OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Fort Defiance, Virginia
Cold open, as we see OOWF Heavyweight Champion Chris Cole, OOWF Intercontinental Champion Altrageous, and Firechild, 3 Piece Set, step out of a limousine and walk into the arena. However, between the limo and the back door to the arena, they run across a few familiar faces, including Attitude Adjuster, holding up a few tickets to the show
AA: Tickets? Tickets? Who needs tickets? (sees 3PS) You guys don’t need tickets! Get outta here. Tickets! Got a pair, ringside, for $100!
3PS continues walking, not saying anything, and they walk up upon Mel Creech, sitting in the back of his station wagon.
MC: Hey Champ! Wanna get in on some easy money? Look at all this shit I’ve been holing away! Wilder’s Mountain Dew bottles! UnderDawg’s spit cups! T-Shirts!
CC: (looks at a Chris Cole shirt) This isn’t an official OOWF “Main Event” Chris Cole shirt! Get this shit outta here!
Altrageous dumps Creech’s box of stuff over and the Set walks into the arena, passing the Rick’s office, where there is a sign on the door: “Out of Town.”THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE & AX-MAN vs. THE HALFRICAN AMERICANS & UNDERDAWGSix man action to kick off Mayhem, and the good guys rule the ring early, clearing the ring. THA celbrate, and UD stands imposing in the ring. The Devs try the stupid ninja attack, and both get disposed of by Dawg, and Ax feigns getting back in, but cockily walks away around the ring. Dawg gives chase and Ax picks up the pace, running right into a double clothesline from Fly and Nayr. They toss Ax back in, and UD goes in and beats him down some more. Toss into the corner and a tag to Fly, who opens up on Ax with some punches. Irish whip, and Fly takes him down with a back kick, then dances, drawing Camby in to take his head off with a clothesline. But Nayr is in with the Halfling Wizard! O’Neil in, but Nayr ducks out of the way and dropkicks him right back to Dawg, who gives him the CHOKESLAM FROM THE KENNEL~! Ax gets a low blow on UD though, and Nayr goes after Ax. They trade shots, and just as soon as Ax gets the upper hand, Fly springboards in with a cross body. Camby drags Fly off and drives him into the corner and uses shoulder thrusts. Nayr jumps on Camby’s back and applies a sleeper. Camby stumbles around the ring looking for an out… and he gets it via a LEFT HOOK from Tommy! Cover, one, two… but Dawg drags referee Angelo Barros out of the ring. Dawg in, and the Devs immediately stomp him down. The look for TRIPLE SIX, but UD spine busts O’Neil, then takes Camby’s head off with a big boot. Ax dumps Dawg out from behind, but Dawg lands on his feet and pulls out Ax. Fly up top for the FLAVA DROP~! But O’Neil is up and they slug it out on the top rope. Fly gets the upper hand and sends Tommy to the mat, but Camby shakes the ropes and crotches Fly. HC superplexes Fly off, but Nayr hits Camby immediately upon impact with a moonsault! One, two, but Camby just kicks out. Tommy up and he and Fly slug it out, and Barros is over to try and gain some control of this one, but Fly and Tommy turn and punch him simultaneously, then continue to have it out. Barros calls for the bell, having never gotten control of this one.
NO CONTEST in 6:58Nayr and Fly are returning from the match, and stop by the Rick’s office. Fly steps between the camera and the door, and is doing something when Capellan walks by.
Cap: What are you doing?
Fly: Check my footwork, yo!
Cap looks at Fly’s feet and is confused. He looks to Nayr for a translation.
Nayr: Don’t ask me. All I wanna do is a zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom.
Fly: No, dawg. Dig my style. Tricked out for da millenium!
Fly reveals the “Out of Town” sign, and it’s now spraypainted
Cap: What’re ya gonna do, play tic tac toe?
Nayr: I LOVE TIC TAC TOE! I’m the X’s!
Fly: Chill homeslice! Stop playin games, yo! We markin our turf for when the Devizzles wanna front!
Nayr: What he said.
Capellan just smiles and walks away.SPIN HANSEN vs. JOSH O’NEALBoth men come to the ring surrounded by security. Apparently, The Rick wants to make sure they actually start the match this time. Hansen and O’Neal stand in opposite corners, spitting and snarling at each other across a wall of security. Referee Junior Hale calls for the bell and security dives out of the ring. Junior is barely able to get out of the way of the charging monsters. Josh hits a spear but instead of going down, Hansen pitches forward, punching at Josh’s back as momentum drives them into the turnbuckle. Josh drives his shoulder into Hansen’s stomach several times before attempting an irish whip, which is reversed. Hansen follows Josh in but runs into a boot to the face. Hansen rolls to his feet and gets kicked in the head. Josh puts the boots to Hansen, and kicks him out of the ring. Junior tries to keep Josh from following, but is brushed aside. Josh jumps out of the ring and right into a low blow. Before he falls, Hansen grabs his tights and levers him face-first into the ring post. Hansen gets to his feet and pounces, stomping away at Josh and tossing him into the railing. Hansen attempts a clothesline and gets backdropped into the crowd. Josh follows him over the railing and slams him onto a row of chairs. Junior orders them back in the ring, but makes sure to do it from a distance. Hansen tosses a fan’s beer into Josh’s eyes and DDT’s him on a chair. Hansen tosses Josh back over the railing and into the ring. He covers and gets two. Hansen picks Josh up and tosses him into the corner. A flurry of punches is followed by a pair of headbutts and Josh is staggered. Hansen pulls him out of the corner and sets up the Firestarter, but Josh twists away, hooks the neck, and nails the Osaka Street Cutter. He covers, but they’re too close to the ropes. Josh picks Hansen up and tosses him into the corner and attacks with punches and kicks. Junior tries to force him out of the corner but gets thrown off. The distraction allows Hansen to reverse their positions. He wraps the tag rope around Josh’s neck and chokes him. Again, Junior tries to force a break, and again gets thrown off. Hansen and Josh wrap their hands around each other’s necks, careening around the ring as they attempt to choke each other out. Junior gets a little too close and gets steamrolled, as all three men topple over the ropes to the floor. Hansen is up first, and he tosses Josh into the ring steps. He grabs a chair and swings, but Josh catches it. Junior wakes up, sees them playing tug-of-war with the chair, and calls for the bell.
NO CONTEST in 16:07After the match, security floods back to ring side. More than a dozen are taken out before they manage to separate the big men. Hansen and O’Neal are forced back to the locker room, still struggling to get at each other.
(SFJ #52 is walking down a hallway when she spots a bizarre arrangement - ladders lodged against walls, chairs scattered about the floor and table debris everywhere)
SFJ: I thought this was where Concrete was going to meet us for the interview
??: INCOMING
(SFJ Ducks as the Invisible Ninja Cameraman spots CTG and Sabu chasing each other through the homemade hardcore maze. Sabu throws a chair and CTG tumbles clear; the chair misses the cameraman by mere inches)
SFJ#52: You guys need to be more careful than this!
Sabu: (growls at SFJ)
CTG: (walking over) well, you walked right in the middle of the new practice playground.
SFJ#52: but out here in the hallway? Won't someone get hurt?
CTG: Rick's not here so we don't have to take this down til after the show. It's open to all the wrestlers, including that purist Jim Jones if he thinks he can handle it. I'm thinking our mini Iron Man match will settle things one way or the other.
Sabu: (growls)
SFJ#52: so why work out with the Suicidal, Homicidal, Genocidal, Hardcore Madman when you're about to be involved in a technical affair against Jim Jones?
CTG: because even Sabu can do this!
(CTG and Sabu then show SFJ#52 two minutes of chain wrestling)
SFJ#52: (claps)
CTG: Between that, my hardcore skills honed in my war against Moose, and the high-flying secrets I've learned from LADDER and his family, I'm gonna be the most well-rounded wrestler in the OOWF.
SFJ#52: what about AA?
CTG: I said "Well rounded", not "Round". UNCLE ENTITY vs. SERAPHBoth men have words for the other as the bell sounds, and we go into a chain wrestling sequence, and Seraph finds himself on the wrong end of it, and goes to the ropes to break. Entity provides a clean, if stiff break. Seraph picks the leg, but UE kicks him away, and Seraph is relentless and stays after it. But UE grabs him for an inside cradle and a quick two from Angelo Barros. Seraph comes back and UE backdrops him, and Seraph is obviously flustered now. He cautiously goes back, and Entity grabs a wristlock. Seraph spins and flips out and grabs his own. UE elbows out and backs Seraph to the ropes. Entity with another cocky break, and Seraph sweeps the legs out and looks for the Sharpshooter! UE tries to squirm away, but Seraph steps thru and locks the legs. He can’t turn him over though, and Entity goes to the eyes, and cradles him again. This time though, Seraph reverses the leverage and rolls over for a pin of his own. One, two, and Entity gets a foot in the ropes, but Barros COUNTS THE THREE ANYWAY! Seraph shrugs it off and takes the win, but Entity is pissed! He shoves Barros into the corner and has words for him, then rears back to take a punch, but Barros blocks it! Rather than retaliate, Barros just walks away, leaving UE to fume in the ring.
WINNER in 3:55: SERAPHMeanwhile, back in the parking lot, Mel is still hawking stuff to the random passerby, one who is standing there now…
MC: I’m serious, I reffed the match! And these are the trunks that Hardbody Harris wore! I swear! Come on, man… twenty bucks. (The customer is not impressed.) Here, check this out! It’s an official Moosehead Jack LIGHT BULB! You, too, can be just like Moosehead Jack. Watch this… (Mel holds the light bulb over his head.) Trust me! HA! How cool is that!
Suddenly, all the lights in the parking lot go out, and a single light bulb falls from the overhead lights, and Moosehead Jack is standing right there. Mel turns around in fear to see the REAL Moosehead Jack standing there, chuckling to himself. Without saying a word, MHJ drops him with a HEART PUNCH~!
MHJ: Everybody gotta learn the hard way.ALTRAGEOUS vs. STANK vs. CAPELLAN vs. SRIRAM - OOWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIPAll four men make their standard ring entrances, with Altrageous entering last. He slides into the ring, exchanges some choice words with his opponents, then hops out of the ring as Sterling Glaw calls for the bell. After some debate, Stank exits as well, leaving Sriram and Capellan to start the match. They circle and lock up. Sriram tries to throw Capellan off, but Cap rolls through and turns it into a monkey flip. Sriram gets up and is taken over with an armdrag. He gets up and walks into another one. As Sriram rolls to his feet, Cap hits a perfect dropkick to the face. He covers and gets one. Cap picks him up. An irish whip is reversed and Sriram sends him to the corner hard, following him in with a back elbow. Sriram pulls Cap out of the corner and hits a bodyslam, then goes to the second rope to drop an elbow across Cap’s throat. He covers and gets one. Sriram slings Cap to the ropes, hits the opposite strands, and destroys him with a clothesline. What he doesn’t realize is that Stank tagged him when he hit the ropes. Stank grabs Sriram from behind and tosses him over the ropes. He picks up Capellan and hits the Stank-U. Stank covers…One…Two…Altrageous breaks it up with an elbow. Altrageous kicks Stank in the stomach as he gets up, doubling him over. After a punch to the back of the head, he spins away as Sriram comes off the ropes to hit the Rocker Dropper on Stank. Sriram skips the Red Fort and goes right for the Citizen Erased as Altrageous picks Cap up. A brief exchange of punches ends when Altrageous catches Caps arm and maneuvers him into the Prag. Realizing that neither Alt or Sriram are legal, Sterling Glaw refuses to check for submissions and forces both men to break the holds. Altrageous glances at Sriram, who nods. They toss Capellan out of the ring and go to work on Stank. After a series of stomps and kicks, they pick the big man up and throw him to the ropes. A double fist to the midsection sets him up, and they hit a tandem suplex. As they get up, Alt turns and clocks Sriram, then falls on Stank for a cover that gets broken by Capellan, who comes off the top with a leg drop. As Alt rolls out of the ring, Cap staggers to his feet, and gets planted by Sriram with the Red Fort. Sriram covers, but is dragged off by
Stank, who plants him with the Stank-U. Stank drags him to the corner, goes to the second turnbuckle, and squashes him with the Stankonia. Just as he lands, Altrageous reaches in from the apron and nails him in the head with the belt, which goes unnoticed by Sterling who’s busy checking on Capellan. Stank collapses in the corner, and Altrageous drags Sriram away from the ropes and covers him. Sterling, who by this point has lost all track of tags, sees the cover and counts. One…Two…Three.
WINNER and STILL Intercontinental Champion, in 27:22, ALTRAGEOUSTHIM REYNOLDS vs. CANADIAN DRAGON - #1 Contender’s Match for the OOWF ChampionshipHere we go for a number one contenders match, two wrestlers who have forced themselves into the World Title hunt, and they've got a history together so they know each other well.
Thims' music hits and he takes his usual no nonsense walk to the ring, climbs in and stands stoically in the corner of the ring, arms folder and eyes fixed on the top of the ramp. Blue Monday hits and Thim continuers to watch the ramp but CD is coming down through the crowd carrying a ladder. When he gets to the barrier he erects the ladder on the audience side and climbs to the top, gestures to the crowd and dives off, rolling to the a stop in the center of the ring. Thim does not bat an eyelid.
The ref calls both men to the center of the ring, checks that they know the rules and what's a stake and calls for the bell. The two locks up and Thim take the upperhand initially using his superior strength but that doesn't last as CD's speed catches Thim out. The match continues like this for a while, Thim trying to catch CD for one big power move and CD hitting and running, forcing Thim to kick out of numerous covers, draining his energy.
10 minutes in and having got Thim down on the floor, CD baseball slides into Thim, sending him outside to the floor. Seeing Thim down CD decides to hit the big finish, climbs to the top turnbuckle and dives off, unfortunately THim see CD coming and manages to just about get out of the way, with the exception of a knee which is planted squarely into the stomach of the plummeting CD, doubling him over and crashing him to the floor.
Taking a cue from CD and seeing that it's CD now down on the outside of the ring, Thim hops over the barrier and climbs the ladder. He gets to the top and mug to the crowd who respond with a torrent of abuse. Just as Thim is about to dive off in a splash on CD, two of the audience members push the ladder, shoving it over the barrier and causing Thim to crash into the barrier on his way down. Security immediatly rush to eject the two fans concerned but it's too late as both me are out. CD is just starting to recover while Thim looks out cold with a severe gash on his head opened up by the barrier, bleeding profusely.
The ref has started his count and CD is trying to get Thim up and back into the ring. He slaps Thim round the face to bring him around a bit and rolls him in. CD tries to get Thim up for the Canadian Destroyer but Thim is on dream street from the fall and a dead weight so instead CD grabs the ladder, sets it up over the top of the turnbuckle and hits Thim clean in the middle of the ring with the DragonSault. The ref counts the one, two three for the pin and then immediately calls for some help from the back to stem the huge gash on Thims head.
WINNER and #1 CONTENDER in 19:20: CANADIAN DRAGONCD's music hits and he poses on the ropes while two trainers rush out to attend to Thim. The sting of the trainers trying to staunch the bloodflow seems to bring Thim around and he suddenly realises what's happened. THim shoves the trainers away and wipes his head with one arm, plastering blood all over himself in the process. Thim storms over the the corner turnbuckle where CD is still posing and rips him off backwards, crashing him down to the mat. THim is immediately on top of CD, raining down a flurry of punches and more than a little of his own blood over the now stricken number one contender. As the ref and trainers try and stop Thim he simply shoves them aside, rolls CD over and locks in the Adjustment.
CD is going purple and tapping as Thim cranks back the pressure but the trainers and ref are back and between them manage to stop Thim. Cd rolls out of the ring clearly in agony and backs away while THim screams at him from inside the ring. As one of the trainers once more tries to attend to Thim, Thim snaps around hitting him with a spinning elbow, knocking him out cold. At that point the other trainer and the ref leave the ring in case it's their turn next.
Seeing the prone trainer Thim rolls him over and locks in a grapevined Reflex-O-Lock, twisting and screaming until even other the noise on the arena a loud crack is heard and the trainer begins screaming and screaming. Thim stands up and grins, blood running down his face and leave the ring.
Meanwhile, Attitude Adjuster storms into the TCH locker room with a handful of money.
AA: Johnny, I suckered some dude out of $125 for that pair of tickets!
JA: Where’s my cut?
AA: Your cut?
JA: Yeah, it was my idea scalping those tickets! I was the one who rummaged thru the Rick’s office and found them. Who knows who he would’ve given them to.
AA: Yeah, but I sold them! It’s my money!
JA: How bout we invest it back into the Sandwich Shoppe? It’s only fair.
AA: (sigh) Deal. But my half is going toward sales.
RF: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
JA: Come on, Tude. Our “match” is up.kz vs. THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER - OOWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPThe Team From Down Under comes out to rousing cheers, and KZ follows to hearty boos. The Chickenshit Heels music plays, but neither Johnny Adrenaline or Attitude Adjuster comes out. The music hits again, but still no Chickenshit Heels. Finally TCH come out, in street clothes, with The Entourage.
JA: Once again, if KZ thinks we’re going to wrestle them, they are sadly mistaken. It’s way too hot, so instead we’ve decided to give The Chickenshit Heels Entourage a beach party!
AA: That’s right, Moose and…and…what’s that guy’s name again?
JA: EZ Money? DJ Peterson? PN News?
AA: It doesn’t matter what his name is! Hey, Johnny, that’s a pretty good catchphrase.
At this point the crowd rains boos down on TCH.
JA: Ahhh, the sweet sounds of booing. KZ, you wish you could be this over as heels. In fact, how’s it feel to turn face? You think you’re heels? Just try to talk!
Moose: I’m not going to talk! I’m going to kick your asses!
The crowd cheers, and Moose gets flustered.
Moose: Stop cheering! You people suck! Fort Defiance? The only thing you guys defy is…
But Moose never gets to his punchline because TTFDU attacks from behind. The match begins with a wild Pier 4 brawl, with Gatorbait and Outback Jack getting the edge and eventually tossing Moose and LD Williams from the ring. Meanwhile, The Posse sets out beach chairs at the head of the ramp and JA and AA bring chairs and a cooler down next to the announce table to do commentary. Johnny starts mixing drinks and AA unwraps a sandwich. Moose and LD hop back into the ring, and it looks like a proper tag match with Moose and Gator in the ring. Moose drives Gator into the corner and hammers away with overhand rights. Gator turns the advantage around, clubs Moose and tags to Jack. The announcers cringe as they have to call a match with Mooseheadjack and Outback Jack. One of these guys ought to change their name. Jack and Jack brawl across the ring, with Jack gaining the advantage. Jack with a clothesline. Jack is staggered. But Jack comes back with a DDT. Jack with a low blow. Jack with an eye poke. Thankfully, Moose tags out to LD and we avoid further confusion. LD takes advantage and levels Outback with a clothesline to the back of the head, then tosses him outside the ring. Whip into the steps! Into the guardrail! LD comes over to the announce table and talks smack at Adrenaline. Adrenaline stands up and throws his drink in LD’s face! LD is momentarily blinded, so AA jumps in. ADRENALINE RUSH THROUGH THE FORT DEFIANCE LOCAL ACCESS CABLE ANNOUNCE TABLE! Moose charges over and attacks AA, and the crowd cheers. Between huge overhand rights, AA stops Moose and points to the cheering crowd. Moose stops and gets upset by the cheers! The brief stoppage allows AA to find his steel-pipe loaded sandwich and clobber Moose! AA tosses Moose into the ring, where Gator awaits. CHOMP!!!!!! Moose might be dead! But ref Sterling Glaw is busy with AA and JA, and despite AA’s intense desire for Glaw to get into the ring, he won’t until AA sits down. AA finally sits down, and Glaw turns to find Gator still pinning Moose. Glaw slides in. One, two…then he realizes Moose nor Gator are the legal men. AA and JA go ballistic outside the ring. Gator is raging, and doesn’t see LD chop block him from behind. LD then grabs Outback, who’s been selling LD’s earlier beating from who knows how many minutes ago. LD goes to work on Outback, who becomes YOUR FACE IN PERIL! LD and Moose do some heel tag team maneuvers to get the crowd heat back on them, but can’t pin Outback. We finally hit the classic HEEL MISCOMMUNICATION MOVE, as Moose goes to whip Outback into LD’s boot in the corner. But Outback reverses, and Moose’s head meets LD’s boot! Outback makes the desperate crawl across the ring and makes the hot tag to Gator. GATOR IS A CONDO ON FIRE! (Because the housing market is in a slump.) Gator takes on Moose and LD, who do the MULTI-PERSON NINJA ATTACK THAT NEVER WORKS! Gator clotheslines LD out of the ring and sets up Moose for the CHOMP! CHOMP!!! NO!! Moose dove out of the way and GATOR CHOMPED STERLING GLAW!!!!! The ref is down! Gator can’t believe what he’s done and tries to help Glaw. Outback and LD are brawling outside the ring, and Junior Hale runs to ringside. Just at that moment, Gator turns around and is met with a HEART PUNCH! Moose falls on top of Gator. One, two, NO! Gator is in the ropes! Moose can’t believe it. Moose argues with Hale, and when he’s done he turns into THE CHOMP!!!!!!! Hale drops for the count. One, two…the bell rings! Gator and Hale turn to see Glaw calling for the bell. Glaw talks to the ring announcer, who tells the crowd. Since Gatorbait CHOMPED the referee, your
WINNERS in 12:29 by DQ and STILL OOWF tag team champions, KZ!Outback and Gator are pissed and arguing with Glaw. Moose and LD demand the belts, but Hale can’t find them. That’s because JA and AA have them, and are ready to attack. But just as they’re ready to pounce, Moose and LD turn around. AA and JA go from attack position to acting like they’re handing the belts to the champs. Moose and LD aren’t buying it, but before they can brawl, TCHs bail up the entry ramp to the safety of The Posse. Which of course makes the crowd cheer KZ and pisses Jack off even more.
CONCRETE TG vs. JIM JONES - OOWF ONSLAUGHT CHAMPIONSHIP, 30 minute Iron Man MatchMel Creech, still selling his injuries from earlier, is YOUR referee!
Jim Jones is disappointed that Sterling Glaw is not available for this match and considers forfeiting because he KNOWS this won't be a straight up match. Mel doesn't seem to care. Concrete enters the ring and seems surprised that Glaw isn't the ref. Jim Jones takes a mic:
"Concrete, I know about your little 'hardcore playground' backstage and I think what you've built back there is far and above against everything that wrestling stands for! Did Lou Thesz need a ladder to be a champion? Did Frank Gotch clobber people with chairs? I KNOW you want to use all that crap against me tonight!"
CTG shakes his head no, but then goes into a martial arts sequence that ends in a knife-edge CHOP to the chest! The crowd "Whoo's" and the match (and clock) start! JJ is staggered by the chop, but regains his senses just before CTG takes him down with a hard clothesline. CTG reverses field to attack again and has his ankle picked by JJ. Floatover turns into a couple of minutes of MAT RASSLIN as they take turns tying each other up. Mel hates these kind of matches and gets a hot dog while those two tussle on the mat. While Mel's gone, JJ tries to submit to an Indian Deathlock variant, and CTG tries to submit to a very tight STF. Mel comes back around the 12 minute mark and checks in on the two of them. Annoyed, Jim Jones argues with Mel, who just tells him he doesn't give a shit and he should just wrestle. CTG interjects as well, but he has a reason - just as Mel turns to tel CTG off a chair sails in from someplace and knocks Mel cold! A rousing cheer from the crowd as Sabu poses for the fans and takes off. JJ indignantly waves in a new ref - this time Angelo Barros - and the match continues. Neither wrestler realizes that the timekeeper has NOT stopped the clock and we're already at 16 minutes! Angelo gets them started and backs away a bit to let them get back to the wrestling. JJ finally gets an upper hand and forces CTG to his knees with a keylock on his left hand. CTG flails before getting his free arm up and snapmaring JJ over. JJ works to his feet and eats a dropkick. As JJ tries to get up from that, CTG is heading for the corner to "Do something cool". JJ has this scouted and as CTG launches for a moonsault, JJ hits CTG in the midsection with a dropkick late in his rotation! CTG lands on his head! JJ Covers for the pinfall, taking the 1-0 lead at 21:52. Barros backs JJ away and gives CTG 15 seconds to get his bearings back. CTG is groggy when he gets to his feet and JJ starts punishing CTG with forearm shots. CTG staggers to the corner where JJ lays into him with more stiff shots, waking CTG up. CTG quickly reverses their positions and chops JJ mercilessly. Barros backs him out of the corner and JJ is quick to follow. CTG sees JJ behind him and hits a Hammersault (asai moonsault/lionsault) as JJ runs into the ropes. CTG uses a double ankle pick to hang JJ on the middle rope so he can land the C-T-G and send JJ sprawling. Barros is loving this, but has completely forgotten that this is Onslaught rules! CTG Decides to show off by trying to do a center-rope springboard shooting star press and NAILS JJ in the center of the ring to tie it up at 27:24. JJ is furious and starts arguing with Barros. CTG backs off this time, since Jim's new. Barros gives as good as he gets and when JJ tries to swing, Barros suddenly grabs JJ's arm, hammerlocks it, and drops JJ square on his neck with a botched hammerlock suplex! CTG admonishes Barros, who backs away. CTG celebrates a moment before heading to the corner again. The crowd stands as one as they see CTG trying to do a handstand on the corner - is this the legendary HANDSTAND SHOOTING STAR PRESS that LADDER was supposed to teach CTG? We'll never know, as JJ recovers enough to slump on one set of ropes and knock CTG off balance. CTG rolls back down to his feet and is german suplexed by JJ. A second attempt is blocked, CTG tries the standing switch and tries a bridging German, but JJ wriggles out at two. As CTG stands up, JJ wraps him up in an Uranage facebuster! CTG is down~! JJ covers, 1, 2,....... *DING* Time is up! JJ Stands to celebrate, but slumps as the time limit has expired.
30:00 DRAWCHRIS COLE VS. ERIC O’ MAC - OOWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Eric makes his way to ringside and looks set to make the most of this great opportunity. Cole enters second flanked by Firechild. He points to the title around his waist when the crowd starts booing. Cole steps into the ring and holds up the gold while smiling at Eric. He looks over at Firechild and they share a laugh at Eric’s expense. Eric doesn’t let the insult throw him off his gain. He just keeps staring a hole into the Champion. The bell rings and both men walk to the center of the ring. Cole starts jawing at Eric. There is no mic but Cole is loud enough to hear anyway. “You aren’t even in my league, chump. You might as well save yourself the beating of a lifetime and just leave now.” Eric replies “I’m not leaving”. Cole slaps Eric across the face. Eric comes back and slaps Cole. Cole shoves Eric. He goes to shove him again but Eric ducks under and then hits a spinning heel kick. Cole pops up and the look on his face now isn’t as playful as it was earlier. Cole and Eric circle around and lockup. Eric wrenches the arm back and then realeases. Cole saunters over to his corner to whisper something to Firechild. Eric is having none of that as he rushes him. EOM lands a clean right, then another. The Champ is reeling. EOM goes for the irish whip, its reversed, EOM comes off the ropes, jumps up and hits a hurricarana. Cole is up quickly and eats a dropkick. Cole up again and takes a stiff spinning heel kick. Cole doesn’t get up fast from that and Eric capitalizes with a dropkick to the face. He covers - 1, 2, no. Both men make it to their feet again and Eric continues with the right hands. Another irish whip attempt by Eric is reversed, CC press him up but EOM dropkicks on the way down. Firechild is going ballistic on the outside. Cole gets back to his feet and eats several vicious chops by EOM which back him into the corner. Eric goes for the whip into the opposite corner but it is reversed. CC charges in but EOM puts up a boot that staggers the champ. EOM jumps to the second turnbuckle and hits a tornado DDT which Cole sells like the champ he is. Eric covers 1, 2, NO! The crowd is really starting to buy into Eric’s chances here tonight. EOM back to the knife edge chops. EOM whips Cole into the ropes, head down, facebuster by Cole. Cole hits a wicked running clothesline bouncing EOM’s head off the canvas. Cole continues the onslaught with some mounted punches. He then tosses EOM over the ropes onto the floor right by Firechild. Senior Ref Sterling Glaw is quick to notice a potential hazard and he jumps down to keep FC at bay. CC goes outside scoop up EOM and drops him on the barricade. Glaw yells at Cole to keep it in the ring. Cole hits a few chops of his won before complying. Cole hits a few straight rights and then whips EOM into the ropes. CC nails a high knee. Cole covers and hooks the leg but Eric kicks out at 2. Cole is up and throws rights backing EOM into the corner. CC keeps up the assault with stomps to the head. He puts his boot onto Eric’s throat and chokes him out until Glaw reaches a four count. Cole does it again and this time Glaw pulls him off by the hair rather then count. This doesn’t sit well with our Champion and he shoves Glaw, Glaw shoves back. CC turns back to Eric and throws a right that misses because EOM is landing a low dropkick to the knee. EOM lands an enzuguri. To the corner and hits the split legged moonsault for a two count. EOM tries to pull up Cole but Cole pulls EOM into the steel post. Cole is ready for end game and calls for the Headliner. He pulls Eric up but Eric counters it into a DDT. EOM kips up and quickly scales the turnbuckle. He soars through the air hitting a PERFECT 5 star frog splash. The crowd goes bananas we are about to see a title change. 1, 2, FOOT ON THE ROPES! Eric can’t believe it. Even FC thought it was over. EOM whips Cole into the corner and starts a 10-punch count. He gets to nine before Cole lifts him up and drops him face first onto the turnbuckle. EOM staggers to the center of the ring and Cole hits a boot the gut and then delivers The Headliner. He covers Eric and gets the 1, 2, 3.
WINNER AT 21:10 AND STILL OOWF World Champion: CHRIS COLEFirechild slides into the ring with the OOWF Title and drapes it over Cole’s arm. He helps Cole to his feet and they walk to the back with Cole visibly leaning on his stable mate all the way up the ramp. Altrageous greets them at the top of the ramp with champagne, and the Set leaves to close out the show.
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