-Tok guys here is the ppv, I know it is horribly late, and I am sorry for that. Today was the first day that I could lay with any comfort so I could type. The matches are criminally short - except the two Mike wrote, you are the man Mike- I will do my best to give you the oowf quality goodness you expect.
OOWF MidSummer night’s Scream PPV
LIVE! From Jigger Louisiana
SPIN HANSEN vs. THE HURRICANEHansen’s first match with the OOWF, he is facing local worker The Hurricane. Hansen dominates the match pummeling the Hurricane from pillar to post. Cane gets in some token offense and tries a flying cross body block, but Hansen gets his knees up. He grabs Hurricane and pulls him to his feet and hits the Spinal Justice and gets the win.
WINNER in 3:13 Spin “Freakin” Hansen
THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER vs. THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE – Round Robin Tournament- Match 1The Aussies and The Devil’s renew hostilities. This is the first match in their round robin tournament. The match starts off relatively, and surprisingly) clean. Tommy and Gator actually wrestling instead of trying to kill each other. Harper and Jack tag in, and this one quickly breaks down into a brawl. The ref gets bumped, so Harper and Tommy leave the ring and grab a couple of chairs. They try to con-chair-to Jack, but he moves out of the way, Gator grabs Tommy and CHOMPS him on the chair, then the two of them hit the Call of the Wild on Harper using the chairs (chair to the gut, chair to the back of the head) ditch the chairs and get the three count
WINNERS in 17:04 The Team From Down Under
SRIRAM vs. UNCLE ENTITYSriram is all business for this one, still angry about not winning the title at last week’s MM. Uncle Entity gets the initial advantage with a knee to the mid section, and sends Sriram to the ropes, but Sriram catches him with a nice cross body block on the return. The match goes back and forth, both men really settle down and put on a wrestling classic. The end comes after nearly 25 minutes when Sriram reverses a suplex attempt, then nails a release German suplex that sends Entity crashing into the turnbuckles. Sriram drags him to the center of the ring, locks on the Citizen Erased, and gets the submission.
WINNER in 25:44 – Sriram
THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER vs. STANK & JOSH O’NEAL – Round Robin Match 2Stank and Josh go nose to nose with Jack and Gator to start this one, this is not going to be pretty. The four men argue violently and finally it comes to blows. Josh and Jack tumble between the ropes and Stank and Gator stay inside the ring and brawl. The referee really never had a chance with this one. The brawl rages out of control, on the outside Jack dodges a charging Josh and sends him face first into the post. Jack grabs a couple of chairs and hits the ring, Wally distracts the ref, and it looks like the Aussies are going to go for another Call of the Wild with the chairs on Stank. When Jack hits the ropes, Josh grabs the ropes and low bridges him, Gator comes at Stank, but Stank catches him with a Spinning Stank Kick! Sending the chair back into his face. Stank grabs a dazed Gator and hits the STANK-U, one, two three, this one is over!
WINNER in 14:59 Stank & Josh O’Neal
UNDERDAWG vs. AX-MAN Dawg out first on the ATV, and he checks under the ring to be sure nobody's under there to attack him like on Mayhem last Wednesday. However, as UD checks out the ring, Ax runs down - no music - to jump him from behind. But UD sees it coming and turns around and drops him with a dogbone. Dawg kicks the crap out of Ax all over ringside, then clotheslines him into the crowd. Ax tries to leave thru the fans, but UD ain't having that, and follows Ax into the seats. UD pounds on Ax to the crowd's delight, and press slams him from one row to another row three or four down. Dawg drags Ax back down the stairs and tosses him over the guardrail back to ringside. Ax crawls under the ring to get out of dodge, but UD is waiting for him on the other side, and Dawg stomps on his hand as Ax crawls back out. UD rolls Ax in and the bell finally sounds. Dawg slams the hand on the turnbuckle, the wrings it good one time for OBEDIENCE SCHOOL~! But even after that, Dawg holds onto the hand and works some kind of chicken wing into the DAWGMISSION~! But Ax kicks and flails and manages to get his feet to the ropes to break. UD obliges, simply dropping Ax while still tangled in the ropes, and Ax lands awkwardly on his neck. Dawg with a hammerlock slam, then drops a leg. UD signals for the choke slam, and gets the goozle. But Ax kicks the bad knee to break it and buy some time. UD no-sells however, and Ax turns around right back into the CHOKESLAM FROM THE KENNEL~! One, two...but UD pulls Ax up. Dawg ain't done punishing him yet! Dawg with ANOTHER CHOKESLAM! Referee Junior Hale asks UD to finish it already, and Dawg answers that by going to the floor and grabbing a chair. When Hale protests that, UD says he's gonna finish it HIS way. Hale to the floor and takes the chair, so Dawg simply grabs the ring bell, and some kind of steel bar from under the ring. Hale sees UD grab that stuff and slides in before Dawg can use it. The ref manages to wrench the bar away and tosses it as UD lines up Ax with the bell, but Hale steps in the way. Dawg looks around for the crowd's permission, then rears back to clock Hale, but Ax has the steel bar and whacks UD in the knee! The angle is PERFECT so that the ref can't see Ax toss the evidence aside, and UD hits the mat in pain. Ax grabs the leg and rolls out, slamming it into the post several times, then off the apron as well. Ax leaves the leg hanging off the apron and kicks away at it. He pulls UD out, and drives him knee first into the post. Ax keeps hold of the leg and rolls back in, trying to pull Dawg back in that way, but UD kicks him off with the other leg. UD pulls himself back in, but Ax is back up to dropkick the knee. Ax ties UD up in the ropes and kicks away before Hale breaks it. Half crab to work the leg a little more, but UD powers his way to the ropes. Ax stomps away some more, but UD catches his foot and drags him down, pounding away with lefts and rights. Ax powders to the floor to escape and pitches a fit on the floor. UD to his feet though, and pulls Ax back to the apron by the hair. Suplex back in won't work, cause UD's knee won't hold, so Ax simply drops to the floor, snapping Dawg's throat off the top rope. Ax to the top rope with a HUGE elbow drop. One, two, but UD kicks out. Ax thinks for a second, then waits for UD to get up. RKO is BLOCKED however with the DAWGMISSION~! But Ax breaks that this time with a blind kick backwards, drawing a warning from Junior Hale. FIGURE FOUR~! UD is in the center of the ring, and looks to be in trouble. Ax uses the ropes behind Hale's back like a good heel should, but when UD sees it, he powers Ax away from the ropes. With no ropes to fall back on, Ax cinches in the hold now and gets a few two counts, as Dawg seems to be fading, but UD musters one last go at it, and REVERSES the hold! Ax breaks the hold and walks off the leg, but UD is still in trouble, as he appears to not be able to put any weight on the bad leg. Ax goes right back to the figure four, but gets rolled up for his troubles! One... two... but Ax kicks out. UD to his feet, and Ax is waiting on him... RKO~! But AGAIN, UD blocks it, this time by chucking Ax groin first into the top turnbuckle, drawing a loud "ooooooh" from the crowd. To the ropes, and UD boots him down with the bad leg, unable to stand on it. CHOKESLAM FROM THE KENNEL~! Or at least as much as UD could get of it. One, two... but Ax gets his foot on the rope, then rolls to the floor. Ax grabs the ring bell from earlier and gets back on the apron, but UD drops him with a right hand, and the bell lands on the apron. UD with a
suplex in, but again, the knee won't hold, so Ax sunset flips in instead. One, two... but UD kicks out. Ax back to the top rope, but UD catches him this time and shoves him down onto the top rope, drawing more "oohs" from the guys in the crowd. Ax flips upside down, and UD simply picks him up for the FIREPLUG DRIVER~! But Ax grabs the ring bell from the apron, and again, uses the ref's bad angle to his advantage and drills UD in the knee with the bell. UD falls backwards, and Ax lands right on top of him. One... two... THREE~! The crowd is SHOCKED!
WINNER in 27:07: AX-MAN
THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE vs. STANK & JOSH O’NEAL – Round Robin Match 3If Josh and Stank win this one, they win the tournament. If they lose, we will have a three way tie! This one starts well, Josh and Camby exchange power moves, including an extended Greco Roman knuckle lock test of strength. Just when it appears that Josh will get the better of that, Harper kicks him low and breaks the contest. Tommy and Harper take over and pummel Josh, but after ten minutes of abuse, he makes the hot tag to Stank and things break down. Stank throws Harper out of the ring and turns toward Tommy, Tommy begs off but Stank grabs him and threatens bodily violence. Camby hits the ring with a chair and slams it across Stank’s back, not really hurting him, but annoying and distracting him. That distraction was enough for Tommy to get to his feet and NAIL Stank with a Wicked Left! Tommy covers, and puts his feet on the ropes for good measure. Josh tries to break the pin up but he is a second too late.
WINNERS in 19:12 The Devil’s Brigade
ERIC O’MAC vs. JIM JONES-OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchJones comes into the ring first all business as usual. He takes off his black satin wrestling jacket, it says Jones across it in plain white letters. Eric comes to the ring next, he has a cell phone to his ear and the title slung over his shoulder, Eric doesn’t appear to notice that he is about to defend his title. Finally, after an eternity, the ref gets the two men to the center of the ring. Eric tries to pie face Jones away, but Jones grabs EOM’s arm and takes him down to the mat and locks on a key lock. Eric scrambles to the ropes and uses his first rope break. This match has a fifteen minute time limit – as do all OOWF Onslaught Championship Matches. Eric finally gets back into the ring and the match starts, great back and forth action, Eric keeps going to the air for some high flying moves, while Jones tries to keep it grounded. Finally at around the fourteen minute mark, Eric gets whipped to the corner, leaps to the top, spins and catches Jones in the face with a spin kick. EOM then leaps to the top rope for the five star frog splash, Jones gets his knees up in time, and catches Eric right in the head with his knees. Eric hits the mat and seems dazed, Jones leaps to his feet and hits the ropes and drops a big knee across Eric’s forehead, covers, hooks both legs, 1,2,3! NEW CHAMPION!
WINNER in 14:43 and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion – Jim Jones
THE HALFRICAN AMERICANS vs. THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. WCW vs. KZ – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchThis one breaks down immediately as kz jump The Halfrican Americans. WCW appears to come to their aid, but then they get in a few shots on THA as well. The Chickenshit Heels start to get involved, but then they leave the ring and pull up a couple of chairs and relax. This works well for them for a few minutes, then THA notice they are not involved. THA free themselves from the fight and charge toward TCH and leap over the top rope and take both Johnny and AA out of their seats. The brawl rages on, the ref gets some semblance of order at least, and we have people tagging in and out. This is a one fall match, whoever scores the pin is the winner. The end comes when AA whips Fly into the ropes, Jack tags himself in, which AA does not see, AA catches Fly in the claw and takes him to the mat, Moose runs into the ring and nails AA in the back of the head and locks on the jiendo! AA struggles to break the hold, LDW comes into the ring and cleans house, AA is almost to the ropes, but he is forced to tap! NEW CHAMPIONS!
WINNERS in 44:51 and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions – kz
ALTRAGEOUS vs. CONCRETE TG – Ladder Match for the OOWF Intercontinental TitleAltrageous, jerk that he is, has the official raise both the Intercontinental Title as well as the Trik*d Owt Tytle on the hook above the ring. Concrete makes his entrance pushing a flat cart full of ladders of varying sizes. As Altrageous looks on in confusion, CTG sets up each ladder at the entrance. A six foot ladder, a painter's ladder, a ten foot ladder, a wooden ladder, a fire truck's ladder, a twenty foot ladder, ladders of different colors, a fifty foot ladder (!), and a step stool. CTG stands tall up the aisle, but draws nothing but laughs from the champion. Crete mouths "family," and rushes the ring and the fight is on. CTG spears Altrageous down and punches away, and Altrageous rolls over and reverses. But Concrete counters into a triangle choke, and Altrageous bails to the floor to stop that. But as soon as he stands up, Crete flies thru the ropes with a suicide dive. CTG sends Altrageous to the rail, then stomps away. Crete picks up the rail and slams it on him, then stomps on the rail, too. Crete grabs a chair from near the announce table, but Altrageous kicks him in the knee to stop that. Altrageous grabs the chair, but gets it dropkicked in his face. CTG looks for the CEMENT MIXER, but Altrageous counters and sends CTG face first on the floor and applies an inverted sharpshooter. Crete powers out of that, sending Altrageous to the post. CTG charges though and eats steel. Altrageous makes his way up the aisle and grabs the ladder, but sets it aside and wanders up near the rest of the ladders. Altrageous takes a look at all of them and laughs, but turns around to eat ladder from a charging Crete. CTG beats the hell out of Altrageous with the ladder. CTG stands the ladder upside down, opens it, and stuffs Altrageous between it headfirst, then shoves the ladder over. CTG goes over to the painter's ladder, "You like that?" Crete drags Altrageous out of the ladder and blasts him with the wooden ladder, then the six foot ladder, then the orange ladder, and on down the line until every ladder - and the step stool - has gotten some of the champion. CTG grabs the 50 foot ladder and makes his way toward the ring, nearly hitting some fans by mistake on the way there. Concrete sets up the gigantic ladder in the ring -the top of it is at least twice as high as the belts - but before he can climb, Altrageous ropes him with some camera cable. At the end of the cable is the camera, in Altrageous' possession, and the champion nails CTG with it. Then we get an OOWF Double Feature showing the camera lose signal on impact. Alt climbs the turnbuckle, then stands on the ladder from there, but can't balance the big ladder and is slow in going up. That allows CTG to power bomb him from the ladder TO THE FLOOR~! Altrageous splats on the protective mats down there, and Crete has to catch his breath. CTG goes to climb, but like Altrageous, has problems with the balance, so he goes down the aisle and grabs the primary ladder. CTG slides it in, but Altrageous grabs his foot before the challenger can get in. CTG goes to slug the champion, but Altrageous goes to the eyes, then kicks him headfirst into the post. Altrageous grabs a second ladder from under the ring and slides it in. The champion sets up both ladders underneath rungs of the big ladder to balance it. And Altrageous begins his ascent. But CTG is back in with a slightly bigger ladder than the primary one - nails
Altrageous in the jewels - and sets it up in the middle of the ring. Crete climbs, but the belts are twisted around the huge ladder, and Concrete can't get them free. His own fault for putting that big ladder in the ring. CTG hops off the ladder anyway, sets it down, pulls Altrageous up and KILLS him with a CEMENT MIXER ON THE LADDER~! It's all over, all Crete has to do is climb the big ladder, untwist the belts and we have a new champion. Crete goes up, and the big ladder balances nicely with the two smaller ones holding it in place. CTG grabs the belts, looks down the aisle at Ladder's family, and stops..... Concrete climbs further and further, finally all the way to the top of the fifty foot ladder, high above the ring and looks up. CTG proceeds to have a heart to heart with his dearly departed Ladder. However, as CTG is fifty feet in the air talking to himself, Chris Cole storms the ring thru the crowd, pulls Alt up, and the two of them, Altrageous with his last bit of energy, shove the ladder over! CTG goes flying down the aisle way and makes an insane crash landing into Ladder's family. Meanwhile, as the ladder fell, it snapped the wire and hook the belts were hanging on, and both titles simply fall right onto Altrageous' chest. He clutches them and the referee calls for the bell. EMT's rush out to check on CTG, who is motionless beneath the wreckage of ladders. Cole helps
Altrageous to the back, and they laugh at the destruction they have caused.
WINNER in 24:40 and STILL INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION: ALTRAGEOUS
CHRIS COLE vs. SERAPH – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchCole attacks Seraph to star things off, he backs him into the corner and blisters him with chops and punches. Seraph reverses it, and absolutely DESTROYS Cole with chops. Cole bails out of the ring and they brawl around the ring. The match eventually heads back to the ring and Cole fights off Seraph’s onslaught for a long time. Cole finally turns the tide and Seraph fights out of several pinning predicaments. Finally, after almost fifty minutes, Seraph goes on the offensive and whips Cole into the corner, Seraph follows, but catches a boot to the face. Seraph falls to the mat, Cole grabs his legs and puts his boots on the bottom rope to get a tainted victory! NOT LIKE THIS!
WINNER in 53:55 and Still OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Chris Cole
## Suddenly the lights in the arena goes out and the music stop . . . Chris Cole can just about be heard in the silence
CC: What the hell!! Turn those lights back on, turn my music back on . . . my people need to see me!!!
## A voice starts in a whisper and finishes in a scream
"Three two one here I come again Three Two One HERE I COOOOOOOOOME!!!"
## BOOM!! A massive pyro hits on the top of the ramp and out of the smoke we can see Thim Reynolds silhouetted against the OOWTron in a crucifix pose. Chris Cole is beside himself in the ring thanks to this interruption, Thim waits for the platform to lower and climbs off, grinning from ear to ear
TR: Hi honey I'm home!!
## Chris Cole is going purple with rage at this point but is unable to find a microphone
TR: well done Chris, I see you won again. Well done for getting the better of that still faced freak
## Finally Chris finds a mic as Thim begins making his way slowly down to the ring.
CC: what the hell do you want Thim, what the hell do you mean by interrupting my celebrations tonight?
TR: actually I came to talk to you Chris. You see after that cage match I was in a few weeks ago we were all a bit banged up but when the medical staff checked me out they discovered that one of the cuts I received from the cage turned out to be a lot deeper than it first appeared. It came close to severing one of my ligaments and had cut deep into the muscle - it was only my supreme toughness and adrenaline that kept me walking that night. Unfortunately after the internal and external stitching I couldn't do any more than walk gently for fear of bursting the stitches. I decided to take the opportunity to have a few weeks break and rest all of the other niggling injuries you pick up along the way.
CC: well it's great that you've have a little holiday Thim but why should I give a crap?
TR: While I was away I had a lot of time to think . . . to think about what I've been doing here in the OOWF and what I want. I realized that I've become somewhat obsessed with people like Seraph. Anyone who crosses me IS going to pay, is going to get broken and broken badly - everyone knows that . . . the trouble is since I moved out of the old Onslaught Division, all I've been doing is bouncing from one fight to the next with no purpose. That is about to change Chris . . .
## By now Thim has reached and climbed into the ring.
TR: I have decided that what I want now is that title
## Thim points to the OOWF title draped over Chris Cole’s shoulder
CC: Ha ha ha ha ha . . . good one Thim. What have you ever done that makes you think that you should be given a shot at MY title?
TR: erm, this?
## With that Thim explodes from his position only a couple of feet away from Cole and levels him with a brutal short clothesline. Thim immediately drops down hitting Chris with some amateur wrestling moves not allowing him to get back up leading to the classic paint brushing of the back of Cole’s head . . . however instead of letting Chris back up Thim grabs a handful of hair, pulls Cole’s head back and hits a nasty looking pair of stiff cross faces, nearly breaking his nose in the process. With another quick move and still not allowing the already battle weary Cole to get to his feet, Thim locks in the Adjustment and pulls it right back, bending Cole almost in half. Chris struggles for almost a minute before finally passing out.
## Thims music kicks in again as Thim stands up, picks the OOWF title up from the mat a drapes it over his shoulder. He looks at it fondly and pats it a couple of times before shrugging and dropping it onto Chris Cole’s still prone body and leaving up the entrance ramp
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