Post by mooseheadjack on Jul 1, 2008 15:48:28 GMT -5
(Missing matches will be added as I get them, I wanted to get the card up at least)
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Baghdad, Kentucky
VOLTAGE vs. PUCK DUPP
We're opening up with a match featuring the OOWF debut of Voltage. Tonight's opponent is Puck Dupp, the Breckinridge County 'Rasslin Association's Middle-Upper-Half-Welterweight Champion.
Voltage taunts at the fans as he makes his way to the ring. Dupp (who's already in the ring) calls for a microphone.
Puck Dupp: Hey, ain't you one of them Australian fellers? G'day, mate! Throw another shrip onto the barbie!
Voltage is FURIOUS and storms the ring, and this match is ON!
The two start off trading punches, Voltage throwing two for every one that Dupp can manage. Dupp realizes this and lifts Voltage up into a brainbuster suplex. Voltage is barely fazed by this, and leaps back up! Voltage starts throwing some hard chops at Dupp, but Dupp seems to be shrugging them off. Voltage decides to change his tactics and goes for a kick to the midsection, but Dupp catches it... counter into an enzuigiri. Dupp is down! Voltage immediately takes this opportunity to taunt Dupp for the Australian remark, and climbs the turnbuckle. He waits for Dupp to climb up as the crowd is starting to boo him and taunt him by singing what sounds like "Waltzing Matilda!"
Dupp gets up and Voltage takes this opportunity to leap from the turnbuckle into a headscissor takedown! The crowd is NOT HAPPY about this! Dupp makes his way up as Voltage continues to rile the fans, and hits him with a baaaaaaaaack body drop. Seeing that Voltage is down, Dupp locks in a hammerlock. Voltage struggles to the ropes and the referee makes Dupp break the hold.
Voltage recovers and is a house of fire as he throws more stiff punches and kicks at Dupp, who is doing his best to fend them off. Voltage takes Dupp to the mat with a hip toss and immediately goes into a front mount, raining blows on Dupp's unprotected head. The referee sees this and forces Voltage off at the count of five.
Voltage sees that Dupp is starting to show signs of wear and goes for the POWER SURGE! Wait, what's this? Dupp reverses with an irish whip to the corner! Voltage is trying to fight Dupp off, but Dupp is hauling him to the top of the turnbuckle... superplex!
Voltage is out of it, and it seems as though Dupp is two... the referee starts the ten-count... Dupp is up at five! He's moving toward Voltage as the referee continues the count and locks in the FARMBAR! That wakes Voltage up! Voltage is trying to escape and... no! VOLTAGE IS TAPPING TO THE FARMBAR! DUPP WINS AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!
Voltage is beside himself! He's cursing the audience as he goes back! My God, what an upset!
THE KNIFE vs. SRIRAM
Knife and Sriram lock up and Sriram backs him into the corner. Sriram breaks clean and they lock up again. This time Sriram takes him over with an arm drag and works the arm bar. Knife rolls through, but Siriam holds on. Knife starts to roll again, but this time kicks Sriram in the jaw to break the hold. He follows up with a jaw breaker and a beautiful drop kick. Sriram takes a breather on the outside. Knife fakes a dive, but lands on the apron when Sriram moves, then snaps off a beautiful hurricurana. Knife tosses him back into the ring and hits a spring board Moonsault for 2. Sriram gouges the eyes and boots him in the gut before snapping him over with a suplex. Rolling through, he hits a face first suplex for 2.
Sriram maintains control with a head vice and some knees to the back. He slams Knife’s head to the mat and then kicks him in the face for good measure. Pulling him up, he drops him gut first across the top rope then turns him inside out with a drop kick to the back of the head. Cover gets 2 and Sriram continues to dissect the back.
Knife stages a comeback after countering a tilt-a-whirl back breaker into a Side Russian Leg Sweep. He picks up the tempo with a pair of clotheslines and a flap jack. Sriram lures him into the corner and pulls him face first into the turnbuckles and then cracks his back with a Lung Blower (or blows out his lungs with a back cracker, whichever you prefer) for 2.
Knife fights through the pain and rallies again, this time punctuated his offensive flurry with Last Rites-style swinging neckbreaker. Cover gets 2 and Knife tries to continue the assault, but his back gives out on him on a scoop slam attempt and Sriram falls into a cover for two. Sriram pulls Knife to his feet, but Knife fires off a rapid succession of punches to the gut and some forearms to the face. Irish whip attempt is countered with a boot to the gut and Sriram plasters Knife on the mat with a power bomb. Sriram manages to roll the shoulder, but Sriram holds onto his legs and hooks ~!!! Knife barely makes the ropes, but the damage is done. Sriram pulls him into a corner and sets his nerve endings on fire with an open hand slap to the chest. He does it again and Knife slaps him in the face. Sriram slaps him back and Knife staggers him with a series of head butts and an jaw breaker that sends Sriram sprawling into the ropes.
Sriram kicks the approaching Knife in the gut then unloads with a barrage of punches that stagger Knife into the opposite ropes. Irish whip attempt is countered and Knife nails Sriram with The Slash~!!!. Both are slow to get up but Knife uncoils with The Stab~!!! Dragging his body, he drapes an arm of Sriram to continue his winning ways..
AX-MAN vs. UNCLE ENTITY
Ax and UE lock up immediately and fight for an advantage. UE finally backs Ax into the corner. Ref Angelo Barolo calls for the break, but UE looks at him disdainfully and takes a wing at Ax. But Ax sees it and dives out of the way, spins UE around and pummels him with quick-action fists. Ax whips UE into the corner and follows in with a mean clothesline. Another corner whip, and Ax follows that with a flying knee to the chest of UE. UE bails out, but Ax follows. Ax follows UE around the ring, catches him and spins him around for another series of punches. Ax whips UE toward the post, but UE reverses and Ax EATS POST! UE quickly takes advantage, tossing Ax into the ring for some suplexes and other technical stuff. Yeah, technical stuff. UE whips Ax into the corner and follows with a clothesline! More punches, another whip to the corner and UE comes flying with the knee. And if you don’t know what happens here, you haven’t watched enough 1970s wrestling. After duplicating the good guy hold for hold, the bad guy MISSES! Ax ducks out of the way of the flying knee, and UE jams the knee hard into the turnbuckle. Ax quickly capitalizes, doing the classic Ric Flair jump on the leg while on the ropes thing, then into a prolonged leg lock routing while asking UE to give up. Meanwhile, Firechild comes to ringside. UE won’t give up, so Ax picks him up, whip to the ropes. UE sees Firechild hope to the apron and reverses. But Ax double-reverses and UE gets sent flying into FIRECHILD! Firechild flies off the apron, and Ax chop blocks UE from behind! Ax pulls UE over to the corner, whips his leg into the ring post, then pulls him back in for the FIGURE-FOUR! UE is screaming in pain, but Ax is concentrating entirely on Firechild, who stands outside the ring, thinking about running interference. Ax calls Firechild into the ring, but FC doesn’t move. UE tries to get to the ropes, but Ax blocks him twice, and finally UE taps out!
WINNER in 10:19, Ax-man.
But Ax won’t let go of the hold, despite UE screaming that he’s breaking his leg. Firechild remains at ringside, but doesn’t move. Ax continues to apply pressure and threaten Firechild. Firechild slowly backs away; Ax applies more pressure and suddenly we hear a LOUD POP! follows by UE screaming and clutching his leg. Ax releases the hold and slowly walks out of the ring, not even acknowledging that he probably broke UE’s leg. EMTs are quick the scene. They strap UE to a backboard and tape his head to the board, because everyone knows that no matter what the injury you must tape a wrestlers head to the backboard.
APOCALYPTIC EXISTENCE vs. ECOSYSTEM
The lights go down, Egobrain by System of a Down comes on, and Apocalyptic Existence walks out from behind the OO TronMaster 6000. Flaming crosses light up down the aisle as he walks down the lamp. Yes, that's right, flaming crosses. Now that HH has left, other wrestlers are allowed to have long entrances filled with high tech stuff. Yes, I just compared Hardbody Harris to Triple H. I know, I slay myself too. As the lights come back on, we have to wait for poor Roberto the OO janitor to drag the crosses away. (Hey, it could be worse. It could have been Jesus H. Kidneypuncher. I know, I'm exceedingly witty.)
Then Green Day's "Minority" comes on, and down the ramp strolls Ecosystem. He's wearing an "Impeach the President" t-shirt. No, not really. It actually says, "Why not Nader", but the momentary confusion allowed Razz to state his political beliefs. Awesome, I believe in workplace rights as well.
Gavin Hale is YOUR referee! He'll be signing autographs after the match, so restrain yourselves, girls.
The bell rings, and this one is on! Collar and elbow lock-up, AE forces Eco to the corner. A clean break, but Eco slaps him one. "I used to own this company!" AE is ticked and lunges for him, but Eco drop toe holds him into the second turnbuckle. AE gets to one knee, but a running knee to the back from Eco puts him down again. Eco sets up in the opposite corner, and charges as AE starts to get up, but AE dodges to the side, and Eco misses, hits the turnbuckle, and staggers backwards. AE grabs him for a German Suplex, but Eco elbows him in the face a couple times, and goes behind him. Up for a spinning hurricarana, AE tries to counter to a power bomb, but Eco won't go, so Eco is flipped off to land on his feet instead, upon which AE clotheslines him down. Stomps Eco to the corner, foot choke thingy, waits to the last second to let Eco go. As if he ever wouldn't. These heels are so damn evil. Eco tries to get to his feet, AE clubs him back down. Brutal looking knee drop followed by a pin count for 1. Eco pulled to his feet, whipped off the ropes, ducks the clothesline, springboard moonsault, AE dodges (suprisingly quick for a surprisingly quick big man), Eco lands on his feet, but gets taken out by a vicious elbow to the back from AE. Another pin gets one and a half, Eco is running out of lives here. Another whip followed by a devastating clothesline. Stomp, stomp, stomp- then he grabs Eco and chokes him for 4 and 99,000/100,000 of a second. Lifts Eco up for a devastating power bomb. Pin gets two. Arr me mateys, Eco be takin' a thrashing from that scurvy dog (right now it's talk like a pirate day). AE has had enough and calls for the Apocalypse Now (c'mon, work with me here, I love that movie). Is it over? No, Eco flips out and takes down AE with a low round kick. Kicks to the joints, cutting AE down to size. Out of nowhere he applies a cross face chicken wing! AE manages to fight his way out of it. Elbows to the gut, Eco is sent to the ropes once more but this time comes back with a spinning leg scissors into a cross arm lock. AE looks to be in some slight discomfort, but refuses to tap. Eco releases the hold, sending AE to the corner and following him in with a leaping enzaguiri. AE is dazed- but only for a second, as he sends some rights and lefts Eco's way. Sets Eco up on the second rope, then the top- he's going for one of those ECW backwards power bomb things. But a rake to the eye from Eco! The ref never saw it-because, you know, he isn't taller than AE standing on the second rope. Eco hops to AE's shoulders- HOLY SHIT spinning reverse hurricarana from the top to the floor! AE may in fact be dead. Eco is too tired to capitalize, and it takes him six seconds off the countdown to get up, and knock back down a dazed AE. Eco sets AE up, and heads to the top rope. Flying elbow drop! Will it connect? Yes it does (halleluiah halleluiah). Pin gets two. Eco is complaining about the count, spins to hit AE back down in the nick of time. Grabs his legs, looking for a submission of some sort (we'll never know because AE kicked Eco down). AE heads off the ropes, rebound into an elbow drop to the gut with mustard on it. Can Eco ketchup? Kicks out of the pin at one and one half, he's not done yet. AE beginning to show some frustration. He shoves Eco into the corner, Eco slumps to a sitting position. AE sets himself up, then runs to the corner, looking for a boot to the head. But Eco manages to roll away, under the ropes and out of the ring. AE is annoyed. He moves to get out of the ring- Eco has disappeared. Of course he's under the ring, an upward swing of the fist towards the groinal area crosses AE's stars, and the ref's vision of the event was nothing to write home about. (I'm getting ready for the return of the hockey season announcers). Eco rolls AE into the ring, pins for 2 and 99,999/100,000 seconds (eat that pin break precision timing, Chris Masters, who I remember once goofed it.) Eco looks mad, but cinches in the Endgame and that's all she wrote.
WINNER in 13:57 Ecosystem
CAPELLAN vs. FIRECHILD
Firechild scores the win after interference from 3PS
UNDERDAWG vs. SERAPH
Seraph is out first, and waits in the ring stoically as the lights go out.
BONG…
BONG…
Bark!
Underdawg makes his way to the ring and raises the lights. He seems slightly miffed that Seraph has no reaction to his entrance, and quickly removes his hat and coat to stand nose to …chest with Seraph. Referee Mel Creech calls for the bell and we’re underway. Underdawg with a flurry of dog bones, an Irish whip, and a clothesline. Seraph gets to his feet with no change in expression, so Underdawg repeats the same sequence, substituting a big boot at the end. Seraph manages to duck the boot, hooks Underdawg’s leg on his shoulder, and levers the big Dawg off his feet. Seraph goes for a sharpshooter but is kicked off. Both men get to their feet and lock up, with UD backing the smaller man into the corner. UD hits a pair of chops, but Seraph doesn’t react, so UD, ignoring Mel’s half-hearted warnings, clubs Seraph in the head repeatedly until he goes down. UD stomps a mud hole, and attempts to walk it dry, but Seraph rolls to the outside. UD follows him out and eats a chop for his trouble. A second and third chop stagger the big Dawg, and Seraph bounces his head off the apron. An Irish whip turns out to be a mistake, as UD puts on the brakes and pulls Seraph face-first into the ring post. Seraph collapses in a heap, but still remains stoic. UD emits a growl that causes the first three rows to step back, and stuffs Seraph back into the ring. UD throws Seraph to the ropes and attempts a clothesline. Seraph ducks, ducks another attempt on the return trip, and hits the Propitiation! Seraph covers, but gets thrown off at two, clearing Mel and bouncing across the ring. UD gets up with fire in his eyes and stalks Seraph. He lifts Seraph up and drills him with a body slam, followed by a series of elbow drops. UD hits the ropes and plants a leg on Seraph’s throat. UD picks Seraph up and locks on the Dawgmission. Seraph struggles, but refuses to submit or even cry out, despite how UD grinds in the hold. Seraph is fading, but before he passes out UD releases the hold. He picks Seraph up and nails the Last Ride. He starts to cover, but stops, shaking his head. He picks Seraph up again and spikes him with the Fire Plug Driver. UD’s eyes roll back as he covers. Mel Creech counts one…two…three.
Winner, in 14:56, Underdawg.
CONCRETE TG vs. CANADIAN DRAGON
Mel Creech is YOUR referee!
Canadian dragon hits the ring first to a mixed reaction, then the crowd lights up for Concrete as he walks proudly to the ring, Sabu and LADDER are not far behind, but stop about halfway down the ramp. Sabu and LADDER find a spot just behind the last row of floor seats near the ramp to sit and watch. CTG and CD circle to start, then lock up in the center of the ring. A bit of pushing around and CD is forced to a corner, where Creech half-heartedly breaks things up. The two circle and lock up again, this time CD pushing to a corner. Clean break, but CD slaps Concrete. Stunned, CTG looks to the crowd before fighting his way out of the corner. Irish whip for CD, quickly reversed as CD hits the mat, CTG hops over and hits the ropes, CD leapfrogs CTG, Concrete hits the ropes again. CD drops to the mat to use his legs to flip Concrete across the ring, but CTG tumbles over CD, right into a Gryfonsault! CD is caught off guard as CTG twisted in midair on the Gryfonsault into a pin, but even then only gets one as Creech took too long getting over to the pin fall. CTG rolls to a kneel as CD stands up and the two lock up again. This time CTG gets an arm wringer on CD and yanks hard on the arm. CD gets to the ropes and somersaults out of it, reversing it on CTG. Concrete struggles, but CD chains it into a hammerlock.... then SUPLEXES CTG! Cover is only a one count, but the momentum has turned. CD whips CTG into the corner and splashes him with a wheel kick. CTG slumps as CD rolls back to his feet and slams CTG with a corner clothesline. CTG drops to a sitting position and CD stomps CTG flat. CD then pulls concrete from the corner and slaps on a SHARPSHOOTER! CTG flails weakly but CD has it cinched in tight!
ConcreteTG: Creech checks on Concrete, and CTG refuses to surrender. CD thinks he has this won, but the crowd starts chanting for Concrete. CTG shakes his fist to the cadence of the crowd, which escalates with clapping and stomping. Suddenly, both hands slam the mat and Concrete pushes up! CD seems perplexed but can't do anything with Concrete in the hold! CTG claws the mat and starts dragging CD toward the ropes. CD frantically shakes his head no, but can't seem to slow Concrete as he drags CD to the ropes and hooks the bottom rope with both hands. CD can't pull CTG off the ropes, but pulls enough that CTG isn't even touching the mat! CTG screams in pain as Creech counts off, CD releasing at 4 1/2. CTG is almost flat on his face, gasping for air as CD approaches CTG again. He hangs CTG on the middle rope, stands on his back and pulls on the top rope, choking CTG on the middle rope. Creech again half-heartedly counts off, CD hopping down again at 4. CD then vaults over the ropes and leg drops CTG across the back of his neck, CD then dropping to the floor. CTG droops over the apron, dazed. CD drags CTG out of the ring and slings him into the guardrail back-first. CTG slams into the rail and grimaces in pain. CD points to CTG and draws a thumb across his throat, drawing boos from the crowd. CD gathers CTG and suplexes him on the floor, drawing more ire from the fans. CD celebrates a moment before hefting CTG off the ground and slinging him toward the steps - but CTG reverses and CD slams into them shoulder first. CTG drops to a knee, a faint grin on his face. CD is still holding his shoulder as he gets to his feet. He rolls into the ring (Creech was only at 4 anyway) and rolls out, then charges concrete. The two brawl all around the floor to the delight of the crowd, but CD finally gets the upper hand with a desperation spine buster on the floor! CTG seems beaten, but CD decides to escape while he can. He shortcuts across the ring (Mel was at 7), shakes Mel's hand and slips him some cash, then rolls out of the ring at ramp side and walks up the ramp. Sabu, seeing his buddy getting beaten down like that, stands at the top of the ramp with a chair in hand. CD points at Sabu and laughs, but when he turns back to the ring Mel is already out of there, ordering his mid-match hot dog. CD backs up toward the ring, Sabu making sure CD can't go anywhere else, putting CD in range of Concrete's SUICIDE DIVE! The two tumble up the ramp a bit, but CTG has recovered enough to start mounting a final comeback. He drags CD back to the ring and rolls him in, sliding in right behind him. He stands CD up and chops him to pieces, backing him to a corner.
10 punch count along for the crowd! CD drops to the mat and rolls out again, deciding once again he's had enough. This time Concrete pursues, and the two run up the ramp and chase each other around LADDER. CD shortcuts and walks under LADDER to get to Concrete, inadvertently knocking LADDER over and both of them falling on Concrete! CTG fights bravely, but with two combatants on him the numbers game would inevitably catch up. Mel walks by and tells CD and CTG to get back to the ring, and he sends LADDER to the back. When LADDER doesn't leave, Mel waves Angelo Barros out to take LADDER away. Creech orders them both back to the ring so he can finish this match and go home. CD stands Concrete up and starts dragging him back to the ring, noting that LADDER must have busted concrete open. Mel waits for them to get back in the ring before climbing in himself. CTG is still wobbly, but flails at CD as he tries to knock CTG down for another SHARPSHOOTER, but this time CTG gets his legs up and shoves CD off. CTG gets to his feet to try and catch CD for the CEMENT MIXER but CD gets in a standing switch. CTG can't counter as CD repositions him! CANADIAN DESTROYER! CD collapses on Concrete for the pin.
WINNER in 22:22 Canadian Dragon
After the match, CD celebrates up the ramp as some odds and ends fly at him from the crowd. CTG crawls to the far corner and gets a mic:
"Dragon, I may not have been able to finish you tonight, but this time you dragged LADDER into this! I don't want him in the middle of our feud, but maybe some of his family members would like to help us settle this! I want a Ladder Match at Hell on Earth II!"
THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. THE HALFRICAN AMERICANS vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER vs. THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE vs. DRINK & DESTROY vs. THE NEW ORIGINAL NEW CLASSIC BLACKJACKS 2000 vs. MIERDA DEL POLLO RUDOS – Tag Team Scramble, winner gets a title shot at Hell on Earth II
The Chickenshit Heels vs. The Halfrican Americans vs. The Team From Down Under vs. The Devil's Brigade vs. Drink & Destroy vs. The New Original New Classic New Blackjacks 2000 vs. Mierda Del Pollo Rudos in a Tag Team Gauntlet Elimination Match – with a shot at the OOWF Tag Champs on the line!
Numbers have been drawn at random to determine the entry of the teams – when a team is eliminated, next team in line may immediately enter the match! And now for the first two teams!
Team #1: The Chickenshit Heels! - Johnny Adrenaline and Al Capps are complaining LOUDLY about a fix on their way to the ring, giving Angelo Barros a real ear full. Barros tries to explain that he had nothing to do with setting the order, when the team #2 is introduced….
IT’S The Devil’s Brigade! Harper Camby and Tommy O’Neill stalk down to the ring with VERY satisfied smiles on their faces – and Tommy has a chain wrapped around his fist. The Chickenshit Heels get ready for a fight, TDB gets in the ring – Al Capps with some trash talk for Camby, who starts to charge but is held up by the referee…. Camby demands to start for The Brigade, the Chickenshits shoot for it – tie…again, another tie…FINALLY Al Capps it picked to face Harper! The ref calls for the bell, and - - -
The Chickenshit Heels BAIL OUT OF THE RING! Barros looks REAL confused, and Camby is steaming mad. TCH make their way up the ramp, giving the universal “We’re way too smart for this” point to the head, while being counted out….
Winner by COUNT OUT in .12 – The Devil’s Brigade!
Immediately, THUNDERSTRUCK blares over the sound system, and The Team From Down Under storm the ring! Nobody waits for a legal man, as all 4 grapplers tear into each other with wild abandon! Finally, the referee gets some order and we have Jack vs. Camby. Neither man is giving an inch, and technical wrestling is out the window as this is a brawl, pure and simple. Then OBJ changes gears, whips Harper to the ropes and then flings him across the ring with a Japanese arm drag. As Camby gets up, Outback is there with a running knee to the head, and then whips Harper into the TTFDU corner. OBJ gets the ref’s attention, and Gator grabs Harper by the throat, choking him with the tag rope! He breaks before he’s caught, but does hold Camby’s arms so Outback can bury a running shoulder block into his gut. Tag to Gatorbait!
Gator continues on a tear, chaining power move after power move until Harper goes to the eyes to create some separation. Jack then start pounding away, hitting punches and kicks anywhere he can, looking for that body part that TDB can rip off and take home. He tags in Tommy O’Neill, who continues the punishment. O’Neill starts focusing on Gator’s neck, hitting a swinging neck breaker, a rolling neck snap and a standing neck vice. He then picks up Gator and tags HC back in, - double-team hotshot into a suplex! Cover by Camby – 1 – 2 – Gator kicks out! Camby stands Gator up, and SPIKES him with the Power bomb! Cover – 1 -2 and Outback Jack pulls O’Neill off!
The ref gets OBJ out of the ring, giving TDB the chance they need – Camby holds Gator open, and Tommy O’Neill loads his fist with the chain for a Wicked Left Hook – But Outback blows past the ref and charges the Irish Devil to save his partner! O’Neill redirects OBJ over the top rope, and whirls around to throw the finisher – BUT OUTBACK LANDS ON HIS FEET! Outback leaps to the apron and then to the top turnbuckle with an amazing display of agility, and dims TO’s lights with a top rope BOOMERANG!
Angelo Barros moves to get both men out of the ring, and totally misses Gator’s low mule-kick on Camby, then smashes the back of his head into Camby’ nose – that might be broken, folks! Gatorbait isn’t done, countering the stunned Harper into position, and CHOMP! Camby is OUT! Cover – 1 – 2 – 3!
Winners in 15:34 – The Team From Down Under!
TDB is herded to the back, and now The Halfrican Americans hit the ring! Its speed vs. power – Gator stays in the ring to face Fly – Gator is still shaking off the effects of the last match, but Fly isn’t holding back, starting off with a missile drop-kick that hits square on the mark! Fly breakdances up, Gives a moonwalk, tags in Nayr – double team elbow drop! Nayr off the ropes, springboard off the middle rope into a Naysault! Cover – 1 – 2 Gator kicks out!
Nayr picks up Gatorbait, and whips him into the ropes – Gator reverses, Nayr ducks under the charge, leaps for a cross-body – Gator catches the luchador, spins him around and CHOMP! Nayr might be dead! Cover by Gator – 1 – FLY saves the match with a top rope leg drop on Gatorbait! Fly gets back to his corner, yelling for Nayr to tag out, Gator gets over to Outback Jack. OBJ is in, and goes to drop an elbow on Nayr – who rolls clear! Jack is to his feet, tries a second elbow, Nayr avoids it and gets to his feet – dropkick to OBJ’s legs, Nayr tumbles over OBJ’s back and tags in FLY as he tumbles out of the ring and to the floor!
Fly hits the ring and gets ready to lock up with Outback Jack when LD Williams hops the rail, getting Gator and Outback’s attention – With both members of TTFDU and Fly distracted, Moosehead Jack comes in from the other side, and in full view of Angelo Barros, gives Fly a chain assisted HEART PUNCH! Barros has no choice, and calls for the bell!
WINNER BY DQ in 3:13 – The Halfrican Americans!
The Team From Down Under just do NOT believe it, and after trying to argue with the referee, storm out of the ring and right up the aisle after KZ! As they charge past, out come Mierda Del Pollo Rudos for the next match!
Nayr is out at ringside, and Fly is shaking off the effect of the Heart Punch, so MDPR pick Fly up, and plant him with “the Great Egglayer of Doom” – the Snapshot! Fly is already out, so this is all academic at this point -
Winner by pinfall in .45 - Mierda Del Pollo Rudos!
Fly and Nayr get helped out as The New Original New Classic New Blackjacks 2000 hit the ring -
Stank and FC Capslock tear right into MDPR, who bail out before any REAL damage can be done, and FCC and Stank are hot on their tails – The members of MDPR head in opposite directions around the ring, and try stereo Thez Press’ on the NONCNB2K – But Stank and FC catch them, and drive them into the ring apron and then pound away! The ref gets to 6 before Stank and FC roll them back into the ring.
Back in the ring, the Rudo take the boots to FC and Stank before they can get fully into the ring. After a few seconds of beatdown, Rudo #1 attempts an Irish whip on Stank, who reverses and throws the masked man hard into the corner. FC Capslock bulls his man into the opposite corner, then NONCNB2K hit avalanche clotheslines on BOTH members of MDPR! Stank then whips Rudo #2 across the way and FCC sidesteps, Capslock whips Stank into BOTH opponents! The crowd goes NUTS as Stank and FFC toss Rudo #2 out of the ring!
Angelo Barros finally gets order restored, and it is Rudo #1 and Stank. Stank keeps the pressure up, flooring his opponent and the delivering multiple elbow drops to the back. Stank picks up the Rudo, drags him into the friendly corner, blind tag by FFC – Stank crushes Rudo #1with a belly to belly Suplex, FFC off the ropes – LEGDROP! Cover – 1 – 2 – Rudo #2 comes in and breaks it up! The ref shoos #2 out of the ring, FFC picks up his Yellow Masked opponent – Rudo #1 with a gouge the eyes, then he staggers back and #2 tags himself in.
#2 immediately chop-blocks FFC, putting the big man down – starts working the knee, using kicks to the hamstring, elbow drops on the knee itself, and even breaking out an old-school spinning toe hold! FFC starts to sit up, then roll to one knee, Rudo #1 points at Stank to distract the referee, and #2 kicks FFC in the groin, putting him back on the mat! Rudo #2 does a Flair Strut, and starts to lock on a figure 4, but FFC kicks him off. #2 rebounds off the ropes and looks for a clothesline, but instead of standing up, FFC lunges forward on all fours, head butting #2 in the gut! Rudo #2 is down, and FCC makes his way to his corner – Tag to Rudo #1 – TAG TO STANK!
Stank is a one man wrecking crew, shoulder blocking Rudo #1 to the mat, then kicking #2 to the floor. As #1 gets to his feet, Stank scoops him up and bull rushes him into the corner. Stank hooks Rudo #1 into the tree of woe – running knee to the gut! Stank unhooks #1, and STANKONIA!
Before Stank can cover, Drink and Destroy hit the ring! Stank gets to his feet, FFC joins him and the four men meet in the center of the ring, throwing haymakers! Barros sees Rudo #1 roll out of the ring, and tries to get the other two teams separated. Josh O’Neal gets the better of FFC by kicking him in the knee, dropping the Pride of Fresno to the mat. O’Neal lines up for a kick, but FFC catches the leg, and hoists is former protégé up on his shoulders – but before he can do anything, Josh goes to the eyes, throwing FFC off balance – he tumbles into the ropes, and both men go over the top HARD!
Stank fares better against Spin Hansen, winning the slugfest and then dropping him with a head-butt. Spin tries to battle back, but Stank run him the ropes, buries a knee into his gut and then throws Spin over the top! Spin gets up talking trash, Stank acknowledges the crowd, and he and the referee, misses Spin pulling something out of his pocket – Spin yells at Stank again, and when Stank leans over the top rope to respond SPIN HANSEN THROWS A FIREBALL IN STANK’S FACE!
Stank staggers back in pain, the Mierda Del Pollo Rudos are back in the ring! #2 leg sweeps Stank, and #1 hits a top rope elbow as #2 rolls out – but no so far out as to not hold Stank’s leg giving his partner the leverage he needs for the 1 – 2 – 3!
WINNERS IN 18:52 - Mierda Del Pollo Rudos!
THIM REYNOLDS vs. BLACKDRAGON vs. ERIC O’MAC – Onslaught Championship Match
Thim Reynolds is out first, but only gets a few steps down the aisle before being blindsided by Eric O’ Mac. Eric kicks away at Thim while he’s down, then picks him up and throws him into the railing. Eric springs on top of the railing, and Thim hooks his leg, dropping him crotch first on the bar. Thim turns around to clear his head and nearly loses it to a Blackdragon clothesline. Dragon tosses Thim into the ring apron as Eric gingerly climbs off the railing. Dragon chops Thim, delivers a second one, then turns to Eric, who makes an “after you” gesture. After another chop, Dragon waves Eric over. As Sterling Glaw orders them to get into the ring, they each grab an arm, pull Thim away from the apron, and whip him back against it. They pull Thim away from the ring again, and Eric goes high while Dragon goes low for a total elimination. Sterling is out on the floor now, but can’t get close enough to take control due to flailing limbs. Dragon picks Thim up and pins his arms behind him. Eric goes for a super kick, but Thim slides out of the way and Dragon goes down. So much for teamwork. Eric drops a knee on Thim’s neck before he can get up, shrugs, and stomps on Dragon as well. He takes a moment to showboat for the crowd, and leaves himself open for yet another low blow from Thim. As Eric contemplates a career singing soprano, Thim heaves him over the railing into the crowd. As Thim turns back to Dragon, he eats a chop, followed by a suplex. Dragon picks Thim up and whips him toward the steps, but Thim reverses, and Dragon is the one who hits the steel. Eric gets slowly to his feet and crawls over the railing. As he does, Firechild comes down the aisle. Thim sees him coming and tells him to leave, but FC ignores him. Thim grabs Sterling and points him toward Firechild. He takes the hint and tries to eject FC, but gets shoved out of the way. Thim watches FC pick Eric up and lay into him, and fails to notice Dragon getting to his feet. Dragon clubs Thim in the head and rolls him into the ring. Dragon follows him in and Tosses Thim to the ropes, catching him with a power slam. The bell rings and Dragon, assuming the match has finally started, covers Thim as FC tosses Eric into the steps. Sterling Glaw slides into the ring, grabs Dragon’s leg, and pulls him off. The bell rings again. Sterling, fed up after being shoved by FC a second time, has tossed the match.
No Contest in 9:43
After the match: FC slides into the ring to check on Thim, who shoves him down. FC springs to his feet and gets in Thim’s face, yelling that he was only trying to help. Thim responds that “Help like this, I don’t bloody well need!” and the two “allies” continue to argue all the way back to the locker room.
WCW vs. KZ – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
MHJ and LD are restless as the new champs make their way to the ring. Kz roll out of the ring and the brawl is on! Moose grabs Wilder and throws him into the nearest set of ring steps. LD and attempts to DDT Westgaard on the floor, but Westgaard is able to ram LD into the ring apron. Jack continues his assault on Wilder, but Wilder frees some space with a jaw breaker and then whips MHJ into the steel guardrail.
The bell sounds a LD and Westgaard slug it out in the middle of the ring. Meanwhile on the outside, MHJ eats tag team gold as Wilder drop kicks him in the face with his title. It just wouldn’t be a MHJ match without a little blood and carnage, so the blood oozing from MHJ’s eye brow meets half the criteria.
LD varies up his strikes with chops and boots to the knee, but Westgaard manages to catch the leg on one attempt and muscle LD up for a Ron Simmons like Spine buster. Westgaard tags in Wilder and the pace quickens as Wilder keeps LD off balance with his speed. Finally LD is able to turn the tide when he power bombs Wilder on a hurricurana attempt. Tag made to MHJ and he brings the heelish violence.
Nothing fancy, just old school mud hole stomping with some illegal choking throw in to spice it up. Wilder finds himself in the wrong part of town and LD chokes him with the tag belt while MHJ distracts the ref. MHJ charges in with a vile clothesline then blasts him in the face with a pair of elbows. LD tagged in and he continues the assault.
The arena echoes with the sounds of LD’s chops. Irish whip blocked, so LD boots him in the gut until he let’s go of the ropes. Wilder shot in, but he rebounds off the ropes and drops LD with a leg lariat. A series of clothesline’s keeps LD off balance and Wilder hits a run up the ropes tornado DDT for a near fall. LD rakes the eyes then falls back to tag in MHJ who buries a knee into Wilders abdomen, then hits a pump handle gut buster to further the damage. MHJ then double stomps him in the gut and taunts Westgaard while lazily pinning Wilder for 2. MHJ continues to bring the violence with rough turnbuckle treatment and a short, chest first whip into the corner that he follows up with a clothesline to the back of the head. LD tagged in and he hits a spring board stomp to the back of Wilder’s head. Grapevining the legs, he pulls Wilder onto his knees and locks in a seated modified surfboard maneuver with added Dragon Sleeper. Westgaard manages to break that up but MHJ and LD double team in the interim.
Wilder battles back and manages to counter MHJ into a reverse DDT position. He then boots LD in the gut and DDTs both of them at the same time. Diving tag to Westgaard and he Cross Checks the recovering MHJ ¾ of the way across the ring. LD staggers right into the Ice Auger~!!! MHJ boots Westgaard in the face and this brings in
Wilder. Fast and furious brawling ensues and in the melee MHJ and Westgaard wind up on the apron and slug it out. MHJ counters a suplex attempt with a blatant low blow, then shaves a few inches off Westgaard’s height with a vertebra crunching pile driver. Wilder hits a double jump drop kick to send MHJ to the floor. LD attacks from behind and hits a half nelson suplex on Wilder. From the floor, MHJ helps LD pull Westgaard’s limp body into the ring where LD covers amazingly only for two. Just then, Gator grabs MHJ from behind and they braw up the aisle while the ref checks on Wilder. OBJ is in the ring now and destroys LD with a barb wire assisted Boomerang~!!! When the ref turns around, he finds a recovered Westgaard muscling LD into an Electric Chair position. Wilder springs to the top and hits a Dooms Day Rana. Westgaard covers and the champs retain.
CHRIS COLE vs. ALTRAGEOUS – Non-Title Match, Underdawg special enforcer, Capellan special referee
Capellan races to the ring and slides under the bottom rope then springs to the top rope to the delight of the crowd. Capellan is wearing the striped referee shirt for this evening. Next UnderDawg appears at the top of the ramp amid a cloud of smoke and makes his way to the ring. To make sure he is the enforcer, Dawg brings a sledgehammer with him to the ring. Finally, Cole and Alt are announced, then make their way to the ring together, not looking a bit happy about what could happen tonight. Cole and Alt get into the ring and they immediately dash toward Capellan who is waiting calmly in the corner, but before they can get to him, UD jumps on the apron with the sledgehammer and the members of 3PS back off. Cap makes his way to the center of the ring and calls both men in for instructions. He pats both men down, much to their irritation. Then he asks for the title belts. First he gets the world title from Chris Cole, looks at it for a moment, then tosses it to UD outside the ring. Dawg grabs the belt and holds it high for everyone to see, then sets it on the table. The whole time Cole looks at him seething with rage. Then Cap calls for Altrageous belt. Alt looks furious as he hands it over to Cap, Cap looks around, but there is no ring girl around, so he takes the belt and slings it over his shoulder and shoots a shit eating grin at Alt. Alt is beside himself. Finally he calls for the bell and Alt falls down and Cole falls on top of him for the pin. Capellan doesn’t move. He instead, looks at his nails, polishes the OOWF Intercontinental title, and generally ignores what Cole and Alt are trying to pull. Cole leaps to his feet and gets in Cap’s face, screaming with rage, so Cap turns with the IC title, and PASTES Cole between the eyes! Altrageous jumps to his feet, but he is immediately dropped with a sledgehammer shot between the eyes! The crowd is going crazy as Dawg and Cap stand before the prone, bloody members of 3Piece Set. Cap looks at Dawg and he nods, so Cap slips out of the ring and rummages under the ring and pulls out a table. Meanwhile UD grabs Chris Cole and choke slams him hard on the mat. Firechild runs in, but eats a boot for his trouble. Finally with the table set up, UD hoists Alt onto his shoulders with his back to the table, Capellan climbs to the top rope, gets his balance, and leaps, connecting with a drop kick to Alt’s chest that knocks him off of UD’s shoulders, out of the ring, and through the table! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! The two turn their attention to Cole, Capellan slips out of the ring and grabs a chair, and PASTES Cole in the head with it, UD then scoops Cole up and lands a Fireplug Piledriver on the chair! For revenge from earlier in the night, Capellan pulls Firechild to his feet and whips him toward UD, UD goozles him and chokeslams the hell out of Firechild. Capellan and UnderDawg raise their hands in victory standing over the prone bodies of 3Piece Set.
WINNER – No Match
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Baghdad, Kentucky
VOLTAGE vs. PUCK DUPP
We're opening up with a match featuring the OOWF debut of Voltage. Tonight's opponent is Puck Dupp, the Breckinridge County 'Rasslin Association's Middle-Upper-Half-Welterweight Champion.
Voltage taunts at the fans as he makes his way to the ring. Dupp (who's already in the ring) calls for a microphone.
Puck Dupp: Hey, ain't you one of them Australian fellers? G'day, mate! Throw another shrip onto the barbie!
Voltage is FURIOUS and storms the ring, and this match is ON!
The two start off trading punches, Voltage throwing two for every one that Dupp can manage. Dupp realizes this and lifts Voltage up into a brainbuster suplex. Voltage is barely fazed by this, and leaps back up! Voltage starts throwing some hard chops at Dupp, but Dupp seems to be shrugging them off. Voltage decides to change his tactics and goes for a kick to the midsection, but Dupp catches it... counter into an enzuigiri. Dupp is down! Voltage immediately takes this opportunity to taunt Dupp for the Australian remark, and climbs the turnbuckle. He waits for Dupp to climb up as the crowd is starting to boo him and taunt him by singing what sounds like "Waltzing Matilda!"
Dupp gets up and Voltage takes this opportunity to leap from the turnbuckle into a headscissor takedown! The crowd is NOT HAPPY about this! Dupp makes his way up as Voltage continues to rile the fans, and hits him with a baaaaaaaaack body drop. Seeing that Voltage is down, Dupp locks in a hammerlock. Voltage struggles to the ropes and the referee makes Dupp break the hold.
Voltage recovers and is a house of fire as he throws more stiff punches and kicks at Dupp, who is doing his best to fend them off. Voltage takes Dupp to the mat with a hip toss and immediately goes into a front mount, raining blows on Dupp's unprotected head. The referee sees this and forces Voltage off at the count of five.
Voltage sees that Dupp is starting to show signs of wear and goes for the POWER SURGE! Wait, what's this? Dupp reverses with an irish whip to the corner! Voltage is trying to fight Dupp off, but Dupp is hauling him to the top of the turnbuckle... superplex!
Voltage is out of it, and it seems as though Dupp is two... the referee starts the ten-count... Dupp is up at five! He's moving toward Voltage as the referee continues the count and locks in the FARMBAR! That wakes Voltage up! Voltage is trying to escape and... no! VOLTAGE IS TAPPING TO THE FARMBAR! DUPP WINS AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!
Voltage is beside himself! He's cursing the audience as he goes back! My God, what an upset!
THE KNIFE vs. SRIRAM
Knife and Sriram lock up and Sriram backs him into the corner. Sriram breaks clean and they lock up again. This time Sriram takes him over with an arm drag and works the arm bar. Knife rolls through, but Siriam holds on. Knife starts to roll again, but this time kicks Sriram in the jaw to break the hold. He follows up with a jaw breaker and a beautiful drop kick. Sriram takes a breather on the outside. Knife fakes a dive, but lands on the apron when Sriram moves, then snaps off a beautiful hurricurana. Knife tosses him back into the ring and hits a spring board Moonsault for 2. Sriram gouges the eyes and boots him in the gut before snapping him over with a suplex. Rolling through, he hits a face first suplex for 2.
Sriram maintains control with a head vice and some knees to the back. He slams Knife’s head to the mat and then kicks him in the face for good measure. Pulling him up, he drops him gut first across the top rope then turns him inside out with a drop kick to the back of the head. Cover gets 2 and Sriram continues to dissect the back.
Knife stages a comeback after countering a tilt-a-whirl back breaker into a Side Russian Leg Sweep. He picks up the tempo with a pair of clotheslines and a flap jack. Sriram lures him into the corner and pulls him face first into the turnbuckles and then cracks his back with a Lung Blower (or blows out his lungs with a back cracker, whichever you prefer) for 2.
Knife fights through the pain and rallies again, this time punctuated his offensive flurry with Last Rites-style swinging neckbreaker. Cover gets 2 and Knife tries to continue the assault, but his back gives out on him on a scoop slam attempt and Sriram falls into a cover for two. Sriram pulls Knife to his feet, but Knife fires off a rapid succession of punches to the gut and some forearms to the face. Irish whip attempt is countered with a boot to the gut and Sriram plasters Knife on the mat with a power bomb. Sriram manages to roll the shoulder, but Sriram holds onto his legs and hooks ~!!! Knife barely makes the ropes, but the damage is done. Sriram pulls him into a corner and sets his nerve endings on fire with an open hand slap to the chest. He does it again and Knife slaps him in the face. Sriram slaps him back and Knife staggers him with a series of head butts and an jaw breaker that sends Sriram sprawling into the ropes.
Sriram kicks the approaching Knife in the gut then unloads with a barrage of punches that stagger Knife into the opposite ropes. Irish whip attempt is countered and Knife nails Sriram with The Slash~!!!. Both are slow to get up but Knife uncoils with The Stab~!!! Dragging his body, he drapes an arm of Sriram to continue his winning ways..
AX-MAN vs. UNCLE ENTITY
Ax and UE lock up immediately and fight for an advantage. UE finally backs Ax into the corner. Ref Angelo Barolo calls for the break, but UE looks at him disdainfully and takes a wing at Ax. But Ax sees it and dives out of the way, spins UE around and pummels him with quick-action fists. Ax whips UE into the corner and follows in with a mean clothesline. Another corner whip, and Ax follows that with a flying knee to the chest of UE. UE bails out, but Ax follows. Ax follows UE around the ring, catches him and spins him around for another series of punches. Ax whips UE toward the post, but UE reverses and Ax EATS POST! UE quickly takes advantage, tossing Ax into the ring for some suplexes and other technical stuff. Yeah, technical stuff. UE whips Ax into the corner and follows with a clothesline! More punches, another whip to the corner and UE comes flying with the knee. And if you don’t know what happens here, you haven’t watched enough 1970s wrestling. After duplicating the good guy hold for hold, the bad guy MISSES! Ax ducks out of the way of the flying knee, and UE jams the knee hard into the turnbuckle. Ax quickly capitalizes, doing the classic Ric Flair jump on the leg while on the ropes thing, then into a prolonged leg lock routing while asking UE to give up. Meanwhile, Firechild comes to ringside. UE won’t give up, so Ax picks him up, whip to the ropes. UE sees Firechild hope to the apron and reverses. But Ax double-reverses and UE gets sent flying into FIRECHILD! Firechild flies off the apron, and Ax chop blocks UE from behind! Ax pulls UE over to the corner, whips his leg into the ring post, then pulls him back in for the FIGURE-FOUR! UE is screaming in pain, but Ax is concentrating entirely on Firechild, who stands outside the ring, thinking about running interference. Ax calls Firechild into the ring, but FC doesn’t move. UE tries to get to the ropes, but Ax blocks him twice, and finally UE taps out!
WINNER in 10:19, Ax-man.
But Ax won’t let go of the hold, despite UE screaming that he’s breaking his leg. Firechild remains at ringside, but doesn’t move. Ax continues to apply pressure and threaten Firechild. Firechild slowly backs away; Ax applies more pressure and suddenly we hear a LOUD POP! follows by UE screaming and clutching his leg. Ax releases the hold and slowly walks out of the ring, not even acknowledging that he probably broke UE’s leg. EMTs are quick the scene. They strap UE to a backboard and tape his head to the board, because everyone knows that no matter what the injury you must tape a wrestlers head to the backboard.
APOCALYPTIC EXISTENCE vs. ECOSYSTEM
The lights go down, Egobrain by System of a Down comes on, and Apocalyptic Existence walks out from behind the OO TronMaster 6000. Flaming crosses light up down the aisle as he walks down the lamp. Yes, that's right, flaming crosses. Now that HH has left, other wrestlers are allowed to have long entrances filled with high tech stuff. Yes, I just compared Hardbody Harris to Triple H. I know, I slay myself too. As the lights come back on, we have to wait for poor Roberto the OO janitor to drag the crosses away. (Hey, it could be worse. It could have been Jesus H. Kidneypuncher. I know, I'm exceedingly witty.)
Then Green Day's "Minority" comes on, and down the ramp strolls Ecosystem. He's wearing an "Impeach the President" t-shirt. No, not really. It actually says, "Why not Nader", but the momentary confusion allowed Razz to state his political beliefs. Awesome, I believe in workplace rights as well.
Gavin Hale is YOUR referee! He'll be signing autographs after the match, so restrain yourselves, girls.
The bell rings, and this one is on! Collar and elbow lock-up, AE forces Eco to the corner. A clean break, but Eco slaps him one. "I used to own this company!" AE is ticked and lunges for him, but Eco drop toe holds him into the second turnbuckle. AE gets to one knee, but a running knee to the back from Eco puts him down again. Eco sets up in the opposite corner, and charges as AE starts to get up, but AE dodges to the side, and Eco misses, hits the turnbuckle, and staggers backwards. AE grabs him for a German Suplex, but Eco elbows him in the face a couple times, and goes behind him. Up for a spinning hurricarana, AE tries to counter to a power bomb, but Eco won't go, so Eco is flipped off to land on his feet instead, upon which AE clotheslines him down. Stomps Eco to the corner, foot choke thingy, waits to the last second to let Eco go. As if he ever wouldn't. These heels are so damn evil. Eco tries to get to his feet, AE clubs him back down. Brutal looking knee drop followed by a pin count for 1. Eco pulled to his feet, whipped off the ropes, ducks the clothesline, springboard moonsault, AE dodges (suprisingly quick for a surprisingly quick big man), Eco lands on his feet, but gets taken out by a vicious elbow to the back from AE. Another pin gets one and a half, Eco is running out of lives here. Another whip followed by a devastating clothesline. Stomp, stomp, stomp- then he grabs Eco and chokes him for 4 and 99,000/100,000 of a second. Lifts Eco up for a devastating power bomb. Pin gets two. Arr me mateys, Eco be takin' a thrashing from that scurvy dog (right now it's talk like a pirate day). AE has had enough and calls for the Apocalypse Now (c'mon, work with me here, I love that movie). Is it over? No, Eco flips out and takes down AE with a low round kick. Kicks to the joints, cutting AE down to size. Out of nowhere he applies a cross face chicken wing! AE manages to fight his way out of it. Elbows to the gut, Eco is sent to the ropes once more but this time comes back with a spinning leg scissors into a cross arm lock. AE looks to be in some slight discomfort, but refuses to tap. Eco releases the hold, sending AE to the corner and following him in with a leaping enzaguiri. AE is dazed- but only for a second, as he sends some rights and lefts Eco's way. Sets Eco up on the second rope, then the top- he's going for one of those ECW backwards power bomb things. But a rake to the eye from Eco! The ref never saw it-because, you know, he isn't taller than AE standing on the second rope. Eco hops to AE's shoulders- HOLY SHIT spinning reverse hurricarana from the top to the floor! AE may in fact be dead. Eco is too tired to capitalize, and it takes him six seconds off the countdown to get up, and knock back down a dazed AE. Eco sets AE up, and heads to the top rope. Flying elbow drop! Will it connect? Yes it does (halleluiah halleluiah). Pin gets two. Eco is complaining about the count, spins to hit AE back down in the nick of time. Grabs his legs, looking for a submission of some sort (we'll never know because AE kicked Eco down). AE heads off the ropes, rebound into an elbow drop to the gut with mustard on it. Can Eco ketchup? Kicks out of the pin at one and one half, he's not done yet. AE beginning to show some frustration. He shoves Eco into the corner, Eco slumps to a sitting position. AE sets himself up, then runs to the corner, looking for a boot to the head. But Eco manages to roll away, under the ropes and out of the ring. AE is annoyed. He moves to get out of the ring- Eco has disappeared. Of course he's under the ring, an upward swing of the fist towards the groinal area crosses AE's stars, and the ref's vision of the event was nothing to write home about. (I'm getting ready for the return of the hockey season announcers). Eco rolls AE into the ring, pins for 2 and 99,999/100,000 seconds (eat that pin break precision timing, Chris Masters, who I remember once goofed it.) Eco looks mad, but cinches in the Endgame and that's all she wrote.
WINNER in 13:57 Ecosystem
CAPELLAN vs. FIRECHILD
Firechild scores the win after interference from 3PS
UNDERDAWG vs. SERAPH
Seraph is out first, and waits in the ring stoically as the lights go out.
BONG…
BONG…
Bark!
Underdawg makes his way to the ring and raises the lights. He seems slightly miffed that Seraph has no reaction to his entrance, and quickly removes his hat and coat to stand nose to …chest with Seraph. Referee Mel Creech calls for the bell and we’re underway. Underdawg with a flurry of dog bones, an Irish whip, and a clothesline. Seraph gets to his feet with no change in expression, so Underdawg repeats the same sequence, substituting a big boot at the end. Seraph manages to duck the boot, hooks Underdawg’s leg on his shoulder, and levers the big Dawg off his feet. Seraph goes for a sharpshooter but is kicked off. Both men get to their feet and lock up, with UD backing the smaller man into the corner. UD hits a pair of chops, but Seraph doesn’t react, so UD, ignoring Mel’s half-hearted warnings, clubs Seraph in the head repeatedly until he goes down. UD stomps a mud hole, and attempts to walk it dry, but Seraph rolls to the outside. UD follows him out and eats a chop for his trouble. A second and third chop stagger the big Dawg, and Seraph bounces his head off the apron. An Irish whip turns out to be a mistake, as UD puts on the brakes and pulls Seraph face-first into the ring post. Seraph collapses in a heap, but still remains stoic. UD emits a growl that causes the first three rows to step back, and stuffs Seraph back into the ring. UD throws Seraph to the ropes and attempts a clothesline. Seraph ducks, ducks another attempt on the return trip, and hits the Propitiation! Seraph covers, but gets thrown off at two, clearing Mel and bouncing across the ring. UD gets up with fire in his eyes and stalks Seraph. He lifts Seraph up and drills him with a body slam, followed by a series of elbow drops. UD hits the ropes and plants a leg on Seraph’s throat. UD picks Seraph up and locks on the Dawgmission. Seraph struggles, but refuses to submit or even cry out, despite how UD grinds in the hold. Seraph is fading, but before he passes out UD releases the hold. He picks Seraph up and nails the Last Ride. He starts to cover, but stops, shaking his head. He picks Seraph up again and spikes him with the Fire Plug Driver. UD’s eyes roll back as he covers. Mel Creech counts one…two…three.
Winner, in 14:56, Underdawg.
CONCRETE TG vs. CANADIAN DRAGON
Mel Creech is YOUR referee!
Canadian dragon hits the ring first to a mixed reaction, then the crowd lights up for Concrete as he walks proudly to the ring, Sabu and LADDER are not far behind, but stop about halfway down the ramp. Sabu and LADDER find a spot just behind the last row of floor seats near the ramp to sit and watch. CTG and CD circle to start, then lock up in the center of the ring. A bit of pushing around and CD is forced to a corner, where Creech half-heartedly breaks things up. The two circle and lock up again, this time CD pushing to a corner. Clean break, but CD slaps Concrete. Stunned, CTG looks to the crowd before fighting his way out of the corner. Irish whip for CD, quickly reversed as CD hits the mat, CTG hops over and hits the ropes, CD leapfrogs CTG, Concrete hits the ropes again. CD drops to the mat to use his legs to flip Concrete across the ring, but CTG tumbles over CD, right into a Gryfonsault! CD is caught off guard as CTG twisted in midair on the Gryfonsault into a pin, but even then only gets one as Creech took too long getting over to the pin fall. CTG rolls to a kneel as CD stands up and the two lock up again. This time CTG gets an arm wringer on CD and yanks hard on the arm. CD gets to the ropes and somersaults out of it, reversing it on CTG. Concrete struggles, but CD chains it into a hammerlock.... then SUPLEXES CTG! Cover is only a one count, but the momentum has turned. CD whips CTG into the corner and splashes him with a wheel kick. CTG slumps as CD rolls back to his feet and slams CTG with a corner clothesline. CTG drops to a sitting position and CD stomps CTG flat. CD then pulls concrete from the corner and slaps on a SHARPSHOOTER! CTG flails weakly but CD has it cinched in tight!
ConcreteTG: Creech checks on Concrete, and CTG refuses to surrender. CD thinks he has this won, but the crowd starts chanting for Concrete. CTG shakes his fist to the cadence of the crowd, which escalates with clapping and stomping. Suddenly, both hands slam the mat and Concrete pushes up! CD seems perplexed but can't do anything with Concrete in the hold! CTG claws the mat and starts dragging CD toward the ropes. CD frantically shakes his head no, but can't seem to slow Concrete as he drags CD to the ropes and hooks the bottom rope with both hands. CD can't pull CTG off the ropes, but pulls enough that CTG isn't even touching the mat! CTG screams in pain as Creech counts off, CD releasing at 4 1/2. CTG is almost flat on his face, gasping for air as CD approaches CTG again. He hangs CTG on the middle rope, stands on his back and pulls on the top rope, choking CTG on the middle rope. Creech again half-heartedly counts off, CD hopping down again at 4. CD then vaults over the ropes and leg drops CTG across the back of his neck, CD then dropping to the floor. CTG droops over the apron, dazed. CD drags CTG out of the ring and slings him into the guardrail back-first. CTG slams into the rail and grimaces in pain. CD points to CTG and draws a thumb across his throat, drawing boos from the crowd. CD gathers CTG and suplexes him on the floor, drawing more ire from the fans. CD celebrates a moment before hefting CTG off the ground and slinging him toward the steps - but CTG reverses and CD slams into them shoulder first. CTG drops to a knee, a faint grin on his face. CD is still holding his shoulder as he gets to his feet. He rolls into the ring (Creech was only at 4 anyway) and rolls out, then charges concrete. The two brawl all around the floor to the delight of the crowd, but CD finally gets the upper hand with a desperation spine buster on the floor! CTG seems beaten, but CD decides to escape while he can. He shortcuts across the ring (Mel was at 7), shakes Mel's hand and slips him some cash, then rolls out of the ring at ramp side and walks up the ramp. Sabu, seeing his buddy getting beaten down like that, stands at the top of the ramp with a chair in hand. CD points at Sabu and laughs, but when he turns back to the ring Mel is already out of there, ordering his mid-match hot dog. CD backs up toward the ring, Sabu making sure CD can't go anywhere else, putting CD in range of Concrete's SUICIDE DIVE! The two tumble up the ramp a bit, but CTG has recovered enough to start mounting a final comeback. He drags CD back to the ring and rolls him in, sliding in right behind him. He stands CD up and chops him to pieces, backing him to a corner.
10 punch count along for the crowd! CD drops to the mat and rolls out again, deciding once again he's had enough. This time Concrete pursues, and the two run up the ramp and chase each other around LADDER. CD shortcuts and walks under LADDER to get to Concrete, inadvertently knocking LADDER over and both of them falling on Concrete! CTG fights bravely, but with two combatants on him the numbers game would inevitably catch up. Mel walks by and tells CD and CTG to get back to the ring, and he sends LADDER to the back. When LADDER doesn't leave, Mel waves Angelo Barros out to take LADDER away. Creech orders them both back to the ring so he can finish this match and go home. CD stands Concrete up and starts dragging him back to the ring, noting that LADDER must have busted concrete open. Mel waits for them to get back in the ring before climbing in himself. CTG is still wobbly, but flails at CD as he tries to knock CTG down for another SHARPSHOOTER, but this time CTG gets his legs up and shoves CD off. CTG gets to his feet to try and catch CD for the CEMENT MIXER but CD gets in a standing switch. CTG can't counter as CD repositions him! CANADIAN DESTROYER! CD collapses on Concrete for the pin.
WINNER in 22:22 Canadian Dragon
After the match, CD celebrates up the ramp as some odds and ends fly at him from the crowd. CTG crawls to the far corner and gets a mic:
"Dragon, I may not have been able to finish you tonight, but this time you dragged LADDER into this! I don't want him in the middle of our feud, but maybe some of his family members would like to help us settle this! I want a Ladder Match at Hell on Earth II!"
THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. THE HALFRICAN AMERICANS vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER vs. THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE vs. DRINK & DESTROY vs. THE NEW ORIGINAL NEW CLASSIC BLACKJACKS 2000 vs. MIERDA DEL POLLO RUDOS – Tag Team Scramble, winner gets a title shot at Hell on Earth II
The Chickenshit Heels vs. The Halfrican Americans vs. The Team From Down Under vs. The Devil's Brigade vs. Drink & Destroy vs. The New Original New Classic New Blackjacks 2000 vs. Mierda Del Pollo Rudos in a Tag Team Gauntlet Elimination Match – with a shot at the OOWF Tag Champs on the line!
Numbers have been drawn at random to determine the entry of the teams – when a team is eliminated, next team in line may immediately enter the match! And now for the first two teams!
Team #1: The Chickenshit Heels! - Johnny Adrenaline and Al Capps are complaining LOUDLY about a fix on their way to the ring, giving Angelo Barros a real ear full. Barros tries to explain that he had nothing to do with setting the order, when the team #2 is introduced….
IT’S The Devil’s Brigade! Harper Camby and Tommy O’Neill stalk down to the ring with VERY satisfied smiles on their faces – and Tommy has a chain wrapped around his fist. The Chickenshit Heels get ready for a fight, TDB gets in the ring – Al Capps with some trash talk for Camby, who starts to charge but is held up by the referee…. Camby demands to start for The Brigade, the Chickenshits shoot for it – tie…again, another tie…FINALLY Al Capps it picked to face Harper! The ref calls for the bell, and - - -
The Chickenshit Heels BAIL OUT OF THE RING! Barros looks REAL confused, and Camby is steaming mad. TCH make their way up the ramp, giving the universal “We’re way too smart for this” point to the head, while being counted out….
Winner by COUNT OUT in .12 – The Devil’s Brigade!
Immediately, THUNDERSTRUCK blares over the sound system, and The Team From Down Under storm the ring! Nobody waits for a legal man, as all 4 grapplers tear into each other with wild abandon! Finally, the referee gets some order and we have Jack vs. Camby. Neither man is giving an inch, and technical wrestling is out the window as this is a brawl, pure and simple. Then OBJ changes gears, whips Harper to the ropes and then flings him across the ring with a Japanese arm drag. As Camby gets up, Outback is there with a running knee to the head, and then whips Harper into the TTFDU corner. OBJ gets the ref’s attention, and Gator grabs Harper by the throat, choking him with the tag rope! He breaks before he’s caught, but does hold Camby’s arms so Outback can bury a running shoulder block into his gut. Tag to Gatorbait!
Gator continues on a tear, chaining power move after power move until Harper goes to the eyes to create some separation. Jack then start pounding away, hitting punches and kicks anywhere he can, looking for that body part that TDB can rip off and take home. He tags in Tommy O’Neill, who continues the punishment. O’Neill starts focusing on Gator’s neck, hitting a swinging neck breaker, a rolling neck snap and a standing neck vice. He then picks up Gator and tags HC back in, - double-team hotshot into a suplex! Cover by Camby – 1 – 2 – Gator kicks out! Camby stands Gator up, and SPIKES him with the Power bomb! Cover – 1 -2 and Outback Jack pulls O’Neill off!
The ref gets OBJ out of the ring, giving TDB the chance they need – Camby holds Gator open, and Tommy O’Neill loads his fist with the chain for a Wicked Left Hook – But Outback blows past the ref and charges the Irish Devil to save his partner! O’Neill redirects OBJ over the top rope, and whirls around to throw the finisher – BUT OUTBACK LANDS ON HIS FEET! Outback leaps to the apron and then to the top turnbuckle with an amazing display of agility, and dims TO’s lights with a top rope BOOMERANG!
Angelo Barros moves to get both men out of the ring, and totally misses Gator’s low mule-kick on Camby, then smashes the back of his head into Camby’ nose – that might be broken, folks! Gatorbait isn’t done, countering the stunned Harper into position, and CHOMP! Camby is OUT! Cover – 1 – 2 – 3!
Winners in 15:34 – The Team From Down Under!
TDB is herded to the back, and now The Halfrican Americans hit the ring! Its speed vs. power – Gator stays in the ring to face Fly – Gator is still shaking off the effects of the last match, but Fly isn’t holding back, starting off with a missile drop-kick that hits square on the mark! Fly breakdances up, Gives a moonwalk, tags in Nayr – double team elbow drop! Nayr off the ropes, springboard off the middle rope into a Naysault! Cover – 1 – 2 Gator kicks out!
Nayr picks up Gatorbait, and whips him into the ropes – Gator reverses, Nayr ducks under the charge, leaps for a cross-body – Gator catches the luchador, spins him around and CHOMP! Nayr might be dead! Cover by Gator – 1 – FLY saves the match with a top rope leg drop on Gatorbait! Fly gets back to his corner, yelling for Nayr to tag out, Gator gets over to Outback Jack. OBJ is in, and goes to drop an elbow on Nayr – who rolls clear! Jack is to his feet, tries a second elbow, Nayr avoids it and gets to his feet – dropkick to OBJ’s legs, Nayr tumbles over OBJ’s back and tags in FLY as he tumbles out of the ring and to the floor!
Fly hits the ring and gets ready to lock up with Outback Jack when LD Williams hops the rail, getting Gator and Outback’s attention – With both members of TTFDU and Fly distracted, Moosehead Jack comes in from the other side, and in full view of Angelo Barros, gives Fly a chain assisted HEART PUNCH! Barros has no choice, and calls for the bell!
WINNER BY DQ in 3:13 – The Halfrican Americans!
The Team From Down Under just do NOT believe it, and after trying to argue with the referee, storm out of the ring and right up the aisle after KZ! As they charge past, out come Mierda Del Pollo Rudos for the next match!
Nayr is out at ringside, and Fly is shaking off the effect of the Heart Punch, so MDPR pick Fly up, and plant him with “the Great Egglayer of Doom” – the Snapshot! Fly is already out, so this is all academic at this point -
Winner by pinfall in .45 - Mierda Del Pollo Rudos!
Fly and Nayr get helped out as The New Original New Classic New Blackjacks 2000 hit the ring -
Stank and FC Capslock tear right into MDPR, who bail out before any REAL damage can be done, and FCC and Stank are hot on their tails – The members of MDPR head in opposite directions around the ring, and try stereo Thez Press’ on the NONCNB2K – But Stank and FC catch them, and drive them into the ring apron and then pound away! The ref gets to 6 before Stank and FC roll them back into the ring.
Back in the ring, the Rudo take the boots to FC and Stank before they can get fully into the ring. After a few seconds of beatdown, Rudo #1 attempts an Irish whip on Stank, who reverses and throws the masked man hard into the corner. FC Capslock bulls his man into the opposite corner, then NONCNB2K hit avalanche clotheslines on BOTH members of MDPR! Stank then whips Rudo #2 across the way and FCC sidesteps, Capslock whips Stank into BOTH opponents! The crowd goes NUTS as Stank and FFC toss Rudo #2 out of the ring!
Angelo Barros finally gets order restored, and it is Rudo #1 and Stank. Stank keeps the pressure up, flooring his opponent and the delivering multiple elbow drops to the back. Stank picks up the Rudo, drags him into the friendly corner, blind tag by FFC – Stank crushes Rudo #1with a belly to belly Suplex, FFC off the ropes – LEGDROP! Cover – 1 – 2 – Rudo #2 comes in and breaks it up! The ref shoos #2 out of the ring, FFC picks up his Yellow Masked opponent – Rudo #1 with a gouge the eyes, then he staggers back and #2 tags himself in.
#2 immediately chop-blocks FFC, putting the big man down – starts working the knee, using kicks to the hamstring, elbow drops on the knee itself, and even breaking out an old-school spinning toe hold! FFC starts to sit up, then roll to one knee, Rudo #1 points at Stank to distract the referee, and #2 kicks FFC in the groin, putting him back on the mat! Rudo #2 does a Flair Strut, and starts to lock on a figure 4, but FFC kicks him off. #2 rebounds off the ropes and looks for a clothesline, but instead of standing up, FFC lunges forward on all fours, head butting #2 in the gut! Rudo #2 is down, and FCC makes his way to his corner – Tag to Rudo #1 – TAG TO STANK!
Stank is a one man wrecking crew, shoulder blocking Rudo #1 to the mat, then kicking #2 to the floor. As #1 gets to his feet, Stank scoops him up and bull rushes him into the corner. Stank hooks Rudo #1 into the tree of woe – running knee to the gut! Stank unhooks #1, and STANKONIA!
Before Stank can cover, Drink and Destroy hit the ring! Stank gets to his feet, FFC joins him and the four men meet in the center of the ring, throwing haymakers! Barros sees Rudo #1 roll out of the ring, and tries to get the other two teams separated. Josh O’Neal gets the better of FFC by kicking him in the knee, dropping the Pride of Fresno to the mat. O’Neal lines up for a kick, but FFC catches the leg, and hoists is former protégé up on his shoulders – but before he can do anything, Josh goes to the eyes, throwing FFC off balance – he tumbles into the ropes, and both men go over the top HARD!
Stank fares better against Spin Hansen, winning the slugfest and then dropping him with a head-butt. Spin tries to battle back, but Stank run him the ropes, buries a knee into his gut and then throws Spin over the top! Spin gets up talking trash, Stank acknowledges the crowd, and he and the referee, misses Spin pulling something out of his pocket – Spin yells at Stank again, and when Stank leans over the top rope to respond SPIN HANSEN THROWS A FIREBALL IN STANK’S FACE!
Stank staggers back in pain, the Mierda Del Pollo Rudos are back in the ring! #2 leg sweeps Stank, and #1 hits a top rope elbow as #2 rolls out – but no so far out as to not hold Stank’s leg giving his partner the leverage he needs for the 1 – 2 – 3!
WINNERS IN 18:52 - Mierda Del Pollo Rudos!
THIM REYNOLDS vs. BLACKDRAGON vs. ERIC O’MAC – Onslaught Championship Match
Thim Reynolds is out first, but only gets a few steps down the aisle before being blindsided by Eric O’ Mac. Eric kicks away at Thim while he’s down, then picks him up and throws him into the railing. Eric springs on top of the railing, and Thim hooks his leg, dropping him crotch first on the bar. Thim turns around to clear his head and nearly loses it to a Blackdragon clothesline. Dragon tosses Thim into the ring apron as Eric gingerly climbs off the railing. Dragon chops Thim, delivers a second one, then turns to Eric, who makes an “after you” gesture. After another chop, Dragon waves Eric over. As Sterling Glaw orders them to get into the ring, they each grab an arm, pull Thim away from the apron, and whip him back against it. They pull Thim away from the ring again, and Eric goes high while Dragon goes low for a total elimination. Sterling is out on the floor now, but can’t get close enough to take control due to flailing limbs. Dragon picks Thim up and pins his arms behind him. Eric goes for a super kick, but Thim slides out of the way and Dragon goes down. So much for teamwork. Eric drops a knee on Thim’s neck before he can get up, shrugs, and stomps on Dragon as well. He takes a moment to showboat for the crowd, and leaves himself open for yet another low blow from Thim. As Eric contemplates a career singing soprano, Thim heaves him over the railing into the crowd. As Thim turns back to Dragon, he eats a chop, followed by a suplex. Dragon picks Thim up and whips him toward the steps, but Thim reverses, and Dragon is the one who hits the steel. Eric gets slowly to his feet and crawls over the railing. As he does, Firechild comes down the aisle. Thim sees him coming and tells him to leave, but FC ignores him. Thim grabs Sterling and points him toward Firechild. He takes the hint and tries to eject FC, but gets shoved out of the way. Thim watches FC pick Eric up and lay into him, and fails to notice Dragon getting to his feet. Dragon clubs Thim in the head and rolls him into the ring. Dragon follows him in and Tosses Thim to the ropes, catching him with a power slam. The bell rings and Dragon, assuming the match has finally started, covers Thim as FC tosses Eric into the steps. Sterling Glaw slides into the ring, grabs Dragon’s leg, and pulls him off. The bell rings again. Sterling, fed up after being shoved by FC a second time, has tossed the match.
No Contest in 9:43
After the match: FC slides into the ring to check on Thim, who shoves him down. FC springs to his feet and gets in Thim’s face, yelling that he was only trying to help. Thim responds that “Help like this, I don’t bloody well need!” and the two “allies” continue to argue all the way back to the locker room.
WCW vs. KZ – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
MHJ and LD are restless as the new champs make their way to the ring. Kz roll out of the ring and the brawl is on! Moose grabs Wilder and throws him into the nearest set of ring steps. LD and attempts to DDT Westgaard on the floor, but Westgaard is able to ram LD into the ring apron. Jack continues his assault on Wilder, but Wilder frees some space with a jaw breaker and then whips MHJ into the steel guardrail.
The bell sounds a LD and Westgaard slug it out in the middle of the ring. Meanwhile on the outside, MHJ eats tag team gold as Wilder drop kicks him in the face with his title. It just wouldn’t be a MHJ match without a little blood and carnage, so the blood oozing from MHJ’s eye brow meets half the criteria.
LD varies up his strikes with chops and boots to the knee, but Westgaard manages to catch the leg on one attempt and muscle LD up for a Ron Simmons like Spine buster. Westgaard tags in Wilder and the pace quickens as Wilder keeps LD off balance with his speed. Finally LD is able to turn the tide when he power bombs Wilder on a hurricurana attempt. Tag made to MHJ and he brings the heelish violence.
Nothing fancy, just old school mud hole stomping with some illegal choking throw in to spice it up. Wilder finds himself in the wrong part of town and LD chokes him with the tag belt while MHJ distracts the ref. MHJ charges in with a vile clothesline then blasts him in the face with a pair of elbows. LD tagged in and he continues the assault.
The arena echoes with the sounds of LD’s chops. Irish whip blocked, so LD boots him in the gut until he let’s go of the ropes. Wilder shot in, but he rebounds off the ropes and drops LD with a leg lariat. A series of clothesline’s keeps LD off balance and Wilder hits a run up the ropes tornado DDT for a near fall. LD rakes the eyes then falls back to tag in MHJ who buries a knee into Wilders abdomen, then hits a pump handle gut buster to further the damage. MHJ then double stomps him in the gut and taunts Westgaard while lazily pinning Wilder for 2. MHJ continues to bring the violence with rough turnbuckle treatment and a short, chest first whip into the corner that he follows up with a clothesline to the back of the head. LD tagged in and he hits a spring board stomp to the back of Wilder’s head. Grapevining the legs, he pulls Wilder onto his knees and locks in a seated modified surfboard maneuver with added Dragon Sleeper. Westgaard manages to break that up but MHJ and LD double team in the interim.
Wilder battles back and manages to counter MHJ into a reverse DDT position. He then boots LD in the gut and DDTs both of them at the same time. Diving tag to Westgaard and he Cross Checks the recovering MHJ ¾ of the way across the ring. LD staggers right into the Ice Auger~!!! MHJ boots Westgaard in the face and this brings in
Wilder. Fast and furious brawling ensues and in the melee MHJ and Westgaard wind up on the apron and slug it out. MHJ counters a suplex attempt with a blatant low blow, then shaves a few inches off Westgaard’s height with a vertebra crunching pile driver. Wilder hits a double jump drop kick to send MHJ to the floor. LD attacks from behind and hits a half nelson suplex on Wilder. From the floor, MHJ helps LD pull Westgaard’s limp body into the ring where LD covers amazingly only for two. Just then, Gator grabs MHJ from behind and they braw up the aisle while the ref checks on Wilder. OBJ is in the ring now and destroys LD with a barb wire assisted Boomerang~!!! When the ref turns around, he finds a recovered Westgaard muscling LD into an Electric Chair position. Wilder springs to the top and hits a Dooms Day Rana. Westgaard covers and the champs retain.
CHRIS COLE vs. ALTRAGEOUS – Non-Title Match, Underdawg special enforcer, Capellan special referee
Capellan races to the ring and slides under the bottom rope then springs to the top rope to the delight of the crowd. Capellan is wearing the striped referee shirt for this evening. Next UnderDawg appears at the top of the ramp amid a cloud of smoke and makes his way to the ring. To make sure he is the enforcer, Dawg brings a sledgehammer with him to the ring. Finally, Cole and Alt are announced, then make their way to the ring together, not looking a bit happy about what could happen tonight. Cole and Alt get into the ring and they immediately dash toward Capellan who is waiting calmly in the corner, but before they can get to him, UD jumps on the apron with the sledgehammer and the members of 3PS back off. Cap makes his way to the center of the ring and calls both men in for instructions. He pats both men down, much to their irritation. Then he asks for the title belts. First he gets the world title from Chris Cole, looks at it for a moment, then tosses it to UD outside the ring. Dawg grabs the belt and holds it high for everyone to see, then sets it on the table. The whole time Cole looks at him seething with rage. Then Cap calls for Altrageous belt. Alt looks furious as he hands it over to Cap, Cap looks around, but there is no ring girl around, so he takes the belt and slings it over his shoulder and shoots a shit eating grin at Alt. Alt is beside himself. Finally he calls for the bell and Alt falls down and Cole falls on top of him for the pin. Capellan doesn’t move. He instead, looks at his nails, polishes the OOWF Intercontinental title, and generally ignores what Cole and Alt are trying to pull. Cole leaps to his feet and gets in Cap’s face, screaming with rage, so Cap turns with the IC title, and PASTES Cole between the eyes! Altrageous jumps to his feet, but he is immediately dropped with a sledgehammer shot between the eyes! The crowd is going crazy as Dawg and Cap stand before the prone, bloody members of 3Piece Set. Cap looks at Dawg and he nods, so Cap slips out of the ring and rummages under the ring and pulls out a table. Meanwhile UD grabs Chris Cole and choke slams him hard on the mat. Firechild runs in, but eats a boot for his trouble. Finally with the table set up, UD hoists Alt onto his shoulders with his back to the table, Capellan climbs to the top rope, gets his balance, and leaps, connecting with a drop kick to Alt’s chest that knocks him off of UD’s shoulders, out of the ring, and through the table! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! The two turn their attention to Cole, Capellan slips out of the ring and grabs a chair, and PASTES Cole in the head with it, UD then scoops Cole up and lands a Fireplug Piledriver on the chair! For revenge from earlier in the night, Capellan pulls Firechild to his feet and whips him toward UD, UD goozles him and chokeslams the hell out of Firechild. Capellan and UnderDawg raise their hands in victory standing over the prone bodies of 3Piece Set.
WINNER – No Match
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