwhile, Seraph suplexes Cole UP THE STAIRS in the crowd! Fans pour popcorn and beer onto Cole as Seraph kicks away at Cole. Down in the aisle, Crete uses his feet and hands to open up the bars in the railing, and puts Altrageous' head in it. CTG grabs a chair from nearby and just pounds away at the rail. Seraph crotches Cole on a stair railing, then dropkicks him off it, and Cole goes tumbling back down to the arena floor. Cole goes low on Seraph as he comes down after him though. Cole with a neckbreaker on the floor, and if this were NWA circa 1986, Seraph would be dead. Concrete pulls the rail off of Altrageous and lines up for the CEMENT MIXER~! But before any damage can be done, Cole is over and clotheslines CTG down. CC opens up on Concrete as the Mel Creech pleads for the action to be taken to the ring, but Altrageous tosses Creech into the crowd, and the fans pour beer on him, too. 3PS sets up for a spike piledriver, but CTG mule kicks Altrageous, then backdrops Cole to the floor. Crete grabs the chair and goes batshit on Cole, hitting him at least 12 times in the ribs, then PASTES Altrageous with a shot to the cranium that opens up a nasty gash. CTG waits on Cole to get to his feet... WHAM~! Crete BLASTS Cole with a sick chairshot! Seraph makes his way over, asseses the damage on his way, and goes to raise Crete's hand, but CTG doesn't know who's behind him, turns and WALLOPS Seraph with the chair, as well. Sugar and Spice are out to accompany Cole and Altrageous to the back, as Crete tends to his fallen partner, a partner he put down by mistake... or was it? NO MATCH. 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